Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Christmas, 2012

Ah, Christmas...

Every year, my family tell me they don't know WHAT they're going to get me, and every year we have a great big laugh about it. But every year I think ah, THIS is the year. This is the year when they DO know what to get me, but they're all PRETENDING they don't. They're all conspiring with each other, pooling their money and resources, going that extra mile to get me the thing that will make me happy, whatever it may be. It's all a surprise, I think to myself. It's all a wonderful surprise and on Christmas Day when I've handed them their really really expensive gifts and I'm standing to one side while they ooh and ahh and laugh and hug, they're suddenly going to turn around and say Derek, surprise! We have what you've always wanted!

And then they show me a parcel beneath the tree and I fall to my knees, and with trembling hands I slowly tear the paper and lo... the most perfect present ever in the history of the world. And I am happy.

This year my mother got me a dart board.

She got me a dart board because, obviously, she knows how much I secretly love darts. She has cleverly read between the lines during each of our many conversations throughout the year- conversations in which darts have not been mentioned one single time- and she figured out that what I really wanted for Christmas, the thing that will finally make my life complete, is a great big dart board.

Mother, I think it is safe to say you have excelled yourself this year. Well done.

My brother and sisters, meanwhile, all got together and arranged an aircraft simulation lesson- where you sit in a cockpit thingy and take off and land a plane without actually, you know, being IN a plane. Well, they ALMOST did that. What they ACTUALLY did was hand me a piece of paper with all this written down. They got me a SUGGESTION for Christmas.

Now, to you, this mightn't sound that bad. You might be thinking hey, they didn't know if Derek would be interested in this, so they suggested it, and if he seemed agreeable, they'd go off and book it. And this, dear Minion, would a reasonable thing for you to think.

Unless you remember a few years ago where my sisters told me that what they were going to do for me that Christmas was renovate my bathroom. Oh wow, said I. A bathroom renovation, just what I've always wanted. A bathroom renovation as done by two pregnant women with no prior history of bathroom renovations, nor indeed any relevant knowledge of said undertaking. I just couldn't get any luckier.

And if you remember that, you may also remember that they never actually got around to doing it.

And you may also remember that last year, in some feeble attempt to make up for it, they got me a bath mat and towel. For Christmas. Between the two of them.



It wasn't all terrible disappointment and quiet tears when no one was looking, because today was also the day of Doctor Who and The Snowmen!

I'm not entirely sure who the villain was or what the logic was, and I thought Richard E Grant could have been used SO much better, but it was fast and funny and Matt Smith is great and Jenna Louise Coleman is... is...

Jenna Louise Coleman is just so PRETTY.

I know, I know, I have a history with Amy Pond. We were close. We were even in love, for a while. But times change. People change. They move on. I've moved on. I love Amy, I do, and she will always have a special place in my heart...

But Jenna Louise Coleman is just so PRETTY.


I... I think I love Jenna Louise Coleman. I think THAT is what I got for Christmas.

God (or whatever random deity you might acknowledge) bless us, every one.



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Becky Allaker said...

hgvdjfhg

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Derek, I'm actually planning as dressing up as her... Awesomeness :)

skavalli said...

Big girl crush Clara. Happy Christmas! Xx

Becky Allaker said...

LANDY
DR WHO
I CAN'TJKGHILK

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Merry Christmas Derek!





Also, next year I might have to send you a present. Something awesome, mind you.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

DEREK COME ON SO I CAN RANT AT YOU

Melica Frost said...

Rantings fun :D

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Becky Allaker said...

Okay so sorry I was just relishing in the moment of getting the first comment on your Christmas blog, as I lead a sad life.

But your family, good god. Sounds like mine only, uh... Slightly worse.

As for the Snowmen, I LOVED it. I just- IAN MCKELLEN MADE ME SO HAPPY. And Jenna, good lord is she pretty. And what an attitude. My type of girl. I'm looking forward to seeing her in the new year.

Any how, aside from the amazing dart board, I hope you had a wonderful day.

Happy Boxing Day!

Niamhy Jay said...

MEERY CHRISTMAS DEREK!!

This year we gave my brother something he wanted many years ago, when he was 5.
We got him...

... a HANDBRAKE!!

Yes, we did.

He asked for a Tractor, trailer and a handbrake one year. He got the tractor and trailer, but not the handbrake.

So this year, we took the handbrake out of my other brother's totaled car, and gave it to him, all wrapped up, in a box.

A box that I wrapped :D

Melica Frost said...

