135,499 words and counting.
My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.
Last Stand of Dead Men:
War has finally come.
But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.
But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.
Friday, April 26, 2013
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Sometimes I wish the media would back off and stop making such a big deal out of stuff. ._.
Hello, insane people! [tacklehugs Jubi and Zaf!]
Hi Brave!
FABI!!!!!!!! *gives a supermegatacklehugofdoom in return to the tacklehug*
hi
Mario, who teh hell is Hazza
. . .
Harry, Brave.
MARA!!!!! BRAVE!!!!! ZAF!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
And yes i just called you Mario, Mara!
It's your new nick name...
OMG AWESOME!!!!!
Wbd, msd, etc....
[is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]
[deposits code message that is actually unimportant but you can still solve it anyway if you want to, just don't expect the answer to make sense]
101-001-112-012 100-201 112-120-202 001 212-120-111-002-001-202
HELLO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
HELLO ANDRA!!!
Thats a slightly weird pic, Andra
But she's so afraid of f-f-falling in lo-o-o-o-ove~
~>
Me-ow ^^.
Sticking my head out the window of the car, LIKE A BOSS.
Hey Kilandra! I don't believe we've met, I'm Dragona.
Thanks,Brave. Weird is good.
HI Fabi!! HI Zaffy!! HI Mara!! HI EVERYONE ELSE!!
HI FABI!
HI BRAVE!
HI KILANDRA!
*is really really really distant*
Hi Dragona! I don't believe so either. Nice to meet you!
and now I must disappear *poofs*. bbl
ANDRA!!!!!! *supermegatackelhugsofdoom*
hi.
Nice to meet you too. ^^
I have to go now. Bye guys!
dragonapine.blogspot.co.uk
Sorry I poofed.
Bye Andra, Dragona.
Hi anyone who is here!
"Magnus waved a hand. "All Lightwoods look the same to me-" "
OH MY GOSH WHAT. *stupedification*
But . . . WHAT ABOUT ALEC??????? O_O
Admittedly, this was over a hundred years before Alec was born, but still.
Bbl, breakfast...I think.
Has anyone seen The Host?
Darn I was hoping to get someone's opinion on it.
I HAVE!
The book was better, but yeah. :)
Curse you Derek! You lied to me!!!!! Because of your last post I haven't checked in on your blog regularly!
Back.
Meh, have to go now. Bye!
Hi Ais!
Distantly here...
Yeah also distant.
What kind of music do you like?
I don't really listen to any music. It's so Finn to see people in my class's reaction when I say that. They think I'm joking. I just don't really listen to it. What music do you like?
*funny not Finn. How did Finn even end up there?
But when I do hear music I usually enjoy most different types.
O.O
I listen to music practically 24/7.
Adele, Little Mix, Hayley Westenra, Coldplay, Florence + the Machine, Celtic Woman, Enya, Kelly Clarkson, P!nk... I have a really varied taste depending on my mood.
Like, Enya is very relaxing beautiful music and Pink is very the opposite, so... Yeah.
I actually recognised most of those names :) *is proud of self*
Yay!
Which ones didn't you recognize? [is curious]
Hayley Westenra, Celtic Woman,Enya and Kelly Clarkson were the ones I didn't recognise.
I recognised all the others.
Well that's not most that's only 5/9 that I recognised. Well it's more than half at least.
Wbd Doctor Who
Ah I gotta wait till later...
*sighs*
My god damn dad is on a complaining fit AGAIN
Makes sense...mostly.
Except I'm surprised you hadnn't heard of Kelly... She's probably more popular in America.
She sings 'Dark Side' and 'Stronger' and 'Mr, Know it all' and 'Because of You' an 'Catch My Breath' and like a bunch of others.
[Sings]
You think that you know me, know me
That's why I'm leaving you lonely, lonely
'Cause baby you don't know a thing about me
You don't know a thing about me
You ain't got the right to tell me
When and where to go, no right to tell me
Acting like you own me lately
Cause baby you don't know a thing about me
You don't know a thing about me
I love that song.
Okay, Ais.
Hi Zaf.
[frowns] Sorry to hear that.
