Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Blogger Bah

Okay, I have done SOMETHING with the comments section...

Now when you comment, a new window should pop up. It isn't perfect, but at least there are pages now, and you don't have to keep reloading to get to the newest comment...

This is all VERY annoying.

4,714 comments:

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Eve the ROCK said...

Uh, I don't think he's scheduled to come here....I wish he was.

Nixion Strange said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Eve the ROCK said...

Ha. No, you're still the insane one. I'm perfectly stable. *eats live chicken*

Nixion Strange said...

WEEE, we're insane
it's no fun being sane, trust me

Unknown said...

I've always been insane...

Anyway, he NEEDS to come to Australia, I haven't met him yet!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah. Doesn't mean we're not intelligent.

Eve the ROCK said...

Neither have I.

Wait, what's a blog again?

Nixion Strange said...

2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 6
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4
2+2 is 4

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh my god how did you work that out?

Nixion Strange said...

I'm on the internet, duh

Eve the ROCK said...

Ah. Yes.

Eve the ROCK said...

Ah. Yes.

Nixion Strange said...

here's a tough one

2x2=...

Unknown said...

Oh, no...Umm..

Eve the ROCK said...

Hey, Negative Sanity? If you want to meet him, go to this blog and ask Phoenix to join. He'll need your email.

http://meetthegoldengod.blogspot.com/

Eve the ROCK said...

Not sayin' it's gonna work, but...

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh DAMN I can't get my head around that one. Why do you have to make this so hard?

Unknown said...

I'll be back later.

Unknown said...

Bye.

Nixion Strange said...

so wait, to meet derek, you have to do what?

Nixion Strange said...

and i wanna become a contributer on that blog

Nixion Strange said...

please

Nixion Strange said...

r u still even there? are u trying to solve my equation? it's a tough one, i know

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, you put your email down in the blog where it says put your email down, then Phoenix will send you an email and tell you how to join and then you post all your short stories there and hopefully it will be sent to a publisher and atch Derek's attention. And then he'll invite us over for tea or something

Nixion Strange said...

where do i put my email? im not good with computers. give my step by step instructions

Eve the ROCK said...

Sorry I was gone for so long. I just thought people HAD to see the picture of the flying car I put on my blog...taken with my own camera....

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay. Go to this link: http://meetthegoldengod.blogspot.com/

Nixion Strange said...

k, what's next

Nixion Strange said...

and i saw the car. isn't that from harry potter?

Nixion Strange said...

hang on, can you just give me his email adress, cause i think i figured it out, but my computer dosn't let me do it this way

Nixion Strange said...

but tell me how to do it anyway, i might be wrong

Unknown said...

Guess what?

Eve the ROCK said...

Yah. Went to the Exhibition.

Uh....okay, now I can't find the post. He deleted it, Goddamit! Uh, just try putting a comment on the post underneath the one at the top. Make sure to put your email in the comment. Just say you want to join

Nixion Strange said...
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Nixion Strange said...

Please, i can blog and stuff, but i can't comment anywhere but here

Unknown said...

I worked out the answer!

It's 4!...wait...

Eve the ROCK said...

Done.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, that happens sometimes, it's annoying.

Are you sure it's four? I was WAY off...

Nixion Strange said...

4! amazing

and did you put the comment on for me eve

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay Nobody, you should get an email, like, uh, can't say soon, but...um....you'll get an email.

Sparky Braginski said...

Sorry...

*pulls chicken out of throat*

That wasn't appericiated Eve.

*puts hands on hips and winces*

My hand still needs to be reconstructed.

Nixion Strange said...

U sure, cause im gunna delet that comment now

and i checked the internet.
It is four.

Nixion Strange said...

hey, sparky, your here!

Eve the ROCK said...

Well, it woke you up! .....eventually. Use purple glue.

Unknown said...

Oh, right.

*Calls Fletcher and drops Sparky off at Kenspeckle's place, then returns*

Back.

