Right then, I have here the details of the Ireland/UK tour. My publishers do like to keep me busy, the little scamps, but this tour isn't quite so arduous as they've been in the past- probably because they know I'll have just come back from the ANZ tour, and will be feeling pretty sorry for myself...
Ireland
30 August:
Easons, Newbridge, Co Kildare- Public signing - 2 PM
Easons, O'Connell St, Dublin- Fan Event - 6.30 PM
31 August:
Dubray Books, Kilkenny - Public signing- 4 PM
1 September:
Waterstones, Drogheda - Public signing - 11 AM
Easons, Swords - Public signing - 3 PM
2 September:
Easons, Cork - Public signing - 12 noon
5 September:
Mountains to the Sea Festival, Dun Laoighaire
UK
7 September:
Waterstones, Southampton - Public signing - 4.30 PM
8 September:
Waterstones, Bournemouth - Public signing - 11 AM
Village Bookshop Dulwich, London - Public event - 6 PM
9 September:
Waterstones, Bluewater - Public signing - 12 noon
13 September:
Waterstones, Guildford - Public event - 7 PM
14 September:
Waterstones, Birmingham (New Street) - Public signing - 5 PM
15 September:
WHS, Stoke - Public signing - 11 AM
Waterstones, Liverpool One - Public signing - 3 PM
29 September:
Bangor Literature Festival - Morning
Easons, Belfast - 3 PM
14 October:
Cheltenham Festival
And now I am going to watch the Silva/Sonnen fight from last night. I haven't even glanced at online stuff today for fear that someone will have mentioned who won. Oh I'm looking forward to this...
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3401 – 3600 of 4825 Newer› Newest»I read most of it, but I doubt that I'm updated... I'll look at it in a little bit cause I'm doing something else right now...
Cool. :) That's okay. Just updating you now that I posted part 1 of chapter 4 recently.
I'll definitely have to look! :D
Cool! Thanks Val! :D
Sorry to leave you alone Val, but I have to go. Bye!
Bye Lav
Once upon a midnight dreary...
I just wrote possibly the saddest thing I've ever written... When I finally get to the point that I need it, I guarantee there's going to be some tears from the reader.
hellooooo
im back
Hiiiiii Miss
bike-riding can make you tired
*yawns*
*glance at clock* So can being up at 1:30 a.m....
i would know
*nods*
brb
gonna go get some teaaaaaaaaaaaa
And staying up for 39 hours straight. That one made me a bit tired.
Okee dokes, then.
back with my teaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*sips tea*
yeah, staying up for 39 hours straight WOULD make you tired
argh! annoying little people!!
(little sisters and co.)
Little sisters ARE annoying...
They take my stuff and act as though I won't notice. I notice practically everything - I have a serious issue. So if they think they can sneak ANYTHING past me, they are FOOLS!!!
yeah, they just barged into my room and started taking my tape and trying to tape me
very annoying, plus, they were looking at my computer which is VERY INCONSIDERATE
and that was my sisters friend
I hate when they look at the computer and gasp every time I say 'hell'.
*laughs*
yeah, little sisters are an odd bunch...
You know what's worse, though?
Brothers. Especially older ones.
i dont have any brothers
im the oldest and i have 2 younger sisters
the closest ive got to a brother is my dog
If my brother were a dog I'd tie him to the fence and leave him there.
*laughs*
i would do that too
And then if my sisters were cats, I'd leave them in the rain, laughing as they tried desperately to get in.
*thinks*
I would make a terrible parent. Threatening my children, leaving them outside, tying them to fences... Actually, babies scare me, so I don't want one...
yeah, probably wise
Babies are evil. They gaze up at you and smile evilly as they plot your demise, then vomit on you to show absolute disrespect. They eat food, always pretending that you have no eyes and they're eating them. They are working against you with every move - everything is part of the secret baby language that gets brainwashed from you before you can run. That's why they cry so loudly - to call on their allies. While one pretends to be cute the others go around breaking things and stealing the useful ones.
