Monday, September 10, 2012

Brief Respite

My face is sore. I'm not used to smiling this much. I think I need a lie down.

I'm back home for a bit before my last weekend away, and I've spent today wandering around the house staring blankly at things. It's only when I'm back for a few days that I start to decompress and behave normally, so it looks like I'll have to wait a while for that to happen...

My few days in Ireland were awesome, as usual. I signed in Dublin, Kildare, Kilkenny, Drogheda and Cork. The Cork signing was probably the longest, because I haven't been there in a while, but everywhere there were enthusiastic readers laden down with books. Some truly bizarre and cool people.

Then I had a few days off before my event at the Mountains to the Sea festival, where I chatted on stage with Dave from Eason bookshops about movies that have influenced the series, and we even got to show clips.

Dave showed bits from Starship Troopers (awesome!) and A Nightmare Before Christmas (amazing!) and It's a Wonderful Life (uhm... what?)

I showed a few trailers for a few things, but I don't think I'll tell you what they were... In fact, it might make an interesting blog post, discussing these movies and showing clips... Oh goody, I've worked out what I'm going to be talking about next time!

I headed over to the UK on Friday- just in time to experience the heat- where I signed in Southampton, Bournemouth, Dulwich and Bluewater in London. Last year, I was signing in Bluewater for four hours. I figured there was no way I'd be signing for any more than that this time. Five hours later, I had changed my tune. From people coming in costume- I'm thinking of a skeleton morph suit in particular here-


to people who had made their own Skulduggery T-shirts (and a certain tall blonde with the most awesome T-shirt ever, festooned as it was with lines from the books)-




there was no chance of my smile ever dipping. It's the sheer enthusiasm and energy of the people who turn up to get their books signed that energises me every single time.

And the hugs...



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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, I left all you peoples...


I think it's my summer, I didn't sign up for it but I qualified for it, and I doubt I get to go but it would be fun if I did.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I got one they just arent all true.

*sighs*

im scared

Anonymous said...

Hey Val, I had something like that too, but it was a Tour of the UK and Ireland for like a month with no parents. I couldnt go though. Too expensive.

Anonymous said...

What about Zaf?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Tomorrow we find out who got into the play

Anonymous said...

Oh. What play is it?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Miracle on 34th Street

Anonymous said...

Never heard of it. Did you audition for certain parts, or just to get in.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

We had the potion for a specfic part or just any part i just went for anything

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Option*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, I've seen that movie.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yuuup thats the play we doing xD the doctor lol. I can imagine....reminds me of Nye

Anonymous said...

What's it about?

You know what would be cool? If you could do Sweeney Todd...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh I wish! But the directors arent....violence....fans unfortunatly. Maybe Jekyll and Hyde in the spring. I dunno.

I gtgbed. Be on tomorrow might slip on before school to see if our Golden God got the chance to answer me

Anonymous said...

Bye! See you tomorrow maybe.

Anonymous said...

So, Val, how are you?

Anonymous said...

"She found a picture of a baby dingo, and now she really wanted a baby dingo as a pet."





http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&source=mog&hl=en&gl=us&client=safari&tab=wi&q=dingoes%20baby&sa=N&biw=320&bih=356#i=3

Anonymous said...

Anyone here?

Anonymous said...

Hello.

I am reading character fights. e.g. Val vs. Harry Potter

Val, obviously. She's frickin Darquesse.

NOM Ominous said...

where you read this?
*is distant enough, but still curious*

Anonymous said...

I can't find it. I finished, and stopped. You know there were people actually betting on Harry winning? Even AFTER Val sealed her name? *shakes head at the ignorance of idiots*

Anonymous said...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/childrens-books-site/2012/may/17/the-deathbringer-derek-landy-review

Also, read this review.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ha! That says it's the FIFTH book! WRONG! SO VERY WRONG!

And they spelled Death Bringer wrong! ASLO WRONG!

Anonymous said...

Actually, Geoffrey says it can be one word or two.

But yes, wrong number. And it DARED to CRITICIZE the sacred book of the Golden God! Arise minions of Derek, and STRIKE!

Anonymous said...

We should all do SP reviews on our blogs, and fill up the entire thing ranting about how perfect they are.

Anonymous said...

Also, they said they hated Valkyrie. I mean really? Sure, in 'Valkyrie and Fletcher' you think she's selfish and all, but she's Val, you can't HATE her!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I know, right? And she recognised her mistake! Can't these people see that? She's a teenage girl! No teenage girl is perfect! And all the situations she's thrown into doesn't help!



