Hypothetically, if a writer had to fill 16 pages in the back of a book with "extras"- like DVD extras but for, like, a book- then what should he fill those pages WITH?
An interview? A list of his influences? Deleted/discarded scenes? Something else?
Or maybe you'd just like 16 BLANK pages at the end of a book. You know, for your own doodling and such...
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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*follows instructions* Don't you dare run. There is no point in blending if you're going to run.
Err, guards? Jump out of the changing room window then carry on like normal. *goes into changing room, changes then jumps out of window.*
I. Feel. Mundane. I mean why on Earth wouldyou wear this stuff
Normal people wear it, none-magic, they're not assassins and stuff like us, they don't have magic swords, which, by the way will work again now but - hide it!
*mutters unhappily*
I gtg now :/
Bye! *hugs*
*hugs* see ya
Hello! Technically I'm not supposed to be on here, so if I disappear without warning don't, um, don't think that I've died or anything :3
*noms on a cookie*
Bye Blogland! Going to watch the Corpse Bride on Comedy Central!
BACK!!
And No one is here... Great.
Name: NJ Maverick
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Appearance: Brown Hair, Grey/Blue eyes Tall, slim, Pale.
Magic: Sigil, Training (One of China Sorrow's students)
Nationality: Irish (Northern Ireland)
Clothes: Anything that she likes, isnt fussy over fashion but likes nice clothes. Boots.
Friends: Lilith, Kallista, Iris Blackflower, Jasmine Lovelace, and others.
Personality: Bubbly, happy, loud, can be quiet, Logical, realistic, can take a joke,
Likes: Chocolate, having Milly days.
Dislikes: Brussel sprouts, Zombies, Necromancers of any kind (that's why she hates her brothers)
Transport: Astin Martin v12 Vanquish
History: Born and raised in Northern Ireland, has 2 brothers (Necromancers) and a Half sister Augurii, who is elemental. She left home at the age of fourteen in search of her sister who left home when she was 12.
She started taking an interest in sigils from a very young age, teaching herself. When China Sorrows start teaching young Sorcerers sigil magic, she was one of the Students and excelled in what she was being taught.
Recent activity: Lives with her sister Augurii and Best Friend Skye Rancour, travels over the place.
Hehe. I return.
Hehe. I leave.
Golden God, this is a poem dedicated to your awesomeness::
Golden God with your smile so bright
Like stars that shine on a cloudless night
Share your brilliant light with all world
Let your wond’rous tales be unfurled
Golden God with your books of fame
Gaining fans and fortune and acclaim
With your renowned name and head held high
And a witty main character that can fly
Golden God with your minions so proud
Shouting endless praise incredibly loud
Book signings overcrowd from coast to coast
And we fill your blog with endless posts
Golden God with your world of fun
Of magic and evil so artfully spun
Just barely begun -- evil gods attack!
Skulduggery Pleasant and Val fight back
Golden God, my thanks to you
Your books are awesome, through and through
You know it’s true, but I say it once more
You’re the best writer anyone could ask for!
~Ruby Shadowspinner
(also known as Nicole)
Ruby, that Poem is AMAZING!!
So witty!!
DEREK HERE IS A BRILLIANT IDEA.
I MEAN...
IT IS SO BEYOND BRILLIANT!!
IT'S CALLED 'DEREK LANDY GETS TWITTER AND FOLLOWS ME'
I know what you are thinking, you are thinking, 'Whoa, that Idea is so mind blowingly brilliant, I will do that right this instant. Why did I not think of this Idea. I will follow this Loyal and Faithful Minion on Twitter, word shall Spread and then, then... I WILL HAVE THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER!'
That is what you are thinking, it is isn't it? I KNEW IT!!
Then you must go and do that NOW!! GO GO GO!!
I vote for a long-ish version of the chaos theory. Just for kicks.
Hey Mary! Long time no see!
OCTA!!!! <3 *glomps*
'Tis I, Nicole, with my taken name!! XD
YAY FINALLY PEOPLE ARE ON THE BLOG!!
Hello Mary, I don't believe we have met NJ Maverick Nice to meet you *shakes hand*
RUBY!
You are Nicole I think. But you changed your name. Friends with Rubsecent Sunshine? Or are you Rubescent?
