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"The Butterfly and the Wolf" is now available to read on the home page of skulduggerypleasant.com.
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GOODBYE. MY FRIENDS.
Hello...?
SPARKY??? YOU STILL HERE???
Yes.
Hiya Ink!
OMGG WE MISSED YOU!!!! I WAS LITERALLY COUNTING DOWN THE LAST FEW DAYS TILL YOU WERE BACK!!!! BLOGLAND HASN'T BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT YOU!!!
HI!!!
Hello!
How have you been?
I have been . . . Erm . . .
I have been a number of things. Inky, freaked out by Gone, throughly insane and hating musical competitions, to mention a few.
How are you now?
How have you been?
I've been very good.
Now? I'm . . . *thinks* Wary of the llamas. The superllamas found a way into blogland a while ago and they might come back. o.o
*coughs*
*mumbles something into the large cave behind me*
Yeah, "found"...
That's good:)
DAMN MY SIGNAL! Sparky, if I suddenly don't comment for a while, it's coz my signal poofed.
*is nailing planks over the entrance to the cave*
*looks back*
Oh, yeah, that's cool.
*narrows eyes suspiciously and backs away from the cave*
AAAARGH!!!! *falls over with a SPLASH!* Whoops, I backed into the lake . . .
*leaves tiny little hole between planks*
(mumbling) And now they can breath...
*runs down to lake and helps Ink up*
Thanks.
*glares at holes* Those holes don't like me. They're spitting at me.
*moves so the spit doesn't land on me or Ink*
What's the effect of llama spit again...?
*frowns* Are holes meant to spit . . .?
I don't think so.
But, what are the effects again?
*superllamas
I HATE IT WHEN MY COMMENTS DISAPPEAR! I said:
Depends on whether they're llamas or superllamas. Superllama spit disolves stuff.
*looks at hole in arm* That's funny. I'd swear I never had a hole in my arm before. It looks like superllama spit disolved it, but of course that's utter nonsense.
*looks back at the planked up cave entrance*
*superllama's head pokes out of a hole*
OOP!!!
*slams giant undissolvable cork in the hole*
*whispers, sticking her head in*
That was beautifulllllllll~
*walks away in a sort-of daze, giggling every once and awhile*
...Mar...?
Wha-
*jumps as my jacket starts to dissolve*
Uh... Oops?
DAMMIT! DO YOU KNOW THE LENGTHS I'VE HAD,TO GO TO GET MY SIGNAL BACK! DO YOU??? IT TOOK HALF AN HOUR!!!
I think I must be delusional . . . I'm certain I saw a superllama head . . . *smiles blissfully*
*frowns* Wait . . . THAT WAS A SUPERLLAMA HEAD!!! *yells and runs at planks with sword out*
*THUNKS into wall and slides down onto ground*
*groans* Maybe I AM delusional . . . I'm seeing stars when it'a daytime . . .
So...I wacthed Doctor Who. *cue cheering*
And I'll admit, it was pretty awesome. But I started with that Christmas special with Doctor #10 I believe(David Tennant). Am I supposed to wacth from Doctor #9 or...
(>^.^)>The Dream Lives-THIS CHRISTMAS<(^.^<)
Yo.
*laughs awkwardly*
Nope, no superllamas!
*sits down against tee, ignoring most*
Hey Flame, Kimberly!
*tree
*rolls eyes*
*frowns*
Maybe there is a super llama...
Marchissa, *nods* Hey sis.
Hi Kim.
Hi star.
vex..
*gets up* No superllamas, just stars? Okay.
*moans and rubs bump on head* Aw. The stars all disappeared when I got up:(
Hi... Sparky...
There IS??? *looks around frantically* WHERE???
...In the cave.
*is ignored*
Look what Nix showed me this morning:
Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press one repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definitely ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINITELY put at least those ones on your profile.
THE CAVE???
*looks frightened* But that's a scary cave! It spat on me and it hit me on the head!
*charges at cave anyway*
*grunts at Flame*
Cool stuff Ink...
Do you want some help there?
*planks snap open*
*superllamas rush out of the cave*
*screams and runs away*
YES PLEASE SPARKY! *chops superllama's head off*
*watches gloomily as sword disolves*
*watches Ink run*
*laughs*
Oh Ink, don't you coat your blade in undissolvable spray like me?
