Monday, September 10, 2012

Brief Respite

My face is sore. I'm not used to smiling this much. I think I need a lie down.

I'm back home for a bit before my last weekend away, and I've spent today wandering around the house staring blankly at things. It's only when I'm back for a few days that I start to decompress and behave normally, so it looks like I'll have to wait a while for that to happen...

My few days in Ireland were awesome, as usual. I signed in Dublin, Kildare, Kilkenny, Drogheda and Cork. The Cork signing was probably the longest, because I haven't been there in a while, but everywhere there were enthusiastic readers laden down with books. Some truly bizarre and cool people.

Then I had a few days off before my event at the Mountains to the Sea festival, where I chatted on stage with Dave from Eason bookshops about movies that have influenced the series, and we even got to show clips.

Dave showed bits from Starship Troopers (awesome!) and A Nightmare Before Christmas (amazing!) and It's a Wonderful Life (uhm... what?)

I showed a few trailers for a few things, but I don't think I'll tell you what they were... In fact, it might make an interesting blog post, discussing these movies and showing clips... Oh goody, I've worked out what I'm going to be talking about next time!

I headed over to the UK on Friday- just in time to experience the heat- where I signed in Southampton, Bournemouth, Dulwich and Bluewater in London. Last year, I was signing in Bluewater for four hours. I figured there was no way I'd be signing for any more than that this time. Five hours later, I had changed my tune. From people coming in costume- I'm thinking of a skeleton morph suit in particular here-


to people who had made their own Skulduggery T-shirts (and a certain tall blonde with the most awesome T-shirt ever, festooned as it was with lines from the books)-




there was no chance of my smile ever dipping. It's the sheer enthusiasm and energy of the people who turn up to get their books signed that energises me every single time.

And the hugs...



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Uilliam Kinsella said...

Quizzers

Jophiel said...

Sir, you like fencing, puns, blah, puns, blah x 2 , puns, blah x 3 and puns!

Sir said...

I was about to ask how a person could be a quiz. A puzzle, yes. An enigma, certainly. A mystery, well that's basically a guarantee. But a quiz?

Jophiel said...

So, how many hours a of sleep are you supposed to get a night???

Sir said...

More than 8.

Jophiel said...

*Mentally screaming and shimmers away* *Tiny diamonds are left behind*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Eight is the average.

Sir said...

Aaaah. That explains a lot.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Death? You still here? Death?

Sir said...

Actually, it doesn't. But I'll go with it.

Jophiel said...

*Thinks, 'okay, it is 12:19am here so, I have to do the maths and wake up at seven... Okay, I am getting less then seven hours a night'*

Sir said...

So you turned into diamonds because you did math? Or are the diamonds doing math?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I get 8 hours exactly from ten o'clock to six o'clock.

Jophiel said...

* Appears back at the cave* *Mental screams through everyone's heads*

Jophiel said...

The diamonds appear after I shimmer away

Sir said...

What a good thing that sharks don't have brains. That's a scientific fact, everyone. Don't believe Google, it's a conspiracy.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* plugs in headphones and plays terrible things while looking for Death*

Eve the ROCK said...

Inside voices, Death :P

Jophiel said...

Sir, that means you are stupid

Ruth Less said...

Hey Mr. L
Doubtful you're actually reading this (I wouldn't, I'd just bask in the number of comments) but I had to comment on the Doctor Who fez reference when Scapegrace was in a jar. It made me do that ''shoulder-tense-face-scrunch-make-a-squeaky-noise'' thing. Like if a 12 year old girl met Johnny Depp. Or if I met Johnny Depp. I digress.
Glad to know you got the Doctor in there. Keep on writing!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hah, it actually does. Hey Eve.

Jophiel said...

They are inside! Inside your head!
*Sinks to knees* *Screams reach a new pitch*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hello WeeTerror.

Jophiel said...

*Starts pulling hair out*

Sir said...

A lack of a brain doesn't mean I'm stupid. Would you call a Jellyfish stupid?

Would you call Scapegrace's old head stupid? No, because it's dead. I rest my case.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* gives death a hug *

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I would call a Jellyfish stupid * continues to hug death*

Sir said...

