Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Sobs. And Moffat.

She's engaged.


Alexis Bledel. She's... engaged.

Long time Minions will know of my love for Gilmore Girls. They will know of my love for Alexis Bledel. They will know we are destined to be together.

Apparently, Alexis was the only one who did not know this.

I shall now weep manly tears and sniffle into manly hankies.

In other news, it emerged that my interview with Steven Moffat WAS recorded, and you can listen to it here https://soundcloud.com/trinityradio/steven-moffat-talks-to-the.


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Jophiel said...

*Raises eyebrow*
I know... Raeza is also... Bizzare

Anonymous said...

In what way? [is curious to hear your opinion, to see if you predicted...something]

Jophiel said...

She gets... Kinda blown up... She is a techy... She is... Bizarre to me....

Anonymous said...

[Considers] Yeah, she is bizarre, if you look at it that way.

Jophiel said...

*Is openly crying. not caring who sees/saw*
Em... Those poems...

Mistical Future said...

Hi ... if people are still here ...

Mistical Future said...

... hmmmm it appears that no one is here ... I wbd but still floating around ... sort of
*goes and plays in trees*

Jophiel said...

I just gotta put this here...


In Gorge Orwell’s book, Animal Farm, we are shown many types of propaganda. One type, probably the most featured type, is lying. We are also shown an allegory of Soviet Russia during the Russian Revolution. We are subjected to the corruption of the pigs. Most of the characters depicted in this book are based on historical figures during the Russian Revolution. We are told to never repeat history’s mistakes and this book proves that ‘power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely’.

In Orwell’s book, Animal Farm, we are shown various situations involving propaganda. Propaganda is where someone tells the speculative other party half-truths, lies and many techniques to convince them that they should believe in that certain side. In Orwell’s Animal Farm, Squealer, Napoleon’s comrade and propagandist, convinces all the other farm animals that they should follow Napoleon and Squealer is even caught changing the Seven Commandments. The animals chose to forgive and forget, as if they didn’t want to believe that their leader was changing the Commandments. The Commandments were a checklist of betrayal.

The pigs were known for their brains and their superiority, they were also known for their slyness. At the end of chapter thirteen, the animals hear a racket coming from the side of the barn; “At the foot of the end wall of the big barn, where the Seven Commandments were written, there lay a ladder broken in two pieces. Squealer, temporarily stunned, was sprawling beside it, and near at hand there lay a lantern, a paintbrush and an overturned pot of white paint.” The Commandment that had been changed was ‘no animal shall drink alcohol’ and the part that had been inserted at the end was ‘to excess’. Squealer was not as stealthy as normal because he was possibly drunk as he wrote and lost his balance. This would be the first slip-up of the media during the Russian Revolution.

Animal Farm is an allegory of the Russian Revolution. Farmer Jones is Tsar Nicholas II; Old Major is both Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin who sparked the idea of the Revolution, Napoleon was based on Joseph Stalin (the leader of the Soviet Union), Snowball was Leon Trotsky and Squealer was the media. The rest of the animals were the common-folk/peasants. Winston Churchill and Franklin Roosevelt were dictated as the crafty, easy going Pilkington Farm. The Battle of Cowshed was recorded in history as the Russian Civil War and Jones’ men were those who were loyal to the Tsar.

Jophiel said...

*Facepalms*
I did mine on a whole different topic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

...Hullo?

Star Inkbright said...

I want to leave Blogland. This place takes up a lot of my time and effort, if you look at it. I don't want to be bound to do things by my friendships. If I leave you all, my time stretches ahead of me emptier, full of space to do things, much less obligation to do things. See, this is why I am a terrible friend. Friendship takes so much effort. I don't want to give up all my time and energy. I want to keep it and spend it as I want to, because I am a selfish person.

I won't leave, though. After I'd typed
most of the above . . . Well, whenever I say something, my brain automatically looks for arguments against it to check if what I'm saying is true. And . . . you're all just such amazing people. I love the moments when I'm just smiling as I read your comments because I love you so much and you're just so beautiful and perfect.

And I think . . . I think wanting to leave this morning has helped me better appreciate that.