Anyway I love your poem! So awesome!
Friends with Rubescent... I actually know her outside the blog, <3
Thanks!!!
Hey NJ!
Yes. People are on the blog! Just when I should be doing some writing too. I swear any reason at all to procrastinate. I'm a bad writer like that.
Or...you write a really long essay convincing us that the world is flat and will eventually end.
I know you actually know her outside the blog. That's why I said friends. As in real life friends. Maybe I should specify more.
:P
Eh. Same here. I actually have to help around the house, but... I think hanging out on the blog and making a Kyo - cat pendant are more fun ^.^
I should be writing my Punishment essay for English, but Twitter and Blogger distract me!!
Hi Octa! Hi person I don't know! I'll be back in a minute. (I have to find my laptop, and my tea for that matter.)
I was planning to write a poem called TIADOBRYOL...
Tolerence of Individuality and Acceptance of others Opions ands Beliefs Respective of Your Own Loves...
Hence the shortening to Tiadobryol. Or I could call it Individuality I suppose.
...for me, just blogger XD
And making a Kyo pendant.
Oh- Octa, I scrapped my blogs and made a new one.
myunsubstantiatedmusings.blogspot.com
I hate lags. One moment.
Hm. There?
Opinions and
not Opions ands
also yay new blog!
See you soon Mary!
Name: NJ Maverick
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Appearance: Brown Hair, Grey/Blue eyes Tall, slim, Pale.
Magic: Sigil, Training (One of China Sorrow's students)
Nationality: Irish (Northern Ireland)
Clothes: Anything that she likes, isnt fussy over fashion but likes nice clothes. Boots.
Friends: Lilith, Kallista, Iris Blackflower, Jasmine Lovelace, and others.
Personality: Bubbly, happy, loud, can be quiet, Logical, realistic, can take a joke,
Likes: Chocolate, having Milly days.
Dislikes: Brussel sprouts, Zombies, Necromancers of any kind (that's why she hates her brothers)
Transport: Astin Martin v12 Vanquish
History: Born and raised in Northern Ireland, has 2 brothers (Necromancers) and a Half sister Augurii, who is elemental. She left home at the age of fourteen in search of her sister who left home when she was 12.
She started taking an interest in sigils from a very young age, teaching herself. When China Sorrows start teaching young Sorcerers sigil magic, she was one of the Students and excelled in what she was being taught.
Recent activity: Lives with her sister Augurii and Best Friend Skye Rancour, travels over the place.
There we go, another post about ANIME <3 on my blog. Ah, Fruits Basket... :D
I gotta go do my English Punishment Essay!!
And revise for my GCSE that i know NOTHING for on Tuesday :'(
*mutters* Stupid GCSE that has no point what so ever.
BYE ALL
*hugs*
Bye NJ!
Ohayou gouzaimasu!
Again!
...I at some point today am going to finish Rosario Vampire. After watching The Girl Who Leapt Through Time last night.
There was pudding involved.
Wait WHAT?
And please excuse any bad grammer, punctuation, or spelling errors that may or may not occur. I just woke up.
Hey Shadow!
*spins Shadow*
I am the spinner of Shadow. Thus, I am Shadowspinner. Hehe. I crack myself up XD
Yes, funny. Do you mind putting me down? 0_o
I also have to watch Graveyard of Fireflies. I hear that it's really good but also very sad.
Hey Shadow!
Sorry if I'm distant.
I'm writing that poem of mine.
I renamed it Ail Era.
(Accepting Individuality. Loving Everyone. Respecting All.)
*puts Shadow down*
*thinks*
*picks Shadow up and spins around some more*
*puts very dizzy Shadow down*
*laughs*
Hi everyone! *hugs*
And if only I had some fries and gravy, I could make a poutine. I already have the cheese. And yes, I'm too lazy to just make some home fries. It wouldn't be the same anyways.
Thanks Ruby. <-------Sarcasm!
Anytime! *cackles*
*stares at Shadow creepily*
*picks up and spins again*
*laughs until doubled over*
*gasps*
*puts Shadow down and rolls on the ground, still laughing*
French fries are awesome.
If you like picking me up can I have a piggy-back? Pwease?
I really do not want to go back to school tomorrow. It's going to be really annoying and hard to find a computer because this month is when the final projects are done and the exams are. How bothersome.
