...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.
Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?
Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3401 – 3600 of 4812 Newer› Newest»Hi everyone! *hugs*
Wow, that's one creepy pillow
TURNIPS.
Birthday Turnips for Octa - correction
Ha whose picture is it that's a turnip now I forget..
Robin do you like my new post?
I already commented... You do know I stalk your blog like a crazy person, right?
Izz's.
Speaking of profile pics, do you like mine?
No but I do now... *inches away* I'm glad you like the second I think I prefer it too... The broken chain symbolizes how easily things can break under pressure and blood and water means family and friends... (blood = family water = friends)
Of course it is, and er, what is it? It's cool enough but what is it?
No wonder people think you're a man Sparky...
That one's for Sparky btw
and cool Shadow
Thank you... Do you like my covers Sparky?
*growls at Shadow*
I. Am. A. Girl.
I'M BACK.
Oh... @Robin for the fish - go on design then layout then on gadgets and search for fish...
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!
What the hell is a hufflepuff?
I'm using my iTouch.
Thanks Shadow :D
LOL! And after last night when I stuck up for you because someone thought they were a bigger Tanith fan than you... Tut tut tut.
Did you see what Val said 'bout Tanith?
Why are we talking about Sparky conversations past?
Ha! Go AVPM!!!!! I adore Starkid... Bit of a stalker...
Because you're almost as much of a legend as me... *teasing Sparky*
I think I need to go brush my teeth soon, so if I stop responding, I'm gone.
Hey, who here likes Tanith and will want to harm me if I say something bad about her?
I tried but the force of good denied my logic *mutters*
I've only just been talking here for two months.
Val V was the first Person I ever spoke to here.
Me and I will find out where you live and I will bring my random brick I sleep with encase of burglars'... Be warned...
@Val V me.
Soz! That was @Val
Hyes
hi Sparky.
Ive been chewing on a problem, and its losing flavor- and momentum.
Should i create a Fanfic account? or do i want to, anyway? i dont know how.
So Sparky - do you like my covers? You never said...
Hi Cat.
*grins evilly at everyone who loves Tanith*
TANITH SHOULD DIE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. AND I HOPE I GET TO BE THE ONE TO KILL HER. SHE HAS IT COMING.
I think the first person I ever spoke to here was you Sparky because you offered me a cookie and I told you I was allergic to chocolate and you laughed - it's not funny...
*Sharpens shadows and drives them into Val then touches neck and hears crack*
*Reasons with good force that stopped me punching Val*
Why did you stop me?
Because it wasn't the right thing to do
What am I supposed to do?
Take it on the chin and keep fighting for good
She's taunting good people, innocent people.
...
Tanith's a good person she's taunting her too
But-
just because she's got a remnant inside her
But-
doesn't mean she's a bad person.
NO, you can't!!
Grr
*Flicks Val on nose* Ha.
*walks over to Tanith and slashes her throat* *walks away*
I don't think that....I've commented on this post yet. I haven't commented...on...this post...from the Golden God...
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
*falls off chair*
FOLLOW THE SINISTER CHOPPER! DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hang on - BRB!
I think I talked to Val first too I dunno maybe not I only remember robot muffins...
*screams at Good Force*
NOW WHAT?
Ah, this is an interesting turn events.
So?
So, now you can hit her
YAY *smacks Val V once around the head*
*smacks Robin several times on the head, then kicks her in the face* *pushes her over and kicks her again*
Now that wasn't very nice *lobs energy ball at Val knocks her down kicks her*
*gets back up* MERRY CHRISTMAS ROBIN! *throws her through a window*
First person I talked to was Val also. I'm starting to see a pattern here
*Gets Val in headlock and lets Robin hit her repeatedly*
A chance to beat val count me in
Is her face bleeding?
Phoenix!!!
Of course, to both of you lovely lovers... *pushes Val to flame the kicks her and breaks both of her wrists*
*high fives Shadow* teamwork.
Robin *hugs*
Are you hurt?!? Val
*Throws val into the lake*
No one hurts Robin
i spoke to Sparks first. then val hugged me. >(
LONG LIVE THE BEARERS OF THE DARK FORCE!!!!
Boom.
Hi Flame!
*giggles* No I'm fine I can handle myself you know *winks*
Hey shadow *hi fives*
*Offers toast as in wine* to everyone - not Val* To team work!
I really wasnt here.. So..
*takes wine bottle and smashes it across vals head*
Hurrah!!!
Hey cat
Hi Flame *hugs* Can I come to the wedding? If I can make it - I am constantly dodging assassins...
We haven't made plans yet..
*glances at Robin*
*smiles*
OK! But I'll come if I can but don't make it the 6th of January - that's my day! It's my birthday!
I'm not entirely sure how these things work actually *nervous glance at Phoenix*
I'm sure it'll be fine... Unless Val *kicks her back in lake* comes and then there WILL be murder on the dance floor...
WHY YOU PEOPLES BE HATIN'?
Flame did you seriously come to kill me? Because I can kill you.
