So much to do, so little time...
You may have noticed a distinct lack of updates since, er, the last post. This is MOSTLY because I was knocked off the internet for a few days, which allowed me to focus on writing. The latest book is going well, you'll be pleased to hear. Still don't know what it's called, but I'm sure it'll come to me, and it'll be typically brilliant.
I'm writing this one in sequence, which is unusual for me. Usually I'll skip forward and back, writing the cool stuff and then fitting it all together later, like a jigsaw. But this one is different. This one, I started with the first chapter and just kept going. I'm leaving gaps as I go- maybe I'll write half a chapter and move on, or maybe I'll just write the dialogue in a scene and add in the actions somewhere down the line. It means I'm moving quickly, getting down the CORE of the story as I go. Assuming I continue like this, it means that when I'm done I'll have the bare essentials of the book written, and I'll just need to go back and flesh everything out.
I'm not sure why, after six books, I've suddenly changed my approach. Possibly because there really is no more room for error. I only have three books left, and everything has to be set up and in place. I need to be a lot more disciplined in my storytelling or else I'll get to the final book and realise I've forgotten to mention something in an earlier book, and it'll ruin EVERYTHING...
My mind is basically on Skulduggery and nothing else at the moment. When I'm driving, I'm thinking about plot. The moment I wake up, I'm thinking about scenes. Publication is September 1st (or thereabouts) and I really don't have any time to waste.
A few days ago I was in the car, thinking about books 8 and 9, and I realised something MAJOR. Something HUMUNGOUS. I'm not saying if this story development is fantastically fun or utterly devastating, but it'll happen somewhere in Book 8- probably around the middle. And this is a development that wasn't in my overall scheme of things. When I planned these books, this development did not happen. But now, because of the slight changes and shifts that come with writing any book, I realised that this development was essential. I know this is all a gigantic tease to you, my Minions, because I'm talking about something you won't get to read about until 2013, but dear GOD I can't wait to write it. Oh wow it's gonna be brilliant. But I can't tell you what it is. Sorry.
And that's pretty much all I've been doing. Oh, I went to see Haywire the other day. Haywire is a spy/action movie, some of which was filmed in Dublin, and it stars Gina Carano, a UFC fighter. It's an odd movie, very low key, very non-flashy. I absolutely loved it. And I have a new crush, bringing my Crushes on Actresses to a grand total of two.
1. Alexis Bledel.
2. Gina Carano.
That's a very exclusive list right there. They both should be honoured to be on it.
If you're over 15 (or whatever rating your country has seen fit to bestow onto Haywire) go watch it. Don't expect explosions and car chases, and you might like it as much as I did.
Saturday, February 4, 2012
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«Oldest ‹Older 4001 – 4200 of 4772 Newer› Newest»I feel like my throat just, like, died or something.
I AM IMUNE TO ZOMBIEISM
*kills Gab after he's fixed, and sends the reamins into the sun*
NOW IT IS OVER
And yet you're still talking
It's not . *kills Nix*
I swear, stop attacking each other or... or... OR I'LL TURN INTO IVY!
*Stands between Nixion and Gab*
STOP IT!
*rips both their heads off and jumps on them*
MWAHAHAHAHA I AM EVIL!
*sigh*
I gotta go.
Servus.
HEY I'M THE EVIL ONE WHO RIPS HEADS OFF! THERE'S EVEN STORIES ABOUT ME DOING THAT!
*turns invisible so no one can see me*
*hums a little song*
Bye Izz!
Is it the ones about Ivy???? I LOVE THOSE! I just finished reading chapter 6. It is sooo good! You are sooo gifted!
HEY I'M THE EVIL PERSON WHO TEARS HEADS OFF AND TURNS INVISIBLE! AND I DO IT IN THE SAME STORIES!
Bye Izz
*waves hand, which holds Gabs heart, which i ripped out*
Thanks FreakFan! :D
*sighs irritably*
GAB
Someone else take first
*rips everyones limbs off one by one*
IS
FIRST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???????
