Hypothetically, if a writer had to fill 16 pages in the back of a book with "extras"- like DVD extras but for, like, a book- then what should he fill those pages WITH?
An interview? A list of his influences? Deleted/discarded scenes? Something else?
Or maybe you'd just like 16 BLANK pages at the end of a book. You know, for your own doodling and such...
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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ah well
Yes, doofus *wicked smile*
*kisses Phoenix*
It did die but I braved downstairs for you to find the goddamned charger oh and Val *flings energy into chest she goes flying*
OOh *throws arms around robin*
*kisses her so passionitly*
yaya!
*laughs*
*hits Robin with a tendril of shadow so she falls over again*
ha, so what you wanna do?
*gets up*
I don't have time to play games with you
*ooh*
not gonna intrude, this is between you two
Right now I want to fight Valerie over there but then I can't, I have to go pretty soon but I might make an exception
i have to switch to ipod, see ya in amin
kk
I don't have time either, but I manage. *throws a ball of fire at Robin*
hhheeeyyyy
*Absorbs it* Silly girl fire is my one true ally it would never hurt me. *slings wave of energy like sword to cut Val*
Hey Dragon
*slices Robin's side open with a shadow* *use the air to make her stagger back, then knocks her over*
hey robin hey val its me taz (lionkiller264)
*walks in to see Robin being hurt*
Can i maybe intrude?
*flips up kicking Val down on the floor in process*
*sits on her torso whilst pinning her arms with my own*
brb
I know this is slightly undignified, but... *spits in Robin's face*
I'm gins justwatch
*glares at Val doesn't move* Don't do that again
*breaks ivy's nose*
*spits in Robin's face again*
*breaks ivys face*
*shuts eyes and composes* Valerie, stop it, be dignified about things.
Phoenix *shakes head*
*backs away slowly*
Not with a broken face *looks at the mess*
*grins mischeviously* How surprising is it that I happen to be leaving right now? *disappears from underneath Robin and leaves*
(I'll be back in a little over an hour)
*backs away*
Ok I did my bit.
Bk #walk over to you guys then start shuffling#
#then stop realise that every 1 is staring at me #
So u frends again
Robin!
You ok?
*kisses her*
*looks around wipes of face*
*walks off looking really annoyed*
*catches up with her*
C'mon up to the hill..
*pulls her*
*makes it rain?*
good golden gold bless us
so wtah i wanted to suggest are
-maybe a lil short list(probly not evan a page :P) of music that you associate with some of the main chars
-silly all day storys that may happend during the writing of the books
-(still hopping vor the alchemy sourcer branches)
-maybe a review story of skulduggery all day live with his family befor thay died or the day befor he went into the war
-a actuly story sised version of the diner of fletcher, skulduggery and val (the with wich skulluggery stopet darcques in the 6 with about talking)
*stares grumpily at everyone*
I guess not?
*raises eyebrow*
Fine!
*disappears in a wave of shadows*
Ok?
*returns to flick taz on forehead*
*disappears again*
Be like that then *composes self*
You okay Dragon?
Y do u keep flikin me on da 4hed
*my voice announces inRobins head*
Me?
*then in taz's*
Cos your, breakable
Im alright robin bout u
*is being stubborn*
I'm fine thanks, don't think I know you
*still talking in her head*
I don't like when yourlike this.
I aint breakable im rok hard man yeah dats y day calls me concrete
Yeah soz 4got 2 introduce myself im taz aka dragonslayer264
*talks in tazs*
Really?
*returns and punches him*
*he falls over*
*disappears again*
I'm not going to call you concrete.
Great, Phoenix, just great.
*still talking in her head*
Oh, yes ok GREAT!
You better know I'm giving you decidely evil glare right about now
*still talking in robins head*
Y'know I just re- proposed cos I didn't think I did it Properly the first time.
*still talking*
I'm watching
I know.
*mutters*
Dragon are you still here?
Nooo u dont call me concrete it was a joke take a joke cmon give it a little ha ha
# knee flame in the hed then uppercut him in da chin he goes flying away into space then slams to the floor #
See how u like it
*whispers now*
So? What was the point?
