135,499 words and counting.
My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.
Last Stand of Dead Men:
War has finally come.
But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.
But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.
Friday, April 26, 2013
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I'm glad you think so, Missy. When Luce is a rich, dagger-collection author, I'll be a professional psychic. :D
Honestly, I think it would be cool to collect ink wells....I mean, have you seen those beasts? Wow.
INK WELLS ARE SEXY. XD
I'll probably stick with collecting books... Ihavesomanytoget.
CAIN, OH MY FINNICKING GOLDEN GODS I CANNOT EXPRESS THE LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW
OMG
I SCREAMED AT THE POSTMAN AND NOW I CAN'T STOP SAYING "OH MY GOLDEN GOD" OH MY GOLDEN GOD I CANNOT CAN
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
DID IT ARRIVEEEEEEE??
NOW I'M GRINNING LIKE A BLOODY MANIAC, OMGG.
I FEEL SO FLUFFY ON THE INSIDE. :DDDDDDDD
*is pushed over by the force of the shouting*
Which book was it, Luce?
We should've just stuck to ink wells, I reckon. Who needs multi-colour pens anyway?
I LOVE MULTI-COLOUR PENS. THEY'RE PRETTY LIKE RAINBOWSSSSSS. :D
But ink wells are just... sexy, y'know?
SORRY BUT I AM FLAILING SO MUCH AND SCREAMING AN C[S0YNGSTVD8GFBTGFSDFUP
I CANNOT EVEN
IT IS A DEATH BRINGER DOWN UNDER TOUR EDITION AND I AM IN LOVE WITH IT ALREADY
OH MY GOLDEN GOD
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CAIN *tackles Cain with hugs*
Mine broke, so I have a grudge against them. :P
Ink-well fetish? *laughs*
*is tackled with hugs again*
I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. :D
Hello.
This year is going WAAAAAYYYYYY too fast. It's May already. How??
*has finally figured out what's gone on*
N'awwwww xD
Not fast enough, Aisling! I'm just about ready for August!
HEY AISLING!!
I need an ink well as my desktop now... :D
Yeah I know we still have the rest of May then June, July and most of August to go. 117 days I think.
Hehehehehe....
may the 4th be with you all!!!
and HELLO!
HEYLO MEL!!
*dies laughing because inkwells*
GUIZE
I CAN'T FIT ALL MY BOOKS ONTO MY BOOKCASE
*sobs*
Frosty!!! *hugs*
HEY CAIN!!
Hi!!!!
NOOOOOOO!!! YOU NEED ANOTHER BOOKCASEEEE!!!
HEY EVE!!! LONG TIME NO SEE XD
HEY DEATH!!
*laughs*
Oh no, Lucy! :O
*spins around to Missy* Missy, send her a bookcase!
HEY DEATH!!
Hi Death!
Give a double greeting, get a double greeting. :P
Hi Mel.
My books don't fit in my bookcase either. So I have piles of books everywhere.
Hi Death.
Hey Aisling :)
*sends L a bookcase through air or something*
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT INKWELLS. X'D
HELLO PEOPLE WHO ARRIVED!
BUT SKULDUGGERY BOOKS
THEY WON'T ALL FIT ON MY BOOKCASE PROPERLY
*cries*
My little brother and I used to play Skulduggery Pleasant on the trampoline, he used to be Skulduggery and I made up my own character! I hated SP because I'd never read it...
*Facepalms*
I'm an idiot!
Me neither... XD Too much. It's just too much.
Maybe you can hang them from the ceiling, Luce? :/
That would be cool. Manipulate the air to bounce higher. XD
Gtg bye
MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE SOME SHORT-TERM BOOKCASES OR SOMETHING, L... *tries to think of other options*
Bye Aisling!
BYE AISLINGGG!!
My Ais!
Awesome Evie!!! I was a Necro
Or maybe you could have like a Book Corner in your room, and stack your books up in that corner of the room. That would look pretty neat...And then you can just bask in it whenever you like.
I had one of them... Then it fell on me while I was sleeping...
GAH. MY PHONE WENT FLAT WHILE I WAS WORKING ON ANOTHER INKWELL PICTURE.
Because inkwells are just damn sexy.
Goodness, Death! That must have been scary. O_O
Where did Star go?
You can always draw an inkwell, Missy. :D
Omgg, I would've freaked if that happened to me, Death.
