Ah, Christmas...
Every year, my family tell me they don't know WHAT they're going to get me, and every year we have a great big laugh about it. But every year I think ah, THIS is the year. This is the year when they DO know what to get me, but they're all PRETENDING they don't. They're all conspiring with each other, pooling their money and resources, going that extra mile to get me the thing that will make me happy, whatever it may be. It's all a surprise, I think to myself. It's all a wonderful surprise and on Christmas Day when I've handed them their really really expensive gifts and I'm standing to one side while they ooh and ahh and laugh and hug, they're suddenly going to turn around and say Derek, surprise! We have what you've always wanted!
And then they show me a parcel beneath the tree and I fall to my knees, and with trembling hands I slowly tear the paper and lo... the most perfect present ever in the history of the world. And I am happy.
This year my mother got me a dart board.
She got me a dart board because, obviously, she knows how much I secretly love darts. She has cleverly read between the lines during each of our many conversations throughout the year- conversations in which darts have not been mentioned one single time- and she figured out that what I really wanted for Christmas, the thing that will finally make my life complete, is a great big dart board.
Mother, I think it is safe to say you have excelled yourself this year. Well done.
My brother and sisters, meanwhile, all got together and arranged an aircraft simulation lesson- where you sit in a cockpit thingy and take off and land a plane without actually, you know, being IN a plane. Well, they ALMOST did that. What they ACTUALLY did was hand me a piece of paper with all this written down. They got me a SUGGESTION for Christmas.
Now, to you, this mightn't sound that bad. You might be thinking hey, they didn't know if Derek would be interested in this, so they suggested it, and if he seemed agreeable, they'd go off and book it. And this, dear Minion, would a reasonable thing for you to think.
Unless you remember a few years ago where my sisters told me that what they were going to do for me that Christmas was renovate my bathroom. Oh wow, said I. A bathroom renovation, just what I've always wanted. A bathroom renovation as done by two pregnant women with no prior history of bathroom renovations, nor indeed any relevant knowledge of said undertaking. I just couldn't get any luckier.
And if you remember that, you may also remember that they never actually got around to doing it.
And you may also remember that last year, in some feeble attempt to make up for it, they got me a bath mat and towel. For Christmas. Between the two of them.
It wasn't all terrible disappointment and quiet tears when no one was looking, because today was also the day of Doctor Who and The Snowmen!
I'm not entirely sure who the villain was or what the logic was, and I thought Richard E Grant could have been used SO much better, but it was fast and funny and Matt Smith is great and Jenna Louise Coleman is... is...
Jenna Louise Coleman is just so PRETTY.
I know, I know, I have a history with Amy Pond. We were close. We were even in love, for a while. But times change. People change. They move on. I've moved on. I love Amy, I do, and she will always have a special place in my heart...
But Jenna Louise Coleman is just so PRETTY.
I... I think I love Jenna Louise Coleman. I think THAT is what I got for Christmas.
God (or whatever random deity you might acknowledge) bless us, every one.
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
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Aww he stole it!!
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MY SISTER'S CANDYFLOSS MACHINE IS SO COOL. O_O
I JUST FINISHED WATCHING PROFESSOR LAYTON AND THE ETERNAL DIVA
T'WAS BRILLIANT
I NEED TO TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK
HI SKYLAR!
HELLO STAR
oh, sorry, I turned it off now :3
That was all Caps, not shift :3
Or was it?
Nah I'm joking, it was caps.................maybe.....
ANYWAY Has Derek been on?
I rarely use caps lock. SHIFT FTW!!!!!!!
No. :(
He blogspeaks mst just after he's finished a book. *nods knowledgeably*
Haha
*most
Derek golden-god damn it
Go and read a book then speak!!!!!!!
Hey guys Im back... :D
Anyway, I know this is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO EARLY and I no some of you guys mite be too old for it but
WHATCHA GOING AS FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!
