In other news, Molly, your tale of woe concerning the author you have to have brunch with had me laughing. I can't wait to find out how the story ends.
In yet other news, I watched the final Sherlock tonight. Much better than last week's, thank God. A relentless plunge into second-guesses and secret plans. Liked it a LOT.
And in even MORE other news, five minutes ago I crossed the 20,000 word mark on Book 7. I don't think I've ever written this fast before. Looks like I'll have it done on time after all...
And to top it all off, here is some religious humour...
... some existential humour...
... and some cat humour...
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FROGGY'S COMING OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha i win!
im going! bye
I have returned...
I'll stay for a few moments
BOO!
Really just me?
Robin did you get my email, please don't be mad.
No I haven't hang on
Oh God.
Oh god what?
And she has left. God. I'm dumb.
I'm here, I'm reading your story
Did you get the dear Robin one?
Mhmm that was the 'Oh God.'
*strokes chin*
Might have guessed.
Mhmm... I love the story by the way.
Thanks.
Your email isn't coming through though.
Ah yes It has.
You like it? Alot of people do actually. *smiles*
Mhmm it's a clever incorporation of everything.
So... *shoves hands in pockets and sways back and forth*
Thank you. *sighs*
*pokes Robin*
You here?
I'm gonna slap a tree.
*slaps tree hard and fast, repeadatly.*
Hey, *grabs Flame's arm*
What did that tree ever do to you huh?
*climbs tree and nests there staring at the blank hole of blogland*
You can not leave without saying goodbye.
*waves at Flame*
I don't usually unless machinery dies
Nothing. *gestures to the world*
This did what it did to me. *settles back into tree admiring venus alined with the moon.*
Forgot to refresh.
Forgot to refresh.
Forgot to refresh.
Forgot to refresh.
Forgot to refresh.
*nods*
You forgot to refresh.
*nods*
You forgot to refresh.
Yep. *shrugs hopping down from tree*
*walks to lake*
*stares into lake*
*skims stones*
Ugh. Screw this.
*makes drawing in tree*
*glances at Robin*
*continues what hes doing*
*working really fast*
Ah.
*bleeding finger, shrugs carries on*
*glances again*
*sighs*
*disappears*
*cheerful sarcasm* BYE!
*reveals intricate Robin and Lightning design*
Win.
*grins*
*reapears holding bandages*
*grabs Robin's finger and wraps a bandage around it*
Be careful.
*walks back to lake, dives in*
*raises eyebrow*
What's that suppose to mean?
*realises she was saying bye to me cheerfully*
*glares*
I don't like bleeding it's annoying - sue me.
*mutters*
*backstrokes out further*
Whats the point?
*hums*
The point in bleeding? I don't know.
Heya Crys
Not that- it doesn't matter.
Crystal!!!!!!!! *hugs his blog~ sister*
I hate swimming
*Jumps up and down crazily*
*Tackles Flame into a bear hug*
I haven't talked to you in ages!!
HELLO!
I asked my science teahcer if I could have a finger if she chopped one off. She said yes.
you worry me Val
Oh I love it! *swims just to annoy Robin*
*hugs crystal tightly!*
I've only came back on.. Pink was the same, she wanted to know where you were, so we could be together.
*smiles* someone does care.
VALKYRIE V. CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!!!!
*tackles her*
*mutters about guilt trips*
*smiles at Flame*
I worry you? Awesome. Me and Amanda asked the teacher if she had any immediately, and she said we'd have to wait a few days, then we said, "Wait? But we need the fingers to make gloves for winter!" XD
*is tempted to give her the finger*
*tackles Flame*
IF YOU BLOODY DARE!!!
*grins* good
Val that is just plain odd and gross
Val, I also worry about you and Amanda. And Amandas cat.
*shoves sparky into lake*
*grabs val and pushes against tree*
Y'know I was wondering how a certain story of mine got in the possession of Miss Sparky BRAGINSKI??? Thought It might have something to do with you...
