You lucky, lucky people...
I am, of course, referring to those Minions who talk with those funny accents. A full 36 days before the rest of us, Kingdom of the Wicked is now available in Australia and New Zealand.
The normal rules apply. No Spoilers. None. None whatsoever. There's not even going to be spoiler zone Blog post for you to discuss it in secret- not until it's available in Ireland and the UK. You're just going to have to keep it to yourself and off the internet for 36 days. That is your punishment for getting it early...
And you have it SO early that not even I have a copy. How is THAT fair?
In other news...
A new school-type event is now listed in the Sydney section of the tour schedule below. If you want to get involved... er... I dunno what you have to do... Get your school to register, or something?
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I'm getting more and more people to read Skulduggery. They all love it, of course, and it's great, but.... I just know that one of them will find this blog, start talking here.... This was supposed to be MY place. My escape from the real world. Kinda. It would feel wrong if someone from school was here. I would start thinking of them as some kind of intruder.
*buries face in hands* Oh god, it better not be Brisna who comes here....although she's the most likely..... Uggggghhhhhhh
The time in kiwi-a-gogo is 8.00pm
Hi Eve! It can't be any worse than Carrie, I still haven't forgiven her.
ITS LIKE 9 HERE!
Eve, just never get them to Google Derek Landy or Skulduggery Pleasant
im trying to get people to read SP, they wont
i wonder why...
*thinks*
*grins*
oh yeah, they think theyll end up like me, completely obsessed
IKR I really DO NOT want any of my friends to go on this because it would ruin the magic. And sometimes my friends copy me WHICH I HATE!
Ummm Selena are you sure your clock is right???
Bye, I have to go
What did Carrie do, Lynxia?
Miss, I can't just GET them to not look it up. They're nowhere near as obsessed as me or you guys, but there are bound to be people who want to find out about the new books or something. And Person (Brisna) is ALWAYS searching up stuff about Skulduggery Pleasant just to test me. She's so annoying. I would hate it if she came here. Promise me you'll shun her if she ever arrives :P
Bye Selena!
I kinda took a guess at the time, and same with all of you, I like to be freeeee here BYE!
K byeeeeeeeee! See you at school!
I. NEED. TO. DO. HOMEWORK.
Goodbye! (for real) :''''''(
Bye Selena!
Never mind Eve, it doesn't matter.
So Lynx, what are you gonna do for the next chapter?
Okay then...
bye Selena!
Eve, will do
if she comes...
I don't stop pestering people until they read SP... And I like to talk. Which means lots of people like SP.
Personally, there's a few people who I think would be fun to come on here, that way they would believe me when I tell them what happens here...
Examples of things no one in the real world understands:
-Blood samples from Eve
-The importance of when Derek talks to you
-Murdering robot mustaches
-Attempting to marry the Doctor
-Going on about Skulduggery in the most ridiculous ways possible
And the list goes on....
Next chapter? I'm writing it? Oh... Did not know that.
Oh and Em, another point, Rätsel is also called 'Guardian of Riddles' so I was thinking that might creep out Drew if he says he's a guardian.
Hi Val!!
i know Val!!
my friends know that ive blogspeaken to with Derek
its pretty cool
i think people dont read SP when i tell them to because i talk TOO much
Hi Lynxia! I've been here, just wandering off...
Oooh that's a good idea Lynx, I like that
And yeah me and Nix organised the blog yesterday so make sure you read the posts so you understand what's going on.
I got creeped out from playing this game yesterday, I shouldn't be playing it. *carries on playing*
I already read them Em, so am I doing the next chapter? Right, I'll bring in Rätsel. I have a feeling at least one person is going to make fun of his robes.
Yeah... I only told one of my best friends about this place.. She doesn't get a lot of it, but she understands how awesome it is to have Derek Landy actually TALK to you. I wish I could brag about it to everyone, but that would raise a lot of questions, like: "You spoke to him? I want to! How did you speak to him??", then they'd find out about this place, and so forth
Yep it's your turn Lynx :)
Make us proud.
Oh damn... OK, I'll start now.
my friend knows that im on here and theyve read SP
but they dont want to come on here...
im not sure if they know ive spoken to Derek...
...speaking of which, Derek hasnt blogspoken in a while
My friends know every time Derek says anything because I freak out and run into a wall in my moment of screaming.
This isn't going very well, Em.
O_O
You will never guess what Zath just asked. 'Who is Loki?'!!!!! AGGGGRRRHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sighs*
i have to go now
im going to buy glitterrrrrrrrrr
byeeeeee alllllll!!!!
Bye Missy!!!!
How could someone not know who Loki is?!