I could go into further detail, but
i'm not in the mood.
*laughs*
thats good Val!!
Trust me - I'm an expert in the study of evil babies (aka all babies).
And have you noticed how they like to go through all your stuff, slobbering all over it and chewing it up? It's because they're laughing at the fact that you know their secret and no one believes you because they look innocent. They stare at you blankly, but you only think that because they are such intelligent beings that they can hide it with a pure force of will. I never fall for their tricks, of course, and we have mutual fear of each other (I say mutual meaning "I'm the terrified one and they're the ones laughing).
so true!!
Trust me, babies and small children are evil...
Not as evil as ME, of course. They cry when they see me.
(It may have something to do with the fact that I said I wanted to make my own personal army of them and my friends convinced them I was a vampire...)
*raises eyebrow*
were you MEANT to tell me that??
*readys shadows, just in case*
Hmmmm... I wonder why it always arises questions when I tell people I'm evil...
And I suppose so, because I actually had to type it out.
*shakes head*
im going to guess that was a joke, and it was a terrible joke
A terrible joke? I've never been known to make one. That's Skulduggery's job when he says, "Need a hand?"
Actually... I know plenty of terrible jokes. XD
Q: What did the gay horse eat?
A :Heyyyyyyyyyyy.
XD terrible jokes rock
*shadows scatter*
oh well, terrible jokes are meant to exist anyway
Exactly. If there were no terrible ones, how would you know which ones were any good?
true
*noms on cupcake*
*is trying to stay awake*
*pokes Val*
if you need to stay awake, i can poke you
And if I need to go to sleep, I can go to sleep.
*falls asleep*
Bye!
oh well
byeeeeeeee Val!!!!
Hi bye
I need to go too bedd noww
I need to go too bedd noww
I don't go on here much. Sadness. :(
hi Eve!!
hi/bye Selena!
heya Flame!
ok, gotta go
byeeee!
HEY EVE!
http://flamephoenixblogwithallthestuff.blogspot.ie/
I'll go look
xD
KK
Add a follow gadget so I can follow this blog!
How do i do that?
I added an email follow, seeingt he other one i cannot find..
I'm not kidding when I say I have one and a half minutes, but, but, but ALMOST #^))!!!
By that I meant, 3600
ALMOST, YOU KNOW
SO CLOSE
I HAZ DOGHNUT FER BREAKFAST
It's alright, I'll just follow by email :)
Hi Skyril!
~laughs manically~
Ok, I dedicate this page to Hellboy!
And to good grammar! Because.., I mean really, where WOULD we be without it, hm?
Also to Phoenix's new blog!
http://flamephoenixblogwithallthestuff.blogspot.com
Any who hasn't, ought to go look! It's useful!
~cheers than runs away madly~
I MUST GO!
BUT HAVE A PURPLE LOLLIPOP ON ME!
~gives everyone purple lollipops and throws a handful of sparkles at them, laughing incessantly and scrams~
*shreds lollipop and munches sparkles* BYE SKYRIL!
AWW. Missed her...
*sob*
There there, Phoenix. *pats him on shoulder with eggbeater*
Ow..
Sorry.
*replaces egg beater with hammer*
Eve, you're insane.
I am not!
Celery celery celery
I'm hungry. Got any grapes?
Nape.
I have to go.
BYEZ
heya!
im back
anyone heeereeee??
Hi!
I might disappear soon, warning
I'll be a slow commenter, as always
ok Eve!
going now
bye!
It's quiet????
no???
*eats cereal for breakfast*
yo.
People.
blogland.
OI!
OI!
EVE! *hugs*
HEY!
*goes to her other email*
oh DAMN.
85 emails.
GOD. DA-
*hugs* Hi Adra!!!!!! How are you?
Wow, I check my email al the time, do I don't get a pile-up like that xD
*so
Hey
Falling asleep....
Ahhhh
and i don't really check that one because all of my good blogs are connected to my OTHER Adrasdos Dark account, the one that I usually use (if you haven't noticed, the picture changed :P)
ahhh
Silence will trip and Fall....
