The Blog is Odd. It's started misbehaving, and I don't know why. I know my Minions have broken the internet before, but even I don't think this is (entirely) your fault. I will ask my publishers to look into it on Monday.
In other news, Molly, your tale of woe concerning the author you have to have brunch with had me laughing. I can't wait to find out how the story ends.
In yet other news, I watched the final Sherlock tonight. Much better than last week's, thank God. A relentless plunge into second-guesses and secret plans. Liked it a LOT.
And in even MORE other news, five minutes ago I crossed the 20,000 word mark on Book 7. I don't think I've ever written this fast before. Looks like I'll have it done on time after all...
And to top it all off, here is some religious humour...
... some existential humour...
... and some cat humour...
Monday, January 16, 2012
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«Oldest ‹Older 4001 – 4200 of 4696 Newer› Newest»Star2: i'll have one star
Star5: *passes star2 tuna mayo sandwich* here you go star
Star2: mmmm . . . Tuna mayo . . . Nom nom nom . . .
No thanks, Star
Star5: that's okay zathract. More for me and star!
Star2: i love tuna mayo
Star5: me too star
Star5: hey . . . It's 10:48 PM . . .
Star2: *nom nom nom*
It's 9:41 am...
*51
Star2: *finishs sandwich and looks around* did sparky go?
Star5: *nom nom nom* no idea *nom nom nom*
1st!!
1st!!
1st!!
1st!!
1st!!
1st!!
1st!!
1st!!
No, Sparky is to busy smiling to comment.
*smiles, flashing teeth*
1st
1st
1st
1st
WRONG HUNDRED DUNDERHEAD.
And I think that we should stop multi posting to get first.
See Sparky? I could tell!
Star5: cool!
Star2: do you live in australia or summat?
Star5: because we're in england . . .
Yeah, me , Sparky, Nix, Izz and a few others are in aus.
Eve.
Star5: i know sparky lives in australia . . .
Star2: you're right sparky. It just wastes space
Star5: and you don't?
Star2: good point
...huh?
Eve lives in Oz.
Oh yes, Eve too
And Val's in Washington . That's all I know
Star2: shadow and rim live in england
Brb
Flame is Irish.
Star5: and amanda lives near val!
Star2: duh
Back. Wow, Flame's Irish? Awesome.
Star2: red lives in israel. She reckons she's derek's only israeli minion.
Star5: i reckon she is too.
Star2: and i do as well
Valice is German.
ATB and Kal are American.
Octa and Pyro are Irish I think.
Shut up, Star5
...hello?
Star5: acacia's german i think
Star2: i think that too
Star5: and florence is english
Star2: and nicolette lives in engkand and well
Star5: and sarthacus is scotish i think
Star2: (we're reading our way through the 2010 comments:)
Star5: (yeah we are so sad)
Still here, I'm just writing.
Im american... USA!... USA!... USA!... USA!... USA!...
Acacia's Aussie.
*scowls at Jakro*
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!
(Zath, your go)
Oi, Oi, Oi!!!
*high-fives Zath*
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!
OI, OI, OI!!!!!!!!!!!
Star5: what???? Why me???
Star2: the sparrow flies south for winter *punches zathract* i'm the only one allowed to tell my sister to shut up when she didn't do anything!
Star5: thanks star . . . And.since when are we sisters?
Star2: i decided were, just now
Star5: cool! My real live sister might be jealous though . . .
Star5: yeah she might
*hits ameriminion*
*pumps fist in the air*
AUSIE!!
Star5: hey, everyone! Ne and star just decided,we were sister's
Star2: *hi-fives star5*
AUSTRALIA FOREVER!!!!!!!!
I saw...
"THE SPARROW FLIES NORTH FOR SUMMER"
Slices zathract with hidden sword "VAL!!!!!!!!! HELP ME" USA USA USA
Eve needs to get on and join in.
LLAMAS!
ATTACK STARS 2&5!!!
Line up too get an apple!!!
*feeds each Llama an apple as they walk past me*
You guys, I'm on an itouch, I can tyPe fast enough to battle.
APPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meow
Star2: star! Stop making spelling mistakes!
Star5: it's not me it's the tiny kepad!
Star2: oh yeah? Sisters with an apostrophe is the tiny keypad?
Star5: . . . Okay. That one was me
*leaps over flaming vat of ice cream* "THE TREASURE BE MINNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Star5: nooo! Superllamas!
