Sunday, January 1, 2012

2012

Happy New Year, Minions!

There are fireworks outside my window. Not directly outside, because that would be noisy. But over there, in the distance, over the town that I live beside. It's one hour into 2012 and someone is still letting off fireworks.

As you can tell, I stayed in this New Year's Eve- as I do every year. I stayed in and wrote, because I like to start the year as I mean to continue, by writing. So that's what I did. I was working on the Australia/New Zealand short story because I've pretty much figured out which characters won that little competition. Before it's announced, I just have to check with Josie about who came up with Tane Aiavao, because that's my favourite male character so far. So, Josie, if you could let me know in the Comments section, that'd be just super.


So... 2011, eh? What did it bring you?

It brought me great sales for Death Bringer- the best yet, to be honest. It brought me a flood that ruined my car, refurbishments that swallowed three months of my time, and a trip to London to see the new Twilight. Ahem. It also brought me a brand new niece to add to the collection (yay!) and so much joy as all four of them entertained my entire family (by falling over a lot).

2011 was the first year I had to stay for any length of time in hospital, so that's a new year's resolution right there: "Don't do that again." It sent me away on tour, nearly robbed me of my voice halfway through said tour, and got me meeting a whole bunch of you guys.

It brought us the last Harry Potter movie, which I thought was really well done. It brought us the uncannily good X-Men: First Class, and Thor, which was superb- and much better than Captain America (though even that was streets ahead of the abysmal Green Lantern). I thought Attack The Block was good fun, Rise of the Planet of the Apes was surprisingly great, and The Adjustment Bureau gets my vote for best romance. Plus it made me fall in love with Emily Blunt. Which is a good thing.

2011 brought me a load of great books that I tore through far too quickly, and quite a few dreadful books that I couldn't make myself finish. One of the best new YA authors of 2011, I reckon, has to be Veronica Roth, who emerged with Divergent. And no, I don't just like her because she's pretty. That's just, like, a coincidence, or something.

All in all, it was a good year for me. Nothing terrible happened to my family or my friends. The world faced so much upheaval during 2011, from financial crises to revolutions and rebellions and earthquakes and floods- but my friends and family are safe and well and happy, and that's what I reckon to be a good year. I know that not all of you can say the same. I know that some of you lost loved ones, or suffered through whatever hardships the year threw at you. For those who had a bad 2011, I hope 2012 is better. And for those who had a good 2011, I hope 2012 is better still.

Nothing wrong with being a little greedy every now and then.

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Red Right Hand said...

I can just see Serpine first walking in to that song. It's just perfect.
"By his red right hand"
Then someone drops dead at his feet as the music recomences

Anonymous said...

omg that was from the goon show! :D

Red Right Hand said...

Night munchkins. Night Derek.
It's still 30 degrees here at 10 30 at night.
Enjoy your cool

Anonymous said...

See, this is why nz has better summers. nyt :P

Lilie said...

Hello!
Any one heir?

Anonymous said...

am really hoping i didnt offend any passing americans when i said they usually don't know where people come from... sorry guys i love u all really. i mean, u brought us the hunger games :D

Holly said...

Pheonix, why don't you like valduggery? :)
(Genuinely curious.)

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Because Holly it's demented

Holly said...

Any, uh, other reasons?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Yes, because it's superbly demented

Valice said...

Hey, somebody out there??

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~Pokes~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hola, Valice! You still there?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~poke poke~

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Skyeil

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*hugs*

Holly said...

You're not actually explaining why it's so 'crazy', so forgive me if I disagree. But you know, idswysato.

Niamhy Jay said...

Hello all on here
How are you today??

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Well I'll explain it:

Skulduggery And Val together.
Starts as a kiss.
Gets outta hand.
Human skeleton doing dirty things.
Val getting somehow pregnant.

And so on and so

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hola, Phoenix!
How are you?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hello nj

I'm good sky you?

Niamhy Jay said...

Nothing like that is going to happen between Val and Skulduggery, It's just WRONG on SOO many levels.
That's like Zombie Scapegrace getting together with Clarabelle!! JS

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

That's what I think... But people still want it to happen

Holly said...

Wooo, reasons! Okay, that's all I wanted to know.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Whoops, sorry for slow replis xD
Doing a lot at once and a slow computer -_-

Hiya, NJ!

I'm sick :P

Niamhy Jay said...

