Hypothetically, if a writer had to fill 16 pages in the back of a book with "extras"- like DVD extras but for, like, a book- then what should he fill those pages WITH?
An interview? A list of his influences? Deleted/discarded scenes? Something else?
Or maybe you'd just like 16 BLANK pages at the end of a book. You know, for your own doodling and such...
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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Idiots. *shakes head at the people running away from my house*
*laughs and helps Eve up*
...I want to play my guitar.
*goes and plugs in electric guitar from the music room in tree-house*
*follows Mist into Music room* *uses purple bananas as drumsticks and starts whacking live chickens*
* stares*
...How does that make noise?!
...
I don't think I'll be talking much, but I'm watching the conversation.
Sparky, check your e-mail.
*nods head and drums*
...
I don't think I'm crap, I just want someone to tell me I am.
im writting something
do you think it should be an "i did this" story thing, or "he did this" ?
You aren't though. There are things you can improve on, sure, but you aren't crap.
*plays Down With the Sickness opening riff*
.....
*lies down and states at sky*
Does anyone mind if it's sprinkling?
*looks at Zath, with face all twisted up*
...Yeah...
Oh my god. I know Down with the Sickness! It was in Dawn of the Dead! Zombie movie.
I did this, nix.
Oh, by that crap singer who does it all real slowly in like blues? I HATE HIM! He ruined an awesome Disturbed song.
*looks at Sparky, concerned*
you definatly not crap Sparky
i would love to be your friend, i just get the feeling you don't like me...
*shrugs and chews on picture frame*
*shrugs* Whichever you want, Nix.
I'm writing right now too. It's and 'I did this' story.
Oh my god, has anyone seen or heard of that movie? Because if you didn't then that means I'm the only one who laughed at one of Dereks chapter names in dark days - mid afternoon of the dead LOL
Sure, I've only just been flooded and lost my house a day and 7 hours ago. Make it rain, I can't wait for more water.
*sits on log, staring into space*
*looks at Nix* You're chewing a picture frame......... 0_o Why?
...Zath, I'm sorry.
Actually, I think it had the blues singer in the movie and Disturbed in the credits... I think.
*stops drumming*
*growls*
It better have.
Why, Sparky?
*hums 'The Way We Were' by Barbra Streisand*
I hope that's how you spell her name...
give me a good reason i shouldn't chew on this picture frame?
And now I can't read the comments....
Still.
1?
^Yay, I got first.
Whoopee.^
Shadow, dedicate.
Yeah, I think it did. Poossibly when flashes of zombie faces were appearing on the screen
Um, the glass could cut your gums, Nix. That would be painful. Your teeth would fall out. It could get infected and eventually lead to gum cancer.
No, Sparky. Your page.
you're right
*begins chewing on candle*
Well, at least it wasn't the picture of Cthulhu.
*sighs sadly*
what im writting is very dark...
*sits next to Mist*
i liek writting dark, because then people don't know if thier's going to be a happy ending
I demand to read it.
*sighs sadly again*
almost finished the first chapter, then i'll put it on my blog
*wraps arm around Mists shoulder* you okay?
Mine is the Sims 2 thing turned into a story. It's chapter 3 and set a few years after the powers shots and I'm getting the 'Old Gang' back together.
am i in it?
Shadow, I must insist you dedicate.
Really? So I'm in it?
Not really.
Yup, all of us here are in it.
No, Sparky. Your page.
do you want a character disciption
i know you have the apperance, but what about the personality and history?
...
*sighs*
Fine. I dedicate this page to me never being an author and never writing again.
Unless you want to dedicate Shadow.
*looks up*
Wait, I'm in it?!
Seriously Spakry, what's wrong?
... The problem is that I'm self-centred and a complete b*txh, that's the problem.
*hugs Mist* Youre so brave.
Yes, you are, Zath. Don't worry Nix. I do my research and have read your OC.
*looks at Eve*
...I am...? Where did you get this from?
Sparky, we're all b*tches at heart.
alright Lynxia
And Sparky, you are not
If I was put in your situation, I don't know what I'd do, Mist.
*sits down with head in hands*
Pay no attention to me.
Sparky, you are not.
Just...no. Not.
Sparky, you are a great person
*doesnt look up*
Pay no attention to me.
*pulls Sparky up* Look at me. You may think you're a bitch but look. We're concerned and you're kind of treating us like muck. We care about you Sparky. Bitch at heart or not, We are your friends.