Happy boxing day!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Derek, you need to get a sonic screwdriver.



Actually, you just need to be the Doctor. Yeah. That'd be cool. And I should be your ninja companion.

Zephr Shadows said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS DEREK

Melica Frost said...

Is there anyone else who still hasn't warmed to Jenna Louise Coleman yet? I know I probably will eventually but when she said Pond I nearly started crying ...

Zephr Shadows said...

i got one of my brothers A Clockwork Orange and he got me a new stephen king book!!
love christmas.
no one got me a stick though..

Unknown said...

Hello people

Becky Allaker said...

So, there was something I thought of earlier, to ask you, and it was brilliant. And it would have been good.

But as usual I forgot it so I'll fall back on a stupid question.

Did you get Laura a stick for Christmas?

Anonymous said...

Merry Xmas, all!!!

Overwritten Team said...

Happy Boxing Day! :D

Melica Frost said...

Well Christmas is officially over but boxing day has just begun ...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that too. Depends on where you are! XD

Niamhy Jay said...

Ah, another 365/4 days to Christmas now
Whatever way you want to count it.

Becky Allaker said...

WELL WE CAN STILL PARTY BECAUSE OF CHRISTMAS. IT'S STILL IN MID-SWING IN THE STATES. In fact, Ashley's about to have her heart wrenched out because she's decided to watch The Angels Take Manhattan. On Christmas. Fool.

Melica Frost said...

Anyone here know what Hogmany is? You will know what it's other name is but I'm curious to see whether or not it's just a Scottish thing...

Melica Frost said...
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Becky Allaker said...

I haven't a CLUE.

Anonymous said...

Moi non plus.

Melica Frost said...

Hogmany is basically what Scottish people call new year :D

Anonymous said...

Ah.

Anonymous said...

XD

Becky Allaker said...

Oooooh, in which case, I may have.

Unknown said...

Did everyone who celebrates have a good Christmas?

Becky Allaker said...

Very much so, thank you!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, so far!

Mab
Zille
Lem
Pot
Cosma
Spriggan
Grendaline
Tii
Alph
Friendly
and
Humbaba
Bless us lost Glitchen. [sad smile]

Unknown said...

Merry Christmas Derek and everyone! :')

Anonymous said...

Not that any of you are likely to know what I'm talking about.

Anonymous said...

You too!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I had a good Christmas! I still am!


It's only four in the afternoon here...

Unknown said...

Ummm, Fabi? What....?

Anonymous said...

glitch.com

Melica Frost said...

Yeah theres this group of 5 welsh/english people came to my school recently and 3 of them are in my modern studies class and Im in a group with them but whenever I open my mouth they cant understand me because Im speaking like a normal scottish person and I got in trouble for confusing them so I made a formal complaint to the head teacher and he listened to me for once because the last time this happened was in R.E we complained that we have to learn about every religion under the sun and I should add that theres 10 different people in my class with 10 different religions so we made them sit for three periods of R.E teahing them about santa and everything christmasy ( but also some words like hogmany):D

Anonymous said...

A lot of SP fans play Glitch, but I guess not a lot of Glitchen go on Derek Landy's blog.

Anonymous said...

It used to be a really awesome/fun/quirky game, but now it's gone.

Anonymous said...

That's what I'm sobbing about while y'all grieve over Merlin or Dr. Who.

Anonymous said...

Its ok, you don't have to know what I'm talking about.

Becky Allaker said...

LET US NOT GRIEVE OVER SHOWS

LET US SOB BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER CHRISTMAS SKUL HAS SPENT WITHOUT HIS WIFE AND CHILD

*curls up*

*tries not to cry*

*cries a lot*

Becky Allaker said...

DEREK-

If you're still about, Ashley says hi and she wishes you a Merry Christmas!

(She's currently at The Ranch having a Doctor Who marathon, cray gurlie.)

Anonymous said...

Christmas presents can be complicated to get but then it's actually quite fun when you KNOW what to get.

For example, I was forced to get a present for my brother (last year I didn't realised we had to until Christmas Eve in which a quickly wrapped up a book about some kind of pen pal murderer or something. I miss that book.) so I generously got him Spongebob Squarepants trousers, black eyeliner (or 'guyliner' as some call it) and black nail polish.

I felt awkward buying the make up because I never wear any :c)

My brother's reaction? He screamed.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED (^_^)

What did YOU get for you brother, Derek?

