So much to do, so little time...
You may have noticed a distinct lack of updates since, er, the last post. This is MOSTLY because I was knocked off the internet for a few days, which allowed me to focus on writing. The latest book is going well, you'll be pleased to hear. Still don't know what it's called, but I'm sure it'll come to me, and it'll be typically brilliant.
I'm writing this one in sequence, which is unusual for me. Usually I'll skip forward and back, writing the cool stuff and then fitting it all together later, like a jigsaw. But this one is different. This one, I started with the first chapter and just kept going. I'm leaving gaps as I go- maybe I'll write half a chapter and move on, or maybe I'll just write the dialogue in a scene and add in the actions somewhere down the line. It means I'm moving quickly, getting down the CORE of the story as I go. Assuming I continue like this, it means that when I'm done I'll have the bare essentials of the book written, and I'll just need to go back and flesh everything out.
I'm not sure why, after six books, I've suddenly changed my approach. Possibly because there really is no more room for error. I only have three books left, and everything has to be set up and in place. I need to be a lot more disciplined in my storytelling or else I'll get to the final book and realise I've forgotten to mention something in an earlier book, and it'll ruin EVERYTHING...
My mind is basically on Skulduggery and nothing else at the moment. When I'm driving, I'm thinking about plot. The moment I wake up, I'm thinking about scenes. Publication is September 1st (or thereabouts) and I really don't have any time to waste.
A few days ago I was in the car, thinking about books 8 and 9, and I realised something MAJOR. Something HUMUNGOUS. I'm not saying if this story development is fantastically fun or utterly devastating, but it'll happen somewhere in Book 8- probably around the middle. And this is a development that wasn't in my overall scheme of things. When I planned these books, this development did not happen. But now, because of the slight changes and shifts that come with writing any book, I realised that this development was essential. I know this is all a gigantic tease to you, my Minions, because I'm talking about something you won't get to read about until 2013, but dear GOD I can't wait to write it. Oh wow it's gonna be brilliant. But I can't tell you what it is. Sorry.
And that's pretty much all I've been doing. Oh, I went to see Haywire the other day. Haywire is a spy/action movie, some of which was filmed in Dublin, and it stars Gina Carano, a UFC fighter. It's an odd movie, very low key, very non-flashy. I absolutely loved it. And I have a new crush, bringing my Crushes on Actresses to a grand total of two.
1. Alexis Bledel.
2. Gina Carano.
That's a very exclusive list right there. They both should be honoured to be on it.
If you're over 15 (or whatever rating your country has seen fit to bestow onto Haywire) go watch it. Don't expect explosions and car chases, and you might like it as much as I did.
Saturday, February 4, 2012
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You changed your name.
btw
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AND THE REFLECTION WILL TURN INTO A UNICORN AND EAT THEM ALL WHEN IT TURNS INTO DARQUESSE THEN IT WILL THROW SO MANY PIES AT LORD VILE THAT HE DIES. THE END. *smiles broadly and like a crazy person*
*stays quiet*
But I am the supreme ruler of Cream!
I will eat all purple!
hello!!
*is completely insane*
*me to*
What's gonna happen to Clarabelle?
*slightly*
Clarabelle? i never thought about it...
CLARABELLE IS GOING TO TURN INTO AN ADORABLE LITTLE WHITE CAT LIKE MINE. BECAUSE HER NAME IS CLARA. AND HER NICKNAME IS CLARABELLE.
Clarabelle is awesome.
And funny.
I can't see the comments anymore
*sigh*
I think everyone is going to die.
You realize...that a nickname is supposed to shorten the name?
HEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
she will turn into a turnip
*glares at Val
Mhahaha
I actually want to see Darqueese kill the world..but I want to see what will happen if she is stopped or if Valkyrie is killed.
Turnips!
It should be alright now...
TOO BAD! HER NICKNAME IS CLARABELLE AND IT WAS BEFORE SKULDUGGERY EVEN EXISTED! CLARABELLE WILL TURN INTO A CAT!
Ok..
in the last book, she will turn, and it will be about everyone trying to stop her
SOMEONE GIVE ME A MAGICAL SANDWICH FILLED WITH SOULS!
Don't talk about the end of the SP Series...
