Happy New Year, Minions!
There are fireworks outside my window. Not directly outside, because that would be noisy. But over there, in the distance, over the town that I live beside. It's one hour into 2012 and someone is still letting off fireworks.
As you can tell, I stayed in this New Year's Eve- as I do every year. I stayed in and wrote, because I like to start the year as I mean to continue, by writing. So that's what I did. I was working on the Australia/New Zealand short story because I've pretty much figured out which characters won that little competition. Before it's announced, I just have to check with Josie about who came up with Tane Aiavao, because that's my favourite male character so far. So, Josie, if you could let me know in the Comments section, that'd be just super.
So... 2011, eh? What did it bring you?
It brought me great sales for Death Bringer- the best yet, to be honest. It brought me a flood that ruined my car, refurbishments that swallowed three months of my time, and a trip to London to see the new Twilight. Ahem. It also brought me a brand new niece to add to the collection (yay!) and so much joy as all four of them entertained my entire family (by falling over a lot).
2011 was the first year I had to stay for any length of time in hospital, so that's a new year's resolution right there: "Don't do that again." It sent me away on tour, nearly robbed me of my voice halfway through said tour, and got me meeting a whole bunch of you guys.
It brought us the last Harry Potter movie, which I thought was really well done. It brought us the uncannily good X-Men: First Class, and Thor, which was superb- and much better than Captain America (though even that was streets ahead of the abysmal Green Lantern). I thought Attack The Block was good fun, Rise of the Planet of the Apes was surprisingly great, and The Adjustment Bureau gets my vote for best romance. Plus it made me fall in love with Emily Blunt. Which is a good thing.
2011 brought me a load of great books that I tore through far too quickly, and quite a few dreadful books that I couldn't make myself finish. One of the best new YA authors of 2011, I reckon, has to be Veronica Roth, who emerged with Divergent. And no, I don't just like her because she's pretty. That's just, like, a coincidence, or something.
All in all, it was a good year for me. Nothing terrible happened to my family or my friends. The world faced so much upheaval during 2011, from financial crises to revolutions and rebellions and earthquakes and floods- but my friends and family are safe and well and happy, and that's what I reckon to be a good year. I know that not all of you can say the same. I know that some of you lost loved ones, or suffered through whatever hardships the year threw at you. For those who had a bad 2011, I hope 2012 is better. And for those who had a good 2011, I hope 2012 is better still.
Nothing wrong with being a little greedy every now and then.
Sunday, January 1, 2012
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«Oldest ‹Older 1001 – 1200 of 4886 Newer› Newest»Yeah. That's very irresponsible Phoenix.
There is someone and he's gone into my shed..
I'm freakin freaking out...
Lock and shut everything.
NOW.
There are no stupis questions. Only stupid question askers.
He's probably going to steal something, stay low, call the police if you're sure and you're not just imagining it
*stupid
and do what Sparky said quietly
That was done when my mum spotted him..
Snip and two bolts on front door..
Back door locked
All my sheds are locked I think.. One of them is opened.. The one he's in * shudders*
And hopefully all the windows are shut.. I'm watching tv and all the lights are on
She's gone into the shed you mean.
There's nothing I really need to steal from here...
*backs away from Scoriza*
I'd better as f*ck not be on your hit-list Scoriza.
And there is only about twenty bottles of beer.. Nothing much and a dryer and a washing machine and a freezer
Brilliant, I'm freaking out now too
hmmmmmmmm.
Why not Sparky?
I wouldn't call the police Phoenix. I would come out for a chat if I were you....
Here we go into the stalking conversation again...
(>^.^)>TEEHEE<(^.^<)
It'll be ok... I hope *glances out gap in curtain*
There's movement can't see that much I have a fire poker here close just in case
I like living and Izz already tried to stalk me.
*screams, covers mouth with shaking hand*
Oh my God what is wrong with me
Haha! fire pokers are so predictable!
Stop talking like that scorzia
And I'm pretty sure it's a man...
Why scream? *hugs her* it's ok
You keep telling yourself that.
I don't even know kay?*shudders violently*
(I'm actually shaking in real life js)
Well what just happened?!?
