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"The Butterfly and the Wolf" is now available to read on the home page of skulduggerypleasant.com.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3201 – 3400 of 4840 Newer› Newest»Hmmm... Well, that really is a snippet...
Wow... That... That was a hell of a lot of dots.
It'll be better in context and without all the dots. I could un-filter it now and show you but I'd have to delete it straight after.
You sure? It might not make sense...
Ahhhhhh well?
If you post it I'll give you a spoiler from mine!
Fine, give me a sec to replace the dots with words...
AWESOME and Val... that a good thing?
I don't know... Is it?
Ooooohh, that's COOL!
I don't know...
AND COOL, LYNX!!! Yeah. "He who brings the night" Is a character in my book, also!!!!!
He's kinda awesome in mine. And sarcastic.
So, do you want a spoiler from mine? I really want to tell it to someone...
and i do too!!!
Yes Val!!! I need the spoiler!!!!
I
NEED
IT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad you like it. Poor Rätsel - he's the best character...
WHAT????/
VAL!
OH
MY
GOLDEN
GOD
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*HEAD IMPLODES*
Bye Val!!
Wanna hear one of my spoilers? Well, it'll make no sense whatsoever but wanna hear anyway?
3333!!!
Wbd now...
Wait, I have to delete that now!
But I actually HAVE to go now, bye!
*can't stop grinning from Lynxia's reaction*
Yup, Adra!
Bye, Val!
I CANNOT GET OVER THIS FANART MY SISTER DREW FOR ME. rgbETngf7hua]#o[ejdf
Oooh! I wanna see now Luce! Can I?
Erm... I haven't read the story, Adra, but I sense it's an OMGG moment.
YEAH LUCE!!!!!!
I SHALL TAKE A PICTURE. GIVE ME A MINUTEEEEEEEE.
Haha it is... And I know you haven't read the story because it's 372 pages. And I plan on it being published... So it can't go on the internet.
And now I must delete that, even though no one really cares
OK Adra!!
Yay Luce!!
It's uploading, now! :D
What/Who's it of?
http://idoterriblethingswhenigrowbored.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/my-sister-is-most-amazing-person.html
OMGG!!!!!
THIS IS AMAZING!
My sister is actually amazing. I adore her.
Wish i had a sister
She's called Jade. I think Jade is a really pretty name! :3
Hello, Star!
STAR!!!!! *hugs* WAZAP
Hi people! The years-old squished bugs on my ceiling are up, Dark.
YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go BrianD!! he totally kicked Law's ass!
He still sucks at winning Jenny Matrix's heart though...
I wonder what else I could get my sister to draw...
I am getting her to draw a Skulduggery on the side of my bookcase, WHEN I FINALLY GET IT.
Luce - Get her to draw Loki for you!!!
Wait... I'm still stuck on the bugs comment. :/
OMGG. I might ask her to draw a Loki! THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL IDEA, LYNX!
But she's also Loki'd...If she likes it in the end she'd probably keep it...*laughs* The joys of your heart being Loki'd..
*sighs* You asked me what was up. I looked up, and saw the squished bugs on my ceiling. So I told you that the squished bugs were up.
Curse you Loki for being so Loki-ish!!! Nah, not really! I love being Loki'd!!
*headdesk*
Have you seen the Loki'd video Luce? OMGG!!! Tom is brilliant!
I AM THE BAD GUY!!
I think I'll get her to write all the names of the SP books on the bookcase when I get it...
And then my felt characters can sit on top of it. My paper maché skull can sit on a shelf, too. Every time Derek mentions/blogspeaks me will be printed out and stuck on my bookcase- they're on my wall, at the moment. With Ellikins' letters! x3
I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR SUMMER! I CANNOT WAIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT.
I'm spending this summer perfecting my costume!!
I'm spending summer... Running around in the woods
Ooohhhhhhhh.
Summer this year will be AMAZING. I go to Cornwall for a week before I can start my project. But there are so many craft shops down there I can buy loads of stuff, there! AND I MUST BUY AT LEAST ONE SP BOOK WHILST I AM THERE AS IT IS TRADITION. SINCE THE LAST TWO HOLIDAYS.
....
I don't think I'm going to make it through the BA's without crying...
Why do I like people?
I am going to Devon for two weeks and I will take my helmet and wear it on the beach and see how many people I can scream 'LOKI'D' at!
Hi Sparky!!
OMGG! LYNXIA YOU'RE ACTUALLY AMAZING.
Sparkyyyyyyyy! I think I'll be fine;D
Heyyy Sparky!! *hugs*
And yeah, some of the things on there are really... Wholesome, you could say
*laughs*
HI SPARKY!!!!
*looks at Lu*
Now I'm determined.
I will be putting more effort into my speeches from now.