I have no idea!! I've got my outfit sorted now and I'm very proud of it! Even if it is just painted cardboard!
Okay, I'm on some website with pictures of things and I found a picture of a Dalek.
The caption underneath:
Exsanguinate!
My interpretation:
ExSANGUINEate!
It actually had nothing to do with SP, but it said SANGUINE!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Em, I've finished the chapter and it's saved as a draft so you can read it now. it's sssoooooooooooooooo bad!!
msd
Hey Nix!
Oh, that worked. Huh
What worked?
There's a draft of the next chapter on Pleasant Dae. I wrote it so it's bad. Sorry!
The comment. My internet gave up half way through it. I've been waiting for 2 hours for the internet to work
Stupid internet. Tell it it's being stupid. I talk to my internet all the time.
Just gave up again
Where de draft?
On the Pleasant Dae blog.
Yeah it's on posts. I'll email it too.
Sent.
awwww yeahhhh! Was second in line at the book store to get my hands on KOTW. 2 o'clock starts for the win!
Sooooooo... anyone here?
I agree Ben, 2 o'clock starts are great if you're in line for something you want. Otherwise they suck.
I'm here but if I start screaming, it's because I'm playing Amnesia.
Hi Lynxia.
I want to play Amnesia.
I broke my arm. I need leaves.
Hey Gab! Yeah, you should. It's scary but awesome!! This and Slender are the best!!
Hey Hel!! You need to post the next chapter...! Otherwise I won't be able to read it for 2 weeks!!
Hi Helena.
I don't have money to buy Amnesia though :/
Maybe its for the best that I don't play Amnesia.
Stick to Slender, just as creepy and without the messed up custom stories. *is playing Small Horse custom* This one is messed up.
I NEED NUMBING LEAVES!
How's you break your arm?
*How'd
Touch footy. Meant to be a non-contact sport!
Never broke a bone so I wouldn't know. Sounds painful though. Hope you get better soon!
It's the first time I've broken a bone. And thank you.
NO probs. I wish we had numbing leaves and stuff too. They'd be awesome!!
Okay, I think everyone is distant...
Wow, I hope you get better, Helena
* is hiding in iron maiden* Please don't see me, please don't see me...
*the monster is right behind me*
You can't see me, you can't see me. I'm safe in this spiky coffin thing. Pleas don't see me!
Thanks Gabriel, it's certainly a new sensation.
Is the Iron Maiden the coffin with the spikes inside?
Yeah, I'm still not out because the monster is still there. Oh God, move on already!! My sanity is dropping like a brick here!!
Scary...wow. TURN ALL THE LIGHTS OFF!!!
Jokes, you don't have to.
Hi people!
I now have a CLEAN bedroom :)
I dropped my phone last night and the battery fell out - I couldn't find the battery so I started completely tiding up my bedroom floor to find it. I FINALLY spotted it when my floor was almost clear, and since I hated to leave the job half done, I finished tidying up this morning. I NEVER tidy my room so I am SO proud of myself.
Also, LYNXIA'S LOKI HELMET IS AWESOMESAUCE! and I can't BELIEVE Zath's doesn't know who Loki is. Though admittedly, I would never have heard of him if not for Lynxia and L . . .
Thirdly, PLEASEANT DAES IS SO COOL. I can't wait for my turn!
Lastly, MY NEW GONE BOOKS ARE KILLING ME. I have the whole series now and I'm DESPERATE to read it, but I want to save my Gones for when we go in holiday. It's so annoying.
Hi Star!
No, I would not do that! He just went out because he'd gone then there was these stairs. I opened the door and another monster came out and started after me up these stairs and I had to jump down to the door. He then followed me into the room AGAIN and I had to do three things to unlock one door and he's STILL chasing me!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Agrh!! I'm running out of sanity potions!!
Fifthly, I MISS THE LAPTOP. Writing comments with my phone is so SLOW.
Hi.
Wow, that was LONG . . .
Hey Star! Thanks, the helmet could have been better though. If I had Facebook this is what my status would be 'Is currently scaring herself shitless'.
Star! Hello *winces in pain*
Won't be here long, we're going out soon . . . :(
Lol. Do you want me to post that for you, Lynxia?
"Lynxia is currently scaring herself shitless."
Hi Heck! Ouch. *sucks in breath*
Sounds painful. I remember when my brother broke his arm. It was horrible for him at first but after a while you barely notice your arm"s broken. Honest.
Sure Gab, people would get a kick out of it I'm sure.
OK Star!
*is still on Amnesia* STEPHANO!!!!! If you've seen PewDiePie's Amnesia vids, you'll know he carries around a little gold statue, I've started doing it too. It's comforting.
