For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?
I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).
I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...
Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.
Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)
For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.
Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.
And now, a picture.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
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g2g now :( talk to ya later
I found it one day. It was just a little pup back then. It was a rainy night... It took cover by me. The vet was nearby so I carried it there.
He let me keep him.
He hates the mailman, which is a problem beacause the mail man brings us mail
Bye Sugar!
Bye Sugar!
Bye salt!
This is pretty much what my chickens look like, the first one looks like silky, the second one looks like dusk and the third one looks like chick pea
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4524323473195300&id=0a1e847f7974b48526c007f07c46560e
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4905398736455192&id=e57de31cb8e6d2d1cf88127ac598b6c4
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4837456654239842&id=7e78efe361719b87f343379c9535a996
I've decided who got in the Comp, unless someone else has a go by tomorrow
By mulp!
I always forget the e!
http://www.out-and-about-with-your-dog.com/images/blue-roan-cocker-spaniel-photos-archie-21427784.jpg
This is what my dog kinda looks like. His name is Monty
What comp???
Oooh, try out for it, it'll be fun Selena!
Hey, did anyone look at the chicken pics? and sorry bout that nix, I didn't mean to
*is tempted to eat the live chickens*
Your dogs are so cute Val!
Eve is so jealous
And mine!
Like I said, they may be cute but the brown one is an idiot.
I.. Don't think you said that, val
No, I did say that. I remember typing it. Unless it didn't post...
Your first comment disappeared too
Yep, I said that my dog Oliver was stupid
I never said first.
I think you're going crazy...
No, your first comment when you got here Val. If you said hello or whatever
I'm jealous?
I didn't say hello.
I said or whatever. Your first comment disspeared
No, it's still there.
Someone said hi to you before you commented, so I think it disappeared
Yeah, I can see Myth saying Hi to you, then a few comments later your first comment of the page
No, I have no clue why they said hi. That confused me too.
All I know is that none of my comments disappeared today.
*frowns*
Yokay then
Why am I jealous?
...
Because of the live chickens!
*wanders in humming the Banana Guard song*
Hi Star!
DEREK!!!!!
DEREK!!!!!
DEREK!!!!!
Derek, this question has been burning in my mind since The Faceless Ones
What would happen if a necromancer used the scepture of the ancients to house their power?
Please resond!
Hi Nix! Hi Thrust! Hi Ivy! Greetings, O Banana Lord!
Oh okay
Hi Star!
*rewards Star's grace and reverence with a purple banana*
Greetings, Inky One
Hi Star!
VERY GOOD QUESTION NIX!
hey back again!
Hi Sugar!
*squeals with delight and runs off to bury purple banana in the place where all my favourite things are buried* I THANK YOU, O GLORIOUS BANANA LORD.
HIII SUGAR!
There are so many e-mails I want to cry..
hi :)
@luce whats wrong????
Hi Sugarplum!
You are such a loyal octopus servant, Star. :P
Hi Lucy Anna!
Hi star!
We just got this weird word game.
It's called bananagram and the only thing about it that has to do anything with with bananas is the case, which is shaped like one.
So today, I gave it two things to aid its banananess by putting a real one in it.
Hi Luce!
We're being too nice to her. It's overwhelming
L!!!!!!
I nominate Lavender for Best Bloodbecause she has 16 mosquito bites and she saud the if the mosquitos could vote she was sure they'd vote for her, and I can't comment on the Awards Blog, it won't let me! :/
Isnt it Luce?
*bows* I live to serve you, Banana Lord.
hey whos lavender?????????????
Anyway. I gotta go. Been on for too long.
Bye Thrust!
bye thrust!
Fours Thrust!
Lavender is a Minion who lives in California, but at the moment she's in Korea.
Hey Star
READ BOTH
http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/operation-take-over-ireland-now-chapter.html#comment-form
Forgot second link
http://mistandnixseries.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/nix-and-mist-chapter-12-enter-le-blonde.html
g2g now :(
Bye Sugar!
I have to go now:(
I promise I'll read them when I get back though.
May the fours be with everyone!
sfbhgbvwqkjt btvchwjenvjkdm
Bye Fairy and Star!!!!!
Val, mighty minion award is for the person with the most nominations
I was wondering what the Golden God award was...
It's like the ultimate award. Someone who's just so overwhelmingly awesome or something
Luce, you need to write a description for every award
Hmmm... *remembers post with picture from the party*
I hate using that post. I don't wanna use up all of it's comments....
Hey guys. I was here earlier...
I'm a friend of Sparky if you don't know who I am.
I was just wondering if ya'll wouldn't mind giving me your ideas on a story I am midway through writing?
If you could That'd be absolutely amazing! :D
http://fell-down-therabbithole.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/ripples-work-in-progress_03.html
Hi Hayley!
Hi Hayley!