*raises an eyebrow at Dragon*
What was the point?
*snarls in his head*
Pitiful attempt. I'm not even in blogland at the minute.
I honestly dont know
Yes wat
*curls hand into fists makes palms bleed*
You are angry
*claps*
*reappears*
*shouts*
Ya know. Jus- UGH!
*eyes shoot to robins hand*
Do you still have your ring?
Ill let yall get bk 2 ya bisness cuz I gotta go
PEACE OUT
Bye. I'm sorry taz
Why are you shouting?
*ring is not on hand*
Robin?
bye Dragon
Oh great, where is it?
Because I'm distressed Robin.
It's here *pulls chain out from under top to show the ring looped on the end, then tucks it back in*
Hello, people!
Hi Myth
So watcha talkin bout?
*looks relieved*
But why not wear it on your finger?
You'll have to catch yourself up I'm afraid it's a rather long story
*looks at myth* hi
Oh, okay. Is Sparky here?
Because it annoys me.
*rolls eyes*
I'm sure ive listened to longer
No Myth
*Smiles at Phoenix*
How'r things?
Oh the ring annoys you?
I GAVE YOU THAT!!!!!
*looks hurt*
*disappears again*
*gives Phoenix a withdrawn look*
Not looking good at the minute myth...
I actually knew you would do that because that's what you do overreact and run away.
I can't fight properly with it there stupid.
*whispers*
Why? Why? Why does it annoy you?
Ahh... Okay. One moment while I earwig your near past.
Overeact? Of course I'd overeact.
I gave that to you because I love you. And how would you feel?
To be honest right now I don't really care.
You didn't even bother to read it did you? I wear it around my neck because I can't fight properly with it on my hand it feels wierd.
It's not like I left it somewhere and forgot about it!
Oh so that's what I do is it?
Run away?
Of course I did. *looks seriously pissed*
Well obviously not!
I overeacted COS 'not on finger' what happened? 'is it gone' does she care?
You know what Phoenix, I am done.
What?!
I'm done and.. so are we *runs off into the dark*
...Did I just witness a brake up?
*tear runs down face*
No. No. Please. No.
*runs after her*
*hostess myth*
No. No.
*catches up with robin*
Please. Please. *grabs her hand*
Okay... What just happened?
*glares at
Oh god. No. Please. No
*sits down on ground head in hands*
No. *whispers*
Robin come back, please.
Myth? You here?
I'm here...
Shes gone.
She's actually gone.
*rocks back and forth*
oh, i know, derek! do some rough pictures from the cover artist, showing the process and stuff.
I... Ah...
I don't know what to say.
*sits down beside Phoenix*
Shes gone. She. Is. Gone.
Gone.
What should I do? Was I being a jerk?
*looks at myth pleadingly*
A
I...don't think so.
Erm, hi guys.
(>^.^)>Kimber<(^.^<)
Hi...
Sparky? Ever watchful Sparky? Can you see this?
kallista c'mon please.
Someone go to chat. Is she there?!
Myth, Kim, Kallista
You here?
No. We can't be.
Kal. Is there any hope?
2015th!
Hey myth.
*gestures for him to sit down*
*nods*
Are you still there Rob?
Sorry, still here.
Shes gone. She wouldn't have stayed. Not after this.
*kicks self so hard*
Why was I like that.
*sits down beside Flame*
...uh
Ugh.
Thanks guys.
It was my fault. I was going to stop and make up. I knew she was on the verge. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
*hits head against ground*
*hugs kal back*
But..
*cries* I need her.
Ok *smiles*
Idk. How. That. Happened.
I need to go somewhere get away from here..
Give me a freakin website.
Don't beat yourself up, flame. You made a mistake, but it may be fixable. Think of five things you like about Rob's personality.
Ok. No need.
*smiles at everyone*
Let's fight zombies.
She's kind, fierce, level headed, lovable and BEAUTIFUL
... I'm shocked.
Talk about a major mood swing.
And three things of her...virtual appearance?
*smiles*
*shrugs*
I'm a warrior. It's what I do. If she wants me. She will cone back. If not. Well there is plently more fish in the sea.
Now *pulls machete*
Zombies?