Sparky Braginski said...

Great. I gotta go again, but I shall return!

Eve the ROCK said...

Wait, what comment are you deleting? The one on his blog? Don't do that. Or did you mean the one here? Yeah, delete that.

Nixion Strange said...

You went on my blog?

Eve the ROCK said...

I must leave. Buh-buh.

Unknown said...

Byee~

Nixion Strange said...

oh, see ya. if i get in, just comment on this blog, including the name nobody, and i'll find it

Nixion Strange said...

Negative, What do i guess. TELL ME

Eve the ROCK said...

I meant Phoenix's blog, but for the record, yes, I did go on your blog, Carlos. Bye.

Nixion Strange said...

what happened?

Unknown said...

Iunno...

Nixion Strange said...

i know, i just checked my blog, and u were there

Nixion Strange said...

What does that mean?

Nixion Strange said...

Negative? what does that mean?

Unknown said...

I don't know, what is your blog?

Nixion Strange said...

Nobody's blog. if you want to see it, click on my name and under my blogs, there it is

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

Nixion Strange said...

hey sparky

Sparky Braginski said...

Hey Nobody. Brb.

Nixion Strange said...

You there Negative?

Nixion Strange said...

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Sparky Braginski said...

Nobody, that's a while away.

Nixion Strange said...

1st

Nixion Strange said...

No. I will be 1st

Nixion Strange said...

Your back huh

Sparky Braginski said...

In 50 more comments maybe.

Nixion Strange said...

1st

Unknown said...

Back.

Sparky Braginski said...

For 45 mins.

So make the most of it.

Nixion Strange said...

>Sigh<
so i won't be first

Nixion Strange said...

by the way, im trying to join your golden god blog

Nixion Strange said...

put in a good word for my, say im a good writer

Sparky Braginski said...

Which one?

Nixion Strange said...

A collaborative effort to meet the golden god!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Sure I guess.

I don't think I have any influence in that one though...

Unknown said...

I commented on your blog, Nobody.

Nixion Strange said...

Eve put a comment asking if i can join, i hope i can, i pretty good at writing, and I NEED TO MEET DEREK LANDY

Sparky Braginski said...

EVERYONE JOIN THESTRAIGHT JACKETS!!!

Nixion Strange said...

I saw, and eve ment when/if i jion the golden god blog

Nixion Strange said...

how do i join?

Sparky Braginski said...

Go to my profile, then click on the link to my blog the Straight Jackets, then go to the first post and do what it says.

Nixion Strange said...

i can't comment anywhere but here, so can i put the reasons im crazy here? please, i want to join

Sparky Braginski said...

Sure thing.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm leaving. Bye!

Nixion Strange said...

I have a small bookcase in my room. Technicly, it's a bookcase, but isee it as a shrine to the Golden God, Derek landy. I have no room for anything to download in this computer, but when i saw derek put two short stories on his website, i deleted very presious photos. AM I CRAZY ENOUGH?

Sincerley
Nobody

Unknown said...

I'm joining Golden God too.
(I just can't be bthered to right out the whole thing)

Unknown said...

How do you post?

Nixion Strange said...

this thingy i just wrote wasn't for golden god, it was for another blog.

To join golden god (you might not get in)Click on sparky's name, and then click on the blog A collaborative effort to meet the golden god!!!!.
Click on the name Nix Willows, on the left and side, it says
contact me
E-mail
Email him and ask if you can join.

Nixion Strange said...

hello? got it?

Nixion Strange said...

anyone there?

Nixion Strange said...

alright, i'm gonna go now

Sparky Braginski said...

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Sparky Braginski said...

*scratches head*

I think I just conflicted with my own edit.

-HB/Joe- said...

holy crap this is weird

-HB/Joe- said...

Aaaaaaand I'm gone.

Nixion Strange said...

Anyone still here?

Nyx Dawn said...

