Oh, and my publishers would like me to include the Amazon link so you can pre-order this wonderful, wonderful book. Now, normally I hate linking to ANYTHING that has to do with selling my own books... and this is no exception...
(oh, and I also have no idea how these words ended up in the middle of the page like this, but hey...)
This is the link:
Whether you use it or not is up to you.
PS
The colour for this one is shiny GOLD.
PPS
I think now is the time to applaud one Mister Tom Percival.
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Yep, I realised.
hello vivstar
How are you?
Im good
That's good, I'm fine too.
Distant, I'm doing homework,
We have to study the art of Pringles.
hi!!!!
Do you use touchtype? Have to learn it at school
oh!!! Pringles!!!!!
The art of Pringles? Interesting...
You got lucky then.
@Helena
have you read chapter 3???
what chapter three?
Yep, next chapter please! It's great! I left a comment...
yeah just saw
@Vivstar
its my story, I'll send the link:
http://mystoryofsomesortaboutsomethinghmm.blogspot.com.au/2012/05/chapter-1-ill-think-of-title-later.html
Back
I'm in it... :)
Billy-Ray?!?!?!?!
Nice Nixion, just wait.
*grabs shadows in hand*
AND the Reject Shop.
Gtg be back soon bye!
I mean Sayonara!
just in case....
bye Eve!!!
Back as well.
Bye Eve
Farewell Eve.
So where do I start?
*cough cough*
Hi Tanith!!!!
*eyes Sanguine*
You know he's here....
Back!!!!!
Hi guys!
*kicks Sanguine in the face*
Good story and I like it.
Are you going to add? Because it is short and there isn't much of a plot
Hey Fire!!
Sanguine and Tanith are here..
*eyes them both*
*stumbles*
*smiles*
And who might you be
@Viv
ive only done 3 chapters
bye eve!
You first.
*chuckles*
Very Well. Billy-Ray Sanguine, mater of all unpleasant deaths and purveyor of cruel and unusual punishments, at your service.
You're a hitman?
ohhh!!
this is interesting.....
Master not 'mater'
um....
*feeling confused*
Not merely a hitman, darlin'. I am a hitman deluxe. I also do muscle-for-hire and a nice little sideline in mercenary activities. I'm very, very expensive and I'm very, very good. And you are?
The end of you.
THERE quoting from playing with fire. Or role playing
*laughs*
Oh, I see. I often wondered what the end of me would look like. Never imagined it'd be somethin' quite so pretty.
*reaches into coat*
*reveals sword*
Are you going to come along quietly, Mr Sanguine, or do I have to hurt you?
*face falls*
Oh come on! Look at the size of yours and look at the size of mine! I just got this little razor here! That's hardly fair!
*starts chanting hurt him*
But your blade against an unarmed girl, that’s fair?
Yeah Sanguine!
*hesitates and steps back*
Seemed fair to me, at the time. At this juncture, lookn' back, perhaps it was a bit one-sided. Twenty-twenty hindsight and all that.
Go Tanith!!!
*takes off coat*
*slides sword from scabbard*
Ooh. Gettin' interestin' now
*lunges*
*ducks*
*flicks wrist bringing sword zipping back*
*stares in amazement*
*too much*
*jumps back out of range and laughs*
Now this is fun! Two grown people gettin' to know each other the old-fashioned way. Romance is in the air
ooooh, go Tanith!
You're not my type.
You don't know what your type is darlin'.
oh yeah!!
*hi-fives Fire*
Well in the future why do you go out with him
I know you're not it. Mr Sanguine, I've got some shackles with your name on them.
Shackles can't hold me, pretty lady. I'm immune to just about ever binding spell I reackon you ever heard of, and a few more you haven't. That's what makes me special.
That and your psychopathic tendencies.
Oh, those don't make me special. They just make me fun.
*feints right, skips in, the razor slicing up*
*lifts elbows, hitting Sanguines forearm*
*kicks knee*
*slashes with sword*
she's got a Remnant in her
*dives out of the way*
*rolls awkwardly and comes up*
*smiles*
That hurt.
I can make this easy on you.
You gonna give me that sword of yours?
of course she isnt!!!
No, but if you tell me what Baron Vengeous is planning, I'll let you walk away from this.
*frowns*
But I drove here.
good point
dont make a deal!!!
KICK HIM!!!!!
(where it hurts)
This is a one-time offer, Mr Sanguine.
just kick him
poke him!! dont just talk to him!!
OR elbow him
OR hit him
JUST HURT HIM!!!
And very considerate it is too. Unfortunately, I am a professional, I got paid to do a job and I intend to do it- I have a reputation to protect after all. So how about this: you stand there very still and allow me to kill you, and then I take the girl here and we go about our merry business. That sound good?
Afraid not.
not at ALL!!!!
Darn. Ah, well, back to the basics, I guess.
*does a dance singing 'Go Tanith'*
*smiles and stands with feet together*
*sinks into ground*
whoo!