*sad*
Hey Val. I haven't seen you around in ages. In fact I was just saying that yesterday....
Dedication:
To End of the World, so soon...
Derek Landy, Come to Australia
My brother thinks that the last sentence of the series will be:
"And then Derek Landy opened his eyes and woke up."
it will
Ohh that will be so cool.
And not to mention disappointing.
He is an idiot
Who's an idiot?
I hope that isn't how it ends. I want every last character to DIE, one by one... *is fully aware of how sadistic sounding I am right now*
WHO'S AN IDIOT.?
Is this where we were supposed to come?
Yeah, but then China saves them yay.
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
This conversation is crowded...
My brother ALSO thinks that the series will end because Beryl's gonna find out about Stephanie stealing the brooch and murder them all, though... So his theories are stupid.
Izz!?
I think that in the end of the seventh, or eighth. valkyrie's family... and fergus and beryl, should discover magic... and in the ninth, Fergus should fight alongside them and DIEEEEE!!!!!!!
Val, your brother is an idiot
Very possibly.
YES IT IS WHERE WE GO TO, SPARKY. NOW SOMEONE GIVE ME MY SANDWICH!
Probably.
I'm gonna leave.
I think I'll start a story...
Auf wiedersehen!
that damn fergus!!!!!
BYE IZZ! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
Bye Izz!
Someone start an interesting conversation.
It's 10:30 pm here, so i'm off to bed... happy birthday everyone *jumps into large bowl of pudding*
TO BE CONCLUDED...
Bye Lorelei/ Izz
Don't tell me what to do.
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-GAY.
Bye Ameriminion.
@Sparky What do you mean?
bye Ameriminion
Legend of Link rap.
I'm trying to learn the words.
I got the Trigorce of Courage BITCH! SO YOU'D BETTER LISTEN!
SPARKY!
Are you angry at me?
No?
are you angry at me?
Ok...
Were going to know your given name Sparky...yours and Josie, when The End of The World comes out..
No!?
i already know
but then the whole world will know
You know what Sparky's given name is?
You do know my given name.
It's going to be in TEOTW.
3 days...
I know Sparky's entire given name. But you people don't...
No worries...
We'll know at least her first given name...
Mwhahahahahahaha
*screams suddenly*
IT'S THREE DAYS TILL THE END OF THE WORLD COMES OUT!
THE BOOK THAT I MADE UP A CHARACTER IN!!!!
*freaks out*
I CAN'T WAIT I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What? It's three days?
i told you yesterday it was 4 days, but you didn't care
well, dymocks is releasing it in three days
But I'm in NZ we don't have Dymock's!!
Not in my area anyway...
They're small here!
check book store websites, and see if it tells you
I just did that..
Never mind. I can wait.
i can't
Well , bye. See you's later.
BOSS BATTLE, BRB.
YESSS
I LOVE BOSS BATTLE!
Val? You still here?
Maybe, maybe not.
*hums tune*
*hums tune*
brb
Back!
*sings along to song* Bones inside your mind were all broken, keys that open any answers, we're all stalling, filling and refilling up the glass, with makers, we both agreed, the final moment, the sweetest remedy, to ever be delivered, heaven or heavenless, we're all headed for the same sweet darkness...
*sings a different song* I'm tired, I'm tired...
Those are actual lyrics...
Gotta go!
Bye...
Bye Sparky
brb...
Again
im back
HELLO
hey Gab
Wow not a lot happened when I was gone huh?
yeah, it's been kinda silent
....
I'm bored .
true...
so what do we do?
I have an idea!
*stabs Nixion*
i have a better one!
*cuts off Gabriel's foot*
I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK! Sucks for you. Or maybe you enjoy my company.
Hey Mist
How's the editing going?
I just got back but I'm up to where they enter Gab's house. W00t~
You know, 500 words is a very short story.
I could never keep anything that short...
why are you saying this?
Because it's so darn true. I suck at SHORT stories, novels I'm fine with but I can't keep ANYTHING short.
*Looks at Fetch with an understanding look*
Wait, are you Izz??
yes, she is Izz
Ja.
Wow.
...
Are you Thai, Izz?
Then my story sucks... It's less than 500 words .
*slashes Nixion's neck*
I have just started my first fanfic. And it's already over 500 words. I just don't undestand ow anyone could write less.
