Friday, April 26, 2013

The Synopsis

135,499 words and counting.

My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.


Last Stand of Dead Men:

War has finally come.

But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.

But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.

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Valkyrie V. Cain said...

FIRST

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

DEREK MY BIRTHDAY'S MONDAY, BY THE WAY. JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.

Thrust Ominous said...

YAY!

Thrust Ominous said...

Happy Birthday VAL !!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

OH MY GOD I JUST ACTUALLY READ THE POST


DEREK I'M SCARED


WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO VALKYRIE


I TAKE THIS PERSONALLY EVEN THOUGH I SHOULDN'T


(In other words, I am now so excited I'm almost shaking. THANKS A LOT, DEREK.)

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Oh, and thanks Thrust!



Sorry, still spazzing.


DEREK YOU ARE SO MEAN. *curls up in corner and dies*

Thrust Ominous said...

FINBAR DDIIIESS?!
How DARE YOU!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I just read this to my mom. She looked scared.

But THEN she said, "You know, what if Valkyrie's in some life threatening situation in the first chapter? And the chapter ends with her blowing up the planet? What if the rest of the pages are just a bunch of connect the dots or something?"


THANKS DEREK, YOU'VE TURNED HER ON ME.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

The worst part is that you WOULD put some connect the dots or something in there. Or maybe some colouring pages.

Like, "Fill in the blood stains from Darquesse's world-wide massacre!" or "Colour the burning city!"

Thrust Ominous said...

I'm still sad about Finbar... He had such a silly wife.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Who said Finbar's dying?

Thrust Ominous said...

I READ BETWEEN THE LINES.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

THERE'S BLANK SPACE THERE.

Thrust Ominous said...

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-8hCLcb8vzQ4/UXnpbH7YjRI/AAAAAAAAAQc/sgpd4RyzE0M/w422-h313/2013-04-25

Thrust Ominous said...

You obviously have no clue how to read between the lines.

StephenCroucher said...

omg this sounds so fricken amazing i cant wait for the book

StephenCroucher said...

i really hope that she chooses what magic discipline she wants to use in this book

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

HEY NEW POST!

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

Derek....




I'm scared now.

very. VERY. scared.

ValiumValkyrie said...

Firstly, Derek. You NEED to hurry up and write LSODM before I have an some kind of brain explosion, caused by running through all the various scenarios in my head which could cause Darquesse to emerge and "kill the world".
Secondly, WHAT THE HELL is up with killing Carol?!
Thirdly, If you do what I.think you're going to.do and make Darquesse come out only.to have the reflection be the one to kill her, and have that insane psychopathic oddity be the hero, then I.will NOT be happy. *insert Valkyrie glare here*
Fourthly, I think you should have a BIG reveal in which everyone like Ghastly and Ravel and, Hell, Fletcher too, find out who Val and Skulduggery REALLY are. Because, Let's face it, we all want yo see/read a BIG battle in which Her Evilness and His Evilness battle it out and throw each other into a building or something and everyone sees them fight, JUST because the LOOK on Ghastly and co's faces would be priceless.
Fifthly, (and yes I know fifthly isn't a world but it goes with all the others) WHO THE HELL SAID FINBAR WAS DYING?! and WHAT is going on with Kenny Dunne and his whole Valkyrie Cain Exposé?! (That may have been 2 points but they were both small in comparison to the other points, but just as valid, so they're going to count as one)
And by no means Last or Least but I'm getting finger cramp typing this on my phone, I have read ALL 8 books, in the space of a week, just because I'm a complete bookworm, and in true Cain and Pleasant style would like to issue you with a warning that if you DON'T start writing faster, that as much as your fans love you, we WILL be beating down your door... (Just for the 'Craic' of it) (you couldn't include a Irish to.English dictionary at the back of the next one could you, as Gaelic is an awesome language, but extraordinarily hard to pronounce, let alone understand.)

Anyway, no doubt ill be going crazy while waiting for LSODM to make its appearance, so if I suddenly start clucking like a chicken, well Derek, I'll blame you for that...

Eathan Davis said...

This sounds awesome!
I think that darquesse will be free by the end of this book

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

*Points to Val's comment*

YOU JUST SAID ALL THE THINGS THAT I'VE BEEN THINKING.


except for the chicken part......