@Zath, you volunteered to be in the power shots. This is the story.
*sits next to Sparky and looks at her*
I'm paying attention, weather you like it or not, so tell me what's wrong
Sparky, catholicism has taught me a thing or two about this sort of thing. Eve and Adam ate the forbidden fruit, and now we're all greedy sinners and blahdy blah.
She didn't mean to be a sinner. She just likes apples.
http://bubblesforblood.blogspot.com/2012/03/from-sims-2-into-story-hope-you-guys.html
The story. Chapter 3 though. Might need to read the earlier bits...
i notive it didn't say anyhting about the snake, all it said that it's legs were removed
But i think it got to stay...
What I'm saying is, we're all terrible and there's nothing we can do about it.
I don't know what's wrong!
I don't know why I feel like this!
*refuses to meet Shadow's eyes*
I don't want to treat you guys like muck.
I feel like muck when I hear you say that.
i didn't know... i don't read that blog, only your other one
where's the first 2 chapters?
I like the concept Shads.
Sparky. We are all friends here. Nobody is better than anyone else. Heck I took pot when I was 10. How do you think I felt? I've probably sunk lower than most pepole because I've felt like crap. I've seen shrink after shrink about it and now I'm doing better. Because I have friends. On here. This sounds so cehesy but I don't have friends at school. You guys are my friends. Bitches at heart or not. We'll stick together.
*cheesy
Read chap 3 can't wait for more!
On my blog somewhere...
Is my picture back yet?
...
Shadow, you are an incredible person.
I wouldn't have ever imagined you would've done anything like that.
ARGH! It's the old one!
Brb
*pushes Mist gently with head*
oh, that
i've been readin that
Yeah. I was addicted for about a year because of feeling like crap. It doesn't help.
yes, im in the next chapter!
*yawn*
just a couple of quick comments to see how everyone's going.
I would write but I'm feeling depressed and I'd rather be in the TARDIS...
I like your new pic better than Ur old one Misyt.
Hi Izz!
...
*picks up a stick and draws in the sand*
*starts humming 'The Way We Were' again*
Hi Lorelei.
Come on Sparky. *pulls Sparky up* Jumping Jacks! *makes Sparky do Jumping Jacks!*
Servus.
*yawns again*
The lake looks so pretty in the moonlight.
I'm not doing jumping jacks.
I'm humming and writing in the sand.
Hi izz
What are you writing in the sand Sparky?
*laughs*
It's been ages since someone called me Misty. *laughs again*
...I didn't enjoy those times...
What are you writing?
No. You are not doing that. You are doing Jumping Jacks otherwise I will tickle you.
*looks at Shadow*
Please don't tickle me.
I'm writing my favourite quotes and mottos and poems.
Sorry, Mist! It's taking way too long to get used to this keyboard. *remembers book title and laughs uncontrollably*
Play Misty For Me
That's a movie.
hey Izz, how's the chapter going?
That's nice Sparky. What's one of the things you've written?
*sits by Sparky* You can't mope forever otherwise I'll make you a mopey hobo in my story.
It's alright Eve.
...I liked it...
I'm going to sleep.
Bye.
Bye Sparky...
I've written Roald Dahl's motto and one of mine...
meh
Leaving.
For real.
At the end of this song...
Auf wiedersehen Sparky. Guten nacht.
bad Nix. I haven't written anything. like I said; I'd rather be in the TARDIS right now.
..wait, you like me calling you Misty or was that something else? *keeps laughing at book title*
No, now.
Bye.
Bye Sparky.
I'm writing Part 2 now cuz I'm bored. Nix you're gonna kill me. *laughs*
End of this song...
I like to quote Walt Disney.
He said "Be who you are and say what you want. Because the people who mind, don't matter and the people who matter, don't mind."
Bye.
sorry, i was somehow transported back in time to the first page.
Izz: awww
Lynxia: Yah!
Bye, Sparky.
Yeah, the Misty thing, Eve. But you can call me what you like...
Bye Sparky. *hugs* Feel better soon.
@Nix - *laughs* He he he he! Funny...
Bye Sparky!
I'll still post some time tomorrow Nix.
Bye Sparky!
*grins* Misty. Hehehe. Hey, ever heard of the rainbow magic series?
Nine.
What is it Eve?
Nope.
Picture back yet...?
Yay!
It's back!
Hehe. It's like, younger readers, all these fairies....there's Evie the Mist fairy.
Oh yeah I know what you mean.
I think there's and Izzy fairy too.
