Friday, May 25, 2012

This Is Awesome...



Oh, and my publishers would like me to include the Amazon link so you can pre-order this wonderful, wonderful book. Now, normally I hate linking to ANYTHING that has to do with selling my own books... and this is no exception...

(oh, and I also have no idea how these words ended up in the middle of the page like this, but hey...)

This is the link:


Whether you use it or not is up to you.

PS

The colour for this one is shiny GOLD.

PPS

I think now is the time to applaud one Mister Tom Percival.

4,865 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Who's skul

Nixion Strange said...

Skulduggery? Pleasant? I mean really...

Nixion Strange said...

I said I was, btw

Helena Ember Sky said...

Which page of DB? Choose!

Anonymous said...

I'm the random and Oblivious

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

and im not changing my name back until we actually finish whatever one we are doing

Nixion Strange said...

I thought you were asking who he was. No, I am the Skul-man

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

sooo,


WHAT ARE WE DOING?????

Nixion Strange said...

Is no one but Helena listening? We can't do whole chapters. We have to decide what bit to do first, and not whole chapters

Nixion Strange said...

I don't mind, but tell me who's in it, even if there is no Skul-man...
Pick a part...

Helena Ember Sky said...

So what page, please decide soon.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ummmmmmmmm



















beats me

Anonymous said...

How about when Skul and val try and enter the temple

Nixion Strange said...

I'm not deciding. I don't mind

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i dont care

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i have no idea

Nixion Strange said...

That'll do Viv
Page... 101. We argeed? Motion passed?

Anonymous said...

Yes. What?

Helena Ember Sky said...

Bags Wreath!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

kk

Nixion Strange said...

We could actually do that chapter, it's not to long...
If we do, I'm the Warlock

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

brb


DONT START WITHOUT ME!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Up to where people? Temple? End of chapter? End of fight with Warlock?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

damn, i need to go. be back in about 5 mins

Anonymous said...

Im Oblivious

Helena Ember Sky said...

I think whole of 9th Chapter.

Nixion Strange said...

To bad Fire... sorry about that

Anonymous said...

I was talking about when they enter the temple before fighting the warlock

Nixion Strange said...

K, but should we wait for Fire?

And are we stopping at the end of chapter 9? Or at the end of the fight with the Warlock?

Helena Ember Sky said...

So when do we start?

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah, but we may as well Viv. If that's what people want...

Nixion Strange said...

Just wait for Fire...

Anonymous said...

Okay but I can't do that. Ill be on the sideline. I can't because Im using the online version

Nixion Strange said...

Wait, who's Val? Who's Wreath? Who's... that's really it. Sorry, but could the real slim shady please stand up?

Nixion Strange said...

But you said you could Viv?

Helena Ember Sky said...

I'll be Wreath or Skulduggery, I don't mind.

Nixion Strange said...

The fight with the Warlock is in the same chapter

Anonymous said...

okay we get val and the warlock and we go

Nixion Strange said...

I AM SKUL-MAN!

Nixion Strange said...

I AM ALSO THE WARLOCK
MWAH HA HA!

Helena Ember Sky said...

What about when the Warlock comes vivstar is Skully?

Nixion Strange said...

She can be the Warlock then, but I'll be Skulman the whole way
Please?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

BACK!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Fir
Wait, who is Fire?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i dunno

Helena Ember Sky said...

Dragonclaw and the warlock?

Nixion Strange said...

Miss Cain is Val, I'm Skul, Viv is Oblivious, Helena is Wreath
That's the Warlock left only. Oh, and Dragonclaw

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i'l be the Warlock

Nixion Strange said...

And the gaurds... but they're hardly a min part...

Helena Ember Sky said...

So lets start!

Nixion Strange said...

Miss Cain isn't here

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

back!!!

and yeah i agree on 101

Helena Ember Sky said...

Bum

Nixion Strange said...

and who'd being Dragonclaw? We'll ignore the gaurds, they'll play themselves

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

lets go!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

viv?

Nixion Strange said...

Any takers for Dragonclaw? You don't have to be him for long, or speak?

Helena Ember Sky said...
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Nixion Strange said...

Viv is Obvious or someat
Viv? You alive?

Nixion Strange said...

What are you doing Wreath? Start of chapter 9. me and Val

Anonymous said...

Yes. What?

Helena Ember Sky said...

I think she died. Lets start she'll come.

Anonymous said...

Yeah got it

Helena Ember Sky said...

NOW START PLEASE!

