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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 4714 Newer› Newest»I know, right? Being eaten is very unpleasant. Therefore, Skulduggery shoudn't eat me. AND I WAS EATING AN EYEBALL, DID YOU SEE IT?
Kienan's my cousin. I don't know if he's actually coming on, though, or if he was LYING...
Oh thx for clearing that up!!!
Yes, I was slightly worried about that, and then I remembered that it was you.
Kienan will be shocked if he does come.
Wait, no, he's just having trouble logging in...
*gets ready to shock him*
Don't kill him, please.
No promises.
Sparky, he's related to me. DON'T KILL HIM.
.... *watches the pre-battle sequence with popcorn*
Hi
If you kill him, I'll be blamed for it.
You do realise that if, Peren, say, were to come, I would kill him so hard he'd come back to life.
Omg hi!!!
Hi Kienan. How much snow do you have? (Grandma told me you had to go do work outside... HAHA.)
*dives on Kienan, cuts his hair off with my Makhaira and shocks his face*
*laughs as Kienan gets up, smouldering*
See? He isn't dead.
Not dead just shocked and slightly bald....
*slaps Sparky* You're older. You're supposed to be more mature than me. And you are, but you aren't ACTING like it...
I want to be 12 for five minutes, OKAY?
Being 12 was awesome.
Yeah, it is awesome. I've still got 3 months and 20 days.
Your almost as old as me Val just 8 months ish off
Which means its... 3 months and 29 days till I'm 14.
14 IS GONNA BE EPIC!!!
val said you didn't hate me sparky. you lied to me
When you're 14, Sparky, Peren will still be 14. Haha.
*tackles Kienan again*
No, I don't hate you, this is just entertaining.
I told her not to kill you! I did!
SPARKY, BE NICER.
oh *kicks sparky off*
Isn't punching people nice anymore?
*punches Kienan*
*tackles Sparky* Stop it, or I will call Caelan too get you. *pulls out phone*
Yo val caelan doesn't have a phone does he??
*hit's sparky with a random car*
Sure he does. How else would I get in contact with him in Dark Days?
By the way, Kienan, what chapter of Dark Days are you on?
i'm tired of getting pushed around
*stands on Skulduggery's Bentley and starts dancing* *laughs as he tries to push me off of it*
*stops hitting people*
Val, please get off me.
If possible, get the car off me to.
He's only on dark days!!!!!!!!
Which book did you guys read first???
chapter 7
Sparky. Email.
well were in America so we cant get the other books with out ordering off amazon
I haven't gotten anything...
Oh, that's the one where I get slapped in the face. A lot. I HATE THAT PART!
ya...
I've read all the way to Death Bringer... I've read it at least 5 times...
well i'm making a awesome comic
I haven't gotten an email.
Wait, is that the one where Fletcher... *checks in the book* NOOO! IT IS!
even though i only have the title page done...
Got it.
A bit late though.
no i sent you a pic of the title page.
The title page looks cool
if i could put it up here i would but i cant
the main person has a pig for a sidekick
Nice... Does the pig die? (Please say yes... That would be awesome...)
i will be working on the next page so i will read the comments but not respond as often
Kienan I'm listening to Makers
no. of course not his name is ham thats why chapter 0 is better with ham
yay.
I'M WRITING!
... I really need a title for this...
Chapter 0? There's such thing as a chapter 0?
yes. its the prolog
I NEED A TITLE!!!
G2g it's 11 and my parents have just come back so I Gota go... Bye
Bye Rim
Bye Rim.
bye Rim
why did everybody stop talking
I was trying to wash black paint off my hand.
GIMME A TITLE!!!
the book of awesome poops
THE DEAD BODIES WHO WERE ACTUALLY ALIVE AND EATING PIE EVERY SECOND OF DEATH BUT SINCE THEY AREN'T DEAD ALL THEY EAT IS PASTA BREAD!!! That's the title.
its a title
nice title val
...
Riight...
Maybe you should READ the story before I force you into making up a title for it...
WANNA READ IT?
the title for my book is wondercraft
ya
Not yet... Let me finish what I'm doing...
my book is more of a comic on a video game
blaw blaw blaw... BLAW.
blaw blaw blaw... BLAW.
nag nag nag
Well, I'm going to keep writing it till Val gives me the okay.
ok
No, not the 'nag nag nag' thing... That got old....
