You lucky, lucky people...
I am, of course, referring to those Minions who talk with those funny accents. A full 36 days before the rest of us, Kingdom of the Wicked is now available in Australia and New Zealand.
The normal rules apply. No Spoilers. None. None whatsoever. There's not even going to be spoiler zone Blog post for you to discuss it in secret- not until it's available in Ireland and the UK. You're just going to have to keep it to yourself and off the internet for 36 days. That is your punishment for getting it early...
And you have it SO early that not even I have a copy. How is THAT fair?
In other news...
A new school-type event is now listed in the Sydney section of the tour schedule below. If you want to get involved... er... I dunno what you have to do... Get your school to register, or something?
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Never question me. It will bring you PAIN!
I embrace pain.
Pain means that you're still alive.
GO QUOTATIONS!
No.
Pain tells you that you're alive, after all.
And are you alive?
I never said it was an EXACT quotation.
And no, haven't we established this?
I'm a robot. A well-oiled machine of society, serving the purposes of a community I neither know nor love.
It's kind of a sucky job.
Ah. Okay then.
*dumps a bucket of water on Reingington*
...
That DOESN'T WORK. It's not like every single one of my circuits is located on my SKIN. How dumb of a design would that be?
i have to order it before hand, and even when it comes out i have to wait an extra week for it to arrive in the mail. AMERICA SUCKS FOR NOT CARRYING SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT(past book 3)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well. Us Ameriminions simply have to...
*dons monocle*
DEAL WITH IT.
Well, your at least partially short circutting whoch should limit your ability of movement
I can still punch people. And wield a cane. And speak.
So really, there's not too much of a difference.
I dont deal with things i dont like. i'll just go put on a corset and frown at my mailbox while people look at me like im weird.
ah... but can you walk?
do you have a brain? im not sure if robots have brains...
Sounds regular to me.
But what do I know, I'm just a robot/Moroccan/embodiment of destruction/dissident/gentleman/American/Narcissist/poor boy, nobody loves me/fencer/surfer/scientist.
sounds pretty normal to me.
Gentlmen Scientist... sounds like a good combination. so long as you talk normal.
It doesn't affect the skin? Well, that's no fun. Here, I have a better idea.
*pulls his face off* *dumps water on the metal and stuff, breaking the robot*
Indeed, though attempting normalized social patterns of interaction can provide a significant obstacle when attempting to analyze and diagnose the important social memes and repeated patterns of lesser beings.
FORCE HIM TO DRINK WATER!!!!!
*mustache cleans up the mess, and looks angrily at Valkyrie*
"I say, what is the meaning of all this kerfuffle?"
haha, you sound like data from star trek!
... until you said kerfuffle.
*shrugs*
I'm sorry, I just have a violent nature. However, if Skulduggery were to bring that up, I would say I didn't.
I sound like... Data? I am sorry sir, but you are clearly drunk. Data is simply information, and therefore has no true voice.
*continues to glare at Valkyrie*
And as for YOU Valkyrie. You're lucky that I'm a VERY forgiving mustache.
*continues to ignore Sir Reingington's glare*
DATA is... MY FAVORITE STAR TREK CHARACTER!!!!! DONT INSULT HIM!!!!!!!!
Wait... your a mustache now?
*scrolls up*
nope wasnt on the list.
So you, in all entirely, are a mustache? Just one giant mustache that can absorb water? Well then, Sir, what happened to being a robot? You can't be a robot mustache, because then you wouldn't be able to absorb water, you'd just get wet and die. So, are you a robot wearing mustache? If so, then why would you say you are a mustache? You know what this is getting nowhere, and I think I'll just-
*hits Sir Reingington in the head with a metal pole, knocking his head off his body*
I am sorry, but I do not deal with drunkards, MonsterMouse.
Oh yes Valkyrie, did I mention that I'm dead thanks to you?
My... Robo-ghost, I suppose, has implanted itself in my mustache.
I hope you're happy.
So, now I am a... robot/Moroccan/embodiment of destruction/dissident/gentleman/American/Narcissist/poor boy, nobody loves me/fencer/surfer/scientist/dead gentleman/mustache.
