Right then, I have here the details of the Ireland/UK tour. My publishers do like to keep me busy, the little scamps, but this tour isn't quite so arduous as they've been in the past- probably because they know I'll have just come back from the ANZ tour, and will be feeling pretty sorry for myself...
Ireland
30 August:
Easons, Newbridge, Co Kildare- Public signing - 2 PM
Easons, O'Connell St, Dublin- Fan Event - 6.30 PM
31 August:
Dubray Books, Kilkenny - Public signing- 4 PM
1 September:
Waterstones, Drogheda - Public signing - 11 AM
Easons, Swords - Public signing - 3 PM
2 September:
Easons, Cork - Public signing - 12 noon
5 September:
Mountains to the Sea Festival, Dun Laoighaire
UK
7 September:
Waterstones, Southampton - Public signing - 4.30 PM
8 September:
Waterstones, Bournemouth - Public signing - 11 AM
Village Bookshop Dulwich, London - Public event - 6 PM
9 September:
Waterstones, Bluewater - Public signing - 12 noon
13 September:
Waterstones, Guildford - Public event - 7 PM
14 September:
Waterstones, Birmingham (New Street) - Public signing - 5 PM
15 September:
WHS, Stoke - Public signing - 11 AM
Waterstones, Liverpool One - Public signing - 3 PM
29 September:
Bangor Literature Festival - Morning
Easons, Belfast - 3 PM
14 October:
Cheltenham Festival
And now I am going to watch the Silva/Sonnen fight from last night. I haven't even glanced at online stuff today for fear that someone will have mentioned who won. Oh I'm looking forward to this...
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i can see the resemblense
And we're all his little minions
yeah!
Oh my God Derek took the name Moloch from Buffy! Aha! And I'm pretty sure he's a vampire too!
cool!
Hi Eve.
hi Eve
*exits*
*re-enters*
Hi!!
This guy really is a Caelan. Seriously. He was banished, killed other vampires, kills the people he falls in love with...
oh god...
Val, too true
hi again Eve
wbd
Buffy: *pulls out cross bow*
Darla: *nods* Scary. *pulls out guns* Scarier.
well, that backfired
*curses loudly*
Dammit, why does this show make me actually feel a bit sorry for the creepy vampire?! WHY?!
*shakes Val by the shoulders*
NO! DO NOT FEEL SORRY!
BUT HE BURNED HIMSELF WITH A CRUCIFIX JUST SO HE COULD BE NEAR BUFFY.
Could you do me a favour and punch me in the face? PLEASE?
are you sure about this Val?
I'm feeling sorry for a creepy stalker who is in a TV show.
Could I possibly be MORE sure?!
ok
*punches Val in the face*
OW!
*nods to self* Yes, I feel much better.
Thank you.
no prob
Wait...there's a vampire called ANGEL?
Yep. A creepy, stalker vampire who falls in love with young girls.
Death Bringer quote:
Caelan: You don't mean that.
Valkyrie: Yes, Caelan, I do. We're not BUFFY AND ANGEL, Romeo and Juliet, or those two from West Side Story. We're not even Edward and Bella, OK? You're far too creepy for me.
*freaky, not creepy
Morning all!
Just had a mind blowing experience watching Jekyll and Hyde musical.
Twas quite good!!
Cheers Zaf!!!!!!
So how are we all this morning?
I've gone completely mad.
It always makes the change from the regular morning routine Val lol
hey Em!
Morning Miss!!!!!!!
Oh my God, a puppet just scared the crap outta me...
this morning, my sister hid behind a corner and scared the crap out of me
my face was red after from laughter
WOOOO!
Four more days until the Kingdom Comes!
Derek, it's gonna be awesomelikemoreawesomethenawesome!
Hello.
Hey.
Hello Lauren.
G'day Helena.
Gtg. Byes.
Sorry, I was distant, night.
Hey Miss.
hi Hel
not to sound persistant or anything, but have you done chapter 4??
gonna watch DW
bye
Yay! DW, bye! Check your e-mails too!
Night...
I've changed my mind. I don't not like Batman. I just don't class him as one of the superheroes.
Bat&Cat ROCKS xD
Yeah I just saw the movie! Whoever else does, don't spoil it for other people!
I had a strange dream of which Jekyll and Hyde intertwined along with Derek....I dunno. Apparently Derek was Jekyll...made no sense
Hi Kallista!!!!!! Hi Zfira!!!!
i got first....
Dedications:
Jekyll and Hyde for being the awesomest musical ever. You gotta see it!
Ninja penguins, they shall return the Golden God!!!!