I still want to leave, though. XD

And I'm leaving temporarily for this minute anyway, so fours, see you all in a bit. :)

Mistical Future said...

Hi Miss C ... if your still on

Mistical Future said...

Hi/bye Star!

That was a wonderful comment a smile slowly crept over my face at the end, then it turned into a grin! XD

See you soon ... if I'm still on

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Oh my Golden God, Star.
The first bit of your comment scared me. It really did.
Then I read the rest. :)
I guess I'll see you soon, then!!

Hey Misti!! Wbd, doing science stuff...

Jophiel said...

I've almost written another... not-better essay!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HEY DEATH!! *tacklehugs*

Star Inkbright said...

Hello.

Skulduggery Pleasant really is an awesome book series, isn't it?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Heyyy Starrrr!! *tacklehugs*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Cain!

Sorry for my distance, reading DD. :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Ok!

I'll be distant as well.
Doing Maths homework...

Jophiel said...

As I sat on my unmade, messy bed, writing an essay on Animal Farm by George Orwell, my right foot felt a presence. I shook it around to wake it up – I had been sitting sown for quite a while – but I could still feel it. Something grabbed onto my leg and dragged me down. Claws bit into the soft tissue around my ankle and I screamed. My family were not in the house! They couldn’t hear me even if they wanted to! My chin hit the floor and I gasped. I lashed out as I got dragged further under my bed. The hand gave a final tug and I fell down a hole in the floor.
The cold dark air whipped past me and I screamed. I was falling fast. Too fast. My arms had been instinctively clutched tightly to my chest and I threw my hands out to try and slow my decent. My hands couldn’t touch the sides of the shaft. I heard a laugh echo throughout the pit as the air became musty. I looked down and saw a light slowly grow under me.
I was scared to hit the ground, I’d been falling for about ten seconds and I knew that something bad was about to happen. My butt hit the ground and bounced. I landed on my feet and realized the floor was made out of purple springs. That was cool... My injured foot couldn’t stand my weight and my leg buckled. I fell then got back up and stood on one foot. Several large black pillars stood haphazardly in the little cavern that she stood in. The light came from a Dolphin torch that had been attached by the roof by rainbow coloured wool. The walls were grey stone.
“Is this she?” Something hissed beside me, it sounded like that little Lord of the Rings thing with the ring. It had those funny eyes.
“I am me.” I struggled to find my voice and it came out like nails against a chalkboard.
“This is she!” A deep masculine voice said; it sounded as if it was coming from beyond one of those black pillars.
“Take me to your leader!” I shouted with more confidence.
Something small and fluffy and bright orange rolled towards me. It looked like a fluffy mandarin. It hit my foot and as I got ready to kick it away, two wide green eyes blinked up at me. “I am King of the Fluff-Fluffs.” It said in its deep unfluffy-like voice. “We need to eat your hair so retain our fluffiness.”

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*laughs*
Oh my Golden God, Death!! That's AMAZAYN!!

Lavender Hope said...

Approximately 5 hours till midnight on the 27th here...
*takes a deep breath and awaits the hour in trepidation, not knowing if she'll be here then*
*has to go to dinner so she vanishes, leaving a hello and goodbye*

Jophiel said...
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Jophiel said...

ALL HAIL THE KING OF THE FLUFF-FLUFFS!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

IT'S A BIRD

IT'S A PLANE

NO IT'S JUST A CLOUD


Minddddddblowwwwwwnnnn


Hullo everyone! :)

Star Inkbright said...

*Liaughs* *hugs Death* Cool story-thing! :)

HI LAV! :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!!!!! *tacklehugs if you're still here*

*nods*
Yes.
ALL HAIL THE KING OF FLUFF-FLUFFS!!
*hails King of Fluff-Fluffs*

HEEEEY MARA!! *tacklehugs*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Starar, Death and Missy! :) *hugs*

Hi/Bye Lav! *hugs*

I msd, my internet on my phone is messed up -.-

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*grovels* OH MIGHTY FLUFF-FLUFF!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

And now I must disappear. Slán! *huggles* *poofs*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Mara!

Gah. I hate being ill . . .

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BYE MARA!!!

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS MARA!

I don't like my hair being this short. I miss it . . . :P

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Dinner, bbs!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

...I'm way too weird.

Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...

ANYONE HERE....???

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HEY TYLER!

Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...

Hay Cain...
Good to see you

Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...

Brb

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OK!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Ugh, gotta go now.

Bye if anyone is there!

*poofs*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi!

Msd. *is in the car outside the supermarket*

Star Inkbright said...

My brother is finding dirty meanings for all the abbreviations I use. -_-

Just, WHY???

I feel like being hyper now. Pity nobody's here. :)

Anonymous said...

Nobody hyper is here, anyway.

Star Inkbright said...

I might start talking to myself or somethings. :)

Star Inkbright said...

HI FABI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tacklehugs*

Anonymous said...

[is tacklehugged] Oof! Hi!

How are you this I'm-gonna-stubbornly-insist-it's-morning-even-though-it's-not-really-morning-there?

Star Inkbright said...

It's only been afternoon for just under an hour and a half, so . . . :)

I'm okay, I think. :) How're you? :)

Very msd, unfortunately. :(

Anonymous said...

I may be distant, by the way.

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

I'm okay, thanks.

I always have trouble with how I'm doing in the morning, when effectively nothing has happened yet.

Star Inkbright said...

Poetry? Das ist cool. :)

It's good you're hanging in there. :) But tiredness is evil. Like assassins. Yeah. :P

Star Inkbright said...

Okay is good, which is odd, because you'd think it should be okay.

Anonymous said...

It's not really cool poetry... It's the kind that's font-dependent and shaped like a whirlpool, with curvy blue letters. So I'd copy it here, but it wouldn't really work.

And tiredness is evil, but not as evil as other evil things.

Anonymous said...

Okay is not bad, which is good.

Star Inkbright said...

You know, it being okay and all.

I think okay is much okay spelt okay rather than OK . . . But OK is okay. Although it's not okay, it's OK.

Being purposefully confusing, ignore me. XD

Anonymous said...

Ok isn't a word according to spell check.

Andidbettergoithunkiminfhtvomit, bye!

Star Inkbright said...

It SOUNDS cool . . . :/

Yuppers. For example, onions are far more evil than tiredness. :)

Ah, good reasoning. :)

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS FABI!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hello.

Aisling Dubh said...

I was in Nandos today. I love Nandos.

And it's FINALLY snowing here. But sadly not sticking. No sticking YET any way

Aisling Dubh said...

Is anyone there or am I just talking to myself?

Aisling Dubh said...

I don't think there's anyone else here so I'm going to go unless someone comes on in the next few minutes.

Anonymous said...

Hellooo...?

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi Fabi

Wbd

Anonymous said...

Hi Aisling!

How're you on this fine whatevertime?

Aisling Dubh said...

I'm good Fabi how are you?

Aisling Dubh said...

I was in the delicious restaurant called Nandos today.

Inky Flame said...

Ive been to nandos !

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi Chloe!

Inky Flame said...

How r u?

Anonymous said...

Awesome, Ais. :-)

Sorry I poofed, I was just informed that I was invited to this dance event...

Hi Chloe!

Inky Flame said...

Hi Fabi

Aisling Dubh said...

Chloe I'm good how are you?

Inky Flame said...

Fine thnx,
watching black butler :)

Aisling Dubh said...

I spent a few hours today and a few hours yesterday shopping for shoes and a bag for my confirmation. I don't like shopping. The only shopping I like is book shopping.

So I wasn't good earlier but I'm good now.

I also got to go to a bookshop to check if they had TMS. They didn't unfortunately. But they should have it on Thursday. Just TWO more days until it's released.

Anonymous said...

It's been a while, at least I think it has. Do you still like Phantom of the Opera?

Anonymous said...

Blah.

Shopping for shoes that actually fit is so annoying!

Glad to hear you're good now. :-)

Aisling Dubh said...

Most of the shoes that I tried on when I tried walking in them they slipped off. But I THINK I have a pair now.

Star Inkbright said...

NEVER FEAR, MAC IS HERE!

Well, he isn't, but let's just pretend he is. :P

And never fear anyway. Because fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate and hate leads to the dark side. :)

We often point out when people on Star Wars are afraid or angry or hate someone, because of fear leadin to anger and anger leading to hate and hate leading to the dark side . . .

