Saturday, February 4, 2012

Writing Books. And Haywire.

So much to do, so little time...

You may have noticed a distinct lack of updates since, er, the last post. This is MOSTLY because I was knocked off the internet for a few days, which allowed me to focus on writing. The latest book is going well, you'll be pleased to hear. Still don't know what it's called, but I'm sure it'll come to me, and it'll be typically brilliant.

I'm writing this one in sequence, which is unusual for me. Usually I'll skip forward and back, writing the cool stuff and then fitting it all together later, like a jigsaw. But this one is different. This one, I started with the first chapter and just kept going. I'm leaving gaps as I go- maybe I'll write half a chapter and move on, or maybe I'll just write the dialogue in a scene and add in the actions somewhere down the line. It means I'm moving quickly, getting down the CORE of the story as I go. Assuming I continue like this, it means that when I'm done I'll have the bare essentials of the book written, and I'll just need to go back and flesh everything out.

I'm not sure why, after six books, I've suddenly changed my approach. Possibly because there really is no more room for error. I only have three books left, and everything has to be set up and in place. I need to be a lot more disciplined in my storytelling or else I'll get to the final book and realise I've forgotten to mention something in an earlier book, and it'll ruin EVERYTHING...

My mind is basically on Skulduggery and nothing else at the moment. When I'm driving, I'm thinking about plot. The moment I wake up, I'm thinking about scenes. Publication is September 1st (or thereabouts) and I really don't have any time to waste.

A few days ago I was in the car, thinking about books 8 and 9, and I realised something MAJOR. Something HUMUNGOUS. I'm not saying if this story development is fantastically fun or utterly devastating, but it'll happen somewhere in Book 8- probably around the middle. And this is a development that wasn't in my overall scheme of things. When I planned these books, this development did not happen. But now, because of the slight changes and shifts that come with writing any book, I realised that this development was essential. I know this is all a gigantic tease to you, my Minions, because I'm talking about something you won't get to read about until 2013, but dear GOD I can't wait to write it. Oh wow it's gonna be brilliant. But I can't tell you what it is. Sorry.



And that's pretty much all I've been doing. Oh, I went to see Haywire the other day. Haywire is a spy/action movie, some of which was filmed in Dublin, and it stars Gina Carano, a UFC fighter. It's an odd movie, very low key, very non-flashy. I absolutely loved it. And I have a new crush, bringing my Crushes on Actresses to a grand total of two.

1. Alexis Bledel.

2. Gina Carano.

That's a very exclusive list right there. They both should be honoured to be on it.

If you're over 15 (or whatever rating your country has seen fit to bestow onto Haywire) go watch it. Don't expect explosions and car chases, and you might like it as much as I did.

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Gabriel said...

Izzfizz!
You changed your name.

Nixion Strange said...

btw
if you go to an empty page, press older

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AND THE REFLECTION WILL TURN INTO A UNICORN AND EAT THEM ALL WHEN IT TURNS INTO DARQUESSE THEN IT WILL THROW SO MANY PIES AT LORD VILE THAT HE DIES. THE END. *smiles broadly and like a crazy person*

Gabriel said...

*stays quiet*

Nixion Strange said...

But I am the supreme ruler of Cream!
I will eat all purple!

Jakro Tintreach said...

hello!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*is completely insane*

Nixion Strange said...

*me to*

Gabriel said...

What's gonna happen to Clarabelle?

Gabriel said...

*slightly*

Nixion Strange said...

Clarabelle? i never thought about it...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

CLARABELLE IS GOING TO TURN INTO AN ADORABLE LITTLE WHITE CAT LIKE MINE. BECAUSE HER NAME IS CLARA. AND HER NICKNAME IS CLARABELLE.

Gabriel said...

Clarabelle is awesome.
And funny.

Jakro Tintreach said...

I can't see the comments anymore

Izz said...

*sigh*
I think everyone is going to die.

Gabriel said...

You realize...that a nickname is supposed to shorten the name?

Jakro Tintreach said...

HEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

she will turn into a turnip
*glares at Val

Nixion Strange said...

Mhahaha

Gabriel said...