Bagels cuz they tast awesome!!
Em who seems to have petrified the evils who had banned me from the SP page. I am unbanned now :D
Morning everyone didnt expect to get first xD strange first comment...
NOW IT'S ONLY 3 MORE DAYS UNTIL THE KINGDOM COMES!
tomorrow I find out if my German cousin can get KOTW then if not then my friends I get the book off Amazon.
Did someone say hi to me? Do I say hi back? What's the standard here? WHAT'S THE PROCEDURE?
*hugs* Awwww, Kallista, I was meant to make a post like that ever since I was forgotten, but unlucky for us all I made the post while I wasn't feeling so hot. I didn't put the oomph in. *will put the oomph in next time* I was kidding, though :)
Hi Bane!
Hello, people of the computer screen. I am Bane, and I came up with my name before Dark Knight Rises. It either makes me famous, or a tagalong
Coincidence! Or not! I saw Dark Knight Rises just a few hours ago, and I'm like "WOAH, IT'S THE CREEPY GUY FROM THE MOVIE"
*munches confetti* You're a wonderful and beautiful person/goddes queen. That's why you got the Golden God Award. xD
Your name is epic as well Kallista Pendragon- The Beautiful Goddess Queen(and Thief in Black)
I'm not creepy. Just ignore my creepy smile
Okay Bane, I want you to say this for me:
"Your punishment must be more severe."
Your punishment must be more severe
THAT'S RIGHT, I AM BACK FOR A DAY
How long did I have you fooled? I had me fooled for a while
Yo Nixiono!
I AM Bane
MWAH HA HA
Seriously, I was seeing how long it would take for someone to notice if I was acting like myself... That sentence confused me
Yo Nixiono!
Have us fooled about what?
Yo Eve
*is too cool for any exclamation marks*
...
*eyelid twitching*
...
Yo!
Goddamnit Napa
Oh. I thought you were just stealing Bane's line. That was his initiation to becoming my friend!
Baaaaaaane!
Exclamation rules all!
Yeah, Bane Gloom never exsisted
We are the only one-
I am the only one that is real
We
Well, you are talking to yourself
... What the f-
Or are you talking to Bane, which is me? Or am I just a nameless personality
... Get outa my head
Hey
Now if that didn't confuse you you're smarter then me
Hi Flame!
... I thought you changed your name to Nighslayer?
IM GOING TO SEE THE DARK KNIGHT RISES TONIGHT, BUT I BETTER GO PACK OR ELSE I WON'T BE ALLOWED GO>
I might be going this weekend
Did, but i changed it back, too.
http://flamephoenixblogwithallthestuff.blogspot.ie/
You know, I reckon I subconsciously recognized you when you said you had a creepy smile
hi Phoenix!!
Yeah, but I had to be careful not to use the * because a new person would not know to use them
Ha ha! I've already seen it, nanananana!
I might disappear soon, warning
The internet's going funny.
I want to write something about Eve and Mahogany. But what?
Oh yeah, msd
Something? How about a... no ideas...
Something random. A conversation about something or someone, or...
Hey Flame, I got my cabin. No one I requested was in it
I only got Red...
I'm also the only guy, and the youngest
... What?
And I just looked at all the novels. Nothing like mine
What is with this? Why am I in this cabin? I have nothing to do with these people
I gotta go.
BYE!
Ah hoy hoy everyone!
A hoy hoy Em!
Hey Nix, I have a bone to pick with you lol
You weren't impressed with my story??
That is so offensive lol
But I'm glad you've been won over now lol
At first I wasn't...
How come?? lol
I didn't think it was that bad
Ah who am I kidding, it wasn't that good to begin with.
I've gotten better because of all the egging on I've been getting from everyone here
... You... I didn't...
No egging on in a good way lol
Encouraging, that's the word I was looking for lo
I can't... you...
What?
What's wrong?
... I haven't a clue
Ok lol
That's alright
I think that's the first time I've seen you speechless lol
I'm not speechless, I'm emotionally unstable
Me too but I mean on here, I've never seen you so speechless lol
I'm not speechless
Hi guys!
How is everyone?
Heya Lynx
So emotionally unstable that I've almost fallen into tears twice today, and almost killed someone three times
*gives Nix cupcake* Why? What's wrong?
*shrugs*
Someone gave me what was either constrctive crisisism or cruel pointing out everything I did wrong yesterday, and I felt so angry...
That's alright Nix.
I cried 3 times yesterday, twice today and I've been close to killing my family at least 8 times today. I'm wondering if I can get to 10 before Ciaran gets to bed.
