Hypothetically, if a writer had to fill 16 pages in the back of a book with "extras"- like DVD extras but for, like, a book- then what should he fill those pages WITH?
An interview? A list of his influences? Deleted/discarded scenes? Something else?
Or maybe you'd just like 16 BLANK pages at the end of a book. You know, for your own doodling and such...
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No.
Please don't say Ashburton.
Clareville
Sparky, Phoenix chill out. *stands still half concealed by shadows*
Fine then.
*shrugs carelessy*
*slumps to the ground beside Robin* *puts arm around her*
Link to story:
http://www.news.com.au/world/hot-air-balloon-goes-down-in-nz/story-e6frfkyi-1226238701570?from=igoogle+gadget+compact+news_rss
*sits with Phoenix* *glances at Sparky*
The crash was in Wellington?
Did I do anything Robin?
Hmm.
*whispers silently to Robin*
We don't need them.
Can we stop the comments for a sec, cause I think we're stepping onto dangerous terrain at the moment.
*grins at Phoenix*
No Sparky, you're still amazing but I can't leave with you two at eachothers throats
North of Wellington.
Read the story. It mentions several places.
No, no we aren't
What Myth? Dangerous terrain?
He's paranoid. Just ignore him.
Okay, well I have to leave, farewell bloggers *hugs*
It's just what you said, Rob. Being at each others throats.
I'm paranoid. Ok whatever.
Bye Robin.
Myth, Izz have a cookie.
*smiles cheerily*
*tucks right into a giant cookie time*
Mmm tastes like live chicken.
Servus Robin.
Thank you Sparky. *takes cookie*
hmmmm.
*sets cookie aside, goes to fetch glass of milk*
Oh. Right.
Here, gave one of Japan's leftover cookies Flame.
*rolls eyes*
*comes back with milk*
Yum.
No thanks.
I'm good.
*takes out gameboy and starts playing it*
Did I just get eye rolled?
Yes, yes you did.
Oh, okay.
*go gets a unicorn*
Uh.. has everyone left?
No.
Get a profile picture.
*tries to jump on Izz's back, and falls right through her*
Aw...
That's harsh
Oh good. I was worried there for a sec. Hey, did you know that uncorn horns are purple?
Sparky.......
Why?
Wanna play truth or dare?
I'm up for it.
*gets up and dusts self off*
I forgot you were a ghost.
*jumps onto Myth's back*
Kind of hard Phoenix. But yeah ok.
Anyone else?
Attack, Corny!
Ok myth are you a boy or a girl?
*Protects crutch*
boy.
Ha. Nice Sparky. Next time give me warning and I wont be so insubstantial.
I'm in for T or D.
Ok yay there's 2 boys.
So Izz you start. Pick someone and then whatever they do they pick the next.
Ok.
Sparky. what do you say?
Maybe you could put some entries from the competition in,
Or you could do a 'about the author thing' or you could write random things about chickens
I say...
*thinks for a moment*
Dare.
Hi niamhb
hmmmmmm.
wait! how are we going to know the person has done what they're told?
...your're still on my back, Sparky
I dunno.
Do it virtually. Like jump in the lake of something
*gets of Myth's back*
*or
I suppose we don't. We'll just have to trust each other, which is kind of risky, but okay.
I got a good one!
Sparky. *dumps bucket of water on her head*
Try and shock Phoenix for suggesting we play this.
?
Hmm.
No
Why did you do that?
*touches Flame given him and me a rather severe electric shock*
Ow. Myth, Truth or Dare?
Sparks is wet. YAY!
Oh no. GOD FREAKiNG no
*hands myth a crotch protecter*
Put it on
...
I'm really awful at things like this...
*turns around for privacy and puts on the cup*
Well come on.
I know.
Will you dry me?
*slaps Myth giving both of us shock*
Nngaah. You get used to it.
Kallista!
*taps fingers on table*
Is that the question?
Yes, that was the question.
Uh.. okay *ziz*
*hands sparky a towel*
Ok, 0,o
*burns towel to a crisp*
Idiot. I shock everything I touch.
*sees Muth get out a fan*
And every PowerPoint in the room explodes.
I'll be right back
I'm leaving.
BYE!!!
Ok. Someone dare me.