Let me see how many times I can get this comment to post...
Let me see how many times I can get this comment to post...
Let me see how many times I can get this comment to post...
he he he...
how do you do that
I kept clicking it.
OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
Don't do that again, Sparky...
I POSTED IT TEN TIMES!!!
I won't. That was scary.
CAN I POST THE STORY YET???
in chapter 1 of my comic zombies invade markus the main caricters name and hams camp cause its night
ZOMBIES!!!!
Kienan, would you be interested by a membership in The Straight Jackets?
mabey
I LOVE ZOMBIES! Except, you know, Scapegrace and Thrasher and stuff... Oh, and I don't like the zombies in Boy Eats girl, either, except thte main guy, I think his name was Nathan, he was cool...
AND YES, YOU CAN POST IT.
val should i
Why was it so cold? She didn’t want to move. She was comfortable there. But why did it need to be so cold? She could hear something. Sirens. Where was she? She opened her eyes. Ugh. She was still in her bedroom.
Wait. Sirens?
She rolled over and landed on the floor.
‘Ow…’ She moaned. She did that every day. She needed a bigger bed. She got up and looked at her closet. She picked out jeans and a football jersey. She tripped at the top of the stairs and eventually landed on the floor. She did that every day too. She grunted and got up. She checked her watch. 2:30am. What the hell was happening? She opened the front door and saw that the house across the street had broken windows. Nothing to do with her. She shut the door again and walked into the kitchen. She ignored the toaster completely because the last time she used it, the toaster burnt half of her hair off. She opened the microwave carefully and avoided the small explosion of goo.
‘Ryan!’ She called up the stairs. ‘Get down here!’ She heard a groan, a thump and a swear as Ryan hit his head against the ceiling.
‘Microwave?’ He yelled back, leaning over the banister of the hallway upstairs.
‘Yes the microwave.’
‘I have to clean it don’t I?’ He asked. She nodded.
She sat in the dining room eating cereal and glaring at Ryan. Idiot. He had done that two days ago. She didn’t forget to easy. She saw him shuffle out of the kitchen.
‘Done.’ He mumbled, heading back up the stairs. She watched him slowly make his way up the stairs. God, he was stupid sometimes. But, most of the time he was a complete brainbox. He wasn’t smart in the straight A student sense, he was just… Intelligent. He was in his second year of University and his looks were deceiving. Very deceiving. He had spiky red hair that people made fun of. He was average height and skinny. His eyes were pale blue and his features were uninteresting. He was funny, in a annoying sort of way and they were housemates. It was her, Ryan and Kat. Oh. Kat.
‘Ryan wait!’ She called up again. He looked down again.
‘What now?’
‘Where’s Kat?’
‘She’s still in bed.’
‘Are you sure?’ She asked.
‘Yes, Harper, I’m positive I ch-‘ He paled. ‘I didn’t check. Are those sirens?’
‘Yes, they are sirens. Let’s check the basement.’ They walked down the stairs and knocked on the basement door. No response. Harper opened the door and peered into the room. Empty. Harper started walking up the stairs.
‘The psycho has gone arsonist again. Let’s go get her.’ She said. Ryan sighed and started muttering something about chains as he got his jacket. They walked out into the freezing cold, crossed the road and entered the forest behind the houses on that side of the street. They walked to the clearing at the middle of the forest and saw Kat sitting in the snow, rocking back and forth slightly. Harper and Ryan shared a look, then Harper tentatively reached towards Kat’s shoulder. Kat looked up, her eyes shining.
It looks like so little text formatted like this.
That's two A4 pages of size twelve font.
I think that, in a way, Kat acts like me. I would SO kick a door down if I was angry.
Yeah...
I don't know, Kienan, I haven't joined The Straight Jackets yet... *grins at Sparky's disapproving look*
You should join the Straight Jackets.
It's fantastic.
wow that was amasing sparky
Thanks Kienan!
Now, TITLE?
ya i shouldent join and there is a tipo its you go uts
AGH! THAT'S COLD! *runs back inside* Just now, I stepped outside for a second, just to see if it was still snowing, but then I heard something, and I started walking across the porch... BUT I DIDN'T HAVE SHOES ON.
