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Yaaaaaay!!
I'm going to be distant.
Typing my story...
*has concerned look on face*
Hayley hasn't been at school since last Friday, and she looked like sh*t then...
Five consecutive days away is a new record for her...
I emailed you, Mist! Are you on your iPod?
You think she's sick, Sparky?
Once, I had a fever that lasted a week... It was horrible. *shudders*
Yep. But I'll be home in 10-15 mins. :D
:D
I feel like making another. That was a bit short. Maybe I'll just keep making videos and show them in widely spaced intervals of time...
Well, she's often away, she's a generally sick person. (Celiac)
Her average is two days away, four days at school.
She's been away for four occasionally.
But this is the second five I can remember.
Actually, no. I have absolutely nothing to talk about.
oh... okay.
Ok I'll he back in five mins. Walking home.
Talk about... Nix and Mist so far
So, I'm worried.
Yesterday, I was slightly worried.
Today I'm genuinely concerned, but because no one else really pays attention to her on/off school day patterns, no one else (except Alfred) can tell something's wrong.
*frowns*
And I haven't heard from her since Friday, but she's still coming online on Skype...
Okay! I'll do that!
kewl!
I get how you feel, Sparky. I hope she's okay...
*scowls at Nix, Eve and Mist*
ARE YOU GUYS COMPLETELY IGNORING ME FOR A REASON?
no... I just really have no idea what to say...
Yay! :)
besides, i remember when i thought i wasn't going to come back here, and you were talking about Smurfs
...was I there, Nix?
*thinks*
I think I was... but I don't remember talking about Smurfs...
Maybe I was, but like I said, I don't remember...
Did I not say Hi Sparrrrrky?
Hi people!
That is worring, sparky . . .
Going now, will be back tomorrow
I'm sure she'll get better soon though . . .
Bye Jakro
Bye jakro!
Bye Jakro.
Hi Star. :)
Hi star
Llamas are evil.
back! damn internet
*listens to video worriedly* My voice is weird....and mist is going to hear that...
Llakas are even more evil than blue marshmellows.
Hi nix
Sparky, if she still comes on Skype, then ask her what's wrong on there.
Don't worry eve, people's voices always sound weird on videos.
My voice is weird on recordings and on the phone. That's why i don't make a video
And i don't know how
*sighs* Mists voice didn't sound weird.
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Hahahahahaha
Jakro, you idiot.
*grins at Eve*
You're voice doesn't sound weird. And that monkey is so cute!
*glares at him*
We don't do that. It takes up too much space
JAKRO!!!
Eep! You saw it?
*whacks Jakro with Woozles*
Bad!
*looks at Woozles*
...Bad!
Yup! I saw it.
*glares angrily at jakro*
... Not that much space...
I dedicate to:
Taming the manatee
Pie
Pi
Rectum monkeys
Blog land
Papayas
Jakro! Why do you do that???
where is it?
I wanna see it!
... Has anyone noticed that I only use up the last five
*falls over*
*lies on grass*
I thought I wanted you to hear my voice. But it's so...
Jakro. That was a lot of space! Don't say it wasn't!
See what, Nix?
Going now
The vid?!
Bye jakro
Still. You shouldn't use up THAT much comment space.
or whatever Mist saw!
Oh. That was just my voice. It wasn't about Nix and Mist.
Look, you haven't even got a good dedication.
If you had, and wabted to get first so you could say it, i would be forgiving you round about now.
Our dedication should have feeling in them, proper emotion. I'm not saying they all do, i'm saying they all should do.
I still wanna see it! And so the Nix and Mist one too
*sigh*
Bye Jakro.
Eve, it doesn't sound weird or anything. :)
Bye then, jakro.
I haven't made the nix and mist one yet. But I'll email you the video, if you want to see it...
okay
email my gmail one
Well, okay then. If you say so. But I love your voice. :)
Sent it, nix
*sigh again*
Seriously, I'm not sure who's worse. Jakro or Dylan.
They're both annoying sometimes but other times, they're not.
...
Going distant again. Still typing that story...
I was talking to mist, Nix
*grins*
I like your voice. It's nice...if a voice can be nice...
Yeah, I agree, Lav
Yeah, but how were you talking to him? He didn't say anything, then you're suddenly saying things
im not getting anything
*sighs* But that's not my normal voice. It's too...thick. I guess.
Jakro.
Dylan just acts like he's better than everyone else, he's seen everything, done everything and we should always listen to his advice because he knows best, oh yes oh yes.
got it
though it's taking ages to load...
al im getting is lines of words
*letters, not words
can't you just post it on your blog or something?
The video should be on there.
well, it's not
i got two attachments, that's it
The attachment is the video...
*shrugs* if you can't get it, tough luck. I didn't like that video anyway. Or the next one I made, or the next one...
I'm not posting it on my blog.
fine
*grins at the monkey*
casue i can't download them, cause im on my school laptop
Hey Nix? What's your favorite color?
Just wondering.
... blue
or emrald green
Okay. Thanks! :)
*smiles*
Just wondering. :P
Why are people so silent?
*gives mist a palm* We were celebrating Palm Sunday at school. We had to wave palms around. I'd much rather be king Herod. Oh wait.
I AM KING HEROD!!!
I'm doing something. I said I would be distant earlier.
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Hi sparky
Hi Sparky
*laughs*
...I don't even know what Palm Day is. Hi Sparky!