Star2: quick star. We should merge
Star5: *sighs* i'll miss you
Star5: and i'll miss you
*merges*
Okay superllamas! Bring it on!
Wow it feels so weird now i'm one person again. The screen even feels bigger. You know when you play mario kart with two players, and then you play it on your own? It feel like that
I gtg be back in an hour or do.
BYE!!!
I gtg be back in an hour or do.
BYE!!!
Okay Star, I actually think you've gone insane.
Bye Zath.
Uh - where did everybody go?
die llamas DIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody stopped talking because the Superllamas are about to collectively stand on you Star.
Oh there you all are!
Bye zathract!
I know sparky. I went insane a long time ago
go team EDWARD!!!!!!!!
GO TEAM GHASTLY!!!!
go team... USA USA USA USA USA USA
NEW ZEA-USA!!! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
*shocks Jakro*
Shut up.
Sorry for not commemting - unfortunately my network connection died at rhe about the same time that i died:(
*BLOCKS WITH KAMAS* *shocks sparky with lightning*
KRAKATOA!!!!!
*sends twin streams of electricity into the air*
I have no idea why I did that, but it was FUN!
But anyway . . .
*runs away from llamas*
I'm alive!
*looks at Jakro and giggles*
I only get shocked when I'm wet.
*gets out millions of knives* - (ha i was prepared!) - *and starts chopping llama's heads off*
*covers sparky with moisture from air* ha ha ha *shoots sparky with lightning*
*smiles*
When I wet everything backfires on the person who attacks me.
I shock myself.
*gets dried*
Tada!
ah, but you forgot that I have complete control over the lightning.
*bob appears behind sparky and stabs them* Mwahahahahaha!
*ignores the llamas and runs to help sparky*
*the llamas that i was ignoring capture me and start licking me*
But people always say if you ignore nasty people they'll leave you alone!
Llamas, leave Star alone.
Jakro, what exactly is your discipline of magic?
Thank you llamas
*llamas bow down to Ameriminion*
*eventually escapes but has no weapons and is practically invisible because i have disolced so much*
Read the friggin story:
https://docs.google.com/open?id=0BzFUmjQF050kOTYxOWYzOWYtYzBkYS00MDNkLWEwYzctMTQ3ODc4MGJlODZi
And why is everyone calling me Jakro???
... elemental
Yay! Thank you sparky!:D
*llamas leave me alone*
*drinks cranberry juice and stoos disolving*
Yes, I am an Adept.
With Electricity.
*sticks out tongue*
10 minutes until midnight!
9!
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! LEGEND OF LINK!!!
Oh yeah i'm not meant to be counting and stuff . . .
8!
And now 7!
I GOT THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE BITCH! SO YOU'D BETTER LISTEN!!!
6!
It's the fi-nal count-down . . .
Actually, scrap that:
It's the mid-night count-down . . .
5!
4!
1st?
NO, BAD STAR!
BAD, BAD, BAD!
Oh no . . . Sorry . . . I am BLIND . . .
3!
NO MORE MULTIPOSTING!
DO IT THE OLD FASHION WAY.
POST USELESSLY UNTIL YOU GET FIRST!
YES! BAD STAR!!!! BAD BAD BAD!!!!!
2!
LIKE THIS!
CAUSE I WANT FIRST!!!
FIRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VERY MUCH!!!
1!
first
*smiles*
Cause I'm cool like that.
0! Woo-hoo! It's midnight! *throws confetti*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can hear our clock on the wall that dings dinging . . . And our gramdfather clock donging . . .
In our house, you can't hear the TV at the hour mark because of the clocks dinging and donging.
.
I figured out how to get first next time
How?
Anyway. It's midnight. *hands out cookies*
Why the hell would i tell you?!?!!?!?!?!?!
Flame will be back within the half hour.
*smiles*
COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes! Cookies! Yum!
Earlier on me and val had a crazy conversation about some cookies and how they tasted like cookies
when will val finish chapter 7!?!?!?!?!?!
When she finishes it.
I hope i don't end up staying on here till 02:02 in the morning again . . .
tell her to HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!
*yawns
*is tired*
Hey guys... check this out
*splits into Jakro and David*
"hey david"
"hey Jakro"
ULTIMATE!!!!!!!!
SPLITTING WAS MY IDEA!!!!!!!!
*is sleepy again*
Mmmmm . . .
"where are we going now jakro?"
"to arrest some weird Australian sorcerer."
