For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?
I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).
I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...
Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.
Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)
For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.
Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.
And now, a picture.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
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*sends a string of fire at Selena*
WB Val!
*sends a wave of water at Zaf, looking really epic with cape billowing around her*
HAHA! *Sends sword wizzing towards DAncing from back of Hershy*
Yo Val! *high fives*
*throws grenade at Zaf*
Heeeeeeyaaaaa
AHHH * Gets burnt pretty badly* Now I am mad!!!!!
Who would you rather go up against in a fight?
Tesseract, Tanith Low, Fletcher Renn, or Mr Bliss?
*dives from sword from the last minute*
*gets soaked amd shadow walks into lake whilst the gernade goes off where I was*
haaa
*shadow walks behind Dark and sends shadow knives at Dark's back*
hi Eve!
Hi Myth!
uh oh......
Tesseract. I'm not afraid of a challenge.. *evil grin*
hehe I think Zaf's gone... >:D
I would go up against Fletcher because he's a wimp and I'd win.
*goes forward, and rips knives out of back, sending one into Zaf's shoulder*
HAHAHAHA
*jumps backward, behind a tree to avoid her next move*
*calls to behind her* IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO???
ow. that actually hurt... *pulls object from coat, laughs evilly*
...Did I arrive at a bad time?
Oh, and Kia ora everyone!
*uses shadows to send knife into a tree*
not yet
*shadow walks next to Dark and stabs in stomach* (serrated knife)
......where's Selena? we didnt finish the duel.......
Well, I can take verbal abuse to new extremes!
*SCREEMS at the top of my lungs, piercing people's eardrums, making them bleed*
Amapha blah ridda!
*shrieks loudly in order to get everyone's attention*
I. LIKE. SKULDUGGERY!
*pulls knife out, slowly and dramatically*
Haha good. I'm not done either >:D
*punches Zaf in the face, then kicks her. Rolls forward, and brings knife down in Zaf's leg. Jumps back, light on her feet.
*runs in screaming and being chased by mosquitos*
Leave me alone stupid bugs!!! You bit me enough!
*waves arms frantically*
*jumps into the lake as a fish in midjump*
Yes, Val, we all like Skulduggery.
You have my attention...
*rips knife out of leg.*
punch me kick me i dont feel the kicks THAT badly
*sends fistfull of shadows at Dark then throws knife at chest*
LAV!!!! *tackles* ITS BEEN FOREVER!!!
*jumps back to Zaf. Ready for her next move*
arghh! *eardrums pierced* so much shouting!
Hi Lav!
LAV! HERE! *tosses her bug repellent and spray to kill them* KILL THE BUGS! NOW!
*catches knife just before impaling her eye*
Nice try, dear. HAHAHA!
*throws stream of fire at Zaf*
I'm a fish, you can't really tackle a fish... But I know! It's been so long! How is everyone?
*still a fish, waitin for bugs to leave*
Dororow, Donshin Fol,yug hearing will come back soon.
i'm .....weird. You?
*hits the floor and shadow walks to tree*
gaa MY tree where I watch for Master Derek!!!
*sends a stream of shadows at*
what?
WHAT?
Me? weird? Of course. But before I said, "Don't worry, dancing fire, your hearing will come back soon.
WHAT? I CANT HEAR A THING!!!
WHAT?
Uno??
Miine
Thanks Val!
*changes back and sprays bugs*
Leave me alone stupid things or you die!!!
I'm itchy. I've got 16 bug bites in two days!
Maridda ridda blah, iphalil kir shale..
*gets hit by shadows, goes flying back. Hits the ground, staring up at the sky, just as it begins to rain*
Ow. Wh.. Where are we. HOW THE HELL ARE WE BACK IN THE GRAVEYARD??? I RAN OUT OF HERE HOURS AGO!!!
*grabs headstone, and pulls herself up. Reaches in coat, pulls out a gun. Shoots Zaf's foot.*
ha HA!!!
OUCH! I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR YU LAV!
* you
OWWW!!!!
*whips shadows at Dark from every angle*
I'm back!
I've got like, 5 bites on my neck, 6 bites on my face, one bite on my hand(hurts like heck!) one on my ear that also hurts badly, one on one leg, one behind my ear and one near my shoulder.
Deds:
First, to the people who have been joining us in Blogland
To Master Derek for terrifying me
To insanity: EMBRACE YOUR INNER LUNATIC!!!!!!!