Derek, for your last 16 extra pages, could you draw something?

Please!

Unknown said...
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Holly said...

Anyone still here?

Derek Landy said...

Hi Crystal Darkflair!

Hi Pixie and Ruby- no news on any movie yet! Sorry!

Pink Rose- you're absolutely right, in the first book I didn't emphasise the loss and the sadness that Stephanie and her folks felt after Gordon died. This was a conscious decision on my part, because I didn't want people to pick up the book and be immediately thrown into sorrow and pain. Steph is sad, and I think that comes across because everything is so subdued, but I didn't dwell on it.

Of course, we only meet Steph at the funeral itself, so everyone's had a few days of crying and mourning. When we meet them, they've reached the point of "putting on a brave face". Gordon was a lively, funny and practical guy- he would have wanted them to get back to making jokes as soon as possible.

Niamhy Jay said...

Hello??
Anybody on??

Niamhy Jay said...

DEREK!!
HEY
HOW ARE YOU??

Niamhy Jay said...

Derek??

Really no one is here??

I just happen to stumble on here at the same time as Great Golden God and he Disappears on me?? D':

Rosie said...

Hello Derek!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv9epqPW4D1qcik1o.gif

Holly said...

Derek, would you ever explore symbol magic as a thing outside little mentions, i.e. actual descriptions of the symbols themselves? I'm really interested in it, and especially because it's meant to be this 'language of magic' that many characters use...

Holly said...

1st.

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Holly said...

I dedicate this page to Valduggery...
*watches as everyone descends on me*
*is shot*

Niamhy Jay said...

CONGRATULATIONS HOLLY!!

HI
How are you??
*hug*

Holly said...

I'm good, thanks! Just did some writing - I'm trying to write 2000 words a day whenever I do write, like Derek mentioned. Apparently it's a good number. I've got 700 words to go, which is convenient, because I need to do some coursework which needs to be 750 words. You?

Kribu said...

Now that's a dedication I can get behind! ~watches self get shot, too~

Ooh! On the off chance that you see this, dear Golden God, are we ever going to find out what the present was that Skulduggery meant to give Valkyrie for Christmas in Mortal Coil and then never did?

And is he ever going to give her that stick he promised to give her?

(Yes, I have been thinking about those things ever since I first read Mortal Coil, well over a year ago now. Really. I lead a sad life.)

Niamhy Jay said...

I am okay.
Been better.

Kinda Sad I didn't get to talk to Derek Today though :(

I always miss him.

Haven't Spoken to him since... August??
I am pretty sure it was August, or the beginning of September.

Holly said...

Oh, I second those questions! Enquiring minds want to know!
(And not just because we agree on choices of dedications, either.)
*dodges bullets*

I would love to find out about the christmas present, the language of symbols, and how Fletcher has 'seen' Australia to teleport there.

Niamhy Jay said...

I <3 Fletcher Renn!!
He is AMAZING!!
He could Take you to the North Pole to see the Northern Lights!!

I don't think he has to have been there before, if he's seen a Photo of the Place or something like that would do!

Kribu said...

I'm fairly sure he said somewhere in the early days that he had to see a place first before he could teleport there, but I assume it's possible that as he learned to use his powers, he also learned to teleport somewhere he's only seen on a picture before.

I'd love to know more about the symbols, too - it seems like a useful skill set, and something people can do in addition to their regular magic.

Niamhy Jay said...

SAME
My OC is a Sigil Magic Person, like China.

Holly said...

I would probably choose China's adept discipline if I wasn't any good at Elemental magic, yeah.
#hahaiwillalwaysbeamuggle

Maybe THAT can what the last 16 pages can be made into - a beginner's guide to Sigils?

(Or maybe an in-universe book release... *hopeful*)

Niamhy Jay said...

In my OC thing, My character was one of China's Students :P

Star Midnight said...

I'd also like to learn about symbols

Niamhy Jay said...

