Just thought you'd like to know, because you are eager Minions who care about these things, that I have apparently started Book 7. Ten thousand words written since Friday.
And some of them even make sense.
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I just pissed off my old friend who moved to Spain for a year.
She happened to move for the year when Derek comes to Australia. She's freaking out, it's hilarious.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I enjoy laughing at other people's misfortune.
*is laughing at old friend's expense*
For the record, when I say old friend, I mean she is no longer my friend.
I'm not sure if she's figured that out yet.
*looks up at sky* *glare's at Sparky's name*
I am so jealous.
...Why?
Oh. What happened with you two?
Because of how lucky you are to have YOUR CHARACTER in a story BY DEREK LANDY.
She was a b*tch to me, she moved to Spain, I took the opportunity to make sure that Iwas not going to be considered her friend when she got back.
Simple.
Eve, you have a good point there.
No, they don't. *observes handlice as they scream for mercy*
Did you really like the second half of the poem?
Ah. Yeah. I lost a friend recently. I never really liked her, and while I don't know your old friend, I know that she handled it with much more dignity than mine.
I do. I love it, in fact. As I said, I am now a fan of poetry. Maybe I should write a poem...
Ink Starlight.
I like it.
I turned my head to face the one thing I truly longed for.
He turned to me. I was left speechless. I looked deep into the black of his eyes, and I knew he was looking into mine.
Everything slowed down.
He moved closer.
I could see that he was nervous.
I wasn't.
I was certain that this was what I wanted.
The wait was over.
He moved closer.
I moved closer.
I could feel my head moving forward, until I was so close I could kiss him.
But I didn't.
I ate the live chicken.
Though technically it is your name. You should pick it yourself Ink.
I love your poem Eve.
Hehe. I might post it on my blog.
You should do that.
It's really funny.
Posted it. Please read and comment, to anyone who hasn't.
Commented.
Yup, and I replied.
I have to go soon.
*hums a little*
...
Flame's back, but he isn't ON.
That's so annoying...
Are you afraid it's going to be like this again?
Like what again?
Gota go, HURRY UP AND RESPOND EVE!!!
BYE!!!
Like, you on, he's off, you off, he's on, like that. *feels guilty for bringing it up*
Oh. Bye Sparky.
...Where's Mist?
SIGH.
hello??
Inkstar? hmmm....
Hi Nix!
Hi Eve!
*throws tree at Nix* Catch!
Star's comments are disaperring again
Yeah, and more frequently now.
*Cathces tree*
what do i do with it?
Just feed it to Cthulhu until I switch to my iPod. brb
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
*hesitingly gives tree to Cthulhu*
don't eat me
WAR UNICORN!
WELL. That didn't take long. Miiiiiist! *whines*
It won't eat you if you give it a belly rub
are you guys back together?
...
will it eat me if i don't?
*beams*
Most probably. Belly rub! Now!
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist!!!!
*gives Cthulhu a timid belly rub*
Good... water demon thing
It has a name.
Now say, 'aw, who's a good Cthulhu' repeatedly.
NIGHTMA-!
*roars with laughter at Eve's poem*
yes, but Cthulhu is hard to say, and i don't like saying names to many times
Like "Mist is an idiot, he is an total idiot"
Not saying Mist is one, just picked a random name *grins*
Hehe. Im glad you like it.
Star, you monster. I taught one of those to drive.
Oh, yeah, Nix, I have a new blog post.
*glowers at Nix*
I say Ink Starlight
just commented
*grins at Mist*
Hi Mist!
Hi Eve.
*hugs*
Sorry about last night, my dad turned the modem off with no warning at all.
Read the comment. I do have a knack for poetry, don't I?
And my mum turned the Internet off at the same time.
Then I spent half an hour typing out the link I the page on my stupid brick phone only to find out i was out of credit.
Damn Dymocks.
I like Star Midnight. You'll always be Star to me.
I say Star Midnight then.
Damn Dymocks.
I had to get my copy of TEOTW at Big W in the end
Damn Dymocks
*smiles at Mist*
im sorry, i just read the comments fromk yesterday, and you said Cthulhu wants me?
In other news, I an writing a new short story. I'll get on the pc soon and keep writing Nix and Mist soon though because I finished the thing for Sparky.
I got mine from big w too. Then I stepped on a meat pie.
*laughs at memory from last night*
My feet still hurt though
Hahahaha.
Wow, how many stories are you writing, Mist?
i could write it if you want Mist?
Yeah, that happened to a bunny. Except the bunny didn't survive.
Australian shops. I've never heard of water stones.
No, I'll get it done. And soon.
A lot. I listed them yesterday but I'll do it again in a sec. Hang on I'll get on the computer.
Shops in Adelaide:
Big w
Dymocks
Borders
Angus and Robertson
Woolworths
K mart
Coles
Food land
Eb games
Game
Orange story
Smiggle
David jones
Yay! Lists!
you still have Borders?
Yeah, think so.
i need a name for a male, non magic thing that wants to destroy the world
*sighs happily* this is the life.
Like, just a normal name , but for a super evil guy?
No, actually, not a noraml name or guy
Just non magic, so no Joe Revenge or something
How does Adolf Hitler sound?
Something dramatic, and showing he's not completly human
Oh, right. I'll get thinking or something like that.
no
one, that's racially insensitive, two, just no
Like Darquess, but not something so obviously magic
Cole Adillo?
at the moment im sticking with Thantos, the Greek god of Death
Tell me if you think of something better
Sorry, I wAs just thinking about armadillos.
one name, not two
And no, he came up with it himself, so something dramatic
Gelsamel.
not quite...
