Hypothetically, if a writer had to fill 16 pages in the back of a book with "extras"- like DVD extras but for, like, a book- then what should he fill those pages WITH?
An interview? A list of his influences? Deleted/discarded scenes? Something else?
Or maybe you'd just like 16 BLANK pages at the end of a book. You know, for your own doodling and such...
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 4811 Newer› Newest»STOP! For God's sake! I hate fire. *pulls out sniper rifle and fires three rounds at all enemies*
*pulls it out*
You are still in the lake..
And dragona I cut your head off
My sword-armor won't allow you to slice me in half you know...
*breaks free of Shadows and kicks Pheonix repeatedly, with a few punches thrown in aswell, just for good measure*
*walks in front of the bullets so they richoshe of him and hit Shadow instead*
*continues to shoot. Gets Dragona *below the belt'*
Oops, not!
Phoenix - you need to read my blog. You can't slice Cabader's head off... in fact you can't harm him at all. :P
*dissapears in a flurry of shadows*
*returns with my little armed of fire warriors*
Maybe about 500
*armour returns to sword form, and she slices Phoenix's head of expertly. Also, Phoenix, I just realised I've been spelling your name wrong this whole time! :P
*bullets ricoshe again and hit Shadow instead*
*advances towards the fire warriors*
*dashes close to Shadow, her hand brushes the sniper rifle, and it turns into a cheap plastic toy*
*clouds shadows and runs at Incan*
Swine!
*fires punches like there's no tomorrow!
*is beaten back by SHoadow's puches, then pulls out a small knife, which grows into a long sword, and swings it around at Shadow's hands*
Those warriors are like cleavers and can't be killed.. Only maimed...
Hehe
*steals Yorkshire pudding and heals head*
*knocks Shadow down, surrounded with her sword-armour, and throws a metal-covered fist in his face*
*grins* Those Yorkshire Puddings ain't always good you know, Pheonix...
DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!!DEREK!!!!! you MUST add like another extra story like you did at the end of Scepter of the Ancients because it could most possibly be one of the many best things you will ever do! the story in the Scepter of the Ancients had me laughing for ever! i was in tears it was so funny! you gotta fill those 16 pages with something like that because weell....ummm YOU JUST HAVE TO!!! PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!
from your devoted American fan
_Skulgirl13
*closes eyes and splays hands, thousands upon thousands of Shadow Warriors rise from the ground*
Fight and WIN!
*they attack*
Hey Kal! Hey Skulgirl13!
*cuts someone's head off with her sword*
*slaps taia*
*Phoenix disintegrates*
... you don't think I'd have any safeguards against intruders, did you? :P
*raises hands at the fire warriors and they burst into flames - a higher heat than they can handle*
*as some come near, starts smashing their heads in with only his fists*
Yay!!
Loads more of my warriors appear!
Fight and kill!!!
*Shadow Warriors join Fire ones in the assault*
HEY! No slapping! That's not nice! *cuts Phoenix's hands off* YOu brought that on yourself, you know :P
Ha I still have the pudding
*heals hands*
*walks in, scowling rather hard at the blog post*
Doodle pages? You actually think I would DRAW on a SP book?
You crazy.
Excuse me, please... allow me.
*turns into Emit Sargo - another one of his OCs*
*raises hands at the flame warrior army, then there's a white flash, and they all disappear*
Sparky you are on our side...
Sparky! You're on mine and Flame's team!
*tilts head* Where'd Ican go? *searches around for her, tearing warriors up as she goes*
*shadow army advances on Dragona*
*struggle out of the lake* Hi.. That's a deep lake.
*Phoenix disintegrates again, then waves a hand and the magic yorkshire pudding returns to him*
Phoenix! The Pudding only works for people Dragona WANTS it to... Or something like that, anyway...
Now that's xheating
*turns into Kurt Quezac*
*takes out two hand guns and starts firing expertly*
*pushes Incan back in lake and sends shadows to trap her down there*
*touches one of the trees, which morphs into a catuapult*
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to turn the shadow warriors into light warriors that are on his team*
*light warriors start advancing on Shadow*
Ah. Ican, you're back! You still got your sword?
*looks around at fight*
*scowls at Flame*
I have no time for your quarrels Flame.
Have you noticed that every single time you come on, you have an 'epic battle' with someone? Because I have.
And I'm not on your team.
HELLO EVERYONE!
*sends shadows which turn them to original form*
*they advance back on Dragona*
Ha Phoenixs done for a while..
