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«Oldest ‹Older 3401 – 3600 of 4840 Newer› Newest»Bye Mel!
thanks Mel :D *hugs* night!
Watching Spiderman 3, and being all depressed because of it. Honestly, I don't think anyone likes to see the good guy turn bad. That's what they're supposed to be- the good guy. And when you see even the best of us crumble down into darkness, you feel like there isn't any hope left.
Sorry for the depressing stuff, guys. Just... Yeah.
Hi! Your chattering woke me up!
Hey eve!!!! *hugs* wazzap
Hi Eve!
Hi Adra! Hi Sparky! *hugs Adra and gives Sparky a friendly punch in the face*
Hi! Are me and Nix the only ones who write speeches?
*stumbles back and frowns*
The point?
helloz? I heard my name being spoken
Hi Nix...
*is holding hand to nose*
Wait, hi Nix!
Thank you!
It was a FRIENDLY punch! :D
*punch punch punch*
*punches Nix*
Yes Eve, it was friendly, but you are a rock.
*takes hand away from nose*
Is it bleeding?
Nix!!! *hugs* SO PSYCHED FOR THE COMPETITION *dances* woooo!
and I would do speeches... but I wouldn't know what to write
*hits Eve with piano*
It was a friendly piano
Sparky- Da truth shall come out!
Dark- One more day...
Hi Kal!
Hi Kal!
What truth Nix?
It's bleeding a little bit. *gives Sparky the friendly piano* I think there's a tissue compartment somewhere in there....
Uh, the speach thing. How you're awesome and all that
I am so tired that it's not funny... or maybe it is. Is being tired ever funny?
Hi Kallista!!!!!!!! :D
...here we go again...
Kallie! *hugs*
hi!
And Nix- WOOOOOO!
In fact, I'm going to write out the competition today, and have it ready
msd
Being tired is funny when you're driving from Melbourne to Adelaide xD
That's really funny
Yes. Being tired makes everything hilarious.
Or at least it does for me.
It's like my dirty thoughts filter sets itself to 'mature'.
Hi....
Hi Zaf!
Hi Zafira! Why the ellipsis points?
I don't like trains....
ZAF!!! *because I've given up on the names...* *hugs*
*hugs everyone*
hi!!!!!
I've learned something today
A blanket isn't a very good mouse-pad
Lol usually not Nix.
O.o Ameriminions understand this: I'm going to the Jersey Shore tomorrow
O___________O
May the Lord be with you.
A book is a great mousepad!
It's amazing what I find on the internet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyBwZeoxISk
Jersey Shore? Am I to assume this is a very boring place?
Eve... it's SNOOKI.
Nix-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npGYoFTZdlI
I find this hilarious. I don't know about you. I may just be immature XD
I know enough about Jersey Shore to feel sorry for you Zaf.
What's Snooki?
Lol
The title said it all
Isn't that the music from Inception?
Wow Eve, even I know
I'm going to have breakfast/brunch
Be back soon
Bye!
Haha. EXACTLY>.... Look her up. You're eyes will burst into flames, but...
Bye Nix!!!
*jumps, rolls and comes up*
*winces and repeats pattern*
*crashes into tree*
*rubs head*
*stands up and walks back to where I was*
*does exactly what I just did, hitting my head in the exact same spot*
*repeats exercise a third time*
*stands up and grins*
Cookies anyone?
*walks up to Sparky and slaps her in the face as hard as i can.*
STOP INJURING URSELF! Or I'll do it for you!
Jersey Shore is AWESOME
*frowns*
Ow.
What about Alf?
She stacked into those skiers.
ON PURPOSE.
*nods*
You know it's true.
yes I know its true and I'm beating her up next time I see her. She knows this also :D
Ugh... Zaf... JERSEY SHORE IS TERRIBLE!!!
*frowns harder*
Don't do that...