*IS HERE*
*laughs* Hey guys, I've been getting SQUAGILLIONS of books out the library for summer reading (I got twelve out, which is TONS when you take into account the fact that I got them out just today and yesterday, and also I have to carry them around in my schoolbag if I take them out) and NOW, for the first time in, like, weeks, I don't feel like reading!
*laughs*
Which is why I'm hereeeeee.
*looks at literal piles of books in front of me* I am unbelievable.
I reckon the current regulars would be ME, Adra, Eve, Em, Nix, L, Lynxia, er . . . *can't be bothered to rack my brains for any possible others* Let's just pretend that's everybody.
I ADORE digestive biscuits. I know, I'm weird.
Csgd - might start writing. Hope I doooooo, I've been a bit stuck recently . . .
Is Star the only one here?
Of course, now I've said that, someone'll appear . . .
And now I've said someone'll appear, someone might not do . . .
WHATEVER. Whether someone appears or not, Ink shalt be proved wrong.
*is proved wrong* :P
Someone didn't appear.
Oh, brb.
STAR
I PROVED YOUR PROVEN WRONG WRONG
lunch time yall...
ttys!
*IS BACK*
Sorry, I was gone longer than I expected . . .
I KNEW IT!!!!! I KNEW I WOULD BE PROVEN WRONG!!!!!!! *hugs Dark*
Hi.
*laughs* This morning I was pretending I was characters from my story - except not when I was talking to people. It was quite fun. One minute I was Marigold, and I was flickering my eyes over everything to spot possible dangers, and I was glaring into space because an imaginary Sapphire was making me so something I didn't want to do. Then I pretenddd I was Sapphire, and that was weird because I had to look down when I was looking at imaginary Marigold as Marigold's shorter than Sapphire. I had to smile whilst gazing intensly at imaginary people who thought we qere suspicious, to hypnotise them into being unsuspicious.
It was rather fun.
*do something, not so
*pretended
*were
*polishes Banana Statue*
We've gotta hoooold on, to what we got,
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not,
We got each other, and that's a lot,
For love . . . We'll give it a shot!
Woooooooah, we're half-way the-re,
Ohhhh-oh, livin' on a prayer!
Take my hand, we'll make it I swe-ar,
Woahhhh-oh, livin' on a prayer!
*is a malteser*
*jumps in holding a cutlass* Anyone in the mood for a battle against pirates???? If there's anyone here that is!
*drops cutlass and sits on beach* Ah well...
*malteaser
*looks at malteaser next to me* HELLO!!!! I'm a malteaser! And you're a malteaser tooooo! Isn't this excitingggggg?
Fellow malteaser: *gives Ink an odd look* . . . We've always been malteasers . . .
Ink: *rolls backwards and forwards in attempt to nod, trying not to look guilty* Er, yes. I knew that.
Fellow malteaser: *gives the rolling Ink an odder look* . . . You DIDN'T know we were malteasers? What did you think we were?
Ink: *struggles to stop rolling* Marshmellows???
Fellow malteaser: *gives Ink a that-malteaser-is-insane look and rolls as far away from her as possible*
Ink: *has finally managed to stop rolling :)* HEY! Where are you going???
Fellow malteaser: STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU WEIRDO!
Ink: *starts melting tears of chocolate* :(
*LIGHTBULB MOMENT (but keep that lightbulb away from Ink The Malteaser, please, I don't want ALL my chocolate to melt off . . .*
Ink: *zaps back into a human and noms the Mean Malteaser Who Calls Himself Fellow*
MWAH HA HA. Hi, Rim!
*picks up cutlass* Hi Star!! Wanna battle some pirates??
Ohhhhhkay!