I actually want to see Darqueese kill the world..but I want to see what will happen if she is stopped or if Valkyrie is killed.

Nixion Strange said...

Turnips!

Izz said...

It should be alright now...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

TOO BAD! HER NICKNAME IS CLARABELLE AND IT WAS BEFORE SKULDUGGERY EVEN EXISTED! CLARABELLE WILL TURN INTO A CAT!

Gabriel said...

Ok..

Nixion Strange said...

in the last book, she will turn, and it will be about everyone trying to stop her

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

SOMEONE GIVE ME A MAGICAL SANDWICH FILLED WITH SOULS!

Gabriel said...

Don't talk about the end of the SP Series...
*sad*

Izz said...

Hey Val. I haven't seen you around in ages. In fact I was just saying that yesterday....

Nixion Strange said...

Dedication:

To End of the World, so soon...
Derek Landy, Come to Australia

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My brother thinks that the last sentence of the series will be:

"And then Derek Landy opened his eyes and woke up."

Jakro Tintreach said...

it will

Gabriel said...

Ohh that will be so cool.
And not to mention disappointing.

Nixion Strange said...

He is an idiot

Gabriel said...

Who's an idiot?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I hope that isn't how it ends. I want every last character to DIE, one by one... *is fully aware of how sadistic sounding I am right now*

Gabriel said...

WHO'S AN IDIOT.?

Sparky Braginski said...

Is this where we were supposed to come?

Gabriel said...

Yeah, but then China saves them yay.

Gabriel said...

I have no idea.

Gabriel said...

I have no idea.

Izz said...

This conversation is crowded...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My brother ALSO thinks that the series will end because Beryl's gonna find out about Stephanie stealing the brooch and murder them all, though... So his theories are stupid.

Sparky Braginski said...

Izz!?

Jakro Tintreach said...

I think that in the end of the seventh, or eighth. valkyrie's family... and fergus and beryl, should discover magic... and in the ninth, Fergus should fight alongside them and DIEEEEE!!!!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Val, your brother is an idiot

Gabriel said...

Very possibly.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

YES IT IS WHERE WE GO TO, SPARKY. NOW SOMEONE GIVE ME MY SANDWICH!

Gabriel said...

Probably.

Izz said...

I'm gonna leave.
I think I'll start a story...

Auf wiedersehen!

Jakro Tintreach said...

that damn fergus!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

BYE IZZ! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

Gabriel said...

Bye Izz!

Gabriel said...

Someone start an interesting conversation.

Jakro Tintreach said...

It's 10:30 pm here, so i'm off to bed... happy birthday everyone *jumps into large bowl of pudding*


TO BE CONCLUDED...

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Lorelei/ Izz

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Don't tell me what to do.

Sparky Braginski said...

L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-GAY.

Gabriel said...

Bye Ameriminion.

Gabriel said...

@Sparky What do you mean?

Nixion Strange said...

bye Ameriminion

Sparky Braginski said...

Legend of Link rap.

I'm trying to learn the words.

I got the Trigorce of Courage BITCH! SO YOU'D BETTER LISTEN!

Gabriel said...

SPARKY!
Are you angry at me?

Sparky Braginski said...

No?

Nixion Strange said...

are you angry at me?

Gabriel said...

Ok...
Were going to know your given name Sparky...yours and Josie, when The End of The World comes out..

Sparky Braginski said...

No!?

Nixion Strange said...

i already know
but then the whole world will know

Gabriel said...

You know what Sparky's given name is?

Sparky Braginski said...

You do know my given name.

It's going to be in TEOTW.

Nixion Strange said...

3 days...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I know Sparky's entire given name. But you people don't...

Gabriel said...

No worries...
We'll know at least her first given name...
Mwhahahahahahaha

Sparky Braginski said...

*screams suddenly*

IT'S THREE DAYS TILL THE END OF THE WORLD COMES OUT!

THE BOOK THAT I MADE UP A CHARACTER IN!!!!

*freaks out*

I CAN'T WAIT I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gabriel said...

What? It's three days?

Nixion Strange said...

i told you yesterday it was 4 days, but you didn't care

Nixion Strange said...

well, dymocks is releasing it in three days

Gabriel said...