[starts humming Nothing is Good Enough by Aimee Mann]
Hello.
Hi Star. :-)
Distant...being evil. :-/
Hi Star
Distant watching the hobbit. Is it being made into two or three films does anyone know?
No idea...but long ones, definitely.
My brother fell on my swollen toe and it started bleeding and then I was just giggling XD
3 films, Ais:)
Hello!...
Can't talk have work must type fast to save time, wait when is doctor who on? Did I miss it oh damn the work...
It was on in the UK at 6:30pm, bit of you missed it, you could watch it on iPlayer, or something:)
Hi Edward it depends in Ireland it was at 6:30 and I think it was that time in the UK as well.
Yeah I thought it was 3 but I wasn't sure.
Hello Ieni and possibly Edward.
Hello everybody!
Hi Lewis
Hi Ais!
Hi Rhydian.
Vas happenin' boys, vas happenin' boooooooooooys?
Niall in the background: BILLY BOB BOB BILLY!
Hello, Mara. :-)
Oh, dear. FabiTC's nightmare is completely rewritifying itself!
Hullo.
I read that on tumblr......
I want a spork.
Why do you want a spork?
Mick Jagger could be Harry's dad, vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick?
Because forks are overrated and I can't touch spoons.
I really like the music in the hobbit and Lord of the Rings,
Gtg... Bye
I've got to go now. Stuff to do. Bye!
Bye Fabigail! *hugs*
Bye Rhydian!
Wbd.
Bye Fabi
Bye Lewis
Back. Not much happened while I was gone...
Also KT Tunstall.
Distant, working on things.
Hi Fabi
"Look, my eyelash has fallen off. Ahhh, arghhh..."
oh perrie<3
Jubi has a tummy ache *pouts*
Hi Ais!
[sings under breath]
The fire fades away
Most of everyday
Is full of tired excuses
But it's too hard to say
I wish it were simple
But we give up easily
You're close enough to see that
You're the other side of the world to me
Hi Jubi and hope you feel better soon.
Hope Jubi gets better soon.
Hi Mara. [hugs]
Perrie. :-)
AIS!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
and Thanks :)
FABI!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
and thanks too xP
Jubi, that's my life story XD
GET BETTER SOON! *tacklehugs*
Hi Fabi :)
Little Mix!<3
Leigh-Anne and her pranks...:3
Hey Ais! :)
*is supermegatacklehugofdoomed*
*sighs* finally my iPod accepts that as a word. It even comes up as I'm typing it so I don't have to type the whole thing :)
YAY! GOOD IPOD! *pats Ais's iPod on the head*
I believe I am going to write Leigh-Anne, Jesy, Jase and Perrie in pretty font images. BECAUSE THEY'RE AWESOME. :-) Distant!
And Jade. :-)
And Jesy :-)
And Leigh-Anne :-)
And Perrie :-)
Little Mix :-)
[is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]
My iPod does it automatically in all capitals. :-)
:)
I'm so happy I've found a Mixer to natter about Little Mix with! *huggles Fabi*
Did you see the Little Mix Diaries? *laughs*
Evening nutjobs!
Um... I am looking for an image of the back cover of TMS.
Would anyone know where on the internets I could locate one??
Hi Em I've no idea sorry.
Hi Em! :)
No... sorry :(
Omfg. Did Jesy just walk into the wall? XD
THIS IS WHY I LOVE HER.
I found them the other day, havent been able to watch them all yet, though.
[hugs back]
Jesy is really good at the dancing bits. :-)
Hi Em. Sorry, I don't know.
I wanna leave this here, have a good look at it and tell me if it's a photo or not....
http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2070751f5447d8a3a9fa599cf592e9c/tumblr_mhiifelofM1s4o8wxo5_1280.png
They're so Perriefect!<3
Jesy is really good at beatboxing and dancing:3
Hi Tyler and yeah I'd say that that is a photo.
Anyone else agree with Aisling?
Hmmm it looks like a photo from far away, but I think it's a painting... or maybe a photoshop thingy
and now i gtg -_-
BYYEEE
Anybody here?
Bye, Jubi! ~hugs~
Well it's actually a painting
Amazing right?
Wanna see more?