Adrasdos Dark said...

Kill me now.

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

I would... but I'm already dead

Adrasdos Dark said...

Thank you. Big help you are.

Oh and Derek- Zaf and I were theorizing our conversation the other day.... Was SULT with HER or with ME? Or... WITH BOTH OF US????

Of Jesus H. Christ. Derek. Don't EVEN. -_- NOOOOOOOO

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

.... O_O

Death (Rose) Thorn said...

DEREK!

Death (Rose) Thorn said...

My logic is impeccable

Bye

Mistical Future said...

hmm ... my comment has appeared to have deleted itself ... I wonder if this one will too?

Fabi S. said...

That's... Quite the synopsis. Eep.

Derek, you are either my favorite author or the one I'm most scared of...possibly both.

Hello, Blogland-y people if anyone is here!

Fabi S. said...

It looks still there to me!

Mistical Future said...

ok the one just before worked ...

anyway I shall just repeat what got deleted


DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!

WOW! Just WOW!!!

THAT SOUNDS SO AWESOME!!!!!!! *Jumps up and down with imposable energy*

I
CAN'T
WAIT
TO
READ
IT!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!!! *Has a massive fain girl moment*

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!
No literally I CAN'T!!!

Mistical Future said...

Hi Fabi!

How are you?

TheBookGazer.Blogspot.com said...

Thanks! I've updated my blog post on it.

Mistical Future said...

Hi ... can I call you Gazer?

any way how are you?

Fabi S. said...

Hello!

I'm annoyed because my sister and I aren't one person. Other than that I'm good!

Fabi S. said...

You?

Mistical Future said...

I'm good

... one person
... you reminder me of a TV show, very interesting, they wanted everyone in the world to be one being

Fabi S. said...

Yeah... Everyone always say our names like they're one word, assumes we're twins and gives us both credit for what one of us does. It's really irritating. :-/

Everybody as one being...that'd be creepy.

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

bonjourno

Mistical Future said...

yes it succeed but only for a bit. and that would be annoying if everyone did that to me!

ok I gtg bye!

Fabi S. said...

Aloha, Jubi!

Fabi S. said...

Oh, bye Mistical!

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

FABI!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.




BYE MISTICAL!

Fabi S. said...

[is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]

I finally got the chorus tune right! [celebrates]

Fabi S. said...

Oh, dear... Apparently I'm not supposed to be recording myself sing at this hour. Blaaaaah. XD

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

HOORAY FOR GETTING THTE CHORUS TUNE RIGHT!!

Fabi S. said...

[laughs]

Thanks Jubi. Actually... I'm not sure if it's right right but it sounds better for my voice, anyway!

Fabi S. said...

How are you?

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

I'm gooooooood :) finishing up HW

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT GOLDEN GOD.
*dies because awesomeness*

Fabi S. said...

Gooooooood that you're gooooooood. [nods]

Fabi S. said...

Hello, Missy. :-)

Awesomeness indeed. [nods] Eep!

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

MISSY!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
Hi.

Alexandra Muse said...

JUBI!!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HI PEOPLE!
*is supermegatacklehuggedofdoom*

How are you all today?

Brb, gonna get some Rice Bubbles!

Alexandra Muse said...

Grrrrrr...... I've got to go.

Fabi S. said...

Hello Alexandra. :-)

Fabi S. said...

Oh... Bye, Alexandra.

Wow... This song is...creepy!

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

ALEXANDRA!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi/bye

Fabi S. said...

Wbd, watching various YouTube videos and pretending to be asleep.

Msd, might actually fall asleep.

Oh, which version of my MC chapter to use...?! I'm doing a lot of things, I suppose. XD

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BACK!
Sorry I took so long... Got distracted by Instagram and stuff.

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

wbd....

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

and now i must sleep...


NIGHT!!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Missy, you have Instagram? I have one.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Bye Jubi!

Fabi S. said...

Night, Jubi. Or early morning now! How do you manage it? XD

Wb, Missy. 'Sokay, I got distracted by YouTube, so... [shrugs]

Fabi S. said...

Hi Val

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Night Jubi!!

Hi Val!!
Yeah, Instagram is cool. *nods*

Fabi S. said...

I think I am going to write really hard for a while, then sleep.