To Ghastly Bespoke as today is his birthday
WB Selena!
we havent finished the duel yet
This is a sample of a story that I am writing. Actually I only just began writing now as i waited for my internet to come back on. Enjoy.( the first part is the blurb)
Evil Vileness Selena Moon is at large. Only an elite team of the most powerful can stop her from waking up something that never should have existed. In an epic battle between good, evil and insane, who will win. Who will prosper. And who will never see daylight again.
Selena Moon, much to her parents dissent, was insane. Not fruity, nutty or balmy. Not cookoo, of her wagon or bonkers. Just down right, run of the mill, insane. She, as a child, found it amusing how many synonyms for insane were healthy foods and had toyed with the idea of telling people that she was passion fruit. Nowdays, she simply told people that she was on a permanent diet, strictly healthy food only. How she loved seeing there faces as she suddenly approached them on the street, making her eyes glow white and her teeth sharp. “But enough about my insanity, she thought as she approached the elder mage of America” Time to get what I want.
JESUS!!!!!
*creates a bubble earth around her, ten feet thick which blocks the shadows.*
Nice one, Zafira. But, ah, you missed ;)
*Directs stones to Zaf, in hopes of trapping her*
i once got 14 mozzie bites in one night and it was on one leg. it was all swollen......
If bugs could vote, I bet they'd vote me best blood. :P depends on what best means...
I hate mosquitoes! Once I spent the night at my worst enemy's house (she was pretending to be my friend at the time but then she turned out to be a JERK) and I got ten mosquito bites that night, and she didn't get ANY! Even the mosquitoes were mean!
that's a really good start of the story, Selena:)
Well in that case, * Sends white hot bolt of energy whizzing towards Dancing fire*
*raises glass to ded* hear hear!!!
Hey Sel *hugs* i love the story!!!
And sorry Lav!!! *pity face*
*Laughs, and sits on mausoleum*
Hi Selena! I like your story sample!
Thanks Dancing Fire, sorry about that energy bolt
*spazzes.*
wait you forgot
* shadow walks into my tree*
see its my tree!!!
Thanks Ardo, Hi Lavender and thanks
*got burned on the face* ouch
*sends a group of rocks at Selena*
HAHAHA * Sends white energy bolts every which way*
I'm sorry, what are we doing now? I'm a little confused...
Valkyrie V has the best blood!!!
OWWWWWW I don't like rocks! GET DANCING FIRE HERSHY!
OWWWWWW I don't like rocks! GET DANCING FIRE HERSHY!
Your point, Zaf!!! *jumps into tree*
haha! You can't kill me now, because if you try to send shadows at me, you'll hit the tree, and it'll be bad...
battle tactics... Awesome :D
Oh, and Adro, I gave you your epic new nickname. I AM BRILLIANT WITH MY MISTAKES.
*ducks under the bolts of white energy*
*sends rocks and branches everywhere*
@ Lavender- Zafira and I are fighting, and Selena and Fire are fighting. it's fun.
HAHAHAHA I WILL KILL EVERYONE! Not you Ardo, you are safe
I bet mine's tastiest then. At least to Mosquitos. :P the bites are so annoying!
Hey, also last night, we had two wasps in the room! One got out and my friend trapped the second in a glass cup. It's still alive!
*gives Derek-lizard a shove then the lizard eats Dark*
go Derek-lizard!!!!!!!!!
Val- haha thanks!!! But the spelling was changed a bit.. From Adro to Ardo
But how did you get the a and the o mixed up??? XD
*runs away from Hershy*
not you again!!
HELLO, LAV, SOMEONE, HELP, NOW, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
*tastes Val's blood sample* Interesting
What is it, Sparky!
*is already superman*
DIE FIRE! *Sends even more energy at FIRE* *Pulls out sword again*
Ah, sorry, but I don't fight if I can help it.
SOMEONE GO TELL HAYLEY TO BEHAVE!!
ALL OF YOU, SOMEONE, PLEASE!!!!!
Hi Sparky!
Hello Fire!
BEHAVE, HAYLEY! AND MAKE A TISSUE WALRUS!!
What's the matter Sparky?
MWHAHAHaHahHAHAH Oh and Ardo, yeah I sorta meant to say Adro, but I like Ardo better
*calms down slightly*
Blogland Awards.
