Sunday, January 1, 2012

2012

Happy New Year, Minions!

There are fireworks outside my window. Not directly outside, because that would be noisy. But over there, in the distance, over the town that I live beside. It's one hour into 2012 and someone is still letting off fireworks.

As you can tell, I stayed in this New Year's Eve- as I do every year. I stayed in and wrote, because I like to start the year as I mean to continue, by writing. So that's what I did. I was working on the Australia/New Zealand short story because I've pretty much figured out which characters won that little competition. Before it's announced, I just have to check with Josie about who came up with Tane Aiavao, because that's my favourite male character so far. So, Josie, if you could let me know in the Comments section, that'd be just super.


So... 2011, eh? What did it bring you?

It brought me great sales for Death Bringer- the best yet, to be honest. It brought me a flood that ruined my car, refurbishments that swallowed three months of my time, and a trip to London to see the new Twilight. Ahem. It also brought me a brand new niece to add to the collection (yay!) and so much joy as all four of them entertained my entire family (by falling over a lot).

2011 was the first year I had to stay for any length of time in hospital, so that's a new year's resolution right there: "Don't do that again." It sent me away on tour, nearly robbed me of my voice halfway through said tour, and got me meeting a whole bunch of you guys.

It brought us the last Harry Potter movie, which I thought was really well done. It brought us the uncannily good X-Men: First Class, and Thor, which was superb- and much better than Captain America (though even that was streets ahead of the abysmal Green Lantern). I thought Attack The Block was good fun, Rise of the Planet of the Apes was surprisingly great, and The Adjustment Bureau gets my vote for best romance. Plus it made me fall in love with Emily Blunt. Which is a good thing.

2011 brought me a load of great books that I tore through far too quickly, and quite a few dreadful books that I couldn't make myself finish. One of the best new YA authors of 2011, I reckon, has to be Veronica Roth, who emerged with Divergent. And no, I don't just like her because she's pretty. That's just, like, a coincidence, or something.

All in all, it was a good year for me. Nothing terrible happened to my family or my friends. The world faced so much upheaval during 2011, from financial crises to revolutions and rebellions and earthquakes and floods- but my friends and family are safe and well and happy, and that's what I reckon to be a good year. I know that not all of you can say the same. I know that some of you lost loved ones, or suffered through whatever hardships the year threw at you. For those who had a bad 2011, I hope 2012 is better. And for those who had a good 2011, I hope 2012 is better still.

Nothing wrong with being a little greedy every now and then.

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Robin Snowscar said...

Awww Chloe

Inky Flame said...

every one......... have a very valkyrie new year
and a skulduggery great time!

I SPEND MY CASH ON LOOKING FLASH
AND GRABBING YOUR ATTENTION!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

well i dedicate to whom i favour at the time

and derek SONGS THE DEAD SING WAS........


AWESOMELYEPICLYEPIAWESOMEEPICASUPERBRILLIANTSAUCE

Robin Snowscar said...

The devil take your stereo and your record collection :D

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

??

Inky Flame said...

the way your looking qualified for next years old age pension!

why are we doin this?

oooo.....

CHORUS!!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

Ha, stand and deliver Phoenix :D and I'm going to start saying AWESOMELYEPICLYEPIAWESOMEEPICASUPERBRILLIANTSAUCE
because it's just what it says on the tin

Robin Snowscar said...

STAND AND DELIVER YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

haha get it now

Inky Flame said...

TRY AND USE A MIRROR
NO BULLET NOR A KNIFE!

ps, do u like his prince charming song?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

g2g bye *kisses robin*

see ya

Robin Snowscar said...

I'm the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion


and yees :D

Robin Snowscar said...

*kiss back* kay, see ya

Inky Flame said...

byii phoenix

Inky Flame said...

THe clumsy boots
the peek a boo roots
that people think are so dashing!

Robin Snowscar said...

So what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking ?

Inky Flame said...

its kinda tuff to tell a scruff the big mistake he's makin

Inky Flame said...

is there a point to this?