Bye, all.

Lavender Hope said...

Oh wow, Derek! Reading that gave me chills!

Really appreciate letting us minions get the first read of the synopsis, but what was that last post you wrote only yesterday? Oh yes.

KEEP WRITING!!! Don't stop for anything! Except food of course. And sleep. And the synopsis can be an exception as well. Go Derek! *cheers him on*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Fabi!

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!!!! *tacklehugs*

Lavender Hope said...

*wonders whether to stay or not*
*decides to stay for a bit and gets tacklehugged*
OOF! Hi Miss. :)

Bye Fabi.

Lavender Hope said...

Right. Kinda quiet... *shrugs and talks to self*

Everyone must be doing something else.

Lavender Hope said...

And I should be going anyway. Bye!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*stumbles back in*
YouTube is distracting...

Bye Lav! :(

Astryxx said...

Please Derek, tell me that you are NOT going to kill Valkyrie... Most people here will be VERY depressed...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hey Astryxx!

Dragona Pine said...

Hello.

Astryxx said...
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Astryxx said...

Hello miss Cain!

Dragona Pine said...

DEREK

DEREK

DEREK

DEREK

DEREK

DEREK

DEREK

DEREK

DEREK

DEREK

DEREK


I've thought of some good ideas to put in future books.
First: You said that werewolves were nearly extinct. During my random story-creation/fanfic thing, I made a creature called the Apatonynchus. If you do read all the comments then you may have seen the kind of biography of the creature around. If not it's here:

The name Apatonynchus means deceptive claw in Greek. It is about the size of a wolf, with short brown fur. It has a spiked tail (one spike either side of the tip of its tail), and has yellow eyes with black pupils. Its ears are set upon antennae, and are the shape of a lilly, and stick out diagonally from the top of its head. It has a frill around its neck like a triceratops, but is much smaller and contains no horns. The frill has been known to change colour depending on how the creature is feeling.
Its eyesight is usable, but it tends to emit ultrasonic waves like bats do to navigate their way around. Its sense of smell is extraordinarily good, though.
It makes only a small variety of noises (hisses - where its lower jaw vibrates, and roars).
It isn't from this dimension (as in, a parallel world or something is where it originates from), though the first sighting of the creature was in the caves beneath Gordon's house.
These creatures are immune to all magical powers/effects, so for example it could kill a faceless one without a God-Killer and kill a werewolf without silver. They can also walk on walls and ceilings.
They have a forcefield around them, in the radius of about 30cm. It is created by accident, and from birth, due to the fact that there is a complex combination of magic happening when two of the species mate. It cannot control the forcefield.
This is the reason I thought of why the werewolf numbers were so low, because the species Apatonynchus are sworn enemies of the werewolf and tend to hunt them down.

Second: The Sanctuary MUST have friends within the government to cover up all the explosions etc. They would have been captured on CCTV so many times and they might have not even realised. Even a car chase, for example. So, therefore, in my stories I created a government agency called Special Operations of the Supernatural, or the SOS for short. They deal with the cover-ups and have people in the government to prevent certain situations. They also provide a covert anti-terrorist force, to deal with mages who threaten people's safety.
Known vehicles include Apache helicopters and black Jaguar XF's with tinted windows.
They carry Colt M4 carbines and Beretta M9 pistols.
Their uniforms consist of kevlar body armour (black) and navy and black army camouflage. They wear tactical goggles (black tinted), military grade kevlar helmets and a tactical face-mask to hide their features from view. They generally HALO jump (High Altitude Low Opening) into combat situations as it's the best way to fly in without being detected.
The SOS is split into squads, consisting of six people. Two pilots (well one pilot and one gunner) and four "Units" who are codenamed conveniently, so "Unit 1", "Unit 2" etc.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hey Dragona!

Sorry, bit distant...

Fabi S. said...

I like the double x, Astryxx. Cool name.

[I'm not really here, just wanted to point that out]

Dragona Pine said...

Oh and, hey Astryxx! I don't believe we've met, I'm Dragona. *gives cookie*


And hey Miss Cain! How are you?

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Fabi.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I'm good, thank you.
How are you?

Dragona Pine said...

