And finally, because some of you noticed the Game of Thrones book in my Iron Man pic...
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Hey Zaf!
poof!
I don't believe that we've very had an actualy vonversation before Zaf
*conversation
Lol! I got annoyed at my iPad xD
I havent been caught by the Irish....yet
silence
....*big explosion*
not anymore
*sonic bomb*
Definatly not anymore
*shrieks*
I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
* nuclear bomb goes off*
leadt it wasnt anywhere important....
VAL!
Who missed me? Hmmm? Who? Come on, I know you all missed me.
MY BIRTHDAY'S IN A MONTH! APRIL 29, THAT'S WHEN I'M THIRTEEN!!!!!!!!
Hello Val!
Hey Val dint wirry i dudnt blow up anywhere important
Everyone missed you! Seriously, it just didn't seem the same without you
And i just turned 15 on tuesday
Oh my God, I can't stop smiling because I am SO FREAKING HAPPY to be back. Like, it's insane. Last night, I actually started to lose my mind. I was laughing like a crazy woman at stuff that wasn't even funny. (I pointed at the wall and screamed because it was painted yellow. That's just not natural.)
Im happy that your back too!
I heard about your B-day! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! My best friend Amanda (I'm sure you've heard about her) just turned thirteen on the 23 and she now officially gets to tell people that she's older...
I'm all jittery right now!
Aaaaah, where's Sparky when I need her?!
Why werent you here? I must be missing Something
Sparky's at school
when was the last time you were here? It seems like ages
I was here Sunday, for about five minutes because I stole Amanda's phone at her birthday party... I think that's the last time. But I didn't even get to talk to anyone! Only a few people!
yeah, i feel like i haven't seen you in months
Things have changed, but i don't know when you left, so i don't know how much
I haven't been on for two weeks... Worst two weeks of my life.
I feel so lonely i think the internet commited suicide no lie it wouldnt work forever
only two weeks? It feels like way longer
So you were here when i made my once a week rule? That was three weeks ago
I don't remember your rule... I might not have actually been on at the time.
AND I NEED TO TALK TO SPARKY! I MISS HER!!!
*cough* ...and know when I can Skype call her (in secret and at Amanda's) *cough*
VVVVVAAAAALLLL!!!!!
Welcome back! :D
Hi btw. :P
*grins*
Yeah, I think Sparky needs you too
She's been sad on and off for a while
HI LAVENDER!!!!!!!!
*thinks* I need to take a new profile pic...
I'm sorry. I can't stay. I just saw your comment so I said hi. :)
I have to go now. Bye!
I missed you Val! :D
Hi Lav!
Bye Lav
Huff. Bye Lav.
Bye Lavender :)
I wonder if Shadow's coming on... She just commented on my Blog
You mean Lynxia?
...
I walked home in the rain today! Now my hair looks funny! *looks at the wall* No, I am NOT talking to you again. Don't use that tone with me, Mr Wall! I am superior!!!
Sooo many peoples finally
Yep, Lynxia.
I just looked at your blog, she didn't comment
Hmm what to do?
Yeah she did... I get an email when people comment, and I got an email.
I looked at both you blogs, she didn't say anything
oh, on your second last post
never mind
1st
1st
1?
So close
btw, am i in the story you're writing?
Hi Val!
Welcome back!
hey Mist
Hi Nix.
YAAAAY! FIRST!
I dedicate this page to...
-ME! I AM BACK! YESSSSSSSSSSS!
-Amanda! She turned thirteen on March 23!
-SPARKY BECAUSE SHE'S AWESOME!!!
-Nix because of your b-day also!
-Doctor Who! (Don't blink! Don't even blink! Blink and you're dead! Don't look away, don't turn your back, and DON'T BLINK!)
-Shadow because her story is AWESOME! (I told my mumzy someone wrote a story where Ivy tortured someone and she gave me a weird look...)
-And DEREK, because his Blog makes me so happy!
Hello everyone!
I'm writing a few stories for Blogland, and in each story it will have me and Sparky... But in the one I am currently writing, there isn't very many characters, but I may add more... I'm not telling who's in it!
Hello to everyone who said hi to me, that is...
Lol
I told my friend i yhink Kingdom Of The Wicked ate Derek...i never knew DB can hurt your arm....still hurts!
Which would be only me I presume. *sighs*
Maths. Why? Last period of friday is MATHS.
*watches Adventure Time and laughs like a crazy woman*
MARCELINE'S DAD IS STEALING EVERYONE'S SOULS!!!
Your arm hurts? My wrist hurts!
Oh yeah. How did you do that, anyway, Val?
Hey, I'm watching it too! I just watched that episode, then hitman, then this big title one, not the pods
Wrist is worse i agree you in more pain then me
*then the pods
*Soul sucker walks up to a fluffy cloud guy*
Fluffy cloud guy: Who are you?