It's not right.
Plus, Val is DARQUESSE.
Skulduggery loves Valkyrie, yes, but LIKE A DAUGHTER.!! He has no feeling for her in that way what so ever!!
Plus, when you think about it Derek would then be making SP a bit of a Pedo!!
For flip sake SP is over 450 years of age!!

Niamhy Jay said...

SKYRIL *hugs*
That's horrible!! What's wrong??

*gives Skyril a Hot Water Bottle*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I agree.. People tried to make Derek do it last night..

*disgust*

Sky we've met, I am Flame btw. Did you get your interweb fixed?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Oh, I think it's the flu. Not sure. M whole family had it, but iI didn't, and now they're getting over it, and I got it -_-
Ok, yeah, run-on, run-on....

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Poor you..

*hands hotter water bottle*

Niamhy Jay said...

I gotta go wash dishes
I'll be Back Soon

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Okie

Holly said...

Oh, but is it explicitly stated that skulduggery sees her as a daughter? I mean, she has a dad. And she doesn't see him as a mentor or father figure, she says so. Also, weren't Tanith and Ghastly going to go out and everyone saw that as perfectly normal even though he's over a century older than her? Idk, just having a discussion. Not tryin to be rude or offensive.

Holly said...

Ugh, typing on my phone means I make so many spelling mistakes! Sorry about that.

nights.raven said...

Happy New Years, Derek!
and Happy New Years everyone else!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Well yes, but Tanith and ghastly are both human,

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hi nights

nights.raven said...

hi flame

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

How r u?

Holly said...

So are skulduggery and Valkyrie (who counts a bit of Ancient blood, eh?).
But yeah, how is everyone?

nights.raven said...

im good, a little cold though, u?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Skulduggery is a skeleton

And I'm freezing

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Slow replies

Niamhy Jay said...

BACK

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Wb

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*hugs*

So have fun drying?

Niamhy Jay said...

Oodles of Fun :P

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Lol...


How r u?

Niamhy Jay said...

I am grand.
How are you??

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ah the finest, cold, but the finest

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Yeah...


I'm nearly finished the second part of the an apprentice story...

Niamhy Jay said...

Awesome!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Awesome!!

nights.raven said...

i gtg, ill be back later or tomorrow sometime, bye all!

Holly said...

It keeps hailing really heavily round here, and it really hurts to be caught out in it. Like it's raining bullets, not ice.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Oh, I've written about raining bullets, NOT noce

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Anyone here?????

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Okie dokie

Niamhy Jay said...

Sorry
My Internet was acting funny

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I hate when mine does that, it always happens

Niamhy Jay said...

I know. It really Sucks!!


Pheonix, will you do something for me please??

Niamhy Jay said...

I know. It really Sucks!!


Pheonix, will you do something for me please??

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Depends...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

What is it???

Holly said...

Now it's raining buckets. Maybe we can use the buckets as shields if we get the bullet hail again... :D

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey,
Anyone on here??

Laura Jordan said...

Happy New Year, Derek, and everyone else out there. Let's hope 2012 is a good one. I loved that question, what did 2012 bring you? Me: A hangover. Ahem. Anyway, as I said, Happy New Year all :)

x

Holly said...

I'm online, NJ?

Lynxia Lost said...

Anyone now?

Jakespeare said...

still nothing :(

Lynxia Lost said...

OK - I'm gone...

Mayan said...

Hi?

Jakespeare said...

I wish Derek would at LEAST TELL us when they will be ready. Not specifically but maybe like a couple of days, a week a month.

Niamhy Jay said...

Hello??
Any of you still here??

Holly said...

I've been the only one checking on here for the last few hours, it looks like. I'm finishing my SP fic anyway.

Jakespeare said...

post it!

Anonymous said...

Sparky I think you need to calm down

Robin Snowscar said...

Is Blogland honestly empty?

Rose Black said...

Nope

Robin Snowscar said...

Oh hey
I don't believe we've met?

The Raven said...

My dog went mad(der) as soon as the clock struck 12 at new year it was freaky....she started barking like there was something wrong and scared the hell out of the cat....
even the snake seemed freaked out!! anyway, I hope this year will be great. I'm only writing on here because i'm bored, and i know no one will reply to me, and i'm only disrupting someone's chat, but...meh.

The Raven said...

oh, wow. no one's posted for half an hour...

Robin Snowscar said...

LO Raven

Robin Snowscar said...

*LOL - failure

The Raven said...

oh. I misread thwe time.

Rose Black said...

Hmm. What did the year 2011 bring to me?