*dries sparky*
haha!
This is fun.
DEREK YOU SHOULD FILL IT WITH MY FAN FIC WHERE YOU AND SKULDUGGERY AND VALKYRIE AND ME ARE JUST AT YOUR HOUSE, TALKING TO EACH OTHER, BEING HILARIOUS... YOU KNOW, THE ONE I POSTED ON MY BLOG...
Or you could, you know, fill the 16 pages with you telling me how great I am, and how I'm amazingly like Valkyrie...
Auf Wiedersehen Sparky!!
Ha. Dare me
*raises eyebrows at val*
Hm?
Val!
I think that's a great idea. Why don't you dare Phoenix?
i'm back, but not any more cos i'm going. sorry. bye.
VAL V!!!
*tackles hugs*
HOW ARE YOU???
*growls*
I need to go, I'll be back in an hour.
SERVUS!
Ha.
hhheeeyyy yall
Servus Sparky!
bye sparky hey guys
DON'T GO SPARKY, THEN I'LLL BE STUCK HERE WITH PHOENIX WITHOUT YOU ON MY SIDE! *glances at Phoenix* And everyone knows that's hell...
Maybe you could put your second favourites for the character competition (please be me) or your greatest fans (ME, ME!!!)
Hi taz.
So tod gone out the window huh?
You know what would be good. FAQ in those 16 pages. Direct from this blog. Like: What would happen if a vanpire bit a dog and made a dog vampire?
hi flame changed ur name
watshud i all u now????
hi val
Oh that's nice.
And on that note ( as I'm not wanted) I'm leaving
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO READ THE FANFICTIONS??????????
Flames still good.
ilike deleted scenes
Whoa. Overload of people...
alright cool i call u flame den
And val? *kicks her*
so how u been doin i havent beenon 4 a while
I'm good. U?
*remembers first time u were on*
Ha good times, back then we were ALL friends
*glares at sparky and Val*
WTF is wrong with me all of a sudden?
you could make a "scap book" of who ever is killed in the book. Hypothetically.
What about me, Phoenix?
*steps in front of Val*
I think we need to be a bit more friendly. hm?
im good thanks
ha lol wats goin on now
Hey, everytime I'm on, Phoenix, you're a jerk to me, so I like Sparky to be on my side, because everyone else chooses yours. That's my only issue.
So, how is everyone?
*smiles sweetly*
Everything
...
And Derek you maybe put in biods of all the characters, or maybe pick minions and get them to write a short story or something.. And include them
Fine Val. Just fine.
I was wondering something...
When have I been a jerk to you?
Like for freaks sake, you start on me half the time. Sparky and you,,
Everyones against me on here. Nobody chooses sides val. They just play the game. Like jeez it's a bit of harmless role-play.
Do you have a Skulduggery Pleasant watch?
*thinks for a moment, then grins* I bet I could convince a few of my teachers to call me Valkyrie... That would be awesome...
You strike me as the sort of fan who would.
My mother said that when I'm getting my room painted I could get little paintings of sp and the gang painted on
im good val
gtg soz
peace out
*trow smoke bomb den i disappear*
poof
That would be cool.
When I get a car. I want Skulduggery on the roof. Or at least a skeleton in a suit with a gun...
So who's on?
*glares at Phoenix* Everytime there's a conflict between us, everyone fights on your side, whether it's an arguement or a Blog battle thing. No one supports me.
Val. Please.
Yeah. Dunno if I will though.
It's like kinda, I dunno, nerdish as such
KALLISTA. Could you PLEASE look at my poem on my blog??? It's also a dedication to the Golden God.
Yes they do. A load of people do.
*glares back hard*
It's not nerdish. It's super-fandom
*glares at Izz also*
You know, I think I might be in a bad mood or something. Probably because the second I got to school I had to run as fast as I could for eight minutes straight...
Yes, but will people outside the sp world think that?
Why?
*ignores glare*
I hate running.
So do you have a watch?
No they wouldn't. they would think: "oh my god that skeleton is so cool!"
No, I don't have a watch, but I have a clock. I have a picture of it posted from my party post.
Maybe...
I see.
