Saturday, June 30, 2012

Winners and Release Dates

For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?

I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).


I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...

Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.

Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)

For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.


Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.


And now, a picture.



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Nixion Strange said...

Next time you could put a space between the words, that's hard to copy...

SugarPlum1 said...

g2g now :( talk to ya later

NOM Ominous said...

I found it one day. It was just a little pup back then. It was a rainy night... It took cover by me. The vet was nearby so I carried it there.
He let me keep him.
He hates the mailman, which is a problem beacause the mail man brings us mail

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Sugar!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Sugar!

NOM Ominous said...
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NOM Ominous said...

Bye salt!

Selena Gasp said...

This is pretty much what my chickens look like, the first one looks like silky, the second one looks like dusk and the third one looks like chick pea

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4524323473195300&id=0a1e847f7974b48526c007f07c46560e

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4905398736455192&id=e57de31cb8e6d2d1cf88127ac598b6c4



http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4837456654239842&id=7e78efe361719b87f343379c9535a996

Nixion Strange said...

I've decided who got in the Comp, unless someone else has a go by tomorrow

Selena Gasp said...

By mulp!

Selena Gasp said...

I always forget the e!

Eve the ROCK said...

http://www.out-and-about-with-your-dog.com/images/blue-roan-cocker-spaniel-photos-archie-21427784.jpg

This is what my dog kinda looks like. His name is Monty

Selena Gasp said...

What comp???

Nixion Strange said...

Oooh, try out for it, it'll be fun Selena!

Selena Gasp said...

Hey, did anyone look at the chicken pics? and sorry bout that nix, I didn't mean to

Eve the ROCK said...

*is tempted to eat the live chickens*

Your dogs are so cute Val!

NOM Ominous said...

Eve is so jealous

NOM Ominous said...

And mine!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Like I said, they may be cute but the brown one is an idiot.

NOM Ominous said...

I.. Don't think you said that, val

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No, I did say that. I remember typing it. Unless it didn't post...

NOM Ominous said...

Your first comment disappeared too

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yep, I said that my dog Oliver was stupid

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I never said first.



I think you're going crazy...

Nixion Strange said...

No, your first comment when you got here Val. If you said hello or whatever

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm jealous?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I didn't say hello.

Nixion Strange said...

I said or whatever. Your first comment disspeared

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No, it's still there.

Nixion Strange said...

Someone said hi to you before you commented, so I think it disappeared

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah, I can see Myth saying Hi to you, then a few comments later your first comment of the page

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No, I have no clue why they said hi. That confused me too.


All I know is that none of my comments disappeared today.

Nixion Strange said...

*frowns*
Yokay then

Eve the ROCK said...

Why am I jealous?

NOM Ominous said...

...
Because of the live chickens!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...
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Star Inkbright said...

*wanders in humming the Banana Guard song*

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star!

Nixion Strange said...

DEREK!!!!!

DEREK!!!!!

DEREK!!!!!


Derek, this question has been burning in my mind since The Faceless Ones
What would happen if a necromancer used the scepture of the ancients to house their power?

Please resond!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Nix! Hi Thrust! Hi Ivy! Greetings, O Banana Lord!

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh okay


Hi Star!

Eve the ROCK said...

*rewards Star's grace and reverence with a purple banana*

Greetings, Inky One

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Star!

Star Inkbright said...

VERY GOOD QUESTION NIX!

SugarPlum1 said...

hey back again!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Sugar!

Star Inkbright said...

*squeals with delight and runs off to bury purple banana in the place where all my favourite things are buried* I THANK YOU, O GLORIOUS BANANA LORD.

Star Inkbright said...

HIII SUGAR!

Luciana said...

There are so many e-mails I want to cry..

SugarPlum1 said...

hi :)

SugarPlum1 said...

@luce whats wrong????

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Sugarplum!

You are such a loyal octopus servant, Star. :P

Hi Lucy Anna!

NOM Ominous said...

Hi star!
We just got this weird word game.
It's called bananagram and the only thing about it that has to do anything with with bananas is the case, which is shaped like one.
So today, I gave it two things to aid its banananess by putting a real one in it.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Luce!

NOM Ominous said...

We're being too nice to her. It's overwhelming

Star Inkbright said...

L!!!!!!