*mutters* Well, being dead certainly didn't stop you from talking... Damn it.
Honestly, you can keep killing me, but I'll keep implanting my ghost into the nearest object. And I'll continue talking.
I AM NOT DRUNK, AND YOU, SIR MUSTACHE, ARE BEING... VERY,VERY< RUDE!!!!!!!!!
But that kills the fun.
*arrests Sir Reingington*
You are under arrest by the power of the Irish Sanctuary for the murder of fun. Enjoy prison. You won't have fun, though, because you murdered it. I hope you're happy, you sick, sick person. Well, robot.
Scoots jar of misteriously brow mushy substance close to mustache*
removes sonic screw driver and points it at mustche*
DIE!!!!!!!!! now you must implant yourself into the jar of gross substance.
*sees Mouse's screwdriver* *holds up 11's sonic screwdriver*
So we both have one?
...Weird.
Time travel screwing with the universe. lets just say i fixed the last on that the doctor broke.
I will be distant now, because I'm closing the laptop to do some writing.
Hm.
*points gun at Valkyrie with... I don't know, the side of the mustache? Whatever*
Children, behave please lol
EM! HELLO!
*takes Sir's gun and hides it*
How are you Emerald Melody?
VAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm very well Sir Rein, thank you.
And yourself?
Love your picture by the way.
Indeed. I thought it was high time to exchange my previous one with a new one, for I have now become a mustache. Long story.
That is quite a lovely picture, Sir Reingington.
Also, you just pointed a gun at a Sanctuary agent.
YOU SHALL BE ARRESTED!
AGAIN!
A bit late with that one, weren't you?
I have writer's block... again :(
Maybe you should learn karate. I've heard that they train people to break through blocks there.
yo
Ah. Greetings, Flame Phoenix. A pleasure, as always. I'm just getting arrested again, as usual.
Oh Sir Rein that was so funny that I just forgot to laugh.
I'm getting really pissed off here cause I had really gotten into the rhythm of the story.
I can't say that I can relate to you. I've never been a writer. Or an artist. Or even a mailman, to my great regret.
They are the HERO of the American people.
Come rain, hail, sleet, or snow, they'll be there. More dependable than the sun and moon. They deserve commercials dedicated to them, not people in the army!
Um, yeah...
Was it the mailman speech?
Oh well, you can't deny their obvious importance.
True.
Without the postman, I would get any of my cross stitching kits.
And where would you be without those?
Not cross stitching, that's for sure.
I don't get anything done in any way they are just sitting in a box lol
But at least I have them!
Hm. Perhaps you should call Hoarders. Just to be safe.
I haven't got that many!!! lol
Well, that's something. But I'd stop ordering them, just in case.
I haven't ordered anything in a year.
I only have like 40 kits.
Well, 41 is when it officially counts as a lot. Which is why I say that having 27 SP books doesn't count as a lot.
And of course, having 42 means something COMPLETELY different, yet just as important.
*kicks the crap out of Val*
Hey everyone!!!
*throws Adra off a cliff*
Hi Adra!
Hey Val!!!
And yes, 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
*klls val*
*kills Adra, because she tried to "kll" me*
shhh!!!!!
*kicks*
I'm not talking, I'm typing.
*freezes her in a giant block of ice and pushes her into the abyss the dog monster fell down in book 1*
Hello, Adrasdos. I am now a mustache. So nothing really happened.
SIR REIN???? *didnt recognize him by the picture*
Woah.
*blinks*
*throws val out an airlock, letting her fly into the sun*
Hm. Maybe you should start looking at people's names, instead of their avatars.
Just a suggestion.
Sorry! First glance :P
So how are thou doing today, Sir Rein?
I am feeling absolutely fine, no thanks to Valkyrie though.
She's killed me at least twice.
*holds up bread while flying at the sun*
*makes toast*
SERIOUSLY?????
And it's okay, we kill each other every day.
*throws flaming toast at Adra* *melts her face off with it*
*regrows face*
*flicks away toast*
Ew. Butter.
