...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.
Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?
Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!
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About Derek
- Derek Landy
- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3801 – 4000 of 4812 Newer› Newest»It's moose.
Hmm...is the plural for a computer mouse 'mice'? Would you walk into a computer store and still say: Excuse me, how many 'mice' do you have available?
No because that is too close to mice.
but it should be meese
BENN, IT'S MOOSE, AND IT SHOULD STAY THAT WAY.
meese has a certain ring to it
No, Benn
Kim you'd say 'computer mice' (but sometimes they use 'computer mouses' not really) otherwise they might look at you funny
c'mon, you can't really think that moose is better than meese
IT ISN'T MEESE.
IT'S MOOSE.
MEESE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
Question though, what is the past tense of the word sh**?
Is it s*a*? Sh**ted? Who knows?
Right bloglanders I bid you adiue, time for bed.
Computer mice still sound weird but alrighty then. It's not like I'll ever use it. (^.^)
Bye Robin.
First one Sparky haha
what about Goose? Goose can be Geese but Moose can't be Meese?
G'night Robin!
bye robin
Goose, Geese, Moose, MOOSE.
but it's just not fair, i mean, have you asked a moose what it would rather be called?
IT WOULD RATHER BE CALLED A MOOSE.
...Can we change the subject; this is starting to get weird.
i think personally it would rather be called mortimer and mortimers
kim, we've been arguing about plural names for about half hour, the wierd ship has sailed
This is all started when we were asked what was the coolest animal we've seen.
True that.
IT'S PLATYPI GODAMMIT!
I'm not helping.
No, you're not.
...I've been withdrawing from saying this for awhile so...
I'M SO FREAKING CLOSE TO THE 50TH PAGE OF MY STORY!
Now onto whatever we were talking about.
*crawls back to blogland like a creeper, shrieking with maniacal laughter* NO BODY'S SAFE ANYMORE! *shriek shriek* I CAN ALWAYS FIND YOU! EVEN DEREK! *shrieks again*
*laughs evilly*
*slowly backs away from Val V*
*lays on the floor, twitching and shrieking* I FOUND YOU DEREK! I HAVE FOUND YOU!
ahh well, i gotta go do house work, so enough about meese, platypeese, geese and octipeese. I best be going. Bye
See ya Benn!
*twitches and laughs with Val V on the floor for some unknown reason*
I'm laughing and I don't know why!
SPARKY YOU DIDN'T FIND HIS STREET BUT I DID!!!!!
YOU REALLY WANT TO GO TO IRELAND NOW.
Gah... Didn't realise caps was on but I can't bothered to fix it...
LEON THOMAS THE THIRD IS AWESOMELY EPICATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now check your e-mail please.
NO HE'S NOT!!!!!
By the way, Derek, your house looks nice...
Val, you've taken your addiction to a new, creepy height.
hey anyone on
Leon, Ariana and Elizabeth are the only ones who can sing, but they are AWESOME.
Hey Amelie.
i have two questions
1 does anyone know how to contact derek
2 derek do you mind if we adapt your ideas like with the elemental and adept magic if so please answer these
also the uk is awesome because
1 derek landy
2 j.k.rowling
3 russel brand
4 their accents
hey kim how are you
*screams at phone* WHY CAN'T YOU CALL IRISH PHONE NUMBERS?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO HIM?!?
J.K.Rowling was on the same list as Derek Landy?
For shame Amelie.
Harry Potter was okay... WHEN I WAS IN YEAR TWO.
I'm great Amelie, thanks for asking.
And Harry Potter is still EPIC.
Not in comparison to SP.
When HP stands next to SP his shininess looks rusty.
SP STANDS TALL NEXT TO ANYTHING.
hey i happen to enjoy the harry potter books they were the first big chapter books i ever read so its sentimental i guess but i still like it now and i dont care what others think of it
Hmm... Derek, in May 2009, what colour car did you have?
Fine, they're epic in their own ways.
1st
They're good, I'm not denying that, it's just that I stopped liking them years ago.
Huh. Now that I think about it, I stopped liking them when I red SP.
The sheer awesome of Skulduggery Pleasant made me snobby towards inferior books.
