135,499 words and counting.
My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.
Last Stand of Dead Men:
War has finally come.
But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.
But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.
Friday, April 26, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 3801 – 4000 of 4918 Newer› Newest»Yep mid-term I think. We only get 2 days off in February and a week off now. Most schools get a week off in February and 2 days off now.
By we I mean my school.
What happened to the sun? It's started lashing rain and its really windy. It was nice and warm earlier.
Ah. ^^
We get off a week or two in February/March, and then a week in late May, I think. And bank holiday Monday, which is this coming Monday. :)
I have no idea what other schools around here do. xD
WATCHINGTHEGRAHAMNORTORNSHOW
Luci, me and one of my OC's are housemates, then Ais, you and Taia and Ari are housemates with Niccolo and Brave, then Star... And... Hunter and Ezmeralda! :P
*frowns* I don't think I have a half-term break in Term 3, though. ^^
*grins*
That's so awesome, Mara!
@Tyler: Yay! (I think :P)
Little Mix are on Alan Carr tonight :)
Hi Tyler
Mara that's cool :)
Brb have to brush teeth.
Back but gtg night.
WHY DID I SEE MY NAME/NICKNAME BEING MENTIONEDDDDDDDD?
ARGH NO FACE RAIDERSSSSS D:
Awh, Bye Ais!
Hi Luci! :)
msd
Helloooooooo :)
LUCI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
Hi Luci and Taia! :) *huggles*
And hey Jubi! *hugs* :)
*frowns* I'm gonna go. I need to do things tomorrow, so sleep needed. :P
*huggles to all* C:
Bye~
MARA!!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
BYE TAIA!
Hm. This is new...
Or this...
Hmmm.
*Laughs*
*ponders*
Or this...?
What, are we changing our names now?
Or...? *frowns*
They're all nice names. :-)
Hi Fab...? :P
I guess so...
Thanks :)
I like Amber-Lynn :)
And Searra is nice too.
Yep. C'est moi. :-P
That last one sounded better in my head!
Wheeeeeeee.....!!
Thanks. :-)
Amber-Lynn and Anna are some of my OC's. Searra isn't...I think! XD
This is fun :)
Indeed it is!
Zaffy eating food thats tasty
I come up with crappy names.. XD
Hello Zaf!
They're not bad at all! I especially like Kylia. :-)
I like Kylia and Kayleigh the most...
Msd without any warning...
Woah what did I miss?
*is confused*
Kill me still i cant get over apparently i get it on with Sult
*pukes*
Sult= ugly
Hmmm.
I'm not sure about 'Bláthanna'... :/
We're just randomly changing our names.
And now I gtg, sorry, bye!
Better :)
Bye Fabi! *hugs*
Gtg too, bye! *poofs*
...Anybody here? Hi, if anyone is!
I am....
COCO YOU EVIL LITTLE
Hey Zaf! *supertacklehugs* *sighs* What has he done this time?
Omg Aretha!!!
Oh Coco has annoyed me he tries to provoke my anger
When have I tried to 'provoke your anger'? I've certainly tried- and succeeded- in provoking fear, and I'm certain some anger has come as a result of that, but I've never purposely made you angry. That would just be pointless. And fear is so much more fun to watch.
*whips shadows at Niccolo*
You are.....sick. Twisted. I feel for you but...
Also, regarding this, "I actually like Niccolo though I much prefer Javier as Niccolo would probably kill me..." Should I be concerned?
*brushes shadows aside* Oh yes, I'm twisted all right. And as sick as they come. And you're a fool to feel for me.
I feel for you.
You've always been a fool, Aretha. But the very best kind of fool. Why do you think I kept you around for so long?
Niccolo ENOUGH. Stop tormenting Aretha. I much prefer Javier but you're....interesting
Oh, don't worry, he's not tormenting me. We have this... Thing. It's fine.
Now, I know Niccolo's tried to figure it out- rather unsuccessfully, from his point of view, anyway, exactly why you're so bent on helping him. But even I'm curious now- what's your fascination with Niccolo?
Well honestly he's just kind of like an interesting person hos whole personality and magic fasinates me. He's mysterious so to speak. I likw that.
And now Zaf must go :/ bye Aretha! Bye Coco dont kill me tonight
Once again, no promises, but I'll try my best.
Goodnight, Zaf!