(That was all shift :3 )
I meant, finish WRITING a book. :(
Which is kinda sad. Coz he only does that once or twice a year.
He also often blogspeaks just after he'a written a new post. There are more of those. :)
WB Melica :3
So yeah its about 9 months away and yeah Im too old for it...
He's writing Book 8 I just cant wait til the name is released you know i feel old xD I been a Bloglandian for TEOTW and KOTW TMS and then for Book 8
. . . Halloween was in October???
I went as a Remnantifyed person. I wemt over all the veins in my arms and face and neck in black pen, it was awesome. :)
Next year? No idea. :/
HI MELICA! :)
Oh sorry, well I should say
WRITE A DAMN POST NAO! WE WANNA TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!
And on a diff note
Look at this site http://brainmeta.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=4043
Skylar i know the feeling I learned dont rush Derek he's stubborn
Last year, I went as Jeff The Killer
Next year (If my cousins agree)
I mite go as Professor Layton :3
HES SO GENTLEMANY (I made that up :3)
I'm Stubborn, when it comes to waiting.....
BRB, new vid of something....I wanna check it out
I use quite a few of those. :)
Gtg, btw, atm, wb and bbs, to name a few. But they didn't have my inventions (msd, wbd, att, csgd). That's just . . . that's just DEPRESSING. :(
Never mind, my time will come. :)
Heheheeh
And they didn't have comp, which I didn't invent but means both computer and competition. :)
I'm so proud of myself for inventing my abbreviations. Everyone, like, USES them. O_O
Silence has fallen.
Tip. When you're trying to type a story up, listen to fast music. makes you type really fast.
. . . And now my hands are aching from typing quickly . . .
Bb in less than an hour. :(
Hellos...?
Hello! I am back for a third time!
Mel! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How's you?
I've just been watching videos from when I was ickle. I can confirm I was screaming ugly baby, a cute crazy toddler who still liked to make a lot of noise.
Then I went to school and my school reports basically said I was a quiet person who lacked confidence. Still hasn't changed...
I set myself a challenge - im going to read the whole 6th and 7th books by tommorow at 8:30 and I shall start in exactly 24 hrs before :D
*Sits in corner* IM HERE, But I'm busy!
Im grand...sorry Im speaking my my impecibly amazing irish accent hows you?
Skye! *ninjaerplanehugs*
Ah...that appears to be challenge. I read DB in a few hours, but KOTW took me a few days, because I was so busy in those few days...
But...but...I thought you were Scottish!
I am scottish! But when Im reading the books in my head I have a voice that fits valkyrie but then I remembered shes irish! And so began my irish voice :P now everything thats she says is in my irish accent and also 2 things 1. Im touched that you remembered im scottish and 2. My scottish accent is cool...
Back! :)
I'm Irish, but I hate my accent, it's a mix between a Dublin accent and a Kildare accent :3
Ah...I read it all in a English accent. I remember when I first read the books I was so convinced Skulduggery had duncanism and I was just like OMG YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY BROTHER AND HIS FRIEND ASDFGHJKL!
Haha...how do you not know that it's not my inner stalker that remember?;)
*Nods* Your Scottish accent is cool. I've never heard it, but I gurantee it is cool.
Yeah I know where dublin is but Im completely lost with Kildare...probably like in scotland with places like glasgow, edinburgh, fife, dunfermline, the highlands and so on...
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How's you?
Skye - I have no idea where Kildare is, but I assume it's somewhere in Ireland.
I can 100% confirm that my accent is cool much like bow ties and fezzez...fezzez? Hmm im not sure thats the correct spelling...
*ninjaeroplanetacklehugs back* :)
And Im still touched even if it is your inner stalker :D
AND THE STETSONS! DON'T FORGET THE STETSONS!
Omg, I just thought: 'Embrace your inner stalker.' XD
And it's fez/fezs.