Something expensive obviously. . . AHA! A priest leprechaun, yes? :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Derek!!!

http://randomnthingsthatdomatter.blogspot.com/2012/12/white-christmas-and-presents.html?m=0

White Christmas

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Derek i hate to be the Minion to say it but you are starting to scare me..,,, I hope to you have fun with the darts my BROTHER got a Justin Bieber card note he nearly 30

Unknown said...

Justin Bieber is bad at any age

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Damn it dont tell me im alone

Noelle said...

How did I know this would be here???

Derek, I read that Zaf any NJ might be in your book.. Of course, you'd just murder Zaf... But if she is, I rather think that Zaf needs an elder sidekick *couch* me *cough*.

And if you do, I will personally mail you a fez.

ONE MORE HOUR UNTIL THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh it is! It is! He was....priceless he said he's willing to swap presents with Derek

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey knowing Derek im gonna die some horrible death xD Lord Vile or something

Noelle said...

... Jenna is so lucky.

*hugs her cardboard cutout of Ten*

YAY. I STILL HAVE YOU. GOOD OLD SCOTTISH YOU.

Unknown said...

I have so much Pandora Hearts stuff now :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I got a lot of clothes mostly Victoria Secret my uncle went in the store pricelesa story

Noelle said...

... I'd probably kill you, Zaf. Sorry to disappoint...

OH HEY can you read a story my mate and I are making???

The premise is: every author has a gift. Ideas don't come out of nowhere. so while they're dreaming, their minds travel to a world called Illumina where they're inspired with characters, and claim them, of a sort. and Tabitha Grace is called there by a boy from her childhood dreams, William Fallen. He tells her that his writer is dying, and Illumina is running the risk of total obliteration...

popeswag.blogspot.com

PLEASE

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ill read i was hoping Derek was going to Blogspeak bur i think he is writing which is weird as its 1am but hey its Derek

Noelle said...

Doctor-Derek!!! Please come on!!! And just have a chat! PLEASE. IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!

And I have a question-

If you put Zaf in the book... Can I PLEASE kill her. *sorry Zaf, I take my work seriously. You nearly killed the world on the 21. I was there.*

And is Lord Vile Skulduggery's true name???

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I did not! I STOPPED the idiots! Dont you dare being telling Master Derek lies bout me!

Unknown said...

CAN I BE IN THE BOOK? PLEEEEEASE????

Noelle said...

The Doctor Derek deserves the truth. It nearly ended about nine times.

_____n______ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
| |_| |_| |
| _ _ | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
| |_| O |
| | ~~~~~~~
| |
| |
|_________|

Noelle said...

Okay, that looked like a Tardis... And now it doesn't. What.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I...only asked to because he fired me but he only said he'd consider and idk i guess but either way i know the might kill me off will be a i will kill you off ah well i'd be cool with dying

Noelle said...

Anyway... I still think Lord Vile is Skulduggery's true name... It makes sense. Ultimate power, and such.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I didnt i am INNOCENT

MASTER DEREK COME CHAT? It is Christmas!

Noelle said...

as long as I kill you, I'm fine. You've blown Ireland up about a billion times...

Noelle said...

You are anything BUT innocent.

YOUVE MADE GENOCIDE ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS. AND YOUVE SACRIFICED THE DOCTOR DEREK MULTIPLE TIMES.

THAT. IS. NOT. INNOCENT.

Isn't anyone going to back me up?

Anonymous said...

Technically, he was vindicated last time. Then again, there wasn't much evidence pointing to the squirrel, it was just the most diplomatic solution. XD

Anonymous said...

*she

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

And i vow from this moment on no matter how badly Em or Derek tick me off i WILL NOT BLOW UP IRELAND

Anonymous said...

It was the bet solution not a perfect one.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Why the hell would i sacrifice DEREK? I actually like him!

Noelle said...

YOUVE SAID THAT BEFORE

you'll forget by morning. I ought to just arrest you!

Anonymous said...

*best (sorry, im on Tani' laptop, the ss key is ticky.

Noelle said...

YOU SACRIFICED HIM A COUPLE POSTS BACK. YOU LAID HIM ON AN ALTAR AND STABBED HIM.

how is that NOT sacrifice.

Calidae Dark said...

Only just realised there was a new post... :P

Anonymous said...

)

Anonymous said...

*Tani's
*s
*sticky

Noelle said...

LOL Phoebe xD sorry, but no matter what you do to your name... I think I'm still calling you Phoebe...

Anonymous said...

Hi Cali!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

MASTER DEREK!!!!!! I need to talk to you


When the hell did i put him on an altar?!

