Hypothetically, if a writer had to fill 16 pages in the back of a book with "extras"- like DVD extras but for, like, a book- then what should he fill those pages WITH?
An interview? A list of his influences? Deleted/discarded scenes? Something else?
Or maybe you'd just like 16 BLANK pages at the end of a book. You know, for your own doodling and such...
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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...Bye Flame...
Yes, you can be here...
*reads comments*
*chews lip*
*sits down on log*
What have I done...?
And whats more, I can't find any knives...
...................…
Well Eve, I didn't think it was possible, but I feel worse now than I did earlier.
*sits next to Mist* you haven't done anything.
Zathract, stop saying that it was your fucking fault.
I brought the shitty idea up.
I'm the one who fucked up in this equation.
*looks up at Sparky*
*glares*
Yes I did.
*doesnt look at Eve*
Let me swear, it's all I have left.
Swear all you want.
*stands up and paces, muttering darkly*
I'm not telling you off, Sparky. I just don't have much to say.
*sighs*
Whoever gets first on the next page, please dedicate it to Sparky.
I know.
Just-
*sighs*
The words just aren't coming...
*climbs into tree, sitting on branch, hiding in the leaves*
*yells with frustration*
SOMEONE GET FIRST, GOLDENGODDAMMIT!!!
NOW!!!
Oh yeah. We forgot to dedicate the other page, Sparky. Dedicated to Sparky.
*sees that I got first and seeths with anger*
Whoopdee- fucking- do, I got first!
*walks into tree-house and locks self in freeze*
Freeze!
*punches the side*
*goes and checks e-mail again, sees the last e-mail that Flame sent me*
Oh God...
Eve, I need your e-mail.
Now.
For the record, I liked freezing myself before it was cool.
evetherock@hotmail.com
Both of you, check your e-mails...
*thinks* today is st Patrick's day, isn't it?
Yup.
Nothing.
Oh...
*sits on swing set, rocking back and forth slowly, with the wind blowing my hair in front of my face*
*tears start rolling down my cheeks silently*
I read it, Sparky...
So THAT'S why everyone was wearing tall green hats with shamrocks on them. I thought it was just the new fashion.
*lies back in freezer*
Why...? I...this...
This was never meant to happen...
*opens mouth to yell at Zathract, but doesn't*
*curls into a ball and falls off the swing set*
*opens freezer and grabs three ice creams* ice cream makes you feel better. *offers ice cream to everyone*
*glares at Sparky and storms out*
Why don't you yell?! Go on!
I'm not dedicating.
I can't.
Eve, you dedicate.
One condition.
Don't just dedicate it to something.
Put real emotion into it. Justify the reasons behind your dedication.
Make it one to remember.
*shrinks substantially*
I mean it! Yell and rage! You know why? BECAUSE I FUCKING DESERVE IT!!
I don't want any Ice cream.
I'm not in a yelling mood.
I'm not angry.
I'm just empty.
Numb.
Dying.
*moves to push down tree-house, then remembers its Eve's*
Fine!
*snarls and vanishes*
I've just ruined everyones friendship, by being the same old me, selfish and stupid.
You won't see me here for a while.
Bye.
*barely notices Zathract leaving*
Different people react to different things in different ways Zathract.
I don't rage.
Well, not anymore, at least.
*starts crying again*
Flame, I don't care whether we're together or not, but please stay.
I still love you.
Even if you don't love me back.
Please stay.
*reappears*
Sorry.
Okay.
I dedicate this page to two people.
Mist and Sparky.
Mist - I love you, Mist. What I love about you, I actually don't know, but I do. It's just the aura you carry around you, I guess. Every second alone with you is my favourite. I would do anytgingvyou asked me to, just to make you happy. I live e very thing you say, and everything you do, and I always feel so special when you're around. Smiley face.