Yoda is awesome. :)

Anyway, hey. My computer is missing out my letters with vigour, so apologies for any missed out letters I fail to notice and correct. :)

Anonymous said...

Hope they work out and don't give you blisters, Ais!

Blisters are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. [nods]


I'm wearing a hyper-mask.

Anonymous said...

Hi Star!

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi Star

Don't worry about a few missing letters we'll be able to tell what word you mean.

Aisling Dubh said...

Thanks Fabi

Blisters ARE very bad

Inky Flame said...

Soz but i have 2 go

Star Inkbright said...

Blisters are horrible. D:

Well, you MAY be able to tell what I'm saying, or you may not. It's noyzigging if I miss out an I or an a, or if I miss the last letter out of 'it,' if,' 'is' or any similar word. :

Or if I miss the s off the end of a plural.

And of course, it WOULD get better just after I've told you all it was being evi. *glares*

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS CHLOE!

Anonymous said...

Bye Chloe!

I'm really distant...sorry.

Star Inkbright said...

*evil

And it WOULD go evil again just when I was telling you it had got better . . .

*laughs*

Maybe I should just constantly say it's happening so it won't happen, hmm?

It's happening!
It's evil!
It's happening!
It's evil!
It's happening!
It's evil!
It's hapening!
It's evil!

Anonymous said...

[laughs] maybe you should.

Melica Frost said...

Ehh hey guys, you do know theres a new post ?

Star Inkbright said...

Has nobody told you when you look away?
The stories they told you still run through your veins . . .

Anonymous said...

No I didn't, [laughs at self]

[advertises in capitals]

NEW POST

Star Inkbright said...

THERE'S A NEW POST??????????

Aisling Dubh said...

Bye Chloe

Sorry for poofing I had to try on my whole confirmation outfit.

Aisling Dubh said...

So are we coming here until the celebration?

Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...

Aisling, I read the other comment, what kind of dress are you wearing for your confirmation may I ask???

Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...
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Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...

Wait, are we all here or what??

Aisling Dubh said...

I'm wearing a navy blue dress withlight blue butterflys on it Tyler.

I'm not sure weather of not we're here or on the other post.

weather wether whether however it's spelt

Aisling Dubh said...

I'll find out and tell you if it takes you a while to switch from one post to the other.

Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...

Okay, I've opened two tabe with both posts so yeah

Aisling Dubh said...

Tyler we're staying on the other post unless we fill it up too much.

We probably will be staying on the other post though.

Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...

Tabs

And nice dress, hope the weather will be fine

Jophiel said...

I am dying... I have just done an oral and got a "Go Danni!" but I died...

Nixion Strange said...

New post

Zathract Mist said...
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Zathract Mist said...

That's the first 5,000 in a long time...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Well, the other post quickly reached 5000...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I suppose so... I actually left Blogland for a few days, so... Well, actually, it was more like I left life for a few days. So I probably missed a lot of awesome comments.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

O.o
Yes. That is the first 5000 in a long time.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ooh 5000 comments!!! *claps*
that's the first one in a WHILE

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Dammit. Aretha is really messed up right now. I can't even write through her properly. I'm surprised she can even manage to talk to you people at all. Well, she's going to read her favorite book for a bit and try to recover, and I'll be going with her. So, we'll be back in a bit. *teleports away with Aretha*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*sneaks back for a moment* Just because I want to post another chapter before I fall asleep, while I'm reading, anyone feel like telling me something about myself...? Hate to ask, sorry, and I'm not even quite sure what I'm asking for, but there it is anyway... *disappears again*

Anonymous said...

Hello?

Ari, I don't know what you're asking for either. [hugs] I can maybe try to help though?

5000, how nice. Last time, there were so many 5000s in a row... I was worried about having to go a post farther back than the one I first commented on. I still feel so new here sometimes...how often are 5000's usually? I know when I first arrived there were more than usual, now there have been less than usual?

Zathract Mist said...

There used to be heaps, when I was still one of the really active regulars.

We'd fill posts ridiculously quickly.

Anonymous said...

