Saturday, June 30, 2012

Winners and Release Dates

For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?

I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).


I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...

Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.

Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)

For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.


Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.


And now, a picture.



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Sparky Braginski said...

*frowns and shocks Hayl, kinda hard*

Gun away.

Ange said...

*groans on the ground, then rolls back up onto the ceiling in minor pain*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*throws Zombie at Hayley*

Sparky Braginski said...

...

Stop fighting.

Ange said...

*Shoots him in the head multiple times and laughs as the body falls on Val*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*blasts the zombies head off*


Fine, I'll stop.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And EWWWWWW, Hayley pushed a zombie into me! *squeals in disgust*

Ange said...

*eyes Val warily*

So will i...

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks up at Hayl*

... Piggy back?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*eyes Hayley warily back* *can't keep a straight face and starts laughing*

Ange said...

Hehehe sure.
*waits for Sparky to jump on*

Sparky Braginski said...

*leaps onto Hayl's back*

Monday. We'll get Alf to take a pic.

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh, lucky me.

First.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

So... Hayley, would you like to read the wonderfully ridiculous story that me and Amanda wrote? It's not too long... And Sparky's in it!

http://valkyriesstories.blogspot.com/2012/06/tory-by-me-and-amanda.html

Drew O'Connor said...

Yeah I saw Nix, read it, ADORED IT!!! and now is waiting for the next one.
So chop chop Strange lol

Sparky Braginski said...

Aw..

I gotta go.

Val, dedicate!

BYE!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Sparky!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

What?! I don't know what to dedicate to!





Um... I dedicate this page to the hope that Derek doesn't hate me.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And bye Sparky!!!!

Ange said...

Sparky had to leave. :)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hayley! Read the story!

Ange said...

That story is REALLY good!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

The one with me and Amanda?

Ange said...

Yeh! :)

Ange said...

Its really Funny!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

We wrote it for Sparky to annoy her a few days ago... I'll have to video tape me reading it so you people can understand what it was supposed to sound like... XD


I'm gonna go now, byyyyyyyeeeee!!

Ange said...

Byeeee!!! :D But seriously it was hilarious! :D

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi! I suppose I should dedicate for the last page, huh?

Nixion Strange said...

I suppose so Eve

Eve the ROCK said...

I dedicate the other page to time. If only it could slow down a little... *sighs*

Nixion Strange said...

What's up Eve?

Ange said...

Aww ya'll sound sad :(

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles* Just wondering if I'm wasting my life or not. I approach everything with a "What's the rush?" attitude. Just basically chilling out. I'm wondering if that's going to ruin my life. And then I keep doing that and then I die without a sense of accomplishment. That's why I hate being alone in a room so much. I think im missing out on something. Anything. I wish time would slow down so I can sort this all out.

But really, the sigh was just supposed to add drama to my dedication :P

Nixion Strange said...

Eve, life isn't about doing something. It's about being happy and calm.

Nixion Strange said...

If you sit in the same spot for 20 years, and you're truely happy, then you're happy. Do you think you'll be any happier going out and doing things?

Eve the ROCK said...

...Probably, yeah. I tell myself to do something, and then I just can't be bothered

Drew O'Connor said...

I don't rush Eve. The last 2 years of my life has gone in a blink of an eye but I have not rushed to meet it.

I do hobbies that are completely time consuming but that's what I love about it. The fact that you take your time and appreciate it more.

If you rush around like a headless chicken all the time then you'll miss the simple things that are beautiful, or you might even miss an opportunity to make a difference to yourself.

Take your time Eve. It's the best way to get to know yourself and not bypass your inner self.

Eve the ROCK said...

It's all about willpower, isn't it? Im happy once I'm doing something, but my natural instinct isn't to just get up and go there. I'm just lazy...

Nixion Strange said...

Aw, my dad's trying to kick out the dog
He's come back though... three times

Drew O'Connor said...

That is one stubborn dog Nix lol

Eve the ROCK said...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Drew O'Connor said...

Wow I can write some really deep shit when I want to.

You wouldn't think I have that kind of wisdom inside me when you see me lol

Eve the ROCK said...

The only thing keeping me sane is my family. They're always here, and it makes all the difference in the world when im in the same room with them. :)

Eve the ROCK said...

On the contrary, Em, you are very visibly wise. :)

*gasp*

Drew O'Connor said...

Why did you gasp? lol

I know it's shocking the amount of shite I spew sometimes lol

Eve the ROCK said...

*laughs* No, I gasped because I just decided to nominate you for most helpful!

Drew O'Connor said...

