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"The Butterfly and the Wolf" is now available to read on the home page of skulduggerypleasant.com.
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Yes! Vitamin C!
Bye, Lavender!
Kiwis are from New Zeakand!
I should know, my dad is one.
So does that make me.... Half-kiwi?
@Eve
O.o Err, can I ask why you're obsessing over hair?
And that is by far the creepiest thing I've heard you say.
*zealand
Wait, who's still here?
I roleplay with a Kiwi!!
Hmmm....what other Sanctuary to blow up? Or person...
Ah, thanks, Trin...
The sacred orange O_O
@Zafira
Ah, good ~wipes forehead~
I want to make a wig!
@ skyril, funny joke. Its One in the afternoon here In N.Z and have you never heard someone from N.Z be called a kiwi?
Well, I'm obviously not here
*eyes Eve warily*
Touch my hair and a sword will be through your torso.
Oooh, interesting..
I didn't know kiwis were from NZ...
Also, I'M HERE
What's wrong with the other people's hair? Not that I obsess over my hair at all, but I don't like being bald either.
@ Zafira why do you have to blow up a sanctuary?
Hmmm.....CANARY CARS OR BENTLY?!
I swear I'll be the idiot to blow up a Canary Car or something and then, Derek would come on...
@Trinity oh i dunno
I am not here Sparky,Its just my ghosttttttttt
Why can't there be a canary yellow bentley?
I want something! *eats orange and gets amazing necromancer powers* MWHAHAHAHAH
@Trin
lol
xD My dad has a whole bunch of them, but I can never remember them :P
Good Idea Kim, but imangine Val's reaction
My email address is very odd
~eyeballs Trin~
COOL!
~also eats orange~
Hahahah Now I will rule the world with my epic Powers!
What else to blow up?? Hmmm...Ireland? No, our Golden
God lives there...Derek as a ghost *shudders*
*Kills things* HEHHHEHEHEHEHE
I would love to have a canary yellow bentley! Or a canary yellow room. Or canary yellow clothes. Or a canary yellow house...
NO I am not evil! Of course not! OR insane!
I got it!!!!!
*explodes....Texas*
MY email address is OLD
I got it years and years ago...
It was actually named after an anime character, and everyone thinks it was named after a DIFFERENT anime character than it was. So it's really annoying, every time I tell someone the email, and they're like, "Oh, you watch Naruto, huh?"
Or
"Oo! I love Naruto"
Than I'm like, "Actually, no. Just no. It's named after a little girl from Cardcaptors, the anime. NOT Naruto, k?"
Just sayin'...
OHHH u should blow up ummmm urmmmm ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ALLL FAULTY LAPTOPS!
MY email is gumdrophoplolcat
Weird eh?
BUT u guy's can't be stalkers or I will change it
GTGTGTGTGTGT C U GUYS I LIKE CAPS LOCK!
I'm a WEE bit evil.
I like cookie, see?
Speaking of Bently's, I suggest to my brother to get one, particularly if he could find a 1954 Bentley R-type Continental, you know, one of only 206 ever made?
But he said it was just a TAD out of his price range, but if i could lend him a few hundred thousand
~shrugs~
I think he's just being rude.
Borrow Skulduggery's he can fly. Val can learn xD
AW, BYE, TRIN!
~hugs~
SEE YOU SOON!
~WAVES MADLY~
ALSO, CAPSLOCK IS GOOD
And the crowd goes silent?
~shock~
LOL
Okie, okie
How about this!
What's everyone's favorite movie?
Or some of the top ones?
Mine, for instance, are, RED, Tangled, The Count of Monte Christo, and The Princess Bride!
Those are the first ones that pop into my head, although if I thought about it, I'd probably come up with a lot more :P
H-hello?
Did someone kidnap everyone?
I LOVE RED AND THE PRINCESS BRIDE!!!!!!!!
Oooo
I bet it was those midget zombies I saw bumbling about, muttering something to do with brains!
@Sparky
Woot!
Awesome-sauce!
Those are such brilliant movies!
You should SO watch The Count of Monte Christo!
That one's GREAT!
Ok, I have a question. I'm working on writing my second book and it's a bit of a tear jerker and I'm just kind off getting sad, but at the same time I'm learning about the world and human nature and other deep stuff.