*runs up to Sparky and uses energy to dry her off*
Val, I know you don't need protection, but I also don't want you to get in trouble for something I caused.
Crys! This is probably going to turn out a three in one fight.
I would like if you took my side so it is 3 v 2
*dives at Flame, pins him to the ground and punches his face repeatedly*
Thank you Robin.
I'm just going to watch thank you very much.
*Gets popcorn and sits on a comfy armchair*
*burns her face where it is already sunburned*
*clamps hands in her ears and she is suddenly flying toward a tree.*
*is on a horse*
No problem
*watches sparky fly through the tree trunk*
It feels good to be able to hit someone after my hippy phase
*growls and stands up, pulling out Makhaira*
I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
*makes electricity crackle around fists and punches him in the gut, send him backwards a step, then shocks him to the ground, then kicks his ribs*
Hey Crys?
Yesss??
HELLO AGAIN!
Flame, I'm reading your story thingy....
*sheilds Val*
STAY AWAY FROM HER.
You any good with horses?
No promises..
*grabs sparky and stabs her repeatedly with shadows*
*blocks with sleeves and gets up, pulls out sword and drives it through Flame's thigh*
Well, I'll be clear with you here, No.
And I'm also tired.
Wheee! Sparky's my human shield!
*kicks sparky away*
*pulls her sword from tigh and draws machete. Attacks, swinging both of them wildly*
*glares at robin*
Brilliant
*dismounts pats horses nose*
WAIT! Why does Flame want to kill me?! WHAT'S GOING ON?
HELP WOULD BE APPERICIATED VAL.
*punches Flame's chin*
Crystal, be a dear and help, I have a feeling Robin is going to kill me...
*kicks Flame in the face* Why am I kicking him?
HE STOLE MY SWORD.
*slams fist into ground, throwing everyone off their feet and grabs Makhaira out of Flame's hand, and then stomps on his wrist*
*burns Sparky's hair off*
You cannot just let me kill val?
Oh but I hate taking sides!
Damn.
I'm just standing here with my horse *looks indignant*
*shrieks*
MY HAIR!!!
*screeches and drives Flame's machete through his own chest*
*growls*
*looks down*
I think I may have killed him. Oops.
YOU CAN'T JUST KILL ME! *smacks Flame in the face* YOU CANNOT KILL ME! AHLALALALALA! *gets Ivy to pull his head off*
Too late Val.
*feels like hurting everyone*
*screams*
ENOUGH!
*slices arms through arms*
*walks to tree and climbs*
*counts to ten and breathes softly*
*listens to 'walk' by foo fighters*
*sits on the floor humming*
*Has no idea whats going on*
YOU STARTED IT FLAME!
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO HAD TO FREAK OUT ABOUT VAL SENDING ME THE STORY!
*crosses arms*
I'm listening to Ignorance by Paramore just thoguht I'd let you know *glances at Flame*
I'm listening to Ignorance by Paramore just thoguht I'd let you know *glances at Flame*
And it wasn't Val's idea. I asked her too.
TWO?! *cremates laptop*
In my defence, I only sent it to Sparky so that your story, Flame, could be read more often. I wouldn't have sent it if it wasn't really good.
I was interested in someone else's writing.
IS THAT SO BAD?
*I'm listening to fuck you*
The original version if 'forget you'
That was dericted at Robin. Btw.
And I don't care at the minute, I have bigger fish to fry.
Hey Amanda!
Anyone here.
Sorry for being a doorknob.
*stops*
*climbs in tree and stares at the sky*
I am listening to Florence and the Machine
Hi Amanda! *waves* long time no see!!
Hey Amanda (whisper whisper)
I'm going to kill you bella!!!!!!!!!!! >:-( >:-(
I'm going to kill you bella!!!!!!!!!!! >:-( >:-(
1st.
1st.
1st.
I love 'shake it out'
Obviously, Flame *smiles*
Taylor Swift - Picture to burn
First.
Oh first!
I dedicate to everyone 'cept Robin..
1ST
That was mean Flame.
well i was off by a few comments..
