My publishers are about to start printing the A/NZ version of The End Of The World, and I've just realised I don't know your real names, so we can't credit you with coming up with the characters!
Does anyone know Sparky's real name? And I haven't heard from Josie, so I don't even know if she came up with her character... We have HOURS!
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BE SURE TO READ MY STORY! IT'S AMAZING! PASTA!
Weird little thing, this machine
Me too, mist! Snap!
*withdraws hand sulkily*
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
I also have knives on my feet. *kicks*
....Did I say something?
OW! OW OW OW!
*hops around clutching knee*
*tackles Eve and drags her over to a metal table and straps her down* *calls doctor Nye*
Bwahahaha!
I don't like Jakro. :( He told me to read his story, and I said only if he followed my blog, and he said he did, so I read his story, and I later found out that he didn't follow my blog after all! I'm not happy.
Nooooooooooooo! Valkyrie, you totally flogged this dude before, you can do it again!
And you're telling me this just before Nye starts dissecting you?
It needed to be said. *resumes screaming*
Too bad! You stole my blood! YOU MUST PAY!
*waves*
Bye Eve!
*Nye begins*
*moans* And it was all in vain! All those blood samples! IN VAIN!
...One more thing. *samples Nye's blood* There. You may begin.
*shrieks as Nye saws at leg* YOU IDIOT! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK MY SOUL IS THERE?!!
*Nye: Shrugs*
Gotta start somewhere.
*looks at Nye's progress* Hey. I needed that kidney.
*shakes head and pushes Nye away*
I'd give you the bird, but I can't now. *gestures to severed fingers*
Thank you, Mist.
Now, if you'll undo these straps...
*continues sentence*
I can do it so much faster than that
*takes saw off Nye*
*saws straps off and helps Eve up*
*shrugs*
I couldn't pull them off.
*starts screaming again*
*looks confused*
Oh, good. For a second there, I thought you were going to take my chainsaw. *carresses chainsaw lovingly*
...And you carry that everywhere you go?
Pretty much. Lucky Nye didn't take my hair. I keep all my weapons in there.
*considers, then straps Eve back down on another metal platform*
*goes through hair*
What the hell?
*stares at tiny dog*
*shakes head violently, and assorted guns and knives fall to the ground*
Uh, yeah. He's a nasty one, for a chihuahua.
And you're not going to protest against me doing this?
Eh. Better than Nye. *waits patiently as Cthulu starts to slide off head*
Mario kart, wii! WA-HA
Ah, I'll stop.
*unties Eve and hugs before tackling again*
Hello, Star!!
*rolls off platform and falls into lava*
Ouch.
Hi Star!
Hi, eve! Hi, zathract!
My brother is downstairs playing mario kart on the wii at the moment
Ah, yes. My little brother is in my room playing....I don't know, but the music is irritating. Ahh! I HATE TRUMPETS!!
Have you written another chapter, Mist? Or hs Nixion written a chapter?
I'm not here.
Last night . . . That was funny. I think i just suddenly went crazy. One moment i was really sleepy and then i just suddenly though - ooh! Tuna mayo sandwiches! - and then i just couldn't stop laughing for some inexplainable reason . . .
I'm still laughing now . . .
Hi sparky! I haven't noticed you!
You need help, Star.
Dinner! Bye! *pushes Mist a final time*
You were unfortunate enough to catch me in an insane mood today . . .
TUNA MAYO!!!!!!!!!
I'LL GET YOU, EVE! *calls after*
Bye eve!
I'll try to be just a little bit sane . . .
No, don't! That's bad for you, Star!
...
I'm here
It's 8:38 AM
And i had weetos for breakfast, yum
Bye EVe
Hi gab!
I MEREMBERED!!!!!!
It's 7:40 pm here.
Be sane . . . Be sane . . . Be sane . . .
Okay, i think i'm sane now.
TUNA MAYO!
Or maybe not . . .
Back!
Cool. Big time difference.
^(see, a totally sane comment)
Hey Val
Hi val!
TUNA MAYO!
^(oh . . . That wasn't such a sane comment)
Gab, you're in this chapter.
Marmmuma-marmumma-marmumma-marmumm-marmumma-MWAH!
^that is not me being insane, it is the sound of the wii.
I want to hear...
Don't make me do something stupid or I'll
*slashes throat action*
Er, gab? That didn't make sense, even to me.
brb
It makes sense to me.
That's all I need...
My brother's gone out now, so i can't hear the wii anymore . . .