Oh wow!!!
Thank you so much Eve, but you don't have to, honestly.

I just hope that my advice hits home cause I hope that my experiences and outcomes can help others.

I don't need a award. If I know someone has benefited from what I've said, that's a good enough award for me

Drew O'Connor said...

Mr. Strange better be bashing out more of the story ;)

Nixion Strange said...

Mr. Strange is_________
Fill in the blank. If you want it to be bashing out more of the story ...

Drew O'Connor said...

Mr. Strange is one of the more epic writer of today and needs to bash out the rest of the story

Nixion Strange said...

Okay, I am writing, but maybe, just for tonight, it may be something else...

Eve the ROCK said...

So very wise. So wise.

Drew O'Connor said...

Lol your too kind Eve, really

Nixion Strange said...

I'm wise...

Drew O'Connor said...

That you are Nix but this is my moment of praising so stand over there lol

Nixion Strange said...

I never got a moment of praising. Besides those few hundred times

Eve the ROCK said...

Nix, you're wise. As an orange, you are wise

Eve the ROCK said...

But Emerald is the wise one of Blogland :)

Nixion Strange said...

Oi! I've helped you plenty of times Eve, as I may remind you

Drew O'Connor said...

YES!!! Victory is mine!

*coughs nervously and composes self*

Sorry.. I don't know where that out burst came from.

Nixion Strange said...

I'll have a wise of with you, right here and now

Nixion Strange said...

dinner
Bye!

cliodhna kerr said...

http://cricketblob.blogspot.ie/ I wrote a review of your books. please read it and leave a comment :)

Drew O'Connor said...

I must skedaddle as well I'm afraid. I'll be back as soon as I can.

Toodle pip!

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, but that's HELPFUL. I already nominated you fort that

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Nix and Emerald!

Nixion Strange said...

It was also wise Eve
I used wisdom to be helpful

Eve the ROCK said...

Well...still. You can't be everything xD

Eve the ROCK said...

Can't watch now

What is it?

Nixion Strange said...

I just now my comments are going to be disapearing all night

Nixion Strange said...

It's funny!

Eve the ROCK said...

Is it now? I'll have to watch it soon then

Nixion Strange said...

You should

Nixion Strange said...

Youp

Eve the ROCK said...

Youp soup

Unknown said...

40 DAYS TILL I MEET DEREK!!!

G'DAY MORNING/NIGHT EVERYONE

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Lauren

The internet hates me

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Lauren!

Eve the ROCK said...

The Internet loves me

Unknown said...

Hello Nixion and Eve :)

Unknown said...

Some internets hate me. Most loooooove me

Eve the ROCK said...

Nix, you're wrong. Lots of Australians say G'day. My dad included. :P.

They also say mate and "no worries" a lot

Nixion Strange said...

The last two I accept, but your father is adding to sterotypes

Unknown said...

I don't often say 'mate' or 'no worries'
If i want to get someones attention i yell 'OI' at them.

Unknown said...

Msd

Nixion Strange said...

Eve, you do know I was joking, right?

Eve the ROCK said...

... *is not talking because I am so pissed off at Nix*

Nixion Strange said...

Eve... I was joking...

Eve the ROCK said...

*is so extremely angry*

Nixion Strange said...

*sighs*
I'm just going to leave now

Eve the ROCK said...

*explodes with anger overload*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hehehehe

Nixion Strange said...

I knew you were joking after that third one

Eve the ROCK said...

Nix, you do know I was joking, right?

Eve the ROCK said...

Ah, then all is well. Let us feast on the stomach of the walrus

Nixion Strange said...

What? No seal?

Unknown said...

Seal, walrus. What about penguin..?

Nixion Strange said...

*gasps*
You'd eat penguin?

Eve the ROCK said...

Seal, penguin, walrus, let's eat it all!

Unknown said...

No, not really. I would prefer spaghetti bolognaise actually. What about you?

Unknown said...

YES ALL OF THEM!!

Nixion Strange said...

Hage

Eve the ROCK said...

*roasts them*

Unknown said...

*sniffs them while they are getting roasted*

Unknown said...

SEA HAGE

Drew O'Connor said...

Step away from the penguin!!
They are my animals, can you not see my profile picture!

It's penguins!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Oops.

*attempts to revive penguins*

Drew O'Connor said...

Oh and chapter 6 is up if anyone gives a fuck

Hey that kinda rhymes lol

just to let ye know :)

Unknown said...

*spits out part of penguin*
*walks up to Emerald*
Umm its a offering
*holds up partly chewed penguin*

Nixion Strange said...

