Saturday, June 30, 2012

Winners and Release Dates

For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?

I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).


I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...

Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.

Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)

For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.


Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.


And now, a picture.



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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*grins*

rereading the whole series. Im on page 78 in The Faceless Ones

Noelle said...

Haha honey, I'm not talking about Skulduggery Pleasant. I'm talking about the books that I wrote :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh...sry was lost...O.o im happy someone commented on mu Blog.

NOM Ominous said...

The thing I was annoyed about.
I'm stuck with this awesome idea, but I see way too many problems with it.
*manly pouts*
This is why I never get to write anything...

Noelle said...

Haha lucky!! no one comments on mine...
I'm just alone, left on the street, my only company is my own thoughts.

*Wind of Change plays in the background*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Gtg niiight

Noelle said...

haha I just began to write, and fixed problems later. Seriously, I got through bk 1 and realized so many plot holes it took FOREVER to patch up, but it gave me so much insight for a series...
Anyway, I say you should just go for the Hail Mary!

Noelle said...

Bye zaf!!!! *hugs*
heal well!

Noelle said...

Anyway, Thrust, what was your idea??? If you don't mind my asking.

NOM Ominous said...

... Its hard to explain and hurts to think about, but I'll give it a try

Noelle said...

oh okay!

NOM Ominous said...

This building.
In which time... Overlaps.
You walk into it, you see your future self who walked into it in the future. I can probably think of a whole story involving this, and I have partially.
But there are many many MANY problems. SO YA HEAR MEH???

Selena Gasp said...

WOW this is hard work

NOM Ominous said...

Hi sel, how's it going?.

NOM Ominous said...

Oh, ok, hard. Right.

Selena Gasp said...

ack, gtg be back in just a tick

NOM Ominous said...

Bye sel! Gl!

Nixion Strange said...

Heeey

NOM Ominous said...

Nix!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Thrust!

Noelle said...

Actually thrust, that sounds... Pretty cool :D Of course, i'd need a bit more explanation because that is a bit confuzzling, but...

And SELENA *tackles* whats up my dawg!

Oh god, I'm NEVER saying that again.

I'm writing too!
WOOO

Noelle said...

Hey Nix!!! *hugs* whats up

Nixion Strange said...

*looks up*
I see a bird

Noelle said...

Mine

Noelle said...

MINE

Noelle said...

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

Noelle said...

MINE

Noelle said...

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooO

Noelle said...

*SIGH* fineeee :D SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!!!

NOM Ominous said...

Hi kal!
Adra, it hurts my brain, because I can't think of what might happen when eventually time catches up to the people and they're left with two of each of them them.
This is the reason i came here. And now I think I just though of something, not very amazing but something to cure that.
But therere more problems.

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Thrust, I think you'd be interested in this

http://youbetterhopeyouwin.blogspot.com.au/

Noelle said...

Your welcome, Kal *hands a skul-cake*

uh, one could mysteriously die, Thrust :D and i could always help. You can just email me or something :D Im not too bad at problem solving.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi everyone who came!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Eve!

Noelle said...

Hey EVE!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Adrasdos
Anyone can do it. I'm only letting a limited number of people in
And to people who are already on the Island- sorry, you might not get it. Not saying you won't, but you might not

Noelle said...

*raises glass* hear hear!
Well said, Kallie!!!

Nix- oh ok thanks for clearing that up! Souds... Challenging. *dark laugh* funnnnnnn

Nixion Strange said...

All questions will be answered tomorrow. But I can tell you I'm going to try and make it different to the Island

NOM Ominous said...

Thanks for telling me about that, nix.

Noelle said...

oh, and uh, what exactly IS the island?

Nixion Strange said...

A blog I kinda based this blog on. It was made by Gepard

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Kal, you know the Island has a new challenge for you

NOM Ominous said...

Nix, I would be honored to have the honor of being cut out.

Nixion Strange said...

You'll find out tomorrow who got in

Noelle said...

oh right. at the blog now.... Cool. Good luck Kal :D

I just realized. I can't really say "dark laugh"... it could be looked at as an adjective, or as me, talking in third person...
There goes my life.

Noelle said...

Hahaha. RIIIIIGHT. I'm reading now. I probably won't get in. such a late entry. *headdesk*

Nixion Strange said...

Anyone who reads Nix and Mist, chapter 12 is finito

http://mistandnixseries.blogspot.com.au/

Noelle said...

Cool!!!
Okay, I'll read that, but then I must be going to bed... So... tired.
I'll be on tomorrow!
Love yall!!!
*hugs*
Byeeeeeeee

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Adrasdos!

Nixion Strange said...