Sparky, if I join the Straight Jackets, may I be the lead Detective?
if val joins il join
Kienan, you should read one of MY stories... I'll post a short one here...
Uh... We already have a detective.
im going to wright what i have tought up of wonder craft in word verson so i wont talk for a wile. i dont have that much done
im going to wright what i have tought up of wonder craft in word verson so i wont talk for a wile. i dont have that much done
TITLE!
well it just deletid my story so im mad
NO! I WANNA BE THE DETECTIVE!
Can I be the lead Ninja Leprechaun Detective of All Mysteries?
ughhhhh
...
We have a ninja, we have a detective.
So...
TITLE!!!
*rofls*
HAHAHAHAHA...
Uhhh...
Ivy Animosity sighed as Asininity Blunt entered the room. Asininity was short, bony, and not the least bit frightening. He was wearing a ridiculously long cape, and even with a tiny glance, you could tell it was taking him a great effort not to trip on it.
"At last," Asininity said, "I've captured the great Ivy Animosity."
Ivy raised an eyebrow. "I know that I'm great, everyone does, it's obvious, but honestly? I'm thirteen. Was that such a difficult task? If I hadn't been sleeping, you wouldn't have had a chance against me. And how do you know that I'm even Ivy? I could be someone else entirely."
Asininity glared for a moment. "I know you're Ivy. You fit the description I was given."
"So? There could be a thousand other people who look like me."
He shook his head. "No. No, you're the girl with dark hair, the indigo eyes, and the pale skin. I know you're Ivy."
It was true. Ivy had long, wavy hair so dark it looked almost black, and skin so pale you could nearly see her veins. It was her eyes, though, that gave her away. Her eyes were a dark indigo. And she was also known for her unusual skills.
"OK," she said, "fine, I'm Ivy. You guessed correctly. Congratulations. But I feel the need to ask: why'd you capture me in the first place?"
"You tell me. You're the one who can read minds."
"You have no proof."
"Yes, I do."
"Really? Do you? Prove it. Prove that I can read minds."
Asininity grinned, but remained silent. This girl's an idiot, he was thinking. There's no way she could've done everything she's known for.
"Hey!" Ivy shouted. Asininity's smile grew, and Ivy swore under her breath. She instantly knew what she'd done. She'd just proved to him exactly want he wanted her to.
"So you can read minds. Not for long, though. When I'm finished with you--"
Ivy rolled her eyes. "When you're finished with me I'll be a bloody corpse, I'll be regretting my life decisions, I'll be dead, whatever. I'm not the slightest bit scared of you." She paused. "In fact, you're scared of me. I know it."
"I'm not scared of you!" Asininity shouted.
Ivy grinned. "Yes, you are. You think I'm intimidating."
"I do not!"
"You do. I can read minds, remember?"
Asininity glared. Ivy took one step foward and he practically flinched. Ivy laughed.
"That's it!" Asininity screeched angrily. He put his hand in his pocket and with drew a switch. Grinning at Ivy, he pushed the button on top.
And nothing happened.
He pushed it again, harder this time, and that's when it actually worked.
Ivy heard the wall behind her opening and spun around. A huge blade swung out of the wall. Ivy flipped backwards to dodge it. She looked at Asininity, who was arching an eyebrow at her. She glared at him for a moment then dived to the floor to avoid the spear that flew over her head. She felt the floor around her shifting, so she rolled to the side and jumped up. She heard Asininity's thoughts.
The poison darts, he thought. She'll never be able to dodge those.
Ivy heard something above her moving. She looked up. Hanging from the ceiling, about to fall, were darts tipped with what Ivy knew was poison. She looked at Asininity, who grinned, and pointed above Ivy's head. The darts started falling.
Ivy waited a moment, then decided to use one of her other skills. Ivy clapped her hands together, once, then held them above her head. Two streams of dark blue light shot from her hands, hitting the darts, obliterating them completely.
She heard a gasp and turned around. Asininty was staring at her in complete shock. He was scared. Ivy grinned at him. Then, surprisingly, he grinned back.
The sword in the wall. She won't be able to hear it behind her. That'll stop her.
Ivy dropped to the ground, waiting until she figured it was safe. Then Asininity screamed.