*grabs cutlass painted to look like a banana*
Pirate!!!! *a pirate attempts to take my hat*
*Flicks cutlass towards his arm*
*pirate pulls out own sword and we battle in the surf*
*pirate steals hat and I chase him onto the beach*
Pirate: *comes up behind Ink and tries to strangle her*
Ink: *shoves pirate backwards*
Pirate: *is still holding onto Ink's throat* *falls backwards into Banana Statue* *swears* *realises the Banana Statue could be worth quite a lot of money*
Ink: *escapes strangle hold while he is sostracted* *stabs him with banana-cutlass* *makes an offering of him to the Banana Lord*
:)
*distraced not sostracted*
**distracted not sostracted
Even my corrections need correcting . . .
*tackles pirate and takes hat back*
*Gets off of pirate and he walks back the the pirate ship defeated*
*is blocking attacks from five pirates who are trying to steal the Banana Statue*
*joins Star and fights back to back*
:)
*pirate chops my arm off while I'm smiling* OWWWWW!!!! D:
*chases Arm-Chopper-Offer round the beach waving cutlass and yelling*
*finally catchs up with him and STABS HIM TO DEATH :)*
*looks back and realises the remaining pirates have captured the Banana Statue*
. . . Eve, I have failed you.
*kills 2 pirates but realises the statue was lost and gives up* What was the statue anyway?
It was a seven-foot statue of a banana made of expensive purple metal. It was my gift to the Banana Lord that I made, like, last month (NOT irl) and now it's GONE.
*glares angrily at pirates and wonders how I'm going to explain this to my master*
If Eve comes on, tell her I'm not here. *hides behind leaf*
HI FLAME!
Ok Star! Hey Flame!!!! Long time no see!!! Wanna join in with the pirate battle?? ;)
*creeps up behind pirate, still hiding behind leaf* You can't seeeee meeee . . .
*pirates attacks*
DAMMIT! How did he know I was here???
http://flamephoenixblogwithallthestuff.blogspot.ie/
*another pirate tries to attack and I stab him in the chest*
MWUHAHAHA!!
*pulls cutlass out dripping pirate blood*
@Flame: I CAN'T friggin comment, my stupid phone won't let me. Having a blog laid out like that is a really good idea, though.
*squirts ink in pirate's eye then runs him though while he can't see*
*washes cutlass in the sea and roundhouse kicks another pirate*
Ink should be writing . . . *is using 'Ink' instead of 'Star' in the effort to get more people to calk me Ink, as the Star-Callers greatly outnumber the Ink-Callers*
I've called you star since youve been on the blog so I'm not changing.
*snaps pirate's neck while shooting to Star.*
Never asked for you to change. If everybody called me Ink, the Ink-Callers would overwhelm the Star-Callers. O_O
*jumps out of the shadows and screams so that everyone else does*
BOO!
Hey Val!!!
*kicks dead pirates body into the sea and cuts another pirates neck*
Darkness.
“She’s not here!” James called, a fireball appearing in his cupped hands, setting his face in an orangey glow. It was a small illumination, only enough to show his face. Green eyes were the only other colour than the fiery orange on his stone hard, pale face. Cropped white hair glowed in the darkness.
“Are you sure?” Howard called back in reply, walking from the shadows that flew around the room. He switched on the flashlight he held in his left hand, and it flickered out almost instantly. “Damn batteries,” he muttered and discarded the dead torch.
“Of course he’s sure, numb nuts.” A third boy spoke elegantly, walking through the wooden framed door. Cyrus Tinder, his name. “We’ve tried five houses, and no sign of that bitch.” The fireball engorged into a small fire, situated and controlled beautifully in James’ hand. “Cut that out, worthless brain. Do you seriously want this place to go up like a matchbox?”
The fire died out, James confidence dying with it. He wasn’t worthless. Or that’s what he told himself. But even he was beginning to believe it. Cyrus moved quickly, walking with thick graceful steps until he reached the far wall. He splayed his fingers, placed them on the wall, muttered something and took a giant step backwards. The wall buckled and crumbled, falling down the outside of the house in a mound of dust and debris.
The topmost room in the house lit up immediately, the outside morning sun just raised, already shining brightly. Heat flew over James’ cold rigid body. He had always hated the dark. Relief washed over him as he was told to jump. Not exactly relief, but he hated the house he stood in. Stepping up, he looked down. It must have been at least a ten feet drop to the ground. He turned and looked at Cyrus. “Are you staying?”