And sorry if I comment a lot, it's just that I can't refresh the page when it's the first one (because the only way I can usually is to go back a page, then forwards again), since my internet - for some weird reason - has no refresh button and using the keyboard to do it doesn't work either.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm fine, thank you. :)

Dragona Pine said...

I really hope Derek sees my ideas. ^^

Astryxx said...

Thank you Fabi!

Lewis = Raising Cain (Taken Name: Rhydian Saint) said...

Hi everyone! How are you all?

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Lewis! How are you?

By the way, I looked through some of my characters and there are a couple that would be capable of healing people.
However, one is from the future and was transported back in time and she has nanomites inside her which allows her to heal herself, so she'd probably be able to use them to heal others too.
The other is an android called F.R.E.D. (it does stand for F-Class Robotic Experimental Destroyer), and is again from the future and he has adaptive camouflage so he can transform into any human. He has a great knowledge (his memory is like full of knowledge about magic and science etc), so he'd be rather smart. He has no magic, though.

Luciana Scáth said...
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Lewis = Raising Cain (Taken Name: Rhydian Saint) said...

Thanks!
Could you send me an e-mail with the details of that woman who can heal herself please?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...
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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hey Lewis!!
Loved Hide, by the way. :D

Lewis = Raising Cain (Taken Name: Rhydian Saint) said...

L? Where is she? *looks around* Thanks by the way!

Dragona Pine said...

Yep Lewis sure. I'll email you the villain too. Is it ok if I do it tonight, though? I have to go to school in like 10 minutes. ^^

Dragona Pine said...

Yeah, Hide was brilliant. ^^

Lewis = Raising Cain (Taken Name: Rhydian Saint) said...

Sure, I can wait. Thanks Dragona! If anyone has any ideas how I could improve just tell me.

Luciana Scáth said...

Man, LSODM sounds awesome.

It has the potential to be as good as DB, imo.
Which is my favourite. Just.
IblameVilequessebecauseIshipitandIlovetoshipbadguysok.

Oh my Golden God

I think I might scream, come August. :)


*not here, just commenting once*

Dragona Pine said...

The villain is called Durham Laslit. ^^

Lewis = Raising Cain (Taken Name: Rhydian Saint) said...

I think you mentioned him in your e-mail. I still need more details I think let me look

Dragona Pine said...

Yeah, I'll send you them tonight then you can choose whether to use them. They might be suitable, they might not. But it's worth a try.
And again, if you need any more just give me a shout because I have like 50 OCs and maybe 4 species of creature I've made up.

Lewis = Raising Cain (Taken Name: Rhydian Saint) said...

In the e-,ail you said that he was killed...Is he a zombie now?

Melica Frost said...

OMG WOW.
*isnt really here because needs to go to school*

Fabi S. said...
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Dragona Pine said...

I have to go to school now. I'll be on tonight (and I'll email you tonight Lewis). Bye!

Lewis = Raising Cain (Taken Name: Rhydian Saint) said...

Bye Dragona!

Dragona Pine said...

Oh, that was Cabader Lewis. Not Durham.
Cabader is a good guy. And no he's not a zombie. He was killed in WWII and was an elemental, but a dark mage who had the power to control souls kept him in place, and made him a body for him using parts of the machine gun that killed him, his old army uniform and parts of an old soul catcher to hold his soul in place.
But yeah, Durham Laslit and Cabader aren't the same.

Dragona Pine said...

Now bye!

Fabi S. said...

[sings the first bit of Brandi Carlile's 'Happy']

I should be asleep, but I'm here for now... In time for what, I wonder.

Lewis = Raising Cain (Taken Name: Rhydian Saint) said...

Oh right. My mistake. Bye again Dragona!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Dragona!

Hey again Fabi!

Lewis = Raising Cain (Taken Name: Rhydian Saint) said...

Hi Fabi!

Fabi S. said...

Blah, never mind. Sleep.

[sorry I keep going back and forth...]

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye again Fabi!

*hums Truth of Tomorrow*

Lewis = Raising Cain (Taken Name: Rhydian Saint) said...

I've got to go now. Bye everyone!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Lewis!

Random Fire Hand (Duck Taasp) said...