The blog battles make things go faster, I guess...?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I think the reason we haven't had many 5000's lately is because it isn't holidays or something.
*shrugs* I dunno.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, everyone's been so busy, myself included.

Zathract Mist said...

No, it's just that certain combinations between people online create faster conversation at times. That's what I think, anyway.

It's not like I've been here to see it happen, in any case.

Anonymous said...

Huh.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Ok. I think... I'm more ok now than I was before. I still don't know if I can write... I'll go find out.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back, Ari. Glad you're better.

I think I'll try to write as well.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I know Niccolo can write now, anyway. that's a good thing. Thanks...

Jophiel said...

Sorry... Mum came back and I had to talk to her... She said she might be able to get TMS tomorrow...

Woo! I love being sick...

Anonymous said...

Well, I hope you get closer to okay... I might disappear, if I think I'll be able to fall asleep, so yeah. Wbd/msd.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back, Judi.

I know, right?? Being sick has its advantages.

[is both sarcastic and serious]

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Well, sleep is good for you, Fabi. Thanks, and goodnight if you do disappear!

Judi- congrats!! I really want TMS... And I'm glad being sick has some perks for you, at least!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

WB Judi!!
TMS is fantastic, trust me. *hasn't actually finished it yet*

Ebony Law said...

Oh yeah. TMS is great, so far.

Anonymous said...

I want TMS...Maybe in May?? [hopes]

And I know sleep is good for me, that's why I'm going to disappear if I think I'll actually be able to fall asleep.

Anonymous said...

Hi John.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hello, John! Warning: I am not quite me yet (though I'm getting there) so don't take anything I say too seriously. Most importantly, if I don't make sense, ignore me, and if I inadvertently insult you, trust that I meant to convey a different meaning, I just did so poorly.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hey John!

Nixion Strange said...

Internet finally seems to be working. Let's see if it lasts and I remember to comment here

Ebony Law said...

Hi, everyone who says hi to me.

Anonymous said...

Aretha--Your approach is interesting...I usually redefine 'me' to be whoever I am currently plus whoever I was. It gets confusing...I may try thinking about it differently next time.

Anonymous said...

Hello Nix.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hey Nix!

Jophiel said...

*Waves at John*
Hiya!!
*Coughs*
My head is spinning...

You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round

Jophiel said...

Hiya Nix!!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I'll be honest- I really don't think I could define myself, or even my idea of 'me'. I know plenty about myself, and I understand who 'me' is perfectly, it's just so difficult to define. But right now, I've lost that understanding. I just need it back, then I'll be fine. I'm figuring it out again rather quickly, but I still haven't quite grasped it, so... Yeah.

Ebony Law said...

That was awkward, Judi... can you let Death back? c:

Ebony Law said...

Poop. I have to leave. I'll be back in an hour or so.

Jophiel said...

And this is when it goes quiet... Or maybe someone has commented while I am writing this. They might have. They probably did.
What if, that one comment saved someone's life? Just a simple, little comment about noting in particular? About, maybe an old memory on Blogland or personal. What if that was all someone needed to hear? Saved their life? You wouldn't know, would you? If they said something, then yes, you would. But the likelihood of that happening is slim. What if, miraculously, that one comment was known by all? A national icon of hope and treasure? Of strength for the suffering? Warmth for the cold? Inspire someone to do something great? Something that would change the world? Only one person has to say that to another and you have created world peace? Eradicated famine? Cured diseases? Saved lives...?

*Looks at what has just written*
I have no idea what was just going on...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Bye John!

Ebony Law said...

Aretha, maybe the reason you can't define yourself is because you are you, and that kind of makes it redundant... you're an amazing person with an amazing personality, and perhaps you are too much of an outstanding person to be defined.

Jophiel said...

Painkillers are making me dizzy and loopy...
*Laughs*

Bye Johnny!
(I just spent a minute making sure there were two 'n's... I thought there were three. Like 'Johnnny' and I just thought there were four...)

Anonymous said...

Bye John.

Judi, I think I understood that...probably not in the way you meant it, though. The Norwegian way.

Jophiel said...

I don't know what was happening to be honest...

Jophiel said...