Calidae Dark said...

Adra!!!!
LONG TIME NO SEE!!!!
Hi.

Moss Harbor Elsinore Lantern Cryptic said...

Merry Christmas!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*nods*

No proof NONE

Calidae Dark said...

Merry Boxing Day....
Why is it called boxing day? It is very confusing.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Idk i dont get it

Noelle said...

HI Phoebes...


And it was in some post. Idk, Em was there, she can validate it

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I never bloody put him on an altar!!!!!!!!!!

Calidae Dark said...

ZAF! STOP. KILLING. THINGS.

Woah, I just realised - I am such a hypocrite.

Moss Harbor Elsinore Lantern Cryptic said...

It's still Xmas here...
Maybe you put all your Chritmas decorations away in a box?
Or box up the present that you don't want?

Calidae Dark said...

ARGH IT IS SO HOT
Yesterday, Christmas Day, was the hottest ay in Welly since 1934.
And now im even FURTHER north, so it is HOTTER.

IM MELTING.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's cold here...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

But i DIDNT!!!!!


MASTER DEREK SPEAK PLEASE!!!

Noelle said...

YOU DID! I WAS THERE! AND YOU WERE TOO

You're just in denial, I know you remember.... It was a while back, and you may have forgotten amongst all your your wrong-doings, but you DID sacrifice the Doctor-Derek. And you DID enjoy it....

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im frozen! Winter in America!

Moss Harbor Elsinore Lantern Cryptic said...

It's not hot here... It's wet.

Calidae Dark said...

gotta go, people have started talking about how much I 'looks like my mother when she was my age...'
god, old relatives are SO.....
old-er-ly-ish.

Bye, and wish me luck : /

p.s I've started on the story that most of you are in.

IFYOU WANT TO BE IN THE STORY PLEEEEEEASE TELL ME! Email me/tell me in the comments who you are, your magic, where you live, and your weapon choice....

calidaedarkgmail.com

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

How would i enjoy sacrificing Derek?! Hell its DEREK LANDY i cant enjoy killing someone so epic

Unknown said...

What book/tv show/movie/comic makes you cry the most? Directed at everyone

Calidae Dark said...

oh and what you look like.
Bye!

Unknown said...

Cali! Persephone Grief, invisibility, knife/bare hands, USA

Noelle said...

Zaf, you'd do it because you're CRAY CRAY.

But let me tell you... The best of us are.

Except, well, the CHRONICALLY insane ones like you... Or am I kidding??


Ah, and
Book: Where the Red Fern Grows
Tv Show: Bones/Doctor Who
Movie: Harry Potter 7 pt. 2
Comic:.... The Far SIdes.... lol idk

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh my god Angels Take Manhattan

Unknown said...

Short brown hair, gray blue eyes, short, slim, pale skin. Also an assassin

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zafira Kerias knife as weapon she is a Necromancer her object is a skull necklace and she is from USA

Noelle said...

You're watching it too???

The music that Rory has in the back...


DAMMIT IM GONNA CRY

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Eh brown hair dark eyes and wears all black

Unknown said...

Pandora Hearts makes me cry whenever a new chapter comes out

Moss Harbor Elsinore Lantern Cryptic said...

Google search says:
Boxing Day is traditionally the day following Christmas Day, when servants and tradesmen would receive gifts from their superiors.

Moss Harbor Elsinore Lantern Cryptic said...

Oh, sorry, the subject has totally changed by now...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh my god ANGELS TAKE MANHATTAN IS ON BBC AMERICA AND THEN THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Moss Harbor Elsinore Lantern Cryptic said...

Aunt Abby says "Hi gang, nice choice in literature! Happy Holidays!" (she means SP)
G2g now
bye

Noelle said...

When the special comes on.. I'll be distant... so 20 min. :D

Unknown said...

Bye Tanith!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Same here Adra DEREK DO NOT SPOIL IT

Noelle said...

"I won't let them take him. that's what we got." ~ Amy

GOD she's so awesome

Calidae Dark said...

im back again again.

ITS SO UNFAIR we get the dw christmas special LAST. Us, and Australia.

I think last.

I still have to wait till tonight.
:(

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

This is gonna make me son hysterically!!!!!

RORY NO

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NO DON'T TALK ABOUT THE ANGELS TAKE MANHATTAN IT'S SO SAD


I was watching it over again with my almost step sisters and they were practically crying. And they don't even know who Amy and Rory are.

Calidae Dark said...