Buh Bye Jubi
I can't copy the link, sorry Tyler.
Msd, Mom says I need to be doing History Fair...
I hate "weekends"
Hi Skyril, bye Jubi.
:)
I'm having a Little Mix fangirl day! :3
Bye Jubster! *hugs*
Hey Skyril! *hugs*
I'M BORED!!!!!!
NOBODY ON YOUTUBE HAS UPLOADED ANYTHING!!! ;~;
Hiya, Fabi! Hiya Maralie!
~hugs both~
@Tyler
Hello! Pleasure to make your acquaintance! ~shakes hand~ ~gives a purple lollipop~
What is Jade doing...? XD
She's doing this little dancy thing with her feet, but failing... C:
Hiya Skyril, thanks
How're you folks?
[hugs back]
How are you, Skyril?
Wbd. Laundry sorting.
:)
PERRIE AND ZAYN ARE PERFECT TOGETHER!
I'm pretty good... Creeeeeped out by this gen's cartoons... The art of Teen Titans, for example, used to be sooo much better, and the show was funny and interesting... Now it's just... >.>... I don't have a word to describe it besides disappointing.
I pity the younger children who don't remember the difference.
I'm the usual. [shrugs]
Water. The skeleton cup has no hat or suit or jacket, why does Mom think its Skulduggery?
lol, Fabi, right? Skulduggery isn't just any skeleton xD
ZERRIE :-)
I probably shouldn't be trying to do
All this at once...
Msd.
*is slumped on couch, giving a bored expression*
Yeah.
I mean, I still like my purple skeleton cup, but yeah...
ZERRIE:)
Louis, dammmmmnnnnn. He's so... gorgeous. :')
DON'T HATE HIM CAUSE HE'S BEAUTIFUL;D
larry stylinson omg.
@Tyler
Your on youtube? Check out "ThePianoGuys Mission Impossible"
LOL, Fabi!
I know exactly how you feel xD
~Hugs~
*screams*
ONLY FOUR MONTHS AND THREE DAYS UNTIL THIS IS US! :D
Sorry for poofing. *was making birthday card for friend*
Mara thank you so much for always talking about 1D. I couldn't think what to write cause I wanted it to be special to her then I remembered that you say 1Derful. So I wrote have a 1Derful day. She loves 1D. So thank you Mara :)
This is us wha???????
Hiya, Aisling!
Oh. It's fine, Ais :) Tell her I say happy birthday!~
This Is Us. The 1D3D Movie? ... no?
._.
[hugs back]
I think I have to go now... Bye. [hugs everyone]
Bye Fabi *is hugged*
Aw, ~hugs Fabi~ See you later!
Bye Fabi! :( *hugs*
Little Things... *smiles*
Niall's playing the guitar - OH MY GOD ED SHEERAN HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THERE?! O.O
Oh Lou... you special child...<3
Hello peoples!
Hola, Alexandra!
Hello Alexandra
[EDIT: Warning: This is a huge rant that is mostly pointless and is just me saying a load of what's in my head.]
OH MY GOPSH SKYRIL I SAW THE NEW TMNT YESTERDAY AND I WAS SAYING EXACTLY THE SAME AS YOU . . .
Nowadays, they just fling a load of cartooned images on the screen, make them walk about and go yeah kids'll like that. UH, AFTER KIDS ARE OLDER THAN ABOUT, HMM, THREE, THEY'D MUCH RATHER WATCH SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY HAS SOMETHING IN IT. Y'KNOW??????????????
The other month we started watching Toy Story and I saw the lamp jumping on the I of Pixar and went "I miss Bug's Life" coz when I was little that was, like, THE FILM we watched. So then we all went, hey, let's watch Bug's Life, and rooted through all of the videos and DVDs in the living room before thinking hmm hey maybe it's in the attic so then we went up and looked through all the junk in the loft AND THEN WE FOUND IT. We put it on the TV and fiddled about witht the image because at full screen, it was too-zoomed-in and slightly blurry, plus the colours were odd and the whole screen was shaking slightly, like, flickering. Yeah, flickering.