FIRST CHAPTER OF THE ZAF AND EM THING IS UP!!

http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/

NOM Ominous said...

Zaf and EM?

Selena Gasp said...

Yippie for me, I get to dust my book shelf.

NOM Ominous said...

*looks up from sharpening my blade, intent*

Nixion Strange said...

Read it Thrust

Selena Gasp said...

I have been gone longer then I thought I would be and now I am briefly back to say, HELLO!

Selena Gasp said...

Hello Nixion, long time no see.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Selena

Selena Gasp said...

Thrust, I think we may have meet. Is Ardo here?

Selena Gasp said...

Who here enjoys chores? Not me that's for sure

Selena Gasp said...

Oh, Ardo has gone. Sad.

Nixion Strange said...

Wouldn't know, I don't do them

Selena Gasp said...

Ardo = Adrasdos The journey to her new nickname was a strange one, but laughable

Selena Gasp said...

REALLY Nix, you don't have any chores? You lucky thing you!

Nixion Strange said...

I think she left

Selena Gasp said...

Well, now I must endevour to dust my room."Yay"

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i'm back!

Selena Gasp said...

C u soonishly I hope.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Fire!

Selena Gasp said...

AH FIRE! we shall duel shortly, but I must do other stuff. In fact,I may be quite a while, soooo

NOM Ominous said...

Sorry, sel, was reading reading. I love dusting my room to! *Excitedly breaks duster*
Oops
*grins*
Too vad

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

kk Selena, Bye!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Hi Nix!
Hi Thrust!

NOM Ominous said...

Nix... Where's zaf and EM??

Nixion Strange said...

They're people. I worte a thing about them, it's really fun

http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/operation-take-over-ireland-now-chapter.html#comment-form

Eve the ROCK said...

Commented on N&M

Selena Gasp said...

Top shelf of bookcase done, rest of the room here I come

Nixion Strange said...

Thanks Eve
Now read this
http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/operation-take-over-ireland-now-chapter.html#comment-form

Selena Gasp said...

Wheew It is dusty in here!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i really like the story, Nix. it's kinda funny:D LOL

Alexander Mythology said...

I feel so unloved. I left and no one even noticed I was gone...

NOM Ominous said...

I like it ! Keep going.

Eve the ROCK said...

And commented on the Zaf and Em story

Selena Gasp said...

Chest of draws done and dusted. Oh, hahaha that was unintentional

NOM Ominous said...

No, we were just so sad we didn't wanna talk about it myth, don't feel down!

Eve the ROCK said...

We noticed in our hearts, Myth. Something was missing. It was like a chunk of us had been ripped out.

Alexander Mythology said...

Yes, and you all seemed SOOO upset...
Never mind. I'm here now. Hi!

Nixion Strange said...

No one noticed I was gone last night Myth...

Hi Myth!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Hi Myth!

NOM Ominous said...

We're VERY good at hiding our sorrow, aren't we china?
Noise comes from chest: *mmffmmferff*

Yeah, I'm sure she agrees.

Alexander Mythology said...

Hi.
I noticed you were gone, but I just assumed it was because of some sudden and very important incident popping up when you least expected it. and so, I made no comment.

Also, are there any other NZ people on right now?

Alexander Mythology said...

Lol. Is Sparky still on?

NOM Ominous said...

We're you lolling at me, myth?
*looks up proudly, then down expectantly*


WELL??

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i'm going distant now...........

NOM Ominous said...

Sparky hasn't been on for a while

Nixion Strange said...

She was on yesterday
Or was it the day before?

NOM Ominous said...

Earlier today

Alexander Mythology said...

Yep, I was laughing at you. You can be proud.
...Wow. That sounded incredibly insulting.

NOM Ominous said...

Lol.

Alexander Mythology said...

My butt's going numb in this seat.

NOM Ominous said...

My but did that yesterday.

NOM Ominous said...

Only my seat was a table
And it may have been only the top half of my butt
Nonetheless it was weird

Alexander Mythology said...

Oh, okay. Were you sitting on a bench or a table?

NOM Ominous said...

I was sitting in pie.

Alexander Mythology said...

...never mind.

Alexander Mythology said...

Trust, how old are you?

NOM Ominous said...

Then it blasted me off to space.

Well I'm sure that was it's intention. Only before I reached the mesosphere, i started to fall.


I was saved by an airplane.

Selena Gasp said...

The same thing happened to me Mythology
Oh oops I didn't publish that oh well its my break now!

Eve the ROCK said...

You all start crying when no one notices you're gone. I've been forgotten PLENTY of times and I don't throw a tantrum

NOM Ominous said...