*throws brick at someone*
Hello, I am here now.
Val-
Okay it's official your COOL.
Alfred is going to have something to talk about tomorrow.
WHEEEEEEEE! SPARKY! *leaps onto her back*
How are you? Have you checked your email? I sent you something.
Okay, gab.
Last night i didn't make sense even to me. It was freaky. And it was very funny to me, but i didn't know WHY it was funny, there was no obvious reaaon, so that was freaky as well.
Pretty cool, but you don't wear fedoras like that.
*looks at top of page* Supreme ruler of cream . . . That rhymes.
I know. But I was, like, exhausted, and I forgot how to put it on...
*looks at drawing and laughs evilly* Ivy's so cool...
Hmmm... My eyeballs hurt...
Why, val?
^(LOOK! I AM BEING SANE! ITS A MIRACLE!)
Yes she is Val.
*climbs tree and lies in hammock*
I have a better idea.
*builds a fantastic threestorey treehouse*
*furnishes it and paints walls purple, then covers wall with SP posters*
One more thing...
*creates extra room for dance parties and puts a deck on the roof with my hammock*
DONE!
Valkyrie, would you like to eat popcorn with me?
*shrugs* Probably from staring at a computer screen.
9:02 AM . . .
Hello??
8:02 pm...
YES! POPCORN!
I might possibly be leaving at 10 o'clock to walk down to church . . .
Hi lynxia!
Hi guys!
It's 1:06 AM here...
Hi Lynxia! I laughed so hard at the picture where I had killed everyone XD
Yeah, sorry I went so suddenly yesterday, my aunt switched my laptop off at the wall.
Hmm . . . I have an idea
*makes tuna mayo popcorn*
*spits it out*
Urgh! Tuna mayo popcorn is NOT a good idea . . .
But toffee popcorn is . . .
*munches toffee popcorn*
IT TASTES LIKE TOFFEE!
That was earlier for me... Not exactly yesterday... *checks time* Wait, no, I guess it WAS yesterday.
Sorry, val, for stealing your idea. But it was a good idea.
OH MY GOD TOFFEE TASTES LIKE TOFFEE?! WE HAVE TO PHONE DEREK AND THE NEWSPAPERS ABOUT THIS TOO!
I left suddenly last night because someone turned the network off. Although at first i was too busy laughing to notice. And it wasn't even funny. I think i really did go crazy.
How many people are still here?
WE SHOULD STEAL A HELICOPTER TO GET TO IRELAND! I KNOW STAELING IS BAD BUT THIS REALLY DOES MATTER!
I am here shadow!
And there is only one of me at the moment!
I want to change my profile pic
Mmmm . . . Tuna mayo . . .
Um, where did everybody GO????
If somebody doesn't cone on soon, i'll start talking to myself
Okay, you asked for it!
*spilts*
I died. *climbs out of coffin*
But I'm alive now. I think. *glances in the mirror*
Naw, I still look pretty dead. *looks closer* Wait, no, I always look like that.
Star5: mmm . . . Tuna mayo . . .
Star2: star, will you STOP going on about tuna mayo!
I'm just tired...
Star2: oh, hello val. So you ARE here
Star5: TUNA MAYO!
Sorry, I was on the phone to Frog.
Come to my amazing treehouse everyone.
Oh! Val, Lynxia, expect e-mails!
I'm tired too. It's almost 2 in the morning
Star2: oh, and lynxia's here too. Fancy that
Star5: no i don't, i fancy i tuna mayo sandwich
Love the story Shadow!
Thanks Sparky. Wrote it last night at some party my sister dragged me to.
Star2: we were on till 02:02 AM the night before last. We were tired. Last night, we were tired for a bit, but then we went hyper
Star5: TUNA MAYO!
Star2: STAR WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT TUNA MAYO! *attacks star5*
Star5: *fights other star*
Please merge Star.
*goes to Sparky's tree house* *brings peanut butter*
There's movie and shaggy carpets!
Oh, there is a rule.
No socks are allowed in my treehouse.
*grips carpet with toes*
Who couldn't love this sensation?
*pours self a glass of creaming soda*
Anyone?
Now, should we go bowling or watch a movie?
Did I mention that there is a lift in the tree trunk that takes us down to the bowling alley?
I may have forgotten to mention that...
Nah, we'll watch a movie.
What movie and check your e-mail.
1st
1st
Not a clue...
Maybe... Ferris Beullers Day Off?
Coolio, I'll get it ready while you dedicate the page.