STAR MUST'VE POOFED.
iiiimmm back (i said i would be) hello everyone
I'M GONNA BE DRAWING INKWELLS AND POSTING UP INKWELL RELATED PICTURES FOR A WHILE NOW, OMGG. XD
when you say OMGG does the double g mean golden god?
WB MISCHIEF!!
Yeah, it doessss. :)
ANOTHER INKWELL PICTURE UPLOADED ALREADY. WE NOW NEED AN INKWELL FANDOM. *is crazy*
INKWELLSSSSSSSSSSSS. :D
Hi Mischief, again!
Hehe. I'll let you do that, Missy. XD
I happened to be dreaming about my worst fears... White fluffy albino bunnies and Teletubbies...
hellooooo is any one there?...
...
...
...
o look people are there phew
inkwell?
I AM!!!!!
Hi, I don't think we've met before... We might have... I'm just too tired to remember...
Terrifying creatures, Death. *nods solemnly*
*dances randomly on a countertop in Eason's*
Hehe. Star, you're amazayn. *hugs*
HEY BLOGLAND! :)
we have met before (twice)
Inkwells are sexy, Mischief. That is the number one thing you must learn.
Hi Maralie!!!!!
hullo maralie
inkwells ARE sexy
I'm so glad you agree!
I'm watching the Hobbit. xD
Hobbits are quite adorable.
HEY MARA!! *tacklehugs*
Inkwells are inkwells...
i watched the hobbit in the cinima and got it on dvd last week
Hi Eve! *hugs*
Sorry I haven't replied to your email yet - I've been really busy! :(
Hey Missy! *hugs* :)
Hey Mischief! *waves*
im gonna be on and off the blog all day and im tired of saying hi and bye so much so if i stop commenting im gone and if i start commenting im back. O.K? Good. Glad thats cleared up.
Hey Death! *hugs* :)
Hey, how ya doin'? Sorry you can't get through, why dontcha leave your name and your number, and we'll get back to you!~
Hi Mars!
*Hugs back*
Oh, it's alright, Maralie. I always have trouble replying to emails. XD
Wbd, jumping around my room singing How Ya Doin' :3
Mara Sim and Harry Sim are having a fight... OOH SHE JUST SLAPPED HIM. OOOOOHHHHH RELATIONSHIP DRAMA :O
*Laughs quietly at Mars*
I love you guys... You guys are my epic family!
My foot is spasming...
My foot spasms all the time. XD
It's hilarious.
I GOTTA GO.
MIGHT BE BACK LATER.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *poofs in the fairy-dust of inkwells*
Nooooo, Mara-Sim and Harry-Sim were so cute together! :O
*laughs because of inkwells* Bye Missy!!!!
OW
dammit. i just pranced into the wall.
*scowls*
EVIL WALL. YOU SHALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF MARA! *stares at wall*
Kill the wall!!
BYE MISSY! *hugs*
And now Mara-Sim just ran into a wall... Wth is Harry doing? *tilts head* Why is... OMG STOP GETTING SICK ALL OVER THE FLOOR! EW! THAT IS DISGUSTING!
*kicks wall*
*falls over in pain*
*clutches foot*
Okay... bad idea...
One of our roosters has spasms. I feel so sorry for him, but it's just hilarious... XD
*Looks at Mara wearily*
*Starts running backwards*
Mama told me not to waste my life, she said spread your wings, my little butterfly, don't let what they say keep you up at night, and they can't detain you, cause wings are meant to fly-y-y!~
*laughs* Obviously he didn't find a bathroom in time.
Hey, how ya doin'~?
The kid who played Tiger has been arrested twice? My life is over...
Ah now, Harry. *scolds* THERE IS THE BATHROOM. SEE IT? There. Would you stop patting that dog and-
Oh my Golden God. He got sick on the dog. O.O
Hey Luci! *huggles* :)
Little Mix are PERRIEFECT<3
Steve Martini is born on my birthday...
*Fangirls*
Mother Teresa was born on my birthday... :P
And Liam's birthday is THREE days after mine.
THREE DAYS.
THREE.
*Giggles*
My sister's really hot boyfriend's birthday is three days after mine...
THREE
He is so hot...
I was born on Moffat's 35th (?) birthday.
It's a sign, you know?
I'll be queen of trolls;D
Mwahahahaha!!!
Gtg, rollerblading. Bye!
Morning..
Bye Mars, hi Zaf
Lol hi....tis gone quiet
Yeah, I'm in bed... On my phone... Under the cover...
The rollerblading place was just depressing ._.
Still gone, btw.
Im eating breakfast xD
suddenly appeares posts random messege then goes away again. bye.