*looks at name and laughs*
And now to read Lynxia's story.
I think so.
Izzy the Indigo fairy.
*laughs*
Is indigo blue or purple?
Yeah, it's Izzy the Indigo fairy
Right.
I gotta go. you know, bed. I love bed.
Auf wiedersehen alle!
http://www.hitstoreuk.com/media/AbstractArticle/image/WarehouseArticle-1305/Rainbow-Magic-The-Weather-Fairies-Evie-The-Mist-Fairy.jpg
Here she is. Yay purple!
Bye Izz!
Bye Izz. *waits*
btw I'm calling you Evie now.
Bye Izz. Part 2 is funny. Nix is a bit of a jerk though, just a tad...
What?! Not Evie! You can't call me Evie! I promised myself I'd only allow my boyfriend to call me Evie!
awww, im a jerk
*munches on cucumber*
*laughs*
...That IS me, isn't it?
Go read Part 2. Same post.
Am I in p2?
That's you, Misty. *grins*
NO, everyone who is getting hunt down has their own little part. Nix's first then Eve, then Robin, then Flame, then Zath, then Ivy and finally Sparky.
*No not NO.
You brought it up Evie.
live with the consequences.
*laughs*
I need to go and eat now. I'll be back and then I'll read your story, Shadow.
* hugs Evie*
Bye!
Bye Zath!
But I wont, too many letters. I just wanted to see your reaction.
now I really have to go.
*hugs Misty* Bye.
*glares at izz* you remind if an annoying girl I know who thinks its funny to get me mad.
Okay. Bye izz
i used to be a serial killer...
ah, well
*begings to chew on laptop mouse that doesn't work*
*smiles sweetly*
You can't touch me Eve. I'm not here.
*ghosts*
Did you red Part 2?
Servus alle. I'm finlly gone.
hey Lynxia, do you read Nix and Mist?
oh, and read it
What will I be doing, Lynxia?
Just a thought, I'd prefer if you didn't call me Eve AZURE. I only added that part because I thought I had to. I'm just Eve now.
OK. We'll call you Eve. Well, let's just say it has something to do with chickens...
brb, bout 10 mins. *hugs all*
Hey, I'm not gonna be Eve Chicken. How about I have a taken name, I took one, but I prefer being called by my given name, Eve. Or something.
Okay.
have you ever had three pickles stuffed up one nose before?
No. You?
*reads question again and frowns* are you implying I have more than one nose?
neither have i, thank goodness
It wouldn't be a pleasant experience
btw, im thinking of writing a fan fiction of sp
can't help it...
and i meant nostril...
You mean like, with Skulduggery in it?
yeah...
Cool. As long as you don't get him disastrously wrong, im sure it'll be great.
i know
i've seen so many people get it wrong, and it makes me die a little inside...
*comes back all excited*
what mist?
Yeah, I read some on the skulduggery fanfic site....some of them suck really bad. Like, no offense to the writers.
Hi Mist! What's up?
I have 2 things to tell you.
One of them is good, and the other is really good.
The good thing is my brother is fine, awake and breathing.
The REALLY good thing is that I finally can play Inside the Fire on Guitar!!
The solo I mean.
1. *is absolutely relieved*
2. I don't know that song!
i think the first one is better, but hey, that's just me
Back. Will be distant. Am doing h/w.
Lynxia, do you read Nix and Mist?
Just listened to the song.
have you read chapter 3?
Not yet. Will when I've finished my English h/w.
alright...
what's the homework?
Answer 3 GCSE Q's on Merchant of Venice. It's not that bad, Shakespeare is quite good.
*watches solo part on YouTube* *states at blurred finger movements and blinks* you can do that?
...
i don't do that in my school. oh, different country, different curiculum
*stares
hey, guess what my english assiment is?
*nods*
I can.
I have been trying to now.
For years.
I'm sure you can understand the excitement I am feeling at this moment.
What?
write a short story
*burst out laughing*
so, so easy...
but it has to be between 600-800 words, and mine is 1000
Yeah I did that once. Had to be 1 side and I did 6...
im going to get in trouble for the extra words...
oh, once, in primary, we had to rewrite this short story, and it was meant to be one page, and i did 18...
*shrugs*
My next goal is The Night solo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH-JjurAaLo&feature=related
well, it was a 20 short story in the first place, but we were meant to rewite it, and somehow make it 1page?
Some teachers...
*stares then grins* that is so cool.
*grins*
Thanks.
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