Just ignore them. You get them everywhere and you just have to show them that you don't care what they say. *hugs* It'll be okay.
But I kinda do...
Look, in real life, I'm not really like I am here with most people until I get to know them. I'm shy, scared and I always feel so small. I care about what others think of me...
Back.
It's good to be like that Nix. I'm just not good at the whole criticism thing so I get really defensive. You just have to learn to be happy with what you do, yes, take other people into consideration but overall, it's your work so you're the one who has to be happy with it.
Yokay
It was on the forum, and I put my character up there, you know, Nix, and this person said the character's one of the worst he's ever seen, it's all over the place
Well, I'm sure that guy's character is worse. Just because your character is different to his doesn't give him the right to be mean. He's just being spiteful. He's one guy when here, everyone loves Nix. He's loveable in a... 'Try to hug me and I'll kill you' kinda way. Know what I mean??
I have to get some sleep now
Bye!
Night Nix! *hugs*
Look Nix, we can always make ourselves who we want to be in real life.
I am not this outspoken or funny in real life either.
I constantly get beaten down mentally and emotionally by my family. Even though I'm an adult and a mother, I am not on equal ground.
I am on medication for anti anxiety and worse. I am never on a good day.
But when it comes to owning my own mind, I do it with grace. By being who I am on here, I hold a bit of myself so proudly that it makes all the shit worth it.
You just have to keep in mind that when you are here, you are priceless. So no matter what happens outside, it is just another wall for you to proudly get over before everyone else realises that you are worth something.
Hang in there Nix!
Great advice Em!!
Hello!
How is everyone?
Hi Willow!
I'm okay, holidays started today.
You?
Tired. Our Holidays started ages ago, much to my disappointment. I was having so much fun, in those last few weeks.
Has anyone read 'The Carrier of the Mark'? It's really good.
I'm sure the holidays will get better Willow.
*sighs* I discovered today that I suck at writing battle scenes...
No, not read it. Sorry.
I gotta go! Bye!
The almost silent exchange of books:
*sister walks in* *before she can take three steps I lean over to the bookshelf and grab Death Bringer and hand it to her as she hands me Mortal Coil*
Jaida: You aren't going to take the cover off before you give it to me?
Me: *takes book and shakes it out of the cover*
READ NOW.
*is here to torment people*
*is watching Buffy*
Heyyy
*hugs*
*is watching Vampire Diaries*
*is thinking about Doctor Who*
Damn. Missed Nix :P
SOOO WHATCHA ALL DOIN???
I already told you.
I'm watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Val... :P
Well, Bye then, people who never even acknowledged i was here.
Bye Flame???
apparently, i dont get on Tumblr enough...
Silence will Fall..
*goes for coffee*
Pick us up a tea while your at it Adra, ta :)
Ah sure thing!
*gets tea*
*brings back mugs, sets it down on the table*
*sets biscuits and lemon cake down, also*
Ah that's lovely :)
I see your keyboard had another spas attack as you read Chapter 11 lol
Correction: computer went over the edge with sheer awesomeness
Can I ask a favour?
When I post the next chapter, can you comment a bit more, like be a bit more critique. Like what you liked and didn't like.
I learn from these things to make your reading experience more enjoyable lol
AH GOD MY PHONE JUST SCARED ME and sure thanggg Em :D
critique..
you're gonna regret the detail
I'm sure I will Adra but it will be worth it :)
Ahhh
I got lost in youtube again.. sorry. Doctor Who Comic Con panel :D
Hello. Valkyrie, are you there?
I love you Valkyrie
Valkyrie you are the light in my darkness
Our love is written in the stars
We're meant for each other
Give me your BLOOD, Valkyrie
We can be together in eternity
I'll kill Fletcher right now
You are beautiful, my looooooovvvvveeee
I'm watching you
Every breath you take, every move you make,
I'LL BE WATCHING YOU.
Oh, and I'm talking about Valkyrie V.
I've met her on here before.
SHE IS AMAZING.
What the...
Oh my GOD. I love that. That's brilliant XD
*IS FINALLY HERE AFTER SCHOOL, WATCHING SWIMMING LESSONS AND ROCKCLIMBING*
HI PEOPLE!
OUR SCHOOL BROKE UP TODAY!!!!!! :D
Not watching the rockclimbing, btw. Just satching the swimming. I was DOING the rockclimbing. I skinned both my elbows. They sting. It's not particularly painful; just annoying.
*watching
I was hot during so I took my hoodie off, which I have done twice in over two years of rockclimbing. So my arms weren't protected like they usually are.
