You lucky, lucky people...
I am, of course, referring to those Minions who talk with those funny accents. A full 36 days before the rest of us, Kingdom of the Wicked is now available in Australia and New Zealand.
The normal rules apply. No Spoilers. None. None whatsoever. There's not even going to be spoiler zone Blog post for you to discuss it in secret- not until it's available in Ireland and the UK. You're just going to have to keep it to yourself and off the internet for 36 days. That is your punishment for getting it early...
And you have it SO early that not even I have a copy. How is THAT fair?
In other news...
A new school-type event is now listed in the Sydney section of the tour schedule below. If you want to get involved... er... I dunno what you have to do... Get your school to register, or something?
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«Oldest ‹Older 1001 – 1200 of 4815 Newer› Newest»And to you Flame! Hello!*hugs*
Good lord, Sir Rein. How difficult it is to be polite.
Well then, it appear my sharky gentlemanlyness has attracted many members of the blog, as it very well should.
oh and ,hello
Hey Flame
oh god this passes the line in bigheadedness
*coughs on water* shark... manliness? *laughs again*
Hi Flame!
I am inky, Adra. AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY TURN ON PLEASANT DAES. :)
And I want to read Gone. It's calling to me.
What a shame that you do not have gills, as I now do.
I suppose you are jealous. Ah well, that is to be expected.
Lol, I'm having a confusing conversation with cleverbot
oh my when did rein get soooo modest
In your dreams, sharkboy.
*throws off monocle and top hat*
I CAN'T WAIT EITHER, STAR!!!! I'm sooo excited for Lynx to write chapter 4.... and then on through everyone.
Most likely when I first placed my first top hat and monocle on.
haha cleverbot u do that too soo funny right!
haha cleverbot u do that too soo funny right!
*laughs at Yugi* Ah, sarcasm :P
Nix- lol believe me, it's happened to me before.
It's hard to say if I'm confusing it or vise versia
I think it's a bit of effort from both sides :P
It is easy to confuse cleverbot. In only a few sentence I got it to admit that it is male, female, an alien, and the author of The Cow who Jumped Over the Moon.
woah im writing on this blog listening to death bringer adn watch ing a movie all at once
*sentences
Versia? Did S decide that I was her best friend so now they're inseparatable, or summat?
SIR REIN MADE A SPELLING MISTAKE????*gasp*
THE HORROR!
Nice, Yugi
Actually, it was a omitting mistake.
I omitted a "s" from the word "sentences"
haha yep thats a new one
Shame on you, Sir Rein. The poor "s"
Honetly, it' my leat favourite word to ue in a entance.
The S couldn't have been in the word sentences coz there wasn't an I next to it!
poor poor s completely neglected
Ahhhh I see what you did there ;P
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Are you about to blow up?
Because I'm still underwater.
No. I'm not. There was a snake.
Oh, good. Can I have it's blood?
ARGH! A SNAKE! *blows up*
oh noo i just cleaned the place
LOL, Star!
And uh. Sure???
*throws snake at Sir- Reinshark*
Lately, I have been considering something. Perhaps I could gather a group of the most extraordinary and well-dressed gentlemen in the world to form a group. We would fight all manner of goodness in the world, naturally.
And of course, most of us would be penguins.
*is a puddle of ink on the floor*
Could someone put Star in a bottle and throw her in the ocean?
well u keep pursueing that dream
well u keep pursueing that dream
*envies Star*
Good God, man. PENGUINS?
stop repeating
If you do that Sir, I'll make a group for the violent
We certainly would clash quite a bit then, but I think that the penguins would be able to overpower you.
After all, who would hit a penguin?
*cheers* violenceeee!!!!
Me. I've killed animals from penguins to pandas
oh well then we'll just get some seals to eat them
Sharks and penguins. I'd be surprised if you don't kill them after five minutes.
Really? Pandas? Why would you do that, they make GREAT sweatshop workers! After all, they do have two thumbs on each hand.
Of course, penguins are NATURALLY the most well-dressed beings in the world. *sarcasm* They ALWAYS wear clothes.
Honestly Star, why are you talking? You're still a puddle of ink on the floor.