*rummages through shelves of DVD's*
It's around here somewhere...
*grumbles*
I knew I should've alphabetized these...
I'm back! Did Eve leave?
Yeah.
*holds DVD in the air, triumphantly*
FOUND IT!!!
Aw, she didn't come back after dinner :(
I'll have to hither some other time.
what dvd are you watching?
Ferris Beullers Day Off...
*puts DVD in player*
Now where did I leave the remote...
Hmm... Dedication...
a) Derek Landy
b) All the people of Blogland
c) The followers of my blog
d) My friends here, Sparky, Star, Val, Robin, Flame, Zath... (and everyone else - you know who you are...)
e) Smosh
f) The Muppets
g) (Insert whatever you want here...)
Think that's everything...
SMOSH!
I learnt all the words in two days!
YOU'RE A GINGER WITH NO SOUL!
Smosh, ahaha. "WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU MEAN "MIME CONDOM"?"
Mime Win?
*filps couch over*
FOUND IT!!!
*picks up remote and puts the couch back*
Oh snap it's Ganondorf trying to jock out my style
Batman's cape? Linkon's beard? Were you dressed by a child?
Is everyone ready for the movie?
I have to go! I'm sorry!
Oh.
That's a no then.
Bye Shads!
Comment 2020!
Sorry, went and had a crazy conversation with my sister
Sorry, went and had a crazy conversation with my sister
Okay Star.
Ooh! I had a page partly dedicated to me!
And i have to go now . . . Church
Ready for the movie.
*jumps on couch and watches the blank screen*
*plays the movie*
Have you seen this one before?
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!
Heya Eve.
Mist, Eve, I just want to thank you guys again for not eavesdropping.
Yeah that's alright at least you two are okay now
What movie are we watching?
No problem, Sparky. Like I said to Flame...ah, never mind, I cant be bothered to type it out again.
*tackles Eve*
No idea!
*receives tackle* Hi Mist!
*screams at Eve like a madman*
*gets off and offers seat next to him on sofa*
Double post
*screams at mist like the crazy cat lady from the simpsons*
I'm going to lie in my hammock.
The movie is Ferris Beullers Day Off.
*plops self on sofa next to Mist*
Cool. Never heard of it. You sure love your hammock.
Just like Doctor Nye. DUN DUN DUUUN!!
I was tortured by Nye earlier today and now I can't get him out of my head.
However you're going to respond to that, NO.
Doctor Nye tried to kill Eve earlier. But I stopped him.
*pauses*
...I was also the one who got him to dissect her...
And then I stole all the weapons she hid in her hair.
Sorry, I stopped IT, not him.
Hello?
Yeah, and then he started rummaging through my hair. I hope you didn't steal anything, Mist.
Nye...
*sees Nye reach into Eve's hair*
*is about to get up but thinks better of it*
Eve can figure it out.
Mist, how old are you?
*shrugs and Sparky and stabs dagger into Nye's face*
Be grateful, Eve.
12, Eve. But almost 13.
Now you have to tell me, you never told me if I was right or wrong last time.
*at Sparky, not and
What are you looking for, Nye? Are you looking for my fist? Cause it's right HERE. *punches Nye*
*smiles to self*
This time yesterday Flame was begging me to tell him what the surprise was...
Thanks, Mist. I was hoping I could find out how old everyone else was before I revealed my age. But I think I know how old everyone is now so....
Ah yes. And then the proposal
Hm okay. So how old did you think I was?
13.
Cool. Yeah, I'm twelve, so you were close.
HAH!
I thought you were twelve!
Ah, good. I thought you might be twelve but some people have their birthdays earlier in the year so.
*voice trails off*
*mutters something softly*
So did Lynxia. I think it was Gab who thought i was 13/14
What was that, Mist?
Eve...
...Um...
I think I'm going to turn in.
Night guys!
Um...?
Bye Sparky.
Bye Sparky!
*waits for Eve to say something else*
Fine. When's your birthday?
August. 9th.
Dammit. You're a month older than me.
...
...Um...
*swallows*
What is it, Mist? Is something wrong?
No, nothing WRONG...
It's just...
*shifts in seat*
Then what is UP?
You can tell me. Cthulhu's not coming back
Mist?
Ah...You'd probably think I was so weird if I asked you anyways. Forget it.
*mumbles something to self about confidence*
Mist, I eat live chickens. Enough said. You can tell me.
It's not about TELLING you anything, it's about...asking...
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