MY STORY IS 14,605 WORDS!
Hmmm
*breaks Gabs spine*
This is 500 words:
No Mist. I'm Aussie. Half Italian. But still Aussie.
Jake woke in the room he had been spending most of his time in for the past six days after a night of uneasy sleep. For a moment he hoped, foolishly, that when he opened his eyes that he’d be home again, ready to go and eat pancakes, but saw nothing but the same dirty room with three other people he didn’t really know sleeping on bunk-beds in front of him. Jake groaned not-so-quietly, not caring if he woke the others, and fell back onto his pillow. He was at camp, the camp he did not want to be at, the camp he had been dreading for a month now. Thank god it ended this afternoon. He slapped his face softly with a hand that wasn’t trying to untangle itself form the blanket and then struggled up after another groan. Jake cursed loudly as his head hit the ceiling of the room and he staggered backwards on the bed, tripped over his pillow and fell back onto the mattes. He lifted a head after another groan and heard the other three people stirring. Just what he needed; more people who actually enjoyed the camp…
“Jake…” one of them muttered sleepily. “It’s six…what’re you doin’?”
Jake muttered something incomprehensible and struggled up again. He slowly climbed down the ladder form the top bunk, careful not to hit his head on the ceiling again, and walked across the room and out of it, trying not to make eye contact with the other boys. There were two people up in the common room watching a weird cartoon on television that Jake hadn’t seen before. He didn’t take an interest in it, merely sat on a lounge and told himself things to quell the anger the burning slowly inside of him.
One more day, he told himself. One more day and then this’ll all be over.
He had packed his pocket knife just in case he needed to murder a rabbit or something to stop himself from actually stabbing someone in a rage for the duration of the camp, but so far he hadn’t had to use it. Which was a good thing, he reflected silently. He had a feeling he’d need to use it today though. There would probably be people sobbing at the thought of having to leave the camp and return to their own houses. Jake wouldn’t be able to stand that and he did not feel sorry for the bunny or frog that would have its throat slit that afternoon. Half an hour passed slowly, far too slowly for Jake’s taste, and the people in the other rooms begun shuffling out and slumping onto lounges in the time. Suddenly the television flicked off and thirty four people groaned in disbelief. Jake wasn’t among them. Mr Brake strode into the common room, remote in his hand and dressed in a white t-shirt and blue jeans.
“Get up every one! Time to go! Breakfast now!” he yelled, clapping his hands together loudly
^Ah, Ok...Why did you say Ja then?
That's very good Val. I'm sure you are proud as punch.
Zathract Mist is 15, 447 words. And 17 Chapters.
So far, I mean. it's not eve half way yet.
* send fifty arrows of light to Nix *
*even
Because it's German. Just like Auf Wiedersehen, nine and Servus
Whoops, 25, 447 words.
Ivy Animosity is 14,605, and it's barely in the beginning of the seventh chapter. Which means that my chapters are a lot longer than yours.
*doges arrows and shots Gab in cheast with a shotgun*
Didn't you know it's German?
Izz I thought you were German
^Oh...Uh...Ok
Did I ever deny that, Val?
* spears Nixion through neck with spear*
No, I'm merely pointing it out. Because I always point things out.
*cuts Gab in half with axe*
Understandable...
Ok Val we get your point.
*heart beats faster for a second. shakes head and climbs highest tree again*
*sighs*
Emo Moment: 2
Indeed. I think if I ever find the motivation to write a long story it would be something like that and quite good.
Unfortunatly my English teachers want quantity, not quality.
I'm not actually German. But I like the sound of German. I also have a thing for Inspector Rex.
*heals*
Stop doing impossible things!
*updates Facebook status, then throws computer at Nixion's face*
I'm going to have to go soon for like 15 mins.
Just a warning.
*goes back to sighing*
*also heals, and calls on Lord Vile to fight Gab*
Just curious. Nix and G. Why are you, um, torturing each other?
i dunno...
We were bored?
" Hello? Darqueese, can you kill Lord Vile? Ok thank you."
* Darqueese appears*
It's Darquesse. Not Darqueese.
Val, you're darquesse, are you siding with him, or do you want to see him killed?