Nixion Strange said...

But Dragonclaw? Why is no one answer me when I talk about Dragonclaw?

Nixion Strange said...

NOT UNTIL THERE IS A DRAGONCLAW HELENA

Anonymous said...

You said it Dragonclaw don't talk. SO lets roll

Helena Ember Sky said...

Viv? Dragonclaw?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

couldn't viv change to Dragonclaw later??

Anonymous said...

Okkay

Helena Ember Sky said...

That's what I thought.

Anonymous said...

Yeah Ill do that

Nixion Strange said...

still have to have him running and stuff...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

LETS START!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Fine, Fire, you okay?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

yeah:)

Nixion Strange said...

I AM JUST MAKING SURE EVERYONE IS HERE

Nixion Strange said...

OKAY, I AM STARTING
IN 10

Nah, kiding

Nixion Strange said...

Okay, start

Nixion Strange said...

*knocks on crypt door*

vivstar said...

My dad is working on computer so you have to wait a bit

Nixion Strange said...

HELLO?!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

arghhhh!!!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Oblivious?!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

OMGG.....

Nixion Strange said...

I'm starting to think people don't do these all the time for a reason. It's not worth the effort to do it twice

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OMGG,





OBLIVIOUS?!?!?!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Oh God, why don't we not do this?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

what???? we cant stop it now,

maybe do another area

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

wait, what page are we going to go up to?

Nixion Strange said...

That's what I'm thinking. Maybe another time

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ohhhhh

Nixion Strange said...

101, in my copy

Anonymous said...

So sorry about that.

*pokes head out of door*

Yeah what?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...
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Nixion Strange said...

start again, I am

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*sighs*

Nixion Strange said...

If you people still want to do it, that is?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

YES!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I guess

Nixion Strange said...

Other people? Is it still wanted?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

yeah:)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

alright, lets start again



and THIS time, STAY AT YOUR DEVICE!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Helena? Still wanted?

Helena Ember Sky said...

we could do page 592 but only two people can do that.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Sorry, yeah sure.

Nixion Strange said...

Okay, I'm going to start

Nixion Strange said...

*knocks on crypt door*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...
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Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Landy


My name is Callum and I am a student in St.Ita’s Special School Drogheda.I am writing to tell you what a massive fan I am of your books. My sister Isabelle first read your books and told me all about them, she said I would enjoy them. She read a couple of pages to me and I was hooked. I felt a bit sad because I have a reading problem and this was the first book I wished I could read by my self. I discussed this with Mum and she told me all about Audio Books!
I was very excited when the Library told me that they had Skulduggery Pleasant Book 1 and that they would keep it for me when it came back in. On my next visit it was waiting for me.
I have listened to this about eight times now I can’t tell you how sad I felt when I found out that they only have the one audio book.
I would like to invite you to my school if you are not too busy writing. I have lots of questions I’d like to ask you.
I ‘d like the boys and girls in my class to meet you so that they will find out what a cool author you are and how much they would enjoy the great world you have created through your books.
Yours hoping to meet you one day
Sincerely
Callum Byrne

Anonymous said...

*Pokes head out of door*

Yeah. What?

Nixion Strange said...

This is why I like Necromancers. You’re all so cheerful all the time. We’d like to speak with Cleric Wreath please.

Anonymous said...

Cleric Wreath is busy

*trys to shut door*

Nixion Strange said...
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Nixion Strange said...

*jams it with foot*
I’m sure he’d love to see us, though. Look, she’s his favourite student.

Anonymous said...

We already have a death bringer thank you.We don't need another one

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

He's expecting us, he said to come right over, he's got exciting news. He said we could walk right in, actually.

Anonymous said...

Your name isn't on the list

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Well, maybe not on your list.

Anonymous said...

Are you implying that there is more than one list?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I don't know, am I?

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure what you're-

Nixion Strange said...

Super!
*barges in*

Anonymous said...

*yelps*

I didn't give you permission! Guards! Guards! We have intruders !

Nixion Strange said...

*waves to guards*
We’re not really intruding. This is all a big misunderstanding.

Zathract Mist said...

*charges in*

Anonymous said...

stop

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*hurries down steps after Skulduggery*

Zathract Mist said...

Stop right there!

Nixion Strange said...

*holds hand to ear he doesn't have*
What’s that?

Zathract Mist said...

Stop!

Nixion Strange said...

Keep going?

Zathract Mist said...

Stop!

Nixion Strange said...