*laughs*
What?
*is carrying the statue* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1 RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow......you're tempting me to play that game..
I shall try and find a free version of that game!
It's not that good Gab, there used to be a sight where you could play it for free. It was the original though, not what I play.
Yeah...when I get money. I'll try and buy that game.
Distant. I have to try and finish my Geography Assignment for tomorrow.
And I gotta sort out my blogs.
Gtg nowwwww. :(
Bbl!
OK Gab!
bye Star!
*door explodes and monster comes out* OH FUC- *is dead*
GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!
Ole dole doff,
Kinke lane koff,
Koffe lane, binke bane,
Ole dole doff!
How to choose which path to take! ^^
Thanks Star! Bye Star! Sorry I'm so distant guys.
I don't think my blog needs sorting..
I hate geography. Wait.
That's not right. I hate my geography teacher. He keeps giving us homework and I'm not even going to take Geography next year.
Bye Star!
K Hel!
We drop subjects at the end of yr 8 so I've already ditched geography for a whole year. Best decision ever! That and getting someone in my class to install Amnesia at school. What we do in IT lessons, play a creepy video game.
Aww..I hate my school because we can't play any games. Except when you play an emulator. But the teacher can see what your doing from her own computer... -.-
We didn't have games until suddenly Amnesia appeared on the network... Our IT work is really easy so we can do it in like 5 mins then the rest is on Amnesia. Our teachers can't see what we're doing because our school is low budget and has a very old and crippled network.
I'm back-di-back-di-back
WB Eve!!
Hey Eve.
Hi Eve!
Okay then...--
Me gotta go now! bye guys!! *hugs*
Bye Lynxia!!
*screams* My ARM! *waves weakly* Bye Lynx. *hugs with right arm*
Sorry I vanished! Didn't think I had to leave so quick. Didn't even have time to say bye.
Anyway, now that I thought about it for a bit, I'm not that nervous about seeing The Dark Knight. I actually want to see it. Well, I DID want to see it, but I was nervous about going to a theater to watch it. Now my nervousness turned into excitement.
*looks at the time on the last comment*
Really? No one commented for about two hours?
Never mind. I gotta go anyway. Night!
Well, I'M still here.
Speaking of me still hear, I might disappear soon, warning
*blinks*
*hear
*stares*
...
*here
Is anyone still here?
I AMMMM
Hi Sir! Hi Adra!!
Hello!
Hello everyone!!! *hugs*
I'm listening to Death Bringer on audio book... *smile of glee* its good so farrr
Nooooooo! School photo day tomorrow...I have a really ugly smile, so i'm not smiling. I'll just....slightly smile. I'll twitch the corners of my mouth upwards a little bit. I can say cheese without smiling. I'm quite an advanced child.
Good for you. I am listening to the opening and closing fiddler piece from Fiddler on the Roof... Even though the instrument is a Scottish Violin.
Very well, Nixon. Still, how are you?
Well, it's better than not feeling at all.
true, Sir Rein... hey Nix!!!*hugs*
*sticks out tongue* Skulduggery's voice isn't as cool as it was in book 2 audiobook...
Hi Nix!
How can it be cool? It has no temperature, it's a voice.
But onto more important things. Don't you hate it when you put a delicious, right out of the oven muffin down, just for one second, and have it disappear?
I do not like SP auidiobooks. Val sounds weird
That's never happened to me before, Sir. I know what's mine and it stays that way. ALWAYS. No one has dared to steal from me!
She does... Skulduggery is the main reason why I listen. :P
Hah. Sir Rein. Uh.... *backs away slowly*
*gets out bucket and rope*
I hope it wasn't YOU who stole my muffin...
water board??? 0_0 uh, please tell me that you mean the thing that people stand on, being pulled from a boat
*runs away with muffin*
YOULL NEVER GET IT BACK!!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
*lassos Adrasdos*
Now then, since you're new too this, I'll explain it as I go. First, we tie you upside down. Then, I let you go, and your head falls into the bucket filled with water. You hit your head of the bottom, which causes you too lose your breath. Then, you almost drown. I pull you up, and we repeat as long as necessary.
on*
0.0 WHAT DO YOU ALL SMOKE DOWN THERE IN FLORIDA.
And you spelled my name wrong. Go figure.
*slices rope, and slips it above her head. Falls through portal just before hitting the ground*
Hey guyys I'm new to this chat. I got introduced bye my good friend Adrasdos I just got the audiobook for Death Bringer CANT WAIT TO LISTEN TO IT
I don't smoke anything. Mostly because it interfere's with my ability to torture people.