Soul sucker: Well, I’m sure not the guy who’s going to suck out your soul.
Fluffy cloud guy: Good, ‘cause that’s like my number one fear.
Soul sucker: Really? Well, I’ve got a little exercise for that. Wanna try it?
Fluffy cloud guy: Sure!
Soul sucker: Close your eyes.
*Soul sucker draws axe and hit fluffy cloud guy with the flat, non-sharp part*
Fluffy cloud guy: OW! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME!
Soul sucker: Ah, but I didn’t. Now don’t you feel better just being alive.
Fluffy cloud guy: I guess. Why?
Soul sucker: So this next part will be all the more horrifying
*Sucks out fluffy cloud guys soul*
Well... I walked into a room, but my little sister thought it would be funny to shut the lights off so I slipped and landed on my wrist. And hit my toe against the wall. And earlier that day, I had the choice of being pushed or jumping out of the tree I had climbed so I jumped and hurt my ankles and my knees so walking is hard.
I am so clumsy...
You hurt yourself too much.
I like Ocean of Fear and What was Missing for Adventure Time.
But It Came From the Nightosphere is always my favourite
Well i guess thats worse then getting hit with DB
Soul Sucker: You are by far the most evil thing I have ever encountered. Offer your soul to me, Dark One
*Cuts to a scene with Soul sucker talking to a penguin*
Penguin: Wack (sounds like that, dunno why)
Soul Sucker: What? No you can’t have my soul. How would you even… Look, just get in here
*Penguin slaps Soul sucker as he tries to suck out Penguins soul*
Soul Sucker: Ah, who needs you!
*Kicks Penguin away. Penguin goes flying through the air, and is caught by Ice King*
Ice King: Gunter? (That’s what he calls the penguin) Who told you that you could fly?
*Penguin points at Soul sucker, who is sucker souls out of other penguins*
Ice King: What! Nobody but me can suck the souls out of my penguins. And polar bears, because that’s just nature Gunter
*Fly’s toward Soul Sucker*
Ice King: You have raised my frothy dander. Leave now, or risk bringing the vengeance of Ice upon-
*Soul sucker turns and looks at Ice King, and his face splits apart*
Ice King: AAAAHHHH! I have soiled my tunic… Completely by choice.
*Fly’s away quickly*
I don't try to hurt myself. I just happen to be amazing at it.
you know how much they cut out in Austrlia? Heaps. I hate how much they cut out
Its not the greatest thing to be amazing at, I'll say that much.
*tries to ignore the pile of science homework in bag*
Marceline: *sings song* Daddy, why did you eat my fries, I bought them, and they were mine, but you ate them, yeah you ate my fries, and I cried, but you didn't see me cry, daddy, do you even love me, well I wish you'd show it, because I wouldn'ty know it, what kind of dad eats his daughter's fries and doesn't look her in the eyes, there were tears there daddy, if you saw them would you even care...
Have to go. Bye! I might be able to get on during class but probably not.
in one episode, they cut out 2 minutes and 45 seconds
Bye Mist
Memory of a Memory
I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man,
I can shake-ah my fanny I can shake-ah my can!
I'm a tough tootin' baby, I can punch-a yo buns!
Punch-a yo buns, I can punch-all yo buns!
If you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!
I know it's not great to be amazing at, but that's how me and Sparky came up with my super hero name. Super Injury Magnet!
Yesterday, I tried to put a bandaid on all the little cuts I have but I would've run off of bandaids so I gave up.
I feel bad fir you Val
Night Blogland *shadow walks*
Bye Zaf
What was Missing:
Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess, is that want you want me to do,
Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect, like all your little royal subjects do,
Sorry I'm not made of sugar, I'm not sweet enough for you,
Is that why you always avoid me? That must be such an inconvenience to you...
Bye people who left!
Oh, you, a-a-a-a-are my best friends in the world.
You a-a-a-a-are my best friends in the world.
And that’s ri-i-i-i-ight I’m talking about the two of you girls.
And you, Jake
Gotta go for dinner, I'll be back!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere!
that was quick
you're being the door whisperer in Nix and Mist
hello?
Hi. Sorry. Was caught by teacher. Back now.
okay
Whats a door whisperer?
you are
Back!
Hey Val
Hi, Val.
silence
*curses and kicks a tree*
what's up?
Sorry... I was talking to my brother.
okay
And that means it was a little bit of a longer conversation because I avoid him for the most part.
*nods*
Okay then
*is attmepting to clean room* *something full of fuzzies explodes on lap* *squeals*
AGH! I HATE WHITE FUZZIES! I'M WEARING BLACK JEANS AND THE FUZZIEs AREN'T COMING OFF!