And they keep their shoes nice and shiny
animal cruelty ahhhh someone call the police the aspca anyone
XP
penguins have very nice fur suits
Well, I'm going to warn you in advance. I wouldn't go swimming in the oceans, or any deep lakes either.
Dear Lord.... *headdesk*
AND SIR REIN! How dare you be RUDE.
I will, and I'll kill anything that attacks me, or looks at me
I gotta end this video
Brofist?
Byeeee!
Me? Rude? I do not think so. For you may notice, the post was a VERY noble warning to all who oppose me. Indeed, I helped you all.
Bye Nix!!!!!! *hugs*
No, rude to poor Star!!!
Farewell Nix. May you bring back good tiding with you when you return.
we are getting violent aren't we
bye Nix nice meeting you
How DARE you assume puddles can't talk? I mean, I'm always ink, and I'm often on the floor, so why should being a puddle stop me talking?
Well, all I really did was say the truth, that she was a puddle of ink on the floor, and I was puzzled and asked her how she was even talking.
That is all, Adrasdos. I do think you should get some more rest, for you seem to be hypersensitive to all that is around you.
Fours Nix!
Atta girl!!! *ties mustache-shark-Sir-Rein- to a balloon-chair*
how very right you are
and if you were curious, you might've said "how are you talking" not "why are you talking"...
Sorry, I just looked slightly more than a little bit rude to me
*snaps open ropes with enormous teeth*
Did you know the average amount of teeth a great white shark has? 230 teeth total, spread out in 5 rows, with 3000 replaceable teeth at a time.
nice use of google
It's there for a reason, Yugi.
Is that a threat, or a random fact???
If the former, than I have a scythe.
if the latter, then sharks must have a good dentist.
I'm not trying to impress, only to inform.
Woah. Impressive.
But can those teeth of yours bite puddles of ink?
...
Hoohoohoohoo! Goodbye, Batman!
*flies away*
ahh okay i believe u
*laughs* impress... Hah.
*ties Sir Rein to balloon chair with shark-approved rope*
*laughs* And my "impressive" comment just HAD to appear after your "don't mean to impress" one,. . .
Too late, I'm already in the Stratosphere.
aghhh he got away again adrasdos
*flies up next to Sir Reinshark in another balloon chair*
I can't wait until the balloons die. FUUUUUUUUNNNN
*eats your balloons*
Goodbye again, Batman!
And don't you know, I'm not flying with balloons!
I'm just flapping my fins, flying like all other sharks do. My word, Adrasdos, did you not take Biology?
alright adra u get the front i got the back
No! That's next year! :P
Good Lord *flies next to Sir Rein*
you're a weird person, I realize
Are you children fighting again?! lol
Shark, actually.
Well, Emerald, I will admit I started it, by attempting to water board Adrasdos and King Yugi.
But on the bright side, I am now a flying, gentleman shark.
weirdness is something that has no remedy
EMMMMM!!!!! *tackle hugs*
*climbs on her back*
HELLO!!!!
Apples and pears, Sir Rein
You can be a child AND a shark. You can be a shark-child.
SHARKBOY!
Actually, there's a reason it's called gentleMAN. Even though I'm still a shark. This is getting strange, sometimes I wish I was a mustache again.
Its decided your a sharkman then
No. Still a sharkboy :P
Well, I was originally a mustache, so I'd be a... Sharkmustache? Which is even stranger, because my avatar has a distinct lack of a mustache.
My LORD this is getting confusing.
sharkboy got it
You're a gentleshark. :)
*looks nervously at Sir's teeth* I hope you ARE a gentle kind of shark . . .
thank goodness for the faceless ones... wow did i just say that
Good GOD. *stands up, still flying*
YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED!!!
You know, you're floating in midair, talking to a great white shark in gentleman's attire about stopping his evil plans? Well, I have a surprise.
*laser beam shooter comes out from forehead*
I remember! :/
*hopes Sir's plan don't include GIANT SPACE ROBOTS*
AWW CRAP! *dodges laser and kicks Sir Rein in the face*
Ouch.
*slaps Adrasdos with fin*
What are you doing? I ate your balloons a long time ago. You should probably fall now.