I am. She'll live :D
Not the show. The beach
So....Snooki is someone on a show called Jersey Shore.
...so?
look her up.... *shudders* she's a bit of an abomination. She's like a train crashing with hair spray, fake tans, and people pretending to be Italian.
They make Americans look bad
I hate the show. The shore itself is nice
...She will live, but knowing you, maybe not for very long.
They are a disgrace to America
true that.
Haha good, Zaf. I just about had a heart attack.
Okay, I get itnow.
Is it true that all Americans are super super proud of their country? With the "God bless America" and all that?
Hahahahahaha. not really. I mean, we're lucky compared to a lot of places....
But lemme ask you: have you heard of Obama?
NO! I'd never hurt my bubbles! :(
Of course I've heard of him, he's president of the great United States. But have YOU heard of Julia Gillard?
*arches eyebrow at Hayl*
Do you really want to set me off?
Here?
Yes. yes i do. :D
...
Well screw you.
*runs and flying tackles her*
Uh... No. I can say, though, that OBAMA SUCKS! And apparently, so does the dude who is running against him..
Our country. Is screwed.
I hate Obama. Im sry if I offend any of my fellows. But he is terrible
Thats what she said. ;) :) :D
I had a much better comeback, but I have a feeling I wont live long enough to enjoy the aftermath...
No. No you wouldn't.
Not here.
Mushu.
Aint that the truth *high fives*
God America is so fn messed. up.
Oh but yes... Yes I would... ;)
AND DONT USE MUSHU AGAINST ME MADAM! ;)
We are. We wont have a country left
Then why didn't you?
Mooshu!!!!! Hated that world
Zafaria was better Dragonspyre the best
Ah, see Gillard is the Prime Minister of Australia. Americans wouldn't know that, but Aussies know a lot about America because we get lots the American shows and movies.
Does America have The Block?
wooo
I never heard of The Block
What is The Block???
Damn it :/
I HATE U ZAF! No one disrespects the Mushu... Nobody!!
Oh, I didn't because i had no reason to. Now however, I feel as though ruining you on blogland forever is the way to go...
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! *evil laugh and cape!*
The Block is a renovating competition show on TV
Does Anerica have Masterchef?
Yes Eve!!
Hayley...
Yes...?
Does America have Junior Masterchef? Someone from my school was on Junior Masterchef
Elder Dark. I leave you.....slightly in charge. DONT BLOW UP OTHER COUNTRIES!!!! As in tomorrow
*gives Hayl a stern look*
*Smiles knowingly at Sparky*
*slow* Mwa ha ha.
I think so Eve
Nice ded!!
Ok ded time: I'd like to dedicate this page to... Nigel, my cat, of course.
Curly-haired people...
Batman, the best superhero ever...
Skulduggery Pleasant...
Bunk beds, candy canes, horseback riding, and uh...
Turtles eating raspberries with epic music playing in the background.
*raises glass* hear hear (wow, this is the like. eleventh time I've don this. Does no one raise glasses anymore??? Derek came on last time everyone did, and it was a ded to himmmm)
And dedicated to the GREAT GOLDEN GOD DEREK LANDY
Bye Zaf!!!! *hugs*
and uh, no promises
I have an idea to save the world:
We take all the money we would spend on making and buying hairbrushes, and we give that money to the people who need it to survive. We could save the world and it would only cost us our hairbrushes
Not going yet xD
And you know. It'd be hilarious if an Elemental was fighting an Adeot girl, and the Elemental sets the Adept's hair on fire xD
Ah yes! In Australia (or at least Adelaide) we have Hungry Jack's instead of Burger King
Haha...
salam, then I think...
*nods slowly and winks at Hayl*
Broccoli.
Burger King is ok. Lol.
*shivers* you. just. SCARRED ME, KALLIE!!! *runs away, and jumps through portal, crying*
OH! ANGRY MATT: BROCCOLI!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you reference anything to that?