It just made me scream
What would be your weapon of choice in that situation Scoriza?
Phoenix what's going on?
Ok I need to do something..
Someone knocked on the front door, twenty seconds later the living room window...
Then knock on the back door and knock on the back living room window
Who knocks on front doors at freakin half one at night...
hm?
Oh .44 Magnum of course and a switch blade and an Ak47 if I couldn't get my .44 and some rope.
I'd definitely call the police...
Jesus Christ Phoenix, you better not be lying.
Well where the he'll do you get the frakin guns
If I don't reply hopefully I'll be ok
...erm, you just have those weapons at hand Scoriza?
What time did you call the police?
@Phoenix
You're with parents aren't you?
Please call the police.
His mum ^
Trade secret.
I'm not lying
I can't call police cos they never do anything
More knocks on both windows
Jesus I would be a great horror writer with thus experience
I don't have a dad so it's my mum and my cuz who is 6 months older than me and a girl..
I'm freaking out..
Call. The. Police. Right. Now.
Call. The. Police.
It's not someone you know is it? The only logical suggestion I have sorry I need to be rational here otherwise I'm going to scare myself silly
I've tried...
No one answered.. Anyway if I get hurt no one will care...
Wait?!? Something just fell outside
How does no one answer 911?
Scoriza? If you're going to kill Phoenix. It's probably better to do it without telling the world.
Verpiss Dich!
Phoenix. Try breathing.
I don't know they have a hood up... I'm too scared to go outside to check what fell
Phoenix *wails*
That's DUMB!
CALL SOMEONE. CALL ANYONE.
ANYONE AT ALL!
EVEN TYPE A RANDOM NUMBER, JUST CALL SOMEONE.
I rang the police station... no answer
Phoenix someoneone would answer a 999/112 call always... I care if you get hurt
*grumbles*
Fine
*turns off phone*
Call anyone.
*hugs her*
My house phone is dead...
Ah I'm out of credit and my mums phone is broken and my cuzins Is dead..
No freakin joke.. They are banging the door now
Or at least arm yourself better.
How about neighbors? Could they peek through the fence for you or something?
THEN PLUG THE PHONE INTO THE CHARGER AND CALL SOMEONE.
Phoenix 999/112 call is free
...this probably won't help but I heard one woman made a robber go away by acting like a huge dog.
With fukin what???
Everything sharp are outside where they are trying to get in
*
*screams* the two doors are banging
Do you have any better weapons? I'm sorry Scoriza's a bitch.
Gotta go.
CALL THE FRICKIN POLICE!
(You're lying anyway)
Omg I can't do this....
a window just smashed....
Bye Sparky.
You definitely need to arm yourself Phoenix.
you're not being consistent. You said you tried using the phone but no one answered. Now you say it's broken?
Phoenix if you are telling the truth leave get out go but the whole thing don't make sense
bye Sparky
What?? Why would i lie?
I'm dialing the number now
Bye Sparky.
What about knives? they're sharp AND inside.
With what?
You're either lying or you've got a poltergeist.
Why in the hell wouldn't you do that earlier, it's too bloody late now if the window's gone... unless you barricade yourself in a room where is your mum?
Yeah Izz LOL
What's wrong? Is Phoenix okay?
I'm telling the truth..
I said the house phone is dead, mine is out of credit, my cousins Is broken
And I think they are gone.... Cos I called the police and they said they were coming
He says people are breaking into his house we are becoming sceptical
Police? What's happening?
i think Scoriza's just messing with you Phoenix.
WHAT THE HELL?
*shakes head* It doesn't work that way no.
Phoenix? Are you REALLY telling the truth? Because I get really dubious when people say something bad is happening....mostly because I do it all the time.
THe knives are in the kitchen... I'm in the sitting room
And my mum went out and she came in... The back window is broken and the shed door is wide open...
Take pictures then I'll believe you put the on ur blog
WHAT?!
I'm assuming you're on a laptop?
The police are here...
And yes I am telling the truth.
I'm going to leave soon
Okay did I mention I freak out easily?! Is someone really breaking into your house?!
I can't... *shakes head*
?!