*Sound of fluttering wings*
...Hello
Hello.
One quarter of George Washington's head...
Anyone here got Raptr?
SKITTLES MILKSHAKES = GLORIOUSLY RAINBOWY
THAT WAS FUN:)
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Everyone was talking about me! :)
I love you all. :)
And, I think I'm getting the hang of going to town with my friends! :)
I can now sort of walk from one shopping centre to the other ish. I've never been able to do this before, so me happy. :)
And, I JUST FINISHED LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to iGotChat to tell Kes*
To all Dead Reapers: There is a new post.
STAR TELL KESSIE I'LL BE ON IGOTCHAT TONIGHTTTTT! :P
Ahd, hey Stararar! :) *hugs*
PEOPLE :O
HEY MARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*laughs* I feel sorry for Eve . . . I spam her with nonsense too much. :/
*Tilts head*
Whats going on?
Welcome to the madhouse which insane person would you like to speak to?
Btw, Kes wanted me to yell at Derek about Jack for her, so . . .
DEREK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU CAN'T DO THAT NOT WITH NO WARNING LIKE THAT HE NEVER FOUND OUT WHAT HE WAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT KILL HIM OFF BEFORE HE FOUND HIMSELF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT WAS THE /POINT/ IN HIM DYING WAS THERE A POINT WOULD HIM LIVING AND BEONG OUT OF THE WAY HAVE DISRUPTED YOUR PLANS /AT ALL/ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEREK YOU'RE EVIL ASDFGHJKL
Oh! People! *waves*
Hello!
*almost slides off bed, forgetting absense of ladder, again* GAH.
*lies on bed*
UGH
JACK
NO
I keep thinking of Computer Jack. It's confuzzling. :P
Michael Grant killed so many people off in Light . . . O_O
My prediction was right about being down to about half population by the end of it, btw.
Oh, gosh, he killed so many people off . . .
*realization just hitting me now*
Death, death, death. O_O
No one was making a big deal out of the deaths. It was just like, short emotionless paragraph, move on. O_O
Hello!
Hi Alexandra! :)
Zaffy
DAMN. I was gonna nab first and ded to Jeff. :P
DOCTOR WHO SOON!!! *dances*
We're watching it, apparently, despite the Aussie people being here. They have jepic accents, btw . . .
I'm unsure if we're watching The Voice or not, though. :/
Still looking for a non-crazy opportunity to offer Evie a banana. XD
Very msd.
I just finished MC!!! I'm so proud of myself.
*hugs* WELL DONE!!!!
Hey!
I was going to come on today, but I was at my friend's this afternoon and then I had to come home and cook, because my brother is too idiotic, because only me and him are in.
Yaaaay, Doctor Who! It's at 6:30, isn't it? Because I want to eat before then *nods*
Dammnit, I think my sinuses are getting infected, because of my cold. The last time this happened was Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day. Not fun...
Yay for finishing MC!
Sorry Star I'd give it to you but I kinda have a ded this time for a reason
That's fine, Zaf. :)
HI IENI!
And yups. ALthough wannit 6:25?
TO ALL DEAD REAPERS: IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY POSTED YOUR VILLAINS OR CHARACTERS PLEASE DO SO IMMEDIATELY.
Also, new post on questions and answers, if any of you are confused.
I dedicate this page to Vinette Riddle because she just had a terrifying experience. A lighter exploded and outside was kinda on fire....house is fine nobody hurt just a bit terrifying and well uh a lot of burnt leaves and a bit of a burnt trampoline but I think she deserves a ded for the terrifying experience.
On a happier note I ded to Jeff for Star!
I ded to the colour blue and to all the Brits and Northern Irish who have their GCSE's soon good luck guys
I'm not at all hungry. Had lunch late . . .
Thanks guys! That was a lot of chapters, a lot of extremely good chapters.
@Zaf: *hugs* YOU ARE SO AWESOME. :)
JEFFISTHEMEANINGOFLIFE! *giggles*
I LOVE DISTURBED. :)
Apparently today is Sherlock Holmes day on TCM....
Bleh STILL waiting for my TMS book and does te bloody thing come? No. Stupid mail why must you hate me?
*flings self off cliff because revision and ends up in blogland*
I'd like to be a rapper. *nods thoughtfully*
I want to be a musical theatre actress *nods*
AWWW mu MC chapter is so adorable!
Hello.
*tilts head*
Oh my Golden God, Mollie.
Mara!