What are you guys on about...?
How am I amazing now? That kinda came out of no where!
Right. Okay. I'm going to be back in about an hour and a half's time, I've got horsebackriding to do...
So, bye for now!!!!
*opens portal, steps through*
Csgd - writingggg.
I being Loki'd. Sorry... *is drawing up helmet design*
Will be very distant now guys. Sorry but I have to practise my flute...
*sticks head back though portal*
Yeah, there was supposed to be a space between horseback and riding...
Ok. NOW I'm going.
*disappears*
Fours Dark!!!
I don't cry very often at speeches. *grins* Only when it's someone trying to compliment me... >.<
We WERE talking about the picture my sister drew...Then we moved onto...I don't know, actually...!
Bye Adra!!
*looks at music* What?!! A top A? Really?? Dude...!
*folds arms*
When I get to my laptop...
Bye, Adra!
Okay, whoever said they'll be distant! ^_^
*is also distant*
I'll be right back. I've got to go downstairs because TBBT and I need to finish this work...So I have to take my laptop downstairs. ^_^
K Luce!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAACCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
Sheldon Cooper! <3
WB L.
*is still typing up* My story is rapidly transforming . . . I'm not even glancing at my notebook now . . .
WB Luce!
Thaaaankkkkkkkksssss.
And I will be distant, once again.
Gotta go, bye!
Bye, Sparky!
'Five arrows ripped through five humans in less than five seconds, and they died instantly, the magical substance getting to them before their injuries did. The remaining humans looked round, some of them crying out whilst one or two reached for guns - but Marigold had already lrapt off the roof by then, landing on her feet like a cat.'
Fours Sparky!
Mine?
I have to go now! Bye guys! *hugs*
*steals Loki's helmet and runs off shouting 'you got Loki'd!!!!!!' at him*
Bye, Lynx! *hugs*
Fours Lynxia!
Ooh, killing . . .
3,225 words:)
hello
Hello, Flame!
God where's Landy with a new post when you need him.
It took me ages to find ye!!
Oh and I read the Blogland Awards blog and the people here are just so nice towards one another it's actually amazing!!
Fair play to ye lads! x
Em! Hello! *hugs*
How're you?
L, when wll the awards be given?
I'm good today Lu thanks for asking
I just can't get over how nice everyone is. The Blogland Awards really high light it more, seeing the posts that Nix and Eve and everyone is putting up.
Urm...Next Saturday- the 14th. I think, I said...I said it somewhere...
That's great to hear, Em! Well..Read, BUT ANYWAY.
Yeah, Blogland is amazing!<3 Yeah, I need to write those posts...I am going to write some this weekend... *smiles*
Gtg now fours!
Bye, Star! *hugs*
Bye star.
Btw, uncle turning internet off at 9;30
Now I have to go, guys! Um...WHOEVER CAN HAVE DEDICATIONS. WELL, ANYONE THAT SAYS TURNIPS. IF YOU WANT IT, THAT IS.
BYE GUYS! *hugs*
I shall open voting tomorrow- probably set up an e-mail and ask a Facebookian to run it? To keep it a surprise for everyone!;D
BYEEEEEE! *hugs*
Em???
Yo.
Hi Phoenix
Hiya!
I'm baaackkk from hbrdn!!!!!!!!!
Hi everyone!!!!!
Ah hello everyone
I was in a writing coma, I apologise
It's alright!!! I think, like, 3 people just got on as 3 got off...
Coinkydink? Probably not.
Well I wasn't really off, I was hovering.
As I said I was in a writing coma
So what have you all been doing today??? Besides Em, who was in a writing coma (you go girl!!! *high fives and hugs*)
*high fives Adra*
I was at school.
...and???? *gasp* did ZOMBIES ATTACK THE TEACHERS AND EVERYONE DIED INCLUDING YOU?????
HELLO ROBIN.
I wish.
HIYA PHOENIX
Em!!!!!
*tackle hugs*
*falls to the ground*
Heya Zaf lol
*pokes robin*
You getted my email?
Missed Em!!!
Im going to the beach tomorrow!!! Finally. Im dying to go...
Am now
Well enjoy the sun you lucky thing. Tis meant to be raining here tomorrow
Hands up who is looking forward to reading and commenting on Chapter 7 of Dublin Daes!
It's not going to rain, I won't allow it
Sports day tomorrow :D
*raises hand*
Well I'm writing then toodle pip
*puts hand up*
Robin?
Don't worry
I gotta go bye
OK, now I look like I was talking to myself. Thanks :/
haha i joke :D
ROBIN STAY!! I HVE TO ASK YOU SOMETHING!"
Bye Robin!!! *hugs*
Lol thanks for putting your hands up lol I know your not really going to but thanks anyway lads
pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bull...