OK, we’ll keep going.
*reaches bottom of the stairs*

Zathract Mist said...

*backs off*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*reaches bottom of the stairs after Skulduggery*

Nixion Strange said...

Is Solomon in? We’d like to give him a present that Valkyrie got for the Death Bringer. It’s a small gift, just to say congratulations, the best woman won, et cetera et cetera. Valkyrie, show them the gift.

Anonymous said...

*charges down stairs*
You do not have permission to be here! You are tresspassing!

Nixion Strange said...

Only a little bit. We’ll wait here for Wreath, if you wouldn’t mind calling him.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*smiles and showes them the half-empty packet of Skittles*

Anonymous said...
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Nixion Strange said...
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Anonymous said...

*jabs finger into skulduggery's chest*
I demand that you leave

Nixion Strange said...

But that would defeat the whole purpose of coming here.

Anonymous said...

We can do this the easy way or the hard way

Nixion Strange said...

What’s the easy way?

Anonymous said...

you leave immediately

Nixion Strange said...

What’s the hard way?

Anonymous said...

we make you leave

Nixion Strange said...

*head tilts*
What’s the easy way again

Anonymous said...
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Helena Ember Sky said...

Let them through. *Walks up to them* And now I have to go to bed, I am so sorry. Zath can take over.

Zathract Mist said...

*silently starts cracking up off-stage*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

(Bye Helena)

Anonymous said...

*protests*

But they're tresspassing

Helena Ember Sky said...

Zath, you can play Wreath, can't you? Bye Val

Zathract Mist said...

Only a little bit. *waves a hand to Oblivious and then to Helena*

Helena Ember Sky said...

Bye all, I love you all. Thanks again Zath.

Nixion Strange said...

*makes the words Bye Helena in very small smoke signals*

Zathract Mist said...

No problem. Bye Helena!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

can we continue??

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

(bye Helena!)

Nixion Strange said...

*says trying to remain in character is hard in smoke signals*

Anonymous said...

But our orders are from the high priest himself. Now that we have the Death Bringer we can't let any outsiders into the temple for her safety.
Like Helena I have to go. So could someone take over for dragonclaw/ warlock. (forgot which one I'm doing)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

your doing Oblivious

Nixion Strange said...

*i'll be Dragonclaw I suppose in smoke signals. Bye Viv in smoek signals*

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs*

I'll be the Warlock too.

Nixion Strange said...

Ah, I'm sorry, but we can't do this...

Nixion Strange said...

Fire is the Warlock

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

come on!!!

continue!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Or Dragonclaw. Whichever.

Then theyll stay here in the Antechamber. They're practically already outside. *good humor fades* Now go away.

Anonymous said...

Really sorry.
But bye!

Nixion Strange said...
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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

(bye viv)

Nixion Strange said...
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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i think we should just stop and maybe do another one

Zathract Mist said...

Sorry about that. *turns to Skull and Val*

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah, one with less people. We need Oblisious, Dragonclaw and Wreath for that one, we just haven't got the numbers

Nixion Strange said...

Mist, we'll do another one. Sorry

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

lets stop

Zathract Mist said...

Oblivious is gone now. I'm Wreath and will be Dragonclaw afterwards.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

which one should we do?

Zathract Mist said...

Eh. Whatever.
*changes back into Mist*

Nixion Strange said...

Are you sure Mist...? Cause we have done a lot of speaking
I don't know, I don't mind

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Lets do a different role-play

Nixion Strange said...

*sits in hamock*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ummmmm maybe something from Dark Days??? Or Mortal Coil???

Zathract Mist said...

I don't care.

Let's do a MC one.

Nixion Strange said...

I don't mind. I think it's bad luck to do more than one a day, but considering we already did another, we might as well round it up to 3 if you want

Nixion Strange said...

Mortal Coil? Okay
What bit? It has to have 4 people in it

Hayley Starkiddy said...

Ooooh, amazing book cover!!!!!
Also:
Puh-lease can we have Aussie tour dates?!?!
Austrliminions are dying to know!!!!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ummmmmm

im trying to get my friends on here sooo

im trying

Nixion Strange said...

Yes we are Hayley

Zathract Mist said...

Page 145 of Mortal Coil.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Hayley!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

145.......


mmmmmm

maybe

Nixion Strange said...
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Zathract Mist said...

Dibs on Tenebrae.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

we could do that one....

Nixion Strange said...

not much stuff, most of it is Val's thoughts
I want a fight scene!

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