*shoots dragona straight through brain*
*Takes pudding and makes taia eat it*
*falls back into lake* grrr
*the sword she's holding shifts into a rising platform, and Incan erupts out of the water, zooming towards Shadow*
Please Sparky! If you don't fight I'll... I'll... I won't either!
Hm, maybe quotes? Or just blank pages. You know, so we can write our own quotes. Or something. Or write a short story. Another one. Put the Halloween story in. I dunno, you're the Golden God- think of something.
What are you fighting about anyway?
*touching that pudding won't be good for you, Phoenix*
*waves a hand at the shadow warriors and they disappear, and are dead*
Hi Ruby!
Good point. What are we fighting for Flame?
Yup! I'm good Taia!
*Her platform changes back into a sword and she crashes into Shadow*
I'm not going to fight.
No reason, Sparky. Just a random war of warriness... If that's a word...
Rubies on our team!
And sparky? I know cos I'm awesome like that!
And go to the last blog, I left a message for you, it's heartfeltish!
It's on the last page
*shoots her*
*changes back into Cabader before the bullet hits him* *Phoenix disintegrates again - and can't be healed*
*stands up and helps up Incan* I'm not fighting any more. Want some birthday cake! It's my birthday! *offers*
!shoves Shadow in front of her as a human shield from Kallista's wrath!
THEN STOP FIGHTING.
Blogland is a place for SP fans to come together, NOT TO HAVE WARS FOR THE SAKE IN HAVING WARS.
I am ashamed in all of you.
oh, um... *stand awkwardly* ok! sure, thanks Shadow. Happy Birthday!
LOL RUBY! ' I dunno, you're the Golden God- think of something. ' *laughs manically*
* catches marshmallow in mouth* Nice, again CAKE ANYONE?!?!?!?!
Happy Birthday Shadow.
*will listen to Sparky*
Guru Sparky! How did you get so smmmaaarrttt?
@Sparky - I think the original idea was the war would attract the Golden God's attention, so he would see our great ideas.
It hasn't worked so far.
Thank you. And as Birthday Girl I say we have a party!
*PARTY STUFF APPEARS*
LOL Kal *noms on the wrath of a mini-marshmallow*
Happy birthday Shadow! *throws a potato* There's your present! Enjoy!
... But fighting is FUUUUUNNNNN Sparky...
*puts her sword away again*
Pine, I've always been this smart.
*looks around, picks up a shiny rock, dusts it of and hold it out to Shadow* I didn't have time to find a good present, so here's a shiny rock! Happy Birthday!
CAKECAKECAKECAKECAKE! CAAAAKE!
Oh, and btw it wasn't sarcasm, Sparky. ^^
Wait, what? CAKE?
Some T.P. sketches of the characters... or a short story with sketches of the characters :D
Oh yeah! You're right Incan! THAT was why we were fighting...
*chant 'Derek Get Over Here Now Please' *
*cuts cake and throws slice to everyone* These presents are cool. I'll hang them from my bedroom ceiling like I do with everything else. e.g. acorns, my voodoo dolls... etc...
*nods at Ruby with a mouth full of cake* Yesh, is's Shadoh's birfday.
*swallows cake* Sorry.
*grabs Skulduggery and runs off*
*Returns moments later*
I'll be on and off, I need to start a Lab Report for Science (UGH.)
And that Skulduggery is mine, by the way. I need someone to keep me company as I write about growing synthetic crystals on rocks... Bleh.
You liked your potato? Well then, treasure it dearly, for it is one-of-a-kind... Well, I offered a similar one to Master Derek, actually... speaking of which *adds another potato to her offering*
*noms on cake*
Ewww, see you later Ruby.
*grabs a piece of cake and wanders over to Microsoft Word*
Are we stillfighting?
Have fun Ruby! Keep pie close but cake closer!
*decides Cabader is a useful OC to have*
Okay Ruby! Have fun! If that's possible under the circumstances...
nah Phoenix, we're eating cake. Come have some!
@Flame Maybe... FOOD FIGHT! *Throws cocktail sausage at Flame*
In 45 mins I shall move to my laptop.
Sadly, no, Phoenix. But we get cake instead! :D:D
No. It's not. *glares at format paper* I hate my science teacher.
Food fight? Please!
Yum!
*eats it*
But sadly no thanks..
Hmmm I think I shall move to mine too
*tries to throw a cocktail sausage at Shadow, but ends up throwing a cocktail stick instead*
Uh, Sorry...
Wait, Shadow, am I Flame?
@Taia S'OK. *Jumps in what's left in cake* This is fun!
