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«Oldest ‹Older 4001 – 4200 of 4818 Newer› Newest»Bye Sparky.
Bye Sparky
Aw. Okay. :(
i won't be finished by tonight Mist, but i'll do it tomorrow, cause i think my family plans are off
Okay, Nix.
Bye sparky.
Msd.
I'll be distant starting now.
And... nobody's talking? Why is my comment almost always last before a silence?
Brb
i'd be writing, to be sure
Back.
*is holding Magnum Pistol tentatively*
that'd be the reasoning of me silence
SPARKY!
WHAT!?
*sigh*
Not this again.
I'm still distant btw.
put down the f*ing pistol
*puts it down*
What, I'm not allowed to hold any form of weaponry anymore!?
She isn't doing anything for gods sake, WHY CANT SHE HOLD IT?!
You can hlod it when you think about what you were thinking about
Now go sit in the naughty conner
THANK YOU ZATHRACT!
*glowers at Nix*
No!
*picks up gun*
THE SAFTEY'S BEEN ON THE WHOLE TIME.
Bye Eve.
*looks at Nix with a berwildered expression*
...the hell?
Suicide is not a f*cking joke!
Do you even care about what we would feel if you died?
F*CK!
What? Eve's leaving?
Laptop is booting up now...
*looks long and hard at Nix*
I haven't done anything you f*ckwit. The reason I haven't done anything is because I COULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU PEOPLE.
...Nix. I am going to put this in a way you understand seeing as everything else seems to be failing.
SHE. IS. NOT. GOING. TO. KILL. HERSELF. GOD. DAMNIT.
*mumbles another thanks at Zath*
DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT IT! I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO, JUST DON'T JOKE ABOUT IT!
F*CKING HELL!
*goes to steam off*
*waves hand at Sparky*
I need something to take my mind off...*stops*
Never mind...
She isn't joking about it. Where are you getting all this crap from?
*arches eyebrow*
I'm saying this one last time.
I haven't done anything.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm not THINKING about doing anything.
The only thing I'm trying to do here is imagining what living in the Left 4 Dead world would be like, to aid my story.
*comes back*
Sorry. I just...
Never mind. Im sorry...
*sits next to lake*
I'm not about to never mind.
You overeacted, and made a mountain out of a molehill.
Your apology is accepted.
First.
First.
OK, am on laptop now...
Sorry... i just... don't like suicide, okay
*looks at gun again*
Hey Lynxia
What have I missed?
*looks round at everyone*
*looks at the first I got*
...f******************************ck...
Sparky picked up the gun, i got a little... emotional, and here we are
So not much
Right, as long as the gun was not for... Certain things then I'm OK with the gun.
*chokes and dies*
Zath...?
... What the hell are you doing Mist?
Yay for licking. *sarcastic cheer*
*turns round and kicks it* DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!!!
*coughs* *turns back to others* Sorry 'bout that.
*looks at Zath* WTGG?
...in left 4 dead...?
...
...What, really? I'm a Smoker in the game.
i don't play left 4 dead
*turns away*
Uhh...
Well, if I was playing L4D, I would be at Alfred's house and...
She's Smoker.
Sorry about the kick Zath. *helps Zath up* Oops doesn't really cover it does it?
...Well I'm not being a Tank!
You can be a Charger.
You'd be an excellent Charger.
I'm Smoker!!!! RAWR! *cough cough*
...
*looks up image of a Charger*
...
*looks up image of a Charger*
Damn straight!
*pulls on blue hoodie*
RAWR!
Hello Alfred! *huggies* Heard a lot about you from Sparky.
brbseasnm
Hi Lynxia! :)
Hi Alfred! Nice to finally meet you! Sparky talks about you a lot!
Hi. :)
What Nix?
I can see brb in their so hurry back.
Hey Lavender!! :) Nice ta meet u too! I'm hoping Sparky was nice...
*stares at Charger*
What, THAT THING? WITH THAT RANDOM DEMENTED ARM AND THE RETARDED HEAD AND GLOWING EYES AND THE WEIRD CRACKS DOWN HIS SHOULDER?!?! THAT THING?!?!?!?!