You can never be too careful.
*pulls a dagger from strap around ankle and leaps onto the back of the nearest super llama*
*hides in bottom of lake*
*tries to say "Nobody will find me here!" Zbut gets mouth full of water and starts chocking*
*grunts at Sparky*
Was I supposed to start w/ Doctor #9? God, this show is so confusing.
*looks at bubbles surfacing on lake, sighs, drives dagger into the back of the super llama's head and dives into the lake*
*pulls Ink out*
*coughs and helps Ink up*
I don't see you helping Flame.
*smiles at Ink as a super llama charges into me*
Oof!
G2g.
yeah, cos you got that handled.
Now, BYE!
*slams door on way out*
MUH MUH-MMMM-M-MUH MMM?!?
*swima back up to sirface and gaspd for breath* I . . . mean - . . . There's dis . . . olvable . . . spary???
*superllama comes up behind me and drags me underwaters again*
Hello! This is the wrong account -.-
*gets trampled*
*swings Makhaira and cuts the animals hooves off*
COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN YOU COWARD!!!
*superllama bites my arm*
Hey!
*chops his head off*
*frowns at huge hole in jacket*
These are so hard to find...
Hi Willow!
*sheaths Makhaira, pulls jacket off and brandishes my two big, sharp, scary knives*
Now where are the others...?
Hi Sparky, how are you?
*would thank Sparky if I could speak*
*kicks superllama*
*superllama remains unaffected by kicking*
*glares at superllama and inkerifies the water*
*watches in satisfaction as superllama breathes in ink and wriggles free of superllama's grasp as it dies*
Hi White!
*hears maniacal laughter*
Oh god, no...
*turns frantically*
WHERE ARE YOU!? WHERE ARE YOU YA LITTLE CREEP!?
*Jockey jumps onto my back and starts pulling me towards the lake*
EVERY GOD DAMN TIME!!!
*tries to fight it to no avail*
SOMEONE GET IT OFF ME!
*stops and smiles briefly*
Just peachy Willow. Just get the crazed zombie off my back before I drown please.
*swims to shore and runs into thick of fight*
*remembers my weapon disolved and runs back into the thin again*
*picks up branch and swings it round, grinning*
*superllama takes bite out of branch*
*glares and starts thwacking the superllama with the considorably shortened branch*
*chucks branch at Sparky's back*
*snarls and deliberately falls, squashing the Jockey*
*grabs pistol off the ground and shoots at the creeper on my back*
*stands up*
*hears a screech*
*sighs and ducks as Hunter leaps over me into the lake*
Not the brightest, are they?
*picks up better branch and engages superllama in branch-to-mouth combat*
No. *jumps repeatedly on superllama*
*hears cracking sounds*
*hears drumming*
The horde...
*sees bile bomb*
IDEA!!!
QUICK, INK, HERD THE THREE REMAINING TOGETHER NOW!!!!!
*picks up the bile bomb*
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!!!
*swishes branch threateningly and manages to herd two together*
*more swishing*
*even more swishing*
ALL THREE HERDED TOGETHER!
OKAY, GET AWAY FROM THEM QUICK!!!
*chucks bile bomb into the centre of the llamas*
*they get coated in Boomer vomit just as the horde runs around the corner*
C'mon... C'mon...!
*the horde sees us and the llamas*
C'mon!!!
*the horde attacks the llamas*
EUREKA!!!!
YAY!!!!
MORE LLAMA-HATERS!!!!
I'm writong a story about me and the superllamas, y'know. Haven't posted any yet though.
*starts running away from horde*
*picks up an assault rifle and throws one to Ink*
*sets up ammo station*
Trust me, you'll need those.
*loads the gun and starts firing at the zombies*
*starts firi-*
*frowns* Wait, mine isn't working. *looks down and see hands, plus the objects in them, disolving*
Oh.
*frowns and looks at the llamas*
They're dead Ink...
*pass her a new gun*
Just, just shoot...
*Infected start running at us*
AGH! SHOOT, SHOOT NOW, SHOOT LOTS!!!
*starts running backwards, away from the lake and the Infected*
RUN AND GUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!
*runs out of bullets*
RELOADIN'!