I'm in.
hello.
what are we talking about?
*draws twin daggers*
Thrust *jumps on him/ her*
Zombies now.
*slashes one with machete*
is this about changing your name so it'll make sense in a different country?
Stabs a female zombie through the temple.
*stabs one through it's gross, brainless head*
*grabs one and throws him in lake*
*horde comes closer*
*demolishes them with shadows*
looks around for zombies, but honestly does not know what these guys are talking about atm.
*jumps on profile pic and flies overhead*
My vote is for ether an interview with Valkyrie or deleated sceans.
Shoot, still haven't come up with a power for myself.
*sits and watches from sidelines :3*
*spins and slashes one with machete*
*punches female zombie in face and her head falls off*
*slice four zombies in half*
*disentigrates one*
*kicks three to the ground*
*elbows two*
*slashes another oncoming male*
People who came on.
Zombies.
*kills another one*
*draws twin desert eagle pistols and shoots five more zombies*
*still doesn't know where zombies are...*
Oooo! Or you could do another contest and pic your favorite fanfiction one shot, written by one of your loyal minions.
God. How cool would that be?
*slices ones stomach and grabs his guts*
*tried them at other zombies*
*slices a few heads*
*screams*
*gets eaten by swarm of zombies*
Hey. Whats with all the dying zombies?
I suggested that dantea. Severeral times. :D
*kicks two into well*
*smashes chair against ones head*
*sets5 on fire*
*slices one in half with shadows*
*throws one through table*
*another throw a window*
* using air, throws another through a brick wall*
Can't talk. I'm dead.
Oh, and my griffin is left to Phoenix.
*saves myth*
My rage.
*stabs an oncoming zonbie*
NO.
I prefer no kittens, please. They are cute, etc, but something else would be a little more entertaining. It's a SP book for goodness sakes.
Yay. A griffin to add to my collection of my phoenixes.
*sets griffin on hordeofzombies*
Is exhausted.
*a wave of shadows kil the rest of them*
So. Wanna know why blogland is littered with dead zombie corposes?
*pulls pout sword. Stabbs zombie.*
This could be fun.
*ghost of Myth flies into Flame like a remnant, but a good one and unleashes rage through him*
*sixteen more zombies fall*
*looks at Robin*
Please don't do this.
Oh. You killed them all. *dissapointed.*
Ok, I'll bite. Why is blogland littered with corpses?
No, we are still fighting.
*kills a hundred more with new found rage*
Sorry, but I gotta go, but I'll come back when I can. Alive, too.
Keep my rage and griffin, though. His names Fred, by the way.
Ha kal? Thanks *hugs*
Can I have your email?
*pats Fred*
How are you boy?
*malishously kills more zombies.*
I firmly beleive in the zombies overrunning the word. Ya know. . .if Val doesn't do it first.
Ha.
*kills another one*
Mwahah!
Hmmm. A kitten named puppie.
Oh well. Stranger things have happened. And do, with allarming regulairity.
Good. Cuddling is good.
*hops on freds back* c'mon boy.
I'm sorry good night
Kal I emailed you.
*rides griffin into air*
Cool. I always thought griffins were second only to dragons.
I outta get a dragon.
Robin.
We are not finished. *looks at her*
We aren't. And don't blame yourself. Don't.
So just stop. Please. For me.
Phoenix...
I can't make it better Phoenix, I don't know how to fix it.
I do blame myself necause it is my blame to take
*swoops and dives*
It's 3:10 in the morning for me *gulps*
The same here. I'm leaving now.. bye
Uhhh-this is starting to sound like a personal conversation. I'll just quietly slip away. . . .
No.
I'm not taking that. No way. I know it's over, but I'm not taking that.
I started the fight. I overreacted. I am to blame.
*pushes her head to me*
You are not to blame.
Don't dantea.
Stop it. Believe what you will, you'll never change what I think.
Bye Blogland
*sighs*
*Lands with fred*
Ya know boy? *pats him* never fall in love. It hurts too much.
*shrugs* I tried.
~ Stay Fearless,
Flame.
Ya. *sigh* Don't I know it.
Good luck whith. . .whatever it is. It get better, I promis.
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