Oh, and my publishers would like me to include the Amazon link so you can pre-order this wonderful, wonderful book. Now, normally I hate linking to ANYTHING that has to do with selling my own books... and this is no exception...
(oh, and I also have no idea how these words ended up in the middle of the page like this, but hey...)
This is the link:
Whether you use it or not is up to you.
PS
The colour for this one is shiny GOLD.
PPS
I think now is the time to applaud one Mister Tom Percival.
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No, Mortal Coil, Nix.
Ah, good.
An we can play that one through to the end and someone can be Mel.
Fine.
I'd be Wreath
YES!!!!
ARANMORE FARM!!!
We don't have enough Miss Cain
a fight scene...
hell yeah!!!
i'll be Craven..
damn,
but we HAVE to do a fight scene
Not many fight scenes with 4 people though, so maybe just this first
Cleric Wreath, I understand your concerns, but we are quite safe here in the Temple.
The Remnant is loose. The moment we realise this they'll be comming to ask questions
gtg
i'll come back on later
*shrugs*
Let them come.
Oh, wonderful...
Okay, stop
Bye Miss Cain for one thing
But we need a new scene, because we're two character short with this
Or we could just give up, I don't mind
gtg. sorry.
brb
Bye Fire
And I spent such a long time getting the name right...
Oh well...
Wanna stop entirely?
Up to you.
Bye Fire and Miss Cain.
May as well, unless you want to do a scene?
Just stop I reckon.
Wanna do a battle between us two?
Okay
*draws machete*
*grins and takes out a dagger*
Your move.
*grins*
*lunges forward, flicking machete towards Mist's throat*
*ducks under the attack and slams the dagger against the machete*
*uses momentum to spin around and slice at Mist's chest*
*is protected only by the clothing and is too slow to dodge*
Close. *grins*
*pushes at the air*
[msd from here on in]
*falls back*
*rolls and slices machete and Mist's legs, then jumps up and back*
*jumps over the machete, rolls forwards and brings the dagger to Nixion's neck*
*head goes back in a matrix moment just missing the dagger, and bring machete down on Mist's arm*
Son of a...
*whacks the machete away, grabs his wrist and forces it up*
*with free hand punches Mist in the throat*
*gags and staggers back*
*doesn't stop, swings machete and Mist's neck*
*doubles over by chance and misses the machete*
*leaps forwards and pushes Nix over*
*falls over, rolls and comes up, machete acorss the body, ready*
*prepares another attack*
*pauses, then puts the dagger away*
*starts hurling fireballs at Nix*
Oh, for the love of-
*dodges first fireball, but second hits left arm*
*throws three more and then pushes at the air again*
*manages to dodge three, but air puches back and falls on back*
*puts fire out on left arm*
*takes dagger back out and leaps at Nix, dagger aimed at his throat*
*rolls across ground and stands up*
*jumps back, still at the ready*
*rolls, spins and tries to sweep at Nixion's feet*
*gets feet sweeped under, but spins in the air and swings machete at Mist's legs*
Back! Sorry I took so long
*is not expecting this*
*rolls just in time, spins back and aims a kick at Nix's head*
Hi Eve!
*kick connect and stars flash acorss my sight*
*stands up, but is dazed*
*rams into Nix and tried to send him back to the ground*
*free hands taps Mist's left arm and it breaks as I fall*
Just a warning: I'll be here a while longer, but I need to sleep soon.
*eats live chicken* I'll be distant then
I need to have dinner...
*curses loudly and drops to knees*
*gritts teethe and sends another fireball at Nix*
*dodges fireball*
*jumps closer to Mist and begins circling his left side*
*slowly gets back up and begins circling as well*
Looks like we got ourselves an ol' fashioned staredown.
*stares down and Mist's shoes*
...
Ol' fashioned staredowns are mighty boring...
*jabs at Nix's ribs*
*twists to the side nad grabs Mist's good arm in a lock*
Awesome SP line btw. *nods and grins and no one in particular*
*winces*
Ow ow ow ow ow ow!
*is his broken arm*
Wait then, why did I jab with my broken arm? That was stupid!
Uh... good arm?
But whatever
*grabs the sides of Mist's kneck in the nerve clusters*
Was it?
It was. Never mind. There's more pain to come anyway.
*gets hit and crumbles to the ground*
*elbows Mist in the face when he's down*
I don't see why you can't just eat some popping candy. It does just as much damage.
Argh, I keep reading things wrongly! I thought it said knees, not grabs...
My head goes weird when I'm tired
Popping candy is so funny! xD
*gets elbowed, struggles for a minute, then blacks out*
*stands and thinks about life while Mist is unconcious*
*looks at unconcious Mist* Popping candy almost killed my intelligentness. Almost.
Life is cruel. Don't let anyone tell you any different. Life never gives, it only takes.
And it took everything from a fictional character you made up.
Oh. Well in that case, no it isn't funny.
*wakes up*
And on that note, I pronounce Nixion Strange the victor of this match and I shall leave to sleep. *hands Nixion the Leaf of Victory*
Night all! *falls into a black hole*
Bye Mist!
It did Eve. But you don't know how much it took yet...
Bye Mist!
I'm not Yorkshire yet, Nix, I agree.
*too sure
WTH??
Wait....2haf? I'm not making sense anymore. Must be the popping candy.
what are you taking about?
NOTHING!!!!!
Glue?
I just drank a bottle of krazy glue!
Hehehehehe
Well this glue is non toxic, so...
*pours Nix a glass of glue*
And licked a bathrom atendant's shoe
Oh, that's good shoe
No? Fine
*drinks glue*
Oh, that's good glue
I'd chop of my head for you
I just went of my meds for you
Grenade parody?