On the bright side, sometime this week I should be getting my candy from Japan.
Sweets from Japan? What kind?
*picks up Shadow and gives a piggy-back ride*
*runs in circles*
*makes airplane noises and laughs like a maniac*
*puts Shadow down*
*is perfectly calm*
Ruby? Can I have a piggy-back? Pwease?
Again! Fun!!!!!
*glares at Shadow*
*Turns into a purple dragon*
Rawr.
OK. I'm 15 and act like 5 year old...
Ummm...
-Narunarunarune
-Something by Crunky
-Gummies
-Melon Soda (brother ordered it)
-Grape candies
-Different chips
-Some chocolates
-Possibly Neri Ame
...I can't remember them all...
I'm thirteen. And I act like I'm three. So we're even.
OK, sorry I'm English so it'd be Melon Fuzz and Grape Sweets.
Snickers? Wait, what? We're talking about candy??? :d
*Fizz not Fuzz!
We here in Canada say pop instead of soda, but that was the name of it when I ordered it, so...
Sorry, for me it's 'sweets'.
Omnomnom. For me it would be Grape candy and Melon Soda... probably.
We say POP and Fizz. Mainly Fizz more... British.
We just say soda... so boring...
Soda is American obviously. Don't you also call fries "chips"...and then chips "crisps" or something...
I hope I don't sound rude...
Derek: although the doodling sounds very tempting ;) I'd say... perhaps a preview for the book after that, or... LOL. ok, weird idea, but maybe those 16 pages cold be in the format of the book of names... for just random people. Which would be very special.
No, that's French...
Fries are Fries, Chips are Chips...
Hello....
Hey Ash!
I'm talking about British people.
Indeed that is correct Mary.
Hi Nicole.
And French fries in French is... patate un frites...
Or something of that nature.
Flame! *hugs then holds at arms length* You OK? And... Where's your pic?
Ah. Whatever.... XD
What's new, Ash? And you actually know me! Yay! :D
Well... on the blog, at least. Shadow, what's your dedication?
Ooh! First! Yay! I dedicate this page to new beginnings and leaving the past behind. You'll understand Flame...
Bye! *hugs*
YAY! I have to goooo.... *dies a little inside*
I love the French. If it weren't for them we wouldn't have things like:
-Crepes
-Creme Brulee
-Poutine
-etc.
Bye! *hugs more* Thanks for the piggy-back!
Ah, your welcome! See ya!
Flame? You still here?
I also always call Cream of Wheat, Creme de Ble. (I think that's how you spell it).
Fine... Ash? Are you still there?
At some point I also have to start reading the 6th Skulduggery book. I just got it but I don't really have the time right now.
In any case, I have to go make myself some breakfast.
Arriverderci!
I'm on my own...
Flame? Please still be here!
Oh well... To chat!
Val. Lovly to see you again.
Ello Shadow. Nice to meet ya.
Hi!!!!!!!!!
Dantea *nods*
Shadow, please come baxie
Hello?
I don't think shadow is there......
Ash! Welcome back.
Hey Luvskul. Nice to meet you.
Hello? I'm here too! Ah well I've always liked the idea of being invisible.....
Yay! Hi!
Ha. Is your pic a donkey?
*waves*
yeah...
sorry my computer is really slow *hits computer* owwww......
Lol. I like it. *waves back*
No offence but what is your pic? I can't really tell.....
sorry.....
Oh, hi guys! My computer's being an idiot, and refuses to do anthing unless it's Word, so it wouldn't let me open the Blog, but eventually enough threats allowed me to.
Come on chat! Or Flame? Are you still here?
Hello???
Oh hi!!! I don't know you! *waves*
Hi! Flame! Come back!
Bye!!!!
What! Someone come on!
I'm on!
Sorry. Started talking to someone. Bye Luvskul!
Yay! People!
People? Where? *looks around*
If I have slow responses, it's because I'm writing... I just reached over 6,000 words :)
There. *flicks Dantea between eyes*
Oww! *Flicks Shadow on the nose*
Bad! Very bad shadow! No no!
*kicks Dantea* Bad! Very bad Dantea! No no!