So here's the question, do you ever feel that way? Like, do oyu learn abotu yourself and the things you value.
I know your books aren't sad, not often, but neither was my first book and I still learned. It really facninates me and I wouldn't change it for the world because of the oppourtunity to kind of view myself from a different point of view. I just want to know your version of the phenomenon.
-Molly, wasting time so that I don't have to go back and write because I don't want to pull a John Green TFIOS moment where I go to a coffee shop and cry for an hour.
Now, I've gotta say....
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya... You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Skyril, you speak of midget zombies.
Are you sure the were mumbling about brains?
@Making the Legend
Wow, that's pretty cool. I haven't written enough of my books to say either way, but I wouldn't be surprised if something like that would happen to me too :3
AH HA
@Sparky
I'm afraid so.
Hiya, Nixion!
~hugs~
How are you?
I don't know if you know this, but I tend to hug people I know ;]
Aw...
Hi Nix!
Movies??
The Hunger Games
Harry Potter 1-8
Sweeney Todd
Dark Shadows
Corpse Bride
Star Wars alll the episodes
The Shinning
Beetlejuice
Sparky, your hair is BROWN. I HAVE brown hair. I wanted LONG BLACK HAIR.
Nix, do you have long black hair by any chance?
No, I do not have long balck hair
brb
Movies, hey...
If my school had a day where we dress as a movie character, I am so going as Samara
*hits head* Why am I do obsessed with this movie right now???
Damn
*so
I'd go as Bellatrix or Mrs. Lovett
Aww, I have to go
~scowls~
BYE, GUYS!
HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL SOON!
~huggles~
~waves madly~
BYE
Bye Skyril!
Bye Skyril
Okay! I'm finally doing something!
What Sparky?
Writing!
I LOVE SWEENEY TODD!
Still gonna b on and off on here.
Good!
That good was at Sparky, btw
Haha, okie doke.
Thanks Nix.
I'm in a really L4D mood, but my Internet isn't strong enough for me to play it right now, so I'm writing moe fan fiction!
I must one dya find out what L4D is...
More fan-fic! I've missed it!
Yaaaaay fanfic!
Fan-fic!
*does a little jig*
Writing L4D fanfic, Watching RED, singing DHSAB...
On a website about SP.
So many abbreviations...
So many... abbreviations...
*rocks back and forth*
Bruce Willis!
A.k.a
BW
IRDHA...
Chuck Noris!
WIYGAGTAE, IMAWJI.
Oh noes!
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My friend sent me an email and the subject was Oh Noes, and she was talking about her nose getting an operation.... I thought she meant to write Oh Nose as a joke, so I laughed....big mistake....
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IAAT!
...I'll go back to writing and watching...
NIKE:
Never
Identify
Kookaburra
Eggs
can somone send me a link to the chapter cause its not showing up on the homepage for me
Hang on...
Here you go!
http://www.skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/countdown_widget/extract.pdf
I hope it works
KEITH STORY TIME!!!!!!!!!!
And quoting Ellis now!
"My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy teargassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man! At first, it was funny; then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man!"
What is that?
Keith stories!
"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell out the rollercoaster? Yeah, he didn't drop far, mind you, just onto the tracks, but the carnival people wouldn't stop the ride 'cause all the other people paid good money and Keith snuck on for free, so he had to dodge for, like, 20 minutes or so."
AAMI
Asymetricals
Aren't
Mirror
Images
Who's Keith?
Ellis's mate!
"I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made a homemade bumper car ride with ridin' mowers in his backyard? Mower blade wounds over 90% of his body. I didn't run him over, either; he somehow managed to fall under his own."
Aren't they the most fun ever?
"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drowned in the Tunnel of Love? You wouldn't think it could happen 'cause the water's so shallow, but that's how it gets you, man. Overconfidence. Keith was with his lady at the time, and he was yellin' for her to save him, but she didn't want to get wet."
Who's Ellis?
KEITH
Katie's
Easily
Identified
Tiny
Hatter
They're so funny!
"I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks? Now, I didn't know shit about chemistry, but Keith figured "Gasoline burns, doesn't it?" Heh, third-degree burns on 95 percent of his body. Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of burning skin."
They are funnny, but where are you getting them from?