Uh, Em, please don't take this the wrong way. It's awesome writing, worthy of being published for sure, but...
You've kinda got the necromancers the exact way Derek made them up... High Priest, shadows, temple... I'm sorry...

Nixion Strange said...

Actually, give a different name for High Priest and Temple, and you're set. Then all you have to do is call Necromancy something else, like Shadowmancy, the art of controling shadows, and it's perfect

Eve the ROCK said...

Necromancy doesn't belong to Derek Landy

Eve the ROCK said...

I mean the name

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah, but Necromancy is the art of raising and controling the dead. Derek decided to call controling shadows Necromancy instead of shadowmancy. Shadowmancy is actually closer to the magic

Drew O'Connor said...

I was pondering that myself Nix, I'll make sure to have a good rummage around the auld brain to think of something.

But Necromancy is an all round used magic, it's actually quite respected in some countries with certain witch doctors. And I like it lol

Unknown said...

GOT TO GO. BYE GUYS AND GIRLS

*spits out rest of penguin and changes to tiger then runs off*

Eve the ROCK said...

You know what you should call it maybe (hehe call me maybe)? Shadow-wielding.


Oh wait, has that been used...?

Nixion Strange said...

Here's an idea that you can feel free to reject
Instead of High Priest, call him Shadow Lord, or Shadow Master, or something like that. Temple... that could be Shrine, mosque, pagoda, pantheon (all synonyms for temple)

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Lauren!

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh yeah just looked it up

Witchcraft, sorcery, or black magic in general xD

Nixion Strange said...

*smirks*
Dark Lord? Dark Master? Death Master? Death Lord? Death Eater- no, wwait, that's been done

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Lauren!

Nixion Strange said...

Hey, maybe the shadow things could just be a branch of necromancy, that way you could keep caling it necromancy but it'll still be different

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, btw, I probably won't be on Thursday

Drew O'Connor said...

Shadow Priest? I kinda like the Shrine thing

*gasps*
No Nix on Thursday. How will we survive?

Nixion Strange said...

*shakes heaad*
I don't know...

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, and alos part of tomorrow that may range from a short amount of time to most of the day

Drew O'Connor said...

I don't think I could survive Nix.
It's all too much for me

Eve the ROCK said...

*faints from horror*

Nixion Strange said...

Breath slowly... deep... in... and out

Nixion Strange said...

... CHANGE OF SUBJECT
*throws sneaker at Eve*

Eve the ROCK said...

*throws an oven at Nix*

Nixion Strange said...

*throws rock at Eve*

Eve the ROCK said...

I AM A ROCK

*throws strange at Nix*

Drew O'Connor said...

*ducks behind penguins*
All this violence is not good for my writing karma.

Nixion Strange said...

be back later
Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

*tends to writing karma*

Bye Nix!

Eve the ROCK said...

Be back soon

Bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Halo?

Drew O'Connor said...

Is it me your looking for?!

Sorry Lionel Richie moment.

Heya Nix, I am here but I'm being mentally forced by NJ to write my next chapter.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hello no one

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Eve!

Drew O'Connor said...

No one?

I don't think I've met him yet? Is he new?

Nixion Strange said...

And hey! It's nobody or nothing! Never no one

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Wheres that damn Sanctuary agent?!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Zaf!

CHAPTER ONE

http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/operation-take-over-ireland-now-chapter.html

Drew O'Connor said...

Damn sanctuary agent, present and accounted for lol

Nixion Strange said...

Hey, know that things have changed, what am I getting for this? I mean, no offense, but all you people seem to have is a necromancer, a werewolf and me against a cradle of magic. So... what am I getting paid now things have changed?

Drew O'Connor said...

Well we can wipe you off the Sanctuary's most wanted list. I'm sure we can come to some arrangement Nix.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I have no idea....all of England?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yes what Em said!!

Nixion Strange said...

*thinks*
I'm wanted in Aus after that little misunderstanding... Plus the death person from America promised me a third of America...

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Zaf, are you gonna read? It's the thing I'm writing about you

http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/operation-take-over-ireland-now-chapter.html

Eve the ROCK said...

I thought no one was here, Nix. I wasn't talking to YOU. For I do not speak to commoners.

*is in the upper upper upper class*

*has a ridiculous umbrella*

Nixion Strange said...

*burns umbrella*

Drew O'Connor said...

Zaf read the story before Nix's head explodes lol

Nixion Strange said...

and I'm not a commoner. I'm the Prince of Persia

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I just read it...OMG I LOVE IT

Nixion Strange said...