And then we watched it, and it was so damn odd for me because how the scenes looked and how the voices sounded was so incredibly familiar to me, but I was oicking up on what the words meant and the things happening, the whys and stuffs, for the very first time. I'd been real little before. I didn;t comprehend it . . .
And I was also like O_O because for one thing, Hopper beats up Flick and his face is all swollen with bruises and I know it's a cartoon but still . . . it that ALLOWED in a U film???
And also also also, at one point, Flick puts his head under whatever-his-name-is's foot and goes, squish me. My life is pointless, I don't want to live anymore. Squish me.
And I'm like, whoa, they have SUICIDALNESS in this? This is ALLOWED??????????
But it is.
ONE OF THE.
BEST KIDS' FILMS EVER.
Real messages, some fantastic characters, says a lot about the world, awesome story . . .
I loved it when I was a little little pittle.
I think it's pretty damn awesome now.
TBC.
When making a kids' film, you should not just conjure up a load of cartoon and go yeah they're kids they'll like that. You should create a story.
And if you do that, it'll be loved.
A story for kids isn't meaningless kid-friendly waffle.
It's a proper story that is in kid form.
And leave the real values in it, please, kids adore those too.
May I now resume ranting about meaningless meaningless stuff on kids' TV?
I don't watch much TV. I watch barely any. But my siblings watch CITV, and the only shows that I class as anywhere near good on there in this day and age are the funny ones.
It didn't used to be like this. We had cool shows, y'know? We had Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokémon (it's deteriorated in badness, Pokémon now, but still) and Batman and Ben Ten and Generator Rex and stuff. Oh, Legion of Superheroes. And waht was the other one? Um, Justice League!
Apparently, Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds isn't as good. It's not that great.
I never watched much more Yu-Gi-Oh than the first season on Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds, and can I just say, ME AND MY SIBLINGS LOVED IT. Seriously. When the holidays struck we always moaned at my mum that we couldn't be anywhere at five o'clock because Yu-Gi-Oh. I always felt annoyed when it was the weekend because Yu-Gi-Oh wasn't on. When we went on our two week-holiday . . . I was dreading it because no Yu-Gi-Oh.
Why did we like it?
Well, I personally liked it because of the emotions. The sadness, mostly. I've lain in bed and cried for the characters of that show.
And that is apparently rubbish compared to the old Yu-Gi-Ohs.
I think nowadays, people make things too happy. They make it a happy story, then there's fighting, then everyone bes happy again, then it ends on a happy note.
It's the bad emotions people like, guys!
It's not just Yu-Gi-Oh. It's all of them. You watch things to see how people struggle and how people don't fit in with others and how it hurts them. We're sadistic creatures, humans.
I loved superhero shows.
Whenever there's a superhero show on CITV (it happened maybe once) recently, my sister goes, hey look there's a superhero show! And I take a look at it and say nah, not interested.
Seriously. There is such an absence of good TV! Where did it all go??? Why are the adults of today such IDIOTS?????????????
Yeah, got very carried away, but still. :P
Seriously.
If you can tell me one modern TV show that is good, I will . . . Grant you three wishes. Wishes I can do, obviously.
They all . . . WENT. O_O O_O O_O
That's kids' TV.^^^
I know I only see CITV in passing so am hardly an expert on kids' TV. So, sorry . . .
Well it was certainly very...detailed.
I've noticed that as well Star.
With my little boy, he is really into all the Pixar movies now and it becomes a case where I'm laughing at all the things I never picked up on when I was younger.
All the 'adult' puns and sometimes my son is looking at me like, mam what are you laughing at??
Spongebob is still cool though. *giggles*
There are loads of adult punny jokes in Pixar movies! o.o
We were watching a movie in school last week and there was this joke I can't remember what it was but about half the class got it and laughed and the other half were just staring at us as if we were crazy.
Nope, you didn't get carried away, Star.
I totally loved A Bug's Life! LOVED! I loved the cartoon in the beginning too with the same guy playing chess with himself. It was so brilliant!
I loved Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh too. My brother and I would get up super early every Saturday morning to watch the Saturday morning cartoons, and they were ALL good.
I miss Arthur. Arthur was a good cartoon.
Teen Titans was soo amazing!