AMY WAS SO AWESOME.
That last episode was just..... cruel. Especially for me, Amy & Rory, and the Doctor! Poor Doctor.
D: BWA.

Nobody can be better than Amy.
Though, maybe the xmas special tonight will convince me of otherwise....

Noelle said...

THIS MAKES ME SOB. WHEN THEY JUMP.

AND THEN THEYRE SCREAMING AND AMY AND THE DOCTOR AND


DAMN

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I really liked Jenna Louise-Coleman in Asylum of the Daleks... I'm excited for the Christmas special :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im gona start sobbing!! Hell

Calidae Dark said...

The angels take manhatten episode was genius. Pure cruel, sad, awful, mean, unfair, adjective, anotherdifferentadjective, genius.

Calidae Dark said...

Yea she was awesome in that episode :)

But, last time I checked, by the end of the episode she was a DALEK!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh dear God imagine what would happen if Steven Moffat and Derek teamed up to write an episode...


I think my head would explode.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Soon soon soon

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

There would be nothing left

Calidae Dark said...

Oh my god.
MY HEAD HAS EXPLODED.
Val, you made my head explode. Derek would LOVE that, and it would be just so. awesome.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

NOOIO!!!!!!!!! Not the ending not the ending

NOO

Noelle said...

NO
NO
NO

Unknown said...

Can you guys please stop talking about angels take manhattan? I haven't seen it yet .

Noelle said...

NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
*creys*
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

Calidae Dark said...

OH MY GOD SEPH!
Sit down with a hot choccy, a blanket, and a box of extra-large tissues.

Get ready to have your mind BLOWN.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ok sorry!!! Ok Christmas Special time dry your eyes

Calidae Dark said...

Adra, just a question, since when were you a.... duckter?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

WBD!!!!
Christmas Special!!!

Noelle said...

DuckTOR
not Duckter.

DUCKTOR.

Hello... *straightens bowtie.* I'm the Ducktor. I've been like this for quite some time and I plan on keeping it this way...

And the special is on!!!
TOODLES

Calidae Dark said...

...right.
Bye :)

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh. So it's here then. FINE. Here we go again:





Twelve Days Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, Derek gave to me: an epic book about Skulduggery.

On the second day of Christmas, Nixion gave to me: two cryptic emails and an epic book about Skulduggery.

On the third day of Christmas, Valereno gave to me: three fresh blood samples, two cryptic emails and an epic book about Skulduggery.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Staraptor gave to me: four banana statues, three fresh blood samples, two cryptic emails and an epic book about Skulduggery.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Helena gave to me: FIVE MONKEY JUMPHUGS! Four banana statues, three fresh blood samples, two cryptic emails and an epic book about Skulduggery.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Laaav gave to me: six live chicken drawings, FIVE MONKEY JUMPHUGS! Four banana statues, three fresh blood samples, two cryptic emails and an epic book about Skulduggery.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Phoenix gave to me: Seven mirrored nicknames, six live chicken drawings, FIVE MONKEY JUMPHUGS! Four banana statues, three fresh blood samples, two cryptic emails and an epic book about Skulduggery.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Memerald gave to me: Eight werewolf stories, seven mirrored nicknames, six live chicken drawings, FIVE MONKEY JUMPHUGS! Four banana statues, three fresh blood samples, two cryptic emails and an epic book about Skulduggery.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Lucy-Anna gave to me: nine over-flowing bookshelves, eight werewolf stories, seven mirrored nicknames, six live chicken drawings, FIVE MONKEY JUMPHUGS! Four banana statues, three fresh blood-samples, two cryptic emails and an epic book about Skulduggery.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Zafmira gave to me: ten diabolical plans, nine over-flowing bookshelves, eight werewolf stories, seven mirrored nicknames, six live chicken drawings, FIVE MONKEY JUMPHUGS! Four banana statues, three fresh blood samples, two cryptic emails and an epic book about Skulduggery.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Missy gave to me: eleven shouted greetings, ten diabolical plans, nine over-flowing bookshelves, eight werewolf stories, seven mirrored nicknames, six live chicken drawings, FIVE MONKEY JUMPHUGS! Four banana statues, three fresh blood samples, two cryptic emails and an epic book about Skulduggery.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Bloglandians gave to me: twelve weird conversations, eleven shouted greetings, ten diabolical plans, nine over-flowing bookshelves, eight werewolf stories, seven mirrored nicknames, six live chicken drawings, FIVE MONKEY JUMPHUGS! Four banana statues, three fresh blood samples, two cryptic emails and an epic book about Skulduggery.




