Oh, and my publishers would like me to include the Amazon link so you can pre-order this wonderful, wonderful book. Now, normally I hate linking to ANYTHING that has to do with selling my own books... and this is no exception...
(oh, and I also have no idea how these words ended up in the middle of the page like this, but hey...)
This is the link:
Whether you use it or not is up to you.
PS
The colour for this one is shiny GOLD.
PPS
I think now is the time to applaud one Mister Tom Percival.
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Skulduggery? Pleasant? I mean really...
I said I was, btw
Which page of DB? Choose!
I'm the random and Oblivious
and im not changing my name back until we actually finish whatever one we are doing
I thought you were asking who he was. No, I am the Skul-man
sooo,
WHAT ARE WE DOING?????
Is no one but Helena listening? We can't do whole chapters. We have to decide what bit to do first, and not whole chapters
I don't mind, but tell me who's in it, even if there is no Skul-man...
Pick a part...
So what page, please decide soon.
ummmmmmmmm
beats me
How about when Skul and val try and enter the temple
I'm not deciding. I don't mind
i dont care
i have no idea
That'll do Viv
Page... 101. We argeed? Motion passed?
Yes. What?
Bags Wreath!
kk
We could actually do that chapter, it's not to long...
If we do, I'm the Warlock
brb
DONT START WITHOUT ME!!!!
Up to where people? Temple? End of chapter? End of fight with Warlock?
damn, i need to go. be back in about 5 mins
Im Oblivious
I think whole of 9th Chapter.
To bad Fire... sorry about that
I was talking about when they enter the temple before fighting the warlock
K, but should we wait for Fire?
And are we stopping at the end of chapter 9? Or at the end of the fight with the Warlock?
So when do we start?
Yeah, but we may as well Viv. If that's what people want...
Just wait for Fire...
Okay but I can't do that. Ill be on the sideline. I can't because Im using the online version
Wait, who's Val? Who's Wreath? Who's... that's really it. Sorry, but could the real slim shady please stand up?
But you said you could Viv?
I'll be Wreath or Skulduggery, I don't mind.
The fight with the Warlock is in the same chapter
okay we get val and the warlock and we go
I AM SKUL-MAN!
I AM ALSO THE WARLOCK
MWAH HA HA!
What about when the Warlock comes vivstar is Skully?
She can be the Warlock then, but I'll be Skulman the whole way
Please?
BACK!
Hi Fir
Wait, who is Fire?
i dunno
Dragonclaw and the warlock?
Miss Cain is Val, I'm Skul, Viv is Oblivious, Helena is Wreath
That's the Warlock left only. Oh, and Dragonclaw
i'l be the Warlock
And the gaurds... but they're hardly a min part...
So lets start!
Miss Cain isn't here
back!!!
and yeah i agree on 101
Bum
and who'd being Dragonclaw? We'll ignore the gaurds, they'll play themselves
lets go!!
viv?
Any takers for Dragonclaw? You don't have to be him for long, or speak?
Viv is Obvious or someat
Viv? You alive?
What are you doing Wreath? Start of chapter 9. me and Val
Yes. What?
I think she died. Lets start she'll come.
Yeah got it
NOW START PLEASE!
But Dragonclaw? Why is no one answer me when I talk about Dragonclaw?
NOT UNTIL THERE IS A DRAGONCLAW HELENA
You said it Dragonclaw don't talk. SO lets roll
Viv? Dragonclaw?
couldn't viv change to Dragonclaw later??
Okkay
That's what I thought.
Yeah Ill do that
still have to have him running and stuff...
LETS START!!!!
Fine, Fire, you okay?
yeah:)
I AM JUST MAKING SURE EVERYONE IS HERE
OKAY, I AM STARTING
IN 10
Nah, kiding
Okay, start
*knocks on crypt door*
My dad is working on computer so you have to wait a bit
HELLO?!
arghhhh!!!!
Oblivious?!
OMGG.....
I'm starting to think people don't do these all the time for a reason. It's not worth the effort to do it twice
OMGG,
OBLIVIOUS?!?!?!
Oh God, why don't we not do this?
what???? we cant stop it now,
maybe do another area
wait, what page are we going to go up to?
That's what I'm thinking. Maybe another time
ohhhhh
101, in my copy
So sorry about that.
*pokes head out of door*
Yeah what?
start again, I am
*sighs*
If you people still want to do it, that is?
YES!!!!!
I guess
Other people? Is it still wanted?
yeah:)
alright, lets start again
and THIS time, STAY AT YOUR DEVICE!!!
Helena? Still wanted?
we could do page 592 but only two people can do that.
Sorry, yeah sure.
Okay, I'm going to start
*knocks on crypt door*
Dear Mr. Landy
My name is Callum and I am a student in St.Ita’s Special School Drogheda.I am writing to tell you what a massive fan I am of your books. My sister Isabelle first read your books and told me all about them, she said I would enjoy them. She read a couple of pages to me and I was hooked. I felt a bit sad because I have a reading problem and this was the first book I wished I could read by my self. I discussed this with Mum and she told me all about Audio Books!