But I'm in NZ we don't have Dymock's!!

Gabriel said...

Not in my area anyway...
They're small here!

Nixion Strange said...

check book store websites, and see if it tells you

Gabriel said...
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Gabriel said...

I just did that..
Never mind. I can wait.

Nixion Strange said...

i can't

Gabriel said...

Well , bye. See you's later.

Sparky Braginski said...

BOSS BATTLE, BRB.

Nixion Strange said...

YESSS
I LOVE BOSS BATTLE!

Nixion Strange said...

Val? You still here?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Maybe, maybe not.

Nixion Strange said...

*hums tune*

Nixion Strange said...

*hums tune*

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Sparky Braginski said...

Back!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*sings along to song* Bones inside your mind were all broken, keys that open any answers, we're all stalling, filling and refilling up the glass, with makers, we both agreed, the final moment, the sweetest remedy, to ever be delivered, heaven or heavenless, we're all headed for the same sweet darkness...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*sings a different song* I'm tired, I'm tired...

Those are actual lyrics...

Sparky Braginski said...

Gotta go!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye...

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Sparky

Nixion Strange said...

brb...
Again

Nixion Strange said...

im back

Gabriel said...

HELLO

Nixion Strange said...

hey Gab

Gabriel said...

Wow not a lot happened when I was gone huh?

Nixion Strange said...

yeah, it's been kinda silent

Gabriel said...

....
I'm bored .

Nixion Strange said...

true...
so what do we do?

Gabriel said...

I have an idea!
*stabs Nixion*

Nixion Strange said...

i have a better one!
*cuts off Gabriel's foot*

Zathract Mist said...

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK! Sucks for you. Or maybe you enjoy my company.

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Mist
How's the editing going?

Zathract Mist said...

I just got back but I'm up to where they enter Gab's house. W00t~

Izz said...

You know, 500 words is a very short story.
I could never keep anything that short...

Nixion Strange said...

why are you saying this?

Zathract Mist said...

Because it's so darn true. I suck at SHORT stories, novels I'm fine with but I can't keep ANYTHING short.

Zathract Mist said...

*Looks at Fetch with an understanding look*

Zathract Mist said...

Wait, are you Izz??

Nixion Strange said...

yes, she is Izz

Izz said...

Ja.

Zathract Mist said...

Wow.

...

Zathract Mist said...

Are you Thai, Izz?

Gabriel said...

Then my story sucks... It's less than 500 words .
*slashes Nixion's neck*

Izz said...

I have just started my first fanfic. And it's already over 500 words. I just don't undestand ow anyone could write less.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

MY STORY IS 14,605 WORDS!

Nixion Strange said...

Hmmm
*breaks Gabs spine*

Zathract Mist said...

This is 500 words:

Izz said...

No Mist. I'm Aussie. Half Italian. But still Aussie.

Zathract Mist said...

Jake woke in the room he had been spending most of his time in for the past six days after a night of uneasy sleep. For a moment he hoped, foolishly, that when he opened his eyes that he’d be home again, ready to go and eat pancakes, but saw nothing but the same dirty room with three other people he didn’t really know sleeping on bunk-beds in front of him. Jake groaned not-so-quietly, not caring if he woke the others, and fell back onto his pillow. He was at camp, the camp he did not want to be at, the camp he had been dreading for a month now. Thank god it ended this afternoon. He slapped his face softly with a hand that wasn’t trying to untangle itself form the blanket and then struggled up after another groan. Jake cursed loudly as his head hit the ceiling of the room and he staggered backwards on the bed, tripped over his pillow and fell back onto the mattes. He lifted a head after another groan and heard the other three people stirring. Just what he needed; more people who actually enjoyed the camp…
“Jake…” one of them muttered sleepily. “It’s six…what’re you doin’?”
Jake muttered something incomprehensible and struggled up again. He slowly climbed down the ladder form the top bunk, careful not to hit his head on the ceiling again, and walked across the room and out of it, trying not to make eye contact with the other boys. There were two people up in the common room watching a weird cartoon on television that Jake hadn’t seen before. He didn’t take an interest in it, merely sat on a lounge and told himself things to quell the anger the burning slowly inside of him.
One more day, he told himself. One more day and then this’ll all be over.
He had packed his pocket knife just in case he needed to murder a rabbit or something to stop himself from actually stabbing someone in a rage for the duration of the camp, but so far he hadn’t had to use it. Which was a good thing, he reflected silently. He had a feeling he’d need to use it today though. There would probably be people sobbing at the thought of having to leave the camp and return to their own houses. Jake wouldn’t be able to stand that and he did not feel sorry for the bunny or frog that would have its throat slit that afternoon. Half an hour passed slowly, far too slowly for Jake’s taste, and the people in the other rooms begun shuffling out and slumping onto lounges in the time. Suddenly the television flicked off and thirty four people groaned in disbelief. Jake wasn’t among them. Mr Brake strode into the common room, remote in his hand and dressed in a white t-shirt and blue jeans.
“Get up every one! Time to go! Breakfast now!” he yelled, clapping his hands together loudly