Which is ALL of them.
1st.
i dont think its better just a different catagory so yeah
Val V, where are you getting this info on Derek?
I am NEVER going to get sick of this song.
im not biased with my books each is different but still a fantasy genre so i expand on my reading material in which helps my vocabulary and writing skills
Why did everyone stop talking?
No clue.
Where did Val V go?
drop dead and die
you cant really do that its a tortoligy
unless you believe in reincarnation
drop dead, come back as a mouse, die mouse death die a mousy death to much cheese (* about mouse in high squeaky voice like a mouse's might be*)
What's your problem Amelie?
nothing it was on russel brand and i thourght it was funny expecally the way he said it
My info on Derek? I can't say, because he'd probably get mad if I did. But I'll tell you this:
I found his parent's Skype number
I found his phone number
and I found his street.
*passes dedication rights to Val V, knowing she has something to dedicate about*
val thats not a good thing in fact it kinda creepy
I'd love to see Derek's reaction to your obsessiveness Val V.
so would i
im intrigued at how you get this
Sparky, does that mean I have to make a dedication, or...?
And Kimberly, he's noticed it already. He noticed the party, didn't he? That was pure obsessiveness.
true how many of you people line in aus/QLD
so bored
Yes you can make the dedication.
I get this info because Skulduggery taught me to be a Detective, Caelan taught me how to be a stalker, and since Derek created them, he kind of has to blame himself for me being able to find him.
dont want to know what goes on nside your head val
I DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO DEREK! THANKS FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO FIND YOU! I'M SORRY IF I CREEP YOU OUT! I REALLY AM!
I also dedicate it to Sparky for giving the dedication to me :)
Thanks!
XD
Only 24,400 words... Erg. Not enough!
what are you talking about kim
I'm writing.
oh kk
I'm writing a story, and it has 3,858 words...
wow mines only like 1100 or around that
What do you think the Aussie elders should be called?
I am crap at names.
I have 3679 words...
how about sheila, roo and i cant think of another one
???
No.
1,199 words
awwww too bad they sounded good i my head
Sparky, you know how my character's a murderer?
Well, I was thinking, she doesn't seem to scary because she hasn't killed anyone yet... So that's gonna change. Yay! Murder!
And, I though of something. I'm going to write part of it from Anomaly's point of view...
Hmm...
Because Saturnine hired Anomaly to geet rid of Ivy. But Ivy doessn't know that.
I thought that would be the case.
It's gonna be cool. You know, when I actually write that. And Ivy's gonna kill some people. Which is always fun. I should probably write sometime soon, shouldn't I?
Yeah...
I should too.
its probably going to be the only thing to do today
Can you guys give me information on the cloaking device
It's a cloaking sphere.
Right, sphere.
Here are my makeshift names for the Aussie elders
Jerry Opine, Arriana Utter and Burritt Astute.
You twist the cloaking sphere and it forms a bubble thing and everyone inside it can see and hear each other, but everyone outside it can't see or hear the people inside.
Everything magical is hidden.
Everything magical in the bubble is hidden.
ASSESS THE NAMES.
Is there only one in existence?
There's more than one.
Oh, and I love Arriana Utter and Burritt Astute. (I love the word 'astute')
Jerry Opine?
Burritt is the Grand Mage.
Thanks for the help!
Opine means think, Utter means talk and Astute means Brilliant.
(simplified of course)
Eh, I was never too fond of the name Jerry. It's a pet peeve of mine though, don't let it bother you. Just like I hate and number ending in 9 or hate sitting on a particular side of a lunch table.
*any number
My character Saturnine's name means the same thing as Melancholia.
9.
9 days.
9 days to.
9 days to go.
9 days to go!
Nine days to go!
NINE DAYS TO GO!
WE GET THE POINT!
It's actually kinda depressing...
I'm psyched about a competition that finishes in nine days that I'm not going to win...
You don't know that.
Really?
I won't though...
Okay... That was weird, I'm talking to a friend on Skype and she said that to...
I need to go now.
BYE!!!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Bye Sparky!
Nooo?
What was that about?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo don't leave!