*gets bored and climbs my tree*
i believe...we must avenge Master Derek!!!!
FOOD FIGHT!
*throws salami at Kallista*
HELLS YES!!!!
*throws banana at Eve, like a boomeerang, and the banana comes back, hits her in the face...*
I... fought... Valiantly...
*collapses, twitching*
*throws cheese from the tree at everyone*
ooh Derek-lizard
*throws Derek-lizard at Eve*
WOOO!
*dodges tree, and intercepts lizard*
My precioussssssss
Dont hurt that lizard!!!!!
I won't!!!! *pats lizard's head.*
Here, Derek Lizard. Have a grasshopper.
Good, goodnight Blogland
*shadow walks to hide in Sanctuary*
tell Em i wont be on all day tomorrow
Yes, I can and I do :D
*throws peanuts at Kallista and throws apples at Adra*
*throws Komodo dragon at Zafira*
Now I have to EAT food. (the whole point is to throw it....)
Bye!
*looks at the food fight*
Uh...
*backs up so I'm standing next to Hayl*
This is odd...
Ya think?
*Uses Sparky as a human shield*
Bye ZAF!!! *hugs*
And.... throwing apples...THIS AINT NO WIZARD OF OZ!!! *slingshots them back*
picks up pie, and throws it into the crowd
Oh yeah, Hayl, Sparks, your confidence in humanity is astoundingly slim.
Can't blame ya....
*steals derek lizard, jumps through portal with him*
to be honest, I thought that I had missed so many comments and conversation... then I realized it was just Kallista.
*goes back through portal*
Derek lizard, I bring you the land of lizards. A lizard for virtually everyone in the world... its a parallel universe.. and all humans are lizards.
Stupid internet
msd
Hey Nix! *hug*
Wait- yes. No. Wait- right. No. Hang on... okay.
I've got to go now, mea blog friends. So. UNtil soon!!! (meaning tomorrow)
BYE!
*hugs for all*
Don't blow up and Sanctuaries, eat your veggies... And, please, id Derek comes on, tell him Adrasdos Dark says hi
Righto.
Bye
Bye Dark!
Baaaaaaack!
*throws cheetos at everyone*
Hellllllo?
Olo :D
Still here?
here now :D
Hehehehehehheee...
Hello!!!!!
Hiya Val!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*leaps onto her back and noggins her*
OI! NOT AFTER THE MEAN NAMES U CALLED ME!
*Thumps back against a wall*
*holds on*
Don't make me pull a Westley.
Yeh, cept I'm not a 500lb giant.
*Runs up onto the roof and shakes, making u fall off onto the ground below*
*crashes on ground*
*coughs*
Okay.
You win.
*frowns upon 'noggin' being used as a verb*
What?
Oh, I meant 'noogie'.
MWAHAHA! I ALWAYS WIN!
Except when we're the three little pigs, you are definitely having a better time... ;)
Going to an arcade at this hotel now, byyyyyyyeeee!!!!
*gapes*
*shuts mouth*
*thinks of response*
*can't think of good one*
*shrugs*
YOU LITTLE F*CKER!!!!
Bye Val!
OH! LANGUAGE SPARKY DEAREST!! ;)
Bye Valereno!
THERE. I have memorized Scene 1 and Scene 2 and I will practice again tomorrow. I WILL.
Like I give!
*punches her in the face*
Those stars Hayley dearest.
*winks and smiles sweetly*
*holds nose and blinks multiple times, feeling myself getting angrier and angrier. I pull my gun from my holster, turn of the safety and spin it in my hand.*
I did not deserve that... A slap yes. But no punching...
*nods and hides behind a tree*
Why did I give you a gun?
*waves hands for attention*
:(
*sees that people are too busy to notice Eve the Echidna*
:(
*is a busker*
Because I asked for one :)
*takes three shots, hitting the tree purposely instead of ur arm that was peaking out from the side.*
*jumps and hides in tree, scowling*
-_-
*goes where I am wanted*
Oi, I'm not actually gonna shoot you! I love you bubs! ;) xx
*laughs and leaps out of tree onto Eve*
I knew that Hayl.
