...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.
Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?
Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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WTF meaning what the fruitloops?
thought you were going k.v?
Bye Kienan, see you on Sunday.
*sulks again*
He is, Flame. *glares at Kienan*
Val? *walks cautiously over*
Good
Exactly Fruitloops!
*twirls her around*
*ignores everyone*
Val - get up or I will tickle you.
Val you are annoying
Val, you like AVPM?
Robin- Do you were your ring?
Yes, of course!
Avpm?
Yeah Val - AVPM is amazing! Hey Robin, apparently they're going to make a third! *starts jumping up and down*
Oh Flame - I never asked - how did that audition thing go?
A very potter musical youtube it it's funny :D
A very potter musical!!
I g
No. I'm not youtube-ing anything.
*looks shamefully to ground*
I forgot the words and my voice went... :(
Oh Val! If you're not going to do anything GO AWAY. Flame are we still going to fight zombies - I've only got 10 mins left!
I dunno
Who is on board?
Ouch! Oh well, we all know you're brilliant Flame!
Me! Me! Me! *jumps up and down again*
Yes zombies! They are classed as daemons I hope *looks trustingly at Good Force who replies yeah sure*
*blushes*
Thanks
I've got 5 mins!
*blows zombie up*
It's settled
ZOMBbbbbbIESssssssss
Yay! *Brings out bow and arrow*
Robin? You still in? *asks while hitting a zombie with shadows*
*grins* YAY! MY LITTLE SISTER CARISSA IS OKAY! She was at the hospital earlier because she was having tests done on her heart...
That's good! You fighting zombies or not?
No. I'm going back to sulking. *sulks again*
Whatever. Robin? Robin? Don't kill another zombie until she gets her but over here!
*while sitting in the corner (I'm actually doing this next part) pulls out a can of frosting and a spoon and starts eating it out of the can*
Robin? Don't go!
Flame? You still there?
Sorry my computer just had a mental fit
Well I've got to go now! Bye *hugs everyone except Val*
*mutters something about Shadow being a jerk*
bye *hugs*
*continues eating frosting*
Hello people from the past, I'm comming to you from the 22 of December 8:30ish I am future Benn
I just realized the clock on this is a day later than it is in Aus. It's amazing, it's like time travel
Ha Benn, *slumps next to Val*
......well it made me happy
*scoots away from Robin*
Indeed, I suppose it would be rather cool but I live in UK so it's the same for me
*looks unhappily at Val* *sighs* *pulls out guitar*
This clock on here is eight hours faster than mine, so it's usually pretty different for me.
*pulls out cello*
Doing this On my iPod is really annoying
That's cool.
*sings quietly whilst struming guitar*
I gotta get back to Hogwarts,
I gotta get back to school.
I gotta get myself to Hogwarts,
where everybody knows I'm cool.
Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts,
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
Its all that I love, and it's all that I need.
At Hogwarts, Hogwarts, I think I'm going back
hey flame...im gonna go now c ya tomorrow guys...
Bye Gemma
*plays 'Making Christmas'*
Ohh and I'll do vocals *clears throat* lala la la lalalala lala la lalalala la la lalalalalaaaaaaa
Making Christmas *evil ghouls*
1st
Meh. Hey, Robin. Hey, Valkyrie!
Ha Nicole you coulda kept that on here, you can have first lol
Hi Nicole.
I'm gonna go for about 40 minutes. I'll be back.
No, no, it's yours. What's your dedication?
See ya Val! :D
Sorry I didn't make that clearer val but when I said *makes like a tree* I meant that I was leaving. I'm sorry for making you sing to no one!!!! I'm so so so so so so so so so sorry!
Hey Izz! *shakes hand* Welcome to the world of the certifiably insane. XD
I'll dedicate this page to Phoenix (Flame to most of you) to Shadow and to Val V because we all picked on her page before. Finally to the Golden God and various threats I have sent his way!
Izz, that's a turnip.. interesting.
*skips up to the top of a hill*
Blame Christine Night. And Sparky. And me....It's a long story.
I know I read it already :P
You have any better ideas for a picture?
No, I like the turnip XD
Of course you do.
Right I gotta go bye
*sigh* see ya!
I'm here again!
If I have slow responses it's not because I'm gone, but I'm doing something...
finally, im on the comp not the ipod
Val I'm sorry!
I was making like a tree and leaving! (nice singing btw)
Nice profile pic, Benn.
And IzzFizz, it's fine, really. In fact, I'm kind of glad you left, because it was already 1 in the morning and if someone was on I wouldn't have left.
why thank you. i try my best to look as creepy as possible
Ok good. I'm glad I wasn't mean.
I don't even need to try to look creepy. Last year, there was this girl in my class who would cringe whenever I looked at her, because everyone seems to think it's scary when I look them in the eyes.
You know what? My turnip would totally destroy the both of you if it wanted to.
Not if I pulled out a knife it wouldn't.
It would if it had thousands of zombie clones to back it up.
not if i used MUSTACHE POWER
*sigh* my turnip admits defeat.
No. I'd step on all of them. They're turnips.