Tadaaaaa! Again, terribly sorry of you weren't mentioned. You were definitely going to be mentioned, except that ZAFIRA called dibs on the tenth. Another one of her diabolical plans.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

that was beautiful eve...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Daaam. And sorry distant

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

i STILL havent seen the christmas special for DW!!!
GAHH!!



ill watch it tonight...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

EVE THAT IS AMAZING

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I still have to get over merlin....


*sob*

Unknown said...

Magical!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

SEPH!!

Unknown said...

Jubi get on yr email

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

K...

Calidae Dark said...

DONT TALK ABOUT MERLIN! I havent seen ANY of the most recent series.
Curse you, New Zealand tv, curse you.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I'm on...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OMG CALI IT RUINED MY CHRISTMAS!!!






WATCH IT


SOMEHOW

Calidae Dark said...

D:

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

you can use that website I gave you...

Calidae Dark said...

What was it again?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

http://www.tv-links.eu/tv-shows/Merlin_459/

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Phahahah!!!!

Bloody hell my niece is turning to a Whovian

DEREK DONT LET CHILDREN SEE THE SNOWMENA

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

plz dont spoil it... I haven't seen it yet...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

and you're welcome Cali :)

Calidae Dark said...

So... how do I see episode ONE? Does that site have that too?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

yea... you have to click continue as a free user (If that comes up)
http://www.sockshare.com/file/A56D8E9136C6C6A8

Calidae Dark said...

THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Im gonig to watch Merlin this second. So, I'll be extremely distant...

Eve the ROCK said...

If only there were 1991 days of Christmas....

Unknown said...

Xerxes Break is so awesomeful

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAHA HAVE FUUN! :D

Unknown said...

Anyone there?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

NO!

Calidae Dark said...

... is the first episode at the start supposed to have morgana and uther, one of which is dead and the other is evil?

Unknown said...

OMG FANG IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

AND B-RABBIT IS SOOOO MUCH COOLER IN THE ANIME

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Cali, no its all happy and normal and alive and nice...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Seph.... that's nice


no one know what the keck you're talkin about though..

Unknown said...

YEAH ZAI!! FIGHT B-RABBIT


Alice is so, so, so, awesome right now.

Calidae Dark said...

...
Are you being sarcastic or not?
Cause, I clicked on the link that said season 5 episode 1, and merlin was just arriving.... and there was uther... and some man dying...

Unknown said...

Leave me to my personal obsession!

Unknown said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




GIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

yeah thats the richt one Cali


I don't really know why it said season 5... but thats the right one..

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I love my tv cuz i dvr Doctor Who i can catch right up to live cuz i had paused it

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

SEPH


you're acting strangely..

Unknown said...

I got the Pandora Hearts anime boxset for Christmas so I can watch it. Whenever. I. Want.

Unknown said...

Your sin, it is, your very existence!

Calidae Dark said...

No, cause, I WANT season 5 ep 1, but its giving me season 1, episode 1...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

that's nice seph...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OOH!! haha sorry!! that's the one I gave you WHOOPS!


HERE!
http://www.putlocker.com/file/4EA2CA653F7C435F

Unknown said...

Lol. Subtitle mistake.

Sharon just called Break "Blake"

Fail

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OK....

heh heh heh

Unknown said...

I wonder if you believe it
Immutable and eternal love
And my pattern of sighing melts into the sweet black tea
No more, I've waited and become tired
From chasing you and falling from far away in
WONDERLAAAAND
Where did you go off to?
Passing through the darkness of the colors
The melody is guiding my stirring heart
If my fate is controlled by the time on the clock
I'll destroy it in order to be free
Your truth is an inexplicable maze
That is proof of living

Unknown said...

Oops. Stirring is actually strong in that song up there

Unknown said...

Did I scare you guys away with my Pandora Hearts rambling?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh hell why do more people die?!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

THE SNOWMEN SPOILER!!!!


DEREK!!!! I think the ice lady was the villian i honestly agree though i cant figure out who the bad guy is for sure i recorded it so i can watch it tomorrow

Unknown said...

I'm re-watching happy Dr. Who. Before Rose Left.

The New Earth episode.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I got the season with Angels take manhattan on dvd

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Hi?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Am I going to be first?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Damn it!!!!!! I wanted first

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

This page is dedicated to Mycroft Holmes and his umbrella. AS USUAL.

It's also dedicated to Derek Landy. And Mark Gatiss. Because you can't have a proper Mycroft without Mark Gatiss.

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