Robin Snowscar said...

STAND AND DELIVER YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE


I don't think so

Inky Flame said...

Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!

And even they fool your souls
Your conscience will be mine
All mine

Robin Snowscar said...

We're the dandy highwayman so tired of excuses
Of deep meaning philosophies where only showbiz loses

Inky Flame said...

we're the dandy highway men and heres our invitation
throw your saftey overboard and join out insect nation

Inky Flame said...

actually.....

we are the dandy highway women!

Robin Snowscar said...

HAHA
STAND AND DELIVER your money or your life
Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife

Inky Flame said...

and even they fool you soul
your conscience will be mine
all mine

Octa said...

Happy New Year everyone!

2011 was an amazing year. But 2012 will be even better. What can top the end of the world? And on my birthday too! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Inky Flame said...

happy new year to you aswell!

Robin Snowscar said...

Hiya Octa
qua qua da diddley (x (I dunno) 20)
Stand and Deliver your money or your life

Inky Flame said...

try and use a mirror, no bullet nor a knife!

*song fades*

(i dunno bout the last bit)

Robin Snowscar said...

:P me neither..

Inky Flame said...

lol, do you believe in the 2012 apocalypse?

Robin Snowscar said...

To an extent. Yourself?

Inky Flame said...

nope, and im not sceptical cos i believe in ghosts, but the world will end on millions of years - which i will be past caring by then (unless there is reincarnation around)

Robin Snowscar said...

I believe in reincarnation but in millions of years I don't think we'll (humans) be here, we'll probably have the technology to move somewhere else if it comes to that, or all round nuclear war will kill us first. Or aliens O.o LOL

Robin Snowscar said...

RIght then, I'm off see ya

Lilie said...

HAPPY NEW YEARS GOLDEN GOD!!!!!!!!

Min (Thalia) said...

Happy New Year Derek! :)

Lilie said...

Hi Thalia! *hugs*
HAPPY NEW YEARS!

Inky Flame said...

hi im bac now

NOM Ominous said...

Hello. Happy New Yearp

Inky Flame said...

thnx, hav a very valkyrie year,

go on youtube and type in baaa, its the top one and its freaky

Inky Flame said...

i g2g now, byii!!

NOM Ominous said...

I am sick.

NOM Ominous said...

Today.

NOM Ominous said...

I know, right?

Making the Legend said...

I hope that 2012 will bring me a meeting with you, Sir Landy. We'll see how the airfares trend. So far, it's over $1000 per person. yikes. I also hope that 2012 will bring me new SP books and more Psych. Lots more Psych. I also hope that it brings me an agent or editor so that I can work towards my goal of getting a books published and talking at the Teen Book Festival. That means, Janowrimo, Camp NaNo, and Nanowrimo. Hmmm, well, I ought to get a shower, so heres to a new year with lots of books and nice smelling people.


Woot Woot!
-Molly

NOM Ominous said...

Yes, Molly, and also food.

Mozza said...

Happy New Year Everyone!
Happy new Year Derek!

Saoirse Equus said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR DEREK!!!!!
I'm glad you had a good year! I have to say I had a pretty amazing one too. I did lose a very dear loved one but thats all a part of life isn't it?
On the bright side,I got to spend a whole week in London! and the absolute highlight of my year was Halloween. The day I got to travel accross England (quite a lovely drive acctually) and spend a whole day (not nearly long enough) with Becky Allaker. We honestly can't thank you enough because it was your books that brought us together. We're the most inseperable of friends dispite the fact that we live accross the pond from eachother. C:
I'm also graduation High School this year and for my Graduation present, my parents just might help me pay for another trip to england so I can live with Becky for a month!.. well, the month of september that is so I may also get to attend one of your signings! I'm so excited and I hope 2012 is another good year for you!
-Ashley

June Clarence said...

Happy New Year, Derek!

And don`t forget that you were also beaten with a toilet brush in 2011. By me.
I still have it right here on my desk and your signature on it didn`t get smudged ;-)

Niamhy Jay said...