Why did I tell Hayley about them?
GRRRR.
HI! Sparky
YOU meet Trinity right Sparky? Cause I am her
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME OUT OF YOUR STOMACH! IT'S COLD! AHHH THIS IS THE SECOND TIME TODAY A PART OF ME HAS BEEN EATEN!!!
*calls Fletcher who zapps into stomach, and teleports us out*
Is... Is that... CELERY??? *gags. Jumps on Zaf, punching her in the face*
THAT IS SO GROSSS!!! EWWWWWW
*hey Sparky*
HAYLEY, BEHAVE! OR ELSE!
Mozzies hate me, they think my blood is gross
Someone tell her to take the comment down...
Al of you, I don't care, I just want it down!
Oh, you're Trinity? Oh...
What did she do anyway, Sparky?
FIRE! Oh Fire! You can't hide forever! Hersh will find you!
*falls out of tree*
i think Derek-lizard ate human Derek....did you see human Derek in there??
*sends ninja stars at*
comments.... so.... FAST
Yes I am Trinty/Vena
What comment? Where?
ARDO duck!
*dodges stars. throws sticky bomb at. Sticks to her*
ha!
*sends a wave of fire at hershy*
*ducks* thanks, dear *knuckle bump*
*Sends sword whizzing towards Fire over Ardo's head*
http://ioweyouamug.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/best-couple.html?showComment=1341283636977
There.
Just tell her to take it down, don't be mean, she's my best friend.
She's messing around.
Gotta go!
*use air to knock the sword back to Selena*
*shadow walks into the lake and it comes off then shadow walks out*
easy!
*ducks again, moves out of the way*
Its um called a fist bump I think Ardo. NOOO HERSY FLY AWAY! don't you ever harm my HERSHY! NOW I AM MADDDDD ARGHHH *eyes start to glow white*
oh COME ON!!!!!! Stabbs Zaf in the stomach, backs away*
oops..... maybe i shouldnt have done that.......
oh crap. SELENA IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!! *ducks... again*
Hershy I meant not hersy. *Catches sword* Thanks Fire. *Sends energy bolt from eyes towards Fire*
bye Sparky!
Nice name Sel. Can I nickname you that?
Got to go. Bye! I'll do it later Sparky!
ARGHHHHHH *EXPLODES IN EPIC WHITE ENERGY FIREBALL*
oops again.......
*ducks down and rolled away*
*sends light beams dagger to Selena*
Bye Lav!!!! *hugs*
Haha Zaf... I wonder what Em will say.... probably damn necromancer...
WHo cares. :D *throws wave of air at*
Back.
NOOO, I NEED IT TAKEN DOWN NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
FIRE! WHAT DID YOU DO???????!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
*staggers falling to ground*
That hurt!!!!!
*sighs*
me kills....
*sends shadows towards Dark's head*
bye Lav!
SHE WON'T TAKE IT DOWN UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE TELLS HER TO!!!
SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im....... not so sure what i did to Selena......
*Hershy fly's back down and transforms into Selena who then promptly turns into giant silver wolf* RARRRR
HAYLEY!
*tackles her*
MWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*shadows hit face. Dies. Falls to the ground.
*heavenly chorus sounds, and Adrasdos comes back from the heavens, light spilling everywhere. Goes back into her own body, stands up, face remending itself*
They kicked me out of heaven.
*shoots Zaf*
*gets hit*
OWWWW!!!!!!
*passes out*
*growls*
*faces everyone*
Excuse me, sorry to interrupt your virtual fight here, but I'm having a real rage with my best friend in the real world.
NOW. HELP. ME.
OH NO! FIRST HERSHY AND NOW A WOLF!
*RUNS FORWARD AND JUMPS ON WOLF*
HAHA MY life force was in Hershy who is a child of the moon like me! We each have our protector who stores our life force in them and is able to shape shift! Mwhahahahah
Hayley, I left a comment below yours...
Naughty, naughty Miss. Braginski. ;)
Woah. what do you expect us to do?
*pauses virtual fight*
HAYLEY, DO WHAT SPARKY SYAS AND BE GOOD!
NOW GET OF ME FIRE! We have to help Sparky! Then I will kill you.
NEVER! I DO WHATEVER THE HELL I LIKE YA'LL! Don't screw with me ;)
Alrighty Sparky what can I do to help?
