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«Oldest ‹Older 3601 – 3800 of 4840 Newer› Newest»Well, when no one says a word, and I feel like crap, I tend to leave
Sorry
And you didn't say bye to me when I said I was leaving before, to eat
Hello. Here for about 5/10 minutes.
Yeah, well, no one says bye when I just suddenly disappear, DO THEY? No one CARES enough to SEND A SPY TO ADELAIDE TO CHECK IF I'M STILL HERE.
DO THEY NOW?
Hi Luce
Hi Luce!
You told me that you disappear randomly, and not to worry about it. If you say msd, you won't be back till the next morning, otherwise, you've just disappeared
Hey, Nix!
And I ask of you poof, Eve. Because I never know what else to say. *smiles dumbly*
Hey, Eve!
I was using your name for a story. Well..Her nickname was Eve. She was the protagonist.
Hi Luce!
Hey, Cal!
Exactly! I disappeared randomly, then I came back to continue the conversation about AFTER you left! You left while I was gone.
CASE CLOSED
*about Snooki
Yaaaaaaaay! What's her actual name? *is looking up 'protagonist'*
I think I broke my phone, again...
Msd.
*finds out what it means*
...YaaaaaaaaaaAY!
Her name is Evanna. She's the main character. Cx
I have to go to school, now. Bye! *hugs*
Evanna. One of the many variants of Eve.
Evelyn
Evita
Evangeline
Eva
Evanna!
Bye Lucy Anna!
Bye Luce!
Bye Luce!
Adios L
brb
I've got to go. See you all soon, maybe!
Bye Cal!
Bye Calamity!
*is youtubing*
msd
I'M GOING TO GO NOW
Bye!
Bye Eve!
When every days like talking in your sleep
Love is like a silhouette and dream!!!
I love Kimbra
Morning!
Hi Em!
Heya Nix
How goes the story?
I haven't started, I don't feel well
Aww poor you
*hugs*
I hope it's nowt serious Nix.
Doubt it
How're you?
Yeah I'm not too bad, a bit of a sniffle nose but I think I'll survive.
*throws tissue at computer screen*
It... won't... go... through
I'll send it in the mail
*opens email*
I didn't know that you could send tissues through email!!
That's amazing
Technology these days
It continues to amaze me
asdfghjkl
Adsf
Hi Selena!
*starts humming violently*
Na,na,nanana just a boring square! I wish I was a hexagon, but I am just a square. If I was a hexagon, then it would be fair. My sides would equal six, if they were made of sticks, na,nanana JUST a boring square. I wish I was heptagon......
*starts killing violently*
HI Nix, HI! Eve
Trihexamagon
Hi Eve!
*starts eating violently*
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Trihexamagon to you to Nix
The saddest episode of The Simpsons was when Pinchy died. :(
POOR PINCHY!!!!!! *cries* He was such a sweet lobster....
wait, this is part of my story so far hehehehe. This is after the Selena Moon, insane bit
I know its loads, I could not resist.
Deep inside the sanctuary of London, an important discussion was under way. Only the highest of the highest knew about it and only a select few were invited. They were discussing how to find Miss Gasp. And how to kill her. And how to stop her killing their agents before they realized she was there. “This is not a laughing matter, Miss Coil.” Trinity Green said, in her prim, proper English voice, to her fellow elder of London. “No, of course its not,” Vena replied, struggling to keep a straight face. “Then I fail to see why you are sniggering and snorting like there is no tomorrow”, Trinity retorted. “This is a meeting of the up most importance, and many lives are a stake”.“ If you are unable to contain your self, then you will be asked to leave”.
Trinity and Vena made no secret of there disliking of each other, and this was exactly the type of behavior that Vena often used to distract and wind up her partner. How ever, this time was going to be the last,Trinity was almost certain. Once the elders from around the globe saw how unruly and unkempt Trinity's unfortunate partner was, surely they would request an immediate replacement.