DEREK
DEREK
DEREK
START BOOK 7 SOON!!
PLEASE, I'M GETTING ANXIOUS, I AM STARTING TO THINK YOU WON'T GET IT DONE ON TIME :S

NotMyRealName said...

My name isn't Jim. By the way, most of the people posting here are weird and read children's books, as do I, mainly because I am a child. Annoying, too. I like your books only you are weird. Will my comment get removed if I swear? Only one way to find out. POOP. Hehe...... Also, Ireland beats all those in.bred English. English aren't in.bred, but they're weird. Bye now, I have a life to get back to.

Saoirse Equus said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Happy New Year everyone! I hope you all had a fun New Year's Eve - I didn't stayed in and read, watched TV, etc...

Anyway - Derek! Happy New Year and COME TO STOKE-ON-TRENT! Or else...

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~pokes~

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Happy New Years Day, 2012, Minions!

HAPPY NEW YEARS DEREK LANDY, THE GOLDEN GOD! <3

Ah, so looking forward to the next SKP book. I will absolutely find a way to get it from amazon ASAICO. as soon as it comes out. Maybe... Maybe that's a little long for an acronym? Oh well... it was a pretty nifty acronym, too. Very useful. Like for the Inheritance book. I read it THE DAY it came out <3 Ah... best books ever... :D

I wish I could stay and chat with the minions, but unless Golden God comes on, I will content myself to lurk until I have to go XD

LMFA...

Loyal Minion Forever and Always....

What, what did you think it was? XD

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Greetings and salutatins, Nicole. How are you?

Robin Snowscar said...

HEYA BLOGLANDERS!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hola, Robin! Pleasure to make your acquaintance!

Robin Snowscar said...

Skyril. *nods*
Where are you from?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Close to New Orleans, Louisiana, United States, North America, Earth, the Solar System, the Universe. :]
How about you?
Although, right now I'm on vacation at Pensacola beach Florida, United States, etc

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hello Skyril! Hey Robin!

Robin Snowscar said...

Hey Nicole

Kent, England... you know the rest

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

How are you, Nicole? Want a lollipop?

Cool, I like England. It's third on my vacaton destination list. First is Michigan, then Adelaide Australia, then London England... at least I think. London and Dublin are kinda competeing for third place. :P

Nicole Cerundolo said...

I would LOVE a lollypop... apple? Do you have apple?

Robin Snowscar said...

I'd like to go to America actually, I've already been to Australia so that ones gone. *Throws apple at Nicole*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Sure thing! ~gives a purple, apple lollipop~ All my lolipops are purple. Hope you don't mind ;]

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!



I would've said that 11 hours ago, but I was forced to go to bed, so... Yeah.



And I had the creepiest dream ever! It had Derek, me, Kienan, Caelan, people from the blog, characterrs from other books, people betraying me, and a bunch of other stuff!

Robin Snowscar said...

Hey Val
Was I there?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

America is cool. In my opinion, anyway :P
Do you have any idea what state and city you'd like to visit? If you like seafood, you should go to Louisiana... or Florida... but Louisianians are more interesting ;}

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Yum. *Eats apple* *sticks lollipop in mouth* Thanggk Ygoou!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Actually, Robin, now that I think about it, Derek had made an entire post for you, and everyone except me knew why... It was weird.



AND DEREK SHOULDN'T COME AT PEOPLE WITH ROCKET LAUNCHERS. IT ISN'T NICE.


Who wants to hear my dream? Like, the whole thing?

Robin Snowscar said...

Ha, I'd like to travel all of it (USA). I do want to o to Florida though.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

I'm IN America... and I've been to several states... going to FA soon, actually.

Robin Snowscar said...

ME VAL!! Derek I do want a post dedicated to me, I think I've earned it.

Robin Snowscar said...

And I second Val's notion of no running at people with rocket launchers

Nicole Cerundolo said...

I third it. If that's an option.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hiya, Valkyrie V

You're welcome, Nicole!