*thinks like Darquesse* Seeing him killed should be amusing. *sits back and eats popcorn*
*sighs*
HA! KILL GAB!
Can you both just be civil?
*looks at Lord Vile*
sich verpissen
Mist, what's up?
*cries out while falling off the side of the bed* *hits the floor*
*Lord Vile spears Gab with darkness*
No kill Nix
*Lord Vile ignores Gab and cuts off his head*
*Lands down beside Val, squatting*
Are you Val or Darquesse?
*takes out spear and sends it to Nix*
*kicks Nixion and spears him with light to the ground*
^*ignores Nix's question*
*Vile rises up behind Gab and tears him into little pieces*
*sigh*
I've done all I can.
*sticks microwave popcorn in microwave*
*waits patiently for an answer*
*Thorws Mist live chicken and pats him on the head*
There there
In your dreams...
* another spear to Nixion*
Val. A very tired Val who falls off of things and can trip even when there's nothing to trip on.
*ignores live chicken as it bounces off his shoulder and runs away*
*nods*
OK. Walks off and climbs tree again.
*sighs*
*doges spear and implodes Gab with powers*
Poor Val.
*microwave dings*
Want some popcorn?
*ties Gab to chair, and mancles him so he can't use magic*
*sigils activated, power and electricity flowed through Gabriel's body..:. Electrocutes Nix and he fell to the ground*
*sighs very loudly and angrily*
I HAVE TO GO AND EAT, OK? YES, DID YOU HEAR ME?! YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD ME! IF YOU DIDN'T THEN YOU'RE, AS VAL SAYS, A DAMN DINGLEBERRY! A DINGLEBERRY AND ITS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT! DON'T KILL ANYONE UNTIL I GET BACK!
*glares with ferocity*
I MEAN IT!
*vanishes leaving black smoke and an insane evil laugh behind*
NO MAGIC FOR YOU
*laughs at Gab and dances around the chair*
Servus Mist.
Val!
Who wants to torture Gab?
*is freed by a mysterious stranger*
*kills Nix*
THE END
Stop it Nix!! You're giving me a headache!
Untie him. Now.
Hae people!
*laughs evilly*
I'm free anyway..
I believe Mist said NOT to kill anyone while he was gone.
*Comes back to life because im cool that way, and kills Gab*
THE END. THAT IS FINNAL
And Nixion is dead .
*thinks* *starts shouting random things* MY HAIR IS WET I HAVE A BLACK BLANKET ON TOP IS A SKULDUGGERY ONE IT LOOKS AMAZING I HAVE NINETEEN SKULDUGGERY BOOKS ALL TOGETHER MY WALLS ARE PAINTED PURPLE IT HAS FRAMED PHOTOS OF SKULDUGGERY ON IT MY FOOT LOOKS LIKE A FOOT I THINK I'M GONNA FALL ASLEEP WHEN I WAKE UP AND I WILL RUN INTO THE WALL THERE'S A LAMP ON MY SHELF THERE'S A LAMP BEHIND ME IRELAND ROCKS YOU'RE ALL DIPPERONIES PASTA TASTES WEIRD BUT IT'S FUN TO SAY I HAVE A DICTIONARY THERE'S AN IRISH FLAG NEAR ME I CAN HEAR CAELAN OUTSIDE HE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I NEED VAMPIRE REPELLENT OR WHATEVER I HAVE A BLACK RING ON LIKE VALKYRIE'S MY CELLO TRIED TO KILL ME I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL YOU GUSTERDS AND IT WILL TASTE LIKE SUGARY LEMON POOP SO I WILL HAVE TO CHANGE THE FLAVOUR BECAUSE YOUR SOULS TASTE AWFUL!!!
IT IS OVER!
Well . . . . . . . that was a mouthful
*turns into zombie*
*eats Nixion*
* turns back into normal by Doctor Nye*
THE END FINALE NO ADD ONS
I was just speaking insanitese
Hello? Has anyone even noticed the awesome person standing here??????
*sighs*
You mean me? Yes, I've been noticed, FreakFan.
*stalks off*
*scowls at Val*
YAY SOMEONE NOTICED ME!!!! :P
*llamas and snails* =P mwahahaha
Yes. I know. I am soo awesome.
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