*crosses fingers* PLEASE LET TODAY BE THE DAY I GET MY STUFF FROM DEREK! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
You should definately post pictures when you get it.
*gives out an excited high-pitched squeal* 4 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!
*realises other people could hear that* I so did not just squeal...
What is the greatest movie ever?
tucker and dale vs evil
I like The Nightmare Before Christmas :)
Ha. I've already got half my presents. The other half is in melbourne.
interesting....
actually it depends on you having the same twisted sense of humor as i
I've got a few presents so far, and I posted them on my blog.
indeed
As for the movie thing, I also really like Gremlins >:D
Bright light!
i have presents, i just don't literally have them
yesss gremlins
Especially when Mrs Deagle or whatever dies, and when theguy is dressed up as Santa is getting attacked and screams, "ZOMBIES, ZOMBIES!" right in front of a cop car, then all the cops do is slowly roll up the window XD
I haven't seen that movie in so long...
Hey val you know that thing about the sarcasm?
Well I looked into it more and the story is that Oscar Wilde said ^sarcasm is the lowest form of wit^
That's what Valkyrie said!
should i reference skulduggery pleasant here?
Yes but if you'll note the ^s
(he was being sarcastic)
I don't know. Should you?
Sorry for disappearing. I was eating cheesecake.
is that what the triangles mean
Yes we thought there needed to be a sarcasm font so we decided to use ^s
well, you learn something new everyday.....most days.....on the odd occasion at least
You do indeed.
PAAAASSSSSTTTTTAAAAAA!!!!
quite
Of course, that was the obvious thing to say.
Oh. hello people i dont know.
there are lots of people here.
so hello people.
Indeed it was.
there's a party in my pasta.....and you're all invited......:S
Hmmmm.
I have an interesting book to get back to so I shall bid the blog goodbye for now.
Bye Blog!
bye IzzFizz
Hello Benn! I don't believe we've met.
*shakes Benn's hand*
Have a cookie.
oh, hello cat
SPARKY! I finished Death Bringer again earlier :D and I have come to the conclusion that Derek loves to have Valkyrie be stalked, because now there's Kenny.
hello sparky
*shakes hand*
thank you, cookies are awesome
Agreed.
Carissa's screaming at her phone next to me... I'm doing my best not to laugh... XD
Just now, she said, "... You stupid horse! I don't like you!" XD
Is Carissa okay?
She's playing a game on her phone.
... Okay...
Checky time.
I GIVE UP!
*scraps half of each fanfic*
RAWR.
*makes up completely different plot for each*
Grr...
Hello?
this may seem a little random but i need to tell someone and there is no one else to tell.
i Mr.Sheend a small patch on my floor so i could slide on it and since then every time i walk on that bit of my floor i almost trip.
I'm assuming 'Checky time' means to check my email? No. I'm not going to.
are you asking me or Val why?
The floor is out for revenge. Dun-dun-dun
(>^.^)>Kimber<(^.^<)
Val V.
Hey Kim.
Oh, I meant Yola Kim!
Hello?
Hi!
Sorry, I'm busy being a stalker elsewhere. I'll be back in a little bit.
KK.
LUNCHTIME!!!!!
Hey Bloglanders can't stay long I'm afraid it's rather late, well, technically early but stil...
I think you should sleep Robin.
I should indeed but I just watched AVPM act 1... all of it and so am very awake.
What time is where you are Sparky?
Oh my.
11:17am.
Ha, brilliant
Why?
I dunno *spins around then runs up a hill and spins some more* Generally, the more tired I get the more random I get, being tired makes me hyper, then I'll pass out
JELLYFISH *rolls down hill*
Turnips?
Indeed
What's the coolest animal you've ever seen?
Tassie Devil.
Llama
probiscus monkey, i don't think that's how you spell it
They got funny noses right?
Actually, once I think I saw a Platypus...
Now THEY are freaking WIERD.
Sparky I saw one of them once they're viscous
Platypusses rock
yes, the ones with the funny nose
the devil not the platypus I want a Platypus
But they are the weirdest things EVER.
It's not platypuses, its PLATYPI
Really? My friends had an arguement about that at school. We still don't know.
It's because it's not actually fixed, no one knows, but I don't think Platypi is actually correct though (sorry Sparky)
Ah, so like octopus.
Grr.
It's not platypusses. I know that much.
Most Australian dictionaries agree on Platypi...
IT'S OCTOPI!!!!!!
Or just use the plural the same as the singular
Well, after consulting dictionary.com it has both endings in the definition.
Same argument Sparky :P
I am FLIPPING SURE IT'S OCTOPI.
It doesn't look right...
Octopi.
Looks great to me, sound good too.
Okay, it looks better when it's not in caps.
an octopus
two octopi
two octopuses
two octopus
Octopi.
Which reminds me...
BUNNIES HEART PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate pie.
I should probably sleep now..
Bunnies don't.
what about the plural for moose
Bunnies are adorable...
Moose.
colective singular Benn, just moose.
i rekon meese
*collective
It's moose.
It is not meese. It is not.
if it isn't meese then it should be
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