For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?
I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).
I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...
Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.
Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)
For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.
Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.
And now, a picture.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
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Gun away.
*groans on the ground, then rolls back up onto the ceiling in minor pain*
*throws Zombie at Hayley*
...
Stop fighting.
*Shoots him in the head multiple times and laughs as the body falls on Val*
*blasts the zombies head off*
Fine, I'll stop.
And EWWWWWW, Hayley pushed a zombie into me! *squeals in disgust*
*eyes Val warily*
So will i...
*looks up at Hayl*
... Piggy back?
*eyes Hayley warily back* *can't keep a straight face and starts laughing*
Hehehe sure.
*waits for Sparky to jump on*
*leaps onto Hayl's back*
Monday. We'll get Alf to take a pic.
Oh, lucky me.
First.
So... Hayley, would you like to read the wonderfully ridiculous story that me and Amanda wrote? It's not too long... And Sparky's in it!
http://valkyriesstories.blogspot.com/2012/06/tory-by-me-and-amanda.html
Yeah I saw Nix, read it, ADORED IT!!! and now is waiting for the next one.
So chop chop Strange lol
Aw..
I gotta go.
Val, dedicate!
BYE!
Bye Sparky!
What?! I don't know what to dedicate to!
Um... I dedicate this page to the hope that Derek doesn't hate me.
And bye Sparky!!!!
Sparky had to leave. :)
Hayley! Read the story!
That story is REALLY good!!!
The one with me and Amanda?
Yeh! :)
Its really Funny!!
We wrote it for Sparky to annoy her a few days ago... I'll have to video tape me reading it so you people can understand what it was supposed to sound like... XD
I'm gonna go now, byyyyyyyeeeee!!
Byeeee!!! :D But seriously it was hilarious! :D
Hi! I suppose I should dedicate for the last page, huh?
I suppose so Eve
I dedicate the other page to time. If only it could slow down a little... *sighs*
What's up Eve?
Aww ya'll sound sad :(
*smiles* Just wondering if I'm wasting my life or not. I approach everything with a "What's the rush?" attitude. Just basically chilling out. I'm wondering if that's going to ruin my life. And then I keep doing that and then I die without a sense of accomplishment. That's why I hate being alone in a room so much. I think im missing out on something. Anything. I wish time would slow down so I can sort this all out.
But really, the sigh was just supposed to add drama to my dedication :P
Eve, life isn't about doing something. It's about being happy and calm.
If you sit in the same spot for 20 years, and you're truely happy, then you're happy. Do you think you'll be any happier going out and doing things?
...Probably, yeah. I tell myself to do something, and then I just can't be bothered
I don't rush Eve. The last 2 years of my life has gone in a blink of an eye but I have not rushed to meet it.
I do hobbies that are completely time consuming but that's what I love about it. The fact that you take your time and appreciate it more.
If you rush around like a headless chicken all the time then you'll miss the simple things that are beautiful, or you might even miss an opportunity to make a difference to yourself.
Take your time Eve. It's the best way to get to know yourself and not bypass your inner self.
It's all about willpower, isn't it? Im happy once I'm doing something, but my natural instinct isn't to just get up and go there. I'm just lazy...
Aw, my dad's trying to kick out the dog
He's come back though... three times
That is one stubborn dog Nix lol
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Wow I can write some really deep shit when I want to.
You wouldn't think I have that kind of wisdom inside me when you see me lol
The only thing keeping me sane is my family. They're always here, and it makes all the difference in the world when im in the same room with them. :)
On the contrary, Em, you are very visibly wise. :)
*gasp*
Why did you gasp? lol
I know it's shocking the amount of shite I spew sometimes lol
*laughs* No, I gasped because I just decided to nominate you for most helpful!
Oh wow!!!
Thank you so much Eve, but you don't have to, honestly.
I just hope that my advice hits home cause I hope that my experiences and outcomes can help others.
I don't need a award. If I know someone has benefited from what I've said, that's a good enough award for me
Mr. Strange better be bashing out more of the story ;)
Mr. Strange is_________
Fill in the blank. If you want it to be bashing out more of the story ...
Mr. Strange is one of the more epic writer of today and needs to bash out the rest of the story
Okay, I am writing, but maybe, just for tonight, it may be something else...
So very wise. So wise.
Lol your too kind Eve, really
I'm wise...
That you are Nix but this is my moment of praising so stand over there lol
I never got a moment of praising. Besides those few hundred times
Nix, you're wise. As an orange, you are wise
But Emerald is the wise one of Blogland :)
Oi! I've helped you plenty of times Eve, as I may remind you
YES!!! Victory is mine!
*coughs nervously and composes self*
Sorry.. I don't know where that out burst came from.
I'll have a wise of with you, right here and now
dinner
Bye!
http://cricketblob.blogspot.ie/ I wrote a review of your books. please read it and leave a comment :)
I must skedaddle as well I'm afraid. I'll be back as soon as I can.