Ha, imagine if we were book reviewers...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And I know Geoffrey says that, but the title of the book is not "The DeathBringer". The title is "Skulduggery Pleasant Death Bringer".

NOM Ominous said...

How do you make one of those colab blogs?

Anonymous said...

Derek would be the most famous person ever by now if we were.

And that is true. I thought you were referring to when the person was describing the plot, not to the actual title.

Anonymous said...

No clue Thrust. Why?

NOM Ominous said...

because they're cool

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Hi! I'm a new fan! Well I've been a fan for a month or two, but I'm still obsessed. I love you Derek Landy!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

You can probably tell I'm American by the time of my post. How many of your fans have gone back and read every single post of yours? I have. I'm that Derektastic. Even my friend thinks you're hilarious. I made her endure a lot of your posts.

Anonymous said...

Hi SP! I am going to pretend the last part of your name doesn't exist.

I am Kestre LeStarre, master of torture and all manner of unpleAsant deaths at your service. *bows*

So an actual néw minion, not just new Blogland citizen... COOL!

Anonymous said...

I'm Anerican as well. I tend to spell like I'm from the UK though. And I read all the way back to 2010

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Blogland!

Anonymous said...

I have to go, unfortunately. Enjoy talking to these distant people*gestures to Val V and Thrust, then walks out*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hey SP! I'm the one who had a party for Derek... Did you see that post?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

BYE KESTREL! *tackle-hugs*

NOM Ominous said...

Hello, maybe, bye.

NOM Ominous said...

Sp, how many of the books have you read?

NOM Ominous said...

Hi by the way!
And now I must go.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I like to spell things like people in the UK do too. But my writing teacher would probably kill me if I did that. I have read every book that is out (I have... Connections) besides some short stories and The End Of The World.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I love to spell things the UK way too... You'll notice that.


*shakes hand* I'm Valkyrie. You could probably guess that, on account of the fact that my name thing is right *points* there. I'm in Washington State. Where are you from?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I live in WA State too! That's cool! What county are you from? I live in King County. Also, my Granma shares the same b-day has The Golden God.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Typo! I meant as, not has.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Oh and Val, do you mean this party?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qElWiSyDvSA/TqVHsLBzGPI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/68MTww42h9E/s1600/034.JPG
I just read that blog. I haven't read all of them quite yet. But rest assure, I will read all of them.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yep, that's the party! I'm the dark haired one who looks like Valkyrie. You know, the cool one. :D


And I live in Snohomish county! I?n Edmonds! I guess we aren't too far from each other :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And sorry I took so long to reply! I was typing out something and I went to take a shower...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*In, not I?n. Why on earth was there a question mark in there...?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

This is cool

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I live in a little town near Seattle. But, I'm not telling you which one it is.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Completely understandable :) That's pretty close to me too... I go up to Seattle every once in a while, but I kind of prefer when there's less people.

How many Skulduggery books do you own?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Seven. I'm on Feb. 2012 and I only need to read (to catch up) until June.
I also like areas with less people. It's not as noisy, or smelly. I will never live in a city.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Did you mean different copies of different books? Or seven books, like they can be the same? Anyway, I own seven Skulduggery books that are tittled Skulduggery Pleasant (and the other tittle. Example: Playing With Fire)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm going to live in Ireland when I grow up. For sure.

Have you read Kingdom of the Wicked yet? My copy's coming tomorrow... :D


And I have 27 books... But that's because I have an obsessive need to keep buying them, and 8 of them came from Derek.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I know. I read almost all of the blog entries. I'm in March 2013. Yes I have read KOTW. Your mind will be blown. I will probably live in Ireland too. It's been very nice, getting to know you. I feel so welcome. In two weeks I'm taking a cruise to the Carribean. Ugh. I hate the heat. I like coldness. I'll keep in touch (with the blog of course).
BTW the last three chapters are the best three chapters ever written. The last three are so amazing. Very emotional.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

And the worst part about the cruise is that my birthday takes place during it (sep 27)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ha! I'm pretty similar to you! I hate the heat too. I much prefer the cold, that way I can wear my usual all black and my coat and boots with out feeling like I'm melting. But usually, there isn't much heat here, you know? Just rain.

It sucks that you have to take the cruise when you don't want to... But happy early birthday! :D

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Thanks! I just finished all of the blog entries! Celebration for me. Now I must say good night. Good night. I'll see you later

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Good night, SP!


I'm leaving too now (it's so weird to have the same time zones!), so good night to anyone who may be secretly stalking!


AND DEREK ANSWER MY QUESTION ABOUT MY PARTY THIS YEAR!