Speaking of the elders, they were late and lateness, in Trinity’s book, was not excusable, they would have to be reminded of that. Turning to Vena, she started to say something resonanle, sarcastic and probably very dull, when suddenly as quick as a viper strike, Vena stabbed her in the chest, boring, boring, boring Vena sang as she ansewerd her now ringing mobile.
“Hellloooo, its VENA! Yay!”, she spoke in an funny voice pressing her mouth right up against the phone.
“Thank you, dear Vena”, a high pitched voice replied.
“I need nothing more from you, except one thing or two depending how you count your things.” “I need the key that you are wearing on a necklace around your neck and the one around Miss Green's neck”. “YUP!” I can do that!” Using her knife, Vena cut of the chain from around her neck and then did the same to Trinity”s. “HERE!” she shouted at the phone and tried to pass them through it. Oblivious of Vena's failing attempt to pass the keys through the phone, Selena continued,
“Now Miss Coil, I want you to take these thingamabobs to our meeting place, do you remember where it is?
“Of course not, I will meet you there! There and there and here and there and that face that looks at me will be there and here will it not?
“ Goodbye Miss coil, and of course the face will be there and here and there, it is every where. “
Sorry, spelt it wrong
*trihexamhgon, or someat
@ Eve, this is even sadder, Who's pinchy? I really don't know
Yeah. I need to edit my story. A lot.
There is a more edited version that I will put on my blog sometime in the near/distant future
What the heck is a trihexamhgon or what ever
Calm down. Patience
It's a shape
I am going to read my book now, its called fear.
With how many sides?? hmmm????
FEAR!
IT'S AN AWESOME BOOK
The big question is, Doctor who?
How many sides? Like, physically or spiritually? On this plane of conciousness, or the next? Broaden your mind. Do not burden yourself with the petty questions
Yeah, do not spoil it for okay!!!!!
OMG FIRST!
and second.
and third
sigh
CALM DOWN!
Please. We have limited space, and I'm doing something else, so could you not comment so fast?
Okay, I dedicate this page to
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The humble full stop. With out them, where would we all be? We wouldn't be able to write or do anything! Because full stops rule the world!......
And to big blank spaces with lots of ummms and urms and hmmms in them. Just because.
Sorry Nix, from now on I will comment soooo sllooowllly like i am in slooooooowwwwww mooooootionnnn.......
did ya read my story thingy ma bob?544444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444
I have to go now
I might be back later
Bye!
um the numbers were a mistake.
Bye Nix!111!!!!!!
Hi....quick announcement:
I won't be here for a few weeks, due to being persued by several carnivorous snakes and lizards. I'm very attractive by a reptile's standards, apparently, and my iPod is going to be clogged up with messages like "What scales are you wearing today?" and "I brought you dead mice. Killed them myself" and even "My tail fell off when I saw you and it hasn't grown back for weeks now", followed by meaningful smiley faces and love hearts. So I'll be spending my time cruelly ignoring them rather than being here. Hopefully this will stop before next February.
So yeah, bye everyone!
Hiya everyone!!! Quick pop in going to beach xD
MY NEPHEW'S BIRTHDAY :)
Hi Zafira !
Hi Eve!!
I'm watching Finding Nemo. The ocean is so pretty
Thats where I'm going today :)
So excited
Here for a minute
So, wait, Eve, are you leaving?
Thats what I thought :(
I think we lost the battle against ninja penguins
Cool! :)
Nix, what? Don't be silly, reptiles don't send me messages
It would seem so Zaf...
Huh? Well, what I got out of the rant was you were going for a few weeks...
Hey Eve, have you seen the new Super Cafe? It's funny, of course
THAT'S WHAT I SUSPECTED!
People only read the first sentence of my announcements.
-_-
Yesh, I've seen it
Im sad now. We lost pur Golden God....damn it.
*stabs a ninja penguin*
you deserveve that
No, I read it. I just didn't understand it
But you conveniently only understood the first sentence.... *narrows eyes*
Because you said upfront you weren't going to be here for a few weeks. The rest made almost no sense
You have no idea how sick I feel, I can't be making sense of my regular book, let alone that
I'm going to go now
Bye!