Toodle pip!
Yeah, but that's HELPFUL. I already nominated you fort that
Bye Nix and Emerald!
It was also wise Eve
I used wisdom to be helpful
Well...still. You can't be everything xD
Can't watch now
What is it?
I just now my comments are going to be disapearing all night
It's funny!
Is it now? I'll have to watch it soon then
You should
Youp
Youp soup
40 DAYS TILL I MEET DEREK!!!
G'DAY MORNING/NIGHT EVERYONE
Hi Lauren
The internet hates me
Hi Lauren!
The Internet loves me
Hello Nixion and Eve :)
Some internets hate me. Most loooooove me
Nix, you're wrong. Lots of Australians say G'day. My dad included. :P.
They also say mate and "no worries" a lot
The last two I accept, but your father is adding to sterotypes
I don't often say 'mate' or 'no worries'
If i want to get someones attention i yell 'OI' at them.
Msd
Eve, you do know I was joking, right?
... *is not talking because I am so pissed off at Nix*
Eve... I was joking...
*is so extremely angry*
*sighs*
I'm just going to leave now
*explodes with anger overload*
Hehehehe
I knew you were joking after that third one
Nix, you do know I was joking, right?
Ah, then all is well. Let us feast on the stomach of the walrus
What? No seal?
Seal, walrus. What about penguin..?
*gasps*
You'd eat penguin?
Seal, penguin, walrus, let's eat it all!
No, not really. I would prefer spaghetti bolognaise actually. What about you?
YES ALL OF THEM!!
Hage
*roasts them*
*sniffs them while they are getting roasted*
SEA HAGE
Step away from the penguin!!
They are my animals, can you not see my profile picture!
It's penguins!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oops.
*attempts to revive penguins*
Oh and chapter 6 is up if anyone gives a fuck
Hey that kinda rhymes lol
just to let ye know :)
*spits out part of penguin*
*walks up to Emerald*
Umm its a offering
*holds up partly chewed penguin*
Uh, Em, please don't take this the wrong way. It's awesome writing, worthy of being published for sure, but...
You've kinda got the necromancers the exact way Derek made them up... High Priest, shadows, temple... I'm sorry...
Actually, give a different name for High Priest and Temple, and you're set. Then all you have to do is call Necromancy something else, like Shadowmancy, the art of controling shadows, and it's perfect
Necromancy doesn't belong to Derek Landy
I mean the name
Yeah, but Necromancy is the art of raising and controling the dead. Derek decided to call controling shadows Necromancy instead of shadowmancy. Shadowmancy is actually closer to the magic
I was pondering that myself Nix, I'll make sure to have a good rummage around the auld brain to think of something.
But Necromancy is an all round used magic, it's actually quite respected in some countries with certain witch doctors. And I like it lol
GOT TO GO. BYE GUYS AND GIRLS
*spits out rest of penguin and changes to tiger then runs off*
You know what you should call it maybe (hehe call me maybe)? Shadow-wielding.
Oh wait, has that been used...?
Here's an idea that you can feel free to reject
Instead of High Priest, call him Shadow Lord, or Shadow Master, or something like that. Temple... that could be Shrine, mosque, pagoda, pantheon (all synonyms for temple)
Bye Lauren!
Oh yeah just looked it up
Witchcraft, sorcery, or black magic in general xD
*smirks*
Dark Lord? Dark Master? Death Master? Death Lord? Death Eater- no, wwait, that's been done
Bye Lauren!
Hey, maybe the shadow things could just be a branch of necromancy, that way you could keep caling it necromancy but it'll still be different
Oh, btw, I probably won't be on Thursday
Shadow Priest? I kinda like the Shrine thing
*gasps*
No Nix on Thursday. How will we survive?
*shakes heaad*
I don't know...
Oh, and alos part of tomorrow that may range from a short amount of time to most of the day
I don't think I could survive Nix.
It's all too much for me
*faints from horror*
Breath slowly... deep... in... and out
... CHANGE OF SUBJECT
*throws sneaker at Eve*
*throws an oven at Nix*
*throws rock at Eve*
I AM A ROCK
*throws strange at Nix*
*ducks behind penguins*
All this violence is not good for my writing karma.
be back later
Bye!
*tends to writing karma*
Bye Nix!
Be back soon
Bye!
Halo?
Is it me your looking for?!
Sorry Lionel Richie moment.
Heya Nix, I am here but I'm being mentally forced by NJ to write my next chapter.
Hello no one
Hi Eve!
No one?
I don't think I've met him yet? Is he new?
And hey! It's nobody or nothing! Never no one
Wheres that damn Sanctuary agent?!
Hi Zaf!