That's a lot of ground to cover, Robin :P

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Sorry for slow replies, all. Slow computer combined with ndoing and awful lot at once. xD

Nicole Cerundolo said...

No problem Sky. We still love you! <(^.^)>

...

XD

Robin Snowscar said...

Hehe.
NO NUKES, NO NUKES! *protest on an asteroid*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

lol, well good then! <(^.^)>

Robin Snowscar said...

VALKYRIE *whines* are you gonna tell me about your dream or not

Nicole Cerundolo said...

XD I'm curious, now, too!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Okay, so me and my cousin Kienan had gone to like some new school, and we didn't really know anyone. It wasn't a middle school, like we're really in, it was a high school or something, and instead of being twelve, we were somewhere between 14-16. So apparently, I had made someone really angry, and they wanted to fight me. So I kind of refused, to stay out of trouble, but they woudn't accept it, so they tried to punch me. Then it turned into a full-on fight. I was doing a lot of punching and kicking, but the girl I was fighting against was doing really well against me. So then my cousin Kienan saw what was going on and tried to get the girl away from me. Then other people started to attack him. I only glimpsed who he was fightin, and you know who it was? It was Caelan. And he hit Kienan so hard he went unconscious. Pretty soon I went unconscious too.
So we woke up, and someone just wouldn't leave me alone, and I was messing with my stuff and for some reason I had something that said Darquesse on it. I told them it was nothing, but they wouldn't believe me, so I finally told them that I was Darquesse and they couldn't tell anyone ever. Of course, that's when they shouted, "VAL IS DARQUESSE! RUN! SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU!" I turned around and screamed, "EAT YOU? WHY THE HECK WOULD I EAT YOU?"
So I tried to run to Derek for help, figuring he'd know what to do. He was on the dock of a lake or something, and everyone from the blog was going swimming. It was weird. So I was finally getting closer to Derek, when he pulled out a ROCKET LAUNCHER and aimed it at me. I freaked out, because I mean, Derek was trying to kill me. Then I got in more fights, then I went on the blog and there was the post dedicated to Robin, then everyone was trying to kill me, and a few people from the blog and other books where trying to save me, and in the end, I won.

And I have to go now, I'll be back in an hour or so. Bye!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hehe. Epic dream. See ya, Val!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Wow, long dream :P
Farewell, Valkyrie V

Robin Snowscar said...

Sounds... fun Val?
Bye!
I want a post for me *stomps foot*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*clutches at Skulduggery books* Derek don't kill me, that isn't very nice...



And now I'm really gone. Like, unplugging the computer and everything. Bye again!

Robin Snowscar said...

Derek *wails* I think you should dedicate a post to your minions.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Aww bye Val!

Robin Snowscar said...

LOL bye Val

Robin Snowscar said...

Nicole, have you made a taken name?

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hm... um, no?
...

How?

Robin Snowscar said...

You know like Stephanie Edgley's is Valkyrie Cain, like mine is Robin Snowscar,

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Ah... like that. Hm. Well. I'm trying to think of one that will... FIT. You know?

Robin Snowscar said...

Yeah I know what you mean, mine didn't take long to come about but I almost had it as Lightning Silence and I also had Scarlett Thundersong. It depends on what you like really think of something you like you could use Dragon or Drake in it for example (just taking by your picture)

Nicole Cerundolo said...

XD Yeah, but I just remember that Bison Dragonclaw is RIDICULOUS and I don't want any connection...

Robin Snowscar said...

Yeah so go with an element then, or a weather. Earth, Air, Fire, Water, Snow, Rain, Storm, Sun, Heat, Cold, Hurricane, Cloud, Ice... I always look them up in latin too some of them come out odd but some are pretty cool

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hm... What about... Nyx Darkblood? Hm, I like Darkblood. What about the first name... Hm...

Alexis A. said...

Hi...

(>^.^)>PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR<(^.^<)

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Taken names are hard to... well, take xD
It took me while to decide this one. Skyril was relatively easy, but Oblivion... I had to ponder it a bit and think of Skyril's abilities.
Do you have any powers yet, Nicole?