DEAD!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*kicks Nixion so hard there is a hole in his (or her I do not know???) chest*
hehehehehe
You're not first Skulduggery Pleasant Biggest Freak Fan (Also the Team Leader of The Purple and Pink Purple Polka-Dotted Llamas and Snails) =P - PROUD MEMBER OF THE STRAIGHT JACKETS! *Eats live chicken*
DANG IT!
Nevermind.
I dedicate this page to Sparky, Rosella, FreakFan, Fly, Flame, Mist, Nix, Amanda, Eve... *thinks* ... Um... Okay, you know what? THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TO EVERYONE WHO HAS SAID SOMETHING NICE ABOUT MY IVY ANIMOSITY STORY AND I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I REALLY DO LOVE TO HEAR THAT PEOPLE LOVE MY STORY.
Fine. If I am first (which I doubt) I dedicate it too
-The Straight Jackets
-Ivy Animosity
-Echo
-Derek Landy and his writing
-The purple and pink polka dotted llamas and snails
-And ofcourse to myself
=P
What the hell my comments disappeared!!
I am not dead yet!!
Extra note:
Also dedicated to the stuff FreakFan said
LALALALALALA
YOU ARE DEAD
LALALALALALALA
*grows so I am giant and steps on Gab*
Hahaha! Now you are dead!
=P Even the llamas and snails and me? YAY!
thank you Skulduggery Pleasant Biggest Freak Fan (Also the Team Leader of The Purple and Pink Purple Polka-Dotted Llamas and Snails) =P - PROUD MEMBER OF THE STRAIGHT JACKETS! *Eats live chicken*
It was dedicated to you anyway, didn't you see that? *points at my original dedication*
DONT U GUYS JUST LOVE MY NAME???
Skulduggery Pleasant Biggest Freak Fan (Also the Team Leader of The Purple and Pink Purple Polka-Dotted Llamas and Snails) =P - PROUD MEMBER OF THE STRAIGHT JACKETS! *Eats live chicken* is a pretty good name
I know - I actually read it =)
YOUR NAME IS TOO LONG! I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA...
I'M GONNA DANCE LIKE A WEIRDO!
*starts dancing like a weirdo*
Hahahaha Thanks! You're name is STRANGE - get it? Nixion Strange?
*laughs like a weirdo because I am one*
SHUT UP OTHER ME!
*mutters irritably*
I'm a weirdo too! Well, actually, more of a psycho... *makes dolphin noise*
I have a serious question
*looks all serious*...
*Smiles for imaginary camera*
*Ends up looking like llama in my picture*
Great.
Aww, I hate it when people are serious...
*laughs at Nixions serious face*
*Makes Nixion laugh too*
Hehehe your not serious now, are you?
If someone poured you a glass of bananaberry juice, would you drink it?
*starts karate kicking the air*
OH I AM SO PRO!
*accidentally steps on snails*
DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT
No, I'd shove it down their throat and feed them to a giant lizard.
Ummm depends on why you are asking the question???
Heheheheh - I'd drink it, poop it out and make my llama's eat it =)
I am asking because it is a very important question
*laughs at Freak Fan's comment*
Aren't I evil????
MWAHEHEHEHEHELALALALALALFUFUFUFUFUFUFTO
*nods thoughtfully*
Okay, thank you
I have to go now
Bye
=) hehehehehehe
*looks at clock* WHOA! IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT!
*waves to Nixion*
Bye!
Remeber me in your dreams tonight cuz I killed Gab for you!
Its 9:30 pm here (in NZ)
Hello? I think I have to go now too. =/
*waves to Val*
Buh Bye!
I'll be watching out for your next chapter of Ivy Animosity =)
Last night I dreamed that Scapegrace turned everyone into zombies so I went to the store (in the dream) to buy some chocolate for myself, but someone rammed a car through the building and knocked my chocolate out of my hand right before I took a bite out of it...
I'll still be on here...
No, actually, I probably won't...