She glanced up. The sword had shot out of the wall, but not at her. It had been in the wall behind him. It had hit Asininity in the side. She looked at him.
"What are you doing?" he gapsed. "Help me!"
Ivy got to her feet and arched an eyebrow. "Help you? You just tried to kill me! No, I'm not helping."
"Please," he whimpered. "Please help me. You can leave afterwards, I promise."
Ivy sighed. She walked over to where Asininity was. He whimpered again. She grabbed the sword's handle and yanked it out of his side.
"Thank you," he said weakly.
"No problem," Ivy said, then punched him in the face and he fell over.
When she was certain she he wasn't going to be able to follow her anytime soon, she turned to the door, taking the sword with her, and walked away.
The End.
KIENAN READ THAT STORY, I COMMAND YOU TO! READ THE EPIC STORY THAT YOUR COOLEST COUSIN WROTE A WHILE AGO!
Hah.
That story is from when Ivy was more of a good guy...
Woah, really?
Sparky, can I be "Skulduggery's Loyal and Trustworthy Combat Accessory, Who Is A Brilliant Ninja Leprechaun Detective That Decapitates People For Fun"?
uh? thats rather odd. anybody have their anit-censorship banners? ( or anything similar?) (stop american censorship)
EDITOR, I REFUSE.
Val, certainly.
If you apply properly on the blog, and out your title there, you can join.
Fine. I'll brb
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......Sparky's gone mad......
refuse the blogroll thing? or american censorship?
Blogroll.
Hey Mar.
DOWN WITH PIPA AND SOPA!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sparky, your thing refuses to let me comment.
Wonder craft chapter 0 better with ham. i was having a dream a nice and pleasant dream but i was woken up by a pig pulling on my shirt. he was cute and nice. i think i will name you ham. The pig oinked with joy he liked it. now where was i. as i could see i was on a beach with sea as far as the eye could see. and a beautiful forest. witch should i go to ham. he nudged me and led me to a chest. nice one ham. now why was i here i remember being on a boat looking for some thing but what. well i
will find out later. now how to open this chest. thats all i have done it kepped deleting the story. thats why it took so long.
Yo~
*gasps*
I'll...I'll never find out what happens to June! Or Bekah! Or Cathleen! Or Caim! Or Winter! Or Gigi! Or...or...or..AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAIT SOPA MEANS Stop Internet Piracy Act.? WELL I DONT LIKE AMERICAN CENSORSHIP..
It's good, Kienan. But it needs to have the grammar checked... DID YOU READ MY STORY?
Val, just send it to me in an e-mail.
val good story
NOOOOOO! NO NO NO NO!!!!!!
I will not stand for this! Nu uh! Noooo! No no no!
*gasps*
I'll have to adopt Pip and Pet! YESSSS!
NVM SOPA MEANS Stop Online Piracy Act
ya and its good to. plus thx. and also i suck at grammer and spelling
Thanks Kienan.
And okay, I'll send it to you, Sparky...
They can't DO that! The internet effects the WHOLE WORLD! Not just America! THE WHOLE STINKIN' EARTH! And America can, like, last! SO WHAT DO WE KNOW, HUH?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'M FRUSTRATED.
val did you like my story
i agree mar-chu
I'LL SECOND MAR'S MOTION!
brb
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Meh. End my rant.
....I like oranges!
IT WORKED!
Congrats Sparky!
Technically, I was cheating, but I don't particularly care.
NO MAR, YOU LIKE TRAINS!!!!
*goes off to eat potato chips*
Ppph, silly Sparky! You can't EAT TRAINS! Hah!
Sparky, I sent you an email...
gtg, bye!
*runs off*
*bites off Mar's arm as she leaves* Agh, it needs salt. *throws it back at Mar*
Bye Mar.
I got it Val, you're in.
im back
Yessssss... My title is awesome... And so true...
sparky is it snowing where you are
It's summer for Sparky... She's in Australia...
Kienan, I'm in Australia.
What do YOU think?
dang
well i didnt know that
*starts dancing in a circle* I'm sooo booooorrrrreeeddddddd....
gtg buy
Bye.
*tackles him one more time*
Bye Kienan, have fun being trapped inside the house.
k
OH HAI DERE!
RUBY!
Sparky! *glomps*
*eats a soul*
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