Flame thats mean! I order you to dedicate to Robin too!
Hi flame!!
No. I. Wont. I. Can't. And. I. Shan't.
No guys. It's fine he can play that game.
Psst. Everyone. Amanda is wearing pants.
Oh sorry hi Amanda!
*raises eyebrow*
I don't care anymore. I'm hated enough around here, so why not just leave forever? *shrugs* I'll do that.
Bye guys.
DON'T GO!
hey every one in wearing paaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttttsssssssssss!!!!!!! :D :D:D
Why hasn't Derek doone a new post yet? Its been ages!!!!!!!!
Go on then. Leave.
trousers xD
FLAME PHOENIX IF YOU LEAVE I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!
NOW STOP FEELING SORRRY FOR YOURSELF AND GET BACK HERE NOW!
And Robin. I. Hate. You.
And Robin. I. Hate. You.
What is up with Robin and Flame? I mean, yeah, you guys were going to get blog-married or whatever, but can't you be nice to each other? Just forget about it. Be nice to each other, for God's sake.
Good *cheerful smile*
Apparently not, Val
Val, I have tried, I have really tried.
Now this time I'm going.
Well, to be honest, it's annoying. No hating allowed. (I just made that rule up).
Playing God Paramore.
God I love Paramore
It is annoying and silly. And childish.
*mutters something about broken loyalities*
*walks on pier, and sits down, ignores everyone.*
*starts writing*
But but but but
*looks at Flame and shrugs* It's better than leaving.
*hums*
HEY ANYONE WANT A MUFFIN?
*gets bored*
*throws pen and paper into water*
Wanna hear what i had?
*thinks* Is talking to myslef when I'm with other people a bad thing? Yes, yes it is. No it's not. You asked a question, I gave my opinion. Well, I didn't want your opinion. Too bad. SHUT UP!
And of course, I end up talking to myself again.
Give me all your$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Derek landy
Derek landy
Do you take ££££
I'm actually so bored right now.
I have deceided to go.
Bye!'
Heller
how many do you have robin
Many what?
Wh wh wh where wolves
monies
Lots of monies Amanda *evil grin* Lots and lots and lots
Gohst
And when you give Amanda monies, I'll just break in and steal them. *smiles like a psycho*
I no give Amanda monies *horrified*
Awwwww...
I hate you valkyrie
Hey Guys!
Ooooh,how sweet. My best friend hates me. *strangles Amanda* MY HANDS ARE HUGGING YOUR NECK!
Why do you change your name?
LOL Val
I may or may not be here
No, I'm not Flame. I'm his cousin. I always wanted a blogger profile, but didn't know how to set one up, he text me and said I could have it.
He also told me to change the name and password.
Right.
Kay eve.
Hello, Eve. *hides blood*
Hi
He also told me, to tell Robin this....
Tell Robin I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say what I said. And also to everyone else of the way he acted. He apologises with utmost sincerity.
Thy must be you.
Indeed *raises eyebrow*
What does that mean? The * thingies?
I...think I'm here...
Dude, have you never read the blog before?
It's what we're doing, because you can't see us. *eats live chicken*
Not the comments....
Hey Eve... Maybe
Hey Eve, guess what? Amanda's crazy. *has a crazy people party*
You'll figure it out soon enough
Eve, what a strange thing to do, eating a live chicken.
Indeed.
HI AMANDA! *leaps onto Amanda and starts sampling blood*
Get away from me!!!
*watches Amanda's blood be sampled* I WARNED YOU ABOUT EVE!
What do you do for fun here?
And may I be so bold? What did my cousin do that he apologised for?
I do it all the time. *eats live chicken*
I have to go now night GUYS!
Read back, stop acting oddly victorian it's creepy.
*steals Eve's chickens* I'll burn these if you don't give my blood back!!!
Night Crys
Well, I waste my time eating live chickens, sampling blood, and participating in the banana fest and I don't even know what that is.
Me? Why? Am I acting creepy?
Bye person who I didn't even know was here!
Okay, okay! *gives blood back* No biggie!
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