(Directed at Fab)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I've often thought about that, Judi. The truth is that every tiny little thing you do in your entire life has an impact on the entire world. We all leave these little ripples, just by existing. Everything and everyone counts. It all makes a difference. It may be such a tiny difference that no one will ever think twice about it again, or it may be that one small word or phrase or glance or touch that saves a life, or creates world peace. You have no way of knowing. So you have to keep living and making those ripples, because without them the world really and truly could become such a hideous place.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh, wow- thank you, John. I... Just thank you.
I'm almost me again now. Not quite, but very, very close. Just a hair away.

Anonymous said...

[mutters something about going back in time and squashing bugs] [is starting to fall asleep and will probably disappear after there's nothing more I can do to help for now]

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye people who left!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Fabi, please don't stay up just to wait for me to become me again! I'll be fine, really- it's happened before. And I'm already feeling loads better. So, thanks a ton! But really, if you can sleep, you should sleep.

Jophiel said...

I have often thought life was like a river, Ari. Some of us get trapped behind rocks and others live in the center where no rocks are. We are all just drops of water that make us life. Some of us aim for the rocks and dart away at the last moment, daredevils. Some of us get caught up in narrow streams that take us down a dark and dangerous paths. Some enjoy that. Others purposely go into the rocks to stop themselves from hurting others.
There are some people that have got hotter and rise above us, patrolling and watching over us, protecting what they can from anything that tries to harm us.
There are also natural disasters. Animals will come and drink from the stream, taking water and lives away with them. The water (lives) sustain them, keeping them living. Which makes me wonder... What if all of the living organisms disappear? Will there still be animals who come to drink from the empty river bed?

Jophiel said...

http://www.funnyzone.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/3d-waves-optical-illusion.jpg

That is what my brain is doing to me...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

That's a very clever metaphor. It fits well, I think. *still doesn't trust self to say any more*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

That explains life perfectly, Judi.

Jophiel said...

I have no idea what is going on.... My brain is going like that picture....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I AM IN AN AIRPORT!


*dramatic music*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hmmm... Maybe you should listen to some good music, or read a comforting book, or have some tea?

Jophiel said...

Capt. Peter Shedom
9:13 AM (7 hours ago)

to undisclosed recipients

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--
I am Capt Peter Shedom currently serving with the 3rd Brigade Support Battalion
in Afghanistan. We have some amount of funds to move out of the Middle East.The
most important thing is that can we trust you? Once the funds get to you, you
take 30% out and keep our own 70%. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe
place where the funds can be sent to. If you are interested i will furnish you
with more details.

Regards,
Capt Peter Shedom

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Looksies at what me get!!!

Jophiel said...

Val at airport? She meets Necromancers who come to help Death Bringer? Run Vally! Run!

Jophiel said...

Me? Tea?! Like me is not weird enough!!

Jophiel said...

And den me get dis!!!

Western Union
3:23 AM (13 hours ago)

to Recipients

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi Val!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Airports are funny...

ARE YOU IN TERMINAL TWO BY ANY CHANCE??

Jophiel said...

http://clarkbunch.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/creepy.jpg

Dat one is better description of brain!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

OH CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THE NECROMANCERS


I MUST HIDE! I'm actually IN Terminal Two! THE SAME PLACE IN THE BOOK!


Oh, crud, a few people in black just walked past...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Wow, Judi, that one is cool!

Oh, darn it, Val... Run!

Anonymous said...

=_|||=_||||-||===_|=_

Okay, I'm going to leave
When something goes
=_|||=_||||-||===_|=_>>
I know it's time to stop.
I help until my last blink
Before I have no choice.
It's part of who I am, Ari.
It's not only helping you.
I'd stay up late to help
Even my worst enemy.
It's who I am, a helper.
If that makes me weak
I don't care. I'm a wimp.
I can cry over a novel
While people are dying,
Fighting losing battles,
Wondering how they'll
Hold on to their lives,
And some would even
Willingly give it up to
End their own suffering.
I can sit and write this,
Ignoring my own friends
Who need my help now.
Any pain I feel is fake
Or at least exaggerated,
I'm considering a career
In stage or undercover,
I lie already, every day.
Now you all probably
Think that I can feel,
You're wrong. I won't
Publish this comment.
You all think I'm so
Wonderful, kind, nice,
Friendly, no I'm not.
I'm selfish inside, I'm
A jerkface, two-faced.
The things I've said
Behind the backs of
People who think that
They're my best friends.
I'm horrible, deal with it.
You don't want to know
If I hurt, too bad for me.
Live your life without
Caring about someone
Who isn't your friend
Isn't anyone's friend
Cares too much
About herself
No matter
How hard
I try.