"what's their name?"
"I dunno... somthing strangi like Sparko Braginstine."
"odd"
"yes david, very odd indeed"
*blinks and yawns*
*rolls eyes*
I'd kick you but I can't be bothered.
Super Llamas, you have a new target.
Attack Jakro and David.
Hi my love
Llamas! dont make me hire Donald Trump to fire you
*llamas hesitate. david and jakro giggle*
Now that is a face I like to see.
*kisses Flame and smiles at him*
Ooh!
The superllamas are on my side for once!
*snuggles down into duvet*
flame's back
come on you guys... no PDA's on the blog... EWWWWWWWW
Hi flame . . .
*yawns and sighs sleepily*
How come you're on this late? Sensible people would by asleep by now.
*snuggles down deeper into duvet*
its 4:30
*kisse sparky back*
Hello
*eyes close tiredly for a moment*
It's 00:23 AM
*yawns*
It's 00:23 AM
*yawns*
Sensible people?
Well I just got engaged so, yeah, imma stay awhile.
Flame, do you like the ring?
I love it.
But not as much as you.
*kisses her again*
And did you say you found my skype account?
Damn . . . Closed comment window . . .
*sighs sleepily*
Go to sleep star if you're that tired...
Yes I did.
I typed in your real name and Flame Phoenix came up.
I assume you're the same person, but I didn't request.
AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Wait . . . You two are engaged???
*wakes up a bit more*
I dedicate this page to the engagement between Flame and me.
*kisses him*
I love you.
Was it FlamePhoenix3?
That's my account.
*hugs her*
I read that email over and over in the car.
Yes we are Star.
As of this morning for me.
What is it ultimate?
*is starting to be sleepy again*
I thought it was your account.
STRANGE PEOPLE
Hello people.
Great dedication btw.
I reread your email multiple times on the way down in the car.
Hello Gab.
Cool sparky!
*feels wides awake for a moment*
That's great Flame.
*smiles*
*smiles back*
Oh and guess what?
I got so embarrassed earlier.
Hi gab . . .
. . . See i remembered . . .
*is sleepy again*
Mmmmmm . . .
Hello - derek needs to update us this is getting insane - like me... *sigh...*
what's happenin?
Mmmmm . . .
Oooh! Tuna mayo sandwiches!
*is wide awake because of laughing so hard at tuna mayo sandwiches*
Adults call this overtiredness! I call it insanity!
*is hyper*
Cos. My mother, thought it was a great idea to bring me and my cousins and my ain't and uncle to dinner to celebrate my b day as they wouldn't see me.
So we went out to a restaurant.
After the meal, the lights went off.
A small orb of light was coming my way carried bu a waiter, the whole restaurant started singing happy birthday and music played.
The waiter. Came over with a cake and I had to blow the candles out, but they wouldn't blow out and when thy did they relit.
So yeah. Then everyone clapped.
Aw.
*hugs Flame*
...............
Is it your birthday?
*hugs back*
I liked it though. Being with my family which o don't really see that often,
But anyway.
*pulls back and looks deep into her eyes*
Wednesday
Wednesday.
I'll be ready.
Will you?
Ha. *kissed her*
Oh and another thing.
What made you change your mind?
Watching ghost rider because it has a skeleton
I don't know.
It's like people asking me why I started to like you.
I don't know.
*smiles at him*
aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Hm.
*hugs her*
Guess it's all a mystery.
So, what date is your birthday?
sparko braginstine
WTF you on about ultimate.
8th of May.
Flame, how old are you turning on Wednesday?
"hey jakro"
"yeah david?"
"how will we get to australia?"
"with the amazing power of the internet."
"really?"
"no... we'll take a plane."
"oh"
"hey david, guess what."
"what?"
"I just set fire to 30,000 tuna mayo sandwiches."
"yay!!!!"
hello?
13.
And Pyro and Octa are English.
Nixion Strange.
*nods approvingly*
HA! I'm older than the "great Flame
No offence
How old are you ?
I am Great.
And so?
I'm greater than you.
*nods again*
*at the airport*
"all right jakro, lets go."
"why are you going to the terminal?"
"so we can get on the plane."
"but I didn't buy tickets."
"WHAT!!!!"
"I... Did... not... get... TICKETS!!!!!"
"then how will we get on the plane?"
"we'll have to be very, very sneaky."
*jakro charges towards terminal with gun*
He's 13.
im 14
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