Jophiel said...

Hello! I seem to be back!

Jophiel said...

Have anything happened while is was gone? I seem to be a bit out of practice with what is going on!

*Starts singing 'What I've done' by linkin park*

Please, someone come on!

Jophiel said...

Hey! Check this out!

*Show everyone the invisible Eden Threatening that I have been working on!*

He doesnt talk, he will walk and act just like him! Yay! Eden, do you want to dance?

*Eden nods his head*
Yay! It works!

*Starts dancing with the magic Eden*

Jophiel said...

Oh! I just thought I should tell every one... I've been in contact with Eliza Scorn recently and now I am a worshipper of the Faceless Ones! And Eliza says hi!

Drew O'Connor said...

Ah Eliza, seems like a nice woman...

if you like backstabbing woman who would soon plunge their high heels into your back then walk in them :)

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hm... I thought of something hilarious to say to Derek this morning... I've now forgotten it.

Nixion Strange said...

My laptop is lagging a ridiculous amount

Drew O'Connor said...

That's not good Nix

It'll be like your in slow motion lol

Helena Ember Sky said...

SSSSllllllooooooowwwwwww mmmmmmooooootttttttiiiiioooooonnnnnn...

Eve the ROCK said...

Gangnam style :P

Nixion Strange said...

Oh Gangnam... wtf?

Nixion Strange said...

You know how long it takes to load 20 seconds on a youtube video for me?
Minute and a half

Helena Ember Sky said...

Wow, unlucky.

Eve the ROCK said...

Ehhhhh sexy lady, oppan gangnam style :P

I cannot get that song out of my head...I need to learn the dance xD

Drew O'Connor said...

LOL yeah that's really bad.

Oh and Nix I read your post about your Necromancy 'debate'

And I totally agree with you and whoever was trying to be smart arses were just idiots.

Nixion Strange said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvJybdcYbI&feature=plcp

Drew O'Connor said...

Ok...

where has everyone gone??

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, and thanks Em

Drew O'Connor said...

Your welcome Nix.

If I was on there with you, we would have kicked their uneducated asses lol

Helena Ember Sky said...

Should I watch the Gangnam Style video? I've been debating whether or not to.

Nixion Strange said...

Hey, if they want to life out the rest of their lives being rude and see where it gets them, that's their choice
Oh... and I think maybe you guys should know, they don't like us. Bloglandians, I mean

Drew O'Connor said...

HA HA

One word for that: JEALOUS!!!! lol

I love it.

Nixion Strange said...

They heard about the Rel... whatever ball (I can't spell anything...) and said "Ooookay... Remind me to never speak to those people"

Helena Ember Sky said...

WHAT?!

They insulted us about the Requiem? They're crazy.

Nixion Strange said...

This is stuck in my head more than Gangnam style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvJybdcYbI&feature=plcp

Drew O'Connor said...

Yeah jealous lol

Oh I started re-writing Dublin Daes...

I'm not sure about it lol

Helena Ember Sky said...

Why do you 'lol' so much Em? Chase does it too. I bet you're not really 'laughing out loud' so why do it? Sorry, just wondering.

YAY! Dublin Daes.

Drew O'Connor said...

I actually am laughing and if I'm not laughing I'm smiling

When I get really giddy or just a flurry of energy then I lol

Chase just does it because he THINKS he's funny when he's not...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Ah. Explains a lot. Many thanks.

Helena Ember Sky said...

OH! GUESS WHAT!

Nixion Strange said...

You ate a PB&J sandwhich without the J?!

Drew O'Connor said...

@Nix What are you on about?

What Hel??

Nixion Strange said...

I guessed...

Nixion Strange said...

Do you ever get that feeling of impending doom? I'm getting it right now...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Impending doom... Occasionally. But not right now.

Do you two know the Ruby Redfort series?

Drew O'Connor said...

Yes, every time I try to write I get a sense of impending doom.

Or it could be you! Your sending those vibes my way.

Nixion Strange said...

Never heard of Ruby Redfort, sorry

Helena Ember Sky said...

Clarice Bean? By Lauren Child?

Drew O'Connor said...

Nope never heard of them at all.

Nixion Strange said...

Sorry...

Helena Ember Sky said...

*groans* Well I won something to do with a very good book series.

Drew O'Connor said...

Well done!!!

Jophiel said...

I'm back! I happen to be wearing my Wenesday Addam's costume my mum got me from the op shop! I love it!