Which then crashed, killing a few, but at least I'm safe!

*buttfalls off*

Umm... I don't actually NEED theat, do I?

Selena Gasp said...

OHH I am a kiwi yayayay a fellow New Zealander whoop whoop!

Alexander Mythology said...

*grins goofily*

Hi, Val.

Eve the ROCK said...

That...took a while to publish.

Awwwwkwarrrrrrd convo train moved on without me

Selena Gasp said...

hahahahah. *laughs for no reason* I have to do more dusting now.

Alexander Mythology said...

Kia ora!

NOM Ominous said...

Take a guess, myth.id like to know what I kinda impression I give.

Im aboy, by the way. Sometime I think I talk too much like girls. Insane-like.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

WHAT? HAYLEY AND SPARKY WAS HERE? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE LEAP OUT OF THE SCREEN TO TELL ME?

Alexander Mythology said...

Just as long as it's not the bits in front, Trust, you'll be fine.

How old are you?

Selena Gasp said...

SOOO Myth, do you like rugby? Can I call you Myth? I am soo happy that you are in N.Z YAAAYYYAAAY sorry, I will take a while to calm down.

NOM Ominous said...

Because we lost our pass ports Val?

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Val!

brb

Eve the ROCK said...

I would've leapt out of the screen, but the Zoombinis were trying to escape and unleash their evil nonsense onto the world!

So I was a tad preoccupied

NOM Ominous said...

Guess! guess! guess! Myth!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ah, screw the passports/




Hello everyone!

Selena Gasp said...

SOOOO How old is everyone here? hmmm hmmm?

Selena Gasp said...

HI VAL! I am hyper now! whOOOOOO

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Turned thirteen at the end of April; I still keep thinking I'm twelve.

Alexander Mythology said...

No, actually, I'm not a fan of rugby apart from the world cups.
But I do like singing, reading and writing.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Singing, reading, and writing ROCK!

Selena Gasp said...

I am 12. And I am a girl but that is fairly obvious I think hence the name and such

Nixion Strange said...

15

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm definitely a girl. I'm sure you all could tell.

Selena Gasp said...

COOL MYTH Same with me! Ha!

Selena Gasp said...

Yeah, that is also fairly obvious

Nixion Strange said...

There's a dog in my backyard...

NOM Ominous said...

Yes, only I'm a terrible singer. And my brothers the best. He's what made me dispose singing though.
*squishes butter into ears*
I can't seem to get that song unstuck!!!!!

Selena Gasp said...

You know what I find funny? you could go to my school Myth! And I wouldn't even know! Depending on how old you are

Selena Gasp said...

Are you afraid of dogs Nix? They can smell fear

NOM Ominous said...

I'm 15. I just turned fifteen on the 25th
I think that was my birthday. I'm not sure, since everyone treated me like it was an ordinary regular day. And I had the go SHOPPING. for CLOTHES. for SCHOOL.
and CAMP.

Nixion Strange said...

Uh, no. It looks cute, despite how big it is
But why the hell is it in my backyard?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I hate when things can smell fear.

Selena Gasp said...

Does this ring any bells Myth? Citizenship is our path, Excellence is our goal?

Alexander Mythology said...

Sorry, the laptop went flat. I'm guessing that you, Trust, are thirteen.

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm 12, turning thirteen in September.

You must love writing my name, Val xD

Nix, what dog is it? If it's breathing fire, lock all the doors

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

I gtg now. Bye bye!!

Alexander Mythology said...

No, sorry.

Eve the ROCK said...

The dog next door keeps going into my backyard

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Fire!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Fire!

Alexander Mythology said...

Bye!

I've got to go too, sorry. I have to go get firewood.

NOM Ominous said...

Maybe it knows it has easy prey there. Because, you know, it can smell farts.



Sorry!!!!
I had to say that
DAMMIT I HATE WHEN I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING MEAN!!! WHY CAN'T I KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT LIKE I DO IN REAL LIFE.
*opens mouth*

...

Oh

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Myth and Fire!

Eve the ROCK said...

If my name was Yve, I'd be a dude

Nixion Strange said...

No, it's big and black and definatly a mortal dog.
Not exactly like this one, but the closest I could find

http://www.google.com.au/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&tbm=isch&tbnid=fKeJILcOlaPWKM:&imgrefurl=http://pips-dog-blog.blogspot.com/2009/04/big-black-dog-and-little-black-dogs.html&docid=NjU8FO3xB0vhmM&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VFdHfHAUYLQ/SdSNCGeaS8I/AAAAAAAAApY/giTGkYoPAaQ/s400/luna.jpg&w=383&h=336&ei=T4XyT6OEJdOjiQfX2aXHAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=976&vpy=120&dur=764&hovh=210&hovw=240&tx=113&ty=105&sig=101670311476180157747&page=1&tbnh=132&tbnw=154&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0,i:88&biw=1280&bih=619

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Myth!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Myth!