Quoting yesterday's blog post:
"That means no Twitter and no blogging, and very little internet presence at all. Even a half hour of writing a blog is a half hour of NOT writing the book, and I can't afford to do that right now. When the book is done, when it's finally done, business as usual will be resumed. Until then, this temporary silence continues".

Now what was the need of that Derek?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hey Duck!

Miss sorrows said...

Wow love the synopsis! It is AMAZING!

Astryxx said...

0___e

Aisling Dubh said...

Omg I love the synopsis. Now I really CAN'T wait for the book.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

i think my brain just exploded.

Aisling Dubh said...
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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Aaaand I'll pop back in again, even if no one is here.

NJ Maverick (Sigil Student of China Sorrows) said...

OMG THAT SYNOPSIS!!
*dies*
I can't wait any longer!!
GIVE ME THE DAMN BOOK DEREK!!

Ruá Black (Mrs Ruá Vex) said...

I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT DEREK OMG.

Raiden [John Nexus] said...

Hello.

Sirius X said...

Raiden is now gone. I am to take his place. And oh boy, are we going to have a lot of fun... -teleports away-

Shaylin Adams said...
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Shaylin Adams said...

OMFG!!!!!! THE DEAD MEN!!!! OMG

My favourite characters consist of all the dead men :D :D oh my god im so happy right now

THANKS DEREK

Sirius X said...

-teleports next to Shaylin- Hello. You're new to the blogging world, I presume?

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

Hello?

Sirius X said...

Hello, Jubi. -walks teleports next to you-

Becky Allaker said...

YOU ARE HORRIBLE AND I HATE YOU

WHO EVEN LIKES THESE BOOKS ANYWAY

/proceeds to cry self into a watery grave

Random Fire Hand (Duck Taasp) said...

Something is wrong with you Becky

Becky Allaker said...

No but this book sounds so amazing and horrible and oh good lord I'm going to cry and the entire fandom is going to be a wreck and there'll be riots and hysterical teenagers across the globe and iF THE UNNAMED COMES BACK MAN I SWEAR DOWN

also friends become foe

/if ravel is golden eyes/

do you think this is a game derek

do you think we're willing to play this game

/because we are not/

Becky Allaker said...

and don't even get me started on val and darquesse because i will scream

Becky Allaker said...

oh god no wait because saracen /knows things/ if he finds out val is darquesse and he lets onto ravel or something and everyone finds out and everyone turns on skul and val nope okay bye i'm going to bury myself alive

Becky Allaker said...

"here lies becky she buried herself alive because the thought of lsodm was too much for her."

dshjbgfyjgfiljwf

Random Fire Hand (Duck Taasp) said...

If any of that stuff wasn't in it I wouldn't read it.
If no one dies it isn't a good book
It is what makes it exciting

Simplez

Becky Allaker said...

/you're not a fangirl r u/

Random Fire Hand (Duck Taasp) said...

No I'm most certainly not!!!!!!

'cause I'm a Fanguy

Becky Allaker said...

everyone is a fangirl regardless of gender

fanboys are a mere legend

Random Fire Hand (Duck Taasp) said...

So if Brad Pitt or George Clooney really liked SP then they would be fangirls?

Becky Allaker said...

yes.

Sirius X said...

Murder and killing is not what makes a book great. What makes a book great is the wild universe that you can fall into, the great universe you get inspiration from. The place you go to to hide in when you need help. The place you go to when you're lost. But that's just my personal opinion. My irl. Not Sirius'.

Random Fire Hand (Duck Taasp) said...

Right............ your argument is impenetrable so I'll just agree I'm a fangirl.

OMG! JUSTIN BIEVER!!!!! LOLZ*duckface*

legandary uber-minion becky said...

no those aren't fangirls those are idiots

Random Fire Hand (Duck Taasp) said...

Although I do agree with you Sirius, if no one died in Last Stand of Dead Men it wouldn't be that great

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

hola

Random Fire Hand (Duck Taasp) said...

JUBI!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

legandary uber-minion becky said...

i know that. it's my duty to freak out about the impending horror and loss though. it's all i know.

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

DUCK!!!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*



hi.

Sirius X said...

Is anyone up for a fight? I will just start one if that is necessary. Again, I am asking for Sirius. Sirius doesn't talk much.

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

I'm not very good at fights.... and besides, I gtg soon

Random Fire Hand (Duck Taasp) said...