Nicole Cerundolo said...

My taken name is... Hazel Darkblood. I like the ring to it...

Nicole Cerundolo said...

I think? God this is hard.

Robin Snowscar said...

I'll pass thanks Kim

Isn't Nyx goddess of Night? Sounds cool though

Robin Snowscar said...

Hazel does have a certain ring to it...

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hiya, Kimberly! Thanks for the banana! ~Noms~

Oh, sounds nice, Nicole!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hazel... Darkblood? Or another last name? What do you think?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Weeeeell, just so you know, there IS already a Nyx around Blogland. She doesn't come VERY often, but she is there somewhere.

Robin Snowscar said...

You said you liked Darkblood?
(my original last name for Robin was Darkblade but I went off it)

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I like Darkblood. It sounds cool And Hazle Darkblood goes really well together

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Yeah... but...

Riftwing?
Darkblood?
Windrider?

Ember Darkblood...

Hazel Riftwing...

ACH.

Robin Snowscar said...

Ember Darkblood sounds rather cool

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Ember Darkblood

Hazel Darkblood

Hazel Riftwing

Luna Windrider

Hm...

Nicole Cerundolo said...

1.) Ember Darkblood
2.) Hazel Darkblood
3.) Hazel Riftwing
4.) Ember Venomous
5.) Luna Windrider
6.) Luna Riftwing

Gah. Which one?

Robin Snowscar said...

I like either 1 or 5

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Ember Darkblood

Luna Windrider

Hm. Interesting...

Robin Snowscar said...

but then Nicole, it's up to you it has to fit you, not me, not anyone else, just you

Alexis A. said...

Riftwing sounds pretty cool.

I was originally supposed to be Kimber *something*. Then I chose Vex as a last name and decided Kimberly flowed better with it. I saw the word vex in a book but I failed to realize there was a Dexter VEX in SP. I'm forgetful like that.

Robin Snowscar said...

LOL Kim
Luna Ember - that sounds quite cool js

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

My favorites... arrrrreee...
Hazle Darkblood -this one sounds kinda dark and smooth. First thought is a vampire

Hazle Riftwing - makes me think majestic and magical like Harry Potter's owl

Luna Windrider -makes me think full of energy and excited for an adventure

Nicole Cerundolo said...

XD

But... Hm. Well....


"Curious... very curious..." (Harry P)

Ember Nightshade...

I think that fits...I like the little darkness at the end. XD Hm. What do you think of that? I like that.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Ah, I have to go now. Farewell! Maybe see you guys later!
~waves~

Nicole Cerundolo said...

See ya Skyril!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Someone's already done a Nightshade.

Robin Snowscar said...

Bye
I like Ember Nightshade btw it almost contradicts itself and then there's the metaphorical and *shuts up before descending into nerd talk*

Alexis A. said...

Bye Skyril.

Robin Snowscar said...

Yeah, lots of people done lots of things don't mean Nicole can't.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Say no more. Dang it. Hazel Darkblood, then?

Robin Snowscar said...

Nicole don't worry bout other people chose whatever name you want

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Ah. I'll keep thinking...

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, I know. Sorry.

Robin Snowscar said...

Meh... I might use Luna Ember actually *ponders*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ember? My dad's girlfriend's name is Ember.



(great way to enter a conversation, huh?)

Jakespeare said...

I was up all night wondering if derek had revealed who won

Nicole Cerundolo said...

What about Ivy Shadowspinner?

Eve the ROCK said...

Me too, person. It's 7:00 in the morning where I am, and that is very unnatural for me.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My character is Ivy Animosity...

Robin Snowscar said...

Yeah Val, nice

Robin Snowscar said...

Yeah I was gonna say

Nicole Cerundolo said...

You were... going to say...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hey Robin, I added the part where Ivy rips off some guy's arm off into my story, but I changed it a little... Wanna hear it?

Robin Snowscar said...