I was very excited when the Library told me that they had Skulduggery Pleasant Book 1 and that they would keep it for me when it came back in. On my next visit it was waiting for me.
I have listened to this about eight times now I can’t tell you how sad I felt when I found out that they only have the one audio book.
I would like to invite you to my school if you are not too busy writing. I have lots of questions I’d like to ask you.
I ‘d like the boys and girls in my class to meet you so that they will find out what a cool author you are and how much they would enjoy the great world you have created through your books.
Yours hoping to meet you one day
Sincerely
Callum Byrne
*Pokes head out of door*
Yeah. What?
This is why I like Necromancers. You’re all so cheerful all the time. We’d like to speak with Cleric Wreath please.
Cleric Wreath is busy
*trys to shut door*
*jams it with foot*
I’m sure he’d love to see us, though. Look, she’s his favourite student.
We already have a death bringer thank you.We don't need another one
He's expecting us, he said to come right over, he's got exciting news. He said we could walk right in, actually.
Your name isn't on the list
Well, maybe not on your list.
Are you implying that there is more than one list?
I don't know, am I?
I'm not sure what you're-
Super!
*barges in*
*yelps*
I didn't give you permission! Guards! Guards! We have intruders !
*waves to guards*
We’re not really intruding. This is all a big misunderstanding.
*charges in*
stop
*hurries down steps after Skulduggery*
Stop right there!
*holds hand to ear he doesn't have*
What’s that?
Stop!
Keep going?
Stop!
OK, we’ll keep going.
*reaches bottom of the stairs*
*backs off*
*reaches bottom of the stairs after Skulduggery*
Is Solomon in? We’d like to give him a present that Valkyrie got for the Death Bringer. It’s a small gift, just to say congratulations, the best woman won, et cetera et cetera. Valkyrie, show them the gift.
*charges down stairs*
You do not have permission to be here! You are tresspassing!
Only a little bit. We’ll wait here for Wreath, if you wouldn’t mind calling him.
*smiles and showes them the half-empty packet of Skittles*
*jabs finger into skulduggery's chest*
I demand that you leave
But that would defeat the whole purpose of coming here.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way
What’s the easy way?
you leave immediately
What’s the hard way?
we make you leave
*head tilts*
What’s the easy way again
Let them through. *Walks up to them* And now I have to go to bed, I am so sorry. Zath can take over.
*silently starts cracking up off-stage*
(Bye Helena)
*protests*
But they're tresspassing
Zath, you can play Wreath, can't you? Bye Val
Only a little bit. *waves a hand to Oblivious and then to Helena*
Bye all, I love you all. Thanks again Zath.
*makes the words Bye Helena in very small smoke signals*
No problem. Bye Helena!
can we continue??
(bye Helena!)
*says trying to remain in character is hard in smoke signals*
But our orders are from the high priest himself. Now that we have the Death Bringer we can't let any outsiders into the temple for her safety.
Like Helena I have to go. So could someone take over for dragonclaw/ warlock. (forgot which one I'm doing)
your doing Oblivious
*i'll be Dragonclaw I suppose in smoke signals. Bye Viv in smoek signals*
*sighs*
I'll be the Warlock too.
Ah, I'm sorry, but we can't do this...
Fire is the Warlock
come on!!!
continue!!!
Or Dragonclaw. Whichever.
Then theyll stay here in the Antechamber. They're practically already outside. *good humor fades* Now go away.
Really sorry.
But bye!
(bye viv)
i think we should just stop and maybe do another one
Sorry about that. *turns to Skull and Val*
Yeah, one with less people. We need Oblisious, Dragonclaw and Wreath for that one, we just haven't got the numbers
Mist, we'll do another one. Sorry
lets stop
Oblivious is gone now. I'm Wreath and will be Dragonclaw afterwards.
which one should we do?
Eh. Whatever.
*changes back into Mist*
Are you sure Mist...? Cause we have done a lot of speaking
I don't know, I don't mind
Lets do a different role-play
*sits in hamock*
ummmmm maybe something from Dark Days??? Or Mortal Coil???
I don't care.
Let's do a MC one.
I don't mind. I think it's bad luck to do more than one a day, but considering we already did another, we might as well round it up to 3 if you want
Mortal Coil? Okay
What bit? It has to have 4 people in it
Ooooh, amazing book cover!!!!!
Also:
Puh-lease can we have Aussie tour dates?!?!
Austrliminions are dying to know!!!!!!!
ummmmmm
im trying to get my friends on here sooo
im trying
Yes we are Hayley
Page 145 of Mortal Coil.
hi Hayley!!
145.......
mmmmmm
maybe
Dibs on Tenebrae.
we could do that one....
not much stuff, most of it is Val's thoughts
I want a fight scene!
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