*Glares at Shadow. Slaps Shadow. Growels at Shadow*
*Slaps back then grabs Dantea in headlock and gives noogie*
Ahhhh! *Slips out of headlock and trips Shadow*
*on floor and knocks Dantea on floor. Laughs when they're both on floor*
*knocks Shadow and Dantea over by pushing the air* *kicks them in the stomach*
Lol. *Pokes Shadow in the side.* You started this. I hope you remember that.
Jerk! *Jumps up and slaps Val. Punches her gut in revenge*
LOL Dantea, tickled a little. *runs at Val and knocks her to the floor then chicks in lake. Hi 5's Dante*
*chucks not chicks
*high fives back* Val can be mean sometimes, but we love her anyway. Until she attacks me again.
Yeah, when tgat happens - throw her in the lake. It's always eager to say hi!
*that not tgat
Lol. *pulls Val out of lake.* Truce?
Hello :D
Hi Crys!
Hey Crys. Wazz up?
Not much u? :D
Randome quetion: If blogland had a national anthome, what would it be?
Good question... HEY DEREK GET DOWN HERE SO WE CAN ASK YOU A QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and random doesn't have an e on the end.
Or maybe theme song would be a better term?
@Crystal: I'm eating lunch. It's goood.
Hmmm. I want to say hotel de Calafornia, but it doesn't really fit. Maybe Take it Off?
I'm bad with songs.
*Sings* Welcome to the Hotel de Californa. Such a lovly place. Such a lovly face.
Anyone still there?
Me, I'm waiting for Flame/Phoenix/Ash.
Can you read my blog, please? bubblesforblood.blogspot.com
Sure. give a few minuets.
I'm back for a mo.
Sorry I vanished for a minute there :) I'll read ur blog Shadow :D
Crys !!! Hi
I'll bb in an hour maybe.
And shadow. Email me.
I'm okay. Robin and I are done. I respect that.
And yes I know what younger talking about.
Flame! *grabs before he disappears again* Apologize to Robin and I'm sure she'll forgive you. On here you two are my best friends and if you two can't be in the same room together I probably won't come on here again And that would upset me!
Apologise for what!?!
Email me. I have to go.
And we ain't getting back together.
Ash ? Are u Flame?
Brb. Oh, and I like your story, Shadow.
oh. Why are u called Ash Willowisp??
Long story. Shadow fill her in.
Shadow fill me in pls
Oh I'll do it. Then I'm leaving.
Me and robin broke up. Short story.
Now see ya later!
Interesting comment....
See Crystal? I'm heeeere!
Oh o.o
I mean-
Interesting post Derek....
rose! cools
*waves at Rose* nix here
I'm baaaack.
*watches shoulder bleed from huge cut* *sighs* I really ought to learn to be a lot more careful...
What happened?
I don't even know. It happens all the time. I'll be sitting around, minding my own buisness, and I'll look over to see I have a huge cut that's bleeding. A lot. I mean, on Christmas Eve, I stubbed my toe, and it took me about ten minutes to realise that the skin had peeled and was bleeding all over the floor. I get hurt way to much.
Hehe. That happens to me, but with bruises.
u okay val
Me? I'm fine. I just wish that I was more careful.
I have gotta go Bye!
Bye Crystal!
Bye crys.
'Ello.
Val those 'unexpected events' anything to do with me?
Derek, you should do bloopers in the last 16 pages.
Or...wait, how would that work in a book?
Ok, never mind. My vote goes back to putting fan written stuff in it.
No, they had to do with going to the book store and breaking into someone's house while they weren't looking.
You and breaking things. *shakes head*
Hey all
Hey Dragon.
Lol dantea its me taz(lionkiller 264) haven't seen u in a while how r u
Oh! Hi! *Waves like a demented penguin*
Ya, I know. I drift back and forth between this and fanfiction. I'm good. Have i missed anything important in the comments in my absence?
Um i dont now um last time i was on(yesterday i think) i think flame proposed to robin if thats what u mean i been gone 4 a while aswell
Oh. Ya. Did you hear they broke it off? Flame changed his name to Ash, too.
And I was actully makeing sure no one turned into a ghoast or killed someone or whatever like the last time I came back after a long absence.
*is bored*
*throughs popcorn at Val, so she won't be bored.*
Hey val how goes it
S u light green yet
*catches popcorn in mouth* Wanna read a part of my story?
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