Oh no, I have an idea
Bye Nix!
Bye Nix
Awww Trevor so cute. Him and his mom stayed up til midnight so he could celebrate his sixth birthday right when it happened :)
Who's Trevor?
Hi Adra!!
hey Eve!!!!! *hugs* how are ya
I gtg bye!!!
*hugs*
I'm pretty goose, how about yer?
Bye Zaf! Have fun at the beach :D
And I'm swell.... *yeah never saying THAT again* i think i had this weird SP dream... Or something :/
Bye Zafira!
I was gonna say swell! What was the dream?
I think, uh, it was really odd... Like, SP was driving his Bentley, and I think I stole it. Something or another, and then I was frolicking through a field, where there were butterflies and such with Skul chasing after me. Oh, and I think a butterfly flew into his skull.
It was odd.
Hmmmm
Maybe you need to own up for something you've done. Or something.
Hahaha. I don't think it was one of THOSE dreams. I was just reading SP a lot yesterday.
That's just my reasoning, however.
Oh. Wait a second...
Right, yes. I'm terribly sorry, but I've got to go. Apparently, I'm going out for breakfast. Because people do that.
Anyway,
Bye!!! *hugs*
Bye Adra!!! *hugs*
....Why? Honestly, why?
I had the worst nightmare ever, last night...
Maybe not the worst.
But it's the worst I've had, recently.
I rarely have dreams/nightmares. It was the first one in...A few months, I think...
It was horrible, anyway.
What was it????
I was in Blogland- which was good. Like, Blogland was irl....But...Sparky was dead...Blogland was literally falling apart...Then there was, like, a huge war - which was awesome - but you all died...And I was just sat there, helplessly staring at everyone's lifeless corpses...It was horrible...It was so...So vivid...
...Cool!
I had a dream that monkeys invaded the planet :D
Your dreams are so cool!
Then mine are just...Rare and dodgy when I have them..
Never fear, I'm the wannabe dream analyzer! Let me figure this out:
Hmm. Maybe it means that you need to live life more rather than observe it. I know you were watching everyone DIE in the dream, but *is a wannabe*
That's...Actually very insightful, Eve...
I aim to be insightful. Most of the time I just, you know, fail miserably :P
Okay!
Well, you were incredibly insightful there, Eve!
*smiles with teeeeeeeth*
How does voting work? Where do we vote, on the posts, or are you going to make a post, or...?
I am going to get a Facebookian to set up an e-mail so that none of the Bloglandians will have any idea as to who has won what until the night. I'll add them to the blog and they can announce the winners on the night, too! :D
I'll talk to one of them when they get online. I'll probably ask Andrew or Ellie, I think.
I had a very bizarre dream last night which I think will now be part of my story. A cross between CSI and Grimm, twas very surreal.
Hello, Em!
Lu *tackle hugs*
Here chicken I think I've suffered enough, what are you planning for me with these Blogawards lol
And now that I think about it, I want to retract my nominations. There are more deserving and talented people on here than me.
*is tacklehugged*
*laughs*
Ah...You're going to have to wait until next Friday/Saturday to find out what you're getting!;D
Also, NOPE. You've been nominated and you can't change that. Nominations cannot be changed. :3
Your so unfair Lu lol
Ok but I just think I'm taking up space
*sends spy all the way to Adelaide ib Australia to see if Eve's still here* SEE! I CARE!
HI PEOPLE! OMGG it was SO WET today. SOOOO wet. All the floor outside had a permanant centimetre of water on top of it. I am so sick of all this wetness. I've had wet feet ALL DAY. Not fun.
Only those that are deserving have been nominated.
*is sat outside Eve's window;)*
Hello, Star! It's been chucking it down, here too!
It has been CHUCKING IT DOWN here. It's been WATERFALLING IT DOWN. Luckily they cleared out all the drains after the floods in 2007, otherwise we wouldn't be able to get into town, probably. (I live on a hill but Hull's in a dip . . . )
And I am just SICK of it all.