I'm kinda confused, but here!
*chucks the remains of her cake at Shadow*
No I am
@Incan No Phoenix is Flame, that's his old name and I have to go! Bye! Birthday treat - theatre! Yes! *no sarcasm* Have fun! *hugs*
*blinks* I just realised how similar Ican and Ruby's pics are...
ooooh, I see now! See you later Shadow! Have fun! Happy Birthday!
Not really.
Aww... Byee Shadow! Have fun and happy brithday!
*tosses another potato as an extra present*
It's revers. Hers is a fire dragon on a black background, mine is a silhouette of a dragon with a fire background.
*reverse
pretty close, that's true Taia. It's all inverted. Her dragon is facing left, mine is facing right, her's is black with orange, mine is orange with black...
Ruby must be my doppelganger!!!
Aww... *hugs Kal* I'd give you a cake, but it'd be rather hard to get it to you :P
Bye shadow
Happe birday!!
And *slices my iPod in half*
Hand one half to her happy birthday!
awww... *hugs Kall too*
*glomps Incandesence*
<3 Twins? XD *chucks muffin at twin*
*nods* If you turned one around, and switched the colours...
*chucks leftover cake at Flame*
Food fights are acceptable.
*catches muffin and sniffs it* what kind is it?
Um, radioactive blueberry, I think... Maybe... But maybe not. I'm pretty sure I mopped it up before it got in the batter...
It'll be delicious. Either way.
I wish Robin were here
Kallista!!! *I'm Nicole*
*glomps*
radioactive?....
My favorite! *devours muffin half*
That's good, Kal. As long as you were (and are) happy :)
*sighs*
I'm so bored..
My dopey ex friends mother asked could he sleep over cos she wants to go out..
*annoyed*
1. Boil 26.0 oz. of water in a kettle. Do not allow much water to boil away.
I. Don't. Care.
*wipes muffin crumbs off her face*
So... what mad scheme will we try next to get the Golden God's attention?
*falls to floor laughing silently*
hmm... We could try the sacrifices again?
No, no, already done. Must be unique.
Lol, sorry to hear the Phoenix.
Ruby - what? why.. oh this is for your science thing, right?
Am...
Maybe kidnapping sparky?
Hello! Well done Sparky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't been on for six days (I counted) I have missed so much! :)
*glances at Sparky* She's a little busy laughing right now.
hi there Crystal!
Oh and sparky? Or ms. TETCH
*dives at Flame and somehow manages to shock his tongue*
Can't talk anymore.
We should... Hm. Write a series of poems about the Golden God and SKP? And post them over and over?
Kallista's got that one down me thinks :) But that IS a good idea - or little stories on how he saves the day and what not.
Hey Crystal!
oh but I can..
Mrs. Tetch.Mrs. TetchMrs. TetchMrs. TetchMrs. TetchMrs. Tetch.Mrs. Tetch.Mrs. TetchMrs. TetchMrs. TetchMrs. TetchMrs. Tetch.
Hi crys!
THAT IS NOT FUNNY FLAME.
JERVIS IS A GIRL.
I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED TO ANY ONE!!!
Oh....
*laughs*
It makes all the more funnier
*watches Sparky and Phoenix, faintly amused*
I have no idea, but I don't want to know.
BUT IT ISN'T FUNNY!
*starts banging head against wall*
WHY CAN NO ONE EVER TELL WHEN I'M BEING SERIOUS?!?!?!
I'm not laughing at you! I'm just think it's funny how you and Phoenix... interact? I'm not sure if that's the right word.
*whispers* Me Neither, Incan, I just go with the flow... :P
*grins evilly*
shall I? Or shan't I?
I won't! Anyways yor awesome sparks *tousled her hair*
I knew you were going to win!
Phoenix, please could you stop annoying Sparky? A joke is only funny if both sides are OK with it.
Can't stay! Bye!
SPARKS???
*kicks Flame's crotch*
No one, and I mean no one, calls me Sparks.
Byee Crystal!
later Crystal.
*glances over at Taia, and shugs helplessly*
Dragona jeez, you need to stop telling me that,
Half of the time it's everyone else against me!
And I'll brb..
*lies on her stomach and watches a beetle crawl around*
Are beetle supposed to be purple? 'cause I don't think they are.
Phoenix jeez, you need to stop annoying people :P and if I see people going against you while I'm on - yes I will stop them. I'd rather not have anyone annoyed. But all I've seen whilst you and I have been on here at the same time is you annoying people. I might be wrong, and there might be things happening whilst I'm not here... but all I've seen is you annoying people.