Oh! And Eliza and I go way back! We actually framed Sorrows into thinking she killed the detectives family! I did and Eliza wanted revenge so we tag teamed!
*Laughs*
She and the detective ate so mad at each other now!
*Laughs again*
I am so awesomely evil!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Thank you. It's the first time that I've ever won something.

Nixion Strange said...

I once won a hair dryer...

Congrads Hel!

Jophiel said...

Congrats my dearest Em! Scorn asks if you are feeling better. . .

Helena Ember Sky said...

Thanks Nix. I never win things, only earn them...

How did you win this hair dryer?

Jophiel said...

Does anyone else notice that I am here?
*Frowns*
Eliza said that once you said you worshipped the Faceless Ones no one would listen to me. . .

Nixion Strange said...

Raffle. I had a sprained ankle at the time, so I couldn't even go up to collect my prize
I've never won anything with my writing...

*bites lip*
If you guys had to pick any of my original idea (non fan-fic) stories, which one would it be?

Nixion Strange said...

I kinda have a rule that I don't say hi to people that didn't say bye last time they left

Drew O'Connor said...

I am here but I'm not here,

I'm being a big multi tasker today cause it's my little fella's birthday today.

Jophiel said...

It is because the computer shut down and I couldn't get Internet until now!
*Frowns, tears springing into eyes*
It wasn't my fault. . .

Jophiel said...

Happy birthday to little fella!

Helena Ember Sky said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LITTLE FELLA. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Nix, why do you want to know?

Death, for me it's just that you're annoying.

Nixion Strange said...

I don't mind, but it's still a rule I have

Happy B-Day to him!

Jophiel said...

What? How so?

@Nix see! Even she thinks so!

Drew O'Connor said...

I'm gonna go lads

I'll talk to you later

Oh and Nix lol Operation Take Over Ireland, would love to see the rest of it!!!

BYE GUYS!!!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

*grins* Yep. I do. Though, you're okay sometimes.

Jophiel said...

See, this is what it is like at school. . . With me. . . Being the outcast. . .

Helena Ember Sky said...

See you Em!

Nixion Strange said...

Death, what did I tell you? Others opinions shouldn't affect you

Hel... well... I kinda want to get one published soon. Either that or get a job...

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Em!

But that's a fan-fic Em, so no

Jophiel said...

You guys don't sit on the far side of the lake where your always in plain sight and no one comes over, do you?

That is my life, in always there, but no one talks to me. . .

Nixion Strange said...

Yes, as a matter of fact, I mostly do Death

Jophiel said...

@Nix it doesn't happen

Helena Ember Sky said...

Nix, why not both? A job and a publishing deal. Perfect.

Death, I annoy everyone in my school. ALL THE TIME. But it's hilarious. Don't take it the wrong way if I say that you're annoying. Annoying's occasionally brilliant fun!

Nixion Strange said...

What doesn't happen?

Nixion Strange said...

Because I don't want a job! I don't want to get anything published until I've got it perfected either, but meh...

Jophiel said...

I don't have any friends at school. . .

Nixion Strange said...

Death, for about... 8 years of my life, I didn't either

Jophiel said...

Other opinions do affect me no matter what I do

Helena Ember Sky said...

I never said that I only annoy my friends.

Nix, my aunt's an editor. I could contact her...

Helena Ember Sky said...
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Nixion Strange said...

I'd worry about writing it before getting it published, but thanks

Helena Ember Sky said...

No worries. Contact me though if you need an editor. You know my e-mail.

Jophiel said...

Well, I still don't have any friends except you guys and you think I am annoying. . .

I am just an average girl, no magical powers and I haven't met Eliza, dexter, billy-ray... No one!

No! I am under average! I am a retard!

Nixion Strange said...

Death, friends are overrated, let me tell you now.
You have an obligation to spend time with them once you're their friend, to act nicely, even if they don't do it back. One slip up and you're toast with them.
I wish I didn't have any friends. They're dragging my down

Nixion Strange said...

Friends are not like the people you meet here. They're more like the people you meet on YouTube

Nixion Strange said...

msd

Jophiel said...

I want friends, ones who I can laugh with. . . I am emotionally like Wenesday Addam. I never smile nor laugh even if I saw I laugh on here!

Nixion Strange said...

I never laugh. Not with my friends, not here, not ever

Jophiel said...

At least you have friends. . .

Nixion Strange said...

Death! What did I just say?!
I wish I didn't have friends. I really do

Helena Ember Sky said...

I laugh AT people. Not with them. Death and Nix, friends are great but you don't have to be nice to them. I'm certainly not nice to some of my friends but they don't mind. They know that that's how I am. Your friends shouldn't be a burden, they should share any burdens you carry. If you feel the need to be nice to your friends, they aren't very good friends.