Eve the ROCK said...

Awwwwwwww that's so cute! Ask if you can keep it!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hmmm... That dog is pretty cute... YOU SHOULD KEEP IT.

Selena Gasp said...

Sorry about that I am back! Of course no one missed me, but to be fair I wasn't gone for to long.

SugarPlum1 said...

hi!!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Sugar!

It is cute, but for all I know it's been abused and is afraid of people, and might attack...

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Sugarplum Fairy!

Selena Gasp said...

BY MYTH OF COURSE U ARE ALREADY GONE BUT OH WELL!

SugarPlum1 said...

cute dog nix :)

NOM Ominous said...

What's it doing?

Nixion Strange said...

Okay, my sister just went outside and patted him, so he must be okay
That was a stupid move of her, but whatever
I have to take the washing in now

Selena Gasp said...

NIX, that dog looks epic! You should soo keep it and call it Daffney!

Eve the ROCK said...

Nix, you must not look it in the eye. Stand up straight, walk slowly, and if it doesn't look alarmed, and you're a brace soul, slowly hold out your fingers and let it sniff them. If it licks, you're okay. If it bites, better luck next time. If it's eating something, stay away altogether

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NO! Name it Skulduggery! Boy or girl, name it Skulduggery!

Selena Gasp said...

HI! Sugar. Can I give you a nickname?

Eve the ROCK said...

I guess my advice was useless -_-

I'm going to show you guys what MY dog looks like

SugarPlum1 said...

@selena yeah!!!!!! :) cool

Selena Gasp said...

You know, dogs come up to people that are scared of dogs because they are less inclined to look the dog in the eye.

SugarPlum1 said...

i don't have a dog but i have 2 cats...

Eve the ROCK said...

Name it Eve if it's a girl, and Frederick-Seamus if it's a guy!

Selena Gasp said...

Okay, your nickname is..........................................................

SugarPlum1 said...

1st

NOM Ominous said...

Nix! I thought you didn't do chores!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

http://photographicdictionary.com/sites/photographicdictionary.com/files/photos/s/shihtzu.jpg

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images14/ShihtzuSophie2005_0313Image0020.JPG




These aren't my dogs, but they look a little similar... The grey one looks like Serendipity and the brown one looks like Oliver

Selena Gasp said...

(I have Three chickens)............ Mulp! That is your nickname and if you don't like that then it is Dusty Star, dusty for short

Nixion Strange said...

Oh my god it was so cute. I went up to it. It hasn't got a collar, and it was shaking (that might have been the cold) and it's so lazy. I want to keep... him or her...?

SugarPlum1 said...

awww those r so cute- shitzu dogs always remind me of the sugar puff monster

Selena Gasp said...

Your dogs are cute Val!

Nixion Strange said...

It's not a chore, I'm not paid, and I do it only sometimes, rarely

SugarPlum1 said...

@selena *laughs* mulps cool :)

Selena Gasp said...

Nix, you will have to check if its a him or a her or you could just give it lots of water and wait for it to pee cause then u will know

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NAME IT SKULDUGGERY.


Or Valkyrie.

Or, you know, Isabella or Ivy...

SugarPlum1 said...

does ur mom or dad know?

Selena Gasp said...

COOL, so Mulp do you like singing, reading and writing?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My dogs may look cute, but Oliver is so stupid it even tends to surprise me still

SugarPlum1 said...

yessssss :) why?

Nixion Strange said...

My mum knows, but we don't have a gate, or a big backyard or anything a dog needs, so we can't keep the dog...

SugarPlum1 said...

my cat angus likes chewing cardboard...... cause hes strange.

SugarPlum1 said...

awwwww :(

Selena Gasp said...

U should name it Roxy or Tilly or if its a guy Ghastly (imagine the looks you would get calling out "Ghastly, Ghastly")Or Tom

NOM Ominous said...

This look a lot like my dog:

http://www.daily-quotes.net/wp-content/uploads/sharks-3.jpg

Nixion Strange said...

That's so cute Thrust

SugarPlum1 said...

if u can keep it call it derek

SugarPlum1 said...

thats beautiful..

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

That's one epic dog, Thrust. *burst out laughing and gets odd looks from family members*

Selena Gasp said...

AWHHHH that is sooo sad! Here, this should cheer u uphttp://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4748344671733502&id=e6fda96d5add9097bf3852de2cd9cd58

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