Em!!! Me has chocolate...where is Landy? I think the penguins ate him :/
I DIDNT DO IT!!
Where's the Bull?
*looks around*
The bull ate Derek!!!!
*sobs*
Hahahaha.
the bull... ate derek.
Erm.
I could've easily gone with the Jesus Ponies but I think a bull doesn't have the stomach for a person.
Never know! Or Nye has him...eww never mind.
The penguins...THE NINJA PENGUINS ATE THE GOLDEN GOD!!!!!! AVENGE HIM!!!!
We WILL FIND JUSTICE!!! *gasp* WE CAN MAKE A LEAGUE OF JUSTICE!!!
Now what might one call a League of justice??
*Gasp*
SUPER FRIENDS!!!
Im apparently dead?? How the hell do I die?!?!?! Me= Grand Mage...nobody killed me
But your not dead Zaf! Are you? Oh I'm all confused now :(
Who did you get THAT from???
either:
1. Zafira is now a vampire
2. Zafira is now a zombie
3. Zafira is a ghost
4. Zafira died.
I LIIIIIIVE!!!!!
*somehow Nye didnt kill me*
Em email me....I wanna tell you something...
Bellagaunt13@gmail.com
JESUS, Zaf.. That scared me. O.O
You were very good to say that about my chapter 6 Adra, I appreciate it
Mail sent Zaf :)
Sent bck i fail lol...just dont get freaked Em
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
*looks around*
*lifts up a tombstone and looks under*
Adra, where did you go?
*sticks my head in river to look under water*
Dude. I'm right here!!!!
but brb. Dinner
Chicken tonite
I had sloppy Joes
Waiting on chicken still
Are sloppy joes like burgers?
No... It's like... Burger, yes, but barbecued.
Yes there thats how you explain it xD
Meh....STOP STARING AT ME BOOK 3!!!
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STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
Ah I see. I never knew what they were, I always thought they were like quarter pounders which are like whopper burgers with lettuce, tomato, different sauces and all that
Thank you for clearing that up lol I can now tick that off my bucket list. I know what sloppy joes are
Lol poor Irishmen
My Irish family is strange. I was threatened to be thrown in the pool with the iPad
haha we know what quarter pounders are... *peers at Zaf* right??
In any case, I do. They sell them at the American Embassy (McDonald's)
Brb dinner
...Hello!
Lu said anyone who said turnips could ded...
HEY!
TURNIPS WAS MY THING!
*smiles*
Thank you Dexter Vex.
Oh sorry lol I didn't mean to patronise you!
I always thought quarter pounders were something only Irish chippers do.
Now I look like a right idiot.
haha... IRELAND. WOOO!!! I WAS JUST THERE!!
heehee no you don't, Em.
HEY SPARKY!!!! *hugs*
Heya Sparks!
Is anybody out there??? Is anybody there?
Nope we died
Thanks, your holy Eminenceness
Sorry, back, hello?
HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
Did you get 5000?
*sigh* alas, no... I was.. *sniff* too... late.
Aw...
Sorry, I tried to save it for you.
*frowns*
Golden God dammit, I need to make these speeches.
I only have three sentences for each person I'm voting for...
*thinks*
Damn me and learning how to be social out loud...
aww its okay. I'm anxious to know who got what! And I'm positive you'll do fine
...
Fine. Yes.
Suuuuure.
Have a little faith! And uh, don't over think it! Simple= Good.
*rolls eyes*
You sound soooooooooo thrilled :D
Oh my days!
To my shock and horror I have discovered that Sparky has not read nor commented on my story.
I feel incomplete :(
...What?
Mel...
OH GOSH!
I'M SO SORRY!
I really have no words to describe how much emptiness is filled inside me Sparks
It's so distressing!
Haha SPARKS how could you?!?!?!?!?
*jkjk*
I think I might find the darkest and thickest woods possibly and curl up in the foetal position.
Em, you're SUCH a drama queen xd
No just taking the piss outta Twilight LOL!!!
Haha... that leaves nothing. It's all piss. Wait... Nothing's left..
*gets down on knees, and genuflects*
I'm not Catholic, but THANK GOD!!!!
...Sorry, my internet died...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npGYoFTZdlI
I just crack up every time I see this. Literally. it's pretty hardcore XD
Jeff Dunham is described in just one word...
EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jefuhfuh??? dun HAMMMMMMMM dawt cohmmmmm!
Am I pissing you ofuhfuh?
That's the one!!! LOL
I have just spent the last hour trying not to wake up the baby from laughing so hard lol
Joseeeeee jalapenoooooo *on a steek!*
ILOVEJEFFDUNHAM!
Well Adra, the time has come where my eyes grow heavy and dreams call to me.
I bid you goodnight and hope to speak with you soon
Sweet dreams x
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