Sparky - I think you are the first person I've met here, and my first friend here. You're hard to describe, yet you're so simply you. Strong is the only word I can find that is similar to who you are. The rest, well, maybe I just need a better vocabulary. Oh, wait. Confident. That's one. If someone asked me what I don't like about you, I'd run the other way and avoid eye contact with that person for the rest of my life. Coz I'm weird. Hold you'll remember this.
There.
*rolls onto my back*
I...
*hope
Thank you Eve.
Thank you so much.
Sorry to who, Zathract?
*shivers and closes freezer door*
You. For yelling. An everything else.
Thanks, Eve. :)
*smiles proudly* I think I'm a genius.
Wait, no, that's someone else...
I think I'm a nutter!!
*stands up, goes to take a step forward but collapses*
You may as well take out confident Eve.
*takes smiley face and puts it in smiley face collection*
You'll pull through, Sparky. You always do.
*frowns* what the hell is happening? *stops breathing, chokes, gasps and laughs and repeats*
I don't think I will this time.
*curls up again*
He's gone...
Oh, right. *helps Sparky up and drags her onto couch*
What?!
*quickly opens freezer door and checks on Eve*
Sparky, you'll get through this. It's nothing like other matters but you'll get trough. Like Eve said. You always do.
He's not gone. He said he'll come back.
*rolls off the couch and hits the ground*
Save the comfortable chair for someone who'll be able to appreciate it.
Hmm? I'm on the outside. I closed it coz you left it open, silly you.
That's me! *sits down and appreciates comfortable chair*
I'm going to sleep.
...Bye.
Bye Sparky. *hugs* it'll be okay.
*looks down at Sparky and helps her into a second comfy chair*
There are heaps around here. *points to large pile of identical chairs*
You'll be alright, Sparky.
Oh...Bye Sparky...
sparky?
*watches as Sparky leaves and sighs* she might just forget my dedication, and then I will have failed my mission.
She just left, Phoenix...
I'm a foolish, idiotic, stupid, piece of-
She's gone, Flame.
*sits next to Eve and sighs*
*nods and flicks on the tv*
*wraps arm around his shoulder*
*sits under his tree, one leg straight out the other up to his stomach standing,*
*takes sketch pad*
He's here, I think.
...Flame?
She
Yup.
Oh, never mind.
*smiles, suddenly remembering something*
...Did...
Did you want to tell me something?
*is completely unable to look anywhere near Flame*
*choke/gasp/laughs again* I don't know what this is about...
Yes.
So...
Are you going to say it?
*looks at Eve, concerned*
Yes, but talking is such a trival activity.
*kisses Sparky*
I've realised in the last hour, I never, wanted to let you go.
*grins crazily at Mist* this is so random and weird! It just started when I got on here!
*blushes*
*smiles and hugs Flame*
I was so scared.
Oh and-
That's my line, pretty boy!
Does the 'awwwwww' thing when people kiss in tv shows*
I think I'll leave you too alone. I'll be back in half an hour.
*grins and vanishes*
I'm still hurt, but reading the comments.
I think we can still be together.
We have something too speacial to let go,
I love you.
Aw. Bye Mist.
I might just step under the welcoming shadow of this tree...
*suddenly has a cape*
*steps into shadows*
Yeah. But it seemed appropriate to steal it.
*kisses her*
*holds onto Flame*
Completely and utterly paralyzed with fear.
...
*swears*
My iTouch is on double reserve battery power.
I'm keeping talking, but I'll leave without saying good bye.
I have to go now though.
Bye.
*smiles and vanishes*
Golden Fod, I don't care!
*kisses Flame on the forehead*
It was a clever use of my line, admittedly.
It's a beautiful night,
We're lookin for somethin dumb to do,
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you....🎵
...
What!?
What's zaths email?
That's a song, btw. My friend is a biiiiig Bruno mars fan.
That's the song marry you by Bruno Mars.
Zathiernone@gmail.com
*reappears nervously*
It's on his profile.
*kisses Flame*
I need to go to sleep anyway.
*smiles at Flame*
See you tomorrow, pretty boy.
*grins and vanishes*
Yay! *hugs*
*hugs back and watches Flame nervously*
Bye Sparrrrrky!