I'm on my iPod touch...
They've gone Eve the Police are there and bloody fast too considering he had no answer before
If there really was someone there. You are supposed to sneak up on them and attack them.
not hide while they break the window.
How did you get the phone to work?
*shocked* Are they here yet?
Were breaking
They are gone.. The police are here....
Merry New Year, everybody! For some reason, everyone stares at me when I say that... Oh well. :)
I wish you all a year full of Skulduggery, mourning about the loss of Harry Potter, and the End Of The World. x2. Get it? No? Oh well.
Izz I do love the way your mind works
Oh, good. They're gone. Good.
What are you talking about, Izz? You're supposed to hide under the bed!
.....or wait for a living skeleton to barge in and save you.
Robin and izz you seem very dubious
Calls are free... My mobile had no credit but calls are free
YES EVE! XD
Well that would have been my reaction!
I know where the key to the gun cupboard is...
Haha
I was afraid of axe murderers when I was little (too many murder shows and scary stories) but now I just imagine pointing a gun at them and saying "do you feel lucky?"
Well we don't have guns..
I hate them
I said that calls are free before...
Phoenix can you understand that even if I did believe you I'd be like this because I'm afraid and have to pretend it's not real
HA! You are one freaky fighter, Izz. You have a gun cupboard?
oh Izz ;D
Well I don't know do you believe me?
My iPod is dying
I have a BB gun? Would thatbe useful? :3
Yeah. half the guns are my uncle's but I have a thing for roast duck. that is why my mother and I hate my grandfather for selling the duck gun.
hehe. I like to laugh. :D
I hate guns too. It's much more satisfying to slash them to pieces....or maul them to death. That's why I love Skyrim so much. :)
Depends how powerful it is
*whispers* No Phoenix, no I don't
Very useful, Kimberly. But I have a Skyforge Steel Greatsword. Anyone else got one o' THOSE?
Oh well don't....
I think I might go for the night. Unless I can get the charger
mmmmm. I know someone who can throw axes. I want him to teach me. He says if I can throw an axe I can throw a knife.
You should shoot live chickens.
wait that would defeat the whole purpose of live chickens. Don't shoot!
I can throw an axe, haven't tried, but I can throw one ;D
I have a ninja star that I found. I throw it at trees.
I could attack the axe murderers from afar then come up to them with the gun.
How can you be this rational? *energy explodes outwards randomly hitting people*
Who can?
I can barely throw a basketball. -_- It's a bit depressing but I'm more of a thinker.
No doubt Phoenix. But who's the one who killed twenty dragons here?
*lets energy pass through body*
Control yourself Robin!
In a videogame?
I've killed 30
Ow! ^Thanks, Robin.^
Ha, that was the last of my energy *collapses on the floor unconscious *
Ha. If I said I was joking who would be pissed?
I wasn't but who would?
Scoriza would be. she hates not getting credit for things.
Yeah well I've killed trolls, frost trolls, wolves, ice wolves, werewolves, vampires, sabre cats, bears, cave bears, snow bears, ice wraiths, giants, mammoths, ghost guardians, draugr, restless draugr, draugr wights, draugr deathlords, draugr overlords, orcs, kahjiit, argonians, mudcrabs, and live chickens!
Wake up, Robin. Or I'll start calling you Robbie.
YOU MURDERER!
Why mudcrabs?
I've also killed many bunnies.
*pours water over robin*
Email me later
If I don't reply my iPod is dead
NOT THE BUNNIES!!!
you monster...
Because they think they can be camoflagued! I'll show them...
*splutters and groans* you just poured water on me.
Yes I did, *can see you getting pissed*
And Robin don't worry about me I'm safe now, kk?
I'm not a murderer OR a monster. I'm just looking for rabbit legs and mudcrab chitin and giant toes and dragon bones and bone meal and mammoth tusks and bear claws and sabre cat teeth and money and wolves attck you on sight and they scared the hell out of me!!!
you left out live chickens...
I'm glad you're safe, Phoenix. But I've still killed more creatures than you. *narrows eyes*
*glares at Phoenix*
*stands and walks away but is shaky and trips*
That's no excuse.