Hello??
Hi... I'm barely awake and my fingers are barely touching the right buttons to type... Don't be surprised if I stop responding...
OK. I've just woken up.
I guess you've fallen asleep...
Hello Lynxia
*reappears with a huge puff of smoke* *fumes at the scene and fire literally burns in eyes*
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO KILL ANYONE WHILE I WAS GONE! DIDN'T I SAY THAT?! DIDN'T I?! I SWEAR, STOP IT NOW, OR NAGIER WILL COME BACK ANS START DESTROYING YOU AND BLOGLAND, POSSIBLY WITH IVY'S HELP!
ARGH!
*screams in voice that is so high pitched is barely able to hear* *rips some of hair from head and eyes burst into flame*
*Nagier enters*
*Screams again* *falls from tree and thrashes around on ground*
*stops suddenly and sobs uncontrollably*
Hi Gab! *hugs*
Hi Zath! *hugs*
*continues to cry uncontrollably as Shadow hugs*
Ooh become Nagier!! I want to kill you!!!
*pats Zath's back* Why are you crying?
*sobs a bit more, then starts to calm down*
I...just found out that my ex-girlfriend is now going out with my best friend.
*tears stream down face but does not wipe them away* *looks away from Shadow*
Yo
My keyboard is drenched with tears right now so try to understand if it blows up.
*ignores Eve*
Love! I gave up on it a couple of days ago when my ex broke up with me on the day before Valentines Day.
Oh I'm so sorry, Mist. :(
Good for nothing best friends.....
Hi Eve. I might do some more pics actually. It was fun...
You don't understand. *says through gritted teeth* this is like...the third time it's happened. And it's also my BEST FRIEND. I also have enough strength to murder him. Which makes me as scared as I am sad right now.
*hands Zath a tissue*
*slaps Lynxia* yay.
Aww. I've never been hurt by live before ... I tend to hit other people instead beat your best friend up is an answer.
*pounds head into ground and rips tissue up*
** by love
*has no answer* * hugs mist*
??? *slaps Eve back* DON'T HIT ME! I'VE JUST WOKEN UP AND AM VERY CRANKY!
@Zath - Well if he's always doing this to you, just ignore him. Don't speak to him or anything. Be friends with someone who isn't always after your girl friend.
People fall in love with me and it makes me feel bad. Because ... Never mind it's none of you guys business
If I reply a bit slow it's because...
a) I've just woke up.
b) I'm writing.
No, it's not him. it's girlfriends. This is the third time I've broken up in last year and this year and this time my ex started going out with my best friend. I could rip out his throat in anger if I needed to...which I don't, it'd be her fault.
*is taken aback by Eve's hug*
*slaps Lynxia* It's not that simple, you know it's not.
@Mist Start punching things. Works for me.
*but is thankful*
@Eve I do that every day. trust me, crying and screaming is the only thing that works. Hitting things only makes me more angry.
I hug people when I haven't hugged them in a long time. Either that, or I just feel like hugging.
What the hell my comments are disappearing !!
As I said No!! Become best friends with him and when he had really really fallen in lN love with someone steal his girl and f*** her.
*slaps Eve* Don't Eve. I haven't had my coffee yet, I'm not going to put up with this.
@Zath - You'll find someone right, eventually. They won't ditch you for your best friend and they'll stay with you. All you have to do is wait.
*rolls eyes at Gab* You're never going to get a girl friend with that attitude. You'll get thrown to the dirt.
*stops crying and hugs shadow* *releases her*
Sorry. Thank you.
*climbs up tree again*
*nods solemnly* im not going to pretend to understand how you feel, because I despise people who do that. The only advice I can give is to wait. Wait until you forget the feeling of it, and then it will just be another bad memory. *shrugs* That's the best I can do. *resumes hug*
It's OK, Zath. Come out of the tree, people in trees don't get marshmallows. *starts fire and hands everyone a marshmallow to roast*
I don't think that I will ever be a coffee person...