Hello Star.
Nice to meet you.

*shakes hand*

Sparky Braginski said...

I don't get Valduggery.

Laura Jordan said...

Random story for anyone out there who is as bored as I am - well, actually, I'm putting off doing coursework, but same difference. Nevertheless, here is my story...

I am an unnaturally tall human being living in a cottage with unnaturally low ceilings, and in a state of complete idiocy, this simple fact completely slipped my mind, and when I got up off my bedroom floor I smashed my head against the light, hitting it so hard I actually BROKE it!

I ran downstairs yelling, "MUM! MUM! I JUST BROKE MY BEDROOM LIGHT WITH MY HEAD!"
She looks at me calmly and says, "You did what?"
So I repeat, "I hit my head against my bedroom light and it smashed!"
A few moments pass and then she is saying, "Is the light okay?", to which I nod.
Then she says, "No wires hanging loose or anything?" and I shake my head.
She looks thoughtful for a moment and says to me, "Go get your father to check that it's okay."
I frown and say, "Who's going to check that my brain is okay?!"
She arches an eyebrow at me and says, "Have you been attacked by a tall girl and smashed to smithereens? No, I think not. You're fine. Have some compassion for your poor light and go tell you father to fix it."
I sigh, nod, rub my sore head and do as I am told.

Caring parents, eh? I'm only joking, I love my mumsie and pops, really :) And I'm almost certain they are fairly fond of me too ;)

However the story is genuinely true!

Well, that killed some time. Now it's off to find another distraction... to fanficton!

x

Sparky Braginski said...

I still don't get Valduggery. When it was explained to me the thought in my head was 'Why?'


WHY!?

I'm all for Val and Fletch.

Sparky Braginski said...

Cool story Sabrina.

Rim. said...

Hi everyone an I'm with Sparky; Fletchyrie all the way!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

*high five Rim*

WOO!

Kribu said...

Valduggery, because it's just right.

Also, because Skul's the hottest man in the books. ~is deep~

Sparky Braginski said...

A) Skulduggery is a skeleton.

B) Skulduggery is over 400. As Val said 'Dude. I'm 16.'

C) THAT WOULD BE WEIRD.

Rim. said...

*hi fives Sparky!*
Valduggery is just wrong!!! Eww *shivers*

Rim. said...

Lol I said that to an Irish football coach who thought I was like 5 years older than i am,and I changed the 16 to 13

Kribu said...

What about him being a skeleton? ~happens to think skeletons can be very sexy~

But more seriously, because he's the only person around, apart from Echo!Gordon, who knows what and who Val is. She can be honest with him. He understands her the way no one else can.

With anyone else, the boys may be pretty, but Val doesn't seem to be too keen on telling them about her other side - it's all lies and omissions.

Sparky Braginski said...

BUT THE AGE DIFFERENCE.

And I don't think Val is very 'into' Skulduggery.

Rim. said...

Sparky if your thinking it was in vals situation it wasn't I was asked to trial for the Irish ladies team and I'm like really too young.
Kribu - yeah but skul has a second side and fletcher would not believe her or pass out from shock so its best not to tell him.

Rim. said...

Hi shadow!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Rim! *hugs*

Rim. said...

*hugs back* I'm pretty sure everyone else ditched us..

Sparky Braginski said...

Sorry, gotta go.

BYE!!!

Rim. said...

I'm good thanks doin some science and spanish homework... What u doin and feelin?

Rim. said...

Bye Sparky!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Sparky! *hugs*

I'm eating' 3 week old sweets whilst on my phone. I feel OK.

Rim. said...

Good!! Nom sweets!

Lynxia Lost said...

*offers slightly stale sweet* Yes, nom! Were you fighting Tesseract with the others on the last page?

Rim. said...

*takes sweet* thanks and no I wasn't...

Lynxia Lost said...

Good, because he was my mentor but I still dislike him. He got paid to kill me and drove me into hiding!