Hi Sparky! :)
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*laughs*
I agree with Mist.
*sighs* Palm SUNday. Prepare for a religious lecture.
Palm Sunday is when Jesus went to Jerusalem on a donkey. The people of Jerusalem treated him like a king. They waved palms around singing Hosanna. They laid out the palms do he and his donkey would have to step on the ground. The irony of it is that less than a week later they nailed him to a cross.
*stops laughing*
Going... now, Sparky?
What the hell...?
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Enough with the stupid breaks and the stupid excessive ellipsis abuse!
Explain to me why you simply came on to say you were leaving, Sparky?
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....live....
....chicken....
....*.....
No, she's going insane.
*laughs again*
Nix. :P
*stops laughing again*
Sparky, you okay?
*tilts head sideways*
Oh.
*shakes head and retreats to hammock*
So...
...Are you breathing?
Sorta.
i was going to say 'aren't we all" to Sparky in the ... format after she said insane, but the internet failed as i published it
What's up?
*looks up*
The roof.
I feel like another banana. *goes looking for a banana* You want a banana, Mist?
and the sky
clouds
some air's up there
*laughs*
Really?
*head still tilted, mouth in a smile*
*smile sinks a little*
So, does that mean you're okay, Sparky?
Hey! That's my line!
Yes please, Eve!
Commented on your post, Nix.
And the "Are you breathing" was a line from Voices.
*looks with concern*
*tosses mist a banana*
*takes bite of own banana*
*climbs a tree*
*hangs upside down*
*is a monkey*
Nananananananananananana...
Well...
No. I'm not okay.
Verging on suicidal, really.
Don't worry, I won't. I'm not mentally capable.
... Okay then.
Nix, I'm looking at your post now. Distant.
What happened, Sparky?
im gvetting emails saying that Johanna's saying stuff right now, but i can't see it
It might be in in your spam inbox nix
im getting the emails, that's not the problem
The problem is that i can't see them on the blog
... silence
Yeah. You go into your blog edit thing and there's a section for spam. She might be in there.
Commented, nix
looked there, she wasn't
commented back Eve
Well I can see her comments.
it says she commented like ten times
I can see about two
...silence
*smiles*
*picks up Magnum Pistol*
These things are amazing...
uhhh
I think you should puit that down if you're feeling suicidal
COmmented back.
Where did Mist go? :(
*points it absentmindedly at my chest*
*is inspecting it*
So sleek...
Sparky! You got rid of the Straight Jackets?!
and i don't see you comment Eve
and PUT THAT DOWN SPARKY!
*speaks sternly*
Sparky. No. Don't.
*reaches to take the gun*
*is still looking at the gun*
Yup.
It failed.
It's gone.
I got sick of people asking me to post on it.
*looks up and laughs*
I'm not going to do anything.
... Sparky, you're not yourself, okay
Just sit down for a moment
Then put it down. Please.
*hint of a beg in voice*
Fine.
*sits down, and puts the gun down next to me*
*thinks for a moment and picks the gun up again*
*removes the bullets form it and starts inspecting the bullets*
Sparky, don't.
Nix, I commented again.
Mist??
Hi Lynxia!
Hello everyone.
*sits next to Sparky* Remember what I said? Would you do it in real life in front of your friends?
Hi Lynxia
*looks at Shadow*
Hi Shads. I like your pic. It's cool.
*sits on the grass and watches Sparky*
Not. Going. To. Do. Anything.
Mmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssttttttt!!!!!
*shifts to face the lake*
Okay, fine.
*puts head on knees and stares at the lake*
*remembers I have today off* Yay! I can be here all day!!!
Sparky, you've got to think about what we think when you say you're suicidal and pick up a gun
i had today off
I was on here all day
*stands up, reloads gun and walks into the forest*
*comes out a few minutes later with blood on my shirt and pants*
*sits next to Lav, fiddling with gun still*
*looks at Sparky in shock*
What did you do???
Right, this is a laptop situation. Will ne back in 20 mins on laptop. *shadow walks*
I'm fine.
Nothing special happened.
Then what's with the blood? An animal you shot?
*head snaps up* Did you kill. A live chicken?
SPARKY! *is shocked*
Or... *voice trails off*
I'm not going to say, but you know what I mean.
Sparky. Think about what you're doing. Please.
*arches eyebrow*
Can't anyone recall my mild obsession in Left 4 Dead?
It was a Common Infected, don't get all worked up over nothing.
Hi Star.
*still looking at Sparky*
Hey Ink.
Mist!!!!! Where ARE you?!
Sparky, it was not NOTHING. Don't you CARE about how nervous you make us with all that gun stuff?
...okay. fine. If that was all it was, then that's fine.
Don't get me freaked out like that again. Please.
*sighs then faces lake again*
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist!!!!!
Yes sparky. PLEEEEASE don't freak us out for nothing.
*looks at Ink*
Zombie was coming. I shot it.
Big deal.
Comment was slightly late, sorry.
And, if you get so worked up over a gun, why doesn't the Makhaira bother you?
*gestures to sword*
*rolls eyes and jumps onto a hammock*
It's official. I. HATE. TELATRA.
*TELSTRA
There you are! *hugs*
Gotta go.
Bye.
Bye sparky
Bye Sparky.
*hugs back*
Sorry. The Internet literally died. It just shut down completely. It might do it again soon so I might be distant...
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