YAY, MARSHMALLOWS!!!
Sparky! Yay! *hands her marshmallow*
I only drink the filter stuff with milk or cream.
BTW, Shadow, I listen to the Legend of Zelda rap for the first time yesterday and I know over half the words!!!
*slaps Sparky* Mist is in a tree, and you want marshmallows?
Didn't I just say that
That didn't sound like me?
Im a really nice person to most people that are nice too and if you did something wrong I will get revenge.
I'm really good at revenge I won't go THAT far... I'm not shallow .
It's catchy.
Come down Zath! We have marshmallows! *shakes bag*
I think that caffeinated drinks are bad for me.
I get really hyper, and it lasts forever.
Diet Coke kept me going for three hours, imagine what coffee would do...
*looks down as fire starts and Sparky suddenly appears again*
Hm...
*jumps down*
Thanks for being sympathetic everyone. I won't keep acting like this for ages. Eve tomorrow I'll probably be better. I suppose my anger level isn't helping seeing as I'm listening to five finger death punch.
@Sparky - Have you seen the last of the pics?
*smiles up at Mist and holds up live chicken* I saved this one for you. It's young and fresh.
Yes I have.
From now on, you fight your battles Shadow, dont make me fight them for you.
Coffee sends me nuts, so do Smarties and they're not meant to have sugar!
@Zath - You'll feel better soon. Have a marshmallow. *put marshmallow in his mouth* Eat the marshmallow... *glares*
*smiles and takes chicken*
Thanks.
*stuffs chicken into mouth before swallowing and starting to roast a marshmallow*
*climbs tree and builds hammock at the very top, then lies in it sketching the starry night's sky*
@Sparky - I didn't I went to get coffee and your person just helped any way. Your person is just nice. But it won't happen again.
Great.
My Sim is nice, fantabulous.
*celebrates banana fest*
*starts dancing spontaneously in front of everyone*
*draws the moon, detailing the craters and ridges*
*places sketch pad and pencil down*
*looks over edge of hammock and watches Eve's crazy dancing*
Come and join in, Sparky! Sketching balls of gas can't be THAT fun.
*laughs at Eve's dancing*
I don't really want to have fun right now.
I'm content lying up here.
*rolls back over and stares at the sky, pointing at constalations and mumbling their names*
*laughs happily
Fine. *turns to Mist* Dance!
Uh...what? I'm terrible at dancing!
Is sitting watching the dancing whilst roasting marshmallows. Throws one up to Sparky* Sparky! Catch!
If Flame doesn't arrive by half past, I'll have to go.
I'm staying up too late as it is.
*points out planets, moons, meteors and nebula to no one in particular*
*dances furiously* So am I! That's what makes it FUN.
Yeah, he missed you by about 10 mins yesterday.
*catches marshmallow in hand, throws it into the air and catches it in mouth*
I can do that in real life. I got ten out of ten smarties once.
*laughs again*
Fine...
*gets up and dancing wildly*
*stops*
...There's no music...
I can do music! *walks over to piano that is suddenly there and plays whatever you like* ;)
Back.
Bye Sparky! *turns to mist* Live chicken is yum, but it goes straight to your thighs. Dance!
*pulls out iPod which plays all my random music really loudly*
Bowling For Soup is the majority of my playlist.
WB Gab.
Yay! We can all dance! *dances manically*
Humph. What's wrong with my piano playing? Bye Eve! *hugs*
Fine...
*resumes dancing to the fast beat Shadow set*
I almost forgot what WB is again.
What's happening?
Nothing, I pulled out my iPod as you got the piano, I didn't even see the comment.
*pulls out earbuds and listens to my special playlist*
They're dancing. *is leaning against tree now*
Hey, what? I'm still here! Maybe I'm dancing too fast I'm becoming a blur....*thinks while dancing*
Oh, I thought you said you were going. Sorry!
*puts together a second hammock next to mine*
Shadow, wanna come up here? The sky's really pretty tonight.