*Hits the top of Adrados' head with tail fin*
dont worry balloons appear out of thin air very easily
HEY!!!! *Kicks flying shark in the side, and pulls out a few teeth. And by "a few" I mean 100.*
And I am an elemental. I can fly
Fine then, you pull out my teeth, I pull out yours.
*pulls out 32 teeth*
Hm... Do you happen to have 68 more teeth somewhere else? Oh well. You probably can't fall.
*falls*
oohhh ouch shark teeth are very usefull
*gives Sir a Free Dentist's appointments token* Will this be useful at all?
Not really. I've got at least 2900 teeth in reserve.
make sure to brush and floss 3 times a day
*screams*
*teeth regrow painfully*
*lands on the ground*
*glowers*
*kicks the shark into the sand*
EM!!! I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!!! QUIT STALKING US!!! :P
*shrugs and offers token to Adra instead*
*swan dives into water*
Olympic judges, several thousand miles away in London, still hold up three 10s.
eeekkkk soo muh bloood and wheres there blood theres a ... a .... SHARK
lol
I'm watching Raa Raa with Ciaran
I still don't know what all these shows are, Em :P
AND OH NO. 0.0
I'm so proud that my cpuntry's hosting the Olympics. :)
It's surreal to think of it all happening just five hours or so away from me.
*screams, and runs out of the landing zone, wielding a stick*
What happened to your scythe? Oh wait. I'm a bloodthirsty monster right now.
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*Flies after Adrasdos*
KKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!*hugs back*
Hahaha Star, it's about 5000 miles away for meeee
*laughs*
NOOOOO! NOT CAVIAR!!!!! *blows up warehouse full of caviar*
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*runs down the beach*
Hi Kal!
*lands on Adrasdos*
Belly flopped!
AHHH!!!*is smashed by giant shark*
*muffled* oh my GAWD
*stabs upward with stick*
run adra ruuunnnnnnn come here i got a shark proof safe house ruuuuun
*bites stick*
Bleh.
*backs up a bit, and starts biting into the arm of Adrasdos.*
noooo TOO LATER my friend WHHYYY *cries* WHYYYY such a cruel cruel world
I can't I'm SQUISHED.
Munch.
OW. YOU LITTLE-
*kicks shark*
*jumps up, and runs into the woods, arm bleeding*
waaaaaa nooo how dare u YOU HAVE JUST MADE AN ENEMY REIN PREPARE FOR REVENGE
WHAT YOUR ALIVE YAYAYAY GO ADRA GOOO
I'll burn your tea garden to the ground if you come one step closer. As a SHARK.
no u wont't army of velociraptors ATTAACKK
Yugi, it's okay. I've fought sharks before. A lot. I also die.
A lot :P I die at least once a day. And whenever Val comes on we try to murder each other....
*steps out of trees*
HEYYYY DON'T KILL HER! *wields boulder*
*throws it*
Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom.
I just realized. This is a lot like Pacman.
Whatever.
*chases after Adrasdos*
NO KALLIE NOOOO
*eats boulder*
Hm. By the time this is over I won't have room in my stomach for you, Adrasdos. Whatever, I'll just store you underwater.
Bbl.
RUUNN *gets the pocorn and lawn chair* RUUNN
*breathes out.* THANK GOD
*runs again* stupid sharks....
I'd like to dedicate this page... to... Food. Because I really want some. *wanders off to get some chips*
Ah. And The Golden God, because he is epic.
*raises glass* hear hear
*eats glass*
I thought you'd learn by now. I WILL CONSUME ALL!
want some popcorn
*eyes widen* *pokes Sir Rein in the eyes*
NEVER!!!! NOT ON MY WATCH!
haha dis gonna be good
But we're on Earth. Not on your watch. *eats watch*
Yes... *frowns, doubting* of course.
LOL You say you love him in all caps all the time!!!!
Hah. Yugi, you have no idea :P this happens all the time :D
Em. I know you're still there
*face palm* did he ust say that
OI! THAT WAS ROLEX!
Good GOD Caelan sounds stupid.
I'll eat him RIGHT after you, don't worry.