It's so bad, around here! Loads of teachers went home early so they didn't get stuck because of floods! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
*shrugs* Melton isn't Hull, and our school stays running even in the most extreme of weathers (seriously, when it was the 2010 snow it got to the point where the school was still open but barely any of us were coming in), so no one went home early, but the path is meant to be a path, NOT a a river . . . And there was this MASSIVE puddle in the middle of the school car park, so big that going across it on any way, shape or form was out unless you wanted to be up to your ankles in water, and our garden at home is just a lake with grass growing in it . . .
The only reason Hull hasn't flooded yet is coz they sorted out their drains after 2007:)
SORRY!
I'm distant. I'm writing.
S'okay.
ANDREW IS SETTING UP AN E-MAIL FOR VOTING!
YAY!
ioweyouamug@gmail.com
THERE YOU GO.
Please put them all in one e-mail!
ALSO
DON'T E-MAIL IT YET.
Oh, bbs. Sorry.
Bye, Star! :)
Baaaack!
I posted a speech on BA. I think it went quite well, taking my megre speech talents into considoration.
Hello!
I SHALL READ IT ONCE I HAVE SENT MY E-MAIL OF WHO I AM VOTING FOR. BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY DECIDED WHO I THINK DESERVES WHAT.
I decided from the beginning.
*groans* I haven't decided . . .
Thanks for using ioweyouamug. I'm really grateful:)
I decided so long ago it ain't even funny!
AND I ASKED ANDREW TO USE IOWEYOUAMUG for the e-mail account! Everything is going to be surprise for me, too! I cannot wait!c:
I NEED FIRST, BY THE WAY. I HAVE LITERALLY THE BEST DEDICATION IDEA EVER!
Also, hello, Kal! *huggles*
I NEED LE FIRST.
I tend to get first when I don't want it. But think of some stupid dedication, anyway.
I have the worst dedications. Cx
'
I wish to dedicate to broken hearts. Although it may seem rather obscure, you should understand me when you read what I have to say. A broken heart stops you from spending too long with the wrong person, sure there are great memories…But there’s also wasted time. You’re too amazing to waste your time with someone that clearly doesn’t deserve you. Not only this but, broken hearts will help you find who your true friends are. Your true friends will be there until the end and will always be there for you, no matter how difficult things get. A broken heart will show you that your real friends are still there for you, even when things are tough. These are your real friends, you should never let them go.
And so, I also dedicate to true friendship. Most people don’t find a true friend ever. But I think I have found thousands of them, here. I’ve got every single one of you. You’re my true friends. You never put me down, you’re always there for me when I can’t cope and you never leave me alone when I am at my loneliest. Sure, I’m closer to some of you than I am to others, but I still think highly of each and every one of you. Everything about you, especially your flaws, is amazing and you should never doubt that. A true friend will see you for the perfection that you are. I may not be a true friend, because I am not that great, but I can see that you’re perfect and you mean the world to me. I don’t care if you don’t believe me, because I believe in you! You’re the best things in my life and I adore you all the more because of that.
Whether you like me or not, please do me this one favour…
Accept that you’re perfect! Yeah, you’ve got your flaws but everyone has flaws! Embrace your flaws –and your inner, or even outer, lunatic for that matter- because you’re absolutely amazing. I can’t stand it when you doubt yourself….It makes me feel even worse, because I know I’m never going to be anywhere near as amazing as all of you! You’re all perfection, now no arguing back or I will attack you with a spoon!'
I wrote those dedications, once.
I've got better deds...That's my least favourite of my dedications..
Hi Kal! I'm just voting . . . :/
N'awhh! *hugs*
Your deds are always amazing, L:)
Awwwhhhh, thanks Star! But they're really not! The next one I have planned might be, though...!
I have to go. My parents are making me eat...I shall talk to you later - hopefully! *huggles*
It's because I rarely eat. I lose my appetite far too easily..
I'm back, by the way. I'll be distant, though. Writing up chapter 1: Her.
Then I've got to finish writing that, before I move onto chapter 2: Him.