Well I'm glad too
Well, I eat REAL live chickens, but in a video game, I just kill them for the hell of it.
Oh. Alrighty then.
It IS an excuse. What;s your excuse for accusing me of not having an excuse, huh?
whats not an excuse..
so you are mad at me then, robin?
Very glad. *rainbow bursts out of self*
well the police are gone and im ok now
so..
*yays*
Sabre tooth tigers are endangered!
I was giving Izz and Kimberly REASONS to why I killed all those creatures.
*gives up with trying to walk sits on floor looks distraught*
No Phoenix I was never mad
COMPLETELY off topic, but...
THE TWILIGHT ZONE MARATHON IS AWESOME!
Sci-fi nerd moment over. Continue.
are they?, thats why i havent seen one in the wild since like 65, billion years ago
And dragons. Dragons are endangered too!
*yays along* I was worried there.
Not sabre tooth tigers. Sabre CATS. And sbre tooth tigers aren't endangered anyway. They're extinct. There's a difference.
*looks at Robin*
*mouths*
i wuv you
*pouts lips*
More like IMAGINARY.
Phoenix, you should mouth 'olive juice' instead. It's the same message.
*weak smile*
*pushes self up against rocks*
kay
ok..
*mouths olive juice* nah, not the same
and eve those with vivid imaginations find dragons very so real, you REALIST
How about you mouth FUG. See what people think.
Which means you shouldn't kill them.
oh well
*disapears in a flurry of shadows*
Just like that *sighs*
*returns with an umbrella*
*purplish~ orangey rain falls*
*drops umbrella*
*runs and grabs robin, and kisses her getting drenched with warm rain*
How can I be a realist. Someone on this chat website, she's like, my best friend on there, she just told me she's not real! And I still talk to her!
But the dragons attacked Winterhold, and so I HAD to kill them. But I DID go looking for them....
DON'T ANYONE SAY DRAGONS AREN'T REAL!!
can you prove they aren't real?
I knew you'd come back for me *smiles*
and im so getting skyrim.. sounds so cool
Komodo dragons are real.
Not as impressive as fantasy dragons but their poisonous saliva makes up for it.
*holds her tight*
as i said i love you
I'm not real either!
I'm a figment of everyone's imagination.
Izz, the fact they aren't real proves they aren't real.
I know *laughs*
*slaps imagination*
leave me alone
so you still mad?
I've emailed you Phoenix btw
Never was Phoenix
Was that aimed at me Phoenix?
If so *lets slap pass through body*
Ha! nice try.
You can't prove the feact though can you Eve?
oh ok *dissapears in a flurry of shadows to check email*
*fact
Skyrim IS cool. So cool. I love sprinting into people, and they nearly topple over. So fun. Also, I'm a werewolf. Also, I'm married. Also, I have super cool armour. Also, I'm an Imperial. Also, I kill a lot of dragons. And people. And live chickens. Also, it's awesome. Also, it counts how many bunnies you kill. Also, the quests are really fun and epic, but just exploring the whole place is amazing.
Oh My God.
That was definately unintentional...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I dedicate this page to dragons being real!!!
and the deepest blues are black!
i have to go now.. *sad face*
*kisses robin tightly*
Nighty night!
I CAN prove it. I just choose not to. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm leaving, to your obvious and utter dissapointment. I'm off to eat a live chicken for lunch.
Ha! You leaving equates surrender!!
I WIN!
Night Phoenix
Ah yes. bye phoenix..
hey guys 2012 already wow cant wait for the end of the world well first of all i have to read the other books.....stupid boooksamillion you dont have a million books YOU LIE!!!wow im tired maybe thats why im ranting on and on and on and on...*sigh*well guess ill end it off right here no there or there ok bye!
LOL Ivy
hi and bye Ivy
*comes back*
Got charger and ipd = happiness
I haven't typed lol in months. I made a thing out of it.
well i still like posting img i like the book paring valduggery maybe thats just me but like skullduggery is like 300 something...and a skeleton well i dont know i will most likely change my mind guite sooon
Ha Phoenix,
Ha did you get my email? *hugs*
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