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«Oldest ‹Older 1801 – 2000 of 4840 Newer› Newest»Actually, I might. But I still want you to say it. I'm stubborn like that.
Me too. Please say it, Sparky.
I was saying me too to Mist's stubborn comment. Cause I can be sometimes.
Okay.
This is what I was going to say:
"Heya Zath... Zathy... Zathy-kins! Yes!"
Please accept my apology for even thinking that.
I've been in weird moods recently. Giving people the strangest pet names...
I would never call you that, which is why I didn't want to say it...
I'm going to go now...
*starts laughing*
Y'know, before I get maimed.
Buh-bye now!
Oh, I feel sorry for yelling so much as Dylan when he said that now. It's all so irrelevant to...everything.
*is still laughing*
Bye Sparky!
Bye Sparky!
*at
Oh that would be provoking Mist.
*seriously is trying not to laugh at 'Zathy-kins' part*
I just remembered I was talking here
Lav, you don't have to mention that I'm 'distant'. Cuz I always am
Bye Sparky!
Got to go too. Bye!
Wait, so you aren't going to kill me?
Bye Lav!
Bye Lav!
Back. Just had to change rooms.
If you didn't figure it out yet, I'll be popping in and out a lot. So if I say bye, expect me to be back in a few minutes. Or 10.
No. No I'm not. *has stopped laughing now*
Bye Hope!
Oh, hi Hope!
WB Lav!
Hi Lav.
*looks at Zath funny*
What do ya mean "no"?
Or at random times. Just don't think I'll be gone too long. Unless it's mealtime or tonight when I have the performance. Then I'll probably be gone a while.
I mean no. I'm not going to kill you, Sparky. Or hurt you. Or whatever.
Whatever. *nods*
Still might disappear though.
So Mist, you staying for a while today? Or are you back now? Maybe?
...Whhhhy?
Be right back.
Why not?
That's my way of thinking now. Unless it isn't. I can't remember. I don't think it matters. No point in hurting you, it's not like you meant any harm.
I don't know what I'm saying anymore.
...Does that mean I could call you Zathy-kins semi-regularly without being beaten to a pulp, or is it a one time only thing?
It's probably a one time thing.
Let's just wait and see.
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!!!!!!!
HIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AGGGGGGGGGGES!!!
Hi Sparky Lav Nix Eve!
*speaks out of breath*
Back. Hi. :)
Hi Star!
It's only been three weeks, Ink.
But HI!
Wb, Hope.
*gets breath back*
Hi Star!
Hello Ink.
*laughs*
Oh Zath, you are going to regret that one day.
*smiles happily*
*can't believes I'm talking to Zath and Sparky at the same time, which, a week ago, would have been unheard of*
So, how's you peoples?
It is SO hot here. Or humid. It's cloudy.
WB Lav!
Probably. Maybe. I don't know. I regret a lot of things these days.
Have regretted. Regret. All depends o where you're standing. And where am I standing?
*looks down*
In the lake. So that means absolutely NOTHING! *walks back onto dry land*
I'm...uh...
I'm still adjusting to the time zone, meaning I'm still tired, but better than yesterday. Sorry for getting out of subject sometimes and being random.
...?
While everyone else is practicing their part, I get to be here. Talking to you guys. :) This is what happens when I only have one dance.
Mr Fantastic and the Thing are the best. I don't like Person-who-needs-to-get-out-of-the-way, or Person-that-is-a-lot-like-Violet-the-Incredible
Yeah, but Averngers are way better then any of the fantastic four... except for Wasp, I don't like her
I'm pretty goose :)
Whatcha walking about, Eve?
Oh. Superheroes. Okay.
It's . . . *looks out of window* Not raining! Yay!
This year has been the weirdest summer ever. The weather's acting like October. We've barely seen the sun. But, it*s weird, coz a) it's not cold, and b) IT'S SO FRIGGIN LIGHT! You SHOULDN'T have a light sky and ten o'clock at night in England when there's this kins of weather, it's not NATURAL.
Yes, I know England is meant to be rainy, but it's JUNE!!!! It's SUMMER!!! We usually have SOME sun this time of year!
If this is what global warming's done for us, I don't mind coz I'm okay with rain so long as it's not top cold, but I WOULD like to see a BIT of sunny weather at least ONCE A YEAR, thank you very much!