Howard looked at James expectantly, “What do you mean, ‘is he staying.’ Seriously, do you even use your brains?” it was obviously intended to suck up to Cyrus.
Cyrus shot him a cold glare, said nothing, and then trailed back into deep thought.
*screams*
HI IVY!!!!
You've posted that here on a number of occasions, right, Flame? S'intriguing. I want to know what they're doing. :)
Poor James.
Have I?
No, I haven't...
You havvvvvvve. Not that that's necessessarily a bad thing. BUT YES, YOU HAVVVVVVVVE.
VvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvV
Anywayyyy
Gotts go.
I know you'd love me to stay, and all, but can't sorry!
*hugs all around*
BYE
Bye!!!
http://flamephoenixblogwithallthestuff.blogspot.ie/
go look
Fours Rim!!!
Silence will fall when the question is asked.
silence MUST fall when the question is asked
new post:
http://ameriminionfanfiction.blogspot.com/2012/07/hats-vs-mustaches.html
New post:
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2012/07/babies-are-evil.html
Commented on yours, Jakro XD
sweetness
Go look at mine.
one of what.... or who???
One of the people.
And which one
yes, and you get one guess
~sword dude
~jumping dude
~hat dude
Hat dude?
wrong
sword dude
gtg
Bye Jakro
Ugh, uploading actually good-quality youtube videos takes so LONG...
FEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
GASP****
I KNOW THE QUESTION!!!!!
WHO GAVE ME SUGER???
Was it you?O.o i think it was...
I'll be keeping an eye on you...
wonderful!!! a picture, now i have to go find a mouse.
sry i havent been on having the worst day of my life first started off mom hiding the iPad so i just went back to bed then my nephew creates a tale of me doing something i never would getting my mother pissed off at me. then continues to get me in trouble until they finally go out letting me be alone. then my father calls whilst he is at work cursing me over the phone. then he comes home and CONTINUES to curse me out and then threatns to punch me bloody.
nO! NOT YAY TO THAT!
'Ello.
testing... again
you cant even see that!
not yay at all
I hate waiting...
Right nnow I am currently enjoying peace and quiet
Hello? Anyone?
once more... testng
GHAAAAA THATS NO BETTER.
*grumples about something*
You know what I love? When my sister walks in and says, "Hey, can I read Skulduggery?"
It is a great moment, knowing that she finally realizes how epic it is.
Oh my God my sort-of step sister just got a baby hamster :D
"Ha! I laugh in the face of danger. And then I hide until it goes away..."
heheeh RAAAANDOOOMMM
Lost in the darkness silence surrounds you once there was morning now endless night i will find the answer i promise you til the day that i-do you really think that i would ever let you go? do you really think that i would ever set you free? if you do im sad to say it simply isnt so i will never let you go! all....all that you are is a face in the mirror i close my eyes and you'll disappear!....im what you face in the muirror ill be here as long as you live
good day folks
hi nearly 12am
ZAF!!!
*hugs*
hi
*hugs* HI!!
casually debating if Jekyll was the good guy or bad guy. I know he the good guy xD its 12;03am
debating opens the mind
it does. now we casually quoting lines from the musical...haa
"And they'll never be able to seperate Jekyll from Hyde!"
"I'll see you there, Jekyll!"
going to bed if i dont cya ill cya wednesday
bye Zaf!
BLOG!! DEREK BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!!
Hahahaha, Angel from Buffy is SUCH a Caelan... XD
I now get the reference in Death Bringer
heya Val
Hi Miss
Will be distant, watching stuff on Netflix
oki doki
Oh my God, he is such a Caelan XD
Dark, quiet, stares intensely, appears out of nowhere, jealous of the girl's boyfriend... CREEPER!
yeah
*is watching Despicable Me*
MINIONS! ASSEMBLE!
Derek is such a Gru
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