Hello? Anyone?
BAM.
I'VE RETURNED.
Aaaand you probably haven't noticed that I left. Meh.
*probably didn't notice
Much better. Now it makes some sort of sense.
Wbd, msd, if anyone is on...
HELLO!
Hey Duck!
Hey Miss!
Hi Missy! Wb!
Hi Duck!
[Tacklehugs]
If I was hypothetically working on a Bloglandian art project thing, what color(s) would you like your name to be? And would you like it to say Miss, Missy, Miss Cain or Cain (for Missy) Duck, Duck Taasp, Random Fire Hand (for Duck), or any other name either of you want it to say, except someone else's name, because that would be confusing.
And if this question annoys you, don't answer it.
Hello!
Hey Fabi!!
Can I have Missy, and in orange??
(Did it make sense??)
Never mind! Hi Missy! Sure!
Also, I'm not sure what did or didn't make sense, so...
Err, ignore the making sense bit, then... :)
Okay!
[ignores the making sense bit]
Gtg, night!
Bye Fabi!!
I disappeared for a bit there but now I'm back for a limited time only
To Fabi if you ever see this:
Duck in red
HELLO.
I saw it... I'm really bad at going to sleep when I say I will.
[leaves for either real or "real" again, not sure... I'm too nervous to sleep, but I probably shouldn't be here either, so I don't know...]
HEY STAR! *tacklehugs*
*noms nougat*
Star: Is blue and yellow okay?
Ugh, I gtg still. Probably still here anyway, but I need sleep for tomorrow! [panics]
[remembers that if panic, sleep is unlikely]
[does not panic]
[tries again to sleep]
Star, if I poof I'll see your answer in the morning!
And I am not here! Or at least pretending to be!
Alrightio, I'm off to the shops.
BYEEEEEE!!
Bye Missy
IamstillnothereforrealthistimeokayFabiisnotherebye
Blue and yellow is awesome. :)
RAAWAAWWWRNESSS!!!!!
Good morning:)
Giallo!
Eve!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
My parents and sister are out looking at a university thing for a day and I got woken up at 6:45 or something ridiculous. That's earlier than school days *scowls*
leni!!!!!!!! :D
Wow, that's early for a weekend.... And early for a school day too, I wake up at 7:30. This morning I got woken up by loud and terrible music, but it was 10:00 anyway, so that's fine. XD
It's Ieni, remember?;P
I wake up on school days at about 6:50. I have to leave my house at 7:45 and it takes me about 20 minutes to get out of bed anyway XD
Yaaaaay, Doctor Who, today!
http://youllneedtofindyourselfanewhero.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/june-or-september.html
If you're involved/want to get involved with this please read and comment!:3
HELLOOOOOOOOO
Gah. I'm already sick of having guests and they've only been here one night . . . :P
Nice family, though. :)
AND THEY HAVE AWESOME ACCENTS.
Hi! Very msd.
HEYLO AGAIN STARRR!! *tacklehugs*
Hmm, I think this Subway has made me hyper... For no reason...
Hello everybody!
And get this, right.
One of them is called
Evie.
O_O
I have an Australian called Evie in my house.
YAT, COINCIDENCES! :)
HEYLO LEWIS!! *tacklehugs*
COINCIDENCES ARE COOL. :D
MISSY!! *tacklehugs*
I think you're having an influence on me...
Hello anyone that appeared! :)
:P
I'M WEIRD LIKE THAT.
Omgg. 16 days.
HI RHYDIAN! HI CAIN!
I need to charge my phone . . . Oh, gah. This means getting off my bed . . .
I HATE THE LADDER BEING REMOVED IT'S SO INCONVENIENT. EVERY TIME I WANT TO MOVE IT'S AN ARDUOUS CLIMB. I'VE ALREADY ALMOST KNOCKED THE BOOKCASE OVER LOADS AND ALMOST FALLEN LOADS; SOONER OR LATER THERE IS GOING TO BE AN ACCIDENT . . .
HEY L!! *tacklehugs*
Hi Luce! And hi Star!
How are you all, my dears?:3
HI MÜSHÉROOMÉ! :)
Dears? I'm fine.
I'm okay. Nervous. :)
I'm fineeeeeee.
A little hyper from the Subwayyyyyyy. :D
I think there's a ghost in my house...It's starting to freak me out.