Alot of things.

Crappy things.

Sad things.

Worrying things.


In- between things.

Rubbish weeks.

Tear-your-hear-out weeks.

Annoying weeks.

Three teachers. One the most horrible woman I've ever met (not an exaguration) (or however you spell it) and a really nice teacher, and the best teacher I've had.


New things. Like Skulduggery Pleasant, this blog, AquilaFelis chat, loads of new friends. Writing. Divergent. (I agree, fantastic book, thank you for giving the link Derek)

2011 got rid of old things. (Two very good friends :( )

Ok this comment is depressing me. I'll write a new, positive one.

The Raven said...

bit mortified now. Ah, who cares. no one knows who i am.

Robin Snowscar said...

The beauty of the blog Raven
Try to be more positve Pink, not many people's 2011 were worse than mine

The Raven said...

2011 brought me....nothing much. An evil canary and some fish to add to the menagerie. My canary is plotting against me right now...waiting...for the right time to peck me...

Rose Black said...

2011 brought me.

The Skulduggery Pleasant series (epic) This blog (great) Aquila Felis's chat (also great) Great books (Divergent included) New friends. Writing. Other stuff.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE.

The Raven said...

happy new year!

Rose Black said...

That positive enough Robin?

Robin Snowscar said...

Much, I don't know you from the chat
happy new year to you also

The Raven said...

anyone have any pets on here? I have ten at the minute. 3 are fish, though.

The Raven said...

.....?

The Raven said...

hello? hello??

Rose Black said...

Derek, this comment is from me and my good old friend Crystal Darkflair.

Well, alright, Crystal didn't say anything to me about saying this, so i suppose it's just me, but Crystal has agreed with me before on this:

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO CLARE OR LIMRICK TO SEE US DEREK!!!!!!!
REALLY, IT WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE UP A WHOLE DAY. Well maybe it would, but only one day. WE TOTALLY WANT YOU TOOOOOO.

SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CONSIDER IT AND MY LIFE SHALL BE COMPLETE. I SHALL DIE HAPPILY.

Lacuna Chi said...

2 are cats.... ¬_¬.
I always wanted a monkey with the mental capabilities of Stephen Hawking though...

Rose Black said...

Sorry Raven, I can't chat on this thing, I'm going back to xat.

Robin Snowscar said...

I have two rabbits, five stick insects and more fish than I care to count.

The Raven said...

I live in south east england, they gray, bleak land of pigeons and misery. however, I have met derek, thankfully, so he could sign my books. I waited 3 hours. And may I ask, although I am grateful....what's with the mushroom???

Robin Snowscar said...

I kind of always wanted a shark in a river outside my house so more of a moat really- that'd be fun

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hello everyone!

Robin Snowscar said...

Hey Ruby!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hi Robin! ^.^

The Raven said...

I have a python :) two bearded dragons, a leopard gecko, dog, cat, canary, fish. the leopard gecko is the only normal one. I love my snake...he's actually cuddly. he is cuter and more lovable than the canary. I adore him and may post a piccy.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Um, if we're talking about pets, I have a cat and two turtles...?

The Raven said...

hi new person!

Robin Snowscar said...

Yeah, you have lots of animals Raven.
(Bird name Raven yeesss :D)

The Raven said...

My posting is really slow, so i'll always be behind you.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hey Raven! I don't think we've met. Well, we might've, but I would be Nicole, not Ruby... XD I found my taken name, you see... Ah forget it. Nice to meet you. Have a muffin.

*chucks muffin at Raven*

The Raven said...

Thanks. Here, have a lizard. *Chucks lizard at ruby*

Robin Snowscar said...

*runs away from muffin*
Sweet things given on blogland always turn out to be robots

Nicole Cerundolo said...

*catches lizard*
*cuddles lizard*

I shall name it...

...

Izzy.

*cuddles Izzy*

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Oh, no, not a robot. It... well, it MIGHT be radioactive, but don't worry about it. I'm sure it's delicious.

The Raven said...

I had 20 baby lizards running around in late 2010, hoping for more clutches this year. real life.

Robin Snowscar said...

Aww cute
There is always something wrong with them.

The Raven said...

lol

Did you hear about the report the RSPCA recieved about radioactive seagulls? turned out to be someone's green garden lights shining on the , true story!!lol

Robin Snowscar said...

That is pure failure...

Robin Snowscar said...

11,062 peguin related items belonging to one person o.O

The Raven said...