Did you kill Harry yet? *grins*
*glares*
No. And Harry is a complete and utter jerkface, btw.
What are you doing in Blogland?
:O
Maralie Lily Charm thinks Harry Styles is a jerkface? My God.
You told me to...
Shut up.
Go away.
Yep. That's my middle name. Miss Maralie Lily Nice Charm.
You're messed up.
Love you too.
Your mom!
My mam's dead, Mollie. >.<
...
I'm so sorry.
And my dad. And my two sisters. God, have I got any family left? >.<
Hey, if... if you want, I can buy you a One Direction cake...
Too soon?
Way too soon.
I'll just go crawl under a rock and curse myself now.
Bye!
Bye, Mollie.
Hello?
My nerves are bouncing around like a balloon full of marbles... Not sure that makes sense.
I'M AT THE STATE HISTORY FAIR, PEOPLE. THAT IS SO UNREAL.
Sorry, I just had to say it.
So me and the other people performed our stuff, and there's a while before the finalists are announced.
I'm going insane, just a warning!
Also msd.
And now I have to go walk and pace around and stuff! Eep! Eep! Eep!
May the fourth be with you all! :-)
dragonapine.blogspot.co.uk
NEW STORY FOR ALL DEAD REAPERS TO READ. This is the one I mentioned before and that I want to use.
Hey Dragona,
I really wanted to be part of your Dead Reapers thing cause it sounds awesome but I'm in the middle of trying to finish my publishing draft of Dublin Daes so I can't.
Really sorry mate, would have been good fun.
Goddamn Swifties, bloody well hurting my friends... >.< I'd post a rant but I don't want to be annoying. What's the point, anyway?
I really hate myself. ._.
Guys.
If you tell me anything that requires me doing anything, I'll probably say yes, so please, do me a favour - don't ask me of anything at all. D:
Maraness. :( *hugs*
I cannot handle collabs. D:
I cannot. :(
I'm sorry, guys.
I'm just an unreliable, unscheduling person. :/
Who just lets everyone down.
So sorry . . .
Oh, no.
I give up.
I don't know why I even bother.
What's the point.
It would just save a lot of negative emotion if I never did anything.
I hate myself.
Damn me.
DAMMIT.
Don't know WHY ON EARTH I BOTHER.
Whoa Zombie!!
Chillax or else your head will pop off and you don't wanna end up like Scapegrace do you?
You're not letting anyone down. It's your choice if you don't want to take part in a collab. I'm sure there is already enough people to make the collab amazing anyway.
I want to disappear of the face of blogearth.
'Disappearing off the face of the earth' sounds incredibly dramatic, but unfortunately Blogland isn't the earth. :(
I want to disappear so no one can contact me. Like I HAVE disappeared off the face of the earth. And then you can yell and you can go "Where's Star?" and you can frown at all the things I sad I would do but didn't, but that'll be fine, because I won't be here. I won't be here to see your annoyance. I will be cut off. I will have shut the book. I can be happy and responsibilty-less. It sounds so happy and free. Liberation. Infinity of extra time. Like a holiday.
And you won't be able to make me feel guilty, because for all intents and purposes, you won't exist for me anymore.
And you're miles away from me irl, so you can't chase after me.
That sounds cool. :)
Sorry, I had to talk my annoyance out. :P
I feel better now. *nods*
Thanks. :)
Hi Em! :)
But I do want to be in collabs. And I do. And I say I do. And then I go letting everyone down. :/
I hate rules.
Star.
You think you let everyone down?
You are one of the most trustworthy people I know.
Don't think that way. You're amazing. Don't you dare say anything against that. I'm too annoyed to deal with fighting and I'll probably insult you. And I don't want to.
*hugs*
ALRIGHT.
What kicked it off was that I was just gonna email Zath and ask for extra time on THGC, and I was feeling pretty damn unreliable about that at all, because let's just say it's not the first time, and then I realised I misremembered the handing-in date and it's today. In Sydney time. So in Sydney time, it was yesterday and I've missed it. And so many people have dropped out. So many people are pushing the boundaries to the limits and then failing anyway. Seriously. We're falling like chocolate-chip bacon dipped in chocolate with vanilla. Meh-heh. And now I am just adding to the problem. I'm another one of those people. I am taking part in the ruining of the whole competition.
So, I went to THGC and found this out directly after I'd just been on Dead Reaping. Where they're leaving me in the dust. They have billions of things sorted and I'm still stuck and haven't done stuff way behind. And the collab just frickin' STARTED.