Zathract Mist said...

^Ah, Ok...Why did you say Ja then?

Izz said...

That's very good Val. I'm sure you are proud as punch.

Zathract Mist said...

Zathract Mist is 15, 447 words. And 17 Chapters.

Zathract Mist said...

So far, I mean. it's not eve half way yet.

Gabriel said...

* send fifty arrows of light to Nix *

Zathract Mist said...

*even

Izz said...

Because it's German. Just like Auf Wiedersehen, nine and Servus

Zathract Mist said...

Whoops, 25, 447 words.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ivy Animosity is 14,605, and it's barely in the beginning of the seventh chapter. Which means that my chapters are a lot longer than yours.

Nixion Strange said...

*doges arrows and shots Gab in cheast with a shotgun*

Gabriel said...

Didn't you know it's German?
Izz I thought you were German

Zathract Mist said...

^Oh...Uh...Ok

Zathract Mist said...

Did I ever deny that, Val?

Gabriel said...

* spears Nixion through neck with spear*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No, I'm merely pointing it out. Because I always point things out.

Nixion Strange said...

*cuts Gab in half with axe*

Zathract Mist said...

Understandable...

Gabriel said...

Ok Val we get your point.

Zathract Mist said...

*heart beats faster for a second. shakes head and climbs highest tree again*
*sighs*

Zathract Mist said...

Emo Moment: 2

Izz said...

Indeed. I think if I ever find the motivation to write a long story it would be something like that and quite good.
Unfortunatly my English teachers want quantity, not quality.

I'm not actually German. But I like the sound of German. I also have a thing for Inspector Rex.

Gabriel said...

*heals*
Stop doing impossible things!
*updates Facebook status, then throws computer at Nixion's face*

Zathract Mist said...

I'm going to have to go soon for like 15 mins.

Just a warning.

*goes back to sighing*

Nixion Strange said...

*also heals, and calls on Lord Vile to fight Gab*

Izz said...

Just curious. Nix and G. Why are you, um, torturing each other?

Nixion Strange said...

i dunno...
We were bored?

Gabriel said...

" Hello? Darqueese, can you kill Lord Vile? Ok thank you."
* Darqueese appears*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's Darquesse. Not Darqueese.

Nixion Strange said...

Val, you're darquesse, are you siding with him, or do you want to see him killed?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*thinks like Darquesse* Seeing him killed should be amusing. *sits back and eats popcorn*

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs*

Nixion Strange said...

HA! KILL GAB!

Izz said...

Can you both just be civil?
*looks at Lord Vile*
sich verpissen

Nixion Strange said...

Mist, what's up?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*cries out while falling off the side of the bed* *hits the floor*

Nixion Strange said...

*Lord Vile spears Gab with darkness*

Gabriel said...

No kill Nix

Nixion Strange said...

*Lord Vile ignores Gab and cuts off his head*

Zathract Mist said...

*Lands down beside Val, squatting*

Are you Val or Darquesse?

Gabriel said...

*takes out spear and sends it to Nix*
*kicks Nixion and spears him with light to the ground*

Zathract Mist said...

^*ignores Nix's question*

Nixion Strange said...