*speaks very fast*
Me? Head explode? That's ridiculus. I'm not ridiculus, that's stupid. I mean- pineapple. No! AGH!
Just eat your grapes. I'm completley calm. See? Calm calm calm.*rocks back and forth*
Ring the bell Scotie

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*slaps Nix*

snap outta it!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

You liked it? Yay. I'm still speaking too fast. Now I'm a pelican. Quack. OH! It's beam me up Scotie. I was close. Can someone please hit me? Just the once, or I might go mad and kill you all. Now we wouldn't want that, would we? fyi, I might kill you if you hit me once.

Eve the ROCK said...

*looks at burnt umbrella and gives it to a servant* Well I never.

Drew O'Connor said...

Zaf do you know what horrified me today, that you my friend have not followed my story or read it I think

God I was disappointed :(

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shadow walks into my tree*

ill be good

Nixion Strange said...

*is staring at ground, breathing heavily*
Did you... just hit me?!

Nixion Strange said...

*stands*
Clue- never hit someone who was once a mass insane murderer. Someone who once killed a third of the Sanctuary, and raided and killed half a Necromancer temple.
Bad move

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No...I never hit you. Im in my tree awaiting Master Derek

I did follow yours Em. I just joined again.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Em???

*shadow wallks*

are you finally awake??

Nixion Strange said...

You-
*trips forward on face*
*isn't moving*
*gets a whale to sit next to Eve, annoying her*

Drew O'Connor said...

Yes
*holding my head*

Head like a anvil though.

Anonymous said...

*walks in* *sits down* *gets up and walks away*
Bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Uh... Bye Phoenix!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ok good!! I think i made you a wolf kabob. Least you didnt kill me!

*summons shadows*

i hear something....like...Bones...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, sorry, the instant I get on I'm being kicked off... Bye, though!

Drew O'Connor said...

*looks around trying to listen*

That's not good.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

You dont think...Pleasant found us? I hate to go up against an Elemental who was Lord Vile..

*shudders*

i'd die. Painfully

Nixion Strange said...

*gets up, and has forgoten about anyone hitting me*
*laughs*
I'm a bone breaker. I can take care of Pleasant

Eve the ROCK said...

*has an intelligent conversation with whale*

Msd

Nixion Strange said...

*seagull lands on Eve's head*
Who's upper uppper class now?

Nixion Strange said...

*thinks*
Unless Pleasant shoots me. Or sets me on fire. Or kills me. Or does a number of things

Eve the ROCK said...

*tells servant to hire someone to assassinate the seagull*

And it's upper upper UPPER class, thank you much.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Kill the skeleton!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

*shivers with revulsion at the idea of the life of an upper upper class* How do they SURVIVE in this world?

Nixion Strange said...

*plane dumps mud on Eve*
You're not even upper class anymore

Kill Skulman? Maybe, if I feel like it
I am so the shady guy who won't do anything for free

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Like Billy-Ray Sanguine....the hit man deluxe

Nixion Strange said...

Yep. So... Killing one of the most powerful people alive... that's gonna be hard. What do you have to offer?

Nixion Strange said...

Okay, alive was a bad choice of words... around would be better

Eve the ROCK said...

*servant cleans the mud off my face with jewel-encrusted napkin*

I have Leonardo Di Caprio working as a shoe-shiner for me. You are nothing compared to me.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh god....uhm....

England?

Nixion Strange said...

You know, taking care of that much land is losing it's appeal to me. To much work
I want power. Magical power, more than I can get being a bone breaker. Can you do that?

Eve the ROCK said...

*gives Mr Strange $5,000*

$4,000 to kill Jacob Black. $1,000 because you look like you could use a diamond mirror or two

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I am American...I could get you into the American Sanctuary

Nixion Strange said...

*takes money off Eve, and steals her wallet. And all valubles in her expensive coat*

Nixion Strange said...

What? Sanctuary? I would be happier with England
I don't do well with Sanctuary's. Fine, for this job, I egt England. But my next job... the price will be steeper

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Fine. Theres not much power I know of. I have 2 Elders. (slightly insane but they do count eh?)

Nixion Strange said...

England will do
Kill Skul man you say? Piece of very hard, difficult to cut and almost impossible to eat cake

Eve the ROCK said...

*orders a new expensive coat to be specially shipped from Antarctica in an exact replica of the Titanic, wrapped in ruby-lined silk*

Nixion Strange said...

*burns delievery service that was bringing Eve the coat*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yes kill Pleasant..,

I think we may suffer the wrath of the Golden God for this..but it is so worth it

Nixion Strange said...

So... where is he?

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