And of course there's the MC, which I'm probably not in anymore because I got so behind, letting Fabi and others down in the process.
In short, I am a person who absolutely cannot be relied upon, because I will disappoint. I will say, I won't this time, and then I go and will.
So yes.
Hi Valkyrie V. Cain and Emerald Melody! I'm new.
I LOVE BLOGLAND!!! How often does Derek visit?
Mara, Mara, Mara. *laughs*
My unreliability is my biggest fault.
So don't you dare say I don't have it.
Everyone has good things about them and bad things about them.
And my worst thing is how unreliable I am.
Okay?
I've said this before, so I'm not just making it up now.
And now I have to mail Zath and explain. Urgh.
If I got the email I am about to send from someone else, I would be so irritated with the someone else.
Because some people irritate me so much.
They do.
Even if I do my best not to mention it.
I let my friends down a lot.
I told Lauren I'd bring her to the concert.
I ended up bringing Ciara because I was afraid she wouldn't like me if I didn't.
I told Alexandra she could go rollerblading with me.
I forgot all about it and left her standing there for an hour.
I said that Shauna could come over one day.
We were on holiday and she was sitting outside my house for a half an hour before giving up.
I am a useless friend. I let everyone down. Everyone.
Maybe I'm just better off not having any friends.
HI ARRATAY!
Derek visits at different rates depending on how busy he is.
He's immensely busy at the moment, so I wouldn't expect a visist. :)
Come on Hisfory Fair people, post the list of finalists already! It was supposed to be up fifteen minutes ago!
[panics]
Star-- Nobody's perfect at collabs. I always end up taking over stuff that was supposed to be either teamwork or someone else's job entirely. And then everyone hates me a lot and some of them even leave the collaboration because of me and I get all upset and then leave the collaboration myself and it either falls apart or gets back together way better than when I was in it, depends on the situation.
As far as the MC goes, I'm okay with handling the subplot. I really like reading your chapters, though, so if you ever want to write another one, just let me know and you can, I'm just improvising. I can even collect together the chapters that are just our subplot if it would help you catch up.
The guy who's going to post the Results comes out of the judges discussion room...with potato chips and a coke. YOU'RE TORTURING US HURRY UP
Sorry, I'm on edge at the moment...I wanna know if I made the finals!
HI STAR!!!!! Mara don't be hard on yourself. I don't know you that well, but I think you're freaking AWESOME. Everyone messes up sometimes, don't worry about it!
OMG Judges with papers and clipboards, not snacks!
They're not posting the results...:-/
Sorry, I really don't need to update you all on everything that goes on. I'll shut up now. XD
Star he hasn't Blogspoke since January
It used to be when he posted but now he barely visits I know he finished LSODM first draft
*hugs Mara*
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I was going to go and do the comforting "You aren't!" thing, but I thought you might like to know that I feel better now.
So therefore, you are awesome. :)
And now I will do the comforting, "You aren't!" thing.
Oh no I won't. *frowns*
Because I just thought it out and everything I say to you can be applied to me . . .
Mara, you are evil.
You are also deviously skilled at forcing people to feel better whether they like it or not. XD
Uh.
*tries unsuccessfully to think of anything to say to Mara that doesn't apply to me*
Um.
Anyway. It's okay to let people down by accident, because if you're awesome enough, people will want to be friends with you anyway, and Mara, you are incredibly awesome enough. :)
@ Fabi: ...?
Plus, everyone has faults. *shrugs*
Everyone has good things and bad things.
Letting people down can be a bad thing. :)
DAMMIT MARA YOU'RE EVIL. XD
*giggles maniacly for no reason what-so-ever*
Star, you are extremely god at making people feel good.(although i don't know how mara feels right now...)
Oh, no. But I still have to email Zath.
*moans*
Dammit.
Come on, Star. No one is going to do this for you.
@Arratay: Thanks, but I'm not. :)
Not like some people.
Scáth springs to mind.
Mara was alreadly in my mind right yeah. XD
Won't go mentioning other people. Leaving out etc.
Good luck, Fabigail. *hugs*
Even though you don't need it.
Star - I wish I was.
*sighs*
Why do I even bother? Sticking up for my favourite band only brings me pain. One Direction will never notice me. Look at all those other girls. The really pretty ones. They're the ones One Direction will like. I'm just another face in the crowd. I'll never meet them. God, why was I so excited that I might meet them at the concert? *laughs* They'd probably look at me and walk away. Maybe laugh.
*runs in squares*
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