*cheers Tanith!*
*Holds sword ready*
*frowns*
*glances at Valkyrie*
Watch out!
*wall crumbles*
*dives at her*
*steps away*
*slashes Sanguines arm with sword*
*howls in pain and drops razor*
haha Sanguine
unlucky!!!
Don't you dare.
Then what?
*picks up straight razor*
Uh whose Valkyrie
Where did she come from?
hi Mist!
i mean Val!
Now I get it...
What is it with you women? You come into our lives, you take everythin'! Throughout the years you got little pieces of me, of my very soul and now? Now you got my damn straight razor! How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to even shave?
Now I get it...
you could always grow a beard....
*strides in from behind*
Get it done.
*runs and hides behind Fire*
How come Valkyrie and baron vengeous have same picture?
Yes sir. See that? You're gettin' me in trouble with the boss. You better hand over the girl right this second.
*switches from Fire to Viv*
*arrives as well*
Sorry. Thats not about to happen.
no way ho say
2 China's???
my head hurts....
Dinnertime
*arrives*
*scowls*
Sanguine, there are too many of them
We're leaving.
Be right with you, Baron.
kay Viv
Cya Sanguine!!
*leaves with Dusk and gets first*
1st!!!!!
*does wierd dance*
What is Baron Vengeous planning?
I don't know. No, wait, I'm lyin'. I do know, I'm just not tellin'.
*ground beneath begins to crumble*
Stop him!
ded time....
I dedicate this to all the books of SP. Even the ones that aren't out yet. Soo, mmm, done.
*lunges but misses*
Damn, some 'hitman deluxe' he turned out to be. Nothing more than a sneaky little coward.
kick him!
I heard that!
*pokes head up through the surface*
I am not a coward. I have just been momentarily outclassed. It takes a man to admit when he's beaten
JUST HURT HIM!!!!
I just LOVE violence....
You must be very manly then.
true!
No one likes sarcmas, Miss Cain. I've merely delayed my exit to promise you something. You took my straight razor, li'l darlin'. That I view as an unforgivable offence. So when the time comes, when you have served your purpose, I swear to you I'm gonna kill you for free
*disappears*
*pops head back up*
Or at least half price.
*disappears*
Yay!
*celebrates*
back
WB Viv!
*laughs*
And THAT is one of my favourite SP quotes.
Now,
*draws dagger*
Anyone up for a non-cannon battle?
Couple of spelling mistakes, but considering I had to type with one hand most of the time, Cause I had to keep the book open, not bad...
That was epic.
I actually feel like doing another...
I'm adicted to role playing SP!
the end. I think
Ah, that's better
*nods*
Changing names that quickly on an IPOD wasn't the easiest thing ever, but I think it was worth it.
Nice Zath, helped a lot.
I'll do another!
I was wondering if anyone would figure out to jump in and do it. Thanks Mist
We need more than two people, and I don't think Mist is happy changing his name back and forth
Well I get my books from the libary so I can't do any of that
Maybe anotehr day...
No problemo, guys. It's been a while since I did something like that anyway.
Yeah, another time maybe.
When I get on a computer...
How do you change names?
I've never done anything like that, I don't think...
I was going to be Fletcher in the end of DB, but they lefted before they got up to that part
What about Fire?
Edit profile, and chanmge display name
Or someat
Fire and Miss Cain are the only other two, but maybe in a bit, not right now
thanks.
oh can we do ANOTHER role play???
I'll be Val
PLEASE????????
I can try if you gimme something at the start of a book
i'll have a part as well
Could you give me a sec? Me eyes are wattering
If you want to, sort how what's going on, cause I'm not. I'm just going to sleep for a sec...
*sleeps*
Like chapter nine of death bringer
I won't take part in the next one of you're doing it right now.
Its too slow on an iPod for me. :/
Speaking of which, I gtg now. Be back soon/later-ish. Bye!
can we do the one where....
i can think of anything right now....
Looks like there's enough people
right. sleep well
Bye Zathract!!!
Bye Mist!
Bye Zath, thanks btw.
bye Mist
bye
chapter 9 of DB...
*checks it*
yeah, why not
or chapter 8 where they make fun of Ghastly's robes....
*wakes up yawning*
So what do we want to do?
can we??????
Whole chapters? Wow, ambitcious...
chapter 8 or 9 of DB
Ill be Oblivious
PLEASE??????
Why don't we do both? Yaaaaaaaaaay!
*lifts on shoulders*
Im Val
i could be.....i dunno
Pick a part, like we did before. Not whole chapters, I would fall asleep trying to write it all out
Though the awesomess should keep me awake
YAY!!!! both!!!
Let me just get my book.
I can't do chapter 8
WHOLE CHAPTERS?! TWO OF 'EM?
Oblivious
Wait, no. We can't do whole chapters. Though I'm Skulduggery, btw. I got the pic
Pull over
Okay, not a whole chapter, I'll have work to do soon anyway.
i'll probably be Wreath or somthing
Pick a part, any part
ohh, ive started it though....
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