Night, all. I'll be better in the morning.

Jophiel said...

RUN VALLY!!!! MELANCHOLIA IS NEAR!! SHE IS GOING TO SLICE YOU TO RIBBONS!!! WHERE IS SKULDUGGERY??! (Derek Landy)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

THERE ARE VAMPIRES IN ALL BLACK


OH SHOOT

THE NECROMANCERS ARE VAMPIRES


(I only know they're vampires, of course, because they have neon yellow vest things on)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

SKULDUGGERY WHERE ARE YOU


HELP


THEY'LL FIND ME

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

RUUUUUUUN VAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!

...If Gilbert appears, I knew it would happen.

Jophiel said...

*Narrows eyes at Fabi and damn comment bar thingy that says first*


I'm selfish inside, I'm
A jerkface, two-faced.
The things I've said
Behind the backs of
People who think that
They're my best friends.
I'm horrible, deal with it.
You don't want to know
If I hurt, too bad for me.
Live your life without
Caring about someone
Who isn't your friend
Isn't anyone's friend
Cares too much
About herself
No matter
How hard
I try.


Fab, you are wonderful. I have lied more times than I can count all in one day. Be brave. Be strong. Be you. That is all we ask.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

ONE OF THE PEOPLE IN BLACK KEPT GLANCING AT ME


I MEAN STARING


A DEATH STARE


HELP ME PLEASE

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

IT'S GIIIIIILBERRRRRRRT!!

Night Fabi!! *hugssss*
You're amazing, no matter what you think. :)

Jophiel said...

Val. Run. Now. Don't look back.
Val. Run. Now. Forget about that.
Val. Run. Now. Go to Derek's place.
Val. Run. Now. Go in a haste.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME TODAY!?

Jophiel said...

I dedicate to Val getting to go to lunch with Derek, getting attacked by vampires in neon yellow jackets and to BFB (Battle for Blogland).

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

OH CRAP THERE'S A PARTIAL NECROMANCER BEHIND ME NOW

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

KICK HIM IN THE FACE!! THEN RUN LIKE HELL!!!

Jophiel said...

RUN DAMN IT! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND GO TO DEREK'S! NOT A PIER! NEAR THE OCEAN! BECAUSE SPRING-HEELED JACK AND DUSK WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU!!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I CAN'T! THERE ARE TOO MANY WITNESSES!



OH NO I SEE A VAMPIRE



(The neon yellow thing is because we saw a guy in neon yellow walk past the pier Val jumps off of, so he was obviously a vampire. I hid.)

Niccolò Croatoan said...

I've written another of those Mevolent chapters. And Aretha added a note at the end.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OOOOH.
My friend from Japan (well, the girl we had as an exchange student last year, and she's 20 or something now) sent us a package of Japanese snacks and stuff for all of us. :3
*noms Pocky*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Sorry guys, I'm going to sleep now- I'll see you tomorrow, though! Bye!

Jophiel said...

Just run Val or they will get you and kill you and Derek will get angry because he is Derek and then the world will end...

Jophiel said...

Bye Ari!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Night Ari!!

I second what Judi said.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

If I see a vampire I'm taking a picture and tweeting it to Derek...

Niccolò Croatoan said...

I suppose I'll be leaving, then, too.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

YES, VAL.
DO IT.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I GOT ONE

Jophiel said...

Bye Nicco!

Val. I. Will. Say. It. Again. RUN!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Nicco!

YES. VICTORY.
NOW TWEET IT TO DEREK.
THEN RUN LIKE HELL.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

THERE IS A NECROMANCER STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME


I THINK HE'S CALLING THE TEMPLE

THERE'S, LIKE, FIVE OF THEM


ALL FACING MY DIRECTION


HELP

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