*looks around at empty blogland and yawns* Nobody here? Okay, I'll just go to sleep then - I'm tired. :)
FOURS!
NOOOOOO
GET THE HELL BACK HERE
STAR
GOD DAMMIT!!!!
*throws sonic on the ground*
AHHH!
*check to see if it's alright*
Where did Caelan go?? lol
I KNOWWWW
lol... val needs to see this
I'm emailing her this link so she'll come see this
*has dinner*
*will be back*
*hugs*
Hehehehehehehehe
Wow....just wow. No new post?! Who in...the world ate Derek?
*glares at Hyde*
Did you?!
*sees penguin*
YOU EVIL CREATURE!!!!!
*chases penguins sending shadows at it*
*screams and hides*
OH MY GOD.
NO.
NOT AGAIN.
I thought that creeper Caelan had left! NO! HE CAN'T COME BACK!
Uh, bored and considering coming back
Hey
Hi Nix! *hands him a bottle of eyeballs*
Here you go!
Thank you Val!
You're welcome! They taste great on toast!
I was thinking more of a light snack. Serve them on a little plate
Oh, and sorry about that
msd
About what?
Disappearing... for 5 minutes, which is so little time, no one would notice
I took care of the apple. I bought it, I took it home, I washed it, I dried it, I used my sleeve to shine it. Abd now I will munch it.
Oh my god, that is tasty.
Hi Eve!
brb
You failed, Nix. You failed miserably. XD
Failed at what?
Sorry I wasn't here before, it was the Transfirmer, Blackout. Wanna read my Eve and Moggy fragment of a fragment of a story?
Okay
Failed at what?
Failed at leaving for a couple of weeks. :D
... You know, I'm not back, and a comment at that just makes me want to leave, so I'm going to in a minute
I realized I hadn't really shown anyone what Mahogany is like. We're like sisters, and we randomly bump into each other while somewhere in the world. So,
Eve and Mahogany
Mahogany added a third layer of peanut butter onto a piece of wholemeal bread and licked the rest off the buttering knife. Eve observed the experiment disgustedly.
"Ew," she said and was ignored when Mahogany started squirting tomato sauce onto the peanut butter. After that, a thick blanket of pepper. Mahogany stuffed the abomination into her abnormally large mouth, and shrugged disappointedly as she tasted. Taking another slice of bread, she tried a different combination, starting with lemonade which soaked through the bread.
"You eat a lot," Eve remarked.
Mahogany looked up, her hands hovering at chest height. "Healthy food only."
"So chocolate sauce on potato chips in a cheeseburger is healthy?"
"Healthy for the SOUL."
Shielding herself from a puff of flour, Eve looked around at Mahogany's house. "You know, when you said you'd gotten a place of your own, I didn't believe you."
Mahogany shrugged and smiled. "A lot can happen in a period of time, girlfriend. Or should I say... Wait, I forgot how to speak Japanese. Never mind."
"Poland, Mahogany. We're in Poland."
"That doesn't make me remember Japanese again. What brought you to my wonderful country anyway?"
"You don't have a country, Moggy," Eve said, a smile rising on her lips. "Neither of us do."
Mahogany looked away. "Eve, I've changed. Suddenly I like the idea of a permanent home. I want to -"
A noise came from the front of the house. Someone was unlocking the door. With a key.
Eve's blue eyes studied Mahogany's face, which was slightly tanned from some exotic and sunny holiday.
Her sisterly friend struggled to maintain her composure. "Well," she began, a little flustered. "I guess my mind changed back." The two of them put on awesome sunglasses. "Let's roll."
Successfully sneaking out of the house Mahogany had broken into, she and Eve made for an airport.
Oh come on, take a joke, Nix
Good Eve!
Eve, I'll already cried twice today. Obviously, I cannot take a joke
Hey, a mood swing came by
Please ignore my last comment
Thanks.
Ah, yes. Well, I take my joke back then
Okay then *ignores it*
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole
Oh, and by the way, I still won't be on all the time. Mostly just weekends for a while
You know what? Mahogany is my favourite and the best character I've ever created. I like her better than myself.
Well, she'd be in Nix and Mist. Which we really need to get a move on...
I'm writing my first Nix story outside Nix and Mist
Yep, sure. I hardly come on on weekdays anyway
Yeah, and it's good that you're not just using her face and changing her drastically to suit your story. Thanks for that. Are you writing the next chapter?
Oh,yeah? What's it called?
Mist's writing the next chapter. This chapter is... difficult
I don't know yet. I don't even know what it's about, or when it'll be out.
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