Avengers was so funny!
*at
*kind
*not
I know, but I can't exactly watch the Avengers right now. Mum is making me watch this as punishment for watching Erky Perky, Koala Brothers and Rob the Robot with my big brother xD
I'm watching the TV series online for some reason
I guess I'm bored
It's not just me being awkward, y'know. EVERY here's moaning about the weather. It's not natural, I tell you.
*EVERYONE
It's usually this hot and cloudy in Korea. But in California, the weather had been a little odd.
Be right back. Again. Moving rooms. Again.
Yeah. Back again.
So it's NOT just the East Riding of Yorkshire??? :)
Seriously. It's like Febrauary!!! It's not faaaaaaair!!!!!!! You people in California and Australia gets tons of sun! It's meant to be rainy weather - possibly snowy weather otherwise cold weather - rainy weather - sunny weather -, but it's been rainy weather - cold weather very little snow - rainy weather - rainy weather this year!!!
It's been rainy in California though. And windy cool. Differen than how it is in May-June. It's supposed to get hot by now.
But since I'm in Korea, the weather's the same as it usually is in the summer.
*hums Banana Guard song*
Be right back.
Well, our summer this year was rainy as...
A really, really rainy place.
Yeah, but the sunny weather will melt the rubber of your shoes
Seriously, that happened to me once, it was that hot
*nods frantically* YES! IT'S MEANT TO BE HOT AND SUNNY BY NOW!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
(Admittedly, we don't get much HOT here, but still)
REALLY???
Wow.
Now you people imagine having cold, rainy autumn, then colddd winter with not much snow, then grey, rainy spring . . . And then looking forward to it being SUMMERTIME and getting SUN, except you don't get a summer, you just get rain.
It is NOT fair.
. . . Personally I don't mind it all that much, but I'm speaking for my county.
Back.
I love rain.
I'm okay with rain, but I like those warm, sunny days that have a cool breeze. That's my favorite kind of day.
Imagine getting used to the hot during the summer, the sweltering hot that, if you're not careful, can actually kill, then going to cold that we aren't used to. Maybe it's not cold for you people, but after a long summer, our bodies adapt to the heat, and then are put in the cold. That in itself has known to kill as well
The weather here is brutal, it's not all sunny skys and beaches. It's sweltering hot, then cold that drives you insane
Hmm. That would drive me insane. I don't like cold.
I don't mind the rain, but other people do. I'm speaking for East Yorkshire.
That's freaky Nix...
Adelaide's hot in summer and cold in winter. Autumn's annoying coz it gets chilly when you least expect it and it rains a lot. Spring is warm and breezy, but I'm allergic. I
Like summer days and winter nights. Winter at night is awesome. It's like the air is splitting around you.
Msd. iPod battery's low, not DYING low, but still pretty low. And might have to dance soon.
Winter nights + East Yorkshire = . . . Hmm. Snuggling down in bed trying to get warm, mostly.
Did Mist leave? Or is he distant?
Or did he disappear?
Good luck Lav!
He left for a while, I think...
what to write, what to write...
Disappeared, I'm guessing.
Thanks Sparky!
Oh yeah, I recorded a bit from yeaterday's rehearsal. Might post it on my blog. Going to have to edit it a little though.
Now I think I should go, dance teacher's talking to us. I should pay attention. Be back later. Bye!
Yeah, he kinda told me, I think... he wasn't very clear
Bye Lav!
Fours Lavender!
So, what should I write people? I mean, out of my stories, I'm not starting something new...
Eeeerrrrrrmmm . . .
I dunno. *thinks*
Your HP fanfic.
Really? I got the impression no one really liked it...
You got the impeession you liked it? Well, write it, then!
(Newbies wouldn't get that joke . . . )
I was nobody, not no one, but the joke still has hold
Ha! Did you like it?
Sorry for the double post. I hath discorvered that it is troublesome to comment here and read virtual books simultaneously, because I use mine same electronical device for both amusements.
You double commented?
Hello Star, Nix. *points River's lasers at both* *laughs* *slides them back into the holster.*
Hey Helena
Oh. You said no one? *looks* Oh, DAMMIT, you DID say no one. And I thought I had a good memory for that type of thing!