*Nods*
Robin- any chance you could get here Sunday at 5pm?
1st
Try killing him and I swear I will help Robin kill you...
Not kill,
Intentionally hurt, or even to break you...
hi.
why are we beating on Val agian?*punches her in the nose*
thats going to hurt.
Who here has a fan fic account?
No, absolutely none it's christmas. I'm not going to be allowed online from Saturday 24th until Tuesday 27th
Ha! I dedicate this page to Tanith Low and Robin, Flame and Sparky who all our very dear to me!
A blog?
Me
And val try to kill me...
Well we know what happened last time...
KIENAN HELP ME USE OUR AWESOME VOTOLATO-NESS TO STOP THEM! THEY KEEP THROWING ME IN A LAKE!
*glares at everyone*
*kicks cat* hey she's my cuz
*throws her back in lake* Flame, will you freeze it?
*Hit Kienan* Don't hurt Cat!
*kicks shadow*
I WILL TURN INTO DARQUESSE, TRUST ME! THERE'S PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO'VE WITNESSED IT!
Yay!! Thanks shadow *hugs*
Robin.., Aww,, I think I might be able to, Kallista and Octa are getting married at that time Sunday evening... That's why I asked
i can hurt anyone when it's for my cuz
*touches Kienan's arms and they break* Get lost.
Kienan ignore Jaida's text message! Ignore it!
*slaps Kienan*
Can't hurt me turkey.
And I shall turn Shadow Phoenix..
Oh hi kienen I guessed you were related by the v...
*freezes lake* ha she was half way out!
I'm sorry to meet like this but, *kicks kienen*
* kicks shadow repdidly *
Hi Sparky! Val V. hates Tanith that's why we're getting her and Kienan is sticking up for her and that is why we're getting him.
KIENAN JUST KEEP IGNORING YOUR TEXT MESSAGES FROM JAIDA! IGNORE HER! PLEASE!
I am intrigued about this text.
sparky!!!
Let's hurt VIOLATO COUSINS!!!!
dang it
Phoenix -I might just be able to, but it's gonna be interesting usually the computers laptops and phones just 'disappear', why, you wanna go?
*grabs Kienan and ties his arms behind his back then brings her foot up between his legs* I'm not sorry... *Hisses in his ear...*
She keeps telling Kienan to kill me! *glares at Jaida, who is sitting near me* So much for being loved by my family...
Wait... It's the Tanith thing?
Why have been throwing her in lakes?
*frabs Val V by her hair, fries it and chucks her into a nuclear reactor*
votolato. *slaps phoenix* get it right
I won't be able to make Sunday... I can do tomorrow from 10 - 5 and Friday but no other day is certain - may be able to make next week 10 - 5 too.
*smacks Phoenix* It's VOTOLATO, moron.
*glances at Kienan* Avoid me, please.
*is Darquesse* YES!
*Hits Kienan then kicks him between the legs again*
That's it...
*headbutts kienen*
*knocks him unconscious*
Get lost
i can deal with myself
*kicks her in the chest, listens to a rib puncture her heart*
*Grabs Val and breaks neck - again*
*hits shadow with a flaming table*
*sees Darquesse*
I'm going to stop fighting now.
violato looks cooler like violent
votolato just looks like potato
(sorry that's personal insult)
*sits in corner strumming guitar*
Come on Sparky, we can take her...
*pulls off Phoenix's arm* Hm. That's always funny, isn't it?
*heals any injuries I just got*
Grabs shadows and drives them through Kienan's stomach, watches acid leak out*
Robin- I'm gonna attend, thought it would be nice the two of going to find out what happens...
*slaps everyone*
ITS CHRISTMAS!! STOP FIGHTING
*hangs mistletoe*
*suts next to Robin*
Can you play 'Granger Danger'?
*smacks guitar on Val/Darqusse's head* *runs*
Gets Valkyrie and throws her to Flame like a bouncy ball*
*pushes shadow off a building*
(Our freaking last name doesn't look like potato! Besides, it's VOTE-A-LOT-OH! That doesn't sound like potato!)
*throws Sparky through a building*
'Granger Danger' is awesome, can play it on piano!
*finds new guitar plays Granger Danger and other various AVPM songs*
*slices val in half*
STOP FIGHTING!!!!!
I'm out you can get yourselves killed....
*Gets Kienan and punches hole through chest*
If you were president of your country or pm of ours VOTE-A-LOT-..oh....
*breaks Robin's legs* *pulls one off* There, now you an Phoenix are BOTH missing a limb.
I'M RON IN GRANGER DANGER AND DRACO IN EVERYTHING ELSE.
Here I am, face to face, with a situation that I never thought I'd never see strange.
OK - I'll stop. *sits by Robin*
Well if you prounouce potato like this
POTE- TATE- OH
We match YAY!
*sighs Audibly*
Val V, we stopped fighting you, snap out of it.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah Val you're a potato!
Do you people give up yet? I haven't even killed anyone yet.
*blasts hole through Blogland to the mortals* Hello again.