Hey Ya'll! :D
So... How are you? Did you go to Seattle?
I'm good :D
NO! Our trip got cancelled and pushed back to NEXT APRIL!!! Gah!!!
How r u?
Hey
Darn, that sucks! Well, maybe you could persuade your family/whoever's taking you to bring Sparky along...
I'm good! Well, aside from the very uncomfy couch I'm on... *kicks it* OW IT BIT ME!
hi
HELLO!
Sorry, randomly enthusiastic hello
Hi Blue!
Okay, ideas?
... I got none
Ahaha! Yeh I could try... but I'm coming with my Dance Company, and she ain't much of a dancer...
Bite it back! ;)
Well thats good :D
I dare you to try teaching her to dance...
*bites couch back*
Ewwwww... It tastes bad! *washes tongue*
Or you could dress her up as a dog and hide her in a dog cage... God I hope Sparky doesn't read that
Oh I have... Never again...
Lol! You taught that couch! It wont never bite u again! ;)
Do you reckon... like if its too much trouble dont bother, but do you reckon you could read the story I posted about earlier?
I'm reading it now (in between the times I comment/refresh/go to email). It's really good!
Hmmm... I may consider that last one... MWAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I commented on your blog, Hayley!
*tries to imagine you making Sparky dress up as a dog* *laughs evilly at the thought*
Ideas...hmmm.....
That was so, so sweet! Thankyou so, so much!
Hehehe she'd made a cute corgie, or maybe a terrior of some kind... ;)
MWAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hayley, you're amazing! You write. So. Goodly. *is bashing head against iguana*
Hahaha you're the sweetest thing! Thankyou so, so, soooo much!
Oh! Don't hurt the iguana... or your head... Be careful!
*whistles*
And don't hurt the Derek-lizard either! *hides him*
You know what? I should probably hide too if I wanna keep my blood... *sprints away and hides*
Wah????
I'm so confused...
Welcome to the world of insanity and possibly small dogs
May I take your bags? Would you like a complmentry drink?
Shhh... I'm hiding from Eve... *finds a new hiding place*
HI VAL, IN THAT HIDING PLACE OVER THERE
*points and gets a bullhorn*
Ummm... I don't think I'll take that drink but thanks for the welcome...
Why ar ppl hiding from Eve? Should I be?
Mostly Val
Although see's never taken your blood, so maybe she'll try it out
Come to think of it, she's never taken my blood either
SHE WANTS MY BLOOD! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY!
*punches Nix and finds a new hiding spot*
Ya'll are so nice here! thanks for reading my story Val...
*speaking generally so as to not giv away ur position*
OW
VAL, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? AND WHY ARE YOU HIDING BEHIND THOSE BUSHES?
DAMMIT NIX, JUST SHUT UP!!!
*finds a new hiding place*
*puts a fireworks display over Val*
... Should I try to stop this or something??
Stop Eve? That's like trying to stop gravity (which, by the way, I have done)
Well, if you want to stop Nix (or at least slow him down) you could always do this... *bites his arm off*
So hav I. Well, I don't stop it, I just dont listen to it :D
Besides Nix, you aren't supposed to do fireworks till Wednesday!
Well in America, that is... 4th of July and all that
AH AH AH AH
*punches Val*
*gets out of bite*
*sets Val on fire*
Oh... I don't care about your... is it Independance Day?
yeh! All that national spirit and stuff... ;)
Quite frankly, to me the holiday is just an excuse to get candy... Is that a bad thing for me to think?
*runs at Val with a scalpel*
AHHHHHH! EVE! *shrieks and runs away to hide again*
AHH!!! Lol I actually don't care ;) I like you Eve.
Val - Thats not bad! Same for Easter and Halloween for me! :D
Yes, but it's my country's national holiday...
Come to think of it, I don't even like my country all that much...
Hey, I just washed my hands, and they're already dry.
Coz I'm so hot!
What was I doing again? Oh right.
*runs at Valereno, screaming like a madfilly*
Then Its all G! :D
AHHHHHHHHHHH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A MADFILLY IS! *throws Hayley at Eve as a distraction*
Sorry Hayley!
*keeps running*
Well, Hayley, maybe I'll sample YOUR blood sometime. Just to see if you've been taking drugs to enhance your writing ability or something...
*ducks under flying Hayley*
*flings scalpel at Val*
*Sticks to roof before hitting Eve*
Oi! That wasn't all that nice!
You will never know ;)
But never! :D
I'm Ivy Animosity! Since when do I care about nice?
*stops running and gives up* *holds out arm to Eve*
Ahh, just get it over with.
I will know! Right after I sample Val's blood.
What? You're giving up? How unlike you. Ah well. This will be but a moment of your precious time. *pulks out chainsaw*
Uhhhh no U wont.
*lies flat against the ceiling out of ur reach.*
*pulls arm back* No chainsaws! Just your little and very terrifying syringe.