Wait, do worry. It's funny to see people worry and cry before they're eaten.
Damn it lol
Your getting better Adra lol
ugh i'd hate to talk with u guys everyday i think i'd lose my mind
Me? Worry and cry? HELLOOOO Val ate my arm once.
Wait- twice.
Three times.
I'm used to it
Oh good, so you're not going to worry and struggle? Thanks, that makes it SOOOOO much easier to eat you.
Ah don't worry, it was no problem!
I'm still going to eat you, though.
*runs through portal*
And Kallie! Your story is amazing!!!
*uses Adrasdos Tracker 9001 to find where Adrasdos is*
Come to me, my penguin minions!
We're going on an Adrasdos hunt!
Thanks Yugi. APPRECIATE IT. :P
And yeah. Em. I am pretty slick ;J
And Kallie- yes. We know :D
AWW GODDAMN.
Thanks for your blood, again.
If you hadn't stolen MY teeth, then I wouldn't have stolen yours, so you wouldn't have bled everywhere, and I wouldn't have gone psycho on you. So really, this is your fault.
bye guys thanks so much for making my first chat the best i gtg thanks for introducing me this adra your the best bye guys I WILL BE BACK
BYE YUGI!!!! TTYL!!! *hugs*
*curses herself* of course it is*
*hides in a secret place, convinced they wont ever find me*
*bursts into secret place with penguin army*
Your secret place is...
A smoothie shop? Hm.
*throws empty smoothie cup at sharkboy*
GO AWAY!!!! *goes through another portal*
*eats smoothie cup and uses tracker again*
The moon again? Talk about unoriginal...
Not just ANY moon. Deimos.
*portal-jumps to...*
Xenon 5. That's new.
Sharkmustache...Man..Boy...Gentle... Whatever, AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*Flies*
*still can't believe of flying sharks*
*runs along the forest, where trees were purple with silver leaves*
Honestly. You didn't think that someone in black wouldn't stand up in a forest of purple and silver?
*descends, shadow moving right onto you*
I did. I wear black.
*summons flames*
And I chose this spot, because I found it dramatic.
Oh. Ok. Well, SECOND BELLY FLOP!
*lands*
*portals away, sitting on the shark*
Ah.
You seem to have forgotten that bit.
I CAN PORTAL.
And I know how to do an aileron roll.
*rolls, crushing Adrasdos*
Hmmmmmmmmm.
I am bored.com and I see that Adra is getting impatient lol
Ah. Well... now you're on your back, so...
*grabs root from ground, and pulls herself out from under the shark*
Oh my God. You weigh a ton
I'm a great white shark. OF COURSE I WEIGHT A LOT. Well, only one thing to do.
*breaths fire, setting everything around on fire*
weigh*
you're KIDDING ME.
*dodges falling flaming tree*
Lol glad you're enjoying this, Kallie.
And Em- for WHAT
Why would I ever kid you? I don't even HAVE any baby goats, I already ate them all.
*blinks*
uh... *run through flaming forest, dodging fire balls and trees*
Fine then.
*flies up, and breaths fire on most of the forest*
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *jumps into water, trying to get from the flames*
Wait... You did NOT just jump into water. I'M A SHARK.
Ah well.
*follows you into the water*
She's getting impatient for Chapter 14 lol
I just can't handle the public demand
*realizes*
*jumps out the other side, creating a giant wave of water, dousing the flames so she has a path to get to the city*
*runs under a streetlamp, looking back.*
*runs into the darkness*
*lifts street lamp from the ground, and throws it like a javelin at Adrasdos*
Man, it would be PAINFUL if she was skewered by that.
Lads your getting very violent indeed lol
Still a shark, not a lad.
*lamp misses and hits an innocent bystander, Emerald Melody*
YOU MISSED SHARKBOY!
*rounds corner*
Really? Do you want me to burn the city down, just to get you? Fine...
But first, I'm going to eat this innocent bystander that I hit.
YAYYYYY EM CAKES!!!!
And IF YOU BURN DOWN THIS CITY I WILL TURN YOU INTO A DISH SERVED AT EMERILS.
SO HELP ME GOD.
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