*reloads and starts shooting again*
*uses anti-disolving spray I stole off sparky and grumpily doesn't bother explaining that dead spit or alive spit works just the same way*
*runs and guns*
*all zombies dead*
*hears crying*
Ah... Crap.
*yanks the gun out of Ink's grip and puts finger to lips*
Hush. Don't move. Don't make sound. Don't do anything.
*hushes*
*doesn't make a sound*
*doesn't move*
*would like to point out that I can't not do anything if I'm doing all that*
*press against wall behind me as Witch wanders closer*
(very very very quietly) Don't move. Shrink back. Don't... Don't agitate her...
*shuffles foot slightly*
*rock becomes dislodged and rolls towards the Witch*
*screws eyes shut*
No, no, no, n-
*danger triangle flash in midair*
"Sparky has startled the Witch!"
*Witch turns and starts running at me*
*sprints with her chasing me*
NONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T LIGHT HER ON FIRE, JUST SHOOT, JUST SHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG OMG just realised if you go on the UK site its 66 days but on the ANZ site its 29 days YES YES YES
aussie aussie aussie OI OI OI
*just shoots, just shoots!*
I have nothing to lose...
*throws molotov behind me*
*Witch screeches and catches fire*
BYE!!
Bye?
Did you mean, bye?
Or, bye?
You're right, you have nothing to lose. Coz you already lost me. *is wandering around aimlessly in forest*
*finds edge of cliff*
Oh. Not so lost:)
I think you might of meant bye.
*yawns* It's half past midnight. Maybe Star should sleepies.
I won't go without sayiny so, though. *clambers down onto favourite ledge and lies on it looking up at the night sky* Sparky reminds me of someone from these books I read once. Because she, like the person in the book, kinda makes things go really fast and whirlwindy and then when she leaves you just want to stop, slow down, get your bearings . . .
*is getting a free reading app* I'm gonna read Star Wars. Which probably won't be brilliant, but *shrugs*
Oh, no I'm not . . . *scowls*
I should go now. Fours.
Hello
I am on the I Pad, it is. So weird
I will problay make lots of mistakes cause. I am not used to the ipad
Switching to laptop now
@Derek Landy [prepare for a little ego buffing :P]
Hehe, I read the first few pages of that chapter, but it was so awesome xD
I couldn't make myself go on because if I did, it would really hurt inside, knowing that I would have to wait all the way til September 23, my birthday, to get my hands on the REST of the chapters.
So I'll just have to sit here wondering what's going to happen to the butterfly civilian with no pants.
~sighs~
Hiya, Trinity!
I don't believe we have met!
It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!
I'm from the first generation, but I've been not visiting Blogland as much as I would like to. I plan to correct that now :3
Here!
Have a purple lollipop!
~gives and shakes hand in the process~
Are you on your laptop now?
Oh, by the way, I'm kinda known for giving slow responses due to my limited time online these days and all the zillions of things I'd like to do IN that limited time.
I'll try to keep up, though, I promise xD :P
How are you, Trinity? Do you mind terribly if I call you Trin?
I used to not like nicknames, but I've fairly recently become quite fond of them :]
Thank you for the lolly pop *Shakes hand back* Here, you can pat my pet snake
I am good thanks Skyril, and no I don't mind if you call em Trin, I don't believe that i have ever been called that before and how are you? *takes deep breath*
distant, because i will be changing my profile picture
Pet... snake?
Oh... nice... is he... poisonous? O.O
I am good, thank you :3
And alright! I can't wait to see what your profile pic will be. I haven't change mine in ages :P
I quite like it... It looks alarmingly like my OC, as a matter of fact. Only a wee bit like myself, though :P
Its loading!
No don't worry, she isn't poisonous. Her name is Sinneta Infurno
Hiiii
Dang! The picture came out mini again!
HI Eve
Sinneta Infurno?
Nice! I like it!
Hiya, Eve!
How are you?
@Trin
That's odd...
I wonder why it's doing that...
O.K my pic might work this time, fingers crossed
Hi Trinity! Hi Skyril! I'm pretty goose, how about yer?
~pokes Eve~
Hellooooo?
I'M suppose to be the slow-ish commenter, remember? :P
Whoops... bad timing
~headdesk~
I'm pretty goose as well?
I am good, Eve, thanks!
I'm glad to be here. I really do like hanging out here, but I never seem to have the time :P
So I intend to make the time now xD
Like my new Picture?