Brb - I want to switch to the laptop.
Sorry, I poofed! I got distracted by fangirling and pomme de terres and the Doctor and River Song and Serpine and Tumblr and Cumberbatch and HI!
OK STARRRR. :)
HEYLO IENIIIII!! *tacklehugs*
Hi Leni!
Mmh, dears. I say it a lot. *laughs*
Hey Ieni. :)
I'M WRITING CHRISSIUS'S DEATH AND IT'S ACTUALLY NOT HORRENDOUS c:
YAY FOR WRITING DEATH SCENES :DDDD
Death scenes are the best! My dad thinks I'd be a good writer. Or murderer.
No...don't do that silly bow thing...
Hi, Miss Cain, Rhydian and Clover!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
I told my friend I'd meet up with her today.
I HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
What is this madness?
*is ninjaaeroplantacklehugged*
Wbd, watching YouuuuuTubeeeeee :D
Ugh. *covers face* Why can't I be distracted BY Blogland for once?
Anyway, I'm back until I hear a sound and get distracted again. -_-
STAR, I'M INVADING YOUR HOME!
O_O
Hi Eve!
EEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEE :D *tacklehugs*
Hi Lewis!
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
I mean,
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
:D
How are your mandarines, Eve?? XD
Ehehehehehehehehe
They are splendid. I just went to get another one, actually!
Niceeeeeee :D
I should put up my Saturday night thingy majigy... Eventually...
HI EVE!
I knowwwwwwwwwww! :)
Evie is nice. :)
Sorry I took long. I was adding finishing touches to my irl friend's birthday card.
ANd I'm reading Light. So many people are being killed off, it's untrue . . . O_O
Soon we'll be down to a half of the population. Not even exaggerating.
YAYYYYY!!! STAR'S READING LIGHTTTT :D
WHAT CHAPTER ARE YOU UP TO??
What's Light?
NEW PAGE!!!! EPIC!!!!
Chapter twenty three . . .
Gaia just did the, uh, transplant. She's such a creep. O_O
And Michael Grant really seems to like rearranging bodies. :P
Light is a jepic book in the Gone series, by Michael Grant. :)
You could, like, take a screenshot of Blogland. XD Or something equally fabulous, I don't know.
HI STAR!!! XD
Well, I dare you to offer Evie a banana. :P
(My dares aren't for real, I just like to talk)
Light is part of the Gone series, yes? I might start reading those books for my independent reading assignment this term. Maybe.
Ded it out, Lewis. :D
I know I'm going to sound like a numpty but...what's a ded?
GAIA IS BLOODY SCARY.
NOTHING ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID.
Yes, I should do that, Eve... :D
It's a dedication. You have to dedicate the page to something, or multiple things. :)
Oh right. Thanks!
Gaia is much worse than Drake as far as sadism goes, and that's sayin something. :P
You're welcome. :)
THAT IS DEFINITELY SAYING SOMETHING, STAR.
*A MAYBE SPOILER FOR CHAPTER TWENTY TWO*
And Brianna... :'(
hello all
Sorry if I'm distant I'm writing
Hi Mischief!
HEYLO MISCHIEF!!*tacklehugs*
Wbd... I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO GET ON WITH PROJECT DEREK.
Hi Mischief!
Yep, I entered exquisite corpse, Mischief. I have faith that I won't win. :P
Project Derek? What's that?
Alright, Missy and Lewis. :)
I didn't!
Was going to . . . :/
PROJECT DEREK IS MY TOP SECRET PROJECT THINGY.
WHICH NO-ONE KNOWS ABOUT. :3
Except one person. Because I kinda had to tell them for reasons... :)
I didn't enter EC competition.
I entered the EC comp. :3
TELL ME MISSY! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i enter a comment but it dissapsared so i reentered it and then my first one reapeared grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Sorry Lewis, it's top secret.
But if I can hurry up and finish the damn thing, I'll tell you. :P
Blogland will do that to you, Mischief. XD
By the way, are you new to here?
I can keep a secret! (Trust me at your own risk)
Hi Blogland!
Hi Brad!
no ive been here for a couple of months so im not that new
Hmm...
Well, if I can get a reasonable amount done tonight and tomorrow, I might tell you...
Hello Brad!