I'm listening to a version of The Sickness without swear words, simply because I'm curious. O_O
The omition of swear words is, however, SO ANNOYING, particulary when you know the song almost off by heart. *waits for Down With The Sickness to see if they put the bridge in*
I thought it was fezzes. O_O
*coughs intentionally*
Don't know if anyone has noticed my name change...
*omittion. I think. Or ommition. Or ommittion. Dammit.
Im not sure all I know is that they are cool :D
HI EM!
I noticed, but it took me a while to figure out it was you. :)
It IS you, right? :/
Yeah me too I didnt want to ask incase...
Yeah it's me Star...
*is half sighing, half scowling and half smiling at a comment on my blog*
He doesn't seriously expect me to call him Thorak, does he?
Em! Hi! *ninjaeroplanehugs* How's you?
No! What happened to the pretty picture of prettiness!
Ah, yeah, you're probably right...
Sparky! *ninjaeroplanehugs*
How're you?
It's really weird when you listen to a radio version of a song, without the swearing...
ARGHHHHHHH THE EMPTY GAPS IN PLACE OF SWEAR WORDS IS SO ANNOYING. D:
The Sickness is full of swear words. However, the newer albums swear, like, three times in the whole album. O_O
They left the bridge in!!! :) *laughs* THERE'S SO MANY OMMITTIONS IN THE BRIDGE OMGG. THERE'S A GAP MORE OFTEN THAN ONCE EVERY LINE. THAT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY.
*listens to bridge again because it's actually making me laugh*
. . . Okay, not that many gaps?
*gaps.
Never ever let me dedicate again.
I'm crying at the Hope ded. Again. Because it's so relevant:/
How annoying...
You guys don't know where Kildare is?
It's fecking here http://www.irelandwide.com/regional/leinster/county_kildare/images/co_kildare_map.gif
Right in Leinster
Damn. G2g.
Byebye *waves*
HI SCÁTH!
Fours Ieni! :(
I usually hear things in the American accent
I hear them in an English accent. Because I'm, uh, English. Yes.
Yeah see saying leinster isnt helping at all...
Well I know what you're on about if that means anything...
Yeah thinking about the things they say in an Irish accent kinda softens the atmosphere for me cause in my scottish accent it sounds like everyones making death threats at one another all the time... even when its like a really sad bit ...
Am I weird for fancying Ichigo from Bleach??
I'm an idiot to have believed things would be ok:/
And I feel horrid for having to lie to you, Em...
I'm an idiot to have believed things would be ok:/
And I feel horrid for having to lie to you, Em...
Lulu you didn't lie to me...
It was not your place to tell me and you did what he asked you to do...
It's okay babe *hugs*
*Hides in corner* I'M NOT HERE!
This'll be the second time that this... Thing has taken someone I care about away from me within a year:/
...why is life so cruel? I'm scared for you both, Em. And scares isn't a feeling I react well to...
Em?
Scared*
Sorry about my mood, everyone... I probably shouldn't have had that Pepsi earlier, I should've known how bad of an idea it'd be given what's going on... I'd have to come down eventually:/
We're terrified as well Lu... but no regrets.
There's nothing that we can do but love each other for as long as we all have together...
Hi Zaf.
I dont know what to do but hope to god the time both of you do get is the best
There's no point worrying about not knowing what to do... there's nothing to be done.
We'll make the most of what we can, if we can.
*hugs* Never going to say goodbye because goodbye means leaving and leaving means forgetting. And I don't wanna forget...
Oh god this is awkward Luce and Zaf...
No one else knows what we're talking about.
"I," Ink said dramatically. "Am amazing." She grinned, then frowned. " . . . Well, not that amazing. But I FEEL like I'm amazing. I've never made a playlist before."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDLwhiOX1-g&list=PLTslNdjmKxFt6dTZIOe7dt75sGOD1cm2K
Don't listen to it. Would take about five hours.