I told her. I told her she'd pull through. How could she EVER doubt me?
Zath check your email.
What? What? Is Flame a zombie now? *checks for pulse* nah, he's alright.
Bye my love.
*reappers next to Eve, laughing*
It was a moment of weakness.
*vanishes again*
Bye Again Sparky!
Bye sparky.
Replied, Flame.
Bye Sparky!
I swear, if I keep choke/gasp/laughing for the rest of the night, I might just suffer from constant nightmare.
Btw, I sent you a picture, Mist. :D
Y'know, I just thought, what the hell, I'll help them finish the page.
Aw.
*hugs*
Why is that happening anyway?!
Hi Blue!
Hello blue
No idea. *hugs back* I might just be really happy to see you. :)
Hi blue
hi :)
Hey blue.
hiii!
My feet are cold. *puts thick fluffy socks on feet*
happy st patricks day every1!
I sparky staying?
Knew it.
is it warm in austrailia?
I'm not doing anything speacial.
I think so, yes.
Uh...it varies...
Right now? No. My feet are cold.
brb
huh. It'll end in about 26 minutes for me.
Yeah, I'm staying.
*leans against Mist*
*smiles and walks around Flame, stopping in front of him*
Did you actually have something to say to me, or we're you just stealing my line?
*smiles at Mist*
I know you aren't. But it would be nice.
*smiles and puts arm around her shoulder
I was going to say something, but it was longwinded and unromanticlike.
So I went into my email.
Saw that. Used it.
Maybe some other time, Flame.
*looks up at Mist and smiles*
Ach fine.
*hugs sparky*
Fair enough.
*places my hand on his shoulder and holds his hand with my other one*
I know guys are usually the ones to ask this, but may I have this dance?
Yes.
*sways*
*takes out a flute from nowhere*
*laughs at memory of Even suggesting what I should do for the wedding*
*smiles at Flame and dances around with him*
Sorry if I, like, step on your foot or anything, I'm mega-unco.
What?
*twirls sparky*
*starts playing Nick Nack Paddy Whack song*
*laughs along* don't tell.
*turns gracefully and giggles*
I won't. I'm going to use it for their wedding.
*laughs again and hugs her*
Please tell me Zath.
*pulls sparky in to himself*
*hugs back*
I'm scared.
@Eve, I guess you can put confident back on the list.
No, don't tell!
I'm scared to Flane, but I'm doing my best to ignore them.
No no, it's going to be FUNNY!
We really are chewing up these comments fast.
Uh-huh. I never took it off anyway.
Might disappear, sorry. Might.
Ok..
*kisses sparky*
I'm only doing a little bit of music for th reception.
*tries to whistle and fails miserably*
*giggles*
5 till last of page
*kisses Flame back*
Do you remember how I told you to never pull a stunt like that again?
*kisses him*
Last
Huh
Yes..?
Shooby doowa, shooby doowa!
...Flame?
Sorry my cousin is irritating me and I didn't see the comment number properly.
And yes I remember.
*taps his nose*
Don't. It just might kill me.
*kisses him softly*
Which stunt?
Huh.
Anywhose.
Dad turned the internet off so I switched to Bluetooth. Back now.
U have to go get my mother a present for tomorrow.
Mm*sighs*
The blog-suicide.
Off to brush my toothlings! Brb
Like, now?
Zath, please do the thing I asked you to.
Please.
What did you ask him to do Flame?
*looks up at him*
No, but soon.
I'm getting her a pandora charmzz
Flame, we've both agreed. I don't think it's right yet anyways.
*staggers in covered in mud* If the archery field is flooded next week, I'm not going!
Too early...thing.
Back!!
Hi, Lynxia!
WB Eve.
Hi everyone. I would hug you but I'm covered in mud.
*looks at Shads*
Don't... Hug me please...
Hi Lynxia!
Yay!
*hugs Eve*
Hi shadow.
Fantastic, that's been sorted already!
Ach!
He wont do it.
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