NOOOO ITS MINI ARGGGGGHHHHH
I'm a slow commenter too. I used to be commenting every five milliseconds. But now my mind drifts elsewhere...
Do u guys know how to make them full size?
That's cool Skyril, you should spend more time on here
Yay, more residents of Blogland!
It's not that mini. Cool snake. :)
@Trin
It's bigger than it was before. That's good...
I like it too!
It's epica!
Umm... I'm not really sure how to make it fullsize, though :/
I don't remember having a problem with that. It's strange...
It reminds me of the one from Jungle Book
@Eve
Ah, alright. I understand, trust me :P
I'm jumping around doing three things before coming back here to read and comment before going and doing four things xP
Ok, ok, I might be exaggerating a LITTLE, but I DO do a lot at once.
And, yes, I'm immature enough to laugh at "do do"
~giggles~
I'm certain it will work now
DODODODODODODODODO
O.K that looks like dod over and over
SO do u guys have facebook? because I don't
Nah, I don't have facebook. I might have gotten one, but my parents are... shall we say, against it :P
Do u people write? As in books? Cause I am going to do this thing where put down loads of book ideas that I think are good but can't be stuffed writing SO i tell people who actually write my ideas and don't take any credit
@ Skyril same with my parents
I'm writing a project about magicky stuff which I'm determined to finish.
I guess, now that I don't have one, that I'm glad I don't... because really, that would just be one more thing I would have to do xD
Silly thing for me to think, I guess, but you know... When you don't tend to have a ton of time online, you try to make the most of it and do all the most important things you can.
Facebook would probably be one of the important ones if I DID have one because a lot of you guys have one, which would mean messages and updates and all :P
~shrugs~
I am not happy
HI Kimberly Vex, how are you?
@Trin
Wow, that's a really cool idea!
I like to write... I TRY to write, but yet again, I don't tend to have much time to do so. I have an on-going fan-fic atm, and I write some poems.
I TRY to get around to writing actual book stories, but it hasn't happened yet.
Ah, well, I suppose I'll have time to in college.
The college I'm going to be going to in a couple years doesn't have photography [which I wanted to take] as a major so I'm going to have creative writing as my major and photography as my minor, even though I don't technically have to have a minor...
My goodness, I talk a lot sometimes, don't I?
Strange....
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Hiya, Kimberly!
How are you?
Pleasure to make your acquaintance!
~shakes hand~
Would you like a purple lollipop?
Ah, why do I ask? Of course you would!
~gives~
;]
@Trin
Why aren't you happy?
Cool Skyril, I will start to put my ideas down NOW (ish) I like writing poems. What year are you? not in a stalkerish way
You ok, Trin? :(
@ Skyril because I can't find my book that I was reading yesterday, I seemed to have misplaced it.
Its is sooo annoying when You lose things, soooo annoying but don't listen to me I am whinging and whiny
Awesome, Trin!
You should join our poetry blog!
skulduggerypoetry.blogspot.com
I post a lot of my poems there :D
I'm... um... not sure how to join.. I mean, Pyro-the owner- used to come on a lot, but I haven't seen him for ages.. You could ask Red or maybe Pyro's email is somewhere...
You could probably email him.
Oh, and I'm 16. I don't take it as stalkerish, don't worry! I actually usually ask the country and the age of a new person I meet in Blogland, just because I find it interesting :P
I haven't this time though...
So, Trin, Kimberly!
What countries are you from?
How old are y'all?
I promise I'm not a stalker either xD
Hi Kim!
Yeah, I just remembered I was talking here :P
@Trin
Aww, I hate when I lose something :/
I keep losing my brush xD
I hate combing my hair, but I keep missplacing my brush and have to...
Well, at least the comb is PURPLE... that helps...
ALSO
I just want to let you know, that I don't mind if people whine sometimes. I figure real friends are people you can cry with sometimes anyway :]
~hugs~
I should let you know, I tend to hug people that I know...
LOL, Eve :P
It's'awright 8]
Sorry, I'm going back-and-forth between sites.
Yola! I'm from the USofA. I wish I lived in either NYC or the UK. Everything interesting happens in those 2 places.
Oh, by the way, in case YOU'RE wondering, I'm from the United States, Louisiana to be precise..