Ivy is Val's character is all
I like the Shadowspinner bit it's like the puppet master *descends into nerd talk*

Robin Snowscar said...

Sure thing, Val

Alexis A. said...

Shadowspinner sounds nice though. It conjures up images of darkness and necromancers for me.

Eve the ROCK said...

It reminds me of a Black Widow Spider.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

So basically, Ivy is trying to find someone, and this Charlie guy knows where she is... And Ivy has more powers than Teleportation, that's just what she mostly uses here.


Ivy grinned at him, then grabbed his arm, and they vanished.
They reappeared in a dark field surrounded by trees. She pushed him away from her, and by the time he had turned around, Ivy looked serious. “Tell me where Anomaly Despair is,” she said.
Charlie looked at Ivy in disbelief. “How did you do that? We weren’t here a few seconds ago! How did we get here?”
Ivy sighed. “It doesn’t matter how we got here. Tell me where she is.”
“Where who is?”
“Anomaly Despair. I already said that.”
He paused. “What if I don’t tell you?”
“I’ll hurt you, and probably kill you.”
He laughed. “I’m not scared of you. I mean, yeah, you look creepy as hell and you somehow got us in the middle of nowhere, but you still don’t scare me. You look like you’re thirteen. You couldn’t hurt me.”
“Do you really believe that?” Ivy said. “Do you? Because I don’t think you do.”
“And why do you think that?”
“Because I can read your mind. Think of any word, anything, I’ll tell you what you’re thinking.”
Charlie looked at Ivy like she was crazy. “Uh, okay, I’ll think of something…”
“You’re thinking about whether you should think about apples, lizards, or running away from me,” Ivy said immediately.
Charlie frowned, and began to back away. “How did you do that? How the hell did you just do that?”
“I already told you. Now you tell me where Anomaly Despair is.”
“I… I can’t. She told me never to tell anyone.”
“And isn’t sad that you have to break your promise to live?”
He paled. “You mean if I don’t tell you, you’ll… you’ll kill me?”
“That is indeed what I mean,” Ivy answered. “I’m going to count to ten. If you don’t tell me where Anomaly is by that point, I’ll pull your arm off.”
Charlie was panicking. Ivy could tell. She started counting. “One, two, three, four…”
“I’ll tell you! Just give me time to remember!”
Ivy grinned. “Five, six, seven, eight…”
“Hole on!”
“Nine, ten.” She blurred over to where he was, and grabbed hold of his left arm. Without even trying, she yanked it out of its socket. Blood splashed against the ground, and Charlie started screaming uncontrollably.
“Don’t be a baby,” Ivy said irritably.
“I’m not!” Charlie screeched. “You took my arm off!”
“Well, if you’re going to freak out so much, you can have it back.” She threw his arm and the hand hit him in the side of the head.
“Ow!”
“You should’ve been paying attention. Now, you tell me where Anomaly is, or I’ll pull the other arm off too. Or you can just think of where she is. Can you do that?”
He nodded. After a few seconds, Ivy did as well. “Thank you,” she said.
“Okay, so I told you, right? Or I told your thoughts? So can you let me go now?”
Ivy looked at him with her indigo eyes. “I wish I could, but…” She vanished and reappeared behind him. “I can’t.” With that, she kicked at his head, which flew off and disappeared into the distance.
Ivy started to walk away, then remembered the power of teleportation, and teleported to her house.

Robin Snowscar said...

Ha I think we have a winner for last name

Robin Snowscar said...

Ivy is turning into a beautiful character Val

Eve the ROCK said...

...I like that story, Valkyrie. I like how she pulled his arm off. If he was a live chicken, it would've been a wing, and that would make a yummy snack. All this talk of live chickens is making me hungry. *eats live chicken*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

She is, isn't she? XD

Alexis A. said...

Is eating a live chicken an official trademark (or something of the sorts) of yours eve?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

That's just a small portion of my really long story...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hello there


Live chickens, run away

Robin Snowscar said...