HA!
Then again, I collect dragon stuff...

Nicole Cerundolo said...

I love dragons! And Fruits Basket!

Robin Snowscar said...

793 Owned dragon related stuff

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Epicness. I would count, but it would take a couple hours XD

The Raven said...

ok, you beat me. Actual dragons, though, count more :P anyone want a piccy? of my lizards? they're sweet little things and one of them is bright yellow.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

YES! <3

The Raven said...

here they are!
the yellow one is the female
http://tinypic.com/r/6jfqq0/5

hope it works

Nicole Cerundolo said...

SO FREAKING CUTE!

Robin Snowscar said...

aww
brb

The Raven said...

Heh. You wouldn't say that if you were present at lizzie bathtime *shudder*

Also, does derek actually look at these? not like read each one but scan them?

Jervis Tetch said...

@Flossy as I am really really late-

Why yes, Gorillaz aremy favourite band and I am a massive fan of Mr Burton's work. I even went down to Melbourne to go to the Tim Burton Exhibition and I still have my ticket :)

The Raven said...

Gotta go, laptop battery 10% and charging thing missing.

Robin Snowscar said...

I am back.

Robin Snowscar said...

Hello to any surving bloggers

Robin Snowscar said...

Have you all died *looks around worriedly*

Robin Snowscar said...

Dammit you all died!
Where is Phoenix, Shadow, Sparky and Val? For goodness sake one of them is always here

Robin Snowscar said...

*looks around at empty blogland*
*tumbleweed*
So lonely

Jakespeare said...

I got really annoyed when derek came to Australia because in those 2 weeks I was in england. Then when I got back he left the next day :( I so want to meet you in real life Derek. My mum has made me a deal. I get to miss out on school to see you if you come because she knows how important it is to me! I came home early just to talk to you on the dymocks author chat!

You are my favourite author in the ENTIRE, and I mean ENTIRE universe

Robin Snowscar said...

That was a compliment and a half Derek
Bloggers love to feed the ego
'cept me I just threaten you a lot *looks thoughtful*

Robin Snowscar said...

*glances at blogland**draws sword* I've seem Resident Evil bring on the zombies.

Robin Snowscar said...

*seen GAWSH

Jakespeare said...

isn't resident evil about monsters not zombies?

Robin Snowscar said...

*sees zombies coming in the distance dragging there maggot bloody disease ridden body towards me*

Robin Snowscar said...

they've got a virus they're walking dead so yeah zombies

Robin Snowscar said...

*slashes at zombies ducks under swipes lazily*

Robin Snowscar said...

I'd call them zombies because they're walking dead but they've got the t virus which makes them that way so you could probably argue mutations *is reminded of the hunger games shudders*

*continues hacking* HANDS LIKE HOUDINI

Robin Snowscar said...

*laughs like a maniac and finishes last of the zombies*

Robin Snowscar said...

Still no one? *looks annoyed*

Robin Snowscar said...

Dammit *kicks zombie body*

Robin Snowscar said...

Ah well time to go... Bye

I laugh in the face of danger hahaha

Minnie said...

Happy New Year! (A day late.) And what?! I liked Captain America. Chris Evans is hot, and the Captain was nice, and the moral of the story was good. Anyway, have the best of years this year and next year and every year after. =)

Rosella Embers said...

Hello Mr Landy

It's good to hear that 2011 was so successful. I hope that 2012 will be a prosperous as 2011 was for you.

And how did I spend the last of 2011, and the first of 2012?

I went down to Sydney Harbour to see the fireworks with my mum, aunt and cousins. They fireworks were spectacular, as always.
When the fireworks had drawn to a close, I said to my cousins, "Welcome to 2012! May it bring you happiness and no regrets!........ And welcome to the year that the world is supposed to end!"
A man walking past threw back his head and laughed at me. No regrets, hey? And in only the first few minutes...
Its not like I believe that stuff anyway...
I'm not that pessimistic.
Not really.

Rosella :3

Sparky Braginski said...

Spending your time begging that your Internet has mot in fact updated is a bad way to go.

Anyone here?

Anonymous said...

@Jervis Tetch dude you have a Tim Burton exhibition in melbourne?! i am totally living in the wrong country

Red Right Hand said...

Comeon, Mr Landy, I REAALLLY am now desperate to know who won:(
I know its not me buy I WANT TO READ THE WINNING.ENTRYY
ahem
Sorry.
Okay, its midnight over there, I can forgive
FOR NOW

Little Miss Pessimist said...

happy new year peeps xx

Little Miss Pessimist said...

is any body on here??????????????