Rim. said...

Ok... My names shadow ripper cus my school nickname was ripper and I don't like shadows so o would like to rip them apart in a fight...

Lynxia Lost said...

Well well well now. I think I found me a none believer!

Rim. said...

Lol I like the power of death but the coldness would just annoy me!! I'm sticking with elemental...

Lynxia Lost said...

Yes I'm a Neco but I don't believe in the whole 'destroying lifes barriers' crap!

Rim. said...

Lol do you like to wear black then??

Lynxia Lost said...

Black and white. And silver! I adore silver! No idea why... My OC is somewhere on my blog... Somewhere in December 2011...

Rim. said...

Lol I don't have a blog... Tbh I don't want One!
My fave colours are green and orange but I wear normal colours like jeans (yes jeans are a colour in my mind) and other t shirt colours.

Lynxia Lost said...

My face. colour is purple but black, white and grey fig my gothic personality and style. I'm not even a proper gorge but I like the clothes and music. Also voodoo dolls and some emo stuff...

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Rim. said...

Lol Im not too fond of goth stuff.. I like tight jeans but not too skinny, hoodies but not chavy and boots! Boots! I love boots!!

Rim. said...

Yo Amanda!! Nice 2 meet u!!

Rim. said...

Yo Amanda!! Nice 2 meet u!!

Rim. said...

Sorry I posted that twice... Well I guess double the greeting is good!

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Oh, I like to wear all black. Everyday.


(This is Val)

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Amanda says hi back.

Lynxia Lost said...

I love my skinnys, I have loads! Boots are cool. My favorite are my ones with metal studs on and hoodies... It depends what mode I'm in...

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

She's sitting right next to me... in fact, she just said, 'I don't feel like standing right now.'

Lynxia Lost said...

Val V.? *glared slightly*

Lynxia Lost said...

**glaring

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Yep, it's Val V. Have I ever mentioned Amanda? This is her account.

Rim. said...

Hi val and Amanda!! My best boots are cool they're black with an inch heel for kickin stuff (mostly doors and walls) and they are army like with 2 buckles and a zip for decoration! Sorry i tried to shorten my rant...

Lynxia Lost said...

Once or twice... *grabs* Why did you try and kill Tesseract? *shakes* I want to be the one to kill him!

Stephanie Edgley said...

She told us she was val.v before.

Rim. said...

And yes u have mentioned her several times!!!

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

*shrugs*






We're so evil that we're watching the Fred movie. Mmhm. XD

Lynxia Lost said...

Mine have quite a heel. An ex-BF of mine has a heel shaped scar on his shin from where I kicked him for two timing...

Rim. said...

Lol good for u!!
Val- you gangster fred is like the toughest guy in the world with his helium voice!!!

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Yep, Fred and his squirrels...

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh and tell Amanda I say hi and push her off where she is sitting - it'll be funny!

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

She didn't do anything except start laughing at the TV...

Lynxia Lost said...

OK... *Poking Amanda and taking samples*

Rim. said...

Lol I never seen the film but I've seen one of his videos on YouTube...
My boots have only been In contact with flesh once... My best boy mate stole my superdry WHITE hoodie and dirtied it! He deserved a kick!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Why did she start laughing at the tv?

Rim. said...

Yeah I'm with star, were u watching phineas and fern and laugh at the girl called isabella's voice... (Yea val her name is similar to yours)

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Amanda says:


How can you take samples of me?! How is that even possible?! MAKE THEM GO AWAY!!!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Yes, I kick people quite a lot as there are some VERY annoying people in my school. My school shoes are Doc Matrons and they hurt...

Rim. said...

To get a sample they chop of pieces o your hair or get your spit...

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Not just similar, it's the same name...

Rim. said...

Yeah I thought that but I wasn't going to risk it...

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Oh my God, there's a talking deer trying to sing with Fred...

Rim. said...

....... I need to watch this film!!!

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