I shall be right back. The Forces Of Slightly More Potent Evil Than I That Shall Remain Unnamed have conscripted me in one of their foul tasks.
what????
Uh. Sure.
Grrr, why is it so impossible to make purple paint if you can't find red?!
I have returned!
And Valkyrie, it's because PURPLE is made of RED and blue.
uh.... Beause you don't have red?
Valkyrie... When you were young, didn't you ever watch Barney?
Barney?!?!?!
Indeed. Remember what color he was?
I never watched it. He kind of scared me.
And I have a fear of little kids, and weren't there little kids on that show?
Hiiiiii
No, he was educating full-grown adults.
As opposed to adults who haven't grown yet.
I don't wanna read it if it's about Slender Men! Those freak me out!
*hugs Kallista*
Sorrrry, I can't read it now! I have to go to school soon!
Seems interesting! I'll read it now, but don't expect me to be afraid. Slendy is nothing but a silly myth, invented on the internet to scare people.
Alright, I finished reading it and took out the trash (not in the story, in real life) and I have to say, it's a great first effort!
I mean, the ending was kind of obviously coming, but it was actually DONE in an interesting, and well described way. The plot seemed a little generic, and I spotted a small logic flaw, but now I'm just nitpicking.
It's a GOOD story, and I had fun reading it! If you continue, you'll definitely get better and better.
hahhhh sorry im skyping em soo wbd
Well then, I'm off.
Farewell, minions of lesser mustaches!
NOOO!!!!!! *hugs Sir Rein*
COME BACKK!!! *holds onto his ankle*
Goodbye, Sir Reingington the Robot Mustache!
HEEE BETRAYED USSSS
*wipes tongue off frantically*
Seaweed. Tastes. BAD.
Wait, what, Kallie???
You wrote it on Slender Man???? LOL thats epic!!!
And Val.... wow
I READ IT!!!! *hugs back*
Hey kallista!
Anyone like this name? Akko Hallowed?
Yeah... Speaking of whiiichhh, what it this "chatroom" ive been hearing about???
Who the crap is Lyddie?
I didn't mean that to sound so vulgar.... but seriously though :P
and EM QUIT STALKING ME!!!
So theother post reached maximum comments, did it?
HELLO AGAIN!
I don't know how my sisters persuade me to watch mermaid shows... It's weird
Hello there Val :)
What Mermaid show are you watching? I'm particularly fond of H2O, Just Add Water... Despite the bad acting...
Yeah, that's the one.
hey yalllll
(Nods in approval)
Derek, this is isn’t your latest post but I was hoping you’d get a notification or something -
My friends and I are major SP nerds and we were wondering if you’d MAKE A TWITTER ACCOUNT, PLEASE.
Thanks. :D
I thought killing people would make people like you but it just makes people dead!
well...
oh yeah me wont be on tomorrow going down the shore
Why hasn't anyone commented? I've been here this whole time...
Hello?
ANyone online?
Anddddd . . . No one's here.
But Sir and Val were hilarious.
Okay. I'm scared.
We're going to the theater to watch the Dark Knight soon, and even though the people here said it was good, I'm still nervous to go.
The theater's in a mall though.
Anyone here?
Star? Val? Maya?
Never mind. I gotta go anyway. Sorry guys. Bye!
Bah, I'm here now!
Hi!
Hi!
Okay. I'm back but very distant.
Turns out, we're going tomorrow. I think we don't have a car and when it comes back, it'll be too late to go. I'm relieved.
Distant too cos of homework I was meant to do but got distracted
Okay Maya.
Oh! I didn't refresh the page... Hello to Lav, Maya, and Eve!
Hi Val. :)
Hi Valkyrie!
hi all!
HELLO LAV!
Oh, have you read my thingamabob thingy on my stories blog? It had Ivy, Sparky, Lynxia, Star, Eve, Flame and Nix in it...
Hi Miss!
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
heya Selena!
Hi Miss Cain!
Hi Selena sorry about spamming you :)
I am actually just popping in to say hi, I have to do maths home work
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Hi Maya, it does that to me as well, the whole: You have been posting comments lately, prove you are not a robot, so is Derek not coming then??