CHAPTER ONE
http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/operation-take-over-ireland-now-chapter.html
Damn sanctuary agent, present and accounted for lol
Hey, know that things have changed, what am I getting for this? I mean, no offense, but all you people seem to have is a necromancer, a werewolf and me against a cradle of magic. So... what am I getting paid now things have changed?
Well we can wipe you off the Sanctuary's most wanted list. I'm sure we can come to some arrangement Nix.
I have no idea....all of England?
Yes what Em said!!
*thinks*
I'm wanted in Aus after that little misunderstanding... Plus the death person from America promised me a third of America...
Hey Zaf, are you gonna read? It's the thing I'm writing about you
http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/operation-take-over-ireland-now-chapter.html
I thought no one was here, Nix. I wasn't talking to YOU. For I do not speak to commoners.
*is in the upper upper upper class*
*has a ridiculous umbrella*
*burns umbrella*
Zaf read the story before Nix's head explodes lol
and I'm not a commoner. I'm the Prince of Persia
I just read it...OMG I LOVE IT
*speaks very fast*
Me? Head explode? That's ridiculus. I'm not ridiculus, that's stupid. I mean- pineapple. No! AGH!
Just eat your grapes. I'm completley calm. See? Calm calm calm.*rocks back and forth*
Ring the bell Scotie
*slaps Nix*
snap outta it!!!!
You liked it? Yay. I'm still speaking too fast. Now I'm a pelican. Quack. OH! It's beam me up Scotie. I was close. Can someone please hit me? Just the once, or I might go mad and kill you all. Now we wouldn't want that, would we? fyi, I might kill you if you hit me once.
*looks at burnt umbrella and gives it to a servant* Well I never.
Zaf do you know what horrified me today, that you my friend have not followed my story or read it I think
God I was disappointed :(
*shadow walks into my tree*
ill be good
*is staring at ground, breathing heavily*
Did you... just hit me?!
*stands*
Clue- never hit someone who was once a mass insane murderer. Someone who once killed a third of the Sanctuary, and raided and killed half a Necromancer temple.
Bad move
No...I never hit you. Im in my tree awaiting Master Derek
I did follow yours Em. I just joined again.
Em???
*shadow wallks*
are you finally awake??
You-
*trips forward on face*
*isn't moving*
*gets a whale to sit next to Eve, annoying her*
Yes
*holding my head*
Head like a anvil though.
*walks in* *sits down* *gets up and walks away*
Bye!
Uh... Bye Phoenix!
Ok good!! I think i made you a wolf kabob. Least you didnt kill me!
*summons shadows*
i hear something....like...Bones...
Yeah, sorry, the instant I get on I'm being kicked off... Bye, though!
*looks around trying to listen*
That's not good.
You dont think...Pleasant found us? I hate to go up against an Elemental who was Lord Vile..
*shudders*
i'd die. Painfully
*gets up, and has forgoten about anyone hitting me*
*laughs*
I'm a bone breaker. I can take care of Pleasant
*has an intelligent conversation with whale*
Msd
*seagull lands on Eve's head*
Who's upper uppper class now?
*thinks*
Unless Pleasant shoots me. Or sets me on fire. Or kills me. Or does a number of things
*tells servant to hire someone to assassinate the seagull*
And it's upper upper UPPER class, thank you much.
Kill the skeleton!!!
*shivers with revulsion at the idea of the life of an upper upper class* How do they SURVIVE in this world?
*plane dumps mud on Eve*
You're not even upper class anymore
Kill Skulman? Maybe, if I feel like it
I am so the shady guy who won't do anything for free
Like Billy-Ray Sanguine....the hit man deluxe
Yep. So... Killing one of the most powerful people alive... that's gonna be hard. What do you have to offer?
Okay, alive was a bad choice of words... around would be better
*servant cleans the mud off my face with jewel-encrusted napkin*
I have Leonardo Di Caprio working as a shoe-shiner for me. You are nothing compared to me.
Oh god....uhm....
England?
You know, taking care of that much land is losing it's appeal to me. To much work
I want power. Magical power, more than I can get being a bone breaker. Can you do that?
*gives Mr Strange $5,000*
$4,000 to kill Jacob Black. $1,000 because you look like you could use a diamond mirror or two
I am American...I could get you into the American Sanctuary
*takes money off Eve, and steals her wallet. And all valubles in her expensive coat*
What? Sanctuary? I would be happier with England
I don't do well with Sanctuary's. Fine, for this job, I egt England. But my next job... the price will be steeper
Fine. Theres not much power I know of. I have 2 Elders. (slightly insane but they do count eh?)
England will do
Kill Skul man you say? Piece of very hard, difficult to cut and almost impossible to eat cake
*orders a new expensive coat to be specially shipped from Antarctica in an exact replica of the Titanic, wrapped in ruby-lined silk*
*burns delievery service that was bringing Eve the coat*
Yes kill Pleasant..,
I think we may suffer the wrath of the Golden God for this..but it is so worth it
So... where is he?
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