I feel horrid about how depressed I feel right now:/
NO, I DON'T. BUT I'M USED TO NOT HAVING A CLUE WHAT PEOPLE ARE ON ABOUT. GENERALLY, I JUST IGNORE THEM. SORRY IF YOU'RE OFFENDED.
:(
Think of good things, Luce?
When the dog bites
When the bees sting
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel
So bad
^^^Like that?
*hugs everyone*
Please guys... it'll be okay.
I hope...
Star, very few people can get me out of this mood...
I don't know why, it's just...
:(
I'm pathetic at getting people out of moods. Partially because I don't really do getting stuck in moods myself. :/
Hi people!
I LOVE HERCULES SO MUCH XD
Hi Luciana! What's up?
SEV! *hugs*
*is hugged*
How's life?
HI SEPH!
Sh*t. As always. But there are still reasons to smile. :')
You?
Hi people! I'll only be here about twenty minutes or so, 'cause I've got to go set up the church and reception hall for the wedding...
HELLO VAL!
HI IVY!
That's awesome! :)
I hope the wedding goes really well Val...
Life's pretty normal for me. What's wrong?
*hugs Em*
There's still time.
Still time for what Luce?
Have to go now...
BYE GUYS!
Bye Val!
:( FOURS IVY!
*is watching the blooper at the end of Stage Fighting repeatedly*
Liz Gillies is a boss. She just is. She tripped, covered it like a freaking god- AND THEN managed to keep Victoria Justice in character.
Boom.
*watches it again and laughs*
She never breaks character...
I POSTED PART TWO OF MY CHRISTMAS STORY!
http://inkystar.blogspot.co.uk/
I've written so much so fast omgg. What is happening? This isn't me. *shakes head*
HI SPARKY! :)
WHILE I REMEMBER - I'm sewing everyone's names onto this piece of fabric for no reason. What colour thread do you want? Red, orange, yellow, blue, pink, black, gray or white?
... Gray.
Yeah.
I have to go now.
TOODLES!
TOODLES, SEPH!
. . . Wait. Toodles? *frowns*
Grey? AWESOME! Nobody's said that yet. :) *frowns at how I spelt it in the American way the first time* I far too many American books read.
Hey star.
If your still on.
Hello?
aannyyoonnee???
I might have to phone him and apologize...
Hi Luci! :P
Hello.
...
To call or not to call? That is the question..
Umm... call?
Hello?? anyone here?
Depends on where here is.
*sigh* no one is here....
If you're referring to this web page, then yes.
If you're referring to Maryland, no.
GO away imaginary voice in my head that sounds exactly like Fabi...
The imaginary voices in your head will always sound like Fabi, except when they don't. XD
*Hits head with palm*
STOP IT!
I don't wanna go crazy..
I'm not going crazy
I'm not crazy
I'm completely normal
I'm not crazy
I'm a friendly Water Buffalo
Wait...what?
I'm not crazy
I'm not crazy
I- I'm not crazy...
I... I- I'm....CRAZY
I'M CRAZY
I'M CRAZY!
MWAHAHAHA! I'M CRAZY!
*runs around like a maniac*
I'll leave you to it then. XD
Happy crazy!!! XD
*grins maniacally*
I'm crazy
i'm crazy
heh i'm crazy
*screams out to all of Blogland*
I'M CRAZYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I heard.
brb... dinner..
NUGH
I HAVE RETURNED!
I'm in the bridal room for the wedding, and I feel like I'm about to throw up. How lovely.
The laugh in Almost Easy is so NUTS.
SPARKY! Hi!
Sounds great, Val.
Have you actually returned, Jubi, or were you faking it?
Ok. That answered my question.
I'm not here either, in case you were wondering. XD
You probably weren't.
Morning
Hey nix I will be distant.
Same
Hello.
I won't be.
Nix, it's morning for you? *is really rubbish with timezones*
No
It's like you don't know me at all. I always say Morning to people, no matter what time
its very early morning here. ( 2.18)
I knew that, but it could still be morning there. And it is rather confusing.