ELLIS
Every
Lucky
Lad's
Idea of
Simplicity
ELLIS!!!
http://left4dead.wikia.com/wiki/Ellis
http://www.google.com.au/search?q=left+4+dead+ellis&hl=en&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=P4LmT9GyDvCQiQeW3IxZ&ved=0CFsQsAQ&biw=1440&bih=783
"My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year. It wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money, and he might've just been a homeless guy, 'cause he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face."
Oh, L4D... yokay
"This one time, my buddy Keith, on a DARE, got a tattoo: "I'm a moron" right across his forehead, man. 'Course, he made two hundred bucks off that, so...you ask yourself: Who's the REAL moron?"
"This one time, my buddy Keith started up a historic tour, on account of his mom took him to Colonial Williamsburg, and it's like a license to print money at them places. Now, you might ask yourself how an honest attempt to recreate the majesty of Colonial times turned into raccoon fights at five bucks a pop in Keith's backyard, ha-ha. Man, the answer to that particular question is that Keith is sharing a place with his two brothers and them being assholes who wouldn't let them do it anywhere but the backyard; well, add that to Keith didn't technically have any, y'know, history to put on display, but he did have a whole family of raccoons living in the chassis of an old car and you'd begin to understand."
"Yo, my buddy Keith had his car drop in a lake off a bridge just like this one here... Yeah, see, he was driving over it late at night and there in the middle of the bridge was what looked like, In Keith's estimation, like a dead bear, so Keith gets out his car to find a stick to poke at it, right? Well, it turns out it's just some lady's fur coat that musta fallen out her car, so, hey, free coat, right? Now, owls won't normally attack a man, but in this case, they were hungry, and that made them reckless, man. Keith reckons that they musta been there for hours watchin' what they thought was a bear carcass, 'cause as soon as he picked it up, them owls had claws in him inch deep. Well, Keith figures his best bet is to jump in a lake, 'cause owls can't swim. Well, them owls could. He fought them for like 20 minutes treading water, and during that time, a boat came, the bridge went up and down went Keith's car. Man, sometimes nature's just tryin' to teach us, if we'd only listen."
MORON
Maybe
Orange...
Red....
Oh,
Nuts
There are more, but I think I'll stop there.
Keith's funny...
Hey Helena
Hey Nix, how are you all today?
Same. Just back from a sleepover... tired.
I you look up skulwholock on google the only 4 results are ALL my blog.
Hi Helena!
I'm going to read for a while
Be back later
Bye!
Hello!
Again...
I'm distracted!
*shakes Helena's hand*
Ooo, I like your name. Can I call you Ember? Can I shorten that to Em? Do you have magic? What kind? Am I asking too many questions? I like you're profile pic!
... I just drank Coke, sorry!
Bye Nix!
I'll find you my OC, Sparky. Sure you can call me Em. I think we might have met once before. You should read my blog and follow it. Hi Eve.
I don't remember meeting you...
Oh well.
Goodie! Em!
Have you heard of Left 4 Dead?
Have you read and followed myyyy blog? I'm taking a peep at yours now.
OOO!!! OC! Exciting!
I haven't written a history yet: Name: Helena Ember Sky
Nickname: Hel
Age: 13, almost 14
Magic: Mostly Elemental, tiny bit of Necromancy and Adept to enhance her power with weapons.
Gender: Female
Appearance: Chin length hair, curls at ends. Light brown with orange. Taller than the average 13 year old. Keen bright green eyes. Wears buckled gloves. Dark green jacket, grey tight trousers. Always carries a flip knife.
Personality: Prone to hyperactivity, very clever. Giggles a lot, laughs at pain. Literally. It hurts so I laugh. Very "weird" in boring peoples opinion.
From Canberra, loves riding a horse in the night across the dark hills of Australia.
I don't understand how sugar can make people hyperactive...bye nix
I met you after Derek decided to use Hayley. You were really excited and I fought with Nix I think.
Canberra.
I approve.
I'm from Sydney!
I need to get around to writing a proper OC for Sparky, but I never do because people change and develop.
Like, a few weeks ago, I would not have been carrying these knives around.
*gestures at belt*
Or these.
*pulls jeans leg up slightly so you can see knife strapped to my ankle*
I also wouldn't've been wearing jeans.
See?
Coolio Em!