There are two cartoons that were technically before my time- Loony Toons Bugs Bunny and Animaniacs, but I've seen some of both, and they are SO good....
Why did the world stop showing them??
I just don't get it...
And I rarely watch television either, but I was watching it this morning... For about an hour before I had just was too much for a verrrryy long time.
I miss good cartoons...
~sigh~
I've got to go. Bye, guys. ~hugs~
New MC chapter
Bye Skyril *hugs*
The men play chess at the END. :)
On our video, anyway.
I remembered the men playng chess at the end! *nods*
Also, I was realising their names were words for the first time. Like, Dot. I was like, ohhhhhhh her name is DOT, like a dot, because she's small. Oh, that makes sense.
And, Hopper . . . Oh, it's the word HOPPER, because he's a GRASSHOPPER! Ohhhhh . . .
And, Flick. Oh roght Flick as in flicking something! It's a WORD??? O_O Ohhhhh!
Well, when we DID watch Toy Story, I saw Potato Head saying hey, look, I'm Picasso! And I was like, yeah, coz so many kids'll get that. :P
Pixar is such a jepic company. :)
We started getting up earlier on schooldays, me and my siblings, whilst our parents were still asleep to wake Pokémon. :P
It wasn't that early, but it felt like it was.
I was vageuly watching old Pokémons the other month, and I was like O_O this is so good. Pokémon got ruined. *shakes head*
Kidd-fyed, I guess you could call it. Taking everything out of it and leaving it as empty shells. D:
Pokémon!!!!!
My childhood. Just. Epicness. OMG.
Msd/wbd.
Gtg not that I've been here much. Night
:( FOURS SKYRIL!
Bye, Aisling!:( *waves*
Oh, apparently my body has decided that it is suddenly tired.
So byebye, *yawns and waves then collapses onto pillow*
:( FOURS AIS!
Yay i got 2nd place in the SP Quiz on Mortal Coil today :D
Still not sure how i manage it but I guess I remember the deeper stuff xD
HELLO EVERYBODY!
PEOPLE!!!!!
hi.
Hey Jubi!
DUCK!!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
@Jubi
I am not here at the moment, sorry. I appreciate the greeting, though!
I'm tired, so . . . *disappears*
Sorry. :(
You changed your picture into a SUMMERSAULTING WALE IN THE SKY!!!!!!!!?
I'm going to see the 1D3D movie for my birthday:)
It's official! *squeals*
I'LL BE IN A ROOM OF MY OWN KIND :')
Why am I up so late watching 1D and LM...?
Oh yeah.
I CHOSE THE HARD LIFE OF A DIRECTIONER. *sighs dramatically*
Msd.
Star: Night!
It's BLUE!!!
[now not here]
Gtg, night!
@ Duck
YEP!!!! And there's also a bunch of alpacas (at least I THINK they're alpacas) hopping around in the upper right corner... ^^
It was really random
so I thought I'd make it my new picture :D
Bye Maralie and Star!!!
BYE MARA AND STAR!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
He he he....... Alpacas
Night, Mara! [hugs]
NOW I'm not here.
OOH NEW PAGE
Time for a ded!
I dedicate this page to everyone. Because everyone is awesome! Everyone is great! Everyone is smart! And everyone is a good person
(I think)
Awwww thanks Duck!
xP
Your chilling touch as it runs down my spine
ZAFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
Hi!!! Lol omg I had a creepy dream
oooo what was it about?
HEY ZAF!?!?!?!?
Basically one day all of Blogland came to life and well the things that happened....
oh... sounds fun xD
Have to go now so bye everybody!
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!
BYE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice, Jubi. XD
[Not here!]
Thanks People xP
HELLOOO??
Me? Here? Why would I be?
[innocent face]
(in other words, hello!)
PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
*supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
Blah! I don't particularly want to stay People! I'm not in the mood to annoy peop-- anyone.
[is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]
Hello Jubi!!!
Anyone's not here though....
xD
I am here!
YAY!!!! SEPH!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
Jubi, you see me almost every day.
No supermegatacklehugsofdoom are necessary
Anyone could be spying on us... [shrugs]
Hi Seph! [tacklehugs]
It's been a while!
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