Ah.
BYE.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Okay... So maybe not bye.
You'll stay? :D
Yeah. I'm pretty awesome like that. BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE NO FIGHTING.
Val V have you been reading the competition entries? Or just completely ignoring that post all together?
Hello?
Ignoring. I want to enter, but I can't...
Just now, I squeezed a Christmas ornament and it broke. Carissa insists that I shouldn't have done that, because I could've cut myself-- *looks at hand and sees a small drop of blood* Are you kidding me?!
Good thing there aren't any vampires nearby...
AAAHH! I have to go to the dentist today!!
In other words I'm only here for a few minutes.
I'm back.
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarky.
That looked longer in typing box.
Yes?
Nothing, I was just saying sparky
IzzFizz, THERE'S ALWAYS A VAMPIRE NEARBY. *glares at Caelan through the window, then shuts the curtains*
Kk.
Oh. Well at least he's not going to eat you anytime soon.
There is always a vampire nearby.
*looks suspiciously out the window*
I know you're there.
I have five more minutes.
The dentist won't eat you. With any luck you'll eat them.
Then I have to get ready.
Here's a fork.
*gives Izz a fork*
Thanks sparky but I'll need a knife to cut him up.
I got braces three weeks a go and it's hard to eat
I gotta go now!
Ciao!
Bye.
Sorry for my slow responses... I'm busy cutting things apart.
I busy not using the Internet.
*taps side of nose*
I'm trying to find thread to mke a Skulduggery doll.
Okay. That's nice.
*is used to it*
I can't actuall find any thread, though.
Damn. If you make the doll, send me a
Pic.
I'll post a pic. And right after I posted that last comment, I found some black thread.
That's good.
And now I'm cutting out a circle.
Ooo Contraversy! Except I be going now.
BYE!!!
Bye
Hi!
Wow what? By the way, I just finished sewing the circle.
YAY!
I thought you'd left!
So...
I'm not really into the whole 'sowing' thing, why do you need a circle?
Hmm?
Because Skulduggery and Valkyrie need heads, don't they?
Yes. Yes they do.
I assumed so. I already made my head. Now I'm making Skulduggery's. Amanda made an entire creepy set of Skulduggery puppet things... She had Valkyrie, Skulduggery, Tanith, Fletcher, Caelan, and China. They're fun to mess with. We actually tried to play with them, but Caelan wouldn't stop throwing Fletcher and Valkyrie at the ceiling, and China wouldn't stop crushing Skulduggery with a coffin...
Oh, and China strangled Tanith with a piece of plastic, then locked her in the coffin.
...
The things you do with Amanda are insane and plentiful.
It's funny. I was playing with the Skulduggery, though, so when she smashed him with the coffin, she smashed my hand... Then Caelan had to carry China off a mountain. Amanda loves making China get what she wants.
I HAVE TO GO.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Gr...
*is really angry*
I feel like swearing loudly.
Why?
*sees Val V's attempt to annoy me*
*bites her finger off and spits it out*
I am angry.
*warily picks up finger, then sews it back on*
Seriously, why are you angry?
Because I am now using my iTouch instead of my laptop. Because FIR THE FIRST TIME TODAY I was actually getting somewhere with my story, my Mum comes and confescates my laptop.
REALLY pissed off.
Hm. That sucks. I have my own laptop, so I don't have to deal with that.
Rawr...
It isn't as mush fun now.
*looks at Val V*
Get any closer and I will break your virtual wrist.
*sits against wall and writes on notepad*
It would help if I could find my writing notepad.
*gets closer*
*grabs Val V's wrist and electrocutes her to the ground, then grips her hand so hard it breaks*
Russia strength. Go away.
*heals wrist and hand* I can heal that, all I have to type is 'heals'.
Well, you made me smile.
*aplaudes*
Although, I'm terrified I'm gonna drop this needle in my eye, because I have to hold this head up to the light to see the line on it...
Hello?
Ugh. I just ruined my drawing of Russia.
Should I attempt the poster?
Worth a shot.
That sucks. I'm almost done making Skulduggery's head. I stole some of my sisters' clothing to cut apart and make this thing.
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