Ah, welcome to the blog King Yuri!
Your avatar is familiar, but I cannot place my finger on it. Ah well. IF Adrasdos introduced you, then...
Well, I've still got an extra rope, and a full bucket of water...
hey Adrasdos toss !!
Hi King
You're name shows so much modesty
I kid, I kid
I' faster than i look and u recognise my avatar as Tea gardener from yugioh the anime series u wathed too i love yugioh well anyways ...
I have NO idea of who that is. Oh well, I said it LOOKED familiar, not that it was.
Hm.
yes i could go modest "STRANGE" but its not just a made up name it came from somewhere thats related to my avatar
*kidnaps Yugi*
*runs through portal*
Darn.
Oh well, at least Nix is still here.
Though Eve seems to have disappeared.
EVE HAS POOFED!!!!!! *hands Yugi a Skul-cake8 there ya go twin!!!
Skul-cake8?
Is that like, the 8th version of a Skul-Cake?
YAYAYA all is right in the world
omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
AHHHH MINE
OH wait.... YEAH
*laughs*
It was a failed asterisk. Learn it, Rein. :P
NO U GAVE IT TO MEEEE let gooo
1000 comments woo
I know, I was being facetious.
ur right everyones gone where'd they go??
Hm. Well, it can take a while to realize that there are new comments, and so they take several minutes to respond.
Hahow's it going bros? My name- is PEEWDIEPIE
Oh, I realised it first comment, but I was watched PewDiePie
Ahh that makes sense .... sorta
Hm. I couldn't tell. I think you're slipping, Sir Rein :P
Hah. okay. YEP!!!
I'd like to dedicate this page to the Derek-lizard, because when Val comes on later, I plan on killing him. Again.
And I'd like to dedicate this to my hypothetical cat, Nigel.
And to Skulduggery Pleasant because its amazing, and without it, I'd have never have met anyone on the blog.
Well, except Yugi. *high fives*
OH!
And I also dedicate this to audiobooks, forever making Americans 10x more lazy.
*raises glass* hear hear
hey someones back yay
I never left
I just don't comment a whole lot sometimes
yaya grat dedication i bow down to u
Lol I thought I taught you better!!! When people actually dissapear, they usually say... And uh, if they don't after 30 minutes or so, you can kinda assume.
*disappear*
And thanks dear ;D
When correcting your spelling you only use the * at the start of the word
Otherwise people might think that you're actually disappearing.
*rolls eyes*
so picky (I joke, I joke)
haha sorry im new remember
Oh no, we're talking to Adrasdos, Yugi. Not you.
I used another asterisk to put emphasis on how sorry I am for a spelling mistake :P
Yeah it's okay Yugi. They're being mean to me, don't worry ;P
Hm. I couldn't tell. I think you're slipping, Adrasdos. :P
Oh get off it, Sir Rein ;D *ties him to balloon chair*
*walks around*
*falls out, because I'm still a mustache*
Honestly, I thought you'd learn by now.
ey wat adrasdos let me help *kicks chair of the cliff*
dont worry I'll get the blow torch
YAYYYYY!!!! *hugs Yugi* thanks hun!
*watches the mustache fly in the breeze over the sea, and, when close enough, a shark come up and eat it*
*instead, I land on the shark's nose, possessing it*
Well then. Now I appear to be the most gentlemanly shark.
grrr i does the blow torch still work?
*laughs irl*
Oh god. All he needs now is a monocle.
*dons monocle herself*
You're most correct, Sir Rein. This is most dignifying.
I certainly DO find this new avatar to be delightful, though he seems to be lacking a gentleman's most defining feature, a mustache. Very well then, I shall learn to live with this defect until the situation can be rectified.
Good sir, where do you find these most outrageous pictures?
*puts on top hat*
Where anyone ELSE finds outrageous, outlandish, and strange pictures beyond disbelief.
The drugstore.
And yes, they are beyond DISBELIEF. They are so outrageous that instantly no one can question their inaccuracy.
Ah, my proposition is correct. You do smoke mysterious things down in Florida.
Oh no, by drugstore I mean your local pharmacist.
haha very true very true
Of course you do. How silly would it be to assume otherwise.
Indeed, chapette.
*LAUGHS*
LOL, Rein. Good thing I finished my water before I start laughing.
Oh, hi, btw.
Hm. That could have been quite the unfortunate situation, that would have required immediate attention, directing your attention away from this blog, and posts therein.
I'm trying to save my Gone books for when I go on holiday but there's no way I'll manage it.
Hi Star
Precisely?
Good day to you, Star! *shakes hand*
how art thou today?
yes quite unfortunate when water goes out your nose
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