*stands there, watching people go crazy*
Hi Eve.
Dance, Gabriel! Dance like no ones watching!
I think Lynxia is watching.
I am not going to dance.
OK. *climbs tree up to Sparky. Hums Legend of Zelda Rap* L-I-N-K more like L-I-N-GAY!
Come on. There's got to be a symbol on you that enables you to dance...
My favourite line is a tie between:
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! LEGEND OF LINK!
And:
I got the Triforce of Courage, BITCH! SO YOU'D BETTER LISTEN!
*stands there*
I have to listen to that Legend of Zelda rap..
Sparky, send me a link.
*groans and stops dancing*
Enough. *laughs* I really can't dance. takes one last marshmallow and climbs tree again* *realized that the tree is next to the one Sparky and Shadow are in* *shrugs and pulls out own iPod. Plays Machine Gun by Living End*
And:
Just gimme Heart Comtainers and let me spit in my Ocarina!
Yeah, they're epic. *is looking at the rings of the Andromeda galaxy*
Never mind, found it.
Ugh! Fine. Well, at least I got Mist to dance. *resumes dance*
*calls down to Eve*
But I stopped.
*thinks for a moment*
Shadow, is it possible for me to get your e-mail?
Sssh! *whispering to Sparky* *climbs over to the tree Zath's in and tickles him*
TICKLE SNEAK ATTACK!!!
Grr. Fine. I'll dance with myself. Can someone put on Play the Guitar by BOB?
OH MY GOD.
@Sparky. It's on my Blogger profile. Click on contact me.
Wha-? *sits there and realizes what Shadow is doing*
Oh. You should know that I'm actually not ticklish.
Me either. *shrugs* I really don't care though. MARSHMALLOW FIGHT!!! *throws marshmallows at everyone*
Oh. Just in time. I'm off to watch Zombie Land. Bye!
Bye Eve! *hugs and sticks marshmallow in mouth* Have fun and eat your marshmallow. Nobody can resist the chewy yummieness!
bYE eVE!
*trips Eve*
That Zelda Rap is epic.
Bye Eve!
*opens mouth and marshmallow flies down throat*
Mmm!
*grabs a hand full and hurls them at Sparky*
Indeed it is.
I like Pokemon in real life too. When Ian pulled out the Metapod I yelled:
'IT'S A FREAKING METAPOD YOU METROSEXUAL-HIPSTERISH LOSER!!!! IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!'
I am going to watch that..
*keeps lying in hammock, looking a sky, dining my songs softly*
I sent you an e-mail Shadow.
*singing, not dining.
i CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.,..
IT S SO DRY THAT ITS SO FUNNY!
*wonders why Shadow is still in my tree*
Um...?
*hops out of tree* Sorry, have been checking me in box.
@Sparky - You got my e-mail?
*shrugs*
I didn't mind, just wondering.
*hums Voices by Disturbed*
-Lyrics for Legend of Zelda Rap!-
Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A F**KING GIRL'S NAME!
I've saved the world like fifteen times and and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
"Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK.
----------
'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your bitchin'
I've got the Triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (that's right)
I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight? (Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!
Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?
You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.
Man, you should've been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
It's a damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
'cause today will be the day known as "The day you got schooled"
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is free of evil
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Yeah, I sent one back.
*changes song to Accidentally In Love by the Counting Crows and sings, staring at a pulsar*
sOO FUNNYYY.
I'm gonna go now, NIGHT GUYS!!!
Night Sparky! *hugs*
Bye Sparky!
*hits with a frying pan*
Ho
BYE SPARKY!
Oh...My...God...
Flame, Sparky just left.
Uh...?
I bet sparky's gonna come back
Flame! So close! That's areal shame!
...or not.
No, she won't.
Oh....
Damn iPod. I actually was here five minutes ago on this post but iPod brought ms back to latest
Man I'm happy that I always double check here.
Ah well.
Hi guys!
And this is why I always double check the blog.
I am too.
*kisses Sparky*
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