My watch run out of battery power.
here's what you do, Derek. 3 pages for random doodling, ONLY as long as you get at least 500 people the make a big promise to you that they will doodle ONLY skulduggery things and then send pics of at least one to you. Maybe you can make a contest out of that... just an idea, and it would have to be for AmeriMinions too, because I'M and AmeriMinion, (I used to be MooGirl, but I finally got around to changing it), also, you could fill up the other 13 pages with an interview with Skul-Man and maybe sme discarded scenes of yours. I know, lots of ideas for only sixteen pages, but consider... please? oh yeah, and HI! how are your pets? (heh heh)
Ibk 4 a bit so flame u an val made a truce yet???
Has everyone died or something?
Not yet.
Brb
It seems as though they have
Wow, almost at the new post
Unless I've gotten the count wrong...
Ok I guess u guys haven't made a truce
Yes, Izz, I'm dead. Dead with boredom, that is.
Derek: You should definitely put in deleted scenes :D Like, small filler scenes inbetween books or battles and other things we never got to see. Or a breif glimpse of what the dimension Skulduggery was trapped inside was like when he first arrived. That'd be awesome *-*
KALLISTAAAA
'ELLO :D
I spelt brief wrong.
Curses.
16 pages, eh?
1) Questions asked by your awesome Minions w/ answers of course.
2) Random Skulduggery doodles by YOU and some other random fans.
3) Extremely short snippets of short stories from your amazingly awesome Minions.
4) SKULDUGGERY GAME!!!
5) 'Behind the Scenes' Skulduggery Pleasant (like snippets and such of how Skulduggery came to be)
I suggest Option 2 and 3. Just saying...
(>^.^)>Kimber<(^.^<)
ALMOST AT 1000
OMFG
If it is almost new post then...
1st
I'm playing truth or dare with my friend I'll be slow replies
I'm dead too Val. just not in the same way.
1000th post *-*
Serious life goal achieved there ;L
1st
Derek, you must put Octa's poem in :D
Well, I finally found out the answer to the word problem. Got it completely wrong but at least I know the answer. :/
Well, that attempt at first was slightly late...
Yo I gt sik timin soz val
I dedicate dis page 2 derek an all my friends on dis blog thing
Well. Hi.
@ pandora who got da 1000 post thing
*sighs and bashes head into the wall* I'm so bored... I need to do something...
I'm back
Hello Val V.
How are you?
She's dead or something.
Wb flame
Dont worry pandora I figured it well done on da 1000 post thingybob
I'm bored too. But i can't be bothered doing anything.
It's a miracle I'm even here.
Yep, I'm dead or something.
I like being dead.
Lol sik answer flame
so wat shall we do fight aliens or summat
No zombies
I already checked my email earlier...
*nod*
*glances at val*
u mad?
Were did emails cum from?
Mad? I don't think so. I'm just not happy.
Cheer up val ur usually not this down
Oh so your sad?
They are emailing.
Lion, Flame, she isn't sad and she isn't angry and she isn't happy.
She is in the grey in-between area, which is where I am also at the moment.
So stop badgering her.
Oh good
? Ok. But I was going to try cheer her up.
I'm not sad. I'm bored.
And maybe, she doesn't particularly feel like doing this at the moment.
Let her do what she wants, trying to change someones mood makes them angry.
Ok, jeez. I try to do a nice thing and I'm slammed down.
Now I know where I stand
ok idont get it grey in between I always thought grey wuz a colour
Guess I was wrong (lol just kiddin)
I wanna fight sum aliens *picks up 10 bazookas at once *
Any 1 wanna join
Not really taz
My mum is googling 'Sparky Braginski'.
It's scaring me slightly.
Oh god. Yor blogger profile willcome up.
If you google 'Derek Landy's Blog' and go to images there's a picture from my party there.
Aww but why how cumz every 1 is actin all sad an grey or dark blue or summut*sits down an crys*
Im kinda bored now
I like to leave the aliens alone...
It did. I am thoroughly terrified.
G'day, my Aussie friends!
Kia ora, my New Zealand friends!
I am back!
I'm bored...
Why wAT happens if ur mum finds u have a blog profile
I did check my email.
Nothing.
It's just making me anxious.
Hello?
Hehe.
And I'm *shudders* disgusted
My friend dared my ptherfriend to get naked. We are all boys.
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