Well nice to meet you again. But agree agree with you on OCs. Helena's changed quite a bit.
Forgive me if I forget these things.
*thinks*
I will now say a random sentence about myself!
I think I'm an odd kind of die-hard fan of SP... I haven't read the first chapter of KOTW yet because I want to read the whole book in one go.
I'm currently writing a L4D fan fiction which I should be concentrating on more and I'm quietly plotting a cross fan base fan fic in the near future...
Oh, oops, that turned into a paragraph!
I'll be probably coming to Sydney for the signings. Derek isn't coming to CANBERRA! The CAPITAL.
Or, well, not a paragraph, but not one sentence either....
*shrugs*
I want more detail on this trip.
If he's going to schools.
Because, HE MUST COME TO MINE.
Pleeeeeeeeease Derek? PLEEEEEEEEEASE?
Oh, someone say something!
Sparky can you follow me please? www.skulwholock.blogspot.com
I can't find the follow button...
Yeah I think they've disappeared from a lot of blogs. I can still see it. Nix, you there?
Bye all!
Bye Em!
Is it only you left? Sorry I have to leave then and leave you all on your lonesome.
That's fine.
Hay?
Hey!
Hi Sparky!
Hi Nix.
How're things ticking?
...Regularly?
I kinda meant how are you?
Good.
Okay
Life is full of holiday antics, which is currently...
Nothing.
The first thing I do is on Wednesday...
*grips head*
BUT THAT'S SO LONG FROM NOW!
I'm not even on holidays yet
brb
Haha.
Oh, OH!
I want it!
I want first!
I WILL GET IT!!!
...NOW!
1st!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Hardly anyone goes for first anymore... I still do it sometimes
*rereads that sentence*
But...
Getting first is half the fun!
So you can dedicate to your competitors!
Or...
*frowns and folds arms*
That's ridiculous...
*shrugs*
People just don't have much to dedicate to anymore...
New people have no idea what to do (no offense to them) and old people are either gone or have nothing to ded to. It used to be to friends, but now most of them are gone...
*raises eyebrow* What do you mean, new people have no idea what to do?
Well, we had people to show us what to ded to. Now, they just ded to random things...
So? What's wrong with that?
Deds used to mean something, that's all
Well.
I'll have to dedicate now, won't I?
I dedicate this page to a bunch of things.
I dedicate to people being so excited about me being back. I dedicate to Derek Landy for being the most wonderful Golden God. He treats us to blog posts and excellent books. I dedicate to Alfred, just for being her. I want to dedicate most to dedicating.
The dedications on this blog give people the opportunity to thanks others and appreciate things. I've seen a wide range of dedications while I've spoken here and they're never nasty or mean. Dedicating is a wonderful thing.
And that, is exactly why people should fight for first. They should always have something they're thankful for or someone they want to appreciate.
What, like that?
Used to, used to, used to
That was a good ded
*wanders in*
Like tea.
Hi Mist!
Why thank you.
*looks thoughtful*
Hmm... I've been violent, hyper and thinky today...
Heya Zath...
Hi Nix!
Hi Eve!
Hi Sparky! Welcome back.
Uh oh, I just had a spell of provoking...
Provocation to what?
*coughs*
Not important.
Apparently, not many things are these days...
Awww, don't be such downer!
Hi. Here for a bit. Msd though. Back at dance practice. Today's the day of the performance. We're just waiting around. Good golly, my days have gotten busy.
Good luck Lav!
Hi Lav!
I'm not, it's just that nearly everyone I've been talking to have said that lately.
Hi Hope!
Hey Mist! Hi Sparky! Hi Nix!
Anyone else I missed?
Eve's here but distant.
...
Disturbed songs sound either weird or funny when they're sped up.
*is trying to keep up with the Meaning of Life rap/bridge sped up*
*stands on head*
I can say it if you want, but you won't like it.
*looks at the 'else'. Why'd I say that?
Never mind. Yeah, here for a bit. :)
Say what, Sparky?
Something provoking.
Hi Eve, who's here but distant!
I wouldn't mind. There aren't many things that could make me feel much worse now anyway.
Provoking? Like what? Please say it.
*snorts, struggling to stay upright upside down*
It wasn't downing, it was taunting. I think you would mind.
I wouldn't.
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