HIIIII EVIE!!!!!!!
*fires off a round into the tree to scare everyone again and laughs maniacally*
*defends self with live chicken* WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME EVIE?
Revenge.
Revenge for wha-
Oh. You mean when I called you Sparkly.
THAT WAS A KEYBOARD MALFUNCTION!!!! *whacks Sparky with live chicken*
Buuuut I've actually called you that twice before but I don't think you noticed :P
Okay, quick time one comment.
So, I've been WAY too busy for my own liking. In the mornings I do martial arts and chores(which takes up most of the morning if not all) then in the afternoon, I have to study Korean. It's been raining a lot at the moment, so no going outside, but after Korean's over with, I spend most the time reading all the comments. Even then, there's been so many and I can't read them all at once. And now, I still have one more thing to do before I can come back so going and might not come back today. Bye guys! Miss you lots!
*clogs Hayley's gun with a banana*
Hi and bye Kitchen! *waves*
*whacks live chicken with sword*
Hehe, it's a dead chicken now.
See? I give everyone weird nicknames!
You can make it Lav!
Nooooo! It's a regenerating chicken! *chicken knits itself back together* It's still live!
*Holds gun with a gaping mouth, and starts crying*
My poor, poor gun...
*Eats the banana out of the gun in sadness*
*hugs Hayl*
Silly silly A-
Hayley.
*turns red*
HAYLEY, I MEANT HAYLEY!
MSD
I HATE MY INTERNET
*Looks up through the tears*
GRRRRRRRRRRR! What did you almost call me?!?!?!
*Uses the gun as a club and smacks u on the shoulder*
*winces*
SORRY, SORRY!
*... Stops and picks u up in a bonecrushing bearhug*
*runs out of breath*
Th-hanks Hayl...
Banana banquet!
Banana banquet, Nix!
Hhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!!
Hi Sunny
Sunny?
hi Nixion.
I KNEW IT!
HE SAYS BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
IT SEEMED LIKE HE WOULDN'T, BUT HE DID
SUPER CAFE IS AWESOME
I'm a tad insane
hey Nixion, i need to ask you something for Dancing Fire.
did you hear about the info yesterday about the book store in Melb, about Derek's event?
Well, I emailed them about a week ago, and they told me that already
Why?
she asked me to ask you. She couldn't come on cause she's grounded.
anyways, i've gtg. bye bye
Bye Sun
This internet hates me too
I'm going to go for a while
Bye!
*snaps back to reality* did I seriously spend ten minutes daydreaming about meeting Andrew Garfield?
Wtf...
Helloooooooo
Hi Valereno!
Hi Eve
That was more like half an hour Eve
Hello.
It'd be nice to meet Andrew Garfield.
Hi Cal!
I don't even know who he is... I'd like to meet Derek and Matt Smith, though :)
Andrew Garfield is Spiderman
Half an hour? Okay...
Hi Calamity. Hehe, yeah, I've had a crush on Andrew Garfield for exactly twenty four hours now. :P
Andrew Garfield is in the new amazing Spiderman.
Although, Val, you might know him better from Doctor Who; I think the third season? Where he plays the Tennessee who moves out to Hooverville, Frank?
He's the new Spiderman!
Well, you didn't say anything for half an hour
How come no one says bye when someone leaves anymore?
Naw, Eve. Did you enjoy the movie?!
And there goes the long silence again...
Well, I certainly don't say bye to people who say "I'm going to go now". It's the same as saying "I'm bored of talking to you guys, seeya". *swishes feather boa and turns away from Nix*
Yes! I did! I told myself Toby Maguire is the only true Spiderman, but then Andrew smiled and i'm just like *melts*
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