But Eden, I wasn't talking to you.

Eve the ROCK said...

Is it just me, or is the music that plays in the ads for the Julian Assange story really sad? I get tears when I hear it :P

Jophiel said...

Scapegrace is stupid, a jelly fish is stupid, it gets fooled for a plastic bag and then other animals eat the plastic bag beside it! Haven't you ever heard of evolving?

Sir said...

Just because I can interrupt conversations stylishly doesn't give you the excuse to try that as well.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Well considering the person you are talking to is screaming,
Im the only one who's going to answer.

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Eden gingerly* *Sighs*

Stupid big words!

Eve the ROCK said...

You're not stupid Sir. But bringing Scaoegrace into the conversation doesn't help your argument :P He is quite stupid.

Sir said...

I wasn't TALKING about him. I'm talking about the old head. Leftovers, if you will

Jophiel said...

*Screams turn into an annoying buzz in everyone's heads*

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay Sir :( *waddles away*

Sir said...

A buzz? My word...

To infinity and... Wait, never mind.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Okay, but I wonder who would want to eat it?

Lola Shallow Heart said...

Hows everyone?

Sir said...

A vulture, perhaps. A very starving vulture.

Jophiel said...

*Screams start louder again* *Eyes start glowing red*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

*hugs death * * wonders why she keeps screaming*

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm pretty goose, Lola, how are you?

Phoebe said...

Hey everyone!

* hands out Valsnacks * How you all doing?

Sir said...

Eve, if we don't fix Death, your goose will be cooked.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* starts to hum here I am by Brian Adams*

Jophiel said...

EDEN! HELP ME!

*Falls to the ground, screams deafening and eyes glowing a deep red*

Lola Shallow Heart said...

Trying to write a poem!! not raelly workin though!

Sir said...

Now then. She has all the signs of a living plot point. Red eyes, screaming, valuable rocks coming out of her when she teleports. Maybe it has to do with the cave?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hey Phoebe how come you took Calidae out of your name.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Phoeb!


*looks at Death screaming* She'll be fine.

Phoebe said...

Oops. Just realised that.

Better? I think so. :D

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Maybe sir, maybe
* is completely bewildered by deaths condition*

Sir said...

I was more worried about the state of everyone's ears and brains, to be honest.

NOM Ominous said...

the cave: A dark place made of rocks and mud and sharks where evil monsters that just fit sleep.

Ruth Less said...

(Used to be Wee Terror)
Hey Eden.

Sir said...

Oh goodie. Let us go wake something up.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* rubs chin*

Jophiel said...

*Screaming at the top of lungs*

HELP ME EDEN!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hey Ruth.

Sir said...

*flipper slap*

Lola Shallow Heart said...

Hey Phoeb!!!

*crunching on valsnacks*

Sir said...

Get a hold of yourself!

Ruth Less said...

Why is Rose dying?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

*runs chin again*

NOM Ominous said...

Shouldn't we go to the bathroom first? Or should we wait till we get there?

Jophiel said...

*Screams louder*

EDEN! IT'S COMING!

Sir said...

You should have gone before I left.

Eve the ROCK said...

*looks at everyone's bleeding ears* We'll be fine.

Ruth Less, I see what you did there ;)

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hmm * thinks*

Phoebe said...

Hmmm. We're all screaming. This should be fun...

Lola Shallow Heart said...

Same Eve! Very cool Ruth!

NOM Ominous said...

hahahahah

NOM Ominous said...

hahahahah

Ruth Less said...

I try, Eve. I try ;D

Sir said...

Poor Death. Maybe we should just run away before whatever entity approaches comes out?

Lola Shallow Heart said...

THis is very funny everyones having different conversations!!

Jophiel said...

*Screams*

LEAVE BEFORE IT GETS HERE!

Eve the ROCK said...

Phoeb, it's actually just Death who's screaming, but it's do loud you think the whole of China is screaming with her :P

NOM Ominous said...

WHYYYY!!!!

NOM Ominous said...

WHYYYY!!!!

NOM Ominous said...

WHYYYY!!!!

NOM Ominous said...

WHYYYY!!!!

NOM Ominous said...

WHYYYY!!!!

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