Jervis Tetch said...

The exhibtion only went for like half a year in 2010, it's long packed up and gone now, sadly.

Alexis A. said...

Exploding candle fragrance sounds astonishingly similar to an exploding firecracker...Heh, it's a somewhat funny story.

(>^.^)>Eyebrow hair is so soft...<(^.^<)

Sparky Braginski said...

WINNING ENTRY TELL US PLEASE!!!

Ivy incredible said...

hey again people omg omg omg omg omg just had the best experience ever i had a dream where i was valkyries sidekick :3

Ivy incredible said...

oh and i hate bookamillion YOU LIE YOU HAS NO MILLION BOOKS I COUNTED CAUSE IM THAT AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Ivy incredible said...

Anyone else out there?

Ivy incredible said...

im incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ivy incredible said...

Btw Mr.Landy the world is waiting who won come on you can tell us....like right now yes now NOW NOW NOW!!!!i cant wait man its killing me to know grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Jervis Tetch said...

Anyone around?

Sparky Braginski said...

HELLO???

Sparky Braginski said...

Josie, I swear I will die of you don't answer Derek's question.

Izz said...

It's nearly a new page...

Izz said...

I know what Scoriza der Wolken is now...

Izz said...

I just saw a movie that gave it the perfect phrase.

Izz said...

I think. Scoriza der Wolken. Is this. A Natural Born Killer.

Izz said...

Yeah. That works. It scares me. And it works.

I think the heat's getting to me......

Ivy incredible said...

anyone here?????????????im so incredible oh btw I HATE BOOKSAMILLION YOU HAZ NO MILLION BOOKS YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ivy incredible said...

OH YAY FIRST ON A NEW PAGE! I KNOW ITS NOT A BIG ACHEIVMENT BUT STILLL YAY!!!!

Izz said...

Haha. I left that for the next person to come on. I've been waiting for around half an hour.

Izz said...

Congrats Ivy.

Jervis Tetch said...

I've jsut been creeping around in the shadows waiting for someone to talk.

Izz said...

Huh. Well you can't hide from your shadow.

Jervis Tetch said...

Apparently not.

So how are you my dear Izz?

Izz said...

I am in a strange mood after watching Natural Born Killers.
(not recommended if you can't take blood and brutality)

I have begun looking at lists of controversial movies.

Izz said...

Oh and never watch A Clockwork Orange.

Just don't.

Izz said...

I'm serious never watch it.

Izz said...

Also just so you know. I only watch these movies because they're famous. Some of them are nuts. Some of them are amazing.

Most are nuts.

Sparky Braginski said...

HELLOOOO BLOGLAND!

This is your captain Sparky Braginski speaking, and I would like to welcome you aboard Under Duress Airlines.

There are waepons inside the headrests. Please enjoy your flight.

Jervis Tetch said...

Shh Izz, look at my profile.

It's one of my very favourite movies c:

Izz said...

*rips open several headrests*
THATS WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!!

Izz said...

Well jervis. Do you understand it??

Because I don't. Unless it's saying how stuffed up the system is. That's all I can come up with...

Izz said...

On second thought. Lets just not start on that.

Izz said...

Now. Guns.
*starts looking through headrests and selecting guns*
Perfect.

*starts arranging guns like on Taxi Driver*

YOU TALKING TO ME?

Jervis Tetch said...

I understand it; but it is rather interesting that Alex is only 14.

Izz said...

I'm singing in the rain...

there is something kind of fun about mindless violence.

Jervis Tetch said...

Mindless violence?

It's nothing but a bit of the old, ultraviolence!

Izz said...

*chuckles*
As they said in Psycho:
We all go a little mad sometimes.

Sparky Braginski said...

How is everyone's flight today?

Small, tasteless peices of plastic will be served to you shortly.

Followed by steak.

You will find various armed goods under your seats.

Izz said...

UNDER the seats too?

Wunderbar!

Jervis Tetch said...

But Miss air hostess Sparky; what if the plane were to crash? There would be no chance of survival what with all the gunpowder about.

Izz said...

To be perfectly honest I don't give a damn!

Sparky Braginski said...

If a crash was imminent, I would merely vaporize the explosives that are in the baggage holds.

Izz said...

I have to ask. seeing as I have awesome movies on the brain at the moment.

Am I the only one here who has seen a Clint Eastwood film?

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