Nixion Strange said...

Why was that also directed to me?

Jophiel said...

No, you don't. Not having friends is the worst thing imaginable!

I am leaving! I have tears running down my face!
Bye!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Your friends are 'dragging you down'? That's why.
I have to go to dinner now. Bye!

Jophiel said...

Wait no, forget I said bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Seriously, you don't listen to what I say
I didn't have friends for 8 years. Now I have friends. I wish I could go back to not having friends

Nixion Strange said...

Helena, you're lucky. You found good people
Around here? I'm with the best people, and they're still not very good. Most of the school is on drugs, people I just don't get along with and the group I'm with

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, and my definition of treating friends good is not hurting them too much

Jophiel said...

'These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which as they kiss, consume.'


Romeo and Juliet
Act II scene VI

Jophiel said...

Oh, and no one ever befriends a goth

Nixion Strange said...

No one ever befriends a fat tallentless idiot either. So I changed myself, and I regret it

Jophiel said...

Romeo and Juliet
Act II Scene VI

Nixion Strange said...

Yes, but why did you put it there?

Jophiel said...

Nix, I didn't see any fat idiots at the Melbourne signing. There were nice smart nice looking guys there! I was the goth in the fur jacket

Jophiel said...

Because we are arguing and it is going to end badly

Nixion Strange said...

I was the guy in the green jacket with the big backpack that I used to make myself look thinner
Also, I'll admit I've been slightly sliming down...

Nixion Strange said...

I'm not arguing
If you think this is arguing, you haven't really argued

Jophiel said...

I saw you then! And you were not fat! If I admit, you actually caught my eye a few times. . . Your really cute! THERE! I SAID IT!

Nixion Strange said...

Really?
How many books was I carrying in my hands in ther que?

Jophiel said...

It was almost a month ago! I don't pay attention with things that are that long ago!

Nixion Strange said...

But you remember the guy in a green jacket? That's it?

Jophiel said...

Yes! I do! I glanced at him a few times! Or should I say you?

Nixion Strange said...

But... nothing more?

Jophiel said...

I just saw you, god! I am leaving! Not bye!

*Growls*

Helena Ember Sky said...

I've never met you and I know that you're cute. I've known since I met you.

Nixion Strange said...

Really? They guy with the thick brown hair and the almost hunched over back and the strange walk I have no idea why I walk like?

Helena Ember Sky said...

This is depressing: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glanceview/255531/40-species-that-could-disappear.glance

Nixion Strange said...

I suppose...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Panthers, beware of panthers.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Oh, poor me, first comment.

Helena Ember Sky said...

I'll only do a dedication if more people come on.

Helena Ember Sky said...

LALALA

Helena Ember Sky said...

Because everytime you see them happy, you remember how sad they'll be and it breaks your heart. Because what's the point of being happy, if they're going to be sad later? The answer is, they're going to be sad later.

Helena Ember Sky said...

*of course

Nixion Strange said...

I'm all depressed now

Helena Ember Sky said...

This Christmas is going to be the best Christmas ever.

Helena Ember Sky said...

*skips up to Nix* Why?

Nixion Strange said...

Just am

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hm. Interesting.

Who are you? Really, who are you?

Nixion Strange said...

*frowns*
I've been charging my laptop for three hours and it won't go over 26%
Whatever. bbs

Helena Ember Sky said...

Sometime or soon?

Helena Ember Sky said...

To anyone that comes on, I'm here. Just say hi.

Nixion Strange said...

Change it to later
Bye!

Helena Ember Sky said...

See you Nix.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Anyone? No one?

Jophiel said...

People don't like me because I am a jerk!

Helena Ember Sky said...

DEATH! *bear hugs*

Jophiel said...

Hey, I had to eat

Helena Ember Sky said...

As did I.

Jophiel said...

Hmm. . . I hate myself sometimes! I such a jerk!

Helena Ember Sky said...

If you say so...

Jophiel said...

I am! People don't like me because I will say something funny and they will think it means something else and tease me about it. I'm also called the vampire girl or vampy or Danni the fanny! I an a jerk! I just wish I could erase myself! Just go back in time and do different things! Chose not to read twilight, chose not to go to gvgs! God! Please! Erase me! Golden God! Erase me!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Why are you sounding like a Dalek now?

Jophiel said...

Nix, if you see this. . . I just want to apoligise for being such a jerk! Please forgive me!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Check your e-mail now please.

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