Plus, lately you've been saying BAH instead, so I thought maybe you weren't doing that anymore.
I'm not a one hit wonder, I say a lot of things
Hello, Eden.
It's 9:18 PM. So I find it really weird when people say "morning", regardless of intention.
Nix, alright, alright. I'm aware of that.
...I'm easily confused.
Confu-sion-HA
Kes, do you even know anyone else who does that?
Actually, yes, I know someone in real life who does that.
But I didn't mean confusion about who did it, I meant...
Never mind.
No, that's an quote out of context
And now that someone else says it, I have to stop
Even though you're in different countries?
AND different continents?
Bleep!
Am I going to be first?
1st
Yes!
I dedicate this page to Nix, Kes, my cameraninja Fabi, my official ninja sponsor Ieni, and as always, Mycroft Holmes and his umbrella.
Nope
Damnit.
Nope?
What?
Next time I ded, just to spite you I shall ded to Sherlock and his pipe.
I was saying you would t get first but I was wrong.
Hiya, Ember!
The Doctor dressed up as Sherlock in the Special...
Yes, you were. I think I've probably dedicated five pages or something to Mycroft.
Hi! REALLY?
Feel the awesomeness of the pipe.
You've dedded a lot to him.
Ember, yep.
He dressed up as Sherlock to get into the evil guy's office.
The same guy(Steven Moffat) writes Sherlock and Doctor Who.
For some reason ember reminds me of sir.
Maybe it's the umbrella.
Here's just a random question.
Would the people in either of your schools consider either of you nerds or weird?
Just a question.
Me? I'm both.
Considered both, and proud of both.
Speaking of Sir, I haven't seen him in a LONG time.
*looks at Ember*
She's NOTHING like Sir.
Anyway because in my old school what happened was someone asked me what time the library was open at and here's the resulting conversation.
Eden: what just because I read books you think I know the library times?
Person : sorry
Eden: well I actually do know them but remember what I said.
COMPLETE LIST OF MY MYCROFT DEDICATIONS
I dedicate this page to Nix, Kes, my cameraninja Fabi, my official ninja sponsor Ieni, and as always, Mycroft Holmes and his umbrella.
This is dedicated to waterproof mics and cameras, Fabi, Jubi, Val, walking through walls, Regan, and, as always, Mycroft Holmes and his umbrella.
This page is dedicated to Mycroft Holmes and his umbrella. AS USUAL. It's also dedicated to Derek Landy. And Mark Gatiss. Because you can't have a proper Mycroft without Mark Gatiss.
Well then, Robin, this is dedicated to you, and also to Emerald and Chase. This is ALSO dedicated to Mycroft Holmes and his umbrella, as usual.
This page is dedicated to MYCROFT HOLMES! (and his umbrella.) This page is also dedicated to Derek, Calidae, Jubilance, and Valkyrie.
I'm so in love with my profile pic right now, it's scary. So this page is dedicated to whoever on Tumblr drew this ADORABLE picture of Mycroft Holmes with his umbrella. This page is also dedicated to you, Emerald! And to Mycroft Holmes. Of course.
Oh yeah! Steven Moffat!!!
Who's Sir?
Lol
I don't know the library times, unfortunately.
I do, however, know and have read more books than most of the librarians.
Cool.
Who's Sir?!
Sir is Sir Reingington. The gentleman shark who talks with perfect formality all the time. He's amazing.
He's just a bloglandian with a shark with a monacle in a suit as a profile pick.
He acts very refined eighteenth century ish.
Mark Gatiss has written a few DW episodes as well, actually....
That sounds... amazing, like you said.
Kes; Realllly????
Kessies description is better than mine.
Having Blogfights with him is incredibly amusing.
Ember, yep.
Especially when he gets angry about you using slang.
*blinks* I know absolutely nothing about the world.
I will agree with you. I am NOTHING like this shark person.
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