...Okay.
Yeah, she's was/is. :P
*grins*
Well... Sparky can be nice. It just depends on how she feels.
Me right now... Tackle huggie! *tackle hugs Sparky and Lav*
be right back soon enough alright stop nagging me
*is lying on ground laughing at Zath, similarly to the way Alfred and I are in real life*
Ahahahaha! Lol! and Good! :)
Hi, Alfred!
I'll have to try and remember that Nix...
XP
*squeals as I'm being tackle hugged*
*laughs*
Sup Zathract!? :)
hibsycspowncd
I'm so even gonna try with that one Nix...
Is that just random typing, Nix? Or is there a meaning?
:P
:)
*stands at blurs behind Shads*
BRING IT ON!
*tackles her into the lake*
meaing!
And was that sarcasm Lynxia? It looked like sarcasm.
AAAAGGRRHHH!!!
*lifts self out of lake and brings out water gun* Come on Sparky!!!
*shoots her with cold water*
*sits back and checks the timer*
I've been locked in this room for...1 hour and 6 minutes.
My parents are never going to get me out.
*glowers at the door*
Of course that was sarcasm. *squirts Nix too*
What's it mean then, Nix?
*still smiling*
what are you talking about Mist?
hibsycspowncd= h im back so you can stop painicking or worrying now calm down
Nothing.
...
*glares at the door again*
oops
*h= hey
Nix... *shakes head* How long before everything you say is just random letters?
Oh, okay. *laughs*
:P
*gets squirted*
AGH! Im melting! Im meeeeltiiing...
hlbeisijrl?idbtwigislibs
You still here Sparky? *squirts Nix again because it's funny*
AGH! Im melting some more! Im meeeltiiing sooome mooooore...
Okay. Now I'm not even going to ask.
*shakes head, laughing*
Yes.
Alfred and I are having a silent conversation...
It's lol worthy...
*squirts Lav* He he he he! Squirt!!!
yet i am going to say
hlbeisijrl?idbtwigislibs=
How long before everything i say is just random letters? i dunno but the way im going it's... i forget the rest
*squeals some more*
*turns into a dog and shakes dry, splashing water on everyone close*
yatspiem!DyktN?
*turns back and laughs*
You can't laugh if you're an animal. So I changed back. :P
Back.
*trudges out of the lake and tackles Alfred*
BARRELS!!!!!!!
yah at tips so pies in enough money! Did you know twatthat nent?
You spelt meant wrong, and forgeot a space twat and that
What does twat mean?
*screams* Oh my gawd! You know how much that scares me!
adn that first sentence makes no sence
*and
*looks at Nix* 0_o
*squirts him* You talk WAYYYY to much and hardly any of it makes sense! *squirts him again*
*laughs*
I know.
I see what I did there.
You see what I did there.
And the bro sees what I did there.
*freezes*
The bro that's standing just there...
*three cupboards appear*
WHICH ONE, WHICH ONE!?
You came up with it! You are the one who hardly makes sence
Me?! What are you on about? *reloads water pistol*
THE STORM CLOUD APPROCHES! GIVE IT THE BROCILLI!
GET IN THE CUPBOARD! FOOL! XD
*is still laughing, sitting by the lake*
You guys are so funny. :P
Funny? This is serious! *squirts Lav again*
*dives into the third cupboard*
Okay...
I'll get out on three...
One...
*peeks out*
*sees bro*
TWO, THREE!
*runs*
Hang on... How did this start?...
Where'd be the Mist?
RUN! YOU HAVE THE KEY! JUST RUN!
That's a good point Nix... Where'd be Zath?
*turns around as the bro runs up to me*
*it poofs*
AW WHAT!
NOT A POOFER!
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
...I think when Alfred came on. :)
*keeps laughing*
NAKED FLYING MAN! What has been seen cannot be unseen...
I got a way for him to talk
YO! COME OUT MISTYPANTS!
*does epic dance*
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!
???
*nods*
If he was here, he'd be trying to smash my skull in by now
Si can can infur that he's not here
That last sentence made no sense again... *squirts Nix*
Lol, Sparky you random child :)
Mmmmmmhmmm
Gotta go, BYE!!!