Maths is horrible *shivers*
oh, ok Selena
im doing homework as well, i have a habit of doing it at the last minute...
well, the last day, its due tomorrow
and the package is thick
wbd
I don't think so :(
But I sent my teacher a link to the video chat thing. But that might only be for austrailians
*Sigh*, I must be of, I will be back soonish hey did you see me in the bio tech room today? Or see Amy wearing the dress thingy??
The one with wings?
I HAVE TO LEAVE AND SUFFER AND STOP Procrastinating,* Drags cursor to exit button* Farewell, my good friends, I shall be back! If the maths doesn't kill me, but don't worry, that hasn't happened in months...
Hi Sel and Miss!
Yeah, I read it Val. It was funny.
umm, ok Selena
stab maths with your pencil!!
the only good advice i could think of
@ Maya, yes, the one with wing, DARN SELENA, LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Wings
Bye Sel!
I really actually should be going to. It is really annoying because to do homework we have to log in to a school email adress which means it can see which tabs you have open. So Byeeeee! :(
bye Maya!!
Well, this is embarrassing, I left the sheet at school. 0_0
I feel like the 10th doctor. I don't want to go... :(
*shakes fist* homework!
BYE MAYA! Distant, because I have to email my teacher :p
gah
Antarctica is BORING
homework is BORING
why cant homework be FUN?
well, what do you know?
i got first
now, to dedicate...
Don't leave David Tenant! Don't gooooooooooo!!!
You spelled his name wrong!
*momentary shun*
Good on ya mate
Hi again Sel.
Bye Maya!
I can never tell when there is a new page...
i dedicate this page to the day where homework dies
it will be an amazing day
i just know it
Yay!
Well I crashed and burned.
I have decided to leave homework till later
good idea Maya
Nice ded, Miss.
I can never tell either Maya.
Just saying again, I'm very distant.
Okay, maybe not VERY distant, but pretty distant.
I am a snow man not anyway Maya, have you had Mr Drought yet?????
Mr Drought thinks that I am an independent leaner,he loves pretty much alllll year 8s. He used to scare me a lot, not any more though
for teachers does everyone use real names or fake names? O__0
He is cool, but I think that he likes to mess with the year 7s
Whaddya mean?
doesn't matter
He watches Dr Who. Any teacher who watches Dr Who is awesome.
I just posted a post on vena coil
:)
my teacher watches Doctor Who!!
we were watching a video about Antarctica and they sound suddenly became disorted. It sounded like a Dalek. Later, i asked him if he watches Doctor Who. He said yes and then i told him that it sounded like a Dalek. He knew that too and laughed.
Our reliever watches the catherine tate show! She even did an impersonation of Lauren Cooper!
Teachers like that are awesome :)
So have you had him? He is so nice to the year 8s, but when me and Felicity were working on the dress and his year 7 class came in, he was getting really angry at them. Also, all the teachers flock to his room at lunch time and lots of students. His room is the place to be apparently.
Ha, unintentional rhyming
Who is your reliever? Any one I know?
I've actually forgotten her name but she had glasses and was from Britian and relieved in Drama Mrs Wingsomething
Ummmmm
Hey guys!! Might be distant and if anyone here saw how my Loki helmet started, I've posted the finished thing on the Bubble!
Hello Lynxia!
GO LYNX!!
*goes to the Bubble*
Mrs Winsgrove? Short with blonde hair in a pony tail?
Hello!! *hugs all and gives pink smarties* How is everyone this morning?
Hi Lynixa
*eats pink Smartie*
Lynxia, epic job on the helmet!!
Thanks Missy, I think it could have been better. :L
Yes that's her.
Maybe we shouldn't mention their names in case they ,like, google themselves or something.
Cool Helmet!
Lynx just so you know, your next to write on the blog.
Thanks Romana!
MORNING! REALLY LY? WHAT TIME IS IT FOR YOU????????????
its the afternoon here...
It is um what time is it Maya?
Here it is 8:58am!
Distant, because I am listening to at thousand years, again. What can I say, I love this song!
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