*shrugs* Maybe, Incan...
*smiles at her army of epic purple snails* ...Why didn't I use THEM in out battle? They're surprisingly good fighters, you know...
And I don't mean that in a bad way or anything - it's just what I've seen.
If anyone else calls me Sparks I will END YOU.
*cough*Sparks*cough*
*grabs Taia by throat*
Try me.
*walks in awkwardly and and watches everyone else from the shadows, wondering what the hell is going on*
Taia, that goes for you too. No annoying Sparky.
what? *looks innocent* I was pointing at that broken telephone wire... :P
Derek, fill the pages with 16 interviews with 16 different SP characters.
Thalia - LOL. Can you go on peace-keeper duty now? I have to go... ^^
Hey Thalia! I haven't seen you in aaaages!!
Ok, Sparky, will do. *salutes*
And Dragona, I think it's cool you're standing for other peeps like that. On Phoenix's behalf though, he wasn't doing annoying before, just stabbing people.
Ok, that sounds weird, but you know what I mean.
Gah... I g2g... Byeee! *hands out hugs, marshmallows and potatoes*
Hi Thalia! I don't think you really wanna know what's going honestly :P
*grins awkwardly*
Sure, Dragona, I can try. I might not be very, y'know, GOOD at it, but I can try!
*hugs everyone*
*lets go of Taia*
I don't need anyone's protection.
I can take care of myself.
Oh shoot, I need to go. Bye everyone! thanks for the fun times!
*picks up her little purple bug and walks off*
Bye Taia!
Incandesence - you're probably right :P
Incan, yeah, I know what you mean. And as I said - I'm only going on what I've seen. Phoenix was doing something which Sparky obviously didn't like... so I tried to stop it. That's all *shrugs* I think that we should be all friends and get along instead of having fights etc. (except for fun ones - like the one earlier. It amused me :P)
And bye Incandesence!
Bye Taia! thanks for the potato!
Oh, and one last thing...
MASTER DEREK GOLDEN GOD!!
You remember that Derek Doodles idea?
Yeah well, that's all I wanted to say...
DEREK DOODLES FTW!!
Plus the giant paper, tiny writing, and of course everyone else's ideas... They're all great!! :D
KAAAAAAALLLLLL!
*hugs*
I'm pretty good! How're you?
Mine?
Bye Incan!
Yay! *passes the peace-keeper hat to Thalia*
I have to go now. Night guys! It's been nice talking to you that for once my computer doesn't freeze!
Dragona *rolls eyes*
Hi Thalia!!!! *glomps* It is I, Nicole, with my Taken Name!! XD hehehe
YES!
I dedicate this page to my sister and her friend, both of whom are living in a new city. 2012 will be their first full year there, and I'm wishing them the best!
I also dedicate this page to the entirety of Blogland, and Derek Landy himself.
Bye Dragona!
Heya Nicole! *hugs* I'mma just call you Nicole, 'cause my other friend on here is also Ruby and I'll get confused :P
You mean Rubescent Sunshine? <3 She's my friend, too. Off of blogland, I mean.
*jumps around laughing*
GAHAHAHA!!!!
Nicole - yeah, I mean her. And that's awesome!
Hi Sparky!
*hugs Kal*
YOU'VE HUGGED EVERYONE EXCEPT ME.
Eh, you can still call me Ruby. She's not coming on today, I don't think.
Heeeeeeeey Thalia.
OK Ruby!
Did I hug you Sparky? I think I did, but there's a possibility I didn't. Do you want a hug?
...
Okay!
Hugs are good.
*hugs Sparky*
Yes they are! :D
*rolls eyes once again*
*kicks Flame's crotch again*
See sparks, I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of whatever...
*slaps her face*
Sparks?
Again.
Not cool.
I'm leaving.
*waves arms around*
Oi, everyone. No fighting. Why are you even fighting? No fighting.
No, Sparky, don't go :(
WHY MUST EVERYONE LEEAAAVVVVEEEE
*sighs*
Okay. Bye Sparky.
*hugs*
She kicked me for no reason..
She's always doing that.
I'm leaving because Flame's mocking me.
Cut outs or maybe more about skulduggery's past or about magical myths and legends like the faceless ones and the last of the ancients.
Flame, stop mocking Sparky, there's no reason for that :/ Nor is there any reason for violence.
OH! OH! OH!
er...wait, lemme get back to you..er...er...
WHOA, MAR
Hi!
Didn't I just see you 30 minutes ago or something?
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