*Vile rises up behind Gab and tears him into little pieces*

Izz said...

*sigh*
I've done all I can.

*sticks microwave popcorn in microwave*

Zathract Mist said...

*waits patiently for an answer*

Nixion Strange said...

*Thorws Mist live chicken and pats him on the head*
There there

Gabriel said...

In your dreams...
* another spear to Nixion*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Val. A very tired Val who falls off of things and can trip even when there's nothing to trip on.

Zathract Mist said...

*ignores live chicken as it bounces off his shoulder and runs away*

Zathract Mist said...

*nods*

OK. Walks off and climbs tree again.

*sighs*

Nixion Strange said...

*doges spear and implodes Gab with powers*

Izz said...

Poor Val.
*microwave dings*

Want some popcorn?

Nixion Strange said...

*ties Gab to chair, and mancles him so he can't use magic*

Gabriel said...

*sigils activated, power and electricity flowed through Gabriel's body..:. Electrocutes Nix and he fell to the ground*

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs very loudly and angrily*

I HAVE TO GO AND EAT, OK? YES, DID YOU HEAR ME?! YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD ME! IF YOU DIDN'T THEN YOU'RE, AS VAL SAYS, A DAMN DINGLEBERRY! A DINGLEBERRY AND ITS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT! DON'T KILL ANYONE UNTIL I GET BACK!

*glares with ferocity*

I MEAN IT!

*vanishes leaving black smoke and an insane evil laugh behind*

Nixion Strange said...

NO MAGIC FOR YOU
*laughs at Gab and dances around the chair*

Izz said...

Servus Mist.

Gabriel said...

Val!

Nixion Strange said...

Who wants to torture Gab?

Gabriel said...

*is freed by a mysterious stranger*
*kills Nix*
THE END

Izz said...

Stop it Nix!! You're giving me a headache!
Untie him. Now.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hae people!













*laughs evilly*

Gabriel said...

I'm free anyway..

Izz said...

I believe Mist said NOT to kill anyone while he was gone.

Nixion Strange said...

*Comes back to life because im cool that way, and kills Gab*
THE END. THAT IS FINNAL

Gabriel said...

And Nixion is dead .

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*thinks* *starts shouting random things* MY HAIR IS WET I HAVE A BLACK BLANKET ON TOP IS A SKULDUGGERY ONE IT LOOKS AMAZING I HAVE NINETEEN SKULDUGGERY BOOKS ALL TOGETHER MY WALLS ARE PAINTED PURPLE IT HAS FRAMED PHOTOS OF SKULDUGGERY ON IT MY FOOT LOOKS LIKE A FOOT I THINK I'M GONNA FALL ASLEEP WHEN I WAKE UP AND I WILL RUN INTO THE WALL THERE'S A LAMP ON MY SHELF THERE'S A LAMP BEHIND ME IRELAND ROCKS YOU'RE ALL DIPPERONIES PASTA TASTES WEIRD BUT IT'S FUN TO SAY I HAVE A DICTIONARY THERE'S AN IRISH FLAG NEAR ME I CAN HEAR CAELAN OUTSIDE HE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I NEED VAMPIRE REPELLENT OR WHATEVER I HAVE A BLACK RING ON LIKE VALKYRIE'S MY CELLO TRIED TO KILL ME I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL YOU GUSTERDS AND IT WILL TASTE LIKE SUGARY LEMON POOP SO I WILL HAVE TO CHANGE THE FLAVOUR BECAUSE YOUR SOULS TASTE AWFUL!!!

Nixion Strange said...

IT IS OVER!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Well . . . . . . . that was a mouthful

Gabriel said...

*turns into zombie*
*eats Nixion*
* turns back into normal by Doctor Nye*
THE END FINALE NO ADD ONS

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I was just speaking insanitese

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hello? Has anyone even noticed the awesome person standing here??????




*sighs*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You mean me? Yes, I've been noticed, FreakFan.

Gabriel said...

*stalks off*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*scowls at Val*























































YAY SOMEONE NOTICED ME!!!! :P














































*llamas and snails* =P mwahahaha

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Yes. I know. I am soo awesome.

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