Didn't I say I liked it? *sighs* First Flame, now you - I ought to be more specific in my comnents and not go off asIaming.
YES, I liked it:)
Yokay, Maybe I will write at least chapter one
Hey Helena!
We BOTH double commented, Nix. I said x, you said y, then I said x again and you said y again.
Hello Em.
Uh... I think you're device is broken Star, I haven't double commented, neither have you
Hey Sparky! Sorry wbd, I'm r/DoctorWhoing.
K Em.
*goes over small portion of new story I've written*
Would anyone like a peek at it?
*looks upwards*
*frowns* I'd swear we double commented . . .
We all know my phone is a piece of rubbish, of course it isn't working properly. When is it ever?
I READ!
YES PLEASE SPARKO MARKO!
Oh, wow, k, here it is...
Sparky groaned and rubbed her head. What happened? She looked around and saw a landscape she found unnervingly familiar.
‘W-where-‘
‘You know where you are, don’t play around.’
‘Who-‘
‘You know that too. I don’t know why you know, but it would be for the same reason I know who you are Sparky.’
‘Stand up Sparks.’
‘Why does my head hurt?’ Sparky mumbled as she stood and looked at the people with her. There were two girls, who seemed to have been conversing for some time. One looked to be about sixteen, had light brown hair and was wearing grey school uniform with red trim. The other was about twenty-one, had dyed dark red hair and was wearing torn jeans, a red shirt and sunglasses.
‘It’ll pass.’ The schoolgirl said. ‘I’m Phoebe, by the way.’
‘You didn’t need to tell her that.’
‘Sure I did. You handled it better than I did Steph.’
‘You could still figure out my name.’
‘Yeah, after twenty minutes! I was cutting to the chase.’
‘Don’t talk back to me Phoeb.’
‘Oh, oh, don’t even get me started on the complications of that!’
‘Um, are you guys going to explain what’s going on?’ Sparky asked.
‘Because Steph won’t, I will.’ Phoebe replied, smiling. ‘It seems that the three of us are from different universes, but we share our personality.’
‘Then why did you offer to explain and Steph didn’t?’ Sparky asked.
‘Because, the three different universes have exposed us to different circumstances and people, which has altered our personalities differently. Does that make sense?’ Phoebe explained.
‘Yes. It does. Can I still use my magic here?’
‘You should do, mine does.’
‘Oh, you’re magic?’
‘Yup.’ As she said this Phoebe pulled a wand out of her pocket and flicked it. A small plume of fire emerged from the tip of her wand.
‘Wicked!’ Sparky grinned.
Is Step Val?
No, this is Steph from my L4D fanfic.
Ah... well, I kinda don't get your L4D fan-fic, seeing as I don't get a thing about L4D, so I didn't read the whole thing....
*rolls eyes*
I looked up L4D on Wiki yesterday.
Realky intriguing Sparky. I would say, "I like where this is going", but that's Nix's phrase.
So... Any opinions? Feedback?
...
*sees Ink posted before me*
...
...
...
*scowls*
Every time...
*shoots energy beams out of eyes*
I like where this is going Sparky.
Cool, sparky
...Maybe I don't want to be a writer.
.... Why Eve?
EVE, STOP DISTONATTTIINNNNGGGG!!
Why not???
Going to have breakfast. I'll bbs unless I get distracted.
K Star
*shrugs* I mean, yeah, I really like writing, but I can never come up with anything that I stick to, and I never 'feel like writing'. I write when it goes towards my school report, or when I'll get something I really want and I have something to start me off. I could never write as a career, I couldn't live on that. Which brings me back to "I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when I get kicked out of the house"
Uh, Eve. Unless your a bestseller, no one can just write for a career. I'm getting a proper job, but writing ever opertunity I get. No one can just work of being a writer by itself, you need a proper job
I'm not just talking about 'author'. I'm saying anything to do with writing. I just can't write...whatever. What do I know about career stuff, anyway?
Maybe I'll just work at Woolworths and slowly devour the Nile
And I couldn't write on the side, anyway. For reasons I explained earlier
*sighs* I like acting. I reckon I'm best at that than anything else. I think. But I'll have to be really really lucky. Which I'm not.