I know
You're something of a lyric freak
Noooooo
That's ridiculus
I'm not kidding
I'm a mouse! Gimme the cheese!
Whoa whoa now, just welax
I need some cheese to wash down this glue!
I am director of cheese related activites here... very busy, you know...
THROW THE CHEESE ALREADY!
THROOOOOOOW, THE CHEESE!
*throws it at the spaceship*
I feel not good
Hi! Ooh, my dad is on Rotten Tomatoes. He says Marvel's "Avengers" got a good rating. Now I want to go see it!
Hi Phoenix. I saw it yesterday
My throat feels bad and my head feels awful
I hope I'm not getting sick off my brother
Was it any good?
Hi Mithrandir!
I liked it, yes
It got a 93%, I think.
Sorry to hear that Eve. I have a really sore back and neck
Ok, so I'll attempt to see it. But we probably will end up renting it... Eh.
Gotto go
Be back later
Bye!
*waves to Eve*
never be minding
hang on, brb
yep, never be minding
I'm being kicked off of the computer. Bye!
Oh okay
Bye Mithrandir!
Bye Phoenix!
I be writing something new!
Yay!
What is it?
Ack. I have to go to bed now
Bye!
Something new
I should go too
Bye no one who is here
that is awesome...and...shabba danaiah oh my dayz my sister won one of the posters!!!!!!!! for the comp
Hey Donna!
heyaz
death bringer number 1 seller..YEAH BOI
DB FTW!
well peace ppl
OMD THE COVER IS AWESOME AND OMD
I AM ONE OF THE WINNERS OF THE COMPETITION
THAT IS LIKE ONE OF THE BEST THINGS TO RECIEVE IN THE POST AFTER SCHOOLLLLL
OMGG WHY WAS I AT SCHOOL TODAY HERE LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO FUN!
Hi people!
I'll be checking in occasionally to see if people are here. *distanates*
Did anyone here win a personalized poster? Becky, Joe and Adam have..But there the only ones we're aware of..
Some people actually won one? Cool! I didn't:(
Hi everone i got off for Memorial Day
bb in twenty..
Hmm i just read Aimless the post under this one
LA as in..Las Angelos, California?! If thats the right place...I am jealous. I want to go to California
Everyone died O.o ok then casually going o go eat Macaroni salad. *shadow walks to some place*
Brilliant! Congratulations on all the books to date and really looking forward to number 7.
Hi guys!
What's with my pic?
YAY it's back to Normal.
Hi peopke O.o
Anyone mathmatical smart able to convert the price of KOTW to American dollars?
Okay, passing annoucement . . .
You know my freakishly long chapter of fanfic that's taking me forever to finish? I'm breaking it into two chapters. So part two of the first chapter should be up sometime tomorrow. Yay me.
I also have my Rebellion chapter done, so make that "tomorrow" a "few days".
See? Progress. I should be deprived of books more often.
I just realised that the sentenve doesn't make sense now, so bang an "in the next" in front of the "few days".
*sentence
Lol Star!! I havent had time to do much i kinda studying for finals. And carpet clean up...and my challengeof reading sp in 2 days which i did
Anyone still here?
*sigh* I'm not particualrly interesting to talk to. I tend to just sit and look important.
*tries it*
*sighs*
Not fun. Must go pip pip
Huh lonely
Hello!
Aw, nobody here... Hello...?
Studying?
Genuflect to me!
No? Nothing? Well... How about hello?
Hi again
I love creepy pictures
This is awesome
And this one
Also this
Don't blink
You're gonna die if this pokes you
Blink and you're dead
Just got back(before skimming the past comments which were really funny) from a girls day. I made a necklace and bracelet, which I might post a picture of on my random blog. :)
Now I'm distant writing my story.
*wanders in*
I might disappear, I might not. You'll never know.
Or you might. I don't. *shrugs*
I'm not making much sense. *sits down*
Sorry it took me a while to say hi.
Hi Mist. :)
brb
That's okay. :)
UNortuantely, however, the bell is about to go which means I have an acursed maths lesson to attend before leaving on a train. So I'll be back in about 3 hours. :/
Sorry. Bye! *walks off*
Sorry, that took a little longer than I thought...
Oh. Bye Mist!
I'm gonna go now. Bbl!
Back!
Distant again.
I'm here.
Hi Helena. :)
Hey Lavender!
Trying to write a conversation with more than three people is harder than I thought... especially when the characters are new and I have to explain them while the conversation is going...
Although writing this helped a little. It gave me an idea.
*stumbles in* I feel horrible....
And tomorrow and the next day my friend is forcing me to play basketball whenever I can.
But I'm making her read every Monday. xD
Ugh...
Hi Eve!
Basketball isn't so bad. My friend made me do that too once.
brb
Hi Nix!
Now I'll brb.
I used to play basketball every Tuesday and Friday. That lasted about two years. Now I can't stand it.
Hi Nix! WAZUUUUUUUUP?
Socer for 2 hours with no break, then walk home with no break
But besides that, not much
Hi Eve, hey Nix.
Back.
Wow Nix. That must have made you exhausted.
Ballet and pointe shoes, that's all I'm saying.
You take ballet, Helena?
Tried that a day, didn't take it again. :P
Been doing it since I was five, it's easier to kick peoples heads if you can kick so high.
That must have been slightly tiring. Hey, Nix, guess what? My friend ate a stick of glue today. She said 'oh, thats good glue'. Or maybe I said that. Well, she said it was chewy, and was about to swallow it until I asked her if it was non toxic.
I used to do Hip Hop. We had to wear ballet shoes...
True, Helena.
Is she okay, Eve? I'd think it'd taste bad.
You obviously haven't tried pointe shoes.
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