HEYLO BRAD! *tacklehugs*
Brb, gonna get some teaaaaaaaa... :)
Hm. Alright then. :D
hi brad
im not allowed on you tube cuz someone put something evil on it
I'm on YouTube right now! Life without YouTube would be a nightmare
i have to go wash the dishes byeeeee
What evil thing did they put on YouTube?
Like, I don't want to get zombified or anything. *animalcrossing panic*
Bye Mischief! See you in a minute.
lewis someone posted something evil on u tube
right now im actually leaving byeeee
YOUTUBE IS AMAZAYN. I LOVE IT.
BYE MISCHIEF!!
(isn't actually back yet)
When you say evil do you mean actually evil or do you mean something rude?
I've got to go now. I'll be back later!
Sorry I vanished!
I had to go cut the pineapple up because everyone else is useless with a knife:D
Plus, I missed using the big knife.
And I always go into the kitchen when I'm stressed. It helps me to cook or prepare in the kitchen when I'm stressed. *shrugs*
BACK!
BYE LEWIS!!
Hi Lucy Anna!
Luce The Knife Maniac. Awesome. XD
Welcome back, Missy!
HEYLO AGAIN L!! *tacklehugs*
My God, it's freezing in our house... *grabs mitten thingys and a jacket and fluffy bed socks*
You have mittens, Missy? :O
I didn't even know they existed anymore.
GIMME!
*tackles Missy for the mittens*
Hello :)
Yeah, I have a strange love for knives.
Good job I'm not terribly clumsy C:
Oh my gosh. I just forgot my ladder was removed, slide off my bed, realised and grabbed the side of it, swinging round in midair, before hitting the back of the bookcase and almost knocking it over, then shakily sliding to the ground. O_O
I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD END BADLY.
*runs away with mittens*
MINEEEEEEEEEEEEE. :D
OMGG, KNIVES ARE FANTASTIC.
When I unpack the dishwasher, I grin when I hold the big knives... :D
STARRRRR. *hugs*
ARE YOU OKAYYYYY??
I hope you're not practising that knife game, Luce. I swear, people these days just WANT to freak others out. :P
Staaaaaaaaar, you gotta do the cool thing where you just swing all the way around and end up on your bed again. XD
Is your bookcase okay though?
....and you? :P
Mittennnnnnnnnssssss........
*voice fades into the distance as Missy runs away*
Am I even saying that right? "Fades into the distance"? I don't know anymore.
I COULD TOTALLY BE FROM D2 OR DAUNTLESS;D
I wish I could actually learn to throw knives. How cool would that be to say!?
"Oh, yeah, I can throw knives with incredible precision..."
MAN, I WISH I COULD DO THAT!
i have finished the dishes hooray i can now freak people out by posting weird comments
I only wish I could learn to hold a knife the right way. :P
Welcome back, Mischief!
WELCOME BACK, MISCHIEF!
Eve, I laughed incredibly hard at that. X'D
Wb, Mischief!
I like how a knife feels in my hand, to be honest. You know how well they're weighted? It's like the daggers at my granddad's house - they're so well weighted!:3
...
I must seem like a bit of a psycho. *laughs*
i have startled reading a book called the alchamist
*grins*
I'm pretty sure most of us here are psycho's, L. :D
Including meeeeeeeeeeeee.
OK, I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO BE DISTANT NOW, BECAUSE I'VE FINISHED MY TEA AND I REALLY SHOULD GET ON WITH PROJECT DEREK.
i have lost my pen knife (one of three) =(
i am an evil genius psycho
im leaving again but ill be back
BYE MISCHIEF!
:)
Sooner or later you're going to start collecting knives as well as books, Luce. That's my psychic prediction. :P
I've never heard of that book, Mischief. What's it about?
Missy is definitely a psycho...a psycho with MITTENS!!!
*tries to steal mittens while Missy is distant*
Bye Mischief!
*takes off mittens*
*chucks them into the lake*
WELL, I WONDER WHERE MY MITTENS WENT.
*grumbles to self about having to go get them later*
Best. Psychic. Prediction. Ever.
If I ever became an author, I'd probably collect daggers, to be completely honest.
But only if I became an author, because some daggers are really expensive. BUT THEY'RE SO PRETTY O_O
I'd have to buy a huge glass cabinet for them, too.... Hmm... C:
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