I nominate Lavender for Best Bloodbecause she has 16 mosquito bites and she saud the if the mosquitos could vote she was sure they'd vote for her, and I can't comment on the Awards Blog, it won't let me! :/

NOM Ominous said...

Isnt it Luce?

Star Inkbright said...

*bows* I live to serve you, Banana Lord.

SugarPlum1 said...

hey whos lavender?????????????

NOM Ominous said...

Anyway. I gotta go. Been on for too long.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Thrust!

SugarPlum1 said...

bye thrust!

Star Inkbright said...

Fours Thrust!

Lavender is a Minion who lives in California, but at the moment she's in Korea.

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Star

READ BOTH

http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/operation-take-over-ireland-now-chapter.html#comment-form

Nixion Strange said...

Forgot second link

http://mistandnixseries.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/nix-and-mist-chapter-12-enter-le-blonde.html

SugarPlum1 said...

g2g now :(

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Sugar!

Star Inkbright said...

I have to go now:(

I promise I'll read them when I get back though.

May the fours be with everyone!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

sfbhgbvwqkjt btvchwjenvjkdm

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Fairy and Star!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Val, mighty minion award is for the person with the most nominations

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I was wondering what the Golden God award was...

Eve the ROCK said...

It's like the ultimate award. Someone who's just so overwhelmingly awesome or something

Luce, you need to write a description for every award

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hmmm... *remembers post with picture from the party*


I hate using that post. I don't wanna use up all of it's comments....

Ange said...

Hey guys. I was here earlier...
I'm a friend of Sparky if you don't know who I am.
I was just wondering if ya'll wouldn't mind giving me your ideas on a story I am midway through writing?

If you could That'd be absolutely amazing! :D

http://fell-down-therabbithole.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/ripples-work-in-progress_03.html

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Hayley!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Hayley!

Ange said...

Hey Ya'll! :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

So... How are you? Did you go to Seattle?

Ange said...

I'm good :D

NO! Our trip got cancelled and pushed back to NEXT APRIL!!! Gah!!!

How r u?

bluebird said...

Hey

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Darn, that sucks! Well, maybe you could persuade your family/whoever's taking you to bring Sparky along...

I'm good! Well, aside from the very uncomfy couch I'm on... *kicks it* OW IT BIT ME!

Ange said...

hi

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HELLO!


Sorry, randomly enthusiastic hello

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Blue!

Nixion Strange said...

Okay, ideas?

... I got none

Ange said...

Ahaha! Yeh I could try... but I'm coming with my Dance Company, and she ain't much of a dancer...

Bite it back! ;)
Well thats good :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I dare you to try teaching her to dance...


*bites couch back*


Ewwwww... It tastes bad! *washes tongue*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Or you could dress her up as a dog and hide her in a dog cage... God I hope Sparky doesn't read that

Ange said...

Oh I have... Never again...

Lol! You taught that couch! It wont never bite u again! ;)

Do you reckon... like if its too much trouble dont bother, but do you reckon you could read the story I posted about earlier?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm reading it now (in between the times I comment/refresh/go to email). It's really good!

Ange said...

Hmmm... I may consider that last one... MWAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

I commented on your blog, Hayley!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*tries to imagine you making Sparky dress up as a dog* *laughs evilly at the thought*

Eve the ROCK said...

Ideas...hmmm.....

Ange said...

That was so, so sweet! Thankyou so, so much!

Ange said...

Hehehe she'd made a cute corgie, or maybe a terrior of some kind... ;)

MWAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hayley, you're amazing! You write. So. Goodly. *is bashing head against iguana*

Ange said...

Hahaha you're the sweetest thing! Thankyou so, so, soooo much!

Oh! Don't hurt the iguana... or your head... Be careful!

Nixion Strange said...

*whistles*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And don't hurt the Derek-lizard either! *hides him*


You know what? I should probably hide too if I wanna keep my blood... *sprints away and hides*

Ange said...

Wah????

I'm so confused...

Nixion Strange said...

Welcome to the world of insanity and possibly small dogs
May I take your bags? Would you like a complmentry drink?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Shhh... I'm hiding from Eve... *finds a new hiding place*

Nixion Strange said...

HI VAL, IN THAT HIDING PLACE OVER THERE
*points and gets a bullhorn*

Ange said...

Ummm... I don't think I'll take that drink but thanks for the welcome...
Why ar ppl hiding from Eve? Should I be?