I agree, Zaf... when you regain consciousness we can fight...
So Sparky, what is it exactly that you want us to do/ say???
Come on Hayley, I don't even no you, but you are interrupting an epic fight!
Hehehehehehehe
*JUMPS OFF SELENA*
OK. AFTER HELPING SPARKY, I'M GOIN TO START TO KILL YOU AGAIN! MUHAHAH!
Yes, Sparky tell us what to do
Once you read it, u wont want it removed ;)
HOW DARE U MADAM!!!!!! HAYLEY HAS TWO Y'S!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlikely Fire.
unlikely that you will kill me......
Hey, hey, the only reason you're here is because I MADE YOUR CHARACTER.
It was originally with one y anyway.
AWW HELLL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B*tch please, the only reason u made this character is cos I FREAKIN' EXIST!!!!
hayley- really sorry, but Sparks was interrupting an epic fight. So I just posted. I TOTALLY AGREE THOUGH!!!
wait, im a bit confused. what do you want Hayley to remove, Sparky?
Um I am going to keep writing my story now, so that when we duel, you will understand how to beat me a bit better.
...Oh forget it...
Haley....you gotta suck it up and remove whatcha did cuz it anniying Sparky
Mwa ha ha... ;)
*nudges Zaf with her boot*
hey. Are you awake yet? We can fight again. And I can kick your butt. Again.
kk, sure Selena:P
Before I continue my story, can I use you in it Ardo?
Meh... that's my job. :D
*sighs and grips Hayley's ear*
Stop enjoying yourself so much.
*drags her out of Blogland*
Bye guys!
I sorta already did. And you FIRE!
SURE THING SEL!!!!
OI! ZAF! YOU AWAKE YET????
NO! IM HAVING FUN!
grrrr. fine.
Bye.
I will be back ;)
In fact, anyone who talks to me will probably be in my story. If I like them. And they don't mind.
Bye Sparky and Hayley! I'll see you both in another life!
Haha Bye Hayley, Sparky *hugs*
ZAFIRA WAKE THE HELL UP! *throws water on*
COOL Well, I better get to work.
good luck :D
*wakes*
paaaaiiinnneee
I been shot!!!
bye Hayley:D
we'll duel again after you finished writing, Selena and you better watch out....... Muhaha!
Hahahahaha.
*brings to Kenspeckle Grouse*
Four hours later....
*walking out*
"That was fun. Despite all the screaming. He gave you a lollipop, though :D
WB Kallista!
Aw... Hello Kal.
Hey Kallie!!!! Well said!!!!!
You ok, Zaf XD
:D :D :D :D :D :D
TROLL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hayley, you've had your fun, now behave.
Dark have you read the whole series?
I'll be honest, I have no idea what you all are talking about. Can anyone enlighten me???
A Zaf- uh... Yes. I, uh, found the Doctor who I met a few pages back in the comments, and he took us back to book 4.
And now we're back.
NEVER!
Hayl....
bbs.
bye!
bye fire!!!
I have a head ach.cim confused somethings bothering me. I need help
@Thrust- hey... Advil?
... fine
Totally nominating Hayley for funniest...
*goes to award blog*
Good girl.
kk :D
Ok...good
DONT READ IF YOU HAVENT READ MORTAL COIL
because Kenspeckle is long since..,dead. Lol.
SAFE!!!
Yeah least i got a lollipop
Actually... Maybe for inventive/creative...yeah
Hehe I know that Kenspeckle is... deceased. *sheds nerdy tear*
WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIEEEE HE WAS TOO YOUNG!!!
Actually, he was like, 700.
Why did Tanith hafta go bad?! Billy-Ray is mine! :/
Hey I know how to wake Derek!!!!
*uses very very very very very long stick to poke Derek*
if he's annoyed he'll never catch me
I love how he got replaced. It suits him.
Haha you mean a measuring tape?? And yeah... tanith was kick ass...
And then, she got possessed.
it's really quiet all of the sudden. Are people on the blog awards???
Where are the Blog Awards?
YESHYESHYESH!!!!!
Ugh... sorry, guys. wbd. I've got to make it at least to page 100 of bk 2 b4 I go to sleep...
Ill still b here thoough
Haha. Soe of you would love to be me, it appears, since I'm in none of them.
http://ioweyouamug.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/best-couple.html?showComment=1341283636977
that' just the same link from earlier
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