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Jubilance Glee (Jubi/The Other Derek) said...

I GTG :( bye

Random Fire Hand (Duck Taasp) said...

BYE JUBI!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

Random Fire Hand (Duck Taasp) said...

If there is no one here I'll leave, if you don't show your selfs in 5 min then I'll leave

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!

It's seriously a war against Sanctuaries?!

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

* has dynamite*

GET THE IRISH YAAAAARRRR!!!!!

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

Lol Celine does this as I let her read:

WE FIGHT IRISH PEOPKE?! KILL THE IRISH * insert evillaugh*

Astryxx said...

Yellow ducks on a hinge

Elder Zafira Kerias said...

Im screwed he's killed me off I know it. Killed Ravel off too havent you Landy?!

* has dynamite*

Dont mess with le Zaf

Ruá Black (Mrs Ruá Vex) said...

Back now. Still in shock.

Death (Rose) Thorn said...

Shock? How so?

Ruá Black (Mrs Ruá Vex) said...

I wasn't ready for the synopsis & killing of the dead men thing D;

Hi, btw:)

Death (Rose) Thorn said...

Ooh, yeah... Derek said on Twitter: Now it is time for when all then Dead Mean die

Next post: I mean diet

Post after: Excluding Skulduggery, of course

DAMN YOU DEREK!

HI AS WELL!

Death (Rose) Thorn said...

I am going to sneakily copy and pate a Word document from my laptop and send it to myself so I can work on it here...

Ruá Black (Mrs Ruá Vex) said...

Damn you Derek is right!

Is he trying to turn his fandom into emotional wrecks??

Death (Rose) Thorn said...

Actually... I won't.. I'm too damn tired...

Ruá Black (Mrs Ruá Vex) said...

I know the feeling. I've soo much work to do today but I just got into my pyjamas so now I'm going to pretend I don't actually have any thing to do..

Death (Rose) Thorn said...

I has badminton, lawnbowls, Romeo and Juliet, maths and indo... I am pooped

And my friends and I are fighting.. Sorry... I'm falling sleep...

Ruá Black (Mrs Ruá Vex) said...

Lol that does sound like a long day indeeed :0

Aisling Dubh said...

Hello?

I actually can not wait for LSODM.

Alexandra Muse said...

Hello!

Aisling Dubh said...

Hello Alexandra

Reading that has made me edgy all day. I read it this morning and was all nervous and exited an worried all day in school.

Ruá Black (Mrs Ruá Vex) said...

Alexandra! Ais!

Hi:)

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi Ruá

Ruá Black (Mrs Ruá Vex) said...

How is everyone? Besides being emotional wrecks from the synopsis..

Aisling Dubh said...

I'm good Ruá apart from being an emotional wreck obviously. How are you?

Ruá Black (Mrs Ruá Vex) said...

I'm fine, thanks :) very tired though, and also an emotional wreck..

Alexandra Muse said...

Hi Ruá!

Aisling Dubh said...

Thanks a lot Derek. You have reduced us to emotional wrecks. Emotional wrecks who are now looking forward to LSODM even more. And are at the same time terrified of it.

Ruá Black (Mrs Ruá Vex) said...

How are you, alexandra?

What Aid said. We don't know weather to laugh or cry!

Ruá Black (Mrs Ruá Vex) said...

Ais* pardon the typo.

Aisling Dubh said...

Ruá it's fine.

I'm both happy to get to read the synopsis and terrified by what it said.

Ruá Black (Mrs Ruá Vex) said...

You're new pic!! Love it! I didn't know calm and lsodm could be used in the same sentence , though :p

Distant, playing Pokémon :3

Alexandra Muse said...

I'm fine thanks Ruá! How are you?

Aisling Dubh said...

Yeah I'm not sure they can be either. I might change it later.

Aisling Dubh said...

Hmm it's a nice day today. Maybe we might actually get a few days of spring and even possibly a bit of summer this year.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hey.

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi Mara how are you?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hey Ais. *hugs*

Oh my Gos.

FINBAR DIES D:

Aisling Dubh said...

What makes you say that?

Ruá Black (Mrs Ruá Vex) said...

Today hasn't been nice! I got drenched in that rain/ hailstones.

Hello Mara :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*Gosh

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