Sarth?
Sarithus?
Haratus?
Sargicusimballidowumbasilucarlia?
Inferno?
Lol, Mist.
Sarth...
How about Illustriustharightopotofahipporylysimbucwakkalufidoodooischtfameliniano?
Abbadon? Appolyn?
stickn' with Sarth
Diabolos?
Cool.
Sarth! Yay!
...Darn now I can't use that name.
sorry buddy
I still think Illustriustharightopotofahipporylysimbucwakkalufidoodooischtfameliniano is a good one though.
Someone say something...
Or I'll have to make trouble.
*sighs*
Of course Kelvin would find him...
brb in 15
Information? What use does Kassd have for information?!
SLAUGHTERHOUSe!!!!
No use, I'll tell you that now...
Oh, good. FINALLY someone is acknowledging Zathier's break in.
I just hope the guards actually try and attack him.
What are you talking about?
And then...how awesome would it be if he kileld the King and claimed Earth?
*killed
Totally awesome. Of course. I would be controlling an insane Saiyan who is controlling Earth. So basically, I would be in charge of Earth!
*sighs*
But I suppose he'll have some lower-powered version of a Cleaver thing somewhere.
Or maybe not.
ZACH, POST!
GEL, POST!
*purses lips* Cthulhu!
They aren't posting...
Wait, are they even on?!
*checks user list*
*glowers and goes to treehouse*
Damn it!
Zach was there five minutes ago.
*growls*
*checks comments*
Oh, sorry, I thought you left.
I’m talking about my characters on Budokai Sagas, the roleplay forum of Dragonball Z I take part in.
Dinner. And I still don't know what you're on about.
Bye. *hugs and leaves*
Oh. OK.
Bye. *hugs*
Flame!
Sparky left around an hour ago.
Brb!
*runs into kitchen*
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
Flame!?
Did my comment disappear?
I'm waiting for my tuna pasta to cool down
Oh, right. *steps back*
FLAME!
*waits patiently*
I'm making a cake for you, dude.
*walks back shakily*
Eve. Please don't get caught up in those floods.
Eve's in Adelaide
Flood's in Sydeny/Victoria
No, I'm just observing.
*stuffs clothes, iPod, books and money into a large bag*
I need to go. I don't know when I'll be back, but we can't stay here if we want to stay dry.
Sparky.... Um.... Hi?
Oh, what, you meant actual floods? Nah, Adelaides safe.
...
'Um...Hi?'
That's it?
*sighs*
The poor house.
*prepares to pack modem*
what's going on Mist?
Oh my god. Youre place is flooded?! Oh my god. Mist be safe. Be safe. *kisses cheek*
*looks at Nixion*
Place is flooding. I don't think the house'll make it. Either way I have to go.
*hugs Eve*
Well unless you want me to grab you nd kiss you which I'm dying to do.
*smiles*
*stares in horror*
Oh god Mist, im so sorry
So you'll prabably won't be back for a while
*laughs at Flame*
Then why don't you?
2012 isn't a good year for you so far, is it?
HOW CAN YOU TWO BE SHARING SALIVA WHEN MISTS IS IN DANGER!!!
Wait, Zath, you live in the Sydney area, don't you?
Because I live in the Sydney area, and we aren't flooded.
It's freaking wet, but were aren't flooded.
*shakes head*
Probably not.
*lugs back onto back*
Ah, crap, it's coming through
*yells at brother about the sandbags*
Never mind. I have to go. Sorry, I didn't expect this to happen so soon.
Bye everyone.
*unplugs modem and leaves quickly*
*whispers*
Well... There is people there.
Mist?
*looks at Eve*
I have been distressed for the past week cause of this, let me have my sentimental moment.
*shrugs at Sparky*
Different area. I basically live in a large hole. Now I really must leave.
Bye.
...
do you have any idea when you'll be back?
Do i write the next chapter, or will you? are you okay?
*steps closer to Flame*
Since when has that ever mattered?
Be careful Zath.
*screams*
*attempts to rescue Mists house*
*pats Eve on back*
you okay?
*leans in and stops*
You sure?
*smiles*
*kisses her on the cheek*
Bye Ink.
*smiles at Flame and kisses him on the lips*
Oh...my...god.
Mist better have a boat. *builds canoe for Mist*
Eve. Mist you back on?
*kisses Sparky repeatedly*
*pats Eve on back*
I missed you Flame.
Mist is in mortal peril and I'm eating tuna pasta.
I dedicate this page to
Mist, sorry man
Sparky and Flame *rolls eyes*
Eve, hang in there
IS HE BACK On? No, he bloody isn't! His house has been flooded!
*slaps Nix*
I meant you guys back on.
*rolls eyes*
Imma going to school soon. Still in bed tho
well, Mist has left, and possible won't be back on for a long time, becuase HIS HOUSE JUST FLOODED!
and you two are making out
Why, why, why...
Why is this happening? And why to Mist? Why not Kenny?
*goes into treehouse*
Kenny deserves it
And Mist... he'll be back, eventually
*kisses sparky ^ one more time*
Shut up nix
*pokes head out window and screeches profanities at lake*
I have to go.
Bye guys.
*kisses Flame, grins at him and vanishes*
And I have to go.
Bye.
Bye Sparky.
NO, I WON'T SHUT UP! A VERY GOOD FRIEND HAS LEFT FOR QUITE POSSIBLE A FEW MONTHS!
Bye Phoenix.
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