Ill always find a way, Hayley. You'll see...
Aw...
*pulls out syringe* The edges of the needle are a little jagged, and I think a brown snake has been using it a pacifier, but... Hold your arm out then!
On second thought... *darts away again* *uses Hayley as a shield*
Wait, you're BOTH on the ceiling now???
Ah, crud...
*butters ceiling so they both fall*
Stop IT!!!!
...Hayley, Val, Nix, what's your worst ever fear?
*falls down* *tries to hide under the couch*
OW IT BIT ME AGAIN!
Nup! I Dont fall even if its slippery! MWAHHAHHAHA!!
Heights... maybe
I dont feel as if divulging that information would be a smart idea at this point.
I have lots of fears, all tied for first...
-Little kids
-A face at the window
-Weeping Angels
-CAELAN!
*narrows eyes at Hayley* What if it was SPIKEY?
*grabs Val's foot*
Actually, I didn't tell you the worst one... But if it came true I would cry!
A thing, Nix?
I promise I won't use it against you...this week
What's the worst one, Val?
No, no thing... I'm just not completey sure
Well, my worst one might seem kind of silly...
Nup. I could live quite confortably up here for years. :D
Umm... Total darkness/silence. Losing my family. Falling. Large Birds, or birds in Large numbers.
*smirks at Hayl*
Now who said who was obsessed?
Maybe I should've warned you about Eve sampling blood, and Val.
Niiiiix, think of SOMETHING
What is it, Val?
Hi Sparky!
I said heights Eve
Hey bubs! I'm not obsessed. I'm bored so I'm entertaining myself the best way I know :D
Yes u shuld have.
Can u skype?
Um... Well...
I think my worst fear is that when I finally meet Derek that he absolutely would hate me. Because he's kind of who inspired me to write in the first place, and he's the best author ever and if I had to say I looked up to someone he might be who it is. So.. yeah. Kind of silly, but...
Hi Sparky! Worst fear?
Yeah, but I need it to be an actual thing, Nix. Like a large bird
Not going to get one Eve, I'm not afriad of anything like that
And hi Sparky! I knew you were here, but I also knew that you knew that I know that you knew, so...
Never thought about that, Val.... O_O
But NO, that's not the answer I wanted!
I'll just put you down as little kids...
Not Skype, unfortunately.
But I am here.
And Eve doesn't know my current worst fear, so all is swell.
*frowns*
Care to stand on the ground so I don't hurt my neck talking to you?
Oi... Large birds are terrifying. Emu's, Ostrids... grrrr...
What about.... NIX-EATING -
Dinner bye!
NO! NOT LITTLE KIDS! THEY ARE AWFUL!
Cassowarys?
(I think that's how it's spelt)
NO! She'll attack me... :(
Bye Eve
yes. Cassowaries....
Well, she's dinner, so...
Bye Eve!
Who will attack you? *is hiding a murder fork behind my back*
Bye Eve!
*takes the fork and slips it next to one of my knives*
Now, if there's a random act of steak, I am prepared.
Nooooooo! That's my fork! *whines like a four-year-old*
I actually convinced someone I was a four year old who was a mutant and worked with the X-Men... It was a funny moment
I'm happy up here... nice and safe...
*Eyes everyone on the ground suspiciously, and smiles at Sparky*
Care to join me?
*looks at fork*
*sighs and gives it back*
No stabbing Hayley.
Stab Nix or something.
*looks up*
If I could stand on the roof, I would be.
Ha HA! :D *grins and lies back casually*
*whistles and throws a knife at the ceiling* *it hits Hayley in the arm*
Woops! I appear to have "accidentally" hit a Hayley... *runs away*
*offer my hand to pull you up*
...
*looks around*
*looks up again*
Coward.
I'm gonna kill her... *growl*
*looks at Val*
*blurs after her and tackles her*
Excuse me. She was about to get me onto the roof. Somehow.
U calling me that? Im leaving. Good bye meanies.
*looks back*
No killing.
You... you want me stabbed Sparky?
*draws machete*
brb
OW! Sparky, there was a thumb tack on the ground where you tackled me! *picks up a spider and throws it at her* *sprints away*
No Nix, I just don't want Hayl stabbed.
*shrieks and flails*
GET IT AWAY!
Wow lads, what is going on?
I leave you for a few hours and you are now ripping lumps out of one another.
*Drops down onto Val's shoulders and hold gun to her head*
Mwa ha ha
EM! FINALLY FINISHED CHAPTER ONE
http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/operation-take-over-ireland-now-chapter.html
Hey Mel...
*tackles Hayley*
Oi!
*shoots spider and presses the gun back into her head, crouching on her shoulders*
*remains calm for a second, then runs and slams Hayley into the wall* *does that till she falls off, then teleports away Ivy-style*
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