Nixion Strange said...

Mostly Val
Although see's never taken your blood, so maybe she'll try it out
Come to think of it, she's never taken my blood either

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

SHE WANTS MY BLOOD! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY!


*punches Nix and finds a new hiding spot*

Ange said...

Ya'll are so nice here! thanks for reading my story Val...

*speaking generally so as to not giv away ur position*

Nixion Strange said...

OW
VAL, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? AND WHY ARE YOU HIDING BEHIND THOSE BUSHES?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

DAMMIT NIX, JUST SHUT UP!!!


*finds a new hiding place*

Nixion Strange said...

*puts a fireworks display over Val*

Ange said...

... Should I try to stop this or something??

Nixion Strange said...

Stop Eve? That's like trying to stop gravity (which, by the way, I have done)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, if you want to stop Nix (or at least slow him down) you could always do this... *bites his arm off*

Ange said...

So hav I. Well, I don't stop it, I just dont listen to it :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Besides Nix, you aren't supposed to do fireworks till Wednesday!





Well in America, that is... 4th of July and all that

Nixion Strange said...

AH AH AH AH
*punches Val*
*gets out of bite*
*sets Val on fire*

Nixion Strange said...

Oh... I don't care about your... is it Independance Day?

Ange said...

yeh! All that national spirit and stuff... ;)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Quite frankly, to me the holiday is just an excuse to get candy... Is that a bad thing for me to think?

Eve the ROCK said...

*runs at Val with a scalpel*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AHHHHHH! EVE! *shrieks and runs away to hide again*

Ange said...

AHH!!! Lol I actually don't care ;) I like you Eve.

Val - Thats not bad! Same for Easter and Halloween for me! :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yes, but it's my country's national holiday...


Come to think of it, I don't even like my country all that much...

Eve the ROCK said...

Hey, I just washed my hands, and they're already dry.

Coz I'm so hot!

What was I doing again? Oh right.

*runs at Valereno, screaming like a madfilly*

Ange said...

Then Its all G! :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AHHHHHHHHHHH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A MADFILLY IS! *throws Hayley at Eve as a distraction*


Sorry Hayley!

*keeps running*

Eve the ROCK said...

Well, Hayley, maybe I'll sample YOUR blood sometime. Just to see if you've been taking drugs to enhance your writing ability or something...

Eve the ROCK said...

*ducks under flying Hayley*

*flings scalpel at Val*

Ange said...

*Sticks to roof before hitting Eve*

Oi! That wasn't all that nice!

Ange said...

You will never know ;)

But never! :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm Ivy Animosity! Since when do I care about nice?




*stops running and gives up* *holds out arm to Eve*

Ahh, just get it over with.

Eve the ROCK said...

I will know! Right after I sample Val's blood.


What? You're giving up? How unlike you. Ah well. This will be but a moment of your precious time. *pulks out chainsaw*

Ange said...

Uhhhh no U wont.

*lies flat against the ceiling out of ur reach.*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*pulls arm back* No chainsaws! Just your little and very terrifying syringe.

Eve the ROCK said...

Ill always find a way, Hayley. You'll see...

Eve the ROCK said...

Aw...

*pulls out syringe* The edges of the needle are a little jagged, and I think a brown snake has been using it a pacifier, but... Hold your arm out then!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

On second thought... *darts away again* *uses Hayley as a shield*

Eve the ROCK said...

Wait, you're BOTH on the ceiling now???

Ah, crud...

*butters ceiling so they both fall*

Ange said...

Stop IT!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

...Hayley, Val, Nix, what's your worst ever fear?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*falls down* *tries to hide under the couch*

OW IT BIT ME AGAIN!

Ange said...

Nup! I Dont fall even if its slippery! MWAHHAHHAHA!!

Nixion Strange said...

Heights... maybe

Ange said...

I dont feel as if divulging that information would be a smart idea at this point.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I have lots of fears, all tied for first...


-Little kids
-A face at the window
-Weeping Angels
-CAELAN!

Eve the ROCK said...

*narrows eyes at Hayley* What if it was SPIKEY?

*grabs Val's foot*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Actually, I didn't tell you the worst one... But if it came true I would cry!

Eve the ROCK said...

A thing, Nix?

I promise I won't use it against you...this week

Eve the ROCK said...

What's the worst one, Val?

Nixion Strange said...