Back!
...I don't think I'll ever be able to finish a proper story, but that's because I tend to finish things painstakingly open-ended...
Okay, so there are four characters in this story. Sophie, Sparky, Steph and Phoebe.
Are the repetitive S's a bad thing?
I'm related to a Sophie and a Steph
And all of their names can be shortened...
Stephanie-Steph
Sophie-Soph
Sparky-Sparks
Phoebe-Phoeb
Not nessessarily, Sparko.
Rebellion has four main characters, until the sequel. At which point it gets a couple more.
Huh. I would've said Phoebe - Phoebs.
Gotta go, bye!
Yeah, we call Sophie 'Soph' too. Or at least my mum does.
Bye Sparky!
Gtg
I'll see y'all sometime in the afterlife
Bye!
Bye Eve!
Fours Eve and Sparky!
Hate to be a sheep, but I'll be back soon. Really soon, like 15 minutes
Bye!
Fours! See ya then!
Well, better a sheep than a llama, huh?
Indeed
Damn. Gtg. I'll bb . . . Um . . . Three hours ish.
Bye Star!
Is it only you and I Nix?
Here for a bit until dinner
Hi whoever may be here! I don't know yet! Gonna find out
*presses publish*
Seems like it
Hi Eve!
Hey Eve.
Oh! Nix and Heck! What a lovely surprise!
Where's Zath? Haven't seen him in ages AND he hasn't replied to my message.
Eve, call me Em like Sparky instead of Heck please.
Mist is where Mist is
Haven't seen him in AGES!
No, that would make things even more confusing, because people call Emerald Em! It's like Flame Phoenix and Phoenix Mithrandir! Or Nixion Strange and Nix Willows when Phoenix was Nix! Aaaaaarrrrgh!
Fine, I'll call you Helena
Call me Sky then.
Dinner bye!
Bye Eve.
Bye Eve!
Oooookay
I'm going to go now
Bye!
tired. its 10:15 in the morning over here
hmm i could get first :)
... in aa few minutes/ of comments
YAY
Davis, 10.15am makes you tired? It's night here. I become tired at night.
Back, hello!
OK dedications ... hm. I dedicate this page to... to ... to... Derek landy of course... there are many reasons why! 1) He's coming to sign books where i live! 2) He has written an awesome new book that i got into when i read the first chapter!
3) He held a great competition of which i entered ! 4) if it wasn't for him I wouldn't be on here. I also dedicate this to my younger friend (some people call him my step brother) because he had a go at reading the first one at the age of 8 and ended up reading them all :) well done
I'm tired in the morning, i have a rlly bad cold and sore throat and i went to bed late last night :)
HE'S NOT COMING TO CANBERRA!!!! I MEAN IT'S THE CAPITAL!!! COME ON.
Fair enough Davis.
Yello
Hello AGAIN Nix.
How many books can we take to get signed never been to a book signing before. :( *goes red in embarrassment*
I think Derek once said he only has time for one
I've never been
I've never been to a book signing either. He said 1 though.
aww :( ive got three that need signing :/ oh well :(
i'll take death bringer
Can you get something else signed do you think? Not a book?
i dont have a clue? :(
i was hoping to get at least 2 books signed :(
i dont rlly know
im on my own everyones left.. or have they?
*is tired and has a headache again*
Hi guys. I have about an hour. Maybe less if dinner's called before 8. Hi.
sofar ive got 5 comments in a row!
mayybe not
Hi Lav
Finick, please. Sometimes it can take a while for people to comment. Be pacient
woah its in the evening where u live! its in the morning over here
I'm here now, Finnick. Hi. :)
xD
thats rlly weird.
I'm in Korea now. On California, where I live, it's really early morning.
*in. Not on. :P
Hello.
Hi Cal!
Hey Lav. :) I want to get my poster signed.
Has anyone gotten an email yet?
Hey Cal.
wait .u have dinner at 8? whats going on?
No, I don't think it'll be until next Staurday...
Hi Cal. :)
Just to let you know, this will be my last stay for tonight. I'm going to be busy after dinner. Might not be on tomorrow either.
ur on holiday?
Not Australia. Almost.
Ugh. I don't like using my iPod...
Yeah, I'm on summer break.
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