Everyone thinks I must have this major southern accent, and it's awesome... I don't have MUCH of one, though... I mostly just... I don't know... slur?
And "fer" instead of "for" and "yer" instead of "you're" and, of COURSE, "ya'll"
That's the best part 8]
HELLO AGAIN!
@Kimberly
First off, do you mind if I call you Kim?
Secondly, AWESOME!
~highfives~
Also from the USA :3
Well, that was annoying
We've always gotta have our AMERICAN fans!
Because there are so MANY of us!
And SOMEBODY has YET to tour our lovely country!
~glares at Derek Landy~
Yes, yes, I can do that now. Trust me, you're still awesome, but sometimes, glaring is a necessity. Period.
...Hello?
Wait... Wait... Wait...
First?
Hullo, Sparky
First?
Hi Sparky!
NO!
Eh, whatever...
Hi Eve, Skyril.
My laptop is sooo annoying! @ Skyril I am 12, year 8 and in N.Z
Sparky, what colour is your hair and is it long?!!!
QUICK!!!!
Hello. Msd, but here for now.
HI Sparky
Skyril, what colour is your hair and is it long?!!!!
QUICK!
BROWN LONG!
HELLO LAV!
Ameriminions?! Yay!!!
*is Ameriminion*
why you think I blew up the Irish Sanctuary?
Hello Trinity!
HI lavender
And Zaf!
Trinity, what colour is your hair and is it long?!!!!!
QUICK!!
Kim, what colour is your hair and is it long?!!!!
QUICK!!!
SO Am I the only kiwi here?
Ooooo
SHINY!
Speaking of future slang of "cool," have you ever watched Firefly, Derek Landy?
I presume so, at it's most definitely an excellent show, but you can never be too sure...
Ok, ok,
I dedicate this page to KALLISTA PENDRAGON!
She's brilliant, kind, and most certainly clever. :3
LOVE, YA, SISTER!
And also,
I dedicate this page to the AMERICANS!
'Cause we're so very loyal, despite the hassle we have to go through JUST to be Mr. Landy's minions ;]
Lav, what colour is your hair and is it long?!!!!
QUICK!!!!
Hi Sparky!
I'm an Ameriminion in Korea. Weird right? :P
MY HAIR IS BROWN AND SHORT
Sparky...
*hugs Sparky* SPARKY!!!!
*happy*
Zafira, what colour is your hair and is it long?!!!
QUICK!!!
Call me Kim if ya want. It's a whole lot easier to type.
Oh, how badly I want to be in New york! When I'm old enough I may just have to apply to a college in that area. That would be fun. ^.^
Yola people I haven't said yola to yet. You don't think Derek is up, do you?
Dark brown and medium length.
So many people...
Will be distant...
Darn. Got to go. Bye!
So I am the only kiwi, well on behalf of N.Z GOOOO THE ALL BLACKS! Sorry Derek, but we wasted Ireland last night
Bye Lav!
Brown and uhm medium length
So I am the only kiwi, well on behalf of N.Z GOOOO THE ALL BLACKS! Sorry Derek, but we wasted Ireland last night
By lavender
As for my hair Eve:
Dark brown (pretty much black 'cept in the sun)
and just a bit past shoulder length.
oops posted same comment twice, oh well. Hey, we all have brown hair!
We blew up the Irish Sanctuary! Yeah...I forsee Derek reading that and thinking: Zafira is sooo dead,
@Sparky
Sorry :P
@Trin
Awesome! NZ!
My dad tells me I ought to make southern hemisphere jokes :P
Like... It must be hard to type with one hand... seeing as you have to hold on...
:P
So what time is it there? It must be either really late or really early, huh?
@Lavender
Hullo!
~waves~ How are you?
@Eve
Um, this isn't going to be quick, is it?
It's blond... but turning brown the older I get
And it's shoulder-length... Maybe a little longer because I haven't gotten a haircut for so long...
@Zafira
Hiya!
I think we've met before... haven't we?
I need to come here more often...
@Trin
... kiwi?
I'm confuzzled...
@Everyone
Now, I'm probably behind in comments again, even though I just caught up...... I'M TRYING TO KEEP UP, I PROMISE!
*Hands everyone a orange and says "use it wisely"*
Dammmmmmmnnnnnnnnn
It'll have to do....
*cuts off Kim's hair and makes it into a wig*
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