So i can infur
Stupid i! what did you ever do for me?
Hey Eve
Bye Sparky
*squirts Sparky*
*squirts Alfred*
*squirts Eve*
Bye Sparky! *waves to ya for reals* :)
and i remain unsquirted
*strikes hero pose*
Bye Sparky!
Hi Eve!
Bye Sparky!
Not for long!!!
*squirts Nix then pushes in lake*
Nope. I'm here, Nix.
Hi Eve! :) the rock.... SWEET! :D and ARGH! water!
Are you here, Eve?
*Splutters and climbs out of lake*
I remain unsquirted
*strikes wet hero pose*
Helloooooooo! Mellow!
Oh... Hey Mist
*wears american football helmet*
Yep! I'm here!
*squirts Nix again* You have been squirted! Deal with it! *pushes him back in lake*
Yay! *hugs tightly*
a wet hero pose is similar to a hero pose, just with more nuggets
This has been another usless fact
Very useless...
*climbs out of lake again*
I HAVE REMAINED UNSQUIRTED
*Crys*
You guys aren't doing it right
AGH!
*hugs back* I did leave before. My comment disappeared. *glares at Woozles*
Oh whatever Nix...
*squirts him with golden syrup*
*whacks Woozles against the wall and checks the timer*
I AM NOT A PANCKAE!
Or am i...
*checks*
NO. I AM DEFINATLY NOT A PANCAKE. MAYBE A PEAR, BUT NOT A PANCAKE!
.....YOU IDIOT!! IT'S 'CRIES'!!! NOT 'CRYS'!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
An hour and a half.
*squirts Nix with apple juice*
Yes Nix, cries... Tut tut.
....Why are you locked in your room?
Because I am trying to prove a point to my parents in a way that will really not help me at all. I am being stubborn.
meh
i was going to say crys about 5000 times, but apparently it only accepts 4093, so i ditched the idea
*blinks* oh. What point are you trying to make? *grins* Or is that entirely confidential?
You still un-squirted Nix? *prepares water pistol with orange juice*
I AM NOT A PEAR EITHER! I have recently discovered that i am a nueclear bomb
*smiles stupidly and goes off*
The point is that I am refusing to do tests.
By locking myself in my room?
Yup.
*terminator moment*
I AM EVERYTHING, BUT NOTHING! THE UNIVERSE IS MADE OF TISSUE, SO I'LL MAKE A CHOCOLATE SHELL, AND MAKE IT READ THE POLAR BEAR A GOODNIGHT STORY!
Tests....like, school tests?
*squirts Nix with a range of stuff* YOU HAVE BEEN SQUIRTED!!!
Are you leaving, though?
Ladies and gentlemen, the Royal Tarts have arrived!
Hello? Eat my tarts?
This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.
Yup. You know the ICAS tests? The ones that ate optional?
IF RINGS ARE BEES, WHAT AM I ALLERGIC TOO?
Right... *looks at Nix* You are now OFFICIALLY mad!
WHATEVER IT'S 2009!!!!
IT'S 2012! *tackles Nix into lake*
Oh my glob Melissa, ever since Clara stopped eating meat, her skin looks so good! I mean, she still looks fat but, like, I can't say that junk to her face.
*shakes head slowly* No...
Will be distant now BTW...
It's way to hard to swim across the river. It's easier to wear a hat. Here, have a hat.
awww...
okay Lynxia
Then don't worry. Basically my parents want me to do extra work. And I don't want to.
Oh. Right. So, how does locking yourself in your room prove that you shouldn't have to do the tests?
No idea!
*grins at her wildly*
*takes a moment to think*
*looks back at mist*
*gives him a pat on the shoulder*
Good on you, Mist.
*bursts into a smile*
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, we won't eat red stripe man. Only everyone else. Bye!
*grins again and hugs her*
They're sure to reconsider!
Bye Nix! *hugs and kisses* Hang on! If you had to choose between water or a weapon which would you choose? Need to know for fan fic!
*laughs and hugs him back* hang in there a couple more hours.
*frowns*
two things. Im not going. and... water
me or my character?
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