*runs into the wall*
*kicks something again and then looks at Val*
You run into the wall too much too.
I know. It's not a very good habit to run into the wall, but it happens when I look down. And I look down a lot to avoid making eye contact when I'm annoyed. I get annoyed easily, so...
*nods again and paces*
*sticks out foot so Mist trips* *laughs, then stops*
Sorry, I couldn't help it.
what's up mist?
*remains on ground and doesnt move*
*nudges Mist with foot*
...You dead?
Probably not. *glares at the grass*
So you're not dead? I didn't think so. *glances in the mirror* Me, on the other hand... I look pretty dead.
*half shrugs*
If you half shrug, what does that mean? Do you shrug one shoulder, or is that a response meaning you would shrug, but whatever you're responding to only deserves half a shrug? Or is the other half of the shrug distracted or something?
Sorry, I over complicate things.
TNT,
I'm dynamite....
The second last option.
Okay.
*screams so loud everyone flinches* I'M DRINKING A CAPRISUN DRINK! AND IT TASTES LIKE GRAPES! BECAUSE IT'S GRAPE FLAVOR!
I'm gonna go take a quick shower... I'll be back!
*rolls over and gets up*
*kicks something again, lies in hammock and hums Hello*
Bye Val!
Lesson ended. Going to lunch now. Be back later. Probably before anyone comments pop up again. Bye.
Back.
I told you.
I'm back now
Brb
WB, Val.
Or not.
Imma leaving now. Bye!!!
I'm back! Again!
And of course you aren't here...
Be distant. Maybe.
Finally there's someone here.
Here now. Sorry.
damn internet!
anyone here?
good
1,632 words
Yay! In maths. Doing algerbra.
Algebraic!
I just finished my third test on algebra, so im pretty good with it
damn internet!
keeps failing
Be back in ten.
I'm back again!
Anyone else here?
DAMN INTERNET!
Hi nix... Val, you still here?
Here again.
Hey mist, I keep missing Val by minutes
...Uh...
And I missed lynxia earlier and I wanted to thank her for her contribution...
...Uh...huh...
*decides not to point out the obvious and waits for Eve in hammock*
I might dissapear at any second
DAMN F*CKING INTERNET!
hello?
Writing
Hang on, can i out up a character
Just one second
*put up a character
2915!
Kakro, check your blog and use those characters
*Jakro
DO IT NOW FOOL!
Thanks nix, I needed a group for Ryan to hang out with, I'm look at lynxias post, I'm using mists character as the person who ditched Ryan...(cause mist was a doosh when he posted his character)
Yo
So you using my characters? I gave you a lot of free range with 5 of them
Hi eve
Hey Eve
Yep nix, and sorry eve... I. Can't use yours
1. You provided hardly any background info
2. The name is too close to mists character
EVE!!!
*runs and hugs*
i think both Eve and Mist were joking...
Going... It's ten
Alright
See ya
Dude, we were both kidding with our characters. They were duds.
Hello. I'm here now. :)
brb
Bye Jakro. :)
See ya Nix. :)
Hey Lav
I...I don't know what to say, Jakro. I just...I thought I was good enough...*starts crying* This is such a shock. I...I'm sorry, I can't go on.
MIST!! *hugs back*
Still to using yours mist...
*smiles*
And I'm still here
Hi lav!
*rolls eyes jokingly*
Oh Eve. :P
*looks at Eve and grins*
okay. Hi Jakro! :)
You know what? After im done with chapter 5 (whcih is very soon), im writting something using those characters i created
You don't ride that manatee, you TAME THAT MANATEE!!!!!!!
*wipes tears away* I just wanted to make the world a better place.
And you must understand that they are from a part of mars that was almost completly destroyed. They are wanted by ECO
*starts laughing but quickly stops*
It hurts to laugh. Why does it hurt to laugh whenever I'm tired?
That sounds cool Nix. :)
*thinks*
Speaking of stories... I should keep writing mine...
Aaaaggggghhhhh... No chapter 8 yet
*throws rectum monkeys*
I wouldn't know, Mist, coz I don't laugh when I'm tired. Take a strepsil.
VAL!
SHE'S BACK!
VAL GET ON!!
PLEASE!!!
Hi, Sparky!
I know she's back. She says she missed you
Hi Sparky! :)
SPARKY... I want Val on here too
... ... ...
RECTUM MONKEYS!!!!!
Hi Sparrrrrky!
HI GUYS!
*yells*
VAL COME BAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*stares angrily*
I know what you done, I seen what you been doing... I know why those monkeys have three tails!!!!!
*face lights up* My parents! My brother! They left! Yay!!!!
I can make my video, mist! :D
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