No, no thing... I'm just not completey sure

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, my worst one might seem kind of silly...

Ange said...

Nup. I could live quite confortably up here for years. :D

Umm... Total darkness/silence. Losing my family. Falling. Large Birds, or birds in Large numbers.

Sparky Braginski said...

*smirks at Hayl*

Now who said who was obsessed?

Maybe I should've warned you about Eve sampling blood, and Val.

Eve the ROCK said...

Niiiiix, think of SOMETHING

What is it, Val?

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Sparky!

I said heights Eve

Ange said...

Hey bubs! I'm not obsessed. I'm bored so I'm entertaining myself the best way I know :D

Yes u shuld have.

Can u skype?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Um... Well...

I think my worst fear is that when I finally meet Derek that he absolutely would hate me. Because he's kind of who inspired me to write in the first place, and he's the best author ever and if I had to say I looked up to someone he might be who it is. So.. yeah. Kind of silly, but...

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Sparky! Worst fear?

Yeah, but I need it to be an actual thing, Nix. Like a large bird

Nixion Strange said...

Not going to get one Eve, I'm not afriad of anything like that

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And hi Sparky! I knew you were here, but I also knew that you knew that I know that you knew, so...

Eve the ROCK said...

Never thought about that, Val.... O_O

But NO, that's not the answer I wanted!

I'll just put you down as little kids...

Sparky Braginski said...

Not Skype, unfortunately.

But I am here.

And Eve doesn't know my current worst fear, so all is swell.

*frowns*

Care to stand on the ground so I don't hurt my neck talking to you?

Ange said...

Oi... Large birds are terrifying. Emu's, Ostrids... grrrr...

Eve the ROCK said...

What about.... NIX-EATING -

Dinner bye!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NO! NOT LITTLE KIDS! THEY ARE AWFUL!

Sparky Braginski said...

Cassowarys?

(I think that's how it's spelt)

Ange said...

NO! She'll attack me... :(

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Eve

Ange said...

yes. Cassowaries....

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, she's dinner, so...

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Eve!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Who will attack you? *is hiding a murder fork behind my back*

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Eve!

Sparky Braginski said...

*takes the fork and slips it next to one of my knives*

Now, if there's a random act of steak, I am prepared.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nooooooo! That's my fork! *whines like a four-year-old*




I actually convinced someone I was a four year old who was a mutant and worked with the X-Men... It was a funny moment

Ange said...

I'm happy up here... nice and safe...

*Eyes everyone on the ground suspiciously, and smiles at Sparky*

Care to join me?

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks at fork*

*sighs and gives it back*

No stabbing Hayley.

Stab Nix or something.

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks up*

If I could stand on the roof, I would be.

Ange said...

Ha HA! :D *grins and lies back casually*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*whistles and throws a knife at the ceiling* *it hits Hayley in the arm*




Woops! I appear to have "accidentally" hit a Hayley... *runs away*

Ange said...

*offer my hand to pull you up*

Sparky Braginski said...

...

*looks around*

*looks up again*

Coward.

Ange said...

I'm gonna kill her... *growl*

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks at Val*

*blurs after her and tackles her*

Excuse me. She was about to get me onto the roof. Somehow.

Ange said...

U calling me that? Im leaving. Good bye meanies.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...
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Sparky Braginski said...

*looks back*

No killing.

Nixion Strange said...

You... you want me stabbed Sparky?
*draws machete*

brb

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

OW! Sparky, there was a thumb tack on the ground where you tackled me! *picks up a spider and throws it at her* *sprints away*

Sparky Braginski said...

No Nix, I just don't want Hayl stabbed.

Sparky Braginski said...

*shrieks and flails*

GET IT AWAY!

Drew O'Connor said...

Wow lads, what is going on?
I leave you for a few hours and you are now ripping lumps out of one another.

Ange said...

*Drops down onto Val's shoulders and hold gun to her head*

Mwa ha ha

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...
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Nixion Strange said...

EM! FINALLY FINISHED CHAPTER ONE

http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/operation-take-over-ireland-now-chapter.html

Sparky Braginski said...

Hey Mel...

*tackles Hayley*

Oi!

Ange said...

*shoots spider and presses the gun back into her head, crouching on her shoulders*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*remains calm for a second, then runs and slams Hayley into the wall* *does that till she falls off, then teleports away Ivy-style*

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