*Steps away from Eve* It was alive...
*remembers something and shudders*

Eve the ROCK said...

I suppose it is, Kimberly. It's either that, or live chickens are just really yummy! Speaking of... *eats live chicken*

Robin Snowscar said...

PHOENIX *tackle hug*

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh thanks, Phoenix. You scared my breakfast away.

What are you remembering, Robin? How I told Sparky to eat you?

Alexis A. said...

Keep your pet chickens away from Eve...

Hi Phoenix!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*falls over*

HA miss me?

Robin Snowscar said...

Did you? Sparky wouldn't...
No it wasn't that it was Val and.. never mind

Robin Snowscar said...

ONLY A WHOLE LOT *kisses Phoenix*

Eve the ROCK said...

Aw. I'm hungry. I'll have to feast on the little chickies. *wicked witch moment*

Robin Snowscar said...

No. *glares at Eve*

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, but Sparky would. She was very hungry that day. Do you remember, Phoenix.

Alexis A. said...

Not the chicks! Give them a chance to live!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Ash Darkblood?

Amethyst Darkblood?

Ruby Shadowspinner?

Hm.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Haha *kisses back*

So what happens?

Eve the ROCK said...

NEVER! *chases after live chicks*

*gets beaten up by mother chicken*

Eve the ROCK said...

Ruby Shadowspinner! I like that one.

Robin Snowscar said...

Eve's eating live things, I swear to God if she does what Val did...

Ruby Shadowspinner

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

There cool names Nicole, are they yours?

Oh and eve, how could I freakin forget? Se called me poultry cos my last name is Phoenix and because they are birds and seemingly all birds are poultry she calls me just that

Alexis A. said...

Ha! Go mother chicken!

And I love the name Amethyst. I'd suggest Amethyst Shadowspinner but it's a. Bit long.

Eve the ROCK said...

If I do remember, it was Phoenix who gave me the idea of telling Sparky to eat Robin. Right, Phoenix? *swings head to Phoenix in a 'the ball's in your court' manner*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hehehe, Robin is reminded of a certain milkshake...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Whadid val do? Is it gruesome as what she normally does?

Eve the ROCK said...

What did Val do? Did sh eat a live chicken too?

Ooooooooooooow. You'll pay for this. *eats live mother chicken*

Robin Snowscar said...

Val, don't. *tries to look stern*

Ah yes poultry I remember

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Phoenix, you forget? Remember what I did when we were about to break the blog?

Robin Snowscar said...

You were there Phoenix for the end anyway

Eve the ROCK said...

Was it a worm milkshake? Does anyone watch Fear Factor?

Robin Snowscar said...

No it was not a worm milkshake *disgust* I'm not that pathetic

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*is trying best not to burst out laughing at how disgusted Robin is*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Oh val do not bring that up again you gruesome person

Eve the ROCK said...

Was it a live chicken milkshake?

Robin Snowscar said...

No Eve it wasn't

Alexis A. said...

Eve if you keep things up chickens will go extinct. And worm milkshakes do sound pretty nasty...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ah, so Phoenix does remember... Ha. Ha ha ha...

Eve the ROCK said...

Was it a purple banana milkshake?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

1st

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

No we are not talking about this.... And yes I do remember

Oh and eve? *serves ball back*

That was not what happened... And you know that

Robin Snowscar said...

1st

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

1st

Eve the ROCK said...

Then I'll clone live chickens. Didn't someone do that to a sheep once?

Eve the ROCK said...

You're right, Phoenix, it wasn't.

Or WAS it?

Robin Snowscar said...

WIN I dedicate this page to Phoenix because he's always on my side *smiles*
To Skulduggery and Derek for awesomeness
To the Sworn cuz we are awesome too

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Eve that didn't happen....

Not the I gave you the idea thing...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ooh dedication to moi *hugs*

Robin Snowscar said...

Dolly the sheep

Eve the ROCK said...

Heehee. Cheer up, Phoenix. I'm sure Robin will forgive for encouraging the consumption of herself. *snickers*

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