*happy dance*
Who ever is stopping fighting sit in corner!!!
*sits in corner and tends to wounds*
I need to go now. I'll be back in about 90mins.
Sing with me!!
Here I am face to face
with a situation I never though I'd ever see
It's strange, how a dress
can take a mess, and make her nothing less than, beautiful to me
Seems like my eyes have been transfigured
something deep inside has changed
they've open wide but hold that trigger
this could mean
Danger! I'm falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love
I think I'm falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love
With Hermione Granger
*sits in corner and starts to hum 'here comes the bride'*
*val I'm getting sick of this*
Let's fight zombies its Christmas!!
We could make them wear Santa and elf costumes
*laughs at mental image*
Aww bye Sparky *glues leg back on*
*murders mistletoe*
*rips open kienan's skull and spits inside, dragging her punctured heart out through her throat*
*pulls out her fingernails*
*sticks pins in his eyes*
BRB!!
Yeah! Who votes for zombie fighting? *places hand in air*
Valkyrie, I swear, I have to stop you way too often. Learn some self control, okay?
*looks at everyone else* AND STOP TRYING TO KILL HER, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
I actually laughed aloud at that Phoenix
*shoots Skulduggery instead* I always wanted to do that!
Skulduggery *mind blown* kay *worship*
Dayum Shadow LOL
I do like you Skulduggery but you can be annoying and that's why Tanith is better!
Skul's insane, 100%
Skulduggery, I don't know how, but somehow you manage to get here when I'm Darquesse. It's not fair. But, since I'm Valkyrie, I have to listen to you.
*glares at everyone* I hate you. You are so lucky he got here in time...
*is Valkyrie again*
Who's skulduggery....
*hangs more mistletoe*
*glares at cat the hater*
*pulls unsuspecting Robin under mistletoe*
Is he a person or his he Derek just keeping an eye on us?
*looks suspectingly at Derek*
I bet it's him
*wolf whistles*
I wouldn't mess with Skulduggery... REMEMBER THE TWIST? He might, um... change if you try and kill him, like how Val changes to Darquesse.
*laughs at Robin*
you giggle alot.. I like that..
hey skulduggery i was trying to help val!
*hits kienan*
Suck up..
*glares at shadow*
Yes Skuly - are you Derek and if you are I will kill you where you stand for what you did to Tanith!
*smiles and blushes*
Skul's better at managing himself than Val he's fought his demons it's Val's turn *looks wisely at Val*
Why you glaring at me Flame, wht did I do this time?
i agree shadow
at least i Like skul-man. he's perfect. he baffles me, anyway. val.... shes kind of stupid, to be honest. well, not kind of. really. sorry val.
no, im not.
*shoots mistletoe with a tommy gun*
*sticks out tounge at Robin* I'll do what I want.
Kienan, Skulduggery has saved you from me a lot... You're so lucky he's here.
Oh... You agree with me now?
only once
Skuly are you Derek?
kinda
Flame? Robin? Are the NORMAL people still here?
Hey, Cat, you know I'm RIGHT HERE AND CAN SEE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT VALKYRIE, RIGHT? She's not stupid!
*wolf whistling isn't cool*
*cuts vals tounge out*
Sorry Flame - it was called for though...
Yes I am here,
*looks hopefully at Robin*
What is the point in being festive if someone just shoots it with a tommy gun
Skulduggery, do you mind Val being stupid?
i wouldnt expect it of you. youre a good person. really.
i actually hit myself yesterday because of you. Did you know that people look up to you, now more than ever? did you know that i care about you more than anyone else? i would cry for you. i'd try, anyway. id never cry for any real human being.
*fixes tounge* *glares at everyone again* Why is it that everyone hates me? Hmm?
*laughs at Phoenix* just ignore them ;)*frowns* Cat shot down the miseltoe
*hangs more*
*raise an eyebrow at Robin*
Everyone hates you Val because you hate Tanith!
What are yoy going on about Kienan?
is not you Val V, its Derek's V.
She is stupid though. For a while, i actually had the main charecter of a story on my top 7 list for the series. its gone now though.
VAl that is you isn't it?
*kisses Phoenix* *giggles*
um a lot of the comments disappeared
Eurgh. repulsive.
Oh...
*kisses her back*
um
Cat we're engaged...
Phoenix, I'm not Skulduggery, no. If I was, I would've said, "VALKYRIE KILL THEM ALL! THEY'RE REALLY ANNOYING!" and I probably would've shot you all.
WTF!!!! Why?
ya she is not i know
Why what?
*sits in the corner and crosses arm* You know what? I'm just gonna sulk in the corner.
Good morning everyone
Val, do us all a favor - SHUT UP. You're talking rubbish!
i got to go
Why would you do something like that?
Indeed Val.
*continues sulking*
It could be worse! It was only a kiss! God! Are you, like, 5?
buy val *shoves *shadow in a pit of explosives it explodes* buy shadow
me? know. but why? why bother?
Why did our kiss just arouse WTF's
have fun val
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