Hi, if anyone is here. I'm at my concert at the mo, in the dressing room so msd and wbd.
Hello, Lynx!
Ah, it's fine. I used to get bullied and stuff, so now I see little teases as nothing. *shrugs*
Bye, Kal! *huggles*
*hugs back* Bye Kal!!
Hey Luce! How're you?
I'm...OK. How're you, Lynx?
You sure?
I'm ok-ish. I'm stressed from the show but I'm not on now until second half so that's ok. My feet kill from these heels and I don't like wearing a dress but it's nit as bad as I thought.
Okay. I'm not okay. I am crying. Sparky is the most amazing person in the world!
Also, heels are terrible. I feel so sorry for you! *hugs*
....Hello?
...I had to say hello then.
SPARKY!
Yes?
Don't hug me when you're crying!! I should be hugging you!! *takes control of hug*
Hi Sparky.
Hi people! Sorry, I poofed :P
Hey Star! I might poof soon...
Hi Ink.
...Sorry I made you cry, Lu.
INK HAST NOW VOTED.
HI!
Sorry. I forgot what I was going to say....
*laughs at Lynx*
Hello, Star!
Lynxia - was it rainy in the Lake District today, by any chance?????
Because it was waterfalling it down in Yorkshire earlier. *points at L* This person will back me up or lie.
Don't apologize, Sparky! It was the most amazing thing that anyone has said to me all year!
Agrhh!!! We just got free juice and I got one with Hulk on!!!! *stabs it repeatedly* I'll teach you for hurting my Loki!!!!!!!
Well, that's a problem.
You should hear things like that all the time.
*hugs Sparky* I don't know what you said but whatever, it must of been good:)
*thoughtful expression* Make that back me up, lie, or stay silent on the matter.
*laughs*
Thanks Ink.
Ink.
Inky?
Can I call you that?
On occasion.
It's not a problem.
I hear very few things like that. I think that's the first thing of that nature I have heard in...Well....A very long time.
Sparky for the most inspirational!
HELLO LITTLE PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!
Heya *waves*
Yes, its been raining a lot here.
Hi Em!!
Em! Hi! *tacklehugs*
Course you can call me Inky, Sparky! Inky winky. Inky winky tinky. Tinky winky ink. Minky shinky winky tinky inky. Zinky, binky, blinky. Pinky. Inky pinky ponky, daddy bought a donkey, donkey died, daddy cried, inky pinky ponky!
*blinks* Er . . . Where was I? Ah, yes. I happen not to object to ridiculous nicknames. Or un-ridiculous nicknames. Or nicknames which are both ridiculous and un-ridiculous. Or any nickname. So you can call me Inky.
Do you know what lads, looking at the Blogland Awards blog again and some of the speeches for nominations are really amazing.
You guys are a credit to one another, you really are.
Hi Em!
*points at L again* SEE! SHE BACKED ME UP! LIKE I SAID SHE WOULD! T'WAS FORETOLD!!!
I NEED TO WRITE A SPEECH ABOUT WHY SPARKY SHOULD GET THE GG AWARD.
Hi Mel!
Coolie beans Inky!
I'm gonna have to go, guys! The life of a Muso calls!!!!
Bye! *hugs*
HUSH LU.
*jumps on her back*
Oh, wait, you ask for the piggyback first, don't you...
*smiles cheekily*
Can I have a piggy back?
Bye Lynx!
Aw, thankles Em. It was all them, really. I'm not very good at . . .
*mutters*
*sighs*
*groans*
Okay. One of my faults is that sometimes I just can't be bothered with friendships. Which isn't really very nice of me. Which is why it's a Fault.
Bye, Lynx! *hugs*
*laughs* But I can't be bothered, Sparkyyyyyy. *sits on the floor*
I'm striking. *nods*
Fours Lynxia!
Heya Sparks,
I'm still reeling in the fact that the great Sparks has not